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# this is for Doogal of the roundabout




i will accept any other username paintmash requests
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Its a blob doogal!
I'm wuving it!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# yay!
theres too much woo stuff on the board at the mo, i cant woo them all in time!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:19, archived)
# well
i would love to see what you would come up for my username! (woo to the pic btw)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:30, archived)
# will do
ill get to it
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:44, archived)
# gonna
make a copy of it in my MSN community to linky to my profile if you don't mind!

TY very much.. its great!
(Doogal, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Awwww...
(Larry_Mudd, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# I wonder what he'll grow up to be?
Rent Boy, I'm guessing.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Before
becoming a younger version of Obi Wan Kenobi?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# pffffffft
you said wank

NING ALL!

(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# The force is strong in that one
The dirty Jedi bitch
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# I think you're on to something there...
(Larry_Mudd, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:23, archived)
# Oof,
the dirty slut!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# He loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Dutroux wood
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Lets see here....B3ta....oh my

Long time lurker, first time poster, be gentle
(Mhor, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# nice
wilkommen
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# wooyay
to the posh kitten
youll neverleave and all that
(barandis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Heh!
Nice.

Welcome. Pull up a chair and shop a kitten. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Dont I have to
shop Brian Blessed a penguin and domo first or wil i just jump straight to the kittens?
(Mhor, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# You've proven yourself worthy of Kitten level.
Don't go overboard and start Animal Merging yet. Babysteps.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Yay!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# What an absolute Shower...yak yak
Hullo and Woo to you.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# positively spiffing
what what
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# kittens ...
make excellent 1st posts (and 2nd, 3rd, 4th etc)
welcome and yay
(scooby loo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Lovely!
what's the minimum age limit on smoking pipes?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Yay
its i-hate-u kitty! (id link if i could)
Most woo old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# ding dong
what what thats the ticket what what
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Woo
Have mine in return:

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Hmmm.
I think i've seen that kitten upward of three times in just a few days.....tis woo though
(Mhor, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# The weapon of minor destruction


Am I going too far?

Apologies for largefileness.
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)
# woo yay
again :P
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
not far enough
(PLEKTRUM, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# That one
is lovely too!

Watch the filesize though. Anything over 250KB is frowned upon for the sake of dial-uppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Superb
Woo,Yay et Houpla
(its a bloody shambles, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:15, archived)
# FIRST ANIM
4 all th damn intolerant pussy noob haters.... i love you all

(PLEKTRUM, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Hehe
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# ok HERE

Click pic for biggerness
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# yay!
but how did they ever get those pics so hi-res?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Newspaper print only
has to be 160 dpi and with that fractal-based images enlargement software, it's not too difficult (I should imagine)
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# The probably use S-Spline.
But now they call it PhotoZoom, or so the site says. Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:24, archived)
# if you animate each gag
they'll have to wait for electronic ink...
but that too is on its way (philips.com)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# OW.
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW.

My brain has just exploded twenty times over, the twunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Hurray!
The twats used the word "zany" as well. And those captions must have taken a full 10 seconds to come up with

Urge to kill rising...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# where does
zany come from

and where does it go?

what i mean is what does it mean

boy my phrases started sounding confusing
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
#
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=zany&r=67
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Ooh - I know this one:
The word "zany" comes from the name of a clownish character in traditional Italian plays. Also known as a buffone.

edit: nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# jeez...
those pesky thieving b'stards
(Halfcircle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Thieving right wing bastards..
Journalists are so lazy since the interweb turned up
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# What god-awful copy.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# You misunderstand.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# no
I Mr. understand
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# cunting daily mail.
(they never used any of my pics)

Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# at least they can't print animating gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3417275
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:16, archived)
# electronic ink you say...
animating t-shirts, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# They could print them across several pages
and instruct readers to turn the pages really quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:16, archived)
# now you've done it
that'll be in their next paper...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Theres one good thing that comes from this.
I show my mum saying how the bastards have nicked the pictures without a mentions of their makers and saying how thats why im missing my photoshop because thats what i dooin my spare time at uni. She finally understands what im doing all the time on the internet b3ta when im not looking at badly drawn cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Twunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# I hope that kitten
got to scratch the fuck out of that evil little child. Poor thing.
(tomsk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] George never knew


Saddam's finger did that.

