I miss Dr Dyslexiawhere has his inconceivably brilliant brand of madness gone?
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:28,
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I'm going to have a Dr. Dyslexia tribute night this thursday I think GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:33,
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Nicely Tagged there Muggles!When I have listened to my recently 'purchased' copy of that CD, I might get the reference too!
/thicko blog
(/thicko blog
Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:18,
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the board died on it's arse after hilarious arguments earlierit is thus necessary that I ruin this quietness by posting something I did a long time ago, which you can all ignore or shout at.
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:17,
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-shouts wildly-I like this.
-spacks-
(-spacks-
Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:19,
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Bless you.I believe your cock sneezed.
( Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:21,
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OMG LOOK OUT A DINOSAUR!
Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:25,
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he is rocking out perfectlyto shark fin blues by the drones
/itunes shuffle blog
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:22,
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/itunes shuffle blog
'ning night time people While I was still a lurker I thought this wee chappy looked like Domo, so yesterday I took his photo . . .
EDIT: DAMN! I forgot to tag it . . . Meh!
(EDIT: DAMN! I forgot to tag it . . . Meh!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 6:53,
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err . . . 'k Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 6:56,
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Hi, dave*hug*
My therapist told me to do that, I think i'm getting a lot better now...
(My therapist told me to do that, I think i'm getting a lot better now...
Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 7:00,
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Sometimes....I still talk to myself though..
( Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 7:02,
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But....i'm not doing it now, so thats good!
( Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 7:02,
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FOR SURE!now . . . tell me about your muzzer's breast, ya
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 7:03,
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Well I do miss her....ever so much and I..wait a minute..show me what you're drawing there!
Also I never woo'ed your domo pic so here it is - Woo!
(Also I never woo'ed your domo pic so here it is - Woo!
Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 7:07,
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*hides rude drawing* Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 7:14,
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You sir are....crazy from exposure, aicmfp!
( Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 6:58,
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I've passed him a brazillion timesand he usually makes me smile
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 7:04,
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And thank you muchlyfor sharing that smile with the rest of us :)
(
FoldsFive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 7:06,
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6.53? 6.53??I hope this was before you went to bed!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:10,
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haha, ace!The idea of you as a lurker just seem wrong somehow...
( tipassoi,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:34,
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^this^I think....
( Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 6:37,
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what an arsehole!!!did you have to?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 8:49,
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my old PE teacherany way bed time
time to count some of these
(time to count some of these
rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:52,
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it's a repost but the board needs some chilling outeverybody take a monster and have a cup of tea
that seemed to work. now shop some top bollocks on a meerkat.
(that seemed to work. now shop some top bollocks on a meerkat.
we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:29,
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3rd fom left middel rowi will have him
( rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:33,
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that was ages agothis is newer
my site
(my site
rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:36,
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The glasses don't look quite so unweildy in that oneYou might do well to make the models bigger though. If it's not stupidly expensive, anyway.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:38,
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he is about 2" tallover time he has had about 5 heads and 3 bodies and i am getting better at making then i think
i have a plan to make the models better and harder where it counts using fimo
(i have a plan to make the models better and harder where it counts using fimo
rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:42,
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yesI use twisted solder for a frame then build the model around it otherwise thay cant pick stuff up and are quite weak
( rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:46,
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Foam stuck to wire frames works......sorry can't find any of my examples to show you(must get my shit together), also its cheap and you can larger models
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:48,
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i am going to have to knit mesome clangers
( rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:50,
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by i am i don't meani am i meea my mum or someone
i used to be able to knit strait line many yeas ago bit i am off to bed
(i used to be able to knit strait line many yeas ago bit i am off to bed
rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:55,
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check out your local £1 shop,i bought 2 and a soup dragon from one *wot an exciting life i lead!*
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 5:21,
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I meant, done with talk...of course!
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:58,
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negatives are developed though,otherwise they'd be knackered once they made contact with daylight... Woo though!
pardon my pedantry... its late.
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Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:37,
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pardon my pedantry... its late.
