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# Feeling kind of square today
so have a field full of square (yet still fluffy) sheep with a square sun and square (yet still fluffy) clouds.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Yay for fluff
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Fluffy!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# yay for fluffy things
:)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Bad parenting
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Quick, run and hide
tis Glasscock
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Not yours
is it now?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Nope, not my work
for all I know its real.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
#
Please post your own stuff.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Wasn't that
in the newsletter one week?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# I think
the newsletter featured a page on which they let a crusade to save the fuzzy little fellows
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# very GC but it still makes me sad
afternoon all
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# jeeez
Q: now how many times have i seen that posted here ?




A: too many
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# I had that
in an e-mail 3 days ago!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# whoops
Didn't realise it had to be my own work. Apologies.

/skulks back to the shadows
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# ?
but you have been a member for over 2 years ??
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Two
and a half years, more or less...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Things have changed a bit...
Better to just assume we've already seen it unless you're sure we haven't.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# YEAH
Even if you made something yourself. Just to be safe.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Yay for bandwagons!



(I have no imagination of my own)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# that
scares me for some reason...might be the flashbacks however.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# it's as if you can feel the carnival music
bad memories, teh clowns teh clowns!
teh carnies! teh carnies!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Us carnies have got to stick together
it's the carnie code!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Dick Beattie should be there
instead of that fat clown.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Parakeet sightings


This is my entry for the Beeb...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3869815.stm
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# doubt
they would want that as the picture is wayyyy to small.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# 140kb isn't unreasonable.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# and
what no reflection in the pond...its seamless...seamless ;)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Sure but there's a
nice shadow on the wall... what do you want, blood?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# yes
shoot the budgie.

edit : and I never noticed the shadow to be honest..couldnt see because of the size :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Nice
but back-to-front and darker than the surrounding shadow.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# and
thats without the wonderful reflective characteristics of...brick.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Well to be fair
140kb for a static image is normally considered a bit too big for the board. Mods usually remove pics of that size.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# You saw it too?
Blimey, and I thought I was just going crazy...

Woo! Yay!

Edit: I want a parrot so I can teach it rude words... is that morally wrong in any way?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# No
It is the correct action to take when in ownership of a mimic type bird.

I'd teach it "cuntpuffin" first
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Sorted
Anyone want to lend me a few hundred squids - I hear they're pretty expensive :(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Steal one
Then teach it to say.
"It wasn't him"
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# A friend had a Minor Bird when I was a kid
It used to swear like a sailor
but the best stuff was when it mimicked the sound of the neighbours motorbike starting up and when it did pitch perfect opera
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# my uncle had a parrot that said rude words
such as "Fuck off" and "who's the cunt?"
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Your Uncle
is my hero.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# email it hard!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# is my entry appropriate?
www.b3ta.com/board/3418447
too late now, cos I've sent it
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# and this is my (first) one
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
#

might as well join in the pea roasting
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Gave the work experiance kid a hand to make this, i think it's quite good, his original was seamless.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Haha
get a tiger to chin it!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# mortal enemy of this guy
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Je ne sais pas pourquoi
but that' is very lovely
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Woo Yay
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# .
What programme do I use to animate stuff?*

*terribly naive font
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# /ducks
/lays egg
/nearly kills Patrick Moore
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Ooohhh
I like duck eggs .. .blah blah blah
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)
# an L plate and a donation icon
thats messin' up my head crazee stylee
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# It shouldn't be allowed.
Makes people like me look bad and stuff. Shocking state of affairs.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# if you're worried about it making you look bad
donate, you tight scottish* bastard

*this is a ssumed, due to his reluctance to give away money
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# :o)
Im from aberdeen, but i did move when i was 3 days old.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# I should hope so too!
Your parents would have been terrified otherwise.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# You see, I was going to donate just then*
but you accused me of being Scottish**. Now I'm offended, and shall keep my hard-earned*** cash to myself.


