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[challenge entry] Sorry
Bindun?

Won't somebody think of God's wrist?
(boukha, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# How remarkably backwards
woo to thou
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# what's going on, you've only been here 3 days??


DEJA VU
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# I've been here since beofre that, but I fucked up my username,
so I got a new one.
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha
That's tickled me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# that wasn't
the cat...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:37, archived)
# If God
didn't pull one off every now and again, there'd be no sleet! 100% FACTIMUS TRUTHIS.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# its latin
it must be true!
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# You have
to throw in a bit of latin when you talk about god, otherwise the catholics get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)
# first time
since Mary = Bocastle
(Jibbed, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# arf
that's why the icecaps are disappearing, not enough kittens being killed.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Excellent!
twit, woo to you...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:38, archived)
# The pro-hunt lobby in action today...
(Burt Reynolds, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Is this the
anti-Blessed lobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# The Dyslexic anti-Blessed lobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# otherwise known as
BAD
(I helped save b3ta! cunilinguini, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)
# I may repeat myself, but
HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)
# It was really "No Bran"
They haven't shit for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# thanks
*orders new monitor

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# that
ties in rather well with the last post

have i missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# depends
were you aiming for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Tory scum.
Kill them all*


*May not be authors opinions.

Stop the press. What is he holding?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# dead eel
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Dunno...
Operatic Tapeworm?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# It looks like a severed cock to me.
This morning on Radio 5, Nicky Campbell had someone who is a member of a hunt on his show to argue the case for hunting. When he introduced them to the listeners he accidentally said 'cunt' instead of hunt. The man has gone up in my estimations.
(Burt Reynolds, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)
# What?!?!!
/zooms off to www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive to see if they have a 'listen again' section...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)
# A free bun...
...for anyone who manages to capture the incident as an audio file.
(Burt Reynolds, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Quite right,
well said, that fox.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Who'd a bloody thunk it huh?

Lovely style:)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# You love it!
You tart.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# ...
...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# No, he's not pointing at you!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# haha, lovely
i hope this is a lesson to all...



Get Firefox!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I've said it before, and will say it again.
"f1r3f0x 4m 73h 5uxx0rz"
"0p3r4 4m 73h 7337 5k111z"
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# I got firefox a couple of days ago....
To be honest I can't see the advantage. I already had a freebie popup blocker, and it doesn't have all my bookmarks...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)
# i'll stick to mozilla thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# no you won't!
*shoves firefox down your throat*

'noon good sir, how are you this fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Silly cow I know
actually hunts the fuckers. I hope she gets reincarnated as one.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# i hunt white rhinos
does that mean i'll come back as one of them or will it be one of the other 'big game' that i hunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# like
Pub Jenga?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Ohhhh
Giant Lawn Chess.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)
# how you can you be reincarnated as something that's extinct?
maybe all Pandas should convert to Buddhism.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# time travel, duh
time travelling karma.
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Plus you're running rampant across the countyside being foxes.
I mean, clearly you all need chasing to a painfull and drawn-out death while a bunch of braying fuckwits look on.

It's just common sense.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# especially as there are more of you in the cities than in the countryside anyway



i was on Going Live when I was 12, questioning some fucknut from the British Field Sports Association. And so was Michael Buerk's son. 100% FACT. Jesus, that was 17 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Did you experience
the Schofield-i-nator?
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)
# oh yes.
and Sarah Greene still had her leg in plaster from the helicopter accident.

the musical guests were
Level 42 and Gloria Estefan


(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Fantastic
081 811 8181. I used to get up at 6am to watch that. My Dog was I boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Woo!
on another note, i found my old copy of 'The Fantastic Mr. Fox' the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# How queer
I've had that Boggis & Bunce and Bean rhyme stuck in my head all day
I've only just realised why...
(Jesus, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# jolly good show!
Saw the news with some young fillies defending hunting - we're in the majority - just look at the hundreds of people here at the demonstration sweetie.

