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# along the way I forgot why I was doing this
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# sheep is hungry
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# 5. Profit
ah who cares? it's rather ace anyway, and receives my Best Sunday Sheep award.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)
# thats feckin ace,
vereh smooth!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Should there be a reason?
It's fantastic - woo for the lovely sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I'm not so prized
She's so relaxing.
*fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# That's great :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Faster, faster!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Sponsor me!

justgiving.com/manley

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# cuddle me
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# my son had a hamster called vader
it drowned in the bog. Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Mine tunnelled out and was probably eaten by seagulls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# or giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Don't be fucking ridiculous.
Giraffes are baby Hamsters and wouldn't go in for cannibalism.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# there's no fooling you today
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)
# nowhere fast
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# he's a facking freak
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Colourer, colourer!!


Fannies...
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# nice gmos running
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# RPS
i cant actually remember which of these i've posted already, but im pretty certain they're not all pearoasts so enjoy........
   

 
                        click 'em all for bigger

 
 My Gallery

........i've gotta go to cheshire tommorrow, which is a five hour drive, for a job interview. im a little bit nervous about it.
so anyone who lives in the area and fancies takin me in for a nice, soothing cup of tea when i arrive would be muchly appreciated.......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Top left and top right are pea roasts.
The tree is nice, where be that to?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# the tree
be's from beachy head in eastbourne east sussex, its a massive clifftop and its all the rage with the local suicidalists don't you know..........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# yes, the world famous
East Sussex Suicidalist Front love that tree
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# aaaaah
i see you're familiar with them, such a pleasant bunch
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:09, archived)
# nice!
I was born in Cheshire and lived there until about 8 years ago. What town is it you are going to?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# tah muchly dude!
www.b3ta.com/board/5649598
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Right nice, they are!
Whereabouts in Cheshire is it? I had an interview at a certain pharma co. in Alderley Edge last year...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# tah muchly
im goin to Hartford Manor in Northwhich apparently, its for a job holiday reppin
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# ha ha
I have been to northwich. Was dead, I think there are no people living there at all. The wetherspoons had a bar maid in and no one else all evening. Rubbish place. Also don't stay at the flotel (floating hotel) it sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
# haha
flotel...........hmmmmmmmm........sounds classy
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Think the path is a pea
maybe the other 2 up top, cant remember
but they're ll nice anyways =)
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# lovely.......
.......grizzly?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# i saw this in the news of the world


was it done by someone here? or am i making things up?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Zak McFlimby?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# ah no,
Zaphod's Wombat?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Sue the fuckers.
For pears.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# No!
for candles!
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)
# No fork handles?
How inconvenient.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# yes it was
i even have a copy of it, can't remember who though
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5649256
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# unfortunately, i made it in 500 x 500
and i dont have a .psd, ill make another one, see if i can replicate it
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# I'm not sure where it originally came from
but I think this photo was by Davebr according to this: http://www.b3ta.com/board/4206482
(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:13, archived)
# ha ha!
the evidence is clear for all to see
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:19, archived)
# I sent one of them to an ex girlfriend last year
bitch
(pdjpdj, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# I gave one of them..
To my current girlfriend last year..



She wasn't that happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Perhaps
They can be made to pay both for Advertising Layout Design, and professional Freelance Photography fees?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Sue!
the bar stewards!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaya, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 2:02, archived)
# haha - you read news of the world.
that is very naughty of them tho... Sue them -sue them hard!
(teasus likes tea, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 11:40, archived)
# I think that Dave should
definitely contact them and get some compensation for that. It's blatant theft, and he can prove it.

Let us know what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ...
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# bahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# rama?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# eeh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
#
keep your juvenile pillockery off of the board please.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# gay
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Haha
First giggle of the day
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Strange choice of words.
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# looks like that scouse bird
out of atomic kittin
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Enn Ess Eff Double You!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# lovely
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Bloody Gazza
always in the news
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Quick and messy but it had to come out of my head
Coronation Street actress Helen Worth.
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Brill
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# hahahahahah
yes! YES!

YESSSS!
(jms, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Mother?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# more father by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# that's unshopped
no wait, it's RPS Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Sunshine elephant would
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# looks like that scouse bird
out of atomic kittin
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Woe unto
who wetherby the target of your acerbic wit
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Funny that
I live near Wetherby.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Ooh Leeds bash!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# I thought you were meant to shop pictures before posting
(I helped save b3ta! Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Big improvement
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Gail...
Phone... Martin....

