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# You're pants, Beckham

Give Sir Jimmy a go....I know its crap but I've been lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# He had that face on when he mounted Rebecca Loos!

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# he even had the cigar.....scraping the bottom again. sorry :-D
heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah and his hands up in the air like that!!!
Now then! now then! now then! take it all the way you bitch....

uguguguguggu
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# I thought that was Alan Smith's new
PR photo. Do you think Jimmy might be his dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# jimmy
now that you mention it....hmmmmmmm :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# *gets distracted by thoughts of Alan Smith*
*dreamy sigh*

;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# just for you then
news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/football/02/eng_slovakia_macedonia/img/smith.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# STABSTABSTAB
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# oooo
snarly. *rawr* ;D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# now then, now then
uhuuhuhuuh!
(trollbite, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# sing sing time...
jim'll fix it for you..and you, and you and...bah bah bah...shitting crikey who stole my lungs..
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# No image but...
...frankly, this disturbed me, and I don't know why.

LINKY

Some of that is WRONG on a number of levels (especially THIS GAY DANE pic), but at the very least there's some great opportuity for Shoppery.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# for a second I thought this one
www.pchgreatdanes.com/Lava%20&%20Me%2012-03.JPG
was another bandwagon pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# nsfw?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# nsfp*
*puppies ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# how rare
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# argh
gay dogs, someone fetch the shotgun!
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# are you featured
in the BNP documentary this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Heard about that!
"Shock horror! BNP found to be full of racist nazis!!!!!" who would have thought it?
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# people who dock the ears of their dogs*
should have their fucking genitals chewed off by rabid mongrels

(* = americans mainly for some reason)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# it's true
and it's a crap thing to do to dogs. more and more states are outlawing it though, which is good.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Hurrah
But they should also stop the bizarre breeding of bulldogs as they can barely breathe. *watched a programme about it on tv*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# the UK and US kennel clubs
are (mostly) a bunch of fucking dr frankensteins

"Look look! I've created a dog with jowls longer than its fucking legs!"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# and my greatest creation
a monkey with 4 asses!

/south park
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# dawin dogs are by far the best
if one thing fucks a breed of dog up forever its the bloody kennel club taking an interest.

mongrels will rule the world
with the help of roachs
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# but phwoar!
that auntie kate!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# ah see below
I thought it was to make them straighter and thus "more showable"

Either way I'd happily cut the cunts to pieces with a blunt spoon

/rantrantrant .... grrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# they don't like natural floppy ears
on great danes and dobermans and some other breeds
it makes them look a bit gay
they'll be giving mastiffs silicon tits next
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Pffffft .... silicon tits on mastiffs (I give it 2 years that's the scary thing)
they like wierd shit like scottish fold cats as well (take normal cat, sellotape ears down, cut off tail)

freaks.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# in the olden days
when mongy cats and dogs were born
they'd get quietly popped in a bag and dropped down the neighbour's well
these days they breed the fucking things and sell them on ebay

I remember when all this was fields

nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# *agrees strongly*

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# I hope that spunk muffin bakery gets closed down for
letting horse like dogs jump up n down on their counter.

Fucking hygienic or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# oh dont be such a jessy
you've got an immune system havent you.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck
please tell me there weren't bandages/casts on some of those dogs ears to make them more vertical?

sick bastard owners. shoot them all.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# This country
(evilbirders, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# yay
I've got Shepherd's Pie for dinner.

God know's what he'll be eating now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# iraqi children's
dismembered arms, thats if prescott has his way!
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Its News Paper time.
Edit: This is a nicer version
(fcknuts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Apparently the BBC has gone undercover
and found that the BNP has racist members.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# *SHOCK*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# the bnp
should secretly film backstage at a bbc jim davidson show
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Jim Davidson should secretly film
and then we wouldn't have to put up with him
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Blimey!
I heard that there's Socialists in the Labour party as well..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# On Panorama tonight
We reveal exactly where bears shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# in the pope?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# ahahahahahahs
(1, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# No Mork? No Mindy?
Holy shit, I'm in the wrong place, I thought this was the Official Mork & Mindy Appreciation Society.