Reason not to ban hunting - because we've been doing it since we were children...

and btw so as not to waste a thread

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha,
that's great, that.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
simply brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# very funny;
wish i had a sense of humour
(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# You must have some sort of sense of humour
else logic dictates you would hate this site and not be a member. Personally the weirder the better.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)
# hehe
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# young fillies you say?
"How about i hunt you down dear, and fuck you?"

actually doesn't sound too bad


/desperately, desperately lonley
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# WON'T SOMEBODY
THINK OF THE RURAL ECONOMY! OR SOMETHING! I THINK! I CAN'T REMEMBER, BUT SOME GUY ON THE NEWS SAID A BAN WAS DUMB!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# he was wrong







2000%FACT
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Perhaps he was a pirate on a sinking ship
"A-ban-dumb ship me hearties!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Careful,
that's such a stretch, it's going to snap and take someone's eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Mmmm it was a bit of a stretch I'll admit, but :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# that makes too much sense not to be true
and so I believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Well..
I mean ultimately it's not that difficult for these people to get a hobby that doesn't involve killing stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Well,
have taught in primary school for 3 days, I'm not so sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)
# well said Mr.Fox
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Buggering
hell, tham am the scary!

Has GG been back in the news, he seems a bit popular today.

Woo to scary pic.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# I smell sex and candy...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Arf!
Hadn't seen that - good one!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# i think garry wants his gang to be in her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Mr. Saatchi will
see you now.

Top stuff. BBD!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# ha ha ha h
a
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# hehe
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# go beau bo go!
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# hehe
expect that to go viral

(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Of course it will
go viral. It's the only piece BBD hasn't tagged in ages ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# indeed
'tis known as sods law
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# fixed it now !
so that should prevent it from going viral :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)
# New research on the Rosetta stone reveals....



(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# /you're?


wyh
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Gammar Rays?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# nope
grammar
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
# that deserves a yay in its self
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# as does that
w/y/h/p
(stone the crows, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# lool
Great!
(MackanZoor, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# AAARGH
yes, you are technically correct, however back in the day when that damn troll first typed it, he typed it 'your'

and thats why its 'your'

ok?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# i know i know
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# zigactly
ferpectly right!

Just like "All your bases are belong to us!"


(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# yeah
or something similar to that!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# base
singular
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# that would probably be much more funny
if i had a clue what the Rosetta stone was (uncultured!).
But I think i get the gist! Help yourslef to a piece of fruit of your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# here. get some culture
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosetta_Stone

"The Rosetta Stone is a dark granite stone (often incorrectly identified as "basalt") which provided modern researchers with translations of ancient text in Egyptian demotic script, Greek, and Egyptian hieroglyphics. Because Greek was well known, the stone was the key to deciphering the hieroglyphs in 1822 by Jean-François Champollion, and in 1823 by Thomas Young. The discovery facilitated translation of other hieroglyphic texts."
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# ah
thanks very much.
(the fruit offer still remains)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# /takes another tomato
thank you muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# The rosetta stone
was the fabled jewel that Mata Hari had in her bellybutton when she danced for Noddy and bigears.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Here is
some help

(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# it was the subtitle
of the third and worst double dragon game.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# TJ!!
Unshopped! WTF? Natural born spongs? Ocular socket surgery? Chinoplasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# what?
what am i supposed to be seeing?
WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE!!!
THIS ISN'T FUCKING "hello"

(sorry :()
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Oh by the way Gramma, did you hear about Cameron Diaz's fashion faux-pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# i did hear once
that if you put cream for piles on your skin it firms it

so i informed one of my flatmates in passing, and they all were doing it a week later... i think it's true but i only overheard it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
# your heard slightly wrong
if you put cream for piles on your face, you're an arse face!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# good thing i didn't take part in it, it turned my stomach a bit to know they were putting bumcream on their face
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha.
You know that bathing in gravy makes you irresistable to women, don't you grandma?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# yeah, i'm all out at the moment though
so i'm using beef stock
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Add some beer.
Au de Stout really turns them on.
Or was that Au de Stoat? I don't recall, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# What's
"hello"?

You might not care. I just hear that these two are supposed to be the archetypal role models for the 11-18yo female demographic. Previous pics I've seen of them they looked pretty normal but this made me wonder if they have been replaced by aliens or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
# i
would, are they old enough yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Yep!
Also unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)
# just did a quick and dirty
replace green for white...but it looked terrible. So just imagine it.
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Too much special white powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# talc?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# carcinogenic :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# That's the stuff.
Forgot it's name for a moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Ajax?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Amsterdam?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# yay it's the crack head twins
I would!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# -
anyone see that thing on tv where the woman could spong all by herself? was pretty sick...
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Only a hundred times.
It's an old web-meme you see.
And yes, it was super wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# 100 times
you can't get enough of that self sponging stuff
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# SMACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I didn't even
recognise them. I still would though... I think
(splunge, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:01, archived)
# ehhehe
yak yak
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Awwwwww
BABY BEAVERS!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Mr. Glitter!!

