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# ___
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
#
p
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
#
etc.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# t
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# we've all moved on - its whales now
where have you been?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Fake
no water ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Woo!
What OS is that?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Anything worth doing is worth doing well...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# pfft!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Even God touches.
See, it is truly great.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# God is everywhere.
And that includes up my arse. And yours.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# And well done
that is.

Though I prefer meat not overcooked.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# nicely
shopped!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Unexpected Discharge.
NSFW.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# most woo
very sexy
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# This
Very.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *snorts*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Nasal sex?
Fuck knows.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# nothing to do with sex
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# that's
NSFK.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:13, archived)
# pfft
you said discharge.

Great pic as per usual

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Woo!
Ace!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# haha!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# very... attractive, but i'm a tad confused
A whole basket full of mayo? what is this place?!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# What?
You've never seen a basket full of sachet sauces at a pub? Tomato, tartar, BBQ, brown, salad cream, mayo, etc?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# never mayo...
all the others, but never have i crossed a mini mayo thing.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Might I suggest you enjoy dinner at your local Harvester this evening...
... or any pub-like food chain place.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# did that for lunch today
i don't think we get the mini mayo things in this country... at least, not at the places i like to go for food
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# they have them everywhere in the UK
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:57, archived)
# arf!
as usual

woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# That's absolutely fantastic
You have raised the bar once again sir!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Aaargh
how dare you.
My laptops broke so i only have access at work!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:48, archived)
# (It's not actually NSFW)
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Good Noon b3ta


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha h aha, and VERY nicely executed, sir!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# It's not execution,
it's slaughter.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# like a lamb to the slaughter...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# i especially
like the flashing of lights
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# No whale...
Thanks funk for that
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# You know
it's actually a species of dolphin
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Pfft!
You loon!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Bernard's expression says it all
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Hah, marvellous.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# that plod wagon is
an evo!

and woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# heeheehee
*clickityclick*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Beautiful :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Loon
Have a book on how to get rid of unwanted presents
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I like this
that is all
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Nice flashing lights
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Muchly woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Re: Whale spotted on Thames


Edit: That will learn me to scroll before I post.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Cor!
Ace!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# scroll down
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# And then what?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Oh, has it bindun . . . ?

Oh yes, only thirty-fecking-thousand times . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# sorry to offend
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# no, I was actually being sarcastic to Mr. Magnum
although I do know it's difficult when you're shopping to keep an eye on what's been posted . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# or actually work?
/friday afternoon
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# w . . . wo . . . What?


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# fuck knows
I have learnt to skive in german as well
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Why don't you fuck off?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# His hand is glued to the mouse
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# That's no mouse . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# because I'd miss you

*blows kiss*


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# now then,
don't be rude.



cunt.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# no need for that
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# no
I deserved it really . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Where's teh Qu0?

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# wot no
helicopter?
or does a whale make do with a boat?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Coming Soon to Channel 5:
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Supoib!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Who's the one on the left?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# C'est Bush
non?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Ah!
I thought that Hamtoucher and Despot were mutually exclusive, but it seems not.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# wee.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Fkin have it with the Proclaimers..... tough bastards

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# gusset
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# begging for a bit of
cock
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Mouths to suck
willies by....

Andy williams classic
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# i don'tunderstand
but laughed anyway -- heheh Gusset
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Number 26 for Redsushi



(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# A pearoast Sir!
Not like you.

edit/ aah, a mere mix up with the files, eh!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# What ARE you rambling about you drug crazed MONGTARD!
yeah . . . sorry


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# hee hee!
you were quick to rectify the situation.

Woo to your bean, I was too quick to mocha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!

I thought you were (Colom)bian a bit mean!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# pftt
A great Blend' of creativity and wit.

Gold' star
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# a ground-breaking post


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# coffee bean!
score!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *DING!*


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# how rude
it looks a bit like lady bits...*



*if you squint and have been on a 12 hour kiaora binge
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# you and your Kerazzey Kia Ora!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# ah well
i have some garlic butter and choco brownies here... can't eat them all
help yourself
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# arf!
woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# *flicks*
what a lovely bean
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Pfft!
Thank you Mr the Hat!

I accept all responsibility for this!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# *bows*
welcomes!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Waggons Roooollllllll.....!!!

Predictable....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# nicely done
apart from the lack of helicopter
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# They should have shot willy in the first ten minutes
Stupid fucking whale
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *molests*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# nice 1
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# curvy 8
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Boring 16515468
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# WOO! on a theme...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Genius!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
v good
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# haha!
excellent :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# This is your life


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Jerk. Jerky Jerky Jerk.


You stupid Jerk

I think I can guess which actor he is
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Cory Feldman
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# _sigh etc.tm
After attacting her mate with gifts of fish, bananas and fire engines, the females utters the wibble call and mating can then take place


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# C'est tres bizzarre
mait bon
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# My TV has a flush on it...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# ha ha
the next development in TV that is truly necessary
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
#
I could use one of those...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# brillaint
*clocks*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# ah ah
Make sure you wipe the sides after you use it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Oh, I gots to get me one of those
Fab stuff!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Reminds me of something...


