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# Not sure who is into the old Hammer Horror film genre...
I've brought it right up to date

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:56, archived)
# you dirty old man
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# I've spent years complaining about being old,
only to have people younger than me call me 'sonny'. I'm not old, I'm merely differently moral-ed and differently wrinkle-factored
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:02, archived)
# woo to the pic
and woo yay and houpla to the cathedral song that uses soundclips from Hopkins, witchfinder general
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:02, archived)
# matthew hopkirk will be turning
in his 9th circle of hell

good!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:03, archived)
# ...Keep fruitbowls ON THE FRIDGE!
www.flat-earth.org/mrteapot/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:55, archived)
# Climb on top of the pavilion's roof and sling decapitated chickens at the gods!
(Fido Dido, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:55, archived)
# :p
you whore
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# ...we need a goth sign language for nightclub use.
Agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# One dot = 2,000 acres of potatoes
"I think the idea of punting a small dog is funny."

Every word is true!

(wobblyjelly, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# Hurrah!
The god of monrovia blessed you with one thousand herbs and spices which can be used for making a nice stir fry on your journeys into the great unknown northsouth
(ClockworkDespot, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Eat meat
Its cool!

Mwhaha that device has cheered me up no end, have a nice big YAY
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Uncle Bill is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)
# THANKS FOR MAKING MY STUMPS BLEED
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Mmm-hmm.
hopintomycockboatpls.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Phwoooaa....
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Woo
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:51, archived)
# subtle yes,
but still fwapple
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# as long as she doesn't
offer a handjob, you're ok, i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# I don't like a bird with big hands!
But for her I just might make an exception.
woo!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# please tell me that isn't the
goatseman's hands
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# No it's Dean Martin's
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
# goatse man
doesn't have a fag and his handsa re genrally wetter
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
# please, don't make me visualise.
I only took a glance then looked away.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MooCow_Byter, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# I would
(only i'd decline on the hand job)

woo
(ClockworkDespot, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# what ?
the OBLIGITORY hand job ?
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
# yes
(ClockworkDespot, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:56, archived)
# I still would
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
# Number 229.

Yup folks, I'm still here.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Haha! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
And a big woo yay to the original too
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Yay for the yay!
Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# he's also a fantastic swimmer
hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
# Arf!
Woo and a yay to you, madam
(Fido Dido, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Thank you my favourite Heckingtonton :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# I'll drink to that!
woo!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Cheers! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:51, archived)
# *groan*
I'm amazed you haven't done that one earlier
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# I know, I've spent the last few months thinking up a deserving line!
Then it just came to me tonight! :D
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Yay!
Teh punnage is frankly woo.

Have a nice big hoopla!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Oooh thank you!
*Hooplas*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Water, talking food,
A bit tenuous methinks.

But at 229 I suppose you can be forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# I know, it should be called 'Talking Food and Drink'...
... but that's just long and un-catchy. :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# But correct dammit!
have you done rump roast yet?

Arf! *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:55, archived)
# I have not!
What is rump roast? Some arse meat?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:56, archived)
# exactly!


Edit: Rump Roast

(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)
#

Woo to pic and rimmer
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Oooh, that's an ace woo...
... and welcome to b3ta from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
#
Awthangu very much, seems over all the time i have read b3ta i had inspiration to shop, as soon as i register i'm dead for ideas.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:55, archived)
# It comes and goes...
...it's when you leap out of bed at 3am to make an idea that you finally realise you've got the b3ta bug! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# how wonderful, have a woo
and Happy Birthday + 24hours!!!!1
(ClockworkDespot, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Haha - thank you, birthdaytime hasn;t quite worn off yet! :D
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
# Pffff
That's lovely that is. Is it half empty or half full?
(WiggZ, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Half empty, always... meaning it's time for a refill!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:53, archived)
# *groans*
Glad to see you haven't given up though.
(I helped save b3ta! MooCow_Byter, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Goodness no!
I have 21 more to do!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
# woo
yay

and motherfunkin' houpla
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:52, archived)
# Why thank you kind sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
# Yay!
I've not seen any of these for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# They're all on the site if you feel you're missing any! :)
/Loves autocomplete :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:58, archived)
# I'll check 'em out.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)
# OK, but the site is pants on a stick... I warn you now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:00, archived)
# Mahaha
Excellent.


