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# He sailed the seven seas
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:10, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrrrr!
Avast ye! That be a fine vessel!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:12, archived)
# yarrrrrrr!
tharrr be scurvied sea dogs cats to starboard!!!1!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:16, archived)
# hamster pirates are great
that is all
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:17, archived)
# lovely!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:19, archived)
# yoho little fella!
(been searching for the picture i did of my old hamster in pirate gear, they could have been friends...but the picture is lost for some reason)

though perhaps they could have a paddle steamer powered by Freya:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Awww...
he looks nervous!

Yay!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:25, archived)
# i call it "A miraculous super-bee stalks the stars in search of the panda, its prey"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:02, archived)
# SPACE BEE!!!

there was a kid who used to come here, called uberpea - he was great!

www.uberpea.tk/

nip to the bottom for the pics.. and watch out for popups!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:11, archived)
# actually, "space bee"
was what this thing was first called when it was invented in conversation.
how very gosh.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:14, archived)
# b3ta has come full circle
LET THE MAYHEM COMMENCE!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:15, archived)
# *comenses maihem*


starting with the spelling
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:18, archived)
# i suppose that means i officially have a destiny. i wonder what it is
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha that picture scares me
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:19, archived)
# gahhh the mindpiss!!!
it makes my brain smell of the weewee's
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:21, archived)
#
/ unpacks Mayhem and wonders where the hell most of the bits are supposed to go.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:18, archived)
# that is all
the woo

i'm all woo'd out now
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha
good ol' giggle before I leave work, top notch!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:04, archived)
# ahhaha
i love that

it's like totally a pun, man
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:18, archived)
# pffft
woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Different worlds
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fuck that's funny

but is that homeless person talking on a mobile?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:04, archived)
# probably wearing adidas trainers
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:12, archived)
# splendid!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:06, archived)
# hehee
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:07, archived)
# gc?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:57, archived)
# yes?
and yes
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:58, archived)
# `fraid so
Rob was going to interview him or sommat
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Space Gran-vaders
quick and dirty...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:40, archived)
# Not that quick.
He was at it since he was training.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Shipman da man, he be the OG, P.I.MP..
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:45, archived)
# arf
good stuff!

Jennifer Aniston... yum
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:47, archived)
# Didn't see that one.
Did Fred get his patio finished? It was coming along well the week before.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:48, archived)
#
the whole house is a patio now
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:54, archived)
#
hahaha Jennifer Aniston guilty of serving up pap on TV for years - she's a torturess....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:48, archived)
# that
is just asking to be animated
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:46, archived)
# i'm proper useless
otherwise I would! Please, feel free!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:51, archived)
# lazy bastard
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:57, archived)
# blaming other people ain`t gonna get you off the hook :p
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:09, archived)
# that`s great! love the flat cap
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:51, archived)
# tar
verr much!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:54, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:33, archived)
# somebody needs a hairrrrrcuuuuuut
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:35, archived)
# leave the schnurr out of this
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:09, archived)
# where is the sarky bastard these days?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:16, archived)
# WHAT THE..
hahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:37, archived)
# Not bad.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:41, archived)
# pffft
self love?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:48, archived)
# -
thats not me.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:50, archived)
#
didn't mean it that way. :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:52, archived)
# ah.
ha, sorry. i really cant seem to get this place right. been reading for aaages, only started posting today. bear with me, eh...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:53, archived)
# my fault -
had some stupid gag in mind about self gratification but was too lazy to type it out. and still am.

but it is woo - the pffft meant I laughed.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:55, archived)
# slacker!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:56, archived)
# rumbled!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:57, archived)
# just
kept it to yourself then eh? ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:04, archived)
# she's a lazy so and so that woman is
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:06, archived)
# slander!
will no one be the defender of my gender?

edit - sneaky edit!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:16, archived)
# certainly!
following the physical ;)
*waxes moustache*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:24, archived)
#
*says cough*

oh my!

edit, wait a darn minute, who's getting this physical anyway?

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:26, archived)
# olivia newton john?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:29, archived)
# *prepares video camera*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:30, archived)
# *stomps off in huff*
that bint!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:32, archived)
# shut it you!
:)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:12, archived)
# ::::::::::
i see, took it as a dismissive 'pfffft'.

ta there...

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:07, archived)
# 99% of the time
pffft is good here, as in "that made me chuckle"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:14, archived)
# hehe
woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:09, archived)
# .

