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# I is attacking the nasty monstir..
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(Ned_SpecialFist, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# KILL HIM!
GO FOR THE JUGULAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
#
I can't see any balls!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# What a strange thing to say
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# thats me!
edit: I just spotted the typo i made now! It made me titter!

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# The unedited version was better.
It was teh funni.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# Who's a good kitty
you shall get a big bowl of cream tonight
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# go on kill the fucker
sharper, deeper, slashier, bloodier, MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Go for the eyes!
they're obviously easily damaged!
(Azzek!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# thet
is a braev kittin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:43, archived)
# issa fluffeh tiem yessa
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Caroline's Word Of The Day: Tenuous.

Adjective: 1. A tenuous connection, idea or situation is weak.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Oddjob's word of the day!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Haha, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Oddjob's other word of the day

Welcome!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# do they all start with 'w'?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4751361

recursive-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Well, we wondered.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# wondered whether we were waving wands?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# yes
today b3ta was brought to you by the letters W and Y and the number 1337
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Best of all numbers.
Although I'm hungover after being pwned by red wine and grappa. My 1337n355 is definitely suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# I was all teh 1337 the other day.
I got a car park ticket that expired at 13.37.
I meant to scan it and show everyone, but I forgot, and threw it out.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# woo
I can't wait till he has read that he is a right cunt at the moment the blighter. edit and ning
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# He wrote it silly.
He is 'Anti-hatred Bill' and he is going to have his book published.
I told you it was tenuous.
And 'ning yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# then maybe I sould read it
and learn not to hate the dastardly cad. you do know he insulted your fruit and veg pictures don't you? gah it will take more than a book to stop me hateing bill
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Haha, now that's something.
Under 'tenuous' in the dictionary should be 'Talking Food'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# I would have put
Talking food under Tittertastic - likely to cause an out break of titteridge with fantastic consequences for all.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# It's very kind of you to say so.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# I get letters from him every morning
begging for money... saying I've used stuff like 'electricity' and 'council.' I sent him a letter back saying, if he's stupid enough to leave these things in MY HOUSE then I'm going to use them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:43, archived)
# then he stopped leaving them... and now I'm so cold, and my wife left me and took the kids
she said that it was my duty as a man to provide these things, that just putting the children in the microwave won't warm them up... she said I was neglegent and a bad husband... now I'm so very alone, in the cold and dark, with only the rats and mounting piles of rubbish to keep me company. I'm not sure who keeps putting rubbish in my house, I don't buy any food or anything at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Good definition
Most tenuously woosome
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Ha, thank you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Woo and Yay (in that order)
I like Bill, I like the cut of his jib, and I'd like my hair cut to emulate my hero... Sonic the Hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# I originally gave him dark grey hair.
But he looked like Elvis.
Now looks more like Prince Harry. Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
the shriveling!
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Hate - every tme!
Having just seen this post next to Burger's, Teh Beadle and Blunkett are the same person!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
gotta love beadle jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# he's got a tiny cock
but on the other hand.....
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# I'd love him more
if he'd landed on Mars successfully and sent back some pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Haha
Woo!
(Andy-, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Woo
and 'ning to all
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Wicked Widders gets a good seeing to (well not quite)
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(burger breath, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# OMG - imagine the crimes against humanity that would become their kids!?
Edit: Oh and bloody huge Woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# at least
they wont be able to see themself in the mirror..
(radja, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Yikes!
I know that Cameron Diaz can look a bit ropey without make-up , but I didn't realise she was that bad!

Excelent as always Mr Breath!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Fucking ace.
That's one your best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Hehehehehehe,
tho should probably read "lumpy pumpy" :¬)

Woo, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# you would have
thought his dog would have been able to warn him of his impending mistake, with a series of barks or something.
(eds209 invites you to a HousepartyofthedDead.com, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# a series of barks ahahahahahaha
the dog is fitted with minger alert ?

ahahahahahaha
(burger breath, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# meheheheheh!
the lucky shite, the lucky lucky shite.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Prunes would!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Prunes' wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# I definately would,
*mutters*that flipping Blunkett, he gets all the stunners, the blinking rotter!
*kicks a door*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# 'ning Doctor!
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Morning, Doctor!
Quite well today, nealy the weekend. The weather is fine warm today, which is nice but it looks like it my rain later in the afternoon.
Yourself, Doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Mostly Harmless!
keep having to work today which is a little upsetting while I'm sat cooking in my little metal box Portakabin - I love the summer, it's like the Stella Advert but without the beer!