Yes, it's Avril Latrine
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Suddenly, winning didn't seem like such a good idea...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# hahah
*gets it*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# arf!
and happy B3taday!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!

Have this!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Ooh lordy.
That's shocking even for you!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Thass an oldie, that one
Last Valentine's day


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# how romantic
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ha ha
fantastic

*awaits other ages
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Big Arf!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha!
nice and woosome!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Heh a proper Doctor Who geek gag!
and happy b3rthday, sir!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# lol
happy b3taday
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!!
Woo to you sir!!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Hah!
Excellent

Congrats on the FP too.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# i'm sure you've posted this before.
;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
#
i care not for this piffle


*100% Lie, woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo! again . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Yay!
top work again
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# super
duper
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Pfffft!
REAL!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I came here just on the off-chance
someone had posted this.

You did not disappoint.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# glad to be of service, Doc
I hope you are well, haven't seen you on for a while
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Fair-to-middling
Just been doing low-level lurking lately. But I am still here.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
In the words of our Lord and Master Tony the Tiger, "Thats grrrrreeat!"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Yay!
I was waiting for that! I said something similar on talk a little while ago..

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
most excellent!
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# pleasure
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# quickly resress the pleaseure/pain balance
with a picture of pain.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# that is one big
smile he's got
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# best magenta cock ever.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# praise of the highest order.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# nice one!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# A little message of love...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Hooray!
Hello all.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
brilliant !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# andrew could have taken the news a little better
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
a friend told me that her bloke was going to be a father, so I said "whos the mother"

She was not amused.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# did she tell you in the end
or is it still a secret?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# heh
she told me
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Bloody hell.....
....that was quick.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# gestation period for donut headed fish people is very quick.

you would have learned that in school if you weren't bunking off all the time.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# "Philip! stop doodling and pay attention. This is Science!"
*dances*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# heh
TJ: I can not see how any woman would allow this dodgy looking geezer to poke around with their, ahem, 'plumbing' news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/4630690.stm
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# is he corgi registered?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# He look like Stato
EDIT: I was going to change that but it reminded me of that stereotypical red indian fellow from the Beano?

What was he called?

EDITx2:Little Plum, which if I am honest is a name that slightly bothers me...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# little plum
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Huzzah!

YMCYFP
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I never bunked off school....
....I very nearly took it over. Another month and I would have overthrown the headmaster. ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN MINE!!!!....

....but then I had to go to college.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
semi-autobiographical?

BTW his g/f's head seems to be solid . . .

Woo!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# she has hair
so you can't see all the way through.

i though about that, but it wasn't the intention when i started drawing these yesterday.

and i was as happy as could be when i found out.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Hehehe!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# she has hair
so the hole is actually there
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# he looks very happy to me
He will have to become Andrew the doughnut-headed fishman
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Pilot whale???


news just in : marine experts say whale may be confused...(on bbc six news...)

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Do you think he swam to the Thames
on porpoise?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# whale never know

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Maybe he just did it for the
halibut?





( Sound of barrel being scraped )
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# fk me steve
plagiarism!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# You need special sperm-its to swim up the Thames...
...and orca-nising them is difficult.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Can't kipper
breast of these puns
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Are you trying to make a Minky of me
or should I just turn the air blue?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# No
Just taking the Pisces
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Will he swim back out to sea?
only tidal tell.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# ooh - he shrank
Alice-In-Wonderland stylee
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# I hope
it's a sperm whale, just so we can hear it said by serious journalist and giggle like school kids
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# They're having enough trouble
with him strafing the Houses of Parliament.
He's a fighter pilot whale
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# ..

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Corky Martin
with his head stuck in some railings!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Ricky Martin
with his hed stuck in some railings
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Martin Fowler
with his shed stuck in some railings
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Starvin Martin
in a spaceship...

bindun?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Robbie Fowler (either one)
With his cock stuck in some railings
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# a whale in London
touching the ham
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# We could save time here
and have londingham as a whale
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Arf! Love the pic!
Nurse Sally attacked by a mutant ham.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# funky baboon
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
#
I would like to apologise for my childish outburst yesterday, I hadn't had my medication.

How about a kingsize ant pulling arms and legs off denziens!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# ?
Outburst?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# give us a link so we can judge you
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# A pilot whale
humping a pilot
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# A subterranian buzzsaw themed supervillan
(and evil sidekick)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# something to do with urban foxes
and shower scenes ....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Special Files.
.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Files with learning difficulties?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Thpechal Fliles.
.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# I think I found them....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# let me see them special files
ahem
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# best intro ever
Whale visiting the London Eye

edit: no! visiting Damien Hirst in Tate Modern
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# How about a man bashing an illicit cigarette
with some luggage?


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# A bull browsing in a china shop
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
This!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# A lady sailor!
.. if you please sir.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# That's cocking ace,
that is.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)

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