My pics keep getting worse...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:30, archived)
#


i changed it a bit...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:19, archived)
# its funny because
he has a mullet
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:20, archived)
# blimey, i
hadn't even noticed
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:29, archived)
# i have likings.


in other news, flash has crushed my will to create.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:21, archived)
# Did I just hear Jenny Seagrove say
"I'd like to make an opening in my dress."
www.bbc.co.uk/drama/faces/images/jenny_seagrove_judge.jpg
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:22, archived)
# uh...
no?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:23, archived)
# awwwwwww
poor schnurr
get grandma to kiss it better
er the will to create i mean
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:23, archived)
# oh
i assumed you meant my genitals.

but now i'm going to confine myself to hours of tutorials with no outside influences.

not even phish.

off i go!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:33, archived)
# Bet you can't last an hour
without the majesty of Phish
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:45, archived)
# disturbing
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:21, archived)
# i likey
the colour change as they slide back really sells it.

would be ace if the eyes and mouth slid along and different ones slotted in...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:29, archived)
# that`s brill!
very strange variation on your usual stuff!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:31, archived)
# top stuff!
making me feel a bit queesy tho...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Bugger
that's rather good.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 22:33, archived)
# i are teh wit.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:16, archived)
# Fucking hell.
That is shit! :P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:17, archived)
# cheers :)
i made it 280 wide for FP and everything!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:19, archived)
# Heheheheh
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:22, archived)
# how prescient
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:25, archived)
# don't hold back
say what you really think
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:24, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:34, archived)
# I think I'll
watch 9/11 on 4

so I'll be back later :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:39, archived)
# oh fuck yeah.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:20, archived)
# it even works in TWO WAYS!!!!!!!11111111
because he ACTUALLY solved two problems with one action!
I'M BRILLIANT!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:21, archived)
# words fail
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:26, archived)
# ah, yes...
that makes it SOOO much better!
(actually, I quite liked it - and the pic of your dawg in your profile is all teh cute, so much bad punnage can be overlooked...)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:29, archived)
# Another welsher!
*jigs*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:33, archived)
# That's appalling.
Have a Woo, and let us never speak of it again.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:20, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:20, archived)
# buffoon
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:27, archived)
# HAT!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:27, archived)
# dreadful.
have some complimentary peanuts.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:27, archived)
# nice
i'll take seven packs
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha! that's terrible
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:29, archived)
# hahahaha
now that's terrible! woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:31, archived)
# pfft!
*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:33, archived)
# pfft!
Truly groanworthy...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:34, archived)
# Compliments of the chef(s)?


/coat
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:21, archived)
# 280 pixels wide
this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call optimism
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA indeed!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:31, archived)
# :D
IMAGINE IT DID!
it would be my most major acheivement in my ENTIRE LIFE!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:31, archived)
# I'd be forced to become a monk
and write anguished poems
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:33, archived)
# *SLAP*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Komiker!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Old people are cool
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:03, archived)
# and they know it
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:06, archived)
# And they don't ever let us forget it
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:08, archived)
# sorry
what was the question dear?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:11, archived)
# heating
costs money, you know.
/or some such hypothermia related quip
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:10, archived)
# ooh, thats him...
...with the leg!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:15, archived)
# you meet so many
funny people when you work in a bar.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:54, archived)
# woo
you meet a lot of funny people utter cunts when you work in a theatre too.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:56, archived)
# We don't serve spirits?
.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:00, archived)
# or bowling pins
strike!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Is he angry
or bored?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by my favourite roadsign:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Yay!
glad there's something funny to distract me from work for a bit.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:56, archived)
# The toad
is a symbol for death in Taiwan. And for sex before marriage.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Do the Taiwanese often confuse the two?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:04, archived)
# I don't know.
I just made it up. I bet they do, though.

/and a hearty taiwanese woo to the animation!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:05, archived)
# in australia
the toad symbolises the infinite variety of shampoos
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:05, archived)
# good roadsign
very good anim. Most woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:01, archived)
# I know that sign -
source is one of my holiday snaps.

and, ok, not 100% fact, but close.

and woo to you
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha sinsiter frog!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:08, archived)
# wow
two good animations involving my favourite sign in one evenning. How exciting.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:10, archived)
# same holiday -
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Some excellent signs there
and some excellent animations to go with them.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:21, archived)
# heh - summint similar from ages ago
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:18, archived)
# pffft!
lurv it.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:19, archived)
# I dont know why I laughed.
I just did.

