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# not big and not clever...

...but I'm bored!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Great facial expressions,
great sports jackets. What higher praise is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)
# sweet talker
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# "...those are the whitest socks I've ever seen!"
wooo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# As Michael Jackson's ankles
once said.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)
# shame we can't see the flip-flops :)
woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Teh Bush and teh Guns!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# That's rather marvellous
w/y/h !!
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Ha!
I know that head from somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Blair's face is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# aawwww
is their a purer love than the love between a man and his prime minister?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# If there is
I don't want to hear about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Do you wanna be in my gang?
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# sorry...
I don't approve of sicko movie posters...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# quite right too

...what do you mean, I didn't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ha ha...
...ha
I like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)
# best. scaled mammal.
EVER.
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)
# They look good together
...looks a bit like that presley bird n'all.
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I didn't say I didn't get it.
he did, down there... over to the left a bit.

there.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Yay! In honour of myself posting the very last joke in the Sick Jokes section (and not a repeat of any of the 1,000,000 same jokes) I present a joke repost for you all!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# I like
your username.

edit: but your sick joke makes very little sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I'm not surprised....
I rule.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Badum!
he he.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# I'm getting deja vu again
I'm sure I heard that joke yesterday...

woo to the pic though.

I think I'm in a time warp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Groan
/rp:

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# there was a man with one leg called Bert....
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)
# how did he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# essence of vanilla
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:22, archived)
# a big gayer then . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Where... where?
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Introducing


was site down before for a brief while btw?
I had to come here through 207.44.242.20
(Jibbed, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Hehehe
Thank you for using a colon instead of a colon.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Don't say that
now I have a horrible feeling someone's going to make that, and then force me to look at it.
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:05, archived)
# That gives me a semi
;
(Dr GUID, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:03, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)
# I would, but I'm on my
*adopts american accent*

.

oh wait, I'm a boy - someone's cut my cock off again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)
# very good
.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)
# cock on
cock off
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)
# I got told off for posting this before
by the NSFWers, but, fuck it...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# well the thing is
it looks like an overused, red raw spam purse

more than an amputated todger.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# then you've been with
some mighty strange ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# hehe
dunno, I've put b3ta.com's IP address in my /etc/hosts file long ago
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:04, archived)
# You said the secret number!
Burn Him!


That's great by the way.
Made me chuckle. I'd love to repost my "Girlfriend in a comma" picture and have a thread full of punctuation jokes, but my isp is flaky today and I can't get any ukdragon or msn stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:05, archived)
# bloody morrisey
poncey, up himself, self abuser grumble moan mumble twine.

woo to pic up there^
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# It's "Morrissey"
and at least he's not a banjo widdling web-geek.
mwuhuhuhahahaha

*awaits the wrath of dave and vultan*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Hey, Vultan
Shall we do him together?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# *wields guitar*
Bring it on, Banjo boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)
# wait wait
instead of fighting, use your skills to make music...

*brings out hammond organ*

Let's ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)
# *rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# hammond organ
hmmm tunefull tunes for elderly ladies?

edit: me and dave have no skills thats why we play banjo, speed is all anybody expects
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)
# banjo
cool urban instrument of choice for rocking kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)
# mee-ow!
This is going to get nasty.

*Brings on the guitar effects*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
# I know, I'm sorry
I don't even play hammon organ, so God only know's why I'm defending it.

I've learned my lesson, can you ever forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)
# sure is
if you define rocking kids as middle aged duffers listening to jazz in art centres or stoned hippys geeting down to celtic fusion music in the style of croft no. 5
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Bluegrass == ROCK!
and not many people know this, but NWA started out as a Mississippi riverboat band!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:30, archived)
# well maybe
1 but NMA are far better ( he says from an unassaliable position of ignorance)
2 Haveing five strings on your banjo means you are the kind of man who sucks dog spunk out of underage girls toilet parts with a straw during the making of dodgy videos
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# wow
you have strong feelings on this subject about which I know nothing.

who are NMA?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# new model army
they rock, well now they mainly sooth but back in the eighties they rocked
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# brings it
on.





ow that hurt, I think I'll grow a quiff and write a moany song about it
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# It's no good
just writing a moany song. You have to be moany in interviews aswell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)
# dont forget
stand offish and arogant
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# *ties knot in handkerchief to remember
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)
# "morrissey"
actually
(stone the crows, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# That's what I said!
*cough*
*edit*
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)
# "Morrissey"
actually
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)
# he does not
deserve to be treated as a proper noun, a proper cunt maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Thirded
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Quartered
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)
# he he
your mine seems to like the ladies dark, you are not a man till you have had a bit of tan they say, but not me oh no I'm the PCest
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:05, archived)
# its like one of those
is it a vase?
or is it two faces looking at each other?

kind of things. but not. at all.

