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a man in silver painted cardboard on rollerskates, that's scary.
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she's got a blow-job mouth. hold a hair dryer against it for a few minutes and it'd be fine.
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a very right wing 'merican but I find that comparison simultaneously humorous and fecking scary. I'm sure that will be glasscock in about...3, 2, 1
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and almost certainly bindun but I haven't seen it:

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well missed the first bit and missed it the last 2 days cos of work. fill me in !
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Harold's entire extended family are dead + Susan Kennedy.
On another note - we once saw the guy who plays Harold Bishop doing stand-up.
Such a filthy mouth!
A guy heckled him and said 'Hey, Harold, why are you such a fat bastard?"
He replied, 'Because every time I fuck your mum she gives me a pie."
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:48,
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On another note - we once saw the guy who plays Harold Bishop doing stand-up.
Such a filthy mouth!
A guy heckled him and said 'Hey, Harold, why are you such a fat bastard?"
He replied, 'Because every time I fuck your mum she gives me a pie."

i know a mental aussie guy and he told me the guy who plays harold has released a single
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:50,
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he's liek a crap version of harold. every soap has one.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:46,
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'Get to Whup-Whup ya' long-haired, green lefty yahoo'.
Alf to Jessie in Home and Away - Episode 0898 505050
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:55,
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Alf to Jessie in Home and Away - Episode 0898 505050

btw- I live in Australia and the only people I know who watch neighbours, H&W etc are poms and retards
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this cross-soap eroticism is slightly un-nerving
alf looks on in amazement at harold's pointy chopper, whilst astride said bish..
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alf looks on in amazement at harold's pointy chopper, whilst astride said bish..


two daleks exterminating each other, and as they do, you see the skeleton of a couple of people sitting inside them on space hoppers in x-ray? or tricylcles?

i have an awesome balcony view this year.
how's it going?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:31,
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how's it going?

you know, just like life.
As I mentioned earlier, good things have been happening, got offers at all of the unis I applied to, so that's nice.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:33,
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As I mentioned earlier, good things have been happening, got offers at all of the unis I applied to, so that's nice.

i'm sure you'll ace them all.
have you listened to the new iron & wine stuff?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:34,
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have you listened to the new iron & wine stuff?

I've been rather apathetic about music lately, mostly been listening to the stuff I have to learn for this choir festival I'm performing in in March in Brussels, fucking hard music :S
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Mozart - Laudate Pueri
this fucking horribly hard french song
Rytmus (Slovakian)
Consecrate This Place And Day - some bouncy fucking song
Ave Maria - a "modern" version of an old theme, fucked up meter.
I Can Tell The World - Pretty easy actually, but *very* high
The Lighthearted Lovers - lots of weird Falalalas that have strange and very high jumps
Broskvicka - Czeck, who the fuck knows what's going on there
La Muralla - Spanish, same
Some Russian song I can't pronounce
and to top it off I'm a first soprano, so I have to sing ALL of the highest possible notes. Very hard.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:39,
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this fucking horribly hard french song
Rytmus (Slovakian)
Consecrate This Place And Day - some bouncy fucking song
Ave Maria - a "modern" version of an old theme, fucked up meter.
I Can Tell The World - Pretty easy actually, but *very* high
The Lighthearted Lovers - lots of weird Falalalas that have strange and very high jumps
Broskvicka - Czeck, who the fuck knows what's going on there
La Muralla - Spanish, same
Some Russian song I can't pronounce
and to top it off I'm a first soprano, so I have to sing ALL of the highest possible notes. Very hard.

but I think he died :'(
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:42,
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yer moaning, it could be the Introitus from Ligeti's Requiem.
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my choir teacher, who has been participating in this program (which has the best singers my age group worldwide) for over a decade, says its the hardest they've ever had us do.
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inflatatble or otherwise.
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and as they do you see the xray of what's inside them
and them laughing uncontrolably
but maybe that's just me
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and them laughing uncontrolably
but maybe that's just me

so I thought I'd try it on a girl from work...

btw - I was recently contracted to copywrite descriptions of all the UK's racecouses. By the time I got to my hometown, I was getting a little bored (and they published it!) - Sweet home Wolverhampton
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:26,
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btw - I was recently contracted to copywrite descriptions of all the UK's racecouses. By the time I got to my hometown, I was getting a little bored (and they published it!) - Sweet home Wolverhampton

What for christmas!!! Naughty Girl!!!
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:31,
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im off to bed,too much drink! take care anyone who gives a fuck!
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Just leave your name, home address and bank details.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:43,
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/minus bank stuff, but there isnt much there anyway
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...I still think she's lovely. I don't see what there is to hide. I could go for her...
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would be somewhat tasty, if that illustration is accuracte. thence, i grant a woo.
and nice traffic note on the site, by the way.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:29,
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and nice traffic note on the site, by the way.

