yoho little fella!
(been searching for the picture i did of my old hamster in pirate gear, they could have been friends...but the picture is lost for some reason)
though perhaps they could have a paddle steamer powered by Freya:
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though perhaps they could have a paddle steamer powered by Freya:
i call it "A miraculous super-bee stalks the stars in search of the panda, its prey"
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SPACE BEE!!!
there was a kid who used to come here, called uberpea - he was great!
www.uberpea.tk/
nip to the bottom for the pics.. and watch out for popups!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:11,
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there was a kid who used to come here, called uberpea - he was great!
www.uberpea.tk/
nip to the bottom for the pics.. and watch out for popups!
actually, "space bee"
was what this thing was first called when it was invented in conversation.
how very gosh.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:14,
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how very gosh.
i suppose that means i officially have a destiny. i wonder what it is
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:18,
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/ unpacks Mayhem and wonders where the hell most of the bits are supposed to go.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:18,
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Hahahahaha
fuck that's funny
but is that homeless person talking on a mobile?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:04,
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but is that homeless person talking on a mobile?
Didn't see that one.
Did Fred get his patio finished? It was coming along well the week before.
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hahaha Jennifer Aniston guilty of serving up pap on TV for years - she's a torturess....
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:48,
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ah.
ha, sorry. i really cant seem to get this place right. been reading for aaages, only started posting today. bear with me, eh...
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my fault -
had some stupid gag in mind about self gratification but was too lazy to type it out. and still am.
but it is woo - the pffft meant I laughed.
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but it is woo - the pffft meant I laughed.
slander!
will no one be the defender of my gender?
edit - sneaky edit!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:16,
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edit - sneaky edit!
*says cough*
oh my!
edit, wait a darn minute, who's getting this physical anyway?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:26,
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oh my!
edit, wait a darn minute, who's getting this physical anyway?
::::::::::
i see, took it as a dismissive 'pfffft'.
ta there...
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:07,
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ta there...
99% of the time
pffft is good here, as in "that made me chuckle"
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i have likings.
in other news, flash has crushed my will to create.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:21,
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in other news, flash has crushed my will to create.
Did I just hear Jenny Seagrove say
"I'd like to make an opening in my dress."
www.bbc.co.uk/drama/faces/images/jenny_seagrove_judge.jpg
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www.bbc.co.uk/drama/faces/images/jenny_seagrove_judge.jpg
awwwwwww
poor schnurr
get grandma to kiss it better
er the will to create i mean
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:23,
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get grandma to kiss it better
er the will to create i mean
oh
i assumed you meant my genitals.
but now i'm going to confine myself to hours of tutorials with no outside influences.
not even phish.
off i go!
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but now i'm going to confine myself to hours of tutorials with no outside influences.
not even phish.
off i go!
i likey
the colour change as they slide back really sells it.
would be ace if the eyes and mouth slid along and different ones slotted in...
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would be ace if the eyes and mouth slid along and different ones slotted in...
it even works in TWO WAYS!!!!!!!11111111
because he ACTUALLY solved two problems with one action!
I'M BRILLIANT!
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I'M BRILLIANT!
ah, yes...
that makes it SOOO much better!
(actually, I quite liked it - and the pic of your dawg in your profile is all teh cute, so much bad punnage can be overlooked...)
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(actually, I quite liked it - and the pic of your dawg in your profile is all teh cute, so much bad punnage can be overlooked...)
That's appalling.
Have a Woo, and let us never speak of it again.
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280 pixels wide
this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call optimism
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:D
IMAGINE IT DID!
it would be my most major acheivement in my ENTIRE LIFE!
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it would be my most major acheivement in my ENTIRE LIFE!
heating
costs money, you know.
/or some such hypothermia related quip
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:10,
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/or some such hypothermia related quip
woo
you meet a lot of funny people utter cunts when you work in a theatre too.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:56,
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Yay!
glad there's something funny to distract me from work for a bit.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:56,
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The toad
is a symbol for death in Taiwan. And for sex before marriage.
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I don't know.
I just made it up. I bet they do, though.
/and a hearty taiwanese woo to the animation!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:05,
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/and a hearty taiwanese woo to the animation!
in australia
the toad symbolises the infinite variety of shampoos
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:05,
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I know that sign -
source is one of my holiday snaps.
and, ok, not 100% fact, but close.
and woo to you
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:06,
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and, ok, not 100% fact, but close.
and woo to you
wow
two good animations involving my favourite sign in one evenning. How exciting.
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Some excellent signs there
and some excellent animations to go with them.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:21,
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Wheres the quick to cover up
and embarresed look when the paper clip turns up and you pretend to do 'stretches'.
In bed.
At 4.30pm.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:35,
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In bed.
At 4.30pm.
250 last count
apparently he started earlier than at first thought
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:48,
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how's it going?
i've just gotten flash and am mighty disheartened.
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:08,
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His average slumped early in his career
It took him over 10 years to reach his first century, but after that he was in tremendous form and quickly moved to the head of the rankings. His immense career total is a testament to the determination of the English spirit, and a model to young people that if you never give up you can acheive the pinnacle of your field
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nah
the register will overflow and the sign bit will get set, so it'll be -512 counting down.. or up depending which way you look at it
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"Meet Neuticles Inventor...
Learn how Buck the Bloodhound and owner Gregg Miller created Neuticles - and is helping pet owners Worldwide overcome the trauma of neutering their pet."
yeah, it's so traumatic for the OWNERS...
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:55,
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Learn how Buck the Bloodhound and owner Gregg Miller created Neuticles - and is helping pet owners Worldwide overcome the trauma of neutering their pet."
yeah, it's so traumatic for the OWNERS...
website gets more hits in one night
than it ever has. manufacturers think they are on a winner.
its the dogs bollocks
/hides from crap pun
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:04,
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its the dogs bollocks
/hides from crap pun
been busy smashing my hands against walls and contracts and laws and 2 10 hour long lectures days
so probably not, depends have you seen 5?
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:45,
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sounds painful...
hm.... not sure whether the last one i saw was 4 or 5... i think the last one was a punchy one :)
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:47,
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did you know............................................?
that Stan Laurel was from South Shields????
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He was born in
Barrow-in-Furness
100% OF FACT. My dad met him when he was little too : )
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:18,
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100% OF FACT. My dad met him when he was little too : )
I'd go as far to say that...
That is probably one of the best fingies I've ever done seen on here...I salute you senor, thrice!
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Anyone else remember how
the japanese introduced goatse to their childrens programming two years ago?
prelude
the main event!
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:38,
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prelude
the main event!
That was on japanese tv at 8am saturday morning
i dont have a picture of the goatse... but it's there, hands and all
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:42,
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Years at the nuclear plant
had unfortunate side effects
with apologies
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had unfortunate side effects
with apologies
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