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#
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:35, archived)
# Yes, it is
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It gets quite complex, the best way ive found is to create a whole range of character stances and save them as symbols. the above anim goes through "walking" "standing" and "stand confused"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Yeah - My one was a joke because its not really any harder doing that than doing a still
But I have done some quite complicated ones which have required symbols etc. My monkey-funk onw I was quite proud of, although it is actually just symbol loops.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:45, archived)
# This
is very true. But yours is great!

EDIT: Have an extremely rubbish animation I made for my 500th post.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Awsome.
TO THE MAX!

There was a guy called max steele at our school, which is a very cool name, except for the fact he was a cocky little shit
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:47, archived)
# haha yes, yes it is...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# I think something smells funny in here....
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(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:32, archived)
# oooh
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Cwoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:38, archived)
# oh? ozzy time!


Ozzy and Sharon on the couch
(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Well, I think it's funny.
Woo to you, Sir.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:01, archived)
# I'm happy
I at least didn't waste those 2 minutes of my life, at least someone liked what I did with it :-D
(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] A day at the office...

click for bigness =)
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Woo
ps. you can't spell Hillary
(Woody999, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:33, archived)
# So what?
Colin Powell can't even pronounce his own fucking name

edit: sorry dude, WOO!! to the pic! Good thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Yes I can!
*blushes, hurries off to FTP land to do something completely unrelated to changing compo entry's filename*
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Took me WAY too long.
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Madam President
Kate Winslet is our new President? Eh, Beats the Governator any day.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:06, archived)
# Kate Winslet?!
Would be fun to have a President whose tits most of the population could draw from memory =D
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:17, archived)
# OMG I got a signed photo


yes, very bad but i was bored
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:25, archived)
# haha
i find that amusing, morbo would agree
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:27, archived)
# I like the way they sign the hollyoaks omnibus on Sundays.
I'm sure the acting is just as good.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:28, archived)
# The fat bald guy that does some signing
that guy is amazing, he looks like he is really straining himself doing it
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:32, archived)
# Pffft
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:28, archived)
# haha !
sniggers
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:29, archived)
# the happy apple approves

and so do i! so woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Wayai man
that's fookin' ace, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:17, archived)
# Welcome to Ireland, home of the cryptic road sign...


(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:23, archived)
# *whirrr*
*grind*
...
*PING!*

ahahahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:25, archived)
# hehe
layby :p
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:26, archived)
# GAH!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:31, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:36, archived)
# I hear
the crack is massive!
oooer missus
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Say what you see
is it?

What's Mr Chips doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Ahhh
It's good, but it's not roight.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:47, archived)
# More to the point,
What's Mr Chips doing (with/to/on/at/in - please delete as necessary) my wife?

(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 20:06, archived)
# How do people understand him?
(I helped save b3ta! Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:14, archived)
# that be mighty fine!



have a wooyay
(Mr Sprinkles, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:16, archived)
# woo pic! but
is that ozzy or an ozzy lookalike? it's bugging me now
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Hmm....
...I really have not got a clue, I just typed Ozzy Osbourne into google images and this fellow appeared. I'm basically trying to say, "Blame google!"
(I helped save b3ta! Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:21, archived)
# here he comes


i have a small request: did anyone happen to save a copy of my fairy anim on the front page? I need to rehost it but i dont have the original on my computer at home...
edit: all fixed hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# it's a Mr Goober!!
We have one of those at work, but in green!
Excellent animation!
(Rhinne, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:53, archived)
# i'll mail it to you in a sec
... and done!
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:58, archived)
# aww cheers old bean
:)

sorry for using so much of your bandwidth by the way
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:04, archived)
# no prob!
that's what it's there for :) I just should have pruned old images a long time ago and eventually it all adds up to a stonking amount of traffic. Next month will all go smoothly.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:12, archived)
# aw that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:01, archived)
# ahh!
Hyper in firefox!!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:06, archived)
# haha!
boo-ya!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Noone could deny that little Steve often took things far too literally...
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(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Hahah!
Woo to you sir!
(Rhinne, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Arf!
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Cooo
That's flash!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:53, archived)
# *prepares the spanging iron*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:53, archived)
# heh heh heh heh
'tis truly a thing of wonder :) woo yay and a puddle of houpla
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:00, archived)
# erm
isnt that a bluetooth dongle not a flash memory stick?
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Shush!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Got this letter at work today.
Wha?!

