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# Geek Valentines Day Card
(bigkyri, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)
# pffft
I ph34r j0r 1337 sk1llZ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Well I cheated a bit
got the idea from Kontrband.com
(bigkyri, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)
# I thought I might have seen something similar
but it's okay, I've been writing html all day and my necks hurts

only 5 more websites to go...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:09, archived)
# yeah seen it before
but nice execution
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM>, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Like this?
T-Shirt!

Sorry!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)
# mm spectrum font

*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:12, archived)
# I love
this one especially after finishing this 17 language portal
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:18, archived)
# Been working on double-byte character sets here so I feel your pain!
Might have to get the sticker for my cube... :)
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Love it!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com


Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Ace pic to the pair of you
what the frig is that thing though?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Gir
from invader zim.

he's great. A robot alien dressed as a dog.
i got a keychain plushie thing of him for christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)
# haha
*notes down for february*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)
# first post.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
first attempt at using paintshop, so be nice.
(idioteque., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:01, archived)
# yay!
jokes are better than technique!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Haha! Chucklesome.
Woo! and Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)
# when I see his name
I always think of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)
# I remember the Henry Rollins bit
"your body grows feeble and you don't feel young any longer. You arrived in Eric Clapton town".
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Henry rollins scares me
he starts off this skinny punk guy and now his neck is as wide as my leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:07, archived)
# met him once
his head barely reached my ninnies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)
# saw him at Download doing a talking set
really funny guy
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)
# hehe
aww, dont fret
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)
# put a capo on it!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)
# i felt obliged to contribute,
this challenge really struck a chord with me.....



(idioteque., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:48, archived)
# reminds me of the 4rthur link
While my guitar beeps
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Haha!
Good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:04, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Hooray hooray!
And hooray once more!

It's a lovely first post and the seams are endearing. Also it's a different take on the compo to most entries. So, to conclude....

SMART!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)
# cheers!


i've got loads of ideas, so if everone doesn't mind a healthy dose of slapdashery in the challenges i'll be contributing a bit more from now on.
(idioteque., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# took me a second
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)
# oooh - anti alias paint
useful
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Maybe it's Paint.NET?
PAINT (with anti-aliasing capability)!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:58, archived)
# it`s weird
people moan about downloading java but don`t yap at having to download the .net framework, which will be bundled with windows by default
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Both are becoming necessary evils
Java causes temporary browser hangs whilst loading on my PC, but other than that I can live with it.
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:04, archived)
# aye that`s a fair point
applets were doomed the minute sites with "learn Java in 10 minutes! make a picture have a wavy reflection!" appeared
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)
# s'quite good that
downloaded it t'other day
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)
# what the fuck now?
------------------------
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Free upgraded version of Paint
Microsoft approved, for better or worse. Has some nice addtional features other than AA.

Not advertising, just saying!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Wooooo!
And yay for ripply bits around the handles. Like that LOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# pfft
you loon - hurry up with my cuppa! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Psoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)
# me dinnae gerrit
ris?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)
# The text says 'it is thet vere spun mennis'.
Don't tell me you've not seen Spoon Menace on Rathergood.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# I've never even seen a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)
# There is no spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# There's no what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)
# It's like 10000 foons when all you need is a spork
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# who did you used to be?
before the kerazey name business.

Edit: checks profile - there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Dances with Wilfs
though I've been many names... I originally signed up as Spudmonkey though
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)
# that makes sense now
as I have read your profile before, but you weren't spudmonkey then

I remembered the piccy of the girl with a bike in her bum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)
# cant say as i have
and doesnt look like i'm the only one that dinnae gerrit.

ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# ^this!^
www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Where the shuddering fuck does it say ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)
# it doesn't
that's the entire point i think
(Azzek!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Needs more sporks...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# *awaits the mandatory strikethrough*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# awww.......
.....damnit....the season of good-will is getting to me.....

