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There was a surprise visit by quality inspection,

but they were ready for him!

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)

Yes.

This is good.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)

Good job I'm not eating...

...anymore

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)

it's true i tells ya!

shit your kidneys pudding.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)

Ahh yes...

... that famous Argentinian dictator.

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)

brilliant

and true

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)

Nottingham

and the lies it tells us.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)

maybe it`s a scale model

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)

and

not a Hornby representative in sight

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)

nottingham is full of criminals and drunks

[edit]however there is a very nice all you can eat chinese resaurant, i think it's called ocean somthing?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)

ifsh yooz fuckin shays that wunsh more - i'll punch yer lightsh out

and nick your wallet

[EDIT] I do believe you are correct - also during the summer months, between 12 and 2, slab square / market place is a veritable smorgasbord of female office workers on lunch - looking mighty fine !
Although what this has to do with all you can eat, I don't know :)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)

depends if your jeffery dhama or not.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:32, archived)

B3at does strange things to my mind...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)

hahaha

! :)

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)

Greetings fellow Nottingb3tahamian

I was drinking not far from those very steps just last night (in a bar like, I'm not vagrant sipping meths out of a brown paper bag, at least not last night anyway),

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TooMuch2AM, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)

Ayup

"Nottingb3tahamian" is a fantastically crapulent word

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)

Where baby's come from

(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)

baby's what?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)

baby's come

obviously

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)

dirty nappies!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)

looks like the

cockpit off a tie-fighter

interesting, if not a little scary.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)

Nope! This is a tie fighter!

Sad, Sad Man, but I want one!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)

hmm

that'd be nice

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gazz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)

that's frightening

tj: http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/1993_seniors.htm
Fifth row, last on the right.

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gazz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)

hurrah!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

You must have been...

...out of ~~wanking material~~ ideas if you were searching for that.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

That is a fine collection of freaks and geeks there!

I like Jimmy Hixon - middle of third row - WTF is going on with his eye?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

I like how

Lenka Voltarora gets her own row.

"I'm special!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)

they do seem to be full of toxic waste

to start with.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

Ahem...

www.rathergood.com/device/

<Sinister Clown Crab> It's my new device.

(Armand Karlsen, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:15, archived)

Pie-Sexual

artpad.art.com/gallery/?ihvdosm71nw

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

was just watching pie/pi last night

[amazing drilling, some brain noises]

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)

Is scary, n one of my fave films

unfortunately lost my copy in my last move :(

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)

Pi is good

but Requiem for a Dream was better ;-)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)

yeah

cheered me up

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

Fun

for ALL the family!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

nice website, too:

www.requiemforadream.com/

if a little freaky...

maybe I'll watch it.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)

is the spunk added to all pies?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

According to a mate who once worked in a pie factory

Yes.

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)

Somewhere in the heartland of industry...

So THAT'S where they all come from

(mymblex, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:03, archived)

^ this!

/socks are rocked, along with lock, stock, and multiple cocks

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)

How is it getting through the grid intact?

Nice shadow btw

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)

By the magic

of leering Norwegian spuddery

(mymblex, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

Are you still frowning upon me?

Or am I forgiven?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)

It hurt so bad BECAUSE I love you

I should just learn not to trust the ones I love

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)

heh

but you have to admit - it was the greatest electioneering move ever! Get the opposition to advertise for me! In the buff!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)

I was sure I'd been there before.....

/coat

(scruffyfella hasn't washed since..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)

I live there

outside Edinburgh, that is.

(Livingston, in case you are curious)

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)

...

*runs*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

Pfft!

/Edinburgian

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)

EDINB3TAN

mesen' like

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drunkenoaf, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

I live in glasscock

we are a shining beacon of transparent cock-ness towering over scotland.

also drunk.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)

Pffffft

Sorry to mess with your city's name, but it's been on my mind all day.

Glad you don't live in Dunsheep

(scruffyfella hasn't washed since..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)

"no bother"

as they say up here in glasscock.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)

Anyone want to play?

edit: sorry

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)

I don't know

but I wanna say "geddouta this two-horse town"

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)

donkey rapist?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)

nearly

say what you see

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)

Twodonkey!

a professional twodonkey!

whaddo I win??

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)

Two donkey rapists?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)

When I said nearly

I didn't actually mean it

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)

assmaster?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)

Now

that is close(r)

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

two assmasters?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

they are

asses

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)

asses-ser?

asses-ments manager?
asses-ticle?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)

claims assessors?