Yay! My first post. Be gentle...

Edit: woweeee FPd on my first post! Gosh its like a wierd strange dream come true! Or something.
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# That's ace

Welcome to you
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# that's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Welcome my fantabulous cousin
to the wonderful world of B3ta.

You'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# wilkommen
to b3ta

nice first post
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# That's great!
Welcome and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# excellent!
Make more please. NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# That's ace!
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Oooh, another
newbie. And a good 'un at that. Welcome and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Dat
be finely goodsome, welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# thats better than the old..
pull my finger joke.

Remember kids - the great Gmail giveaway ends at lunchtime today. Get your entries in here
(Halfcircle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Wowee
Gosh and I thought my entry to b3ta would be a dismal hide-in-the-corner affair. Still, I have plenty of chances yet...

Thanks everyone!

Abandons work to photoshop for the rest of the day
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# stunning!
woo to that- twice.
(Larry_Mudd, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:26, archived)
# excellent!
that's really well done!

and congratulations on your fp!
and welcome to b3ta!
!!!
/etc.
(tookishlad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Rather
cool!
Very original, my friend.
Welcome, by the way. We're a rather nice lot here. You won't hear too much unintelligible insults from this crowd, if any.
(andophiroxia, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 21:42, archived)
# hello world
question i ask is will photoshop download before or after im allowed to post this
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Hello! Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
#
MS PAINT.

BRILLIANT.

(L) I'm stuck using it too. Good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Sigh**
been awake 4 hours waiting to post that, and bang on 10:00 yay !! and i have 3 mins of photoshop download left today is going to be a happy day :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# you mean
3 mins until "the postman delivers your paid for and legal copy"
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)
# hello
wot no comedy cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# You are quite right
and quite welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# holy shit
a learner plate and a donation icon!

i bow down to you. you are a hero.
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# That is true
Iconisied and [L] plated, you are in an elite league. Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# nope
i just wish there was a way to have a third icon too :o( but you can't have everything now can you.
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# You have all teh icons
you can't have anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Indeed they are.
Welcome! You'll find the kittens over there, the Domo-kun terrorising innocent bystanders over there, and the free complementary Daily Mail over there, just on top of the massive fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# You see,
we like n00bs like you. BECAUSE YOU POST PICS TO START A THREAD.

Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Since when
did you need to start a thread with a pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# see the first archive page?
positively full of pics.
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# From the FAQ
Q: Can I start a new thread without a picture?
A: Yes. But be considerate to other people using the board. And be interesting. Starting threads saying stuff like "gaz! IM me" can and should be deleted by board moderators.

Considering the n00bs earlier, who have to read the FAQ have before they post, have been posting absolute twaddle, this is a relief.

You don't believe the board and guidelines from posting have evolved sinced the first page?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:30, archived)
# just a quick one
abyssinian colobus spongmonkeys...


(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Too small
I don't see a pic, just a tiny, tiny dot. Sort it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# so yea should be



scans are on the way, this PC is just amazingly slow
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# *piercing look*
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Got Dolls in my head today
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# That's kinda creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:56, archived)
# .
real dolls?


/coat


woo to the pic by the way. if it doesn't give me nightmares
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Gah
Nightmares for me tonight Mother...
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)
# have a hummingelk

going to animate it, but I've got a meeting now :(
(dew-genen-ny, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# pearoasts

(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Have a humming hippo in return
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# thats
exquisite
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# We Just Got Our Domo Kun Some Chew Toys

Tasty Kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Danger danger
hungry vintage

woo
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Poor No-hands
...I think
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# .
He needs them in that position incase he needs to disco + I cba to attempt it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:56, archived)
# crunch crunch crunch LICK
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# I <3 that tongue
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Woo crunchy!
Morning. Still depressed about having no phshop or paint or compooper....