HUMBUG!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# aww, cuddil!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# HAIRSNIFFER!

will there be an alternate reality pic where Kat and Scarlett did kiss under the miseltoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:41, archived)
# There might be.....
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)
# is it in the special files?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Right here:
Alternate Ending
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Haha, go pip go!
btw, can i send some cash for a copy?
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)
# indeed.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# It must be christmas!

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# phwoar!!
they are really going at it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:14, archived)
# ....
....were you hoping for something more subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:15, archived)
# more romantic

not really! Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:19, archived)
# ^^ this!
And then some!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Nothing quite like a snuggle at christmas
God! I am a lonely sad bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)
# *points*

*points some more*

*gets other people to come and join in the pointing*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# *joins in*
*point*
*point*
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)
# pointspointspointspointspointspointspointspointspoints
pointspointspointspointspointspointspoints like a raving mongtard.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# *pokes*
*nudges*
*points*




*hugs in a manly way*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:00, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)
# *gets a big pointy stick*
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# *pokes*
www.b3ta.com/board/5445975
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:00, archived)
# *points also*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)
# she has no tail!
What a freak
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)
# *jealous*

*jealous woo* woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# lully.

and not a furry in sight, see you can do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# I never said I couldn't.
People just kept asking for SA characters.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)
# people also keep asking for sexy nuns
but i don't see you drawing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:50, archived)
# this with bells on
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)
# I don't know, if you look closely, there is fur....
..or is that a Beaver?

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# oh you

*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# *bleeds from pun-wound*
/ac
(Azzek!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# hairy pun wound?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# it's lovely
but this sort of thing reminds me of someone who chose someone else over me and then i have to watch her life going into the proverbial toilet, all while being too polite to say "i told you so"
(Azzek!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# haha
yeah, livejournal it!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# fuck no
my life is great, my job rocks, and I'm managing just fine without all the girl-stuffs at the moment (just would have been nice if the most recent instance of this aspect turned out a little better).
(Azzek!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# I can only admire the good sense
of women who dumped me...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# you have habits huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# He is a sexy nun?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)
# *lifts hem of habit*
*winks suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Whilst that is awsome
it makes me miss my ex a bit - she was a six foot indie chic, who looked and sounded a bit like lauren laverne but with shorter black hair

BTW, anyone else been listening to the lovely lauren in the mornings? makes a change to have a sexy DJ rather than a bloody comedian to wake up to
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:54, archived)
# no her geordie voice grates on me.

and to her googly eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Sexy geordie voice = oxymoron

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:03, archived)
# I used to live in Newcastle.
Thought the birds looked nice.....but then they talked.
Good looks mean nothing unless you can string a sentence together.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Could be worse
I have had to concentrate so hard not to laugh after a girl said something sexy/dirty to me in the bedroom.


She was from Birmingham.

I wunt chow in muy
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:10, archived)
# indeed

like that blond one out the sugarbabes, she looks nice enough but then she opens her mouth and out pours a liverpool accent.

most off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:10, archived)
# that is the worst
that accent could put me right of someone
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:22, archived)
# tell that to posh spice
she fell for it
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)
# She am from Sunderland
Sexy geordie mackem voice = oxymoron
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Anything north of say, Oxford sexy voice = oxymoron

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)
# That's right
Cos there's nothing sexier than a whining southern sloanie eh? Or a lovely Essex accent?

Nob.

I'm just grumpy cos it's 4.20 on a Friday and I'm still working

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Evesham?

Cambridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)
# true
*is northern*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Women
with a northern irish accent

=

instant horn
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:23, archived)
# It's true
Especially when they're saying, "There's a bomb", or "This is a coded warning".

*fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:31, archived)
# Dara o'Brien
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Posh girls = sexy
anything else thats not too heavy an accent = sexy.