who is that? she is nice!
Edit: Reads again... Aaah a girl from work! bastard! I wished I worked with girls like that!
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Edit: Reads again... Aaah a girl from work! bastard! I wished I worked with girls like that!

seem to get vectors to work in Photoshop... being abit thick me thinks
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:29,
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either way, I see nothing wrong with your description, then again I have no clue about racing or Wolverhampton.
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Compton - Brief spell (thank God) in Tipton - Bridgnorth -Londoningham.
Thank yow Lord for the Black Country.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:13,
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Thank yow Lord for the Black Country.

I meant to reply to the picture.
at least I can type.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:12,
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at least I can type.

do many things in this world, oh luscious one.
including my inception. you'd think the world would've learned its lesson, wouldn't you?
oh well.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:19,
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including my inception. you'd think the world would've learned its lesson, wouldn't you?
oh well.

err
except I got *wasted* last weekend.
uuuhhhghghgh my mind is turning to mush.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:18,
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except I got *wasted* last weekend.
uuuhhhghghgh my mind is turning to mush.

what if your mind isnt as stable as you had first thought?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:23,
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hahaha my hat off to you then :-) not that I wear one! and happy drinking over this weekend!
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I'm thinking of buying LOST season 1 on dvd and having a sober marathon with myself and some chocolate cake. Sounds fun.
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Being male I would rather go ang get some letching done down teh public house. But chocolate cake can be fun! did you make it yourself?
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well I haven't yet, and I think that tomorrow I will be too lazy to. But I have a cakery near my house so I figure it'll be ok.
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or steal it! It always tastes better either stolen or home made! not that ive ever stolen anything of course!
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but I don't play it often enough to be that good at it.
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Pachey was lovely. I hope she comes to more London bashes.
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*horrible aaaaaaaaand paaachey sitttting in a treeee*
someone fancies Pachey. I don't blame you though, fantastic lady.
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someone fancies Pachey. I don't blame you though, fantastic lady.

It's just one of the things you've got and happens to be extremely large.
In fact it's so big, part of it's kept in a special brain bag tied around your waist.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:25,
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In fact it's so big, part of it's kept in a special brain bag tied around your waist.

Fook! Resized and saved over an original image... Now its lost! LOST forever!!!
*Goes gets back up DVD
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:23,
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*Goes gets back up DVD


with random pieces of paper and a big table

than the real BBC Three at times. It seems to be 24-hour Three Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:11,
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and the way it tries to be all "hip" and "different". load of toss.
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to read that others agree with me.
most of the current tv 'comedy' offerings are complete pissflappery and arsewank.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:19,
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most of the current tv 'comedy' offerings are complete pissflappery and arsewank.

league of gentlemen. but only series 1 and 2, and the christmas special.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:24,
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copy shortcut, then post the shortcut.
It's best if you spaz back a few pages on an older page post there, copy, spaz back to board, and post the link.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:41,
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It's best if you spaz back a few pages on an older page post there, copy, spaz back to board, and post the link.

if you create this level of hypnotic goodness when drunk, i say it's time for you to get wankered. i wanna see what you come up with next...
/edit/ i find myself saying "pzeew pzzew" under my breath, every time he fires them things now, you git.
most woo.
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/edit/ i find myself saying "pzeew pzzew" under my breath, every time he fires them things now, you git.
most woo.

;)

i created it today doodling whilst waiting for my computer to flatten a 2gb file at work. now...my brain can't stop.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04,
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makes sense as most of Australias news and TV suck
/ past experience, no offence intended, but if you are offended, check out how much better UK TV is, and even that is shit most the time...
edit / What have I started... I love Australia...
edit edit // fight! fight! fight! fight!
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:01,
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/ past experience, no offence intended, but if you are offended, check out how much better UK TV is, and even that is shit most the time...
edit / What have I started... I love Australia...
edit edit // fight! fight! fight! fight!

very similar to
UK weather is good
UK food is good
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:07,
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UK weather is good
UK food is good

"Sausage or prawn mate?"
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:09,
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'Tooeys New' when avalible (may be unable to spell in current state, but its also down to big family arguements... all my Ozzy family bar 3 drink VB
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:30,
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will be in Oz next Nov, where are you and i will fit you into my tour with Aphsian,
*raging for match*
edit/ Tooheys or VB, your choice...
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:36,
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*raging for match*
edit/ Tooheys or VB, your choice...

