
so have a field full of square (yet still fluffy) sheep with a square sun and square (yet still fluffy) clouds.

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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31,
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the newsletter featured a page on which they let a crusade to save the fuzzy little fellows
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:42,
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Q: now how many times have i seen that posted here ?
A: too many
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:34,
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A: too many

Didn't realise it had to be my own work. Apologies.
/skulks back to the shadows
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:38,
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/skulks back to the shadows

Better to just assume we've already seen it unless you're sure we haven't.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:42,
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scares me for some reason...might be the flashbacks however.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:26,
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bad memories, teh clowns teh clowns!
teh carnies! teh carnies!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28,
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teh carnies! teh carnies!


This is my entry for the Beeb...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3869815.stm

what no reflection in the pond...its seamless...seamless ;)
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25,
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nice shadow on the wall... what do you want, blood?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:27,
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shoot the budgie.
edit : and I never noticed the shadow to be honest..couldnt see because of the size :)
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29,
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edit : and I never noticed the shadow to be honest..couldnt see because of the size :)

thats without the wonderful reflective characteristics of...brick.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:32,
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140kb for a static image is normally considered a bit too big for the board. Mods usually remove pics of that size.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:27,
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Blimey, and I thought I was just going crazy...
Woo! Yay!
Edit: I want a parrot so I can teach it rude words... is that morally wrong in any way?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25,
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Woo! Yay!
Edit: I want a parrot so I can teach it rude words... is that morally wrong in any way?

It is the correct action to take when in ownership of a mimic type bird.
I'd teach it "cuntpuffin" first
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:27,
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I'd teach it "cuntpuffin" first

Anyone want to lend me a few hundred squids - I hear they're pretty expensive :(
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28,
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It used to swear like a sailor
but the best stuff was when it mimicked the sound of the neighbours motorbike starting up and when it did pitch perfect opera
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:36,
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but the best stuff was when it mimicked the sound of the neighbours motorbike starting up and when it did pitch perfect opera

such as "Fuck off" and "who's the cunt?"
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:29,
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www.b3ta.com/board/3418447
too late now, cos I've sent it
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31,
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too late now, cos I've sent it



What programme do I use to animate stuff?*
*terribly naive font
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:19,
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*terribly naive font

thats messin' up my head crazee stylee
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:22,
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Makes people like me look bad and stuff. Shocking state of affairs.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23,
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donate, you tight scottish* bastard
*this is a ssumed, due to his reluctance to give away money
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:25,
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*this is a ssumed, due to his reluctance to give away money

Your parents would have been terrified otherwise.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31,
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but you accused me of being Scottish**. Now I'm offended, and shall keep my hard-earned*** cash to myself.
* may be a lie
** nosemonkey may contain small traces of Scottishness due to paternal great-grandparents, but is not in fact a Jock
*** may actually mean undeserved
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:30,
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* may be a lie
** nosemonkey may contain small traces of Scottishness due to paternal great-grandparents, but is not in fact a Jock
*** may actually mean undeserved

animation shop is what i use

programs etc
But I can't remember who the fuck it is.
That help?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23,
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But I can't remember who the fuck it is.
That help?

up to my knees in shit and nappies, still thats a rectal prolapse for you, always on the go
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28,
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the most popular are:
Imageready (comes with Photoshop)
Animation shop (comes with paint shop por)
Macromedia Fireworks
Macromedia Flash
All of the above cost money, but you could try The Gimp which lets you animate stuff if you install the right bits - it's all free.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:26,
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Imageready (comes with Photoshop)
Animation shop (comes with paint shop por)
Macromedia Fireworks
Macromedia Flash
All of the above cost money, but you could try The Gimp which lets you animate stuff if you install the right bits - it's all free.