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)

ASSistant to an Ass?

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

twin asses

twoasses
asstwins
dualasses
cloneasses
assclones
b-ass-tards

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)

you really

are getting into this aren't you?

(still wrong though i'm afraid)

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)

www.nonstick.com/sounds/Marvin_The_Martian/ltmm_018.wav

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)

Erm...

is the three-sided black line around the photos relevent? ...in any way? ...at all? ...perhaps?

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)

yes

see my clue...

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)

D'oh!

Why didn't I notice that earlier!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)

is the fact they only have three legs relevant?

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)

how about

doubleass
twinass
twobodiedassofflamingdeath?

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

just coz we cant get it there is no need to call the nice donkeys names

(Badgers are a mans best friend, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)

Ass-cloning

technician

(mymblex, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

This^^

Does he get a prize?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)

two donkeys - well one donkey mirrored- is it mirror donkey?

(Badgers are a mans best friend, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)

no...

(Badgers are a mans best friend, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)

two arsed fish whore?

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)

cock

lover?

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)

I'm not sure

you understand this game

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:03, archived)

No, maybe it is you who do not understand the game.

;)

*is stumped*

donkey duo... ass double... twin mule... pack animal pair...

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

Fight Doctors, fight!

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)

he'd win

he's got a monkey

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)

Ah.

You spotted his attack monkey. Oh well.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)

You better believe it!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)

Pffft

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

panais de cul?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)

is it

Walking on sunshine- Katrina and the waves

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

hahaha ^^this^^

(Badgers are a mans best friend, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

a donkey-donkey?

My careers teacher told me i should have been one of those

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

shall I tell you

or do you want to guess more?

(i fear this is going to be a bit of an anticlimax, so may never tell you)

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

No.

Stick with it.

This is a GOOD game.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)

you

asked for it

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)

Oh oh.

(I'm starting to regret this now...)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)

is it fireman?

(Badgers are a mans best friend, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)

astronomer

astrologist
asthma sufferer

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Mousing, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

bestiality porn star

hehe imagine putting that on your passport

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)

asstwo turf layer

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)

The person who collects the glass Enro Rubik just shat in?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)

is the one on the left a plumber?

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)

pfft!

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)

seaside resort attractions

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)

haha!

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Mousing, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)

it's good

but it's not right..

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)

just tell us

or whisper it to me...go on

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)

Cobblers

an answer and a statement

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)

Argh! Three legged donkeys!

...Is what I'd say if they only had three legs...

(Darjeeling, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)

two wonky donkeys!

Are you Ant and or Dec?

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)

what about..

teh friggin donkeys? wassa answer?

(Serendipity Long time, No see., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)

CLUE

this would be:

BrianBlessedBrianBlessedOUT

if there was such a profession

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)

assassin YEAH I WIN

me!

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)

THANK GOD!

Nice one, and I am really sorry about that. It just popped into my head and wouldn't leave.

JAFFA CAKES FOR ALL!

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)

Woo for you!

Well, that passed some time until beer o'clock...

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)

butch and sundance, the early years?

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The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)

Woo.

for the Bill and Teddadge!

(bigkyri, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:32, archived)

*bows*

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The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)

got it

assassin

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Frogoz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)

nice one

(unless you copied 'i could eat scabs...') but as you posted at the same time, you win as well.

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)

Also a little Well done

to Mr. Logic, who tried his best, even though the game was crap

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:31, archived)

yaaay

*belms*

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:08, archived)

it's only when you're cutting out darth vader that you really realise just how massive his helmet is

Edit: Gah! This was my 1111th post! Gah!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)

She is in perfect health

But she is dying...

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)

gah!

fooled by the improbably ridiculous argument put over by the emperor. i thought he was supposed to be the man, but it tuns out he's an imbecile.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:03, archived)

pffft

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)

heh

woo

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)

/ii\

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

I do love that

even the missus laughed, and she hasn`t seen Episode 3

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)

i assume it's awesome

but for some reason firefox won't pla the sound (says I need quiktime 6, which I've already got - the twat)

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)

Yay, an excuse to repost this (again!)

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)

'kinell

that's pixeltastic!

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iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)

Oh. My. God...

That's woo-tiful...

(Lardface, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)

for being making a big pixel picture at the moment

I know how time consuming this must have been.
Nice one, but your choice of colours still makes my eyes bleed though.

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oCo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)

Actually

it took four days, and I used MSPAINT!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

using MSPAINT is over my patience limit

did you make it in msPaint as a challenge or are you just plain masochist ?