Scottish = very sexy

Glaswegian (not incomprehensible glaswegian, normal glaswegian) = *stains*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:25, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Lovely, but
has she got the 'Love Is...' face?
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:12, archived)
# Not on glassco.cx, it should have been
I guess it has to be admitted that vikings rawk *almost* as much as pirates.

www.abacuscreativemanagement.com/artists/trussell/videos/video3.htm
(Azzek!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# It is brilliant!
not sure if its GC - it has been on that other place tho
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:41, archived)
# I hadn't seen it
but now I'm glad I have. It's like Yellow Submarine for the mashup generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# You are Terry Gilliam
AICMFP
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# heh
this one is particularly gilliamesque...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)
# It's the doom wall!
*goes nuts*
(Azzek!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# is that
what the wall off knightmare was called?

none shall pass
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:47, archived)
# 'feed my knowledge, or i feed on you'
FALSEHOOD!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:13, archived)
# sure it was
Grantias

granit ass
(unlawful odour i dunno..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:20, archived)
# WOOPLA!

that am your bestest yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Brilliant!
thake that postie!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:42, archived)
# i just spent 3 hours (yes honestly) working on a new anim
only to decide it was crap. my hummus is lost.

this has made me chuckle. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# aww dear
done that a few times myself. Sometimes the ideas are flowing and other times you have to wait for the right picture to come along.

i'm pretty sure yours were some of the anims that inspired me to join in though
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# haha such kind words
i think my hummus may be down the back of the sofa...either that or the kids have broken a bit off and hidden it from me!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)
# they might have nicked your hummus batteries
for the tv remote
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# crackin' stuff
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:14, archived)
# OMG
Its the monster out of Nightmare!
(Shadowman, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 10:46, archived)
# OMG that would of been so useful!!!!!eleven!!11
I am pissed off, asked someone to pick a special delivery mail thingymagig after I was out yesterday to recieve. They went as it closed (surprise) this is after I tell them the closing time about 5 times. I can't remember the last time they surprised me by doing something right and making me happy!

I don't know what it is, I hope for some threadless t-shirts (crimbo pressies) or vodafone stuff. (but warning to everyone vodafone is shit, customer services are really bad, I just put down £100 deposit only then later recieving email to say I won't get my phone/new contract for another fortnight! (btw vader is also crying cause vodafone are total cunts!!!)

/rant over
/up dosage

p.s I hate everyone now apart from the lovely slightly deranged b3ta people! :D
(irkenny, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Help...
I have found a lovely nifty little bit of code that allows the user to change the background colour in a browser instantly. It works lovely in IE but I'm buggered if it'll work in Firefox, has anyone got any ideas they might be able to give me without killing me?

also

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# what about the Edit CSS extension for firestoat?
quite handy that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# I am a big fan of that extension but
What I mean is I have a drop-down on a pgae I'm doing that allows the visitor to choose a colour and bob's you uncle, the BG changes. This drop-down doesn't work in Firefox :(

Most vexing
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:41, archived)
# sounds like a normal css switcher to me
check www.alistapart.com, there were like three of those there.

Alternatively, let me do one. Back in a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:45, archived)
# you can do that with bog standard html and a little bit of javascript
`tis quite easy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# this
www.zen32721.zen.co.uk/bgchange.html

does the trick. Pretty useless though, as it doesn't store the setting.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Sorry - clueless
Excellent emo card tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I once did a birthday cake with
"Happy birthday, You're adopted!" on it - but I'm buggered if I can find it now...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:44, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Actually no,
But exactly the same joke...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:55, archived)
# that one is not my work
But seen it around, seems to be an oldie
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:56, archived)
# all the best jokes appear here first ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:06, archived)
# and second
and third...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)
# <a onClick="body.bgColor = 'green'">Click to change colour</a>
works for me.
(edit: in Firefox.)
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Works for me too,
But not in Firefox... :(
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# it should work
try using <a href="#" onClick="body.bgColor='#FF0000'; return true;">make it red</a>
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)
# return false
return true sends the clicker to the top of the document, and that is nothing you want. The example above could also be backed up with a server side thingy for the non-javascript peeps.