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Construction plans here.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:37, archived)
# 10 million pounds for a jigsaw?
a crappy seeming jigsaw at that
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)
# not just £10,000,000
but also '4 or 5 peasant of takings'

Which he's scribbled out and corrected incorrectly to 'persent'
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:40, archived)
# 4 or 5 peasants would do me well
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:41, archived)
# I'd rather have the igloo.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:46, archived)
# as long as all the bricks were different couleurs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:47, archived)
# All the couleurs of the ranbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:48, archived)
# No!
Only as many colours as he has pencil crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Have you seen the amount you can get?
Those cheap packs have so many colours!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Haha
I find that concept immensely hilarious. Mind you, I am all caffeinated up and quite tired.

*beeps*
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# where do you work?
some sort of wank house?

"...after wich time..."
Snoffleburgers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)
# I wank
in a workhouse

If that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! heymister, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:43, archived)
# gosh!



*aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Well that's a neato what now right
(NoToRiouS, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:45, archived)
# shocking
some people! and that's some lovely handwriting!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:42, archived)
# I'd
buy one for a dollar?
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:42, archived)
# 2 FEET, 3 FEET, 4 FEET, etc, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:43, archived)
# you know
for kids
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:44, archived)
# fuck me
you've found England's most literate 11 year old. None of the rest even know how to hold a pen.

Whose idea was it for me to do teacher training?
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Do you want my project for a board game instead?
Cheaper. Only £100.

You can have it after I've handed it in for marking.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:48, archived)
# The piece's of puzzle brick's could be
differant coulor's.


Mnnnghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Patent It
Patent it hard
(Woody999, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# ha! I'm sure he wasn't serious
and doesn't have a lawyer
and won't sue the pants off you for putting all of this in the public domain without his express permission

ho ho (it doesn't possibly say 10,000.00 rather than 10,000,000?)

still how many toys can one sell these days?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# I wish I could post some of the letters I get at work.
But I'd get sacked. This letter is fantastic!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:31, archived)
# i dont really know how this came into my head
(thestonefox, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Mmmm...
...there's a whole glass of Jesus milk in every portion!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Melt it down
for jesus juice
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:37, archived)
# hahahaha
it's about time jesus got down with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Oh, Cheesus Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Cheezus
Cheese's of Nazareth
(Kaspar Hauser, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Wiki has an entry
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheeses...(of_Nazareth)
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Jesus' lightsabre's a bit droopy
oh it's a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:45, archived)
# It's Cheesus you fool!
My friends and I love Cheesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:47, archived)
# What would
Cheesus do?
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:47, archived)
# your own.
personal.
cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:48, archived)
# edam and eve?
just a thought.
(dinobiscuits, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:33, archived)
# dogbird
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:34, archived)
# hooray
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Animations
Does anyone know a free animation shop type thingy which I can download and make animations with?
Ta xxx
(felix-felicis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:31, archived)
# www.animation.com/dontdodrugscunto
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:32, archived)
# ps.
no
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:32, archived)
# try teh gimp
www.gimp.org

it`s full of leather-clad goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:33, archived)
# you can get one
Here
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Try The Gimp
http://www.gimp.org/windows/

It takes a bit of getting used to. Does the job, and costs nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:34, archived)
#
this is free. it would probably do the job.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:35, archived)
# does the job for me
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:37, archived)
# shit I can't believe I clicked that...
...what a twink. I'm a work aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:38, archived)
# could be worse
could have been www.lemonparty.org
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:40, archived)
# ahhhhh
I'm not that gullible.

But I still can't resist.

Noooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:41, archived)
# or
try here
(Londingham ., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:37, archived)
# My curiosity knows no bounds...
shit.

I'm like a child who's been put in a room with a big button that says "DO NOT PRESS".

(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)
#
...damn you
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)
# ALGLKJSF:SLDKJFSL!!!
no, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:49, archived)
# I think this episode is quite a collectors edition....
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:31, archived)
# subtle,
clever,

and he looks so smug about it too
(I helped save b3ta! heymister, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Martial arts are fun!
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(Sith_Lord_Cheese, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# damn
they're fast!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# That's because
They're flipping out...
Almost like... like... umm...