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oCo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)

I dunno

I just prefer MSpaint, probably because when I got my first pc, it was the only graphics program it had.

Here is another paintmash (I like to show off!)

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)

BorkShaft

new here but I think it goes something like
*ahem*
a-WOOYAY
sir

(doris_day, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

BorkShaft????

eh?

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)

Department of vague paranoia

I like your thinking. Have a woo on the house.

(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)

It's shiny..

It's tres funky, but what the hell is it?

(Felixonapedestal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)

Paint masterpieces #1

I call this piece:

Empire Biscuit.

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:13, archived)

More Paint Masterpieces

This is called brush.

And finally, ghost.

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)

Pearoast for compo

How Easter came about...

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iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

hehe

I believe it!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)

Hello board

Anyone want to try this War of the Worlds game?

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

already have the proper game, with proper music by proper Jeff Wayne!

*whooshes with heat ray*

with just a handful of men
we`ll start ALL OVER AGAIN!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

yes'm

I'll just crawl away
*crawls*

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)

The chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one they said

but still the come!

dum-dum-dum

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh------llllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

:)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)

If one man can stand tall

there must be some hope for us all, some where
somewhere in the spirit of man!
/different song?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)

That sounds lovely!

Oh, I'm so thirsty, could anyone spare a sip of water or something?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)

Yeah, I'll get you a drink, friend

*hides 'poisen' label on bottle*
ice?

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

Oh, yes please

If it isn't too much bother

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)

it`s Jesus Juice

NOW GET IT DOWN YOUR OESOPHAGUS

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)

You don't actually like me much do you?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

and so the phrase "look before you leap" was born

woo!

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

nice ass

sorry, i mean hippo.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

woo to pic

looks like..

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)

yay!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

^^ THIS ^^

rIK YOU LOOOOON!

ooo! my fave word for the day

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha!

Took me a minute to see that

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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAH!

The bloke at the bottom looks like he can smell something,
did it do a whoopsy in the pool?

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)

that's a strange place to see a....

*gulp*

edit: what's the meaning of this? www.b3ta.com/board/4754900

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

looks like

a b3ta chevron to me - usually spotted in moments of extreme boardom

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

I thought a boardom

was one of those strange rubber clad pigs ~~I go~~ people go to see

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)

haha

that's excellent. That's the best one of those I've seen to date.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

hehe

a nice dip in the hippool

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

ha ha!

exams all finished?

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

yup!

HOORAY!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)

hooray!

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)

ROCK!!!!

Shall we get drunk tonight?

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

your website is exactly the same broken as mine..

heckythump

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

those nazi bastards

I'm changing hosts as soon as it gets unlocked :(

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)

Hooray!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

is that real

standard response no.47

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)

Shark - Check!

Helicopter - No!
Bridge - No!

Must be real then!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)

I'd say it was fake

for the same reasons

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)

I like to tread my own path from time-to-time!

but I totally respect your opinion on the matter!!!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)

revenge!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)

Yay for Hippos

and bikinis!

Could only be improved if the Hippo was in a bikini!

I voted hippo!

Also, does anyone else smile at Blackmoon's random* quote?

Hmmmmmmm Random?

*I'm beginning to think that they're not all random!
/consipracy theory

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

Woo

I got in the 'others' section

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)

Pfffffft

Hippos rock.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)

i love this

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)

it's true you know

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)

mmm...

..crispy

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

Ack! Gak! BleK!

Oh Ur sick!
Love it!

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

well, that explains the new cheese and onion flavour.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

i've suddenly been put off crisps now

ya know, by the end of this week, i think i'll end up eating maybe only peas... and toast. Everything else will have been revealed as arse of hamster, and iguana eyes stewed in three week old yak spunk.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

yak spunk

is good for you

trust me,

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)

lies, all lies i tell you

lies created by the Mongolian tourist board to increase yak profiteering

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

hahahaha

fantastic.

*runs out to buy hula hoops*

Mmmm, kosher.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)

that's a suspicious lookin baggie pokin out of the hoops ;p

chuff chuff

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)

that evil fucker

wants to let a baby loose with a scalpel on his dick and see how he likes it ... rant ... seeth ...

(dr dolittle, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:07, archived)

HAHAHAHA

WINNER

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)

Damn right, it's better than yours

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

ha ha ha

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

hehe

and have a lsightly altered image for compo purposes:

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)

Hahahahaha

shouldn't he be squeezing chickens?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

*stares blankly*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)

www.iconbar.co.uk/forums/viewthread.php?threadid=1447
www.snopes.com/horrors/food/mcdshake.htm

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)

for a second there

I was about to swear off of milkshakes till I followed the snopes link.