/relurks
(idlemind, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:06, archived)
# yay
for cranial bukkake
(stone the crows, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)
# There's something
I really like about that
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:09, archived)
# *click*
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:56, archived)
# arf
It isn't big enough.
It should be 1000x1000 at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I did think of that
heh heh :)
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:06, archived)
# *still looking*
stop me now if there isn't a tag - please
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:07, archived)
# far to insignificant for a tag
:)
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# woo to the pic
nay to the photoshop of hate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)
# anyone seen the New Guniness AD?. ".,...he watches...he waits...."


(willtheyorwon'tthey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# topical.
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)
# I can almost hear
the glitter band version of leftfield now....
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)
# its the matrix!!
they wern't born, they were grown!
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Straight to Hull with you!
/relurk
(Artimus, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Oh jesus, that scared me!
New?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)
# That is.....
Not only disgusting, sick, and terrifying but also highly erotic,...I LOVE IT!
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)
# .
What, my reply?
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:49, archived)
# nice to see he's staying inconspicuous
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha horaah for celebrity peadophiles
er
i mean no no thats wrong dammit
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)
# What are peadophiles?
people who shag petit pois?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:50, archived)
# hey, the vowels are hard
i usually spell it paeioudophile. that way I know i got all the right letters in there somewhere.
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Awww
have the vowels been picking on you again/ They're not really hard they're just bullies and cowards
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:59, archived)
# You have to stand up to them
thn thy wll stp pckng n y
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:00, archived)
# thy r brstrds.
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)
# well that word wasn't in any of my spelling tests
i didn't even know it existed until...
ah nevermind.
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:52, archived)
# ..
Until it appeared on your criminal record?



(sorry!)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:53, archived)
# oooh!
*winces at sharp wit*
(idlemind, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:55, archived)
# a...
Bwahahahaha!

Perfect timing.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahah
excellent
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:58, archived)
# totally
disgusting

therefore, a woo is in order
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:59, archived)
# fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:00, archived)
# i really should know better
tan to look at the b3ta board whilst i have customers in the workshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:00, archived)
# haha yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:00, archived)
# When!?
I've been watching them for ages . . .

Are they tantric aliens?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Constantly
Their balls are like bottomless alien spunk wells.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Right
I am going to look for alien bukkake websites.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)
# that's not a sentace you get to hear
everyday.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:08, archived)
# oh dear
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:06, archived)
# heh heh
that's wrong
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Now can something so wrong
be so right woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Thanks alot b3ta shop, thats my little brothers crimbo prezzies sorted.
(nathan57, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:35, archived)
# ROFL!
this is one bandwagon that stays fresh by the constant inventiveness
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:40, archived)
# I concurr
only I want those for chrimbo too...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:41, archived)
# ahem!
there is one other . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:41, archived)
# no dave
no there isn't, and the shark thing is more of a meme of joy than a bandwagon of doom.
(nathan57, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)
# oooh...
...you've got him started now, you fool*

*joking
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:45, archived)
# not bandwagon
issa meme. which as far as I can tell, in b3taland translates as 'bandwagon that never got old'.
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)
# indeed
domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo domo
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)
# can't resist it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:51, archived)
# huzzah
to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:57, archived)
# eh eh eh
that made me laugh..
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Bring on Playmobil and Lego versions
yay
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:42, archived)
# lego, yes!
then life would be complete. hm
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)
# I think it's a bindun . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:45, archived)
# buggersocks
only why isn't in the shops.

I heard you can send a piccie into some department in Lego Corp (or whatever) and they make you a diagram of how to do it in colour or b/w.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:47, archived)
# like this you mean?
yes, it's real
click big
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)
# superb
happy bunny now
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:47, archived)
# sweet...
is that real?
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:49, archived)
# arf
that is truely fantastic

have a muffin!