* may be a lie
** nosemonkey may contain small traces of Scottishness due to paternal great-grandparents, but is not in fact a Jock
*** may actually mean undeserved
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Thanks
That helps
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# I found you your images earlier
Don't get arsey with me!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# pretty little thing like you can use whatever they want



animation shop is what i use
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# it's called
theanimatestuffprogram

Can you not use Google ?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# how should i know
what program you use?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Someone has a links section in thier profile with all the free stuff
programs etc
But I can't remember who the fuck it is.

That help?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# "How Clean Is Your House"
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# not very
up to my knees in shit and nappies, still thats a rectal prolapse for you, always on the go
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# I use Easy Gif Animator
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# .
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# There are lots of things you can use to animate
the most popular are:

Imageready (comes with Photoshop)

Animation shop (comes with paint shop por)

Macromedia Fireworks

Macromedia Flash

All of the above cost money, but you could try The Gimp which lets you animate stuff if you install the right bits - it's all free.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Isn't it about time this question was put into the FAQ?
It seems to fit the bill nicely, what with seemingly being asked every day.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# I think
it is in the FAQ, is it not?

It says something about which packages to use.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Thanks
For all the genuine advice.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# back by public demand...(at least one people)

more sausagebird soon
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Me am that 1 people
Sosbird is always appreciated
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# thanksverymuch
edithpiaf / by the way...i want sausagebird to appear in google image when you type it as keyword..;anyclue anyone???
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# will sort it so it happens
It wont work until next week though. Make sure your original sosbird pic filename on your profile page is named sausagebird
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# how cool!
that is great ...ah oui c'est vraiment super!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Have this little gem

Maybe the second animation i've done
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Nicely done



Will you lot stop posting 'til five o'clock so I can get some fucking work done.

Ta
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha I hear that!!
Luckily we have 3 Boss Holiday days this week, and today is the first! WOO YAY!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# aww
poor no hands
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)
# they're traveling into
teh stargate
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)
# hoorah
:)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Moira
happymeal would be back at 1pm for the news...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# hehe
What's that I hear?
*puts ear to ground*

Is it - can it be? No! The Bandwagon is a'rollin'.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# At last,
the monitor gets its daily tea soaking!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# keeping true to your username i see!
still good tho, woo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Well
what can I say..the voices in my head compell me.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)
# do they tell you to burn things?




or is that just me and ralph wiggum?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# well
they often tell me to eat things that are non diety and to drink all the booze...so I cant really complain.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's brilliant

wyh
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)
# W/Y/H
Makes me think about Grottbags!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)
# well
she got the last laugh, I mean who do you think fitted the greenhouse.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# ha Grottbags
I remeber that fat green bitch! wasnt rod hull on that program aswell?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# He was
but far more annoying were the bloody stage school kids that got overly excited and started singing and doing backflips whenever somebody knocked on the door of the pink windmill!!!!!!

Not that this memory haunts me you understand!!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# you
dont think they were paid to do it do you...I always hoped that they were frightened by a bloke with a huge gun.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# We can only hope.....
...you don't see any of 'em nowadays do you, hmmmmmm WOO YAY
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Heehee!!!!
People are looking at me for laughing out loud.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# virgin poster... go easy...


Jenny's dad was determined that she was going to win sports day, so he took along his trusty bazooka instead of his camcorder...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# arf
woo and welcome :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# yay!
I wish my dad loved me that much.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Pffft
Well done you!
*hands tweaknik a sticker*
W00 Yay
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# tehehe
old people are so funny
huzzah!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# hehehe
woo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# top shop
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha!!
They're great, them two!