If anything your shoppery has improved her appearance somewhat

odd-necked no-chinned freak woman that she is
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# ahahahahah
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# are you going to stand for this?
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/B3ta
(jms, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# *stands*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# *pushes over*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)
# *Goes to cook a casserole*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
# aww noes !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:37, archived)
# *Asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# hooray for chump!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Hmmmm
"Some members have taken on the B3tan known as Easty as a role model and have grown similar long curly ginger hair as a tribute."

I think there lies the guilty party
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Meh!
apparently I'm 'unfeasibly funny'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:37, archived)
# but which funny?
ha ha, or peculiar?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Duh!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:41, archived)
# oh yes, it is that obvious
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:42, archived)
# unfeasibly fanny


'noon
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Phwoar
Trousers begone!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:43, archived)
# *begoes trousers*
how very liberating
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# *sigh*
You know the rules... no unshopped pics on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Pffft
*wipes spit off monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# This one's even better:
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA%21
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:39, archived)
# The links give but a hint
of the original content.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:41, archived)
# This is true but completely unrelated to my statement
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# there
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# On the stair?
Where in Devon?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Middle of Devon
under the stair
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# with clogs on?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Yes
and a hat made from spanners
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:51, archived)
# neat, smart, wicked, bitchin'
etc
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# left here
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Kirton?
Ashreigney?

Llama Cross?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
still laughing
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Pfffft
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# many things i never new i didn't know and in fact many things i knew i knew
but didn't really know i knew.

ha ha "concentrate on heated scientific debate"
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:40, archived)
# go on
vandalise the whole site
(jms, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Pffftt!!
B3ta 'See Also: VHS'
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:28, archived)
# That's really awful.
Really.

It actually hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# *kicks back*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha!

marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# i believe the correct auto response to be
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Pfft!
your puns are umbilical-able
(jesushairdresser minges, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# and womb might you be to judge?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# would uterus-t anyone who didn't
provide such good puns?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)
# I wouldn't labour the point
just to be placenta of attention
(jesushairdresser minges, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# OOF
Good 'un sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# oh my oh my.
solid gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# aaaaaargh it burns me
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# oh dear that just madness
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# a few new ones
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# 7MB!!!!
oh wait, it's in bytes.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# that would be impressive
(2P4E nil admirari, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# or a
bmp
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# god bless your lungs
i'm wheezing just loking at them
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# somebody should drwa
pixel lungs ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:28, archived)
# here you go my friend
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# the ones on the right look like mine
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:41, archived)
# splendidly pixelly smokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)
# he he he
!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)
# How rare...
I was just looking through my hard drive and found this...

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# You could easily use that to hang hats on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# them there's hilarity
but i don't know why.
(mmmkay, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Mmmm... tasty snack
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Silly Bogbean,
Bird with Ketchup is not a snack.

Birds like drizzling with mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)
# what the fuck, bird is snacks
bird is not normally snacks
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# *Eats chicken*
*disagrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# chicken is not bird!!
chicken is member of pig family, for the duration of this debate
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Duck?
Pheasant, Guinea Fowl, Goose, Turkey, Pigeon, Blackbird, Snipe, Woodcock, Grouse, Partridge, Johnson's Giraffe, Reticulated Giraffe, Swan, Ostrich, Quail or Capon?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# ha ha
you almost missed off giraffe!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# As if I'd make that sort of textbook error.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# RPS
A photo of part of the shelf above my bedroom door
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# *would*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# you sleep in a toyshop
that's decidedly odd
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)
# best days of our lives
dont know if its GlassCock if its somebody elses photoshopped pic or wot, i just had this on my puter for years and so here it is for your viewing pleasure




my fave is the one with the tiny head, but then who DOESNT like a little head?
(poomin, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# front row, 4th from the left, Rik?
back row, 4th from left, DTH?
afterning all
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# G'Ning squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# blatantly shopped: here's the original, with normal-sized head
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hmm
lordmanley.co.uk/cdc/?img=http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/omgyay!.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Looks a bit
redexed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# ooh!
Left out a question mark, wait a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# is that the CDC generator?
's not working!

edit: 's bettererererer
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Hmm!
Maybe it is the exclamation mark?