*hands over muffin*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:50, archived)
# *eats muffin*
mmm nice muffin

thamks
(nathan57, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I say!...'ello
have a paint/pen mash I did at college

clicky for huge :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)
# ello
what a fine hat you have, allow me to profer a woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# thanks


Woo! to the toff!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:27, archived)
# did you just
ambush prodigys woo yay?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# I think he did..as usual
:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# no
just the hat compliment

:0)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# k well
that is sort of ok then spose
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I'm not so sure...
it's scating very close to poor etiquette

edit - the only reason he can get away with it is because he's so cute
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Doh!
stop sulking!

Your snails got a face like a smacked arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I would say
a spanged nob but each to his own
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:33, archived)
# blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:34, archived)
# I know
you ever spang me in that way, you better hope you kill me because I will hunt you down.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:40, archived)
# *cough*
Oi!

Well I suppose *mine* has a fez

'noon Prodigy


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# 'ello :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Hoorah!
And my bee has a cock... erm... floating above it...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:41, archived)
# haha how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:42, archived)
# He feels left out because bees
don't normally have one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)
# the females have big boobees...

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:45, archived)
# *helps you on with coat*
*calls cab*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:58, archived)
# oooh!
you've got the bessed dressed icon on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:00, archived)
# ha ha
did i mention what a smashing blouse you have on
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:03, archived)
# you don't think I'm
showing too much tit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:05, archived)
# good lord no
it looks great tied round your waist
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)
# At last,
a bit of class on the board.

Woo yayness!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:27, archived)
# why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Ooooh, pretty!
Like it loads! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Jolly good show
old chap
(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# If you chppoed him in half
would he have to buy another hat?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Nah!
He can have one of my spares . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# no..but his pants would'nt fit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
standard response #4375
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:35, archived)
# *hate
standard correct word response #4375

arf ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# great
it's happening again.

I get to 2:30 in the afternoon and I'm just useless.

I clearly need a nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)
# What a thoroughly good sort of chap !
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Pssst!
did you get my cure?

www.b3ta.com/board/3718620
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Meh !
must have missed it ? what was it , not fishy cake again ?

edit/ durr I see it ! why thank you very very much (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:34, archived)
# clicky linky above
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:34, archived)
# The only thing is now.....
I seem to be on the point of imploding, there's nothing left inside me ! :(
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:36, archived)
# a very nice
worm
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:35, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Woo, but
where's his monocle? :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# I realised he was missing one just after I posted it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Hehe
It does the job fine without one.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:42, archived)
# haha, loving his giant grin
slightly DOTFesque, methinks.. which is, of course, a good thing

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:49, archived)
# oh thank you!
down on the farms work is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:51, archived)
# [sigh]
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)
# In my opinion
the thirty year old original by Monty Python is much funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# hark at her!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# thankyou
I'd like to see him do anything funnier than teh pythons . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# The point is not to make something funnier
but to make something original.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:00, archived)
# a groaning woo to you
my what an obscure source pic.
what was the Google pic search entry?
"Monk with a violin"?
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Arf!
try it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# yep...third pic found
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# :0)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# The amusing thing is that some poor marketing fool
has paid thru the nose to find that two people in the midlands within a day of each other are interested in Monks with Violins
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sap!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)
# my entire office have just
searched google for that pic.... because I'm the boss and they do what I say.
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:47, archived)
# *unlurks* Hang on...
That's MY tv...





*relurks*
(redthing, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Top notch lurking there!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Silly Redthing,
That's not lurking!
(majooski, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:49, archived)
# ?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Don't know,
but you must be in Premiere League Lurking. One digit!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)
# groan
but funny :)
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:36, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:42, archived)
# .
(I'm afraid of wet bread, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:22, archived)
# shit
run!
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:23, archived)
# did doing that first mean you
can run faster?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)
# I does
reduce weight, which you do not have to carry along, whilst running.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# of course
les bagage
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:27, archived)
# HAA!
/pees,

on your mind, that is.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Eep!
Woo!
(Neilioso, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Yay!
Braindead!

Or is that Bad Taste? I can never remeber which one is which.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Called Dave, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# braindead
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:38, archived)
# bloody hideous
whatever it is
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Ram it with a
forklift!!