also if it's my choice of weapon then it has to be Bundy and coke
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:43,
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will mainly be on east coast between Cairns and Melbourne, my blog (via profile) has my msn if you want to continue the pissing contest, but im off to bed now for a fun day at work tomoz, wahey!!
night all
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:48,
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night all

so we could drink warm Watney's red barrel if you like
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:54,
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you can't argue with that. same weather as everywhere else in the world, barring places that don't have a night time.
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it's 10:48 in the morning and 39 degrees with an expected maximum of 43 degrees
I'm going to crank up the air-conditioner, have a big bowl of Nasi-Goreng and watch Little Britain because Australian food and TV is shit.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:20,
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I'm going to crank up the air-conditioner, have a big bowl of Nasi-Goreng and watch Little Britain because Australian food and TV is shit.

is nasi-goreng?
i keep thinking it reads as "nazi goerring"...
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:25,
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i keep thinking it reads as "nazi goerring"...

wasn't he a cross-dressing member of the nazi party, though?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:30,
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*nods sagely*
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i love Australia as a place, but your TV sucks, if it wern't for your good weather, you guys might well be screwed, and if it wern't for the 27hr journey, you would be fully populated by 'wingeing pommes'
/end rant
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/end rant

I loath Australian Tv and movies, except:
Bad Boy Bubby www.imdb.com/title/tt0106341/
EDIT:
as for pommies
I have an influx of them a few times a year, my missus is a pom and has 9 siblings.
Despite the fact that we have no ozone layer here and Chernobyl is a less cancer causing place to visit, they all insist on laying around in the sun practically naked.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:36,
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Bad Boy Bubby www.imdb.com/title/tt0106341/
EDIT:
as for pommies
I have an influx of them a few times a year, my missus is a pom and has 9 siblings.
Despite the fact that we have no ozone layer here and Chernobyl is a less cancer causing place to visit, they all insist on laying around in the sun practically naked.

our education is different to yours, we get taught dumb stuff like maths and Shakespeare, you get taught how to pick locks and prevent skin cancer. to be honest i wish i had your education
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Mc Nally's Youth Offenders Unit is not a pleasant place, but to be honest, I've never been constipated since my stay there.
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Clicky for big
I got a pair of those small wooden manequins for drawing, so I posed one and drew it, then decided to have a go at drawing a person with the sketch :)
Also this is my first attempt at real shading :o

but it looks like its not there because its behind my other arm :/
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it's getting on a i'm slowly winding down to the point of unconciousness
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she's trying to be young and hip..which in turn involed throwing herself at morrissey and dressing like a prossie when she goes to gigs.
and of course a woooo !
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and of course a woooo !

i have a friend whos in love with her...it's very wrong.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:56,
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bit gay and rather middle class, obsessed with throbbing gristle (the band that is)
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:58,
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bring him along to a bash. I'll show him what Throbbing Gristle really means.....
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59,
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obviously you will be giving me that teenage jesus and the jerks record.
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my old cowboy hat is my priority from there.
Strangely, she was very easy to deal with regarding kids and weekend and bash tomorrow night, Her new fella must be fucking her well.
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Strangely, she was very easy to deal with regarding kids and weekend and bash tomorrow night, Her new fella must be fucking her well.

is the new fella alright ? or an absolute cunt..
how long have you been without said cowboy hat ?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:11,
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how long have you been without said cowboy hat ?

and I've never met him. But my daughter says he's nice, and I think he persuaded the ex to let me have the kids over again, so I like him.
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*trys not to sound to much like gary glitter*
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both wonderful. I'm taking her to drama class in the morning, so me and my son get to hang out in town for a couple of hours. Saturday morning fun :D
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from what we do to what they have for breakfast. She knows how to press my buttons. Daughters, eh?
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as long as she knows how to kick a bloke square in the bollocks, she'll be fine in life.
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it was one of the first things I taught her. Don't do this, but in extreme emergencies, this really fucking hurts!
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My ex wouldn't let me see my daughter for a year, until she started seeing someone else, and then all was fine.
I think she didn't want to let on what an absolute cunt she is
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:18,
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I think she didn't want to let on what an absolute cunt she is

sigh of relief that she's found someone new!
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:20,
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he realised what an absolute cunt she is, but my daughter's too old now (8) to let her do it again so easily
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:21,
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she'll need you over the next few years before she starts hating you and her mum....
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:25,
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I would have moved away from this shit hole along time ago if it wasn't for her
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shame he's such a hateful little midget.
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she's 71 tomorrow. it would make a lovely birthday treat for her.
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my friend otld me him and the missus are attempting to create a unique race, so basicly they've both have there bits butchered to look alike.
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and a talent for talking shit. adds up.
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than I've posted in a year.
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I've only been actively posting since september (you'll know since you gave me my last username!) i thought mine was high
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I've become a 24hr institution on here, I lose track so easily....
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;)
anyway g'night all, I have to get some rest I have a 400odd mile drive and a bash to do tomorrow!
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anyway g'night all, I have to get some rest I have a 400odd mile drive and a bash to do tomorrow!