Otherwise fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha!

dog's got the night off, I see
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# No, the dog's there on the right of the picture.
I'm surprised you didn't see her.

W/Y/H
(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# that really rocks
i'm glad i've already had lunch°)

egg mayonnaise + lettuce
veal filet and french fries + (carrot and garlic sauce)
a chocolate mousse
coffee and a fag

what have you eaten (or are going to eat)?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# 3 pints of
guiness
(burger breath, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# healthy diet
°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# HEY!

no unlicensed lunch discussions! Wait for Dave the Facts!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Shouldn't that be...
Oddjob's Occurrences?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# that's very confusing
?)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# woo
aceness and ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# A motherfacking day late

WWW.CHEWINGGUMVOLLEY.COM A new cartoon every Monday Wednesday AND FRIDAY TOO
chewinggumvolley.libsyn.com -THE CGV RADIO SHOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Huzzah!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
#
hahaha woo to that
(Badgers are a mans best friend, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# seek
help
(burger breath, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Yes.
Fistular. Yes.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Woo!
at last.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hahahha!
grand stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Kids will love it!

clicky if above redexed
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# *Searches ebay*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# *buys*
Woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Cocking Ace!

Woo!

Does it come with Crazy Frog already installed (to make the victim look even more pained?)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# it plays crazy frog
every time the button is pressed*


(*unless that singing chicken is downloaded)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# *SHUDDER!*

Brrr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# that may work as a kind of pavlovian response
and stop people buying it
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# I think that should be in enforced
in the college i work in!
which incidentally was on the news last night!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# arf!! :)
Edit: Just noticed. That's one messed up menu on the phone. Upside down mirrored button menus?!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# ahahah that is top
muchus hummus there

w/y/h and the rest!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# Very good,
yay.
(tomsk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# This I love
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# "It's what the customers want"
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:46, archived)
# best idea ever
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# is that
Stephen Fry?
(GreenLavaLamp, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# did this 4 a mate
but haven't posted owt on here in ages....


fluff-in-a-box

(charlie mouse - caught in a trap, not turning back....., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# yes!
3 minutes till home-time!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Seal the box
and send it to Africa. They need fluff there.
(Von Trapp, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# aww
fwuff tiem already? yay!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Schrodingers Cat.
Thats not how you spell Schrodinger is it !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# It is
but only if you leave the 'e' out after the o.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Who who who
Who let the cats out?
(Kloopy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo Entry

Was debating a title of B3TAMAX, but said nah
(tubeman trousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# oh....my....word....
A compo entry. And I haven't seen it done already! You sir are a god.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# silly question
I didnt look at all the entries

so, are you being sacastic?

/me prays "not sarcastic, not sarcastic..."
(tubeman trousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Nope, I don't think he is!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Nope, genuine god status application.
I seriously have not seen a betamax compo entry before.

Woo, yay and houpla.

And Wilkommen to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Woo
shirley it should be B3TAMAX! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# B3TAMAX
tapes / vcrs are BETAMAX
Website is B3TA

I was thinking about it as i said in post

Thought it would ruin pic

Butt im still happy because i am a god (while still a
)

Yay

/ i break into a happy dance with my goose
(tubeman trousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# There's nothing like a little modesty in the morning
(JPaddy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# My 1st Artistic post...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Well i say artistic but we all know thats bull dont we lol! XD (It is for B3TA after all)
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# You should delete the laser bit around the blurred grass seed, then the perspective wouldn't be skewed
But I think this is pretty damn WOO otherwise, great hummus :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# All in the Effect :D
Thats to show the lazer bolt flying past the grass and lighting it up/destorting it ^ - ^ (+i deleted the original...damn lol)