ExactlyThere's silence cos everyone is thinking "daft twat, that's not an undeveloped photo, it's a (developed) negative." Finally someone dares to tell him to his face.
Now *I* feel like a dirty pedant
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:50,
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Now *I* feel like a dirty pedant
Yeah, that sergeant sure is daft. mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 5:06,
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Love thisGunnery Sergeant Hartman was played by R. Lee Ermey who was in the Marine Corps for 11 years and rose to Staff Sergeant. 100% fact.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:55,
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only if i can post penelope gettin covered in it
we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:36,
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that my friend is utterly delightful.how much for a spruce of them in a minty fresh basket?
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:41,
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Ha ha I have no idea :)There are others, I made 6. This is one of the better ones I think.
If you want to see the others you can go here and use the "next image" link under the pic.
(If you want to see the others you can go here and use the "next image" link under the pic.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:48,
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tip top stuffthe punk croc type thingy is noice. i think the frog type and hedgehog were throwing hazel nuts at my bedroom window last night.
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:53,
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Well seeing as my art stuffis not appreciated or particularly liked I'll remember to post it on DA and not here. I'll just save this 2 minute shit for here.
(
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:58,
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Does anyone else hear those violins? mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:01,
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"Okay, I hear what you say, and it sounds like this;Waaa! Waa! No one appreciates me! Waa! You don't understand my art! Pay attention to me! Waa!"
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:04,
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There's no-one else here!You TALKIN'A ME?!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:10,
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Heyyy heyyyou're talkin' ta me all wrong...
Do it again an ah'll stab ya in the face with a soldering iron!
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:13,
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Do it again an ah'll stab ya in the face with a soldering iron!
Get to fuck.When I require attention I'll instruct people to give it to me.
I just got a shitty on because when most people are asking me to do portraits I offered to paint Rob's sprog and he dismissed it out of hand. I may as well just shop spongy eyes on birds for the rest of my natural.
(I just got a shitty on because when most people are asking me to do portraits I offered to paint Rob's sprog and he dismissed it out of hand. I may as well just shop spongy eyes on birds for the rest of my natural.
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:09,
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Maybe he just doesn't want a portrait?Maybe he has a unique taste/his own opinion? It is OK for people not to like things you make, if they take 1 hour+ or not. I quite dislike the Eiffel Tower.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:11,
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Think about itRob could get pretty much anyone to paint his kid, you painting him then asking if he wants you to paint angus, it just looks like you're sucking up to him for whatever reason. Besides, you already said that you don't actually paint those, you just apply some filters to them, which kind of defies the point. It's not like they look especially good. No offence.
Secondly, simply by posting something, and especially by complaining no-one likes your work, you are asking for attention. Just because it's not explicit, doesn't mean it's not there.
*Breathes*
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:12,
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Secondly, simply by posting something, and especially by complaining no-one likes your work, you are asking for attention. Just because it's not explicit, doesn't mean it's not there.
*Breathes*
*Is forced at gun-point to agree* mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:13,
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One. You seem to take me seriouslytwo. I don't care what people think. I type to elicit a response.
three. I never EVER said I applied filters to my brushed artwork, you just assumed it. If I't's filters then reproduce it. I'm only having a laugh with my original post but being told I just apply a couple of filters? That pisses me off.
(three. I never EVER said I applied filters to my brushed artwork, you just assumed it. If I't's filters then reproduce it. I'm only having a laugh with my original post but being told I just apply a couple of filters? That pisses me off.
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:17,
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so I'm cunt.beat me with wet vines.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:19,
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lots of people have traced things...surely it's the interpretive aspect that is important?
(
lemony,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:30,
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what am I tracing?I've not traced anything in months and then only for vectors.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:32,
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I was giving you the benefit of the doubtrather than assuming you just went over the image with dodge and burn tools...