It seems to fit the bill nicely, what with seemingly being asked every day.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:30,
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it is in the FAQ, is it not?
It says something about which packages to use.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:31,
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It says something about which packages to use.


more sausagebird soon

edithpiaf / by the way...i want sausagebird to appear in google image when you type it as keyword..;anyclue anyone???
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:28,
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It wont work until next week though. Make sure your original sosbird pic filename on your profile page is named sausagebird
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50,
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Will you lot stop posting 'til five o'clock so I can get some fucking work done.
Ta

Luckily we have 3 Boss Holiday days this week, and today is the first! WOO YAY!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:17,
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What's that I hear?
*puts ear to ground*
Is it - can it be? No! The Bandwagon is a'rollin'.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:14,
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*puts ear to ground*
Is it - can it be? No! The Bandwagon is a'rollin'.

or is that just me and ralph wiggum?

they often tell me to eat things that are non diety and to drink all the booze...so I cant really complain.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:17,
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she got the last laugh, I mean who do you think fitted the greenhouse.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:18,
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I remeber that fat green bitch! wasnt rod hull on that program aswell?
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:18,
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but far more annoying were the bloody stage school kids that got overly excited and started singing and doing backflips whenever somebody knocked on the door of the pink windmill!!!!!!
Not that this memory haunts me you understand!!!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:22,
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Not that this memory haunts me you understand!!!

dont think they were paid to do it do you...I always hoped that they were frightened by a bloke with a huge gun.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:23,
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...you don't see any of 'em nowadays do you, hmmmmmm WOO YAY
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:26,
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Jenny's dad was determined that she was going to win sports day, so he took along his trusty bazooka instead of his camcorder...

They're great, them two!
(although don't ye think the man looks a bit like Greg Dyke?)
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:26,
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(although don't ye think the man looks a bit like Greg Dyke?)

looks like he is trying to shake something out of his trouser leg.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:10,
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Plus, I think we could have some fun with this little invite from the BBC...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3869815.stm
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:09,
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3869815.stm

teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear teh owlbear
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:09,
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... but has anyone actually managed to get past level 3 of this fantastic japanese game?
www.geocities.jp/d_tsuma/fcbl.html
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:08,
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www.geocities.jp/d_tsuma/fcbl.html

and Bingo! - new wallpaper.
He looks like he's found the WMD, though.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:04,
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He looks like he's found the WMD, though.

an how sweet that it was a duck egg.
Patrick more presents a show about looking through telescopes
tell that to a commisioning editor these days and they would kick you in what ever genatalia best suits you!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:04,
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Patrick more presents a show about looking through telescopes
tell that to a commisioning editor these days and they would kick you in what ever genatalia best suits you!

you mean... patrick moore is a... gosh. never would have figured that...

the other hand, quail eggs are lovely and teeny, so you can eat fucking millions of them before spewing omlettey sick over all around you.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:12,
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as an ostritch egg. You only need one to make you sick up omety goo
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:14,
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I eat 100 duck eggs and hour.* Court order.**
* May be a lie.
** May also be a lie.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:06,
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* May be a lie.
** May also be a lie.

/waits for someone famous to die
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:07,
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that's lucky. We've got an interview with him in my magazine this month!
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:06,
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"I very, very nearly died, it was quite awful."
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:07,
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Ahhh I can still hear the song
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:07,
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"Moore hangs up his hammers"
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:10,
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...this didn't need much Shoppery:

Scary Source
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:55,
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Scary Source

that man would emotionally disturb me, let alone a child.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:56,
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I suspect it would disturb you alot more than seeing a clown
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:02,
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that's horrifying
my little sister had a clown called Daffy Dan for her 6th birthday party. For the hour before the party my brother and I teased and tormented the guy. It was great.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:04,
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my little sister had a clown called Daffy Dan for her 6th birthday party. For the hour before the party my brother and I teased and tormented the guy. It was great.

know the news is 50 years old but that set must of been cheap, and the presenters are really letting themselves go.
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:57,
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He man Xmas special, where Beastman gave Skeletor a pressie. I quote Skellys response - "Oh I hate being nice"
Fucking classic
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Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:52,
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Fucking classic
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