Ta ta!


woo yay for teh pic
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Here's one more
(fcknuts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# how apt
now somebody please impound this bandwaggon



prrrrrleeeeease
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Ace!
Take this mindy.... nanoo nanoo!!!!!!!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I won't waste a post....
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# I thought you'd shot him
then I looked at the filename
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# ack ack ack
NSFW

*shields her boss's eyes*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Your boss is offended by
Robin Williams? Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# no
just massive cocks on his employee's monitor. ;P
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# It's only 2" on my monitor
Your boss must prefer really big ones

(...monitors)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I hated him
but love the new Evil Robin Williams
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Patch Adams?
That was pretty fucking evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# He always was
Just listen to his standup. More foulmouthed than Eddie Murphy
(pseudosocrates, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# and very obviously
under the influence of nose candy.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Admittedly so
He did routines about his cocaine use after he'd quit
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# stil sweats like a pig though
his last comedy special, i was worried for his safety. i thought he'd drown in the rivers of sweat.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# All aboard!
My first bandwagon and I feel defiled
Sorry, but I haven't ridden the bandwagon yet
(derren, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# STOPPIT
STOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPIT
STOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPIT
STOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPIT
STOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPIT
STOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPIT
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# And...
Tidyup?
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# the grand prix
was on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Narf.
:D
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# yes it was
*beaming, self-satisfied, gloating smile*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Notice how it's gone quiet on the board?
I think everyone has FUCKED OFF because of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# ?hello?
I'm still here, and not on any silly bandwagon either...

look a roasting pea as the thread's already wasted...
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# "Not on any sillybandwagon"
and posts a Tesco Value image...


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# tesco's aren't silly.
they provide good value goods at sensible prices...


pffft

ok, so it's a kind of bandwagon, but at least the kid's cute.
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Some of us are still here
But only just!!!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# I remember this being a bandwagon on at least 3 seperate occasions...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/2023004
www.b3ta.com/board/1278219
www.b3ta.com/board/361621
www.b3ta.com/board/361607
www.b3ta.com/board/361574
www.b3ta.com/board/361527

The 2nd thing mentioned on the FAQ: www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

Q: I love posting bandwagon pics on the board. Is that ok?
A: No. Think of something new.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# how in gods name
do you find those threads so quick?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I've been around a while,
if you look I probably replied to most of those archive pages those threads are on too so I remember them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# what
you remember each thread number and its topic for the last 2 years.

thats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# The wonderful world of Fnord.
Either that, or he's Autistic.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# He's from Austin?
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I know he can draw
but remembering all those things is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# he must have
an obsene amount of spare time!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# It was easy a couple of years ago
There were not nearly as many messages/pictures posted. You could go away for a few days and it would take 2 or 3 hours to skim back through all the archive pages that had passed by since you last looked.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# like
the middle of the night now
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# I am hardwired to google too, but that's only part of it
I really do remember the threads so it's just a case of narrowing them down sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Do not question The Fnnord
For he remembers the board in a way that we do not.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Yep.
www.b3ta.com/board/3462637

Another bandwagon on the annoying list.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# oh, I missed the bandwagon
shame
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# That's the best yet
It made me cry laughing
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
# During the war...
...there was only one thing that wasn't hard to come by:
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# "Mum!...Muuum!
"Can I have some money for spunk pleeeease?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# woo
during the war my farther was allways in action sometimes fighting the hun at others pleasureing the officer class in return for more clothing rations. he always loved his silks
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# ha
your dad was the best prozzy this country had
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# thank yee sir
doffs cap tugs forlock
gets arrested for solicitation again
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Woo!
a pitcher of spunk to the boy in shorts
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
coming up
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# *sings* a pitcher of spunk is just enough
to give your kids a treat!

(and woo to the original pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
#

ok I'm done
/jumps off
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# yeah right
Svenno would have eaten the egg by now.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# only if he know how to open it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# the fat cunt!
or put it in his lunch box. i wonder what else is in there?
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# hah
that would make a great compo

"What's in Svenno's lunchbox?"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# my mate squid
when i was about 16, turned up to the park we used to doss on with a lunch box. i asked what was in the box, he opened it and a cat jumped out of it and ran off looking dazed and bewildered. someone asked where he got it from and he replied "i dont fucking know, saw it in the fucking garden and took it!" that boy is seriously on the verge of being a belmer.
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# *uncontrollable laughter*
sorry but that's just TOO funny
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Norway*
*May be untrue
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
#
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# aha
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# ...having the time of your life, ooo-ooo, see that girl...


100% Mork and cocking Mindy free
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Hurrah!
Animate it!

NOW.

DO IT.

DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Do you know
how bastard hard that animation would be to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# may I enquire...
why the name change??? or would that be a bit forward of a newbie like myself?
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Yes yes
animate it now! Please...pretty please? Awww...go on.....*sulks*
(shatterstar's motorbike doesn't like the rain, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# For RestlessTemp
Told you!!



paintsmah/photoeditorthing therefore poor quality as per usual
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# doh,
i can't see this cos of websense.

can you put it on ukdragon or something?
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# :-(
Its an msngroup try clicky
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# can't do it
websense blocks 'message boards and clubs'

except b3ta strangely

*touches wood*
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Me too
But some get through.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# I wouldn't touch your wood during work hours..
it might get you into trouble
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# please
put it on ukdragon. otherwise i wont see it until i get home.
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# aw
fankyou. to pike and to stickman.
(restlesstemp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# I'm too thick
to work out UKDragon...
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn that rusky ingenuity
(pseudosocrates, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# then hoola hoopage shall continue
untill the whole of britain is redder than kinnocks hair.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] and..
my first attempt at Animation