Do it NOW!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# they'll all be at it
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Excellent
and very good tag.
I think I spend more time looking for those than the actual pic.
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:22, archived)
# BIGGER BIGGER
FFS here we go again
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:23, archived)
# what the hell are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# shut up
dickhead
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:27, archived)
# he can't heeeear you
(coz he pretended to *click* and now he can't say anything in this thread because it shows he didn't actually ignore you...
Flowerpot is a poopiehead, Flowerpot is a poopiehead, Flowerpot is a poopiehead)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:28, archived)
# heh heh
I know

Flowerpot has icon has fez has problems

is a dick
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# People who have problems with pic size =
people with small display size =

people what are blind =

people what wank too much
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:41, archived)
# .
Chode Smoker.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# hey!
Are looking at my cock(head)?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahahah
excellent

nice cock

give one to Flowerpot
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# now now
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Weyy.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# took me ages to find that tag! :)
bloomin' ace work as ever
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Does she love the cock?...
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)
# I
think she does.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)
# they/we
all love the cock
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:19, archived)
# 'Cause
your all GAY!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:19, archived)
# were ALL gay
everyone on the board.

Were all teh gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Their all gay too?
/points to other boards.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:24, archived)
# of course
were all gay, every woman every man join the caravan of gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# .
Gayest in four counties.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Eeh up flower!
(mcparty, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:45, archived)
# im still waiting
for the picture of that receptionists arse on the photocopier...
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)
# It's over there
*points*

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# me too
let's storm the palace
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Can I
be Catwoman?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Can I be the
Red Army
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:22, archived)
# oh noes!
and i was the one who suggested that!

*slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(staggs28, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:14, archived)
# That's
a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAH!
Excellent! The look on his poor widdle face!
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Ok, that creeped me out
Partly because of the subject matter, and partly because I am watching the first Matrix right now
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)
# What do you mean the first one?
They didn't make any sequels. You might be thinking of the two similarly themed but hugely inferior films that came out last year.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:22, archived)
# All I've seen
is the first 30 mins of Matrix 1 (walked out of the cinema).

Are the other two even more crap? Hard to believe it's possible.

(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# I still love the original
and I think it'll be seen as a classic in the future. The sequels were fun in their own way but they weren't worthy follow-ups at all.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Didn't mean to be so harsh
I was persuaded to go by being told it was a film about the nature of reality, I walked when they donned leather coats and started cocking guns.
I'm sure if I'd been prepared to see an action movie I'd have been more tolerant :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:34, archived)
# What a waste of £5.50
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)
# well, me being insane
I thought the sequels where way better than the original... *runs away very quickly*
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:33, archived)
# At last...


Love it really!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Grand!

I love it!
EDIT: Nice date change
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# hehehe
I like that one and erm, the message too (soz, DTH)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:10, archived)
# woo
the only suitable ending. fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:10, archived)
# ending?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)
# You
heard!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)
# if only I could believe it was over...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)
# I know
it's like Police Academy, you hope it's all over, but you know in your heart that they could release another one at any time, and that scares you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Bandwagon 7: Mission to Moscow
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:20, archived)
# hoorah
Prof. Undercover completely agrees with the sentiments expressed above and is willing to testify to that effect in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)
# i think this is ironic...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# long time no posty
(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha, woo!
reminds me of this:

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:45, archived)
# *cackle*
silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# eh?
Edit - that's not very nice.
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:06, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:06, archived)
# haha
poor guy... kill it
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:08, archived)
# "You've got no legs, don't come crawling to me"
- Lawnmower Deth, 1992 or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)
# oooh crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# woo
and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:23, archived)
# I'm not sure I should kiss him,
I think he's a fake

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# cool
woo!

water on the brain methinks...
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# water splendid crown
no wonder he looks so smug
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)
# little does that frog know
but his crown will dissappear withing 1/100 of a second
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Ban this cruel sport!
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
kill them, kill them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:55, archived)
# y didnt
i spot that 1?

dam!
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:55, archived)
# ,hvkytuv5gicuybdrt58fc63 87w4ct5h cf784e56nv8n765 457865bcbvfd p8758nb c
dm,ngv78 nfd uy vcnyt78645 mncgf67b 3chgbfvb6t 53hfb87665b rc4 i6f6 c455bb cj8c6 crwn3ebvr7df6 cc 46 tb34c87yb cr I am da haxxor
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# what's
your point?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# I just thought
I would join in really
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
pure genius! =)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:02, archived)
# NNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooo....
Put an end to this evil evil sport.

Where's Evil Lu, she'll sort them out.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:08, archived)
# thanks
_
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Poor foxy
poor firefox :-(
(penguinmint, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# hahah!
brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)

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