PS cress is norty.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:10, archived)
# Glad you liked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Just made a logo for my band
and I thought i'd share it with you lovely people

(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:42, archived)
# oooh
i do like pirates

ducks scare me though
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:45, archived)
# haha!
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:45, archived)
#
that's great! Have a well deserved woo!

Right folks...i'm off for the night. Later!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Fookin brilliant
Lovely background and logo. I recon it should be a musical.
(WiggZ, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# top band name
ace logo too :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# That's great!
Have a big fat woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# Cheers
m'dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# hehe
A classic combination
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:42, archived)
# I hate it when that happens

woo
(ClockworkDespot, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:41, archived)
# very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:43, archived)
# aaaw
cute

if it were a dog it could be me :p
(Nothing to see, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Will someone please catch my kitten on the way down?
(cheese toothed toucan, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:41, archived)
# !srebmem bulc sdrawkcab uoy lla tuo siht kcehC
:yb uoy ot thguorb tsop sihT

(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:40, archived)
# siht daer nac uoy fI
!yag lla rouy
(the funky gibbon, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:41, archived)
# woo to the pic
TJ: can anyone suggest an ambigious euphemism for a drummer that basically amounts to calling the guy a big fat w*nker?
(od, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:42, archived)
# C U Next Tuesday
it pretty much explains itself
(cheese toothed toucan, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:43, archived)
# Ringo
Starr
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:43, archived)
#
a bifker?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:43, archived)
# Isn't that what drummer means
anyway? Or is that a stupid big fat wanker
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:46, archived)
# oi!
you whore.
I'm a drummer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:47, archived)
# I'm dreadfully sorry,
what did you do to deserve that?
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Drummer
I heard a good definition of a drummer once "A guy who hangs around with musicians"....made me smile!
(The Return of The Mack, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# hehehe...
how do you know when the stage is level??

The drummer drools out of BOTH sides of his mouth..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:05, archived)
# zac
hanson
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:54, archived)
# Dont make it angry ffs!


ps Found a great new instant image host here www.imageshack.us/index.php
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:30, archived)
# How queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:30, archived)
# why?
what happens then?
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:31, archived)
# err...
cos it likes fisting people to death?
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:33, archived)
# agh
the eyes!!! woo yay for that one!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:31, archived)
#
*doesn't make it angry*

That's superb. Is it a baby anteater?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:32, archived)
# tis a wombat
.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:33, archived)
# How bizzare!
TJ,
Just testing my new websapce from that nice man who has given all b3ta users unlimited bandwidth and the like!! It really is top!
www.djheath.co.uk huzzah!
(maddave, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:35, archived)
# awww
littlest fearbo
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:39, archived)
# When you say "given"...
is this free webspace? That I could have some of perhaps?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Pretty much!
99 cents a month so its pretty much free. Were the link now....?
Original post:
www.b3ta.com/board/3702423

(maddave, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:57, archived)
# Nifty.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)
# ooooo!
cute!


have a 'zing!
(zonk, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:36, archived)
# these backward days..
.. or a "!gniz", as the case may be..
(zonk, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Threadjack!
all the cool kids are playing isketch. and you're not. so join!
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Yes, isn't imageshack great?
been using it for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:43, archived)
# have a shameless pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:24, archived)
# loon
houpla!

edit: oh, pearoast? missed that. tut tut!
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:25, archived)
# i have reason..
it was pushes way down by 4 posts so it wasnt seen
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:29, archived)
# welcome to b3ta

posts get pushed down here
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:30, archived)
# haha
yeah...i meant at the same time, in the same minute
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:31, archived)
# I saw it !
'YAY!' i thought then, and 'YAY!' i think now !
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:35, archived)
# yay for that
and woo for shapless pearosts
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:27, archived)
# That's
just insane. W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:27, archived)
# How queer!
I likesk it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:28, archived)
# The larch
wooo yay
(osiem, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:28, archived)
# What is it with the reposting today?
Is it, "I can't be arse making anything new" Sunday or something?

Grumble.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:28, archived)
# you can do it too...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:14, archived)
#
now I can poo too, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:16, archived)
# grrr
great image hateful product
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Well
we all have our favourite nappies
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:19, archived)
# tena ladies
are my personnal favorite
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:26, archived)
# Kandoo??
That stuff costs more that photo quality print paper. What's wrong with tracing paper like I had at school, eh?