2 guys in full pirate costume came into the pound shop i work in yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# couple of weeks back I saw a guy dressed up as a dalmation
calmly walking round tescos buying some food (no he wasn't in the pet food section)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
#
*Does that stupid american drum thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Badum Tish?


American?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Are you sure they weren't real pirates?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# How did they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# jamaca
?
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Not that bad actually, one was quite good looking (had feather in his hat though)
At least they didnt scratch their balls asking how much things were or farting in my face when i was on my knees stacking shelves
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Topical Pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Pfft

Haven't heard the phrase Nig-Nog since I was a nipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# you dont watch enough jim davidson.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# That's because he's unfunny



(Not as much as a cunt as Lenny Henry though, who stopped being funny in 1982)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# of course we didn't have many comedians then,
because of the war
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Rationing's strange
and I never under stood it.

'Ning every one, all and sundry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# It's Tuesday not Sunda....oh
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# or football
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# oh dear
i misread the p's in nipper as g's...


hull's only an hours drive from here anyway
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# If yer feeling
like mashing usernames, mine has to be fairly easy.



only if you want to of course
(Doogal, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# i will
just gimme a few minutes. or hours.
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# I need some glasses
my misreading of that last word very much confuddled me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# ha ha
ha
(Elfking, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Please don't repost
I saw it the first time, and for those that didn't, they can't be expected to see every picture on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# good reply!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:56, archived)
# She Lost Her
Racket Thing
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# ahem,
tennis stick
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Looks like
she's being done up the marmite shaft with no lube
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# i still
would
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# What's beginning to annoy me even more than the actual reposting,
which is rife, is calling it "pearoasting", presumably in the belief it is somehow cute and therefore less annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# I find it funny
when people say "so as not to threadwaste, here's a repost"

The FAQ has never said "don't threadwaste" but is does say "don't repost"

I just don't understand these kids anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Well, quite.
And the FAQ-bashers always have a go at the poor new people trying to figure it out, and never the relentless self-publicists.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Yep
people always seem to forget the bit in the FAQ about being nice to newbies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# I shall right these wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# pfft!
pacifists
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# ha ha
yes i was thinking the very same thing
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# mmm....
peas
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# By the way,
I'm told the Daily Mail office has a serious net nanny/firewall thingymibob which allows their hacks access to almost nothing. Including B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:56, archived)
# so how do they manage to get on and steal ALL TEH PICS!?!??!11??!?!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Some
new age voodoo type thing, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Well, come on
It's a bit much asking the Mail to let their journalists research anything. They'd have no stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Surely it encourages them to do proper
research if they didn't have access to the internet? It is hardly a reliable means for correct information. (much like the mail I suppose).
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# if you must
don't do it in a new thread, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# haha
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:47, archived)
# me two
:(
(Elfking, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:47, archived)
# haha
I like that


not like that - not in some sado-necrophilic way ...well
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:47, archived)
# kinky blob.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:47, archived)
# space kittenblob
?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# More sub genre porn
Ghost gimps.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Gimp Shmoo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# strictly come dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# I fancy that
newsreader.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Me too
grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# yes
she could get my cum danceing strictly any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Mmmm...
Natasha Kerplunkski.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# The New
Shmoo? Does anyone remember that?
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# ooh!
kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# I've just realised
that you can se the gimp ball through his transparent white-ness - nice attention to detail there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# isn't that a
ghost condom??
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# CUNTS
(Elfking, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
but they do write perfectly acceptable journalistic pieces that everyone would be interested in. like this www.npm.ac.uk/papers/plym_bloom_jul99/daily-mail.jpg

/sarcasm
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:47, archived)
# lol
they are complete twunts
(Elfking, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# ha
in my newspaper, that image was exactly 20 times smaller

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# You'll like this, I think
www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/dailymail.php

Could Chris Morris Strip Britain's Swans of All Dignity?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# That is amazing!
I wonder if THEY use it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# obviously NOT
they use a stupid way of getting headlines i think we can all agree that "channel 4 is giving swans cancer" and "lesbians are going to kill the queen"
(Elfking, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Damn
Swans
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Ning all!