Bugger - can't be arsed to fiddle now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# fuckit,
prolly just end up gettin modded anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# :)
keep your subversive pillockery off the board please.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# peek a boo
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Argh!
TEH FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# where?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# there on the stair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# right there
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# a little fear with clogs on
going clip clippity clop clippity clop.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# ooh thats evil
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Go FireFox
Speed that bugger up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Oooh
nasty

but good
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# RPS not chopped in any way
(AnthT, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Don't tell me...David Coulthard ;-)
afternoon you fine people
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# 'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# 'Ning Sir!
I hope this afternoon finds you and all others well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# G'afternoon, Mister!
Looking forward to meeting you at Hudds.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Yes yes, I shall be there, decided that I NEEDED to go, as opposed to 'go if I could arrange time away from work'
so, you use the phrase, I 'booked it, packed it, and I'm ready for it'

Should be fun to break my B3tabash cherry there - but I'm NOT doing a hat.... mebbe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# C]:0(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# ^this is the reaosn why^
I could end up being mistaken for him
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I booked time off work especially.
And you should do a hat, even if it's just a small one.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I'll wear an invisible hat - there, a fine comprimise!
;-) -
Booking time off work isnt a problem here, I work for myself - I just hope the 4 and a half hour drive up there will be worth it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I'm driving too - yawn.
Either from Lincoln - just over 3 hours. Or Nottingham, just over 2.5.
At least I'll have some very sexy company - Curis, come2whereimfrom, and maybe TUTT!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Been cinematified.
I hate it, small chairs and a jerky screen.

If the hamtoucher in front hadn't talked on the 'phone all through it there's have been no fun at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha, see anything good?
Don't worry, can't beat my 'best' time at the cinema - watching the sixth sense, nice, quiet audience, all into it, and then someone's mobile goes off quietly in the row in front of me
and the immortal words 'yup, can't talk now, we're just getting to the bit where you find out he's dead' were uttered by said offender...
I believe he's still buried under a tonne of popcorn there...


*100% true
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# That's brilliant.
A guy I went to see Pulp Fiction with said (About 10 minutes from the end) "'ere, Manley, it's clever, but I've worked it out, it's not in order." This after Travolta has dies and also been seen alive.

We saw 'Just Friends', which was SWMBO's choice as she fancies the fat geek in it.

EDIT - Ryan Reynolds
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# fat geek... Dave the Hat??? - Moviestar?


*runs like f*ck*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *Cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)
#
*kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I am well
thankyou Uncle Arch

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Uncle Archie bids you a fine afternoon Squire Dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Woo for RPS!
Have a picture of Martha, my pet pufferfish.
tetraodon lineatus
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# fat bitch
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# she's amazing!
how can you tell the gender of a fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# lift up her skirt...
d'uh
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# I wondered where all the pies
had gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# need a fair bit of batter for that....
mind you there won't be much eating in it....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# When she lets out the puff
does she zoom round the tank like a deflating balloon?
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# I've always wanted to know this.
Plus, can you pop it? What happens if you did?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# wow
i want one!
(General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Can it be milked?
nice fish!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# would

/edit: why is it tagged odd-fish.net and why do I find that name very funny?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# shamelessly reposting because I have nothing left to give


I suppose there is rugby on tv at least!
(malmohuset, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Ahem?
If I may?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# you may
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Thankyou,
I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
# and
rightly so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Attack of the Mel Gibsons!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# pearoast? i'll have a slice of that
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Pfffft!
MAMMAAAAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# repost and racism,
you certainly pulled the stocks out!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# RPS
have a proud car sick puppy, with his three full bags of sick :D
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# how did you manage to catch it all?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# i imagine he was driving,
and the dog was ill into the sickbags himself.
it's a nice image anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# it is a nice image
but i can't imagine a dog opening one of those sandwich bags with their tigh seals
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# they'll find ways,
or have to, if they ever want to become the dominent species on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Hello?
Could I trouble you for a moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# for a moment, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Have you got a big version of your 'eggs' from below?
I'd like it if you have (PSD or JPG or whatever)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I take it that's a no then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Talking of tight seals...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# it's become a necessary art...
(I_tickle_myself, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# pokemon dog sick?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# dog on drugs!
well confiscated!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Ha ha
He looks most nonchalant
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# clever puppy!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# weres the stering wheel on the left side?
why is it on the right?
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Here in the UK, we're a little crazy like that!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# yes we dont even need the man with
the red flag to walk in front of our vehicles any more....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# A rather dim friend of mine asked me if the knob...
... on the front of my car, in the grille, was to wind it up (it's to open the bonnet).
How rude! I know my car is slightly old (G-reg Mini) but I mean, come on! Silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# my mate has an old austin a40
complete with crank handle :-)

tis much fun watching him use it to start the thing...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Awww - that's cute!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Haha
I gave an American a lift in my H-reg Mini.

She pissed herself laughing when I pulled the choke out.

"Manual choke? Hahahaha"

I told her she could walk if she liked.

She stopped laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# as usual. tired. hungover. and i'm not sure what i'm doing really.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Jizz jerkingly
fantastariffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# weurgh!

/crikey
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)

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