Your baby b . . .

Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# this isn't going to be child pornography is it?




/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# That one on the left
looks a bit tight.
(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Unholy fucking Jesus man!
they're mighty cute
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# horay for beavers!
Old site
New site, under construction
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Why ban hunting with dogs?


looks good fun to me..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Parp!
He's holding it the wrong way around tho. What a silly fool.

EDIT: Woo to your shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# FIST IT!!!!
fist it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# and
give it a reach around

give it a reach around hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Aaah. That's better.

I don't think she saw me.
(andrewg, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# little
b*tsh
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# oh no
he's trying to swear
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Hey guys.
My class is doing a unit on conjoining animals together, i'm asking if anyone can submit their best as examples here's my latest one:
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# fly my
pretty. Flyyyyyyy
(Jibbed, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# S'luvly
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# my best are all here:
b3tazoo.dyndns.org/b3ta/zoo/byletter.php?sb=ar&letter=climox

rest of the b3tazoo:
b3tazoo.dyndns.org/b3ta/zoo/

edit: and that's a lovely flying owl thingy you have there
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# :)
The first link must be broken. It shows only shite for me ...
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# oi!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Actually, the brain spider
is one of my favourites. Must have been a terrible pain to mask the fucker.

Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Here goes...

Anyone?
(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Laryngitis?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# The guy may be smiling because he's deaf/has Parkinsons.
Where does "Make it a sandwich, not a blandwich" come from? I heard it recently and cant think from where.
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# pfffttt!
I shall never tell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# *ties Dave to table*
*starts lazer*
mwwaahhaaa haa haaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# [sigh]

*sheds skin

*wanders away
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# May I have some more pills please Dave ?
I still feel so awful and have indeed imploded....

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Suffering from
thinning, lifeless hare?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Harhar !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# someone say my name?
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# If I repost
the board will kill me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# nooooo don't repost....
make me another picture pleeeeezeee , with alka seltzer on !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# only if you can guess . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# plink plink fiisssshhh?
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# no
keep guessing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# I am beaten !
But whilst you weren't looking I gobbled all the pills !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Alpha Seltzer!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# its all greek to me
/get my coat while you're there
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Omega-wwdddd!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Sorry can't think of another one
You've BETA-n me
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# You didn't last very
EPSI-LONg . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)
# No
(that is all)
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# "i don't know why you like that eiffel tower scaled replica so much"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# You've just
scanned that in from a greetings card!

*click*

Edit: And the original reads: Don't show off, I know it's your walking stick
(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# why do you insist of keeping
your witches hat under the duvet?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# she could be saying
"You have a massive cock"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# oooh
originality...you win!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# "I know you're trying to start a bandwagon on your laptop under the sheet"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# "It says here you might have elephantitis of the right foot"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Look Henry, another bandwagon starting arsecake just found dismembered
Will these people never learn? Don't they read the paper?

prolly woudn't fit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# aren't we the king of fluff today?

Done anything funnier than Python yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# When you're reduced
to posting bandwagon *templates* - not even with joke attached - fluffiness can wear thin. And there's no L-plate attached.

Edit: Especially when it's fucking scanned in and the text blanked out!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I wish
your cock was as big as your feet!

*slaps himself about the head...hard...with a chainsaw*
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# tj the bandwagon starter upper...
bindun?


cfb

bored and depressed dole scum
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# still redex
for me. (and don't delete your post again...grr)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# better now?
deleted cos i missed the button
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# erm
no. it takes AGES to load, then the pizza of doom appears.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# probably my shit host
don't worry was pretty crap anyhoo
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# ah
ok.
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Is that the viagra
or rigamortis, you old cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# she is saying
it says in the paper anyone who starts shitty text bandwagons will be banned by the moderators and have to have an L plate for a week all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# it says
"why won't you just die you hate filled old monkey?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# .
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# and you think you're having a bad day at work!11!!oneone!

more powerpoint "art". cfb
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# ohh
death by shark in powerpoint

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# someone
has too much time on their hands.

however, it's bloody good, so, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# you're not wrong
i'm rather killing time today...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I cant help
but think there is something missing.
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i say
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# AAAIIEEE!