Much WOO to the pic!
(Dooley, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# .. real ultimate power?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Yeah.
Something like that. : )
(Dooley, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Is that where the word RUPtured comes from?
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)
# *thigh rubbery*
OoTips.org/rup.html

teh seXXXy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:24, archived)
# like a samurai?
edit: woo to that pic,^ up there.^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:17, archived)
# FINISH HIM!!!111!!!eleven!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Judo? I prefer Brazillian ju-jutsu.
I liked that site =D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:17, archived)
# 'Tis Akido.
(Sith_Lord_Cheese, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Bless you
*passes snot rag*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)
# It involves throwing.
Therefore in my mind it is Judo.

Though the clothes are different.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:25, archived)
# How many is a Brazilian?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)
# *sniggers*
*whistles Brazil theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:23, archived)
# 1 obviously
.. well a Brazilian has always looked like a 1 to me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Soory, silly joke in my inbox today:
Bumfelt says to bush that 3 Brazilians soldiers have been killed.
Bush gets all upset.
Bumfelt & co. amazed that he is so upset.
Bush looks up and says "How many is a brazillion?"
Reader of email rolls on the floor laughing.

and pfft for your pube joke
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha not a bad joke at all
I shall force that one on the missus
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:15, archived)
# haha
i do martial arts, and i can attest that this is what actually happens
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)
# LAY-XER EYEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)
# CONZUME THE SNAX
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:25, archived)
# CUNTING VICTORY!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:28, archived)
# TO THE PISSING SKY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:28, archived)
# POST IT YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:29, archived)
# you`ll get me in trouble.. I posted them this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:32, archived)
# FUCKING YES!
PEOWM!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:35, archived)
# 2 + 3


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:37, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE AIRTOSS!!!
*hugs Piggy O' Twat
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:38, archived)
# agreed
best comic strip ever!

more please itv
(thestonefox, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Aikido..
..Rocks
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:23, archived)
# in some sort of celebration of my 3000th post

*blush* :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:00, archived)
# congratulations
Have a link to a funny news article involving a man and a horse
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# thankyou
very much appreciated.
and what a lovely heart warming story it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Jesus,
it'd nearly reach his fucking heart.

*hopes it didn't*

I'm amazed that 20 US states consider buggering fauna to death acceptable, yet doggy style sex is illegal in 7 states.

Yanks are shit aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# doggy style is considered a step away from homosexual relationships
american's in obviously an overgeneralised statement are homophobic, hence they dislike the idea of this

but yes, they are stupid cunts
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# True story:
When I were a wee'un my parents had a half-way house, so loads of cons came out of the nick and stayed with us.

We had an assassin, a few bank robbers and stuff, good lads most of them.

Anyway, one time me old man goes off to court with one of the lads and they are waiting for his case to be called (it's a simple "we'll have the case in 4 weeks time, fuck off 'till then" style affair) and there's this farmer in there for fucking sheep.

He's happy to admit to it, so it's over pretty quickly and they set a date for the trial, but as they are leaving the QC asks a question, just as a metter of interest, like, questioning the farmer as to the sex of the beasts.

Despite having just admitted to shagging sheep, the farmer is incenced by this and leaps from the dock and makes a brave bid to get to the beak's throat, all the while shouting, "You calling me a fucking queer?".

True story, thought I'd share it with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Pffft.
"bizarre case of bestiality"

It's only bizarre because he died. Normally, though...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:12, archived)
# People should stick to their own species more often.
It's probably how the first STD's got introduced.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# how did he die?
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Clearly either fucking or being fucked by a horse.
I bet it trod on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hmmmmmm?
Is that for real, or one of those "joke" websites where anyone can post supposed "news"? If it's real, that "journalist" is, well, not very good. There are numerous spelling msiteaks, unproper useage of the grammar, phrases such as "they told me they were freaked out" and, well, it doesn't even explain how the bloody pervery died. I'm still trying to find the graphic content that the disclaimer warned me about!!!
(RiverChelt, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)
# ...
While I can't verify that the gent really did croak it making sweet love to a horse, I can tell you KOMO News is legit, just really, really stupid (typical American news outlet). And I've been to Enumclaw - 'tis full of scary Washington state hillbilly folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Congrats!
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Ooh
that's festive!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# woooooo!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Huzzah!
Good going!
/Mind if I add you on messenger?
(Dooley, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# go for it
i'm terribly sociable - as long as i'm not being totally lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Ooh ooh
me too?
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Marking off how many days late she is?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# well matured ham
ready for the touching
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Can I steal a copy of this?
*has*