Says a lot about Mcdonald's image that I would so readily belive they make milkshakes out of chicken fat :)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:03, archived)

when we all know perfectly well

that zit-squeezings are tastier and more readily available

edit - I kid. I kid. McDonalds use nothing but fresh, wholesome milk:
www.milksucks.com/pus.html

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)

chickens

in his spare time - yes
while working for McDonalds - no

(tubeman trousers, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)

It's coming...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)

arf

"Mr Nearly"

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)

You should have spliced it with 'Wimbledon'

Who the hell thought that up and decided it would be an amusing concept for a film?!

Edit: Gah, how rude! Woo to this sir, it was a comment not actually a criticism.

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wimbledon or riddick?

edit: was you listening to the radio this morning then?
Its just moyles called him riddick in the sports news...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

exactly!

that's where my inspiration came from

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)

heh heh!

see i keep my eyes n ears open...

oh!
woo by teh way!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

Both, 'Wimbledon' is a film

About Wimbledon

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i know wimblidon is a film!

thats why i couldn't tell which film you were refering too!
wimbildon or riddick?
ha ha loon

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)

Erm

I was kinda practicing animating running, and stabbing, and praying. It all went a bit weird, ah well, at least it doesn't involve the crazy frog...

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)

Is that Homer!?

All a tad spooky,

But woo!

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)

Not homer intentionally, I also just noticed i drew him with a hoodie, which is weird.
Psychiatric help welcome.

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)

He has a rather chubby, slightly erect and also more than a little misplaced penis

Or it may be an immobile arm...

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hey, is that an immobile arm?

or are you just... etc

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)

who

knows?

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)

and it's fucking great!!

love the way he sneaks off

woo yay and a big fat houpla

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)

hehe

that's odd

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)

we all have our off days

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)

TEH PUN!!

Groan!!

(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)

Perhaps if we re-modulate the needles to function on a rotating frequency, Sir?

Make it sew, Margaret...

edit: nicely done!

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)

The punnage is killing me!!!

Woo Yay

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

Ouch

the punnage hurts baaaaaaad!

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BamaSS, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)

*slap*

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)

that is the funny!

I laughed like a girl! it may have something to do with just coming back from the pub! It might not though! ;)

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

arf

make it ....

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)

how random

i just checked my profile for the first time in a little while, and i was on 996 posts... soooo

*reveals party buffet of jaffa cakes and uncooked mince*

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

*takes Jaffas*

*takes a little of the meat to be polite*

*keeps it seperate from lovely Jaffas*

Congrats sir

Edit: Needs more nekkid

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there's baps in the corner

if you wanna make raw jaffa burgers =)

Edit: What does? You wishing to see Jaffas stripped of their chocolatey coating?! You animal you..

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)

No thanks, the Jaffas are fine, thanks

Celebratory posts. Nekkidness

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oh of course that was you

hehehehehe...

hehehehe

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)

hehehe....

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)

hehehehehehehe...

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)

I missed

my 4000th :-(

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

oh dear GOD!

How cereal is made...

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

Oh God,

Don't tell me all your entries this week are going to be cereal-manufacturing machines?
You loon! WYH!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

Haha

It may well be that every single compo entry I make from now on will have something to do with cereal.

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)

i applaud this

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

Huzzah!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)

serial cerealist? How surreal!

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)

awwwh how cool would they look

as little kiddy fish, in a fish tank.. shooting out Kellogg's Variety one would assume

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

wow

I did NOT know that! Thank you for informing me, I feel all special with my special new knowledge now!

WOO!

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notshiny, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

Bollocks.

Nothing from echo.cx is getting through our firewall at the moment.

Cocking arse.

[edit]No. Something are coming through. Others aren't. Arseparsnips.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)

There

you goes www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/cerealfish.gif

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

Brillo. Cheers mate.

That's excellent, again. Surely there has to a finite amount of cereal-based humour in the universe?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)

Mrs Crazy makes ice cubes

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

Damn, its a GIF

can't send it to the Sport
Misses out on 20 quid

he he, you're on a roll today, top stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

arf

send it anyway :)

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)

p'haps they'll do it over successive pages

like a flicker book

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)

Unlikely

there's no nipples on display!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

cor!

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:41, archived)

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