Woo to you!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:32, archived)
# haha
seconded!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:41, archived)
# Very Low Hummus
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Wheres the quick to cover up
and embarresed look when the paper clip turns up and you pretend to do 'stretches'.

In bed.

At 4.30pm.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:35, archived)
# High score: BEATEN
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)
# 230 is a lot of people dead
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)
# 250 last count
apparently he started earlier than at first thought
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)
# well piss me with a stick
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:49, archived)
# No
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:50, archived)
# fine.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:51, archived)
# hello.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:54, archived)
# *Licks*
good evening sir
to the both of you
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:59, archived)
# how's it going?
i've just gotten flash and am mighty disheartened.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:08, archived)
# **pisses**
So very sorry!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:51, archived)
# His average slumped early in his career
It took him over 10 years to reach his first century, but after that he was in tremendous form and quickly moved to the head of the rankings. His immense career total is a testament to the determination of the English spirit, and a model to young people that if you never give up you can acheive the pinnacle of your field
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:53, archived)
# if he gets to 999 will he clock the score back to 0?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:56, archived)
# nah
the register will overflow and the sign bit will get set, so it'll be -512 counting down.. or up depending which way you look at it
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:22, archived)
# WTF
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:46, archived)
# Testicular Implantation For Pets
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Testicular Implantation For Pets
NEXT!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)
# stops your animal from sprogging
NEXT!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)
#
Dog porn Testicular Implantation For Pets
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)
#
"Meet Neuticles Inventor...
Learn how Buck the Bloodhound and owner Gregg Miller created Neuticles - and is helping pet owners Worldwide overcome the trauma of neutering their pet."
yeah, it's so traumatic for the OWNERS...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:55, archived)
# website gets more hits in one night
than it ever has. manufacturers think they are on a winner.
its the dogs bollocks




/hides from crap pun
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:04, archived)
# that's no image
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Chicky go BOOM!
TOASTY!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)
# ha
very nice



pwned.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:45, archived)
# hahahaha
self plucking!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Heheh.

Very woo.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:50, archived)
# 'sgreat!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:57, archived)
# hehe!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)
# fabulous truly stupendous
WOOAGE!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)
# how goes the goose quest sir?
have i missed any?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)
# been busy smashing my hands against walls and contracts and laws and 2 10 hour long lectures days
so probably not, depends have you seen 5?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:45, archived)
# sounds painful...
hm.... not sure whether the last one i saw was 4 or 5... i think the last one was a punchy one :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)
# here's 5
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:49, archived)
# RAH!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:01, archived)
# haha!
fantastic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Fantstic :)
Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)
# top woo!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:46, archived)
# ace :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Thanks Super Lurker!~


(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:06, archived)
# haha
genius
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:54, archived)
# Fantastic!
Wooyayhouplapanowie!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:57, archived)
# did you know............................................?
that Stan Laurel was from South Shields????
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:04, archived)
# FALSE
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:09, archived)
# ??????
???????
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:10, archived)
# wrong on both points it would seem. congrats!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:27, archived)
# He was born in
Barrow-in-Furness

100% OF FACT. My dad met him when he was little too : )
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:18, archived)
# Ulverston
to be exact.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:22, archived)
# He wasn't.
He was born in Cumbria.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:21, archived)
# Absolutely...
Amazing!

I salute you senor!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:27, archived)
# Gracias!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:28, archived)
# I'd go as far to say that...
That is probably one of the best fingies I've ever done seen on here...I salute you senor, thrice!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Stunned!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:35, archived)
# Anyone else remember how
the japanese introduced goatse to their childrens programming two years ago?
prelude
the main event!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:38, archived)
# what're you on about?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:40, archived)
# That was on japanese tv at 8am saturday morning
i dont have a picture of the goatse... but it's there, hands and all
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:42, archived)
# no.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)
# he lives here...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)
# woo! Goatse Crescent!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:58, archived)
# i'm english.
so no.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:42, archived)
# That is most
ammusing, nice one!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Years at the nuclear plant

had unfortunate side effects



with apologies
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:36, archived)
# what have you changed?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:52, archived)
# the skull
is taller and emptier
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:10, archived)

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