Or you can add a cookie function to store the choice = sexy (or not).
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:02, archived)
# yeah do it server side
one thing I`ve learned is never to trust browser capabilities
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] OK, it's not a picture,
but I just did this using 3 pans, a collander and a pair of chopsticks. A sort of tribute to Steve Reich's phase music stuff.
Reich Pudding - about 4 minutes of tinking and tonking
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:30, archived)
# it`s like the whole Killing Fields soundtrack
PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# huzzah for you and your pans, and indeed mr reich!
(slightly biased praise: i got something out of the library the other week as some of the pieces were listed as having upward of 50 flowerpots on them! imagine that!)
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# More odd music on B3ta, please!
This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:49, archived)
# I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:01, archived)
# time for more of this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:27, archived)
# dinosaurs having sex
and i thought they wouldn't have enjoyed it so much
(The Director of Directing, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:30, archived)
# especially since they didn't have any willies
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:33, archived)
# how did they sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# with
appliances
(The Director of Directing, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# the correct response was
'terrible'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)
# or alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Modern reptiles are indeed cockless
but dinosaurs were hung like 20ft tall donkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:38, archived)
# those are the fossils they keep hidden
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:59, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)
# yeah, come on baby, yeah etc
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] pretty sure it's already been done
(The Director of Directing, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:27, archived)
# a few times I think
but yours is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:27, archived)
# I for one did it yesterday
*sighs*

but nice image sourcing

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:28, archived)
# mmm curried lizard
put lizard in de coconut
you drink `em boat up
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:28, archived)
# lizard vomit?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Paella Lizard?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:39, archived)
# and not only that...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:01, archived)
# I'm sorry...
I was just reading the newsletter and did this

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Original here www.olympic.org/uk/passion/collectors/object/index_uk.asp?ObjId=46
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:25, archived)
# A-Team briefs?
caw caw!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Ha ha!
I see what you have done there

beaver ....

WY
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:31, archived)
# I'm nothing, if not predictable!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# sits and wait's for you to do something unpredictable
and watches as you vanish in a puff of logic.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:57, archived)
# A minge joke!
Best sort of joke for a friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:52, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Nicely Done though,
Woo!

Arf!

I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:21, archived)
# I used to
drive a Triumph Herod! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:22, archived)
# I love the added photoshop lens flare!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:29, archived)
# yay


(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:24, archived)
# hahah
great
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:26, archived)
# hehehe!
Nice Pootling there Doc!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:27, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:29, archived)
# In Holland...
I pop to the supermarket to buy...

(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:12, archived)
# *buys 100*
*sells at £5 each*
*profits*

*w00s*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:13, archived)
# distinct lack of Stimo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Indeed...
I can ammend! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:14, archived)
# And
hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:16, archived)
# *raises handbag to chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:17, archived)
# *gooses*
(Manatee Fondler, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:18, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# *says "ooooOOOOoooo"*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:19, archived)
# !
I was thinking that, but didn't know how to put it into words.

So I didn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:26, archived)
# There seems to be a common misconception
about the legality of drugs here. o_O
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:14, archived)
# I am here...
I am in the Hauge.

Past Hoopdorft.. then Delft, Never go to HollandSpeil (sp!) ;)

Decriminalised... OK ?
(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:15, archived)
# you are a Serbian war criminal
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Nope..
But work with ppl to whom worked on the trials! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:19, archived)
# um
I thought Acid was illegal!

It is cannabis that is decriminalized.

[And it is Hoofddorp]
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Hey!
I can't spell in English.
Can't be expected to do well with a Language with NO VOWELS! :)

Yeah LSD still illegal, but hey.. what can you do.?
(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:21, archived)
# I spose Holland did have one fantastic idea
round up all the nutters and ship them of to South Africa
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Dutch has lots of vowels
They are just un-pronouncable.

I mean "Spui" how the hell do you say that?

Far worse than the dreaded G [Which I always pronounce like teh word Ghay!]
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I read that as
"It is cannibalism that is decriminalized"
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:23, archived)
# you mean it's not?
*stops chewing on a colleagues leg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Only in the Royal Navy
But it's strongly discouraged.

(sorry, reference to old Monty Python sketch)
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Hmmm
You have been to the same restaurants as me ...
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:28, archived)
# maybe not
it could just be a new marketing campaign from new wave drug dealers
(Azzek!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

Website|Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Respect....
I like.