(although don't ye think the man looks a bit like Greg Dyke?)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Will your hypno evil ever stop?
Now you're fucking with Wrong Grandad aswell you fiend!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# yaaaaaay!!!!
teach me how to do this please!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# NOOOOOO
not grandpa too...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# haha
I love your style, most woo!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Has the old guy shat himself?
looks like he is trying to shake something out of his trouser leg.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# how odd
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Never!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# SQUARF! Top shoppage.
Plus, I think we could have some fun with this little invite from the BBC...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3869815.stm
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# 'twould be amusing
:)
EDIT: how about this one?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# my lord
I'm in.....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)
# aaaaah
teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# GC I know...
... but has anyone actually managed to get past level 3 of this fantastic japanese game?

www.geocities.jp/d_tsuma/fcbl.html
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# rotate the map and delete the post
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# too right
Rotate it. Rotate it now!
Delete it. Delete it HARD!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Okay then...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Hurray! pure art
art at it's best.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# This is very important so it isn't much of a waste
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Who replaced him ?
Blessed ?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:03, archived)
# a minor edit to "dog's egg"
and Bingo! - new wallpaper.

He looks like he's found the WMD, though.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)
# that is ace
an how sweet that it was a duck egg.

Patrick more presents a show about looking through telescopes
tell that to a commisioning editor these days and they would kick you in what ever genatalia best suits you!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)
# duck eggs?
who the fuck eats duck eggs?
I suppose I know now
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)
# crocodiles




you mean... patrick moore is a... gosh. never would have figured that...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)
# good point
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)
# duck eggs
are great. much nicer than chicken eggs
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Quack
Duck eggs are nice, better than the chicken version
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Goose egss are also tasty
And fucking massive
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# On
the other hand, quail eggs are lovely and teeny, so you can eat fucking millions of them before spewing omlettey sick over all around you.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# though not as big
as an ostritch egg. You only need one to make you sick up omety goo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Me.
I eat 100 duck eggs and hour.* Court order.**

* May be a lie.
** May also be a lie.


(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)
# at least it didn't kill him
:)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Would have made for much irreverance on here if it had though.
/waits for someone famous to die
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# phew
that's lucky. We've got an interview with him in my magazine this month!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Sorry but I couldn't help laugh at:
"I very, very nearly died, it was quite awful."
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# "famed for playing the xylophone"
Ahhh I can still hear the song
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:07, archived)
# The headline when he dies will be:
"Moore hangs up his hammers"
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Yummy duck eggs
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Duck eggs are some bad shit


muthafugga !
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Scary thing is...
...this didn't need much Shoppery:



Scary Source
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# It's cheap
at half the price!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# fcuk me
that man would emotionally disturb me, let alone a child.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# want a balloon?
They all float......
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# yes they do
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# *hides under desk*



Let me know when it's gone
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)
# if I fucked you
I suspect it would disturb you alot more than seeing a clown
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:02, archived)
# depends
What would you be wearing at the time?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:03, archived)
# well honestly...
someone hasn't had their siesta.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Scariest clown ever:
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:03, archived)
# He spent minutes on his face paint
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)
# shit
that's horrifying

my little sister had a clown called Daffy Dan for her 6th birthday party. For the hour before the party my brother and I teased and tormented the guy. It was great.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Fu...
....ck. Ing. Hell.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Oh.
Dear. God.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# I
know the news is 50 years old but that set must of been cheap, and the presenters are really letting themselves go.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# AAAAARGH
TEH CLOWN TEH CLOWN TEH CLOWN TEH CLOWN
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# I bet that's not
coffee in his starbucks mug
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I can't believe

that no one has given them any money yet.....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# yay!
woo to the left-handed busking badger
(and his mate)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# well he's obviously
following hendrix's lead on this one....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# raccoon
tastic..have a christ.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# ahahahahahah
excellent
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Woo
Lord God have mercy on me!

/extended guitar solo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Seamless
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# yay!
lets start a badger thing

(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)
# let's not
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)
# too

late
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# He
had the power then went on holiday..
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Anyone remember the
He man Xmas special, where Beastman gave Skeletor a pressie. I quote Skellys response - "Oh I hate being nice"

Fucking classic
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# No,
that was the ITV documentary on the Beckhams
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)
# te he he







and relax
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)

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