It's delivered free to the office....honest...HONEST!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:43, archived)
# I'll watch out for this evil b4ta
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
#
www.b4ta.com/
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# 'Twas
intentional, you can't expect the mail to get it's facts right, can you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:47, archived)
# speaking of which
i just accidentally discovered that bt3a.com redirects to this site!

/shock
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# It redirects to the secret
dyslexic b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Check
the credits on the newsletters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# oooh yeah.
It all sounds a bit seedy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# thanks
gotta buy a new keyboard now.



*wipes up coffee snot*
(its a bloody shambles, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"something of a cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# understatement
of the decade
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# lol
that font.. is the surname of the founder "hitler" by any chance? is this the local nazi paper in the uK?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Yip,
I think "Nazi" about covers it.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# You be surprised
about links to the owner's family and the Nazis.

No, you wouldn't, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Fine,
But will it affect house prices?


(Woo BTW!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# erm

Brand Spanking New Website:
www.stickfigureninja.com/
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)
# haha!
*cough*(its spelt "paedo" though)*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# they can't be both
peado's and smart!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)
# I wasn't sure which it was
and I couldnt be fucked finding out what was right.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:43, archived)
# Want me to link to stickfigure.com on my bands webshite?
seeing as you did that pic that we used on the cd. You're also credited in the thanks to section :-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Oooo, that'd be grand.
I'll bang a link to your bands website on mine when i get around to it, 'm already making a list of b3ta folk to put on my links page
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# I shouldn't worry
During the paedo riots of 2000 following paedophiles faces being published in the paper, I saw a banner which said pedophiles out. I assume a pedophile is someone who likes bikes.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# I like bikes...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)
# We need
to rid the country of evil paediatricians once and for all!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:47, archived)
# Sadly they did attack a paediatricians house
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# I know.
That's rabid foaming-at-the-mouth mobs for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# Let's burn them
*grabs pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Gah.
Experiencing burn/bum problems.

Bumming someone with a pitchfork could be interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# be honest now
you were too scared to type in Paedo into google incase they reported your IP
(insaniac1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# I can't quite make that out...
woo!
(Clunge_Gunge, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# your username scares me
that is all
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# yay to the pic!
and woo to the shiny new website! i still love the weapon of choice thing
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Go directly to hell, do not pass start, do not collect 200 pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)
# go to
all the way to hull
(shorty, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# and this nice lady will meet you there
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Swanky.
And thank you for not using flash menus.

Looks good, loads quick. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)
# I really dislike Flash naviation for websites.
they always tend to be crap
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# hull
oh and I want my money back, I couldn't find any spanking on that website
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:43, archived)
# I tried to, but

Click for the full and complete version
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Fuck
what browser ya using?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Mozilla Fuckoff 0.9
(firefox)
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# I've only tried it on 0.8
*downloads 0.9*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Woo
Been laughing at Paedos recently, got myself a copy of Brasseye. I love Mark Heap and Simon Pegg!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Right I have a quick question
But first have this piece of crap I knocked up after the pub last night..



So, what's the best bit of software for ripping avis,mwvs etc. into gifs (I'm thinking specifically of the BBC library stuff).

As usual all help gratefully received, all unhelpful 'comedy' replies ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# i think importing into imageready does it
but then again i'm a n00b.

woo to the pic!
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# ImageReady won't open WMVs.
I tried yesterday. It'll take AVIs though.
Adobe Premiere? :)

*goes back to trying to de-watermark in Premiere*

I'm making progress!
It's all a matter of getting a clean watermark on a black frame, and multiplying an inverted version over all frames of the video... Not going to be perfect, but good enough for a small gif.