Cum on Feel My Melonz.
(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Come on feel Savoys
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Cum on Feel Some Boys
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:12, archived)
# aah Salad
Marijne, where are you know?

Mmm ..... Diminished Clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:13, archived)
# She was rather nice
The music was good too, but I may have just wanted it to be...

/edit: ooh, just found this

www.cowboyracer.com/
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:25, archived)
# she is here
in a new band www.cowboyracer.com/

//edit: you ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Soz
must have been doing synchronized googling.

I still like her voice.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Dave hill is a twunt
He was very rude to me in a Spar... I didn't even know who he was until my friend told me.
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Whenever I think of Slade
it's always the Reeves and Mortimer sketch that appears in my head
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:25, archived)
# There is a band called Salad I used to listen to
in the 90s.

see this link: www.music.com/release/drink_me/2/

(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks to the lovely Pachey for the hummus


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:07, archived)
# That's fucking ace
You even used the right set!
(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha I rike that!
Woo yay houpra!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Hehehe.
me velly velly likee!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:14, archived)
# lacking masons
but high in hummus. w00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:16, archived)
# It's been a tough year for teh Blessed
So he's having to take all the work he can find
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Lord Of The Dunce, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:07, archived)
#


"SO LITTLE BOYYYYYY! HAAAVE YOU BEEEEN GOOOOOOD?!"



/cries
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:20, archived)
# ...
HO HO HO!

no h1? hmmmm, just move your head close to the screen and pretend
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Rudolph!
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:51, archived)
# 100% free of monkeys
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue209/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:05, archived)
# "I like this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:05, archived)
# ^this
(The If has remembered this site., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:06, archived)
# hehehe
you would! :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Pfft!
The Rap Battle is awesome!

It's everything 8 Mile should have been!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:13, archived)
# not even 1?
aww
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Yay!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:05, archived)
# YAY!

but you're meant to post a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:05, archived)
# i demand monkeys!
(Azzek!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
It's that time of the week (and I am virtually alone in the office too - yay!)
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:06, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:08, archived)
# yay!
And now I am going home!
Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Huzzah!
cheered up my sicko Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:07, archived)
# dammit
I don't get teased in this one! Get me another!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:09, archived)
# heh
I quite liked you not bothing to write that bit. It amused me to write something completely irrelevant to the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Glad to be of service
I logged into my Yahoo mail after reading that and saw Fraser's email asking me for comments :P
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha "rapin"
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Hoorah!
* makes a fresh cup of tea and settles down to look for puns *
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:12, archived)
# yaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyay
yaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyay
yaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyay
yaywoowooyay
yaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyay
yaywoowooyay
yaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyay
yaywoowooyayyaywoowooyayyaywoowooyay....ahem....houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Aah, I'd forgotten it was Friday.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Brave but obligitory response number 32 (and probably been done)
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:28, archived)
# thanks for the benny hill / passion link
now I know I'm never going to see that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:31, archived)
# in that stelios kenival game
why isnt the stelios character a fat bastard like in real life?
(Lord Of The Dunce, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:37, archived)
# A Horsquirrel


Only 3 pints at lunchtime... Fleet St isnt what it used to be
(Harry Monk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:01, archived)
# you only had three pints and saw a squirrel with a horses head?
lightweight


/is a lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:04, archived)
# i must be a featherweight then
(Azzek!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:05, archived)
# bantam weight
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:08, archived)
# I only had two pints
but I fucking love you. You're like, like, the best. I fucking love you.
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:05, archived)
# I had two as well
you fucking poof

*starts fight*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:08, archived)
# *fetches handbag*
*swings*

I fucking looooove you
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I had a wine gum
*tries to poledance*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:09, archived)
# you fucking poof

*starts fight*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:11, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:21, archived)
# blimey that`s a bit "in yo face"
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Is it a horsquirrel?


Or a Squorse?


Either way, saddle her up. WoooOOOOo
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:22, archived)

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