Bizarre coincidenceI've just read the newsletter and seen that I am not the only person to make a dancing Hitler this week. Here's mine - clicky to embiggen, but watch out dial-up kiddies its about 800kb.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:44,
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Shame its got no soundPlay something to go with it - I just had Pitbull Terrier by Emir Kusturica on while I was posting, and old Adolf seemed to fit right in the groove.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:53,
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Right, I'm bored now, gonna go annoy someone else
Tatty bye B3tarians! (waves)
..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:43,
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thats so bad....on another note: how to piss the girlfriend off - do the darth vadar 'Noooooo'
me: making a brew?
gf: get urself one!
me: nooooooooooo
do this all day its well funny especially when she's steaming angry and all your mates laugh at her haha
(me: making a brew?
gf: get urself one!
me: nooooooooooo
do this all day its well funny especially when she's steaming angry and all your mates laugh at her haha
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:44,
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...na, just stephen, running.
im not up to the -shark coming in and biting something animated stuff yet- new to it all.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:37,
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im not up to the -shark coming in and biting something animated stuff yet- new to it all.
oops..its actually my second.. perhaps i just fell downhill a little.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:40,
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it does look remarkably like the actual bridge thoughi wonder if the pic was taken a few mins later, we'd see the scene unfold
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:39,
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nearlyan hour later and still no shark or helicopter, don't tell me I'll have to do it myself?
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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:23,
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That reminds memust take the chicken drumsticks out the freezer
Woo btw
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:32,
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Woo btw
Yeh, and she has to be careful,hamburgers can be dangerous if they're only wounded
( ..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:29,
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nice QOTW responsemust have taken a while to type out
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spacehog,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:39,
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i work in a bloody newagentsand I don't know what you are on about! lol
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PoorDoggie,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:13,
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lol lo lo l olololI wish that I had a clue what the pic was about.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:15,
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It's the new Jamster rongtone character,it sings 'Ring this number and we'll piss off your parents'
( ..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:17,
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yeah, and it sings, as i quote"i say, ding dong ding ding ding ding dong brrrrum brummm ding dong" in a leslie phillips voice
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:19,
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Vader does 'Reality TV' - Episode 4
previously...
www.b3ta.com/board/4760799
www.b3ta.com/board/4760907
www.b3ta.com/board/4761085
Episode 5 - Wife Swap - still to come
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:06,
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LOLKeep em coming, these are nop totch!
Edit: Is Wife Swap just gonna be the last frame? :0)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:08,
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Edit: Is Wife Swap just gonna be the last frame? :0)
please do not LOLit is offensive to me eyes
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just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:10,
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so long as it's not an acronymI don't mind
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:14,
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I do hope you're joking just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:16,
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surely I'd only need one just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:18,
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Can I havethe guess you don't use?
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Chrico is a bounder and a cad,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:20,
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you can have bothbut then I'll own your arse
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:22,
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Literally, or figuratively?Because arses take a lot of looking after, they're not just for Christmas
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:23,
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looking after isn't really on the top of my list
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:26,
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Oi!I only rent my arse. I'm not a bleedin' charity...
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:23,
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you'll be bleedin' soon/obvious
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:27,
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hahahahahaI feel really sorry for Darth... oh, and woo!
( PoorDoggie,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:09,
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that'll be right after wife swap*notes down*
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:13,
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you just havedidnt you feel it
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:15,
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I think you'll have to thrust a bit hardernext time
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:17,
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so thats what appreciation feels likenot to sure about the pain though, and the sore arse, i don't think its worth all the effort
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:17,
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I like thisone best of the series so far.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:38,
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I'm always late to the partybut I had to share my animal attack.
When I was young, I was visting the Berry Farm and they had a petting zoo. In that zoo was a cute little donkey. I had some donkey food, and as I was feeding him, he assumed that my arm was a carrot (I was quite small at the time). The bite marks were visible for hours. That jackass.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:03,
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When I was young, I was visting the Berry Farm and they had a petting zoo. In that zoo was a cute little donkey. I had some donkey food, and as I was feeding him, he assumed that my arm was a carrot (I was quite small at the time). The bite marks were visible for hours. That jackass.