The Killer Rabbit!!!

(Doomstudent, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# you have the pizza of doom at the minute
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)
# also, whatever it is it's a bmp
so it'll be fooking huge
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)
# yeah, 559 kb
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# stop talking to yourself granma
or we'll have to put you away
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# oh granny!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Arrrrgh! BMP! BMP!
Over 500kb! My browser almost imploded.
(King In Crimson, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)
# ooooh
now that is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)
# oooh
good ugly-duckling style. woo
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Aw!
He stands by the pool of cum, dreaming of the day . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Its stuff like this
that makes me remember why I like it here so much.
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Woo Yay Houpla for subtleness!
I know the feeling, little penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# awww
one day your plume will come
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# don't worry
he gets the girls in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i knew it'd be that picture
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# awww
woo yay to both that and the original
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# hah
saucy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# tis
the way it should be
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# hahaa very good mate
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# awww, how lovely
bless his little furry heart!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# excellent
woot
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# ooof
the pathos is killing me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# That looks familiar


Getty Images are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# lovely :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Very..
..classy
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# fantastic -
very good
(big fat lazy man on a sofa is giving his piles a bloody good clawing, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Fan-feck'in-tastic
Really needed that aftera day at work :))
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)
#
reet smart
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:31, archived)
# lovely

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Su
pewrb
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:11, archived)
# FUCK
I don't see it. What am I missing?
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:43, archived)
# that is classy
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! GordonShowers, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:38, archived)
# On Wednesdays
they let us out the cells to work on our...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# virginity?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:30, archived)
# wicker basket
bride?
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)
# backet weaving brides?
coastal dress hitchig?
be-spectacled celebrity hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# there's always some cunt
who gets in the back of yer photos and ruins them, isn't there
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)
# me?
I do appologise, didn't mean to do that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# you look good in a wedding dress though...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# *blushes*
*adjusts garter belt*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# you'd best keep her away from Elmer orr he'll...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)
# that's so fucking
gooood
(Jibbed, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# heh heh
funny
Elmer Phudpucker
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)
# ooh
i like that. i like it muchly.
here...have a piece of fruit of your choosing.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)
# oooh
a tomato!

yummy
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)
# tomatoes are not fruit
they are satan's knackers . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)
# ofCOURSE they're fruit
their squishy, juicy, they've got pips in them... it's FRUIT I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)
# he's right you know!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Who?

Me?

Him?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# we must be both right
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# who
is?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Last in the series


fourth
third
second
first

(Sticky-fingers, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
# these are simply lovely.
Henry is the new elephant with a vacuum cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)
# ace series

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)
# aww.
but what an awfully woo series!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Oh no !
Poor Henry ! After all he's been through.



The Fat Knacker.

woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)
# that a
promise? :) bravo to the pic
(Jibbed, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Ladies and jellyspoons
and the nominations for newbie of the year are:

- Sticky-fingers for Henry episode 1
- Sticky-fingers for Henry episode 2
- Sticky-fingers for Henry episode 3
- Sticky-fingers for Henry episode 4
- Sticky-fingers for Henry episode 5

and the winner is: STICKY-FINGERS!!!!!!!

woo to you, sir, i give you my 100th post
and a big hooray for Henry, the fat fucker
(I helped save b3ta! cunilinguini, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Fucking shite.
not really.
Woo to the series. May Henry burn in hell, the fat todger
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)
# woo and yay
but he should meet god, don't end it till god has called him a fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# i agree
don't EVER end this series

edit: until we get bored and tell you to ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! cunilinguini, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# oh you guys (blush)
will have to be for a little while
been a very unproductive few days at work
(Sticky-fingers, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
# clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap etc

I loved 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# aww those are great :)
woo/yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# i don't know anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! Poon Poon, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)
# wow the lsd must be kicking in
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)
# interesting
meeting
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I have a sudden urge
to go and buy some coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)
# do it!
DO IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)
# But I don't like coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)
# well, maybe you shouldn't buy it then
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)
# shit that's
like that pin wheel optical majigga. My head is fucked
(Jibbed, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)
# argh
tartfromhell.de/titney.jpg
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# oooh, isn't she clever :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:15, archived)
# very very
fake.

If the bubble doesnt prove it, the maths will.
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:23, archived)
# nope you've
lost me
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)

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