Edit: But thanks for the tips all, only just started 'Shoping real, my 4th post this one XD
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# No I mean that the grass seed is in the foreground
But the laser should be in the background unless it's an escher ship, arf. But it can easily be fixed by healing over where the laser crosses in front.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Ahhhhhh i see...
There we go sorted :D And thanks for the help ^ - ^
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Excellent!
And absolutely no problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Pizzzzoooowwwweeee!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# nice
veh nice

za-za-zap
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Ning all

sorry
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# nice one!

have a good trip pablo.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# w/y/d
like it nice punnage

"for me it's a full time job"
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# post from the quiet hours yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Allergic potato! The best kind!

'ning sir!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# awww !
woo !

Now I'm off to smelly meeting :(
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Boooooo!

Hurry back!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# It's funny the second time too!
Wowzers! Also, 'ning! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# hehe
good ning madame.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# I'm ever-so-slightly annoyed.
I'm leaving quite soon to catch a train, so I don't have time for a vaguely funny picture.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# 'lo miss
sorted out your logistics for this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Yes. The trouser lady has finished early...
... so I can catch an earlier train.
However, my boyfriend has now caught a cold and may well be chucked out for sniffing/blowing his nose!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
#
Trouser Lady?

Easy to sort him out - a but of Gaffa Tape should keep him quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Yeah, I needed some intricate sewing done on some trousers.
I'm going to a wedding on Saturday in Bath, you sees.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Gosh!
You're life is a social whirl, in intricately sewn trousers!

I remeber having a life once - then I had Kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# My final A-Level exams start on Wednesday too!
Gah! Then my new job starts, then I have some concerts to go to! Gahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# ha! people get married in some crazy places nowadays!
Bath!
*shakes head in merry disbelief at the follies of youth*
www.visitscotland.com
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# ARG - Fire alarm!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# I'm back,
thanks for the overwhelming concern everyone! Don't worry about me...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Did ya burn?
No!

Still breathing?

Yes!

What ya worried about?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# I've learned that
during a fire alarm is the best time to lean out of your window and have a fag!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# how bizarre!
We had a fire alarm at about 10am this morning! Is it "Fire Alarm Thursday", perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# some clancky type was welding something (asbestos I think)
and they set off the fire alarms. As Fire Steward for my coridor I have to risk life, limb, knuckles and sanity by knocking on people's doors and making sure they're leaving... then they sneak back and smoke out of teh windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# ha ha!

at least he managed to keep the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# hehe
amoosing
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# He's coming to get you....

Run!
well, im off to school - bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# G'ning!

eep!

*flees*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Oh lawdy !
I hate clowns !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# For some reason scarecrows scare me more
it's the stitched up mouths
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Me also
God knows why i made this...I'll probably delete it tonight so it doesnt kill me in my sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# You can never delete it.
What doesn't kill it will only make it stronger!

Have a nice day at school! Come back and tell us what you learnt!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# How? he has no legs?
*runs anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Yeah no legs and no arms. he's gonna lick us to death. Christ, i'd run a mile to avoid that from him!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# "come back here and fight like a man!"
"You've got no arms or legs, what are you going to do, bite me?!"

/Search for the Holy Grail
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# hahaaha
nice quotage
edit: and nice ninja editing
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# OK, we'll call it a draw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# yeah okay
it's sunny today so i'm almost as quick witted as you!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# no, I was quoting too . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# d'oh
ok obviously not that quick witted
*goes back to standby mode*
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Heh, second I posted it
It occured to me that it might not be accurate enough for people to get :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Did notice
but was trying not to be a pendatic geek so didn't mention it!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Gayer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# than who?
:-x
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# It's just a scratch
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# A mere fleshwound!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Your arm's off!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# no, it isn't