I think your at the wrong party too!Question of the week brotha.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:04,
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this reminds me of the time i woke up in the toilet of a pub at 3ami didnt know where the fuck i was
( Cashy,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:04,
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Not as good as waking up in Cornmarket at 3 in the morning with no shoes
once my friend put a brick through the window of icelandand stole a bag of crisps. he almost did time for that one
( Cashy,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:07,
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THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I once cared when people threadwastered, but now I embrace their silliness, as it makes me feel clevererer.
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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:04,
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Summer Burn
As advertised in this week's newsletter, the Summer Burn 2005 struck me as a bloody good idea. So I'm just playing around with album cover and wallpaper ideas. (Wallpaper 800x600) (Wallpaper 1600x1200)
EDIT: I know there's space at the bottom, but that's for customizing; or icons; or whatever.
anything involving flying flatulent kittenscan't be all bad
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Shiksa,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:00,
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the summer burn link was purple for mebut I've never seen it before
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:03,
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Quick!Put your tin-foil hat on!
( Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:05,
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I loved that show/EDIT: You are talking about 'Tripods', Yeah?
Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:57,
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Well, either that or War of the Worlds...it works on so many levels*
*two
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:10,
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*two
but still they come... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:20,
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Isnae Halflife^2?I am going insane, thanks to finishing this game a few weeks back; paranoid in fact.
**
~~
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:14,
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**
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shut it fudgygo fluff some pillows :)
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:52,
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pfft that picture makes you look younger than me*stands on tip toes*
( Cashy,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:01,
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ha ha after all of this i'm fucking older than you*deep breath* YOU('RE) SHIT!
( eponymous Oh!,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:08,
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yeah ya legs! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:50,
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So that's what they mean by Ripped?Edit: Old joke, ignore if you've heard it:
Superman is flying throught the air when he spots Wonder Woman
sunbathing nude, he thinks 'Jeez, I wouldn't mind some Wonder Pussy'.
Then it occurs to him, he's Superman! He can fly in, have a quicky, then
fly off before Wonder Woman even knows what hit her! So he zooms in
at super speed, does a few super push-ups, comes, and zooms off!
Wonder Woman sits up and says 'What the FUCK was that!?'
The Invisible Man says 'I don't know, but my ass sure hurts!'
..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:08,
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Stella,same stuff as the cheap French 'bier' crap you get at tesco's, but with more 'Wife beating' alcohol. (Plus about %150 more expensive, one of the greatest rip-off's in the beer world)
/likes beer, makes beer, vomits stella
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:44,
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/likes beer, makes beer, vomits stella
Pretty much anywhere in Europe when I worked over thereif you walked into a bar and said 'a beer please' in whatever language
zone you where in (you learn the basics!) you got a Stella, for the
equivalent of about a pound a pint! This was about 8 years ago though,
but still, makes me laugh that it's considered 'posh' here!
(zone you where in (you learn the basics!) you got a Stella, for the
equivalent of about a pound a pint! This was about 8 years ago though,
but still, makes me laugh that it's considered 'posh' here!
..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:47,
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like all the continental beersi have lots of european friends and they laugh at our prices, and think the beer we sell from their countries tastes like piss.