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:35,
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Don't presume that you can give me anything.I have pencils older than you and whilst I have barely sat by and watched you ridicule others who try and create original works don't for a minute think I will put up with it when it's directed at me little boy. You would be better served putting your energy into creating something new of your own rather than gaining a reputation for slagging off the work of others.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 5:01,
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hahahahwhat the fuck does that mean?
edit/ tell you what, when this amazing new "painting" style of yours makes you rich and famous, then and only then will I let you lord it over me. Until then, I will consider you a sad old man.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 5:03,
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edit/ tell you what, when this amazing new "painting" style of yours makes you rich and famous, then and only then will I let you lord it over me. Until then, I will consider you a sad old man.
wow, having read your posts, you seem like a whopping great cunt....
cunt.
(cunt.
Ska King Cody,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:07,
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HAHAHAHA ROFLMAOZORDZ!!!!!!!1!!1111!!1!111!i've just been slowly reading through this post and everybody had some sort well structured argument.
but this, is probably the best post here......
oooooh and i just pissed myself
(but this, is probably the best post here......
oooooh and i just pissed myself
Just Flange,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:43,
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I'm sorryI misread this post. My criticism would be that your portraits look uglier than the original images. Although, modern art likes that occasionally.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:19,
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And some people don't like modern art.Now kiss and bum/make up.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:21,
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they are meant to look like that.it's a kind of impasto style meant to look like acrylic paints.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:25,
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Can you let me know some how, by changing your username or something...after you've completed the tutorial, if you ever do. Try submitting it anyway, it could still get in as it's useful to everyone even if Rob himself didn't want one doing.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:26,
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blur 22%dodge, burn, blur again.
duplicate blend multiply, repeat. It gets there in the end.
(duplicate blend multiply, repeat. It gets there in the end.
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:30,
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Oh.Cheers, gonna have a go.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:35,
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I'm taking the piss.Let me make a coffee ands I'll see if i can come up with something useable.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:38,
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making things aesthetically unappealing is hardly a new development in art... lemony,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:25,
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Rob isn't the most important person in the worldbe glad that other people are asking you for them. Just 'cause he doesn't want one, doesn't mean you should stop.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:17,
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this is what you said to Rob:"I'll do you a deal. I'll paint Angus' portrait if you promise to newsletter the tutorial I'm doing for the technique."
So you weren't just offering to make a picture, you were asking for something in return. If Rob had accepted, every mong who wants to see their name in the newsletter would have come out of the woodwork making similar offers. I don't think he had any choice but to politely decline.
(So you weren't just offering to make a picture, you were asking for something in return. If Rob had accepted, every mong who wants to see their name in the newsletter would have come out of the woodwork making similar offers. I don't think he had any choice but to politely decline.
Shiksa,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:23,
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Fuck me.I was joking, when it was pointed out to me that I seem to be moaning I posted the portrait comment so as to validate my 'moaning'. I need to go to bed. Most people daytime just accept that I'm looking for a rise and just having a laugh
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:28,
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so now you're having a strop about us having a strop because we thought you were having a strop about someone getting into a strop about your paintings?my head hurts
( lemony,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:32,
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I'm not having a strop Lemony.I'm all good. I just wanted to cause a little tumble as I am wont to do. I did not expect it to become some kind of mass debate.
I knoew people like my shit whatever the medium. Moaning that they don't has become 'de riguer' and I thought people would see the funny side. Now it just looks stupid and boring.
(I knoew people like my shit whatever the medium. Moaning that they don't has become 'de riguer' and I thought people would see the funny side. Now it just looks stupid and boring.
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:35,
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are you all insane?He just said no, but thankyou for offering.
Having read this thread and the original posts, this entire argument really looks like you all needed to go to sleep and have a calm down.
Talk about blown out of all proprtion.
Cripes.
(Having read this thread and the original posts, this entire argument really looks like you all needed to go to sleep and have a calm down.
Talk about blown out of all proprtion.
Cripes.
pep,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:43,
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It's 4AM beer syndromegood thing I went to bed at 2....