to post pictures of said woman in said attire?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:01,
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altho in to my mum she madem e buy her one good album. lee hazzlewood and nancy sinatra...it's joyfully weird.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59,
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a Bratpack album and a shitty David Gray album which I have to return as she already has it. Meh.
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altho i do have one of he's tracks on the computer, but in my defence it's a soft cell cover..beit a bad one.
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"there is a fire in me"... i seem to remember a great many quips involving VD clinics, as soon as that song came out.
fucking awful lyric, too.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59,
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fucking awful lyric, too.

I think all their lyrics are pretty shite to be honest. And the riffs aren't much better.
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have a subversive theory.
i think that they are the premature re-incarnation of teh quo. repetitive riffs, crap lyrics, and they all look a bit... suspicious.
the hives were the previous premature attempt to subvert them, but it didn't work, on account of their being swedish.
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i think that they are the premature re-incarnation of teh quo. repetitive riffs, crap lyrics, and they all look a bit... suspicious.
the hives were the previous premature attempt to subvert them, but it didn't work, on account of their being swedish.

repetitive riffs, denim, crap lyrics etc.
The Quo are seriously waging war on us :-S
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The Quo are seriously waging war on us :-S

teh quo have discovered that dr. hwang was actually not faking! and they unleashed a series of slightly mutated clones of themselves upon the modern music arena!
speaking of which, have you ever seen rick parfitt's son's band? they are truly and utterly shite. it's kinda painful to watch, really.
/edit/ repetitive riffs, denim *bhs suit jackets* etc...
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speaking of which, have you ever seen rick parfitt's son's band? they are truly and utterly shite. it's kinda painful to watch, really.
/edit/ repetitive riffs, denim *bhs suit jackets* etc...

I didn't even realise he had a son. I must look them up ;)
/comedy value of course
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:12,
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/comedy value of course

was on rock star kids, on sky recently.
also happens to be named rick, disturbingly enough. i thought being teh parfitt was like highlander, but noooo. there has to be two, doesn't there?
bastard.
haha! www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/parfitt%20junior%20is%20a%20rising%20rockstar
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also happens to be named rick, disturbingly enough. i thought being teh parfitt was like highlander, but noooo. there has to be two, doesn't there?
bastard.
haha! www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/parfitt%20junior%20is%20a%20rising%20rockstar

i just read the link properly. it's a complete lie! his idea of "full-on rock" makes kulashaker seem like slayer, in comparison.
fucking cocktard.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:23,
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fucking cocktard.

album 2 is crap apart from 1 song
yin and yang!
looking forward to me Arctic Monkeys when it arrives, and the people from me last job got me a load of HMV vouchers which I intend to spend on the "19 CDs for 8 quid" bargain bin
edit: after reading nowhere.elysium`s comment, make that 2 shit songs on album 1.. there might be a second good song on album 2 to balance things out
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yin and yang!
looking forward to me Arctic Monkeys when it arrives, and the people from me last job got me a load of HMV vouchers which I intend to spend on the "19 CDs for 8 quid" bargain bin
edit: after reading nowhere.elysium`s comment, make that 2 shit songs on album 1.. there might be a second good song on album 2 to balance things out

or the "5 for 20 quid" thing
it must be the only shop in the world (apart from 50p shops) where there`s always a sale on
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it must be the only shop in the world (apart from 50p shops) where there`s always a sale on

Suppose it's worth checking the DVD sales as Most Haunted DVDs have actually reached Belfast shops finally.
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crazyman has it and played it to me. It's not bad.
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but
but
*clears throat*
I can testify your mum takes it up the ass! ho ho ho ;)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04,
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but
*clears throat*
I can testify your mum takes it up the ass! ho ho ho ;)

my observation has further sullied your view of franz furryhand!
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good song on album 2. Haven't really listened to any others
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almost put me off getting the album
maybe it should "of"!
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:12,
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maybe it should "of"!

but then again, i am a stupid old fuck.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:56,
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they are all teh arsebubbles.
i have little to no respect for them.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:58,
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i have little to no respect for them.

but does anyone ever say "gah!"
NOT in text,
what situation would it take?
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:51,
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NOT in text,
what situation would it take?

turn around and there's a monster behind you
type situations i believe
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:55,
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type situations i believe

so... more or less any situation.
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www.cuteoverload.com/
Bear with it....
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:48,
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Bear with it....