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:50,
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I worked as a stocktaker, placed all over Europe, mainly working with Belgians, fun job!Once we got a job in Woolworths in London, I warned EVERYONE to
stock up on beer and smokes (they ALL smoked!) but they all were
derisive in a 'you English and your stupid obsessions' way. Then at the
end of the first working day, they were HORRIFIED when they went to
some cigs out of a pub machine, then DISGUSTED by the beer, then the
bar closed!! I sat there smiling saying 'Well, I DID warn you' smugly! :D
(stock up on beer and smokes (they ALL smoked!) but they all were
derisive in a 'you English and your stupid obsessions' way. Then at the
end of the first working day, they were HORRIFIED when they went to
some cigs out of a pub machine, then DISGUSTED by the beer, then the
bar closed!! I sat there smiling saying 'Well, I DID warn you' smugly! :D
..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:56,
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i think you will find we have to pay large amounts of money for any beerregardless of piss content
/holds bottle of stella proudly
(/holds bottle of stella proudly
Cashy,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:50,
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Not if you make your ownJust recently made 18 pints of real ale for less than a tenner ;¬)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:51,
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aye ive been meaning to do that for a whilegot the kit and everything, im just lazy
( Cashy,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:52,
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Make it with the grain, not the syrups and extracts.More hassle, more mess, but 500x tastier and much more satisfying as you can experiment more. Just made my third batch of 'Biohazard' honey beer. mmm,
(,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:54,
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now that does sound nicedo you think a beer made with grapes would taste nice?...i dont actualy, but would be interesting
( Cashy,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:58,
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hmm,small amounts might be nice. Some beers have fruit juicess added like passion fruit. I was toying with adding roast hazlenuts into a beer and calling it 'The squirrel's nuts'
(,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:00,
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only that adverts think it's poshi think it's pish
( eponymous Oh!,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:51,
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hahahi love drinking wifebeater it's the daddy!
/and i see a fellow leeds b3tan! there's bloody loads of us round here!
(/and i see a fellow leeds b3tan! there's bloody loads of us round here!
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:47,
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Ey up mate, eeh by gum n all that shite,Aye, Cross green here, Chavs a go-go and bars on the windows, it's SO friendly, you'll never want to go home!
( ..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:51,
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fuckin hell unlucky!i'm in the 'student' area of burley. but it's ok, i love leeds, i don't think i'll ever leave unless it's to work abroad. the nightlife, easy girls, cheap beer, good friends.... everything i need is here... :o)
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:54,
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It's not so bad here, this house was 24K 2 years agoit's worth 50k now, and you can STILL get em for about 20+. It's a scary
area, but it has it's plus points! I love Leeds mesen too, was in York
before and it's 'Yorkshire Metropolis' mentality drove me nuts. At least
it's got an unpretentious mentality round here and doesn't give you
London prices for half-arsed service! A new 3 bedroom 'Luxury
Apartment' in York can set you back a quarter of a million!
(area, but it has it's plus points! I love Leeds mesen too, was in York
before and it's 'Yorkshire Metropolis' mentality drove me nuts. At least
it's got an unpretentious mentality round here and doesn't give you
London prices for half-arsed service! A new 3 bedroom 'Luxury
Apartment' in York can set you back a quarter of a million!
..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:02,
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The only good thing about Cross Greenwas the car boot sale at the industrial estate.
But even that's shite now.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:58,
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But even that's shite now.
LOL!It's the only reason taxis know where I live! They don't speak English yet,
but they know the car boot sale! LOL!
(but they know the car boot sale! LOL!
..wil,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:04,
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Stella is not good, but its better than that piss water that is fosters mugatu,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:51,
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Q&D
geddit...?
pathetic eh?
beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:36,
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Oh noesShe's turned to the dark siede!
woo to the Delia btw, 'Let's be having you!' etc
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:38,
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woo to the Delia btw, 'Let's be having you!' etc
norwich IS the dark side*goes to kiss Ipswich Town FC shrine*
( PoorDoggie,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:53,
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such a sexy jaw he has.. almost like he`s permanently belming
( Reckless_Rik,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:14,
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haahaado brian kant next!!!
woo to pic btw
(woo to pic btw
Count Dante In Shocking 2-D,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:24,
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Holy crap they're good :DIt's like the last 38 years never happened, and i can pretend it's the summer of love again :P
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Dogme,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:49,
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He should probably get those front teeth seen to.Nice hair fractalisation.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:14,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Inside the factories. How do they really make X?"){kind=small}
*takes german child up chocolate chute*
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Sat 11 Jun 2005, 16:11,
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