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 10:53,
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your stuff am most wooso stop moaning you emo
any way you said no more squished cars ages ago
i quite like them
*edit* i have spent ages by ages i meen over 4 hours doing a stop motion animations that have had no response so stop whining
(any way you said no more squished cars ages ago
i quite like them
*edit* i have spent ages by ages i meen over 4 hours doing a stop motion animations that have had no response so stop whining
rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:03,
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i hate that,you spend ages on something then no one replies to it
( the.jokl @jonksson,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:12,
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it happensnormally when you chose the wrong moment to post so it is just before two or three great posts so yours is lost forever
its anoying but get over it is my point
(its anoying but get over it is my point
rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:16,
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Woweven without Bush being photoshopped onto that, I want to stab that guy. In the abdomen.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:58,
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Haha!Yeah no-one told me that either...I just thought it was 'Good results-Fast!' but alas. I think I only ever did one proper vectorised image.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:50,
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It should definately get quicker.I think I learned new techniques while making mine. The 'magic wand' of Macromedia became my friend.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:57,
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well, no.maybe i should have done, then got someone to do it for me
( the.jokl @jonksson,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:58,
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I don't believe that they do take so long.Mine are pretty quick now.
about 20 minutes for this.
(about 20 minutes for this.
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:00,
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Don't lookhe's a hypno-goat.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:05,
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I'm getting mixed mesages"save the piglet"
"where the fuck is the brown sauce?"
("where the fuck is the brown sauce?"
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 4:11,
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but don't you use marquee tool and 'make selection'?
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 9:00,
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Breaking NewsClooney to don the mousetache!
Yes I know it's shit but it's late and I'm tired.
night all cheers for wooing teh fluff earlier
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:45,
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Yes I know it's shit but it's late and I'm tired.
night all cheers for wooing teh fluff earlier
Going already? Must Dash...mousetach...get it?!...
Night.
(Night.
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:49,
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shameless threadjackcan you nice folk check out www.monkeyspoon.co.uk/maisie for me please? tell me if the pictures and vid work? its for my sister in aus who hasnt seen her niece yet...im such a softy
(
ygolyhuop; jkb;vi,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:31,
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Are you interested on material about changing the colour of poos? mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:42,
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it may be thatyou didn't use the term "b0rked", but instead you used broked....
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:46,
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SPAMJACK!;)
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:38,
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maisie is undoubtedly the best girl's name everand it's spelt right too... nice site
( lemony,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:37,
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it works finewell done
did i see a mouse from the mouse organ
(did i see a mouse from the mouse organ
rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:39,
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o yesi remember
Maisey Maisey
Maisey Maisey mouse
Maisey Maisey
Maisey Maisey mouse
(Maisey Maisey
Maisey Maisey mouse
Maisey Maisey
Maisey Maisey mouse
rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:53,
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Awwyep, that's working.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:43,
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I like it and it works perfick as far as I can tell. mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:46,
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Angus sitting on my chair
I think he looks about 5 years old here - instead of the 9 months that he actually is.
www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/92403573/
rob,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:14,
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9 months alreadyblimey, how time flies
(
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:15,
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it's a huge MAN SIZE chairI sit on it and pretend I'm on Mastermind
( rob,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:17,
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rob is only 3 feet tall and lives in an old wellington bootit's in the FAQ
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:18,
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9 months?you could have another baby by now, slacker
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:17,
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i think my missus would disagree with thatbut we hope - fingers crossed - to have another
( rob,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:18,
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It must be the coatIt makes him look like a seasoned veteran of something. Perhaps of sitting on chairs.
(
Or is it?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:20,
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the wife amuses herself buying him silly clothes on ebayarmy shirts are a fine idea for babies I think
( rob,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:22,
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get him a russian army hat and a green jacket with little red star badges and the like
and also, have you been painting parts of his face white?
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:25,
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and also, have you been painting parts of his face white?
it's a snap from my phonehence the exposure is crappy - I would have loved to taken this pic with my proper camera, but the moment would have been gone if I'd gone to fetch it
( rob,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:35,
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Whoathat's not bad for a phone though is it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:51,
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youre right he doescan he photoshop yet
( rollingcabbage is still alive,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:23,
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he likes hitting my keyboardI loaded up Buffy's Swearing Keyboard - and it was rather funny to see him bash the keyboard and it go "MINGE!!!!" and then Angus look confused.