I checked the stats and it's had about 400,000 views in a year.
I'm very impressed with myself.
letsbefriends.blogspot.com/
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:51,
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I'm very impressed with myself.
letsbefriends.blogspot.com/

was in yesterdays Metro, of all places
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:54,
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I think it's a joke about The Sun or something
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:55,
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the snake will suddenly feel a little peckish and his hamster chum will become little more than a bulge in his stomach
although an inherently gay part of my being wants them to remain friends
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59,
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although an inherently gay part of my being wants them to remain friends

it's SO doomed
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:01,
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is what makes them so entertaining.
Eventually their true nature will kick in, and then it's goodnight fluffy
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04,
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Eventually their true nature will kick in, and then it's goodnight fluffy

but thought I'd better not :)
Woo to your bravery Sir
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:45,
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Woo to your bravery Sir

I'd no idea what the Whale thing was about until I checked the BBC site. I just had to do it :D
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:47,
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or i'm lying to spite you. mwuahaha.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:48,
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can't think many people here would know who he was ;)
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:49,
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James, not the terrorist mammal who should be arrested
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:52,
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and by cunt i mean head
wait that dont make sense
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:49,
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wait that dont make sense

but thought I'd get that one off my chest or it'll bug me ;)
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:50,
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and looking after the dog while the family's away
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:43,
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after all, why miss my bash when it's been so meticulately arranged?
Well, if you miss brum I'll have to kill you with sporks, but tomorrow night I shall be in Norringhaaaam with b3tans and drunk, ish.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:45,
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Well, if you miss brum I'll have to kill you with sporks, but tomorrow night I shall be in Norringhaaaam with b3tans and drunk, ish.

and you need to correct your profile..i didn't give you a sex change in that picture, you forget it's cher...so no sex changing involed
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:50,
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and her appearences are rare beasts indeed
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:49,
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it's all part of the plan.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:51,
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and the fact all the replies prior to mine were by male members of the board, more a comment about them than who looks at porn in general.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:46,
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after having sex with actual real people, and being older than 14, i'm a bit de-sensitised to it now.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:49,
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I haven't looked at any pron since that post down there!
*points*
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:49,
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*points*

was just linked to this highly amusing little video entitled EMAIL!!!
by it's nature i'm suspecting it's a GC, but I live in hope.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:43,
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by it's nature i'm suspecting it's a GC, but I live in hope.

I Am Learning Flash
is my first try at flash, and took me 5 minutes
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:35,
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is my first try at flash, and took me 5 minutes

but you might want to look up "ease in / ease out" in the help files so that you can get the motion a bit less clockwork.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:38,
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had a bloke round today and he made me new shelves. From thick wood.
He also was very impressed with my collapse and said it was "art."
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:42,
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He also was very impressed with my collapse and said it was "art."

a real man would have fixed his own shelvage! ;)
Did he have a nice German accent and say "hello, I am your carpenter" in a proper pron movie style?
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:44,
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Did he have a nice German accent and say "hello, I am your carpenter" in a proper pron movie style?

for the safety of my family it's best that I pay someone to fix it for me.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:49,
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I can do shelves and DIY, but am a complete retard at digital art.
*wonders why he's here*
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:51,
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*wonders why he's here*

that's why I run a site where OTHER people make the pics
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:34,
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That is totally gnarly dude
You rock
quite good for a first effort
Damn beaten Grr
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:38,
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You rock
quite good for a first effort
Damn beaten Grr

no learning required.
I have three books here, but have never got round to looking at them
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:43,
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I have three books here, but have never got round to looking at them

I had a random collection of my own source pictures (that's me as a nipper), and no internet connection.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:02,
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eh? EH? :)
nighty night b3ta you bastards - i'll see you in nottingham tomorrow :)
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:52,
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nighty night b3ta you bastards - i'll see you in nottingham tomorrow :)

stick with it.. Flash is a bit odd, but you can do some good stuff
unlike this - a similar thing about wind surfing
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:44,
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unlike this - a similar thing about wind surfing

hatstand!
There was someone posting earlier with the username Rekless Rik.
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:45,
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There was someone posting earlier with the username Rekless Rik.

dunno if it should be taken as a compliment!
L plates indeed... in my day....!
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:47,
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L plates indeed... in my day....!

looks like the rofflehoff
Did you do that? I love the rofflehoff
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:59,
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Did you do that? I love the rofflehoff

I'll spare the board his presence, this evening.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:04,
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/ always want to fit after viewing
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:05,
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(and last) lives here , no more shall be done after that!
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