There's at least two different watermarks though, and a couple of different resolutions too, tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! guplik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Made me laugh
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Jasc's Animation Shop
Says it supports that kind of comversion, but it works very iffy (if at all)...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# aye
I've got that. it's a load of old trouts underpants
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# pffft!
woo

I bet after they finish the show they all head round the corner to a Starbucks...
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# he he
thas funny!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:43, archived)
# VirtualDub
and it's free too :)

www.virtualdub.org

Woo to the pic BTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Virtualdub
Is one of the most valuable pieces of software that can be used in video production. And it's totally free. I love Vdub :-)
Oh, and ace punworthy pic :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Redex!
you have an FP, but I can't see it! :-(
(ghettobooty, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:13, archived)
# This Is Not Mine
But The Irony Is Great

majesticmoose.net/archives/god_kills_domo_kun.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# please only
post your own pics please
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Hi Mr Slim
I saw that interview on IC Newcastle about you - nice one. :)
It mentions something about Have I Got News for You - what did you do on that?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Bummed Angus Deayton
on coke.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Which one was on coke?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:37, archived)
# The bum
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# WHERE
ARE
THOSE
scans?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:37, archived)
# WHERE
ARE
THOSE
scans?

2nded
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# what scans?
Was I supposed to have scans?

Did I promise scans? I don't know about no steenkin scans.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# no playin' tough on me matey
give me those scans or feel the cold steel of my desert beagle!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# eeek! ok
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)
# the fear mk.2?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Not you
Him

*Looks down and back in time to another place*

www.b3ta.com/board/3416951
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# they used
this one in the context of a gag about Gorbachev
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# ta
Did they crop your tag off too?
Did it hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:43, archived)
# of course
they did
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# gits
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# I'm not sure you understand irony

Domo Mad.

Domo STOMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I do.
It's what you do to clothes to get the creases out.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I use
ten thousand spoons to irony my clothes.

*wishes for knife*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# "Lesson 1:
The spoon/knife ratio."
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# hehe Check!
I think I'm ready for lesson 2: Taking good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# that's misfortune
not irony
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Well, these are certainly two threads
which couldn't have been combined into, say one or no threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Invisible threads you say?
It's like the emperors new clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# I thought the "Emperor's New Clothes"
of b3ta was pantseatflyer pics....

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:34, archived)
# hmm...
I guess school's out then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Two more weeks apparently
Could it be study leave or the gap after exams?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Aha, yes
Exam gap most likely. Mind you, I think a lot of the primary schools have finished already...
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Yes
But I Am Acknowledging It Is Not My Own Picture
And I Probably Spelt Acknowledging Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:34, archived)
# You Have Spelt
Acknowledging Correctly. Have A Merit Mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# is there any reason why you capitalise
the first letter of each word?

...I'm Just Curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I
Have A Habit Of Doing That When I'm Typing
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:43, archived)
# how about when talking?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:43, archived)
# thing is,
if it isnt your original work, chances are we've already seen it. About a thousand times. The board is a place where you add your own little witty takes and ideas for the amusement of the other people on the board. Most of the images you see floating round the internet actually start here in the first place...

Just so you know :-)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# seen it before
but its still funny, somehow
(not_real had his name thieved, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# What Are Those Funny
Brown Square Things Called... That Chase Kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# domo kun
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# They Are So Cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# they look like weetabix with eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Now go an make that into a picture
It's a right of passage. *lubes*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
#
*gets the whisk*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# i once created this one


as well as some other oddballs
yårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårryårr
woo too <foo> for this original!
yårr
yårr
yÅrRR
yårr ha-ham mah-yoodarr














.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# ah you mean this
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# that....is....wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# yes
and next time I'm knocking on the door
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)

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