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Pffft
;^)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Mmm
and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# ni-hi-hing
just waiting on a cow-orker to finish up.. he`s bringing me along to some kind of "business opportunity" which to me sounds like "pyramid scheme"

little does he know I have fuck all money
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Nor me.
I am feeling insecure in my job, my car needs replacing (Lady Manley seems intent on spawning another little sod and I need more seats, I currently only have 3 and she has to sit in the boot), I am broke and I turned down the perfect job last month because they couldn't pay me enough.

Fuck - 16k could well be better than fuck all. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)
# aye I figure I`ll see what it`s about.. it`s probably delivering Kleeneze catalogues or something
my boss`ll be leaving soon I think (sneaky secret phonecalls, etc.) and I`m not cleaning up the mess, so I plan to announce my departure 5 minutes after he does.. if he does

.. "just for the laugh", like
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:27, archived)
# You said about this last night.
Interestingly, at my last place, my boss handed in his notice the day after me.

And is now my co-worker somewhere else.

As a point of honour I should point out (even though he isn't a b3tian) that he is a LOT better at his job than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:35, archived)
# when come back
bring pyramid
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:22, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Hooray!
Do you feel imprisoned by b3ta?
/psychiatrist
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# i cant leave
i just cant leave....ever! :')
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# are you so drunk that you have to hold on to the wall? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:05, archived)
# hahahaha...
yes...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# always
that or smacked out on crack
/kate moss
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# at least Pete can grab a guitar and sing "smack my bitch up" and mean it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:12, archived)
# LOLGEOGRAPHY
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# don`t know much about history
don`t know much about injecting teh smack into my bloodshoot eyeballs and making them expand to twice their size, which I find strangely erotic


.. good song that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# I'll have you know...
That "Smack My Bitch Up" is the harrowing tale of canine heroin addiction. Pffft.
(Dooley, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# canine heroin
best of all the dog-based drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# that reminds me of Brass Eye
with the dog doing the drugs and the owner taking all of the "good" side effects
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Hurray!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Congrats!
I have a mere 480, and I'm here twice as long :S
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Congratulatrons!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Checks profile..
Well helloooooo ;-)
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# oh!
was ever a hussy so brazen? :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Forgive me..
I've a thing for coloured in girls.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:22, archived)
# you should see the 1983 Barbie annual
god she`d get it... rough.. from Ken
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:28, archived)
# errr...
..do we know each other? Just curious like.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Grats!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Many combolations, Elizagerth!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Well done lassie!
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# hooooraaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:24, archived)
# so Gerry, are you sure this is what those nice men from the IRA meant
when they said they wanted us to carry on the stuggle without our arms?

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Arf!
And double arf, for your username.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# ty
every body should hate broccoli.
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha
I`d like to see Gerry and Muppet_Mouth have a fight.. using just kickery
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)
# And the new face of Cillit Bang is...


WOGAN!
(Dooley, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:48, archived)
# The big bad...
I said no!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:49, archived)
# What?
(Dooley, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Stop it
and tidy up.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)
# GET TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:56, archived)
# don't do that
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)
# ...
/can't remember any more names
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:01, archived)
# Go and play
...with his favourite toy
(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Bee Quiet
and

Bee-Have!

/is really sad and bought the DVD a little while ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Nice :)
The Trap Door and Terrahawks DVDs, are on my 'To Buy' list. If only i could stop wasting money on stupid things like petrol, food, clothes, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# I like the naughtys
Oh and the two Bees, Bee-quiet and Bee-have

I've got the whole series on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)
# No,
I like it this way...







Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Hurrah for Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)

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