Woo to the pic!

Reminds me of this:
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:19, archived)
# I'll see your Pikachu with my Charizard
He will slay all flow
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:33, archived)
# Hmm..
I'll see your Charizard, and raise you one Spearow. Feathers are so fluffy & absorbant! Ahhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:41, archived)
# I kan do it too
By simply tearing normal loo roll and leaving it on the side for the nipper
Woo to poo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Khan Poo?
KHAN!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Kahn


/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:23, archived)
# khan is correct i believe
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:25, archived)
# depends on whether its the goalkeeper
or the massmurderer
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:44, archived)
# Woo to you, have my happy dance...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:22, archived)
# *snicker*
What's wrong with getting the dog to lick their arse? Kids these days ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:22, archived)
# these days
people prefer to use amphibions

\can't spell today
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:24, archived)
# hehehe
what a waste of money they are

bring back the tracing paper bog roll in public loos is what I say
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:27, archived)
# boik!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:12, archived)
#
I still would!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:12, archived)
# !hgrA
!DRAH ti lliK !ti lliK
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:13, archived)
# whats with t3h backwards talky
(Hazhar, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:18, archived)
# look who's talking...
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:20, archived)
# .wonk t'nod I
.kcuts ti dna rielrae ti gniod detrats daol3r
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:20, archived)
# !bulC sdrawkcaB eht s'tI
!ni dewolla era sdik looc eht ylnO
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:21, archived)
# nicole kidman?


yay
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:13, archived)
# well,
i definitely would!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:13, archived)
# 1 paper bag....sorted
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Crumbs!
What's keeping her clothes up?
Pure willpower?
(the funky gibbon, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:14, archived)
# nipple hooks
and duct tape
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:16, archived)
#
and photoshopped kittens

Myra and Hitler
And polar bears in mittens

Wooyays and houplas
Panowies and zings

These are a few of my favourite things
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:27, archived)
# static electricity
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:17, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:14, archived)
# end-of-level boss
on Doom 3
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:20, archived)
# I
think I spotted her in Camden the other week. A faintly disturbed woo for that.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:28, archived)
# misheard popular song lyrics anyone?
Anyone who has heard Bohemian Rhapsody......yesno?

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:12, archived)
# "Spare him his life from his pork sausages..."
I love misheard lyrics. Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:13, archived)
# easy-cum-easy-go,
you must be a ho'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 22:34, archived)
# nope
doesn't work at all
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:14, archived)
# yay
i thought it was devil for a sideboard, but that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:15, archived)
# it was, but
have you tried how many people on the interweb call their gerbils 'devil' and then put pics of them online? finding proper religious heresy images is fucking trick thesedays
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:18, archived)
# wierd
maybe i confuse cheeselovers with my hamster being called mozzarella

let that be a lesson to us all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:19, archived)
#
mth.dnuorgriaf/moc.bewlaref.www//:ptth
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
you made oi laaaaaaarf!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:20, archived)
# At school...
...I used to sing in maths class (no, really I did) to altered lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody.

They included such delights as "Is this the real biscuit? Or is it a Custard Creme? Give me my bourbon! Or at least a digestive...."

And so it went on. Surprisngly enough, I wasn't all that popular. Still not really, I guess.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:37, archived)
# I did exactly the same thing in German.
"Is this a pork pie? Or is this just cottage cheese..."
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:48, archived)
# German was another matter
We just made up rude sentences. Usually "Ich habe ein Lankrad bis mein arsche" or words to that effect.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:49, archived)
# it's worrying when the teacher joins in
and even worryinger still when he offers to show you how it is done with his penis and a cheese grater
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:59, archived)
# Spock was finding it hard to fit in
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)
# social awkwardness rules
nice gesture

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:19, archived)
# time. woo.
Clicky for huge, 300kb jpeg