I'd video it and stick it online if I didn't think the child protection agency would come knocking.
(I'd video it and stick it online if I didn't think the child protection agency would come knocking.
rob,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:25,
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Shit, I've just realised . . .. . . he looks like photos of me at that age.
Although, to be fair, most kids look pretty similar for the first while.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:23,
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Although, to be fair, most kids look pretty similar for the first while.
*tries to avoid making a bukkake comment about the boss' kid**fails*
( Ratsta,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:28,
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it has been commented on in the past that various b3tans all show somthing of a similarity to one another...me, comma and lazygamer spring to mind
( lemony,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:34,
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you are certainly the swearyest.I had not given thoughts to your cuteness being as you are an ickle puppy.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:40,
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goodness, he is getting to be a big boyand he looks like he's having a blast sitting in that chair.
( Shiksa,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:32,
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He looks incredibly joyfulin every picture of him I've seen.
( Comma,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:34,
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yep, he seems to be enjoying lifewhich, at his youthful age, he should be.
( Shiksa,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:42,
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BEWARE! Kid is Huge.I'll do you a deal. I'll paint Angus' portrait if you promise to newsletter the tutorial I'm doing for the technique.
And I mean portrait like this below. Arty. Take me up. I'll be famous one day. Well famous for someting other than shagging a page 3 girl in custard filled wellies. We don't even need to discuss that.
If you do want a pic then mail me your preferred base picture because as you know I'm not a proper artist, I need a photo to mash.
(And I mean portrait like this below. Arty. Take me up. I'll be famous one day. Well famous for someting other than shagging a page 3 girl in custard filled wellies. We don't even need to discuss that.
If you do want a pic then mail me your preferred base picture because as you know I'm not a proper artist, I need a photo to mash.
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:34,
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Oh bollocks. I'll probably never get this tutorial finished if only 3 people are going to see it.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:41,
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I wouldn't mind looking at it too. mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:48,
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Your tutorial intrigues me......I wish to subscribe to hear more
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:52,
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lully!that's a fine MiniManuel you have there. he'll be drawing his first CDC in no time :)
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:22,
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oo excellent!I've just been watching a film on itv4 about cats killing people. It was so bad that it was brilliant
(
Mousing,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:12,
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kittensgive me gas
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:18,
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Hahahaexcellent! I'll never look at those bottles the same way again.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:03,
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i just did a poo that smelt like cherriesappropriately enough
( lemony,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:04,
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You need to chop together a picture of the person who can drive in one of these.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:45,
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nice. I'll swap you for this golf
/took this photo this afternoon for a chum who's selling his car (lovely light this afternoon)
christhebarker,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:53,
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vasttracks of land
[edit] the two other things I've done today are
beef, prunes, walnuts and rockcliffe's babies
and
a woolly robot on holiday
([edit] the two other things I've done today are
beef, prunes, walnuts and rockcliffe's babies
and
a woolly robot on holiday
christhebarker,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:56,
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While it's quiet . . .. . . anybody got an e-mail address for Evil Prof. Pixel Masher? He sorted something out for me last night and I have yet to thank him 'cause I missed the post where it happened.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:22,
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are you ignoring my tribute on porpoise? www.b3ta.com/board/5594582
Edit:/ bugger. I have been humiliated by you not actually ignoring it, just being a lax bugger. grr. ;)
(Edit:/ bugger. I have been humiliated by you not actually ignoring it, just being a lax bugger. grr. ;)
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:29,
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I concuryou can lose yourself for days in there.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:34,
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except when the html doesn't workand scroll bars don't appear, and javascript links do nothing
but other than that, it works well. They just need to work out a few bugs
(but other than that, it works well. They just need to work out a few bugs
Or is it?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:42,
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sure there's bugs but it's still amazing
* Delivery of video on the the web that streams
* Ordinary URLs that allow for easy forwarding - hence allowing for the viral effect
* Option to download a hi-res version for playing back on PC
* Can embed on your own site, and sell ads on it
* Payment system to flog the hi-res version to people
It means people can make TV shows without a broadcaster and earn money off the production.