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# What's that then!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# I've had worse!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Dag nabbit!
now I have an overwhelming urge to watch it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Me too!
But I do love MP anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# You just want a spanking!
and after the spanking, the oral sex
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4751147
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# thanks
need that
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Naughty Zoot!
Naughty, naughty Zoot! She must be be punished. You must spank her! And then spank me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# ARF!
"I'm here to rescue you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Bet you're gay
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Hmmm...
Nothing new
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# No . . . I don't think he said that . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# It was in the deleted scenes
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Look you stupid bastard
you've got no arms left
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] It's crap, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# You bet your life it is
etc
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# i would.
she's still hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Indeed,
even with that strange stain on her right boobie
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# a minor detail.
i've got some cream for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Daddy's Sauce?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# tori amos walks into a doctors surgery
and says 'doctor thor, i've got a stain on my booby'. Doctor thor says 'i'll give you some cream for that'.

/bad cooper impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Nothing
crap about that lass!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# ooo i'd buy a packet
always had a thing about the hot ginge
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Who is she?
/has a thing for redheads
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Tori Amos
lully
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Tori Amos
Cornflake Girl is the title of one of her songs.

She's quite a lot odd but, obviously, much of that can be forgiven for the red hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# So who do you think you are kidding, Mr. Weatherman...
(jagerman, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# oh, feck it
they can have Scotland, just leave Whitby alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
#
too right.
We shall fight them on the beache, we shall fight them in the Dracula Experience museum, crap as it is...
(jagerman, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Hmm?

*considers username*

Woo! Piccie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Whitby's getting a new night club..
www.rawclub.co.uk

/shameless plug over/
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# HELL!!!
that looks mighty exciting for Whitby. Hoorah for shameless plugs too!
(jagerman, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# HEY!
less of that sort of talk thank you very much.

www.visitscotland.com
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# today there will be mostly
intermittent bursts of Nazis

W/Y/H
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Kinda lacks variety if you ask me...


(p.s. anyone notice anything different?)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:52, archived)
# you're an extra 10% gay?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Correct!
I have an icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# just the kind of thing a gay like you would say
you gay
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Well at least my pants aren't on my head...
*bums hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Gayer. Stop gaying so gayly or you'll gay that gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# ^^ this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# What a predictably

gay answer


from such a bummingly gay gay as your gay self
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# I'm not gay
I just like cock
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# No, but your boyfriend is!

/immature
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Agreed!

He's gayer than Gay Quentin McGay of the clan McGay, the gayest gay ever to gay his way out of a gay paper bag in gaytown!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# gaylord
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# how's about it then ducky?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# oooohhh matron, noooo!
and other such gayer cliches
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# you're gay too
you gay
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# *flashes back to being 11*
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# I read that as 11"
big boy
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# well i don't like to blow my own trumpet
but if i learn over really far....
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# reading my emails this morning
and this ad comes up playing music! i was shocked, jamster had been told about censorship before

(8 B I T.B O Y lives in an 8 bit world, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# .
thats the pic i was looking for to put him on a bar fire!

can't be arsed now
(donotresus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# ...
Could you post the unedited version please? iv also been looking for that pic for a while now :D
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# good morning
(donotresus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
#
No Luke, *I* Am Your Father
(Dr GUID, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# .
sorgasm?
(donotresus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:52, archived)
# It needs to bite the finger after it's done it a few times.
RaRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:52, archived)
# you're really into biting aren't you . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Nah

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Just the licking then?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Pssst....BT2005 ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Never is a long time . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Hahah, I field this one to Oddjob


(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# no, no . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Hahah
Didn't want to spoil your fun dear
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Calm down!
take a deep breath, think of ice....
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# BiteBiteBite!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Not me! Her!
*dodges like Neo*
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Bite!

BiteBiteBiteBiteBite!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# *gets to worn out to dodge*
actually that's not bad.....
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# ^^ eep


cats actually do scare me and thats not helped at all :|
(8 B I T.B O Y lives in an 8 bit world, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# mmmm*
*ning

woo!
(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah...
...You might want to avoid scrolling to the thread below then...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# i'm so sorry...
(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Well, they've got to learn sometime...
Hup you go!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# cats with worried faces... bless them
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# This is so kewt. Woo to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)

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