MOD EDIT: That is way too big to post on the board in terms of filesize and fairly big in terms of pixel size too. Try shrinking and optimising a bit better and you will be less likely to be killed by a flying, sharpened dial-up modem.
(Mr. Beef studio gash stylist, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:10, archived)
# please insert this into code:
width="1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000"
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)
# yeah
soz bout that
(Mr. Beef studio gash stylist, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:12, archived)
# just do what he says
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:13, archived)
# you might want to re-save it at much higher quality
as well ... it's barely over 300K
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Sorry, is this ultra-critical day?
WOO YOUR PIC, SIR.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:24, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!
simple but lovely woo
(fluffytail, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:12, archived)
# hahahaha
nice sizeage
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:13, archived)
# !tffP
?taht fo kniht I t'ndid yhw woN
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:14, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:30, archived)
# i cant quite make it out...
maybe if you could post it a little bit bigger?

w/y/h anyway, loon!
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] in an alternative universe, it aint the canadians who talk trash
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:08, archived)
# Hah! That's funny.
Is that you Oly?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:09, archived)
# thats cool!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:10, archived)
# my god
your name encompasses everything right in the world! ...preacher, cannibal the musical...uh, reverends...
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)
# Well someone had to replace god!!
it might as well be me! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)
# I wish that it was this reality
then my boss wouldn't be such a droning arse
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)
# !frA
!ooW .si taht ,doog rehtar s'tahT
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3707147
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:13, archived)
# wenk tsuj I
.taht ekil knil a htiw pu emoc dluow emoemos
.tihs dlo emas ,sey tuB
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:16, archived)
# some faces i did today!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:04, archived)
# You can pull all those faces?
Wow!

Note: Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Hurrah!!
And now for a threadjack:

Please Click Here

Those faces look like the 'voices'
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:06, archived)
# i think thats what they are!
they have taken form! mwhahahahahah

btw :: whats bumrape friday??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)
# I'll put you on the list,
and you'll find out...

Hurrah

*tries to ignore the voices*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:17, archived)
# yay
this looks set to be rather entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)
# *adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:17, archived)
# cock


edit: ok, so lube and just the once. spose it could be worse

*grits teeth
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:21, archived)
# Is that a clown in the bottom right?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:06, archived)
# He
strikes me as more the sinister hypnotist type.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:07, archived)
# either way he needs to die
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:09, archived)
# Clowns = Jesters = Timothy Claypole
So don't say any more. I have enough mental scars from children's TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)
# it all comes clear!!
my fear of ghostly clowns, donkeys and women who vanish and appear on corrie!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:12, archived)
# a bit of both
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:08, archived)
# Officer Biscuit doesn't want any trouble.
fg
(Hairy Midget, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:04, archived)
# I wouldn't give him any
he's a mean looking fella
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:04, archived)
# *steals his doughnut*
*runs like he's never run before*
in a different manner that of which he has previously that is
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Quiff it!
Quiff it hard!
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:06, archived)
# I saw that link you posted. Now I've got to ask-
What's a TED? I'm affraid I might be one...
:)
That was a rather cool link. Old guys in leather, and stuff.

Edit- how rude. The captain has a new job. YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Teds
Short for "teddy boys". Started after the war as a yoof cult around Elephant & Castle and Notting Dale (near Notting Hill) in London - young lads who dressed in a weird version of Edwardian gents' clothes (hence "Teddy Boys", do you see?). Hung around caffs, had straight-razor fights, had burn-ups to Brighton on their Triumphs, Nortons, Tritons and BSAs...

It really exploded nationwide with the arrival of rock & roll; it's not generally appreciated that Teds actually pre-dated rock & roll. Yer *proper* teds always thought Elvis was teh gay and preferred Gene Vincent and Eddie Cochrane. Which is a bit ironic considering how mind-bogglingly teh gay old-school bikers looked and indeed often *were* (see various Kenneth Anger movies and Dudley Sutton in The Leather Boy).

Tomorrow's cultural studies lecture will cover the arrival of Ska. All students should bring their crombies and pork-pie hats.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:21, archived)
# ill bring an apple
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Well, that settles that. I'm a yank, so I couldn't be one.
But I do have a Norton. And I'm almost old enough. If my life didn't revolve around my cats, and I didn't hate tourism, I'd jet over to England. It looks so utterly cool. There's no variety here. Hm. Didn't mean to start a blog right in the middle of the board. But thanks for the info. Now I've got movies to find. YAY.
I skipped over Ska. Punk's more my style.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:34, archived)
# eheH
!yayooW
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 21:09, archived)

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