(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Is that
the smell of roasting peas?
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# once again
just because it was missing from the comp archive...sorry
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# you are
forgiven :)
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# just out of asking
what host did you use to post it originally?

edit: it would have been best to edit the posts where the image isn't showing up
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Tried that
and they still didnt show...bloody MSN
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# well whether they work now would be
under question. you might see them for now, but they might just disappear all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# No
they still show on the previous thread...just not in the comp..never happened before,,if it it happens again..oh well no bother
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# MS IMPACT, I believe
Comic Sans's "edgy" sister.

Woo for the anim!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Leaping back on bandwagon


(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Fonzie says relax
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Stupid cock!
www.namibian.com.na/2004/July/national/0453617880.html
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# 'tests were conducted to see if he would be infertile'
What the fuck did they test when they removed what was left of his testicles???
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Sorry, that pic is borked


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# not this bandwagon
again...
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
#

/legs it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# bzzzzzzzzz
repetition
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# much as I hate bandwagons after a while
that is very, very funny
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# arf
i love sporks, best of all the plastic cutlery.
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Fonzie says relax
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Hmm.
Me me me!!! :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# scrapping or scraping?
Woo,
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# arse!
stick it up your...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Pardon pearost
But for some reason these aren't showing in entry archive..
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# lovely
very nice indeed.
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# that's all rather detailed
is there a link to a larger version to see it better?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Haven't seen you on any MC servers in a while...
Unless I missed you...
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# been
a bit swamped
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# That
is magnificent. And as a consequence, I see, has a majestic four fucking comments.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# It is magnificent
but without seeing the source, it's hard to say how magnificent

(I assume that wasn't done with a biro)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# No it's all
shopped using about a dozen or so different sources..
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Then
Hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Oooooo
Looks like the alt. Ending of evil dead 3

*In Farnborough, the red arrows are roaring around at the mo. Just went right over my house and made some little kids being walked home scream and start crying. Made my day*
(Willboy:, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# I saw the red arrows yesterday......
going down the Champs-Elysées.
Unfortunately Chirac didn't scream or cry,

which is a shame
(trollbite, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Screaming Chirac
..great name for a band..quick grab it..
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# goatse brand pile cream



a mate of ours took a photo of this in a market in singapore....higher res version on filepile....
(spankywerx, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# NSFW!
NSFA....
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Your boss must have great eyesight
I can barely see those pictures. (thankfully)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# It's not my boss I'd worry about
it's my BEAUTIFUL EYES!

AAAAAARGH.

/melodrama
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# circus piles?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# roll up roll up
see the wonders of the world all under one roof! tonight for your entertainment and bedazzlement: piles with clown faces painted on!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# those unicycles
are a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# oh piledriver
agony
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# bandwagon, bandwagon, bandwagon, etc., etc., etc.
(klondyker, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# If this bandwagon doesn't stop soon
I think the fonz is going to have to come out of retirement and kill it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:26, archived)
# fonz!!!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# That made me snigger
Causing people to look at me as if I'm odd.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# So I forgot "Zork and Mindy"
www.b3ta.com/board/3462637
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# you were
my inspiration.
(klondyker, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# hmmm
you probably also forgot norks and mindy...

*goes to read list...*
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# and
FLORK AND FLINDIE!!!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Polite request:
Can people please stop posting pictures of Pam Dawber?

She is far too attractive and distracting me from my work with impure thoughts.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# arf!


choked on my coffee
(tookishlad, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Great Moments In Rock

www.spazoutny.com
(AntonLavey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# ahahahaha
that's great! massive wooooo! ;D

bushie's hair fits into that pic a little too well... ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Watch out boy she'll chew you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 00:00

After years of work the engineers and scientists had built the first useable video recorder, but still had trouble getting the clock right.
(lwlt, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# does it take 1.21 gigawatts
to power it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# great scott!
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)
# 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!!!!!!!
1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarttttttttttttttttyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# It doesn't need roads
Nah, all it needs is a couple of potato scraps and some old beer leftovers.
(lwlt, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# this is good!
but so soon in the spaz!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# the final episode of knightrider was a bit of a bummer...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
w/y/h
(haitch, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha,
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# R-A-M-O-N-E-S
Ramones!
(lib319, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# How many of them are dead now?
Is it most, or just some? Or maybe all?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Joey and Dee Dee
Not too tough to die
(lib319, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
excellent!!!!!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# fonkin
superbular!

as ever
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# laughed out loud with that
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Best. Picture. Ever.
Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)

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