It's a revolution. A fucking revolution.
(* Delivery of video on the the web that streams
* Ordinary URLs that allow for easy forwarding - hence allowing for the viral effect
* Option to download a hi-res version for playing back on PC
* Can embed on your own site, and sell ads on it
* Payment system to flog the hi-res version to people
It means people can make TV shows without a broadcaster and earn money off the production.
It's a revolution. A fucking revolution.
rob,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:46,
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we had one of those fucking revolutions a few years back.Don't get too used to it Rob, some cunt will come along in a few years and convince you it's very bad for you.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:54,
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I thought people were already doing most of that with the ipod and such Or is it?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:04,
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the difference is * itunes forces the user the play the vids in the itunes player - an irritating jump from browsing
* google allows embedding on your own site - crucial - as it allows the content creator to earn cash from ads
* and google allows anyone to join in and play - again crucial for sucking up the small players
(* google allows embedding on your own site - crucial - as it allows the content creator to earn cash from ads
* and google allows anyone to join in and play - again crucial for sucking up the small players
rob,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:07,
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The drug of a nationapparently.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:13,
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No! Don't do it!He's rigged it to blow next time you pick up your mail!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:31,
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gaz IM me! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:35,
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Ooh, ta.(must stop asking questions on the board and then getting distracted).
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:00,
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pictorum
it's a joke on so many levelsfirstly, the large lift is not working, hence the "disabled".
secondly, inside is a disabled looking lift itself.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:14,
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secondly, inside is a disabled looking lift itself.
oh fuck that freaks me out!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:15,
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Oh yes indeed.This is still one of my very favourite sites on the net. Scary as fuck and bizarrely funny. I noticed today that there's a DVD offered on the site, the link doesn't work but I wrote to the distributor, I think I may buy it, assuming it's genuine.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:18,
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Sorry. House ruleWe do not install Apple products on our fingummy puter fings. ( needs quicktime, I won't install it {even though I have a fully licensed version of QT pro here } )
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:17,
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Go to the root and click aroundif you're interested. Not everything on there is QT, I think.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:19,
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oooo Kay!So what does it really have to do with me wanting Rob to see the sketch I did of him? I'm confused and a little scared.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:23,
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michael jackson? Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:25,
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Possiblywww.shayesaintjohn.com/somethingstrange.html
Top left of the page...
(Top left of the page...
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:29,
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yeahit's meant to be a bit sinister. Like you slid out of some hole in Lord of tyhe rings ;)
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:31,
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ha ha ha ha !*spits tea all over new monitor*
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:03,
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he has good balancefor only two wheels
Wootiful
(Wootiful
CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:04,
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*nods understandingly*
( CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:12,
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hahaha *belm*woo! :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:05,
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HA HA HApootle has fallen asleep: tips for how to get him up?
( 100% of Gibbon,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:11,
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tell him i'm here.or wash his face with a wet sponge.
(
Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:14,
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magic!hurrah :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 19:01,
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as requested from theHari-Kiri Stoat.
Jenny Bond 007.
(Jenny Bond 007.
Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:56,
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Perfik. If a little scary.
Woo Yay!
Bed time. Night all.
(Woo Yay!
Bed time. Night all.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:58,
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that's a bit good :)woo!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:12,
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Nice brushwork.Do me if you like, there's a classic pic in my profile.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:13,
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I'm on itbut forgive me if it turns up tomorrow. I'm a bit drunker than I first thunk I was.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:19,
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Not a problem.There is no onus on you. Just thought it would be fun.
(,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:22,
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velly woowoo to the point that i pulled my finger out and made:
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Ralph farts in your general direction,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:18,
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so you are saying what?you think I brush this stuff from scratch? Or do you think I IMPLY that I brush it from scratch?
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:56,
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seamless....
"just one corneto.... give it to me.... not fucking likely, at 99p......"
etc..
("just one corneto.... give it to me.... not fucking likely, at 99p......"
etc..
TBL I posted this on,
Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:59,
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