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# this
is what happend last night according to me m8, cos i cant remember anything.



it was a tenner to get in and free drink all night :) still got a hangover tho.

oh and first ever animation type thing, hope it works!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Woo!


Just discovered the signature thing!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:41, archived)
# That's a lovely
Kirk.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Isn't he just
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)
# KHAAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# i tried to blow up a condom once,
as a result i failed to, and tasted so much spermicide i got ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Yeah that stuff tastes bad!
My party trick used to be putting one up my nose and pulling out of my mouth.
Oh to be a drunken teen again!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Yay!
Say goodbye to your retronasal structure! :D
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Hmm...
must have been a lot.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:43, archived)
# haha
didnt know that was possible

*tries*


*ill's*

damm!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Filling them with water is awesome
You can get them ridiculously huge
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)
# woo!
i likes that
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)
# What pub bathroom
sells inflatable cocks?
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)
# ..
brighton one's :/
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:46, archived)
# The Blue Oyster Bar
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:47, archived)
# More importantly...
what pub toilet sells inflatable cocks......and doesn't expect you to spang people over the head with one.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)
# That the gloucester?
Been meaning to go to that night.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)
# yer
it is. tbh ts crap, the dj wont play any heavy stuff and its full of trendies and some chavs. Nothing like it used to be.
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I heard the other day
that it's being closed down, and turned into a strip club.
I haven't quite made up my mind about whether that's a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 19:20, archived)
# yer
it is because of the new owners (we nearly got into a fight with the owners son's last night lol). But i think the regular club nights will stay. I'm not sure either...will have to try it out, in the name of sience obviously. ahem!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 19:33, archived)
# yey, me work firewall is stopping me from viewing images :D
still made this though;



Make of it as you will, I was having an odd moment with MS Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:32, archived)
# dooooooooooooooonkeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

BLUE?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:33, archived)
# so you can see it?
I can't tell this side.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:33, archived)
# you bet
blue donkey head - quite cute (: woo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:35, archived)
# AWWW
he's cute
(but i still wouldn't shag him)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:33, archived)
# why not?
Would be like Tron Porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:39, archived)
# How exactly?
Make sure you go into detail...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:43, archived)
# well, would have to include the music at least.
that was early 80's fantasy porn theme music if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Lovely Donkey!
Le sac magic etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ZoomZoom, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Needs washing
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)
# pfft!
way to bandwagon!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:46, archived)
# hehehe :D
cheers for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Donkey with an earring?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:57, archived)
# goooood evening

no, i don't know either :/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:30, archived)
# oooer
Curly
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:34, archived)
# thats lovey
'ning miss
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:36, archived)
# ning-a-ling cutie
how you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:37, archived)
# heh heh
I'm good thanks lovely. I want more snow. It didn't settle when it came down earlier.
And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)
# i'm pretty good really
just got back from rehearsals for the school play and i'm listening to Five and getting ready for work!
yay! *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)
# nice girly Tron type action
: )
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Yay...
I finds this strangely calming
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:37, archived)
# lully animation
woooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:38, archived)
# you should get a job for AZ maps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Your pubes are a funny colour.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 19:42, archived)
# 'ning

just don't ask... I have no answer
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Hehe
She swallowed a shark to catch the kitten...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Sharp shark.
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:50, archived)
# yay for sharks!
Woo to that. in fact its so god it deserves a pearoasty woo!

(po po, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Aww shucks...
& woo to your woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Shittin' on top o' the free world

Georgie pulled the chain and had no time to wash his hands b4 there was a blinding flash bang wallop
(de do ron ron Essay?What Essay is that?When?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:13, archived)
# got there in the end. :)
that's a splendid first post, nicely animated.
welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:15, archived)
# wtf-lol
cdc-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Silly georgie! Earth...
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Captain Sting, He's a hero
gonna reduce spam down to zero
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
# *groans*
*dies*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:12, archived)
# On Corduroy's busy street
Image hosting by Photobucket

Forget stepping on a line, Corduroy. That doggie is crossing a line, if you ask me. And he's looking at you.

No apologies for handheld camera flash glare or blurriness.
(cox2inhibitor, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# i like that bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Ninja shopping


apologies for sloppyness
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
# oh
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:08, archived)
# ha ha
thats the one
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:09, archived)
# If an animal
has sex with a different species, as it appears to be, is the bestiality? Even if they're stuffed animals?

(well, the mouse is stuffed now)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:00, archived)
# I think
you are spending way too much time thinking about that.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:03, archived)
# yes
now go to your room, and leave the pet behind.

(heh heh. pet behind)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:08, archived)
# pfft
*bumsex*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:11, archived)
# There's a move in Kansas
to illegalize sex acts between teenagers under the age of 16, even if they're both consenting. They want it to be considered statuatory rape.

Yay Kansas! Best of all the states.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:21, archived)
# It.....
it is illegal here..... I think. I am a statutory rapist! Huzzah! still, married her 8 years later and she ran off with a big fat guy, so she deserved a good ol' raping! I'm off for a kebab!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Evolution?
Not in Kansas!
(Prune, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:33, archived)
# erm k...
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:00, archived)
#
NOOOOOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)
# DONT MOVE TEH FLUFFY ONE!
Move no further!!!!
(po po, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:02, archived)
# *right clicks*
half life 2 laser mine style
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:08, archived)
# I thought you were lurking!
(but then, I thought my router was blocking this site so I can do some work...)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:11, archived)
# I was
but the thought of blowing a tiny kitty away with the right click of a mouse aroused me into action! Well. Aroused me.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:16, archived)
# it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:17, archived)
# ah
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:05, archived)
# *ahem* "NOOOOOOOOO"
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:10, archived)
# haha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:13, archived)
# yay
the badly translated pirate dvd flickr pool!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:13, archived)
# ROFLCOPTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:16, archived)
# 'Ning Ammy Z...How's you?

Edit: Ok, Ammy Z wasn't as good a ghetto name as I thought. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Thirsty but alright
Did you se the snow earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Nah I've been shut-in all day
aiding some so called "research"...I need a Mars Bar
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:27, archived)
# I need a cool refreahing diet coke
but im quitting fizzy drinks for lent
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Ohh...you need still fanta :) It's my cinema drink of choice
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:33, archived)
# My best mate
loves that mixes with pepsi so it looks like diarea. gross
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:34, archived)
# haha
you is fucked fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:06, archived)
# pat... pat... pat....
BOOM.

I dont think a kitten would have enough weight to trip the spring plate. Cant remember why i made that now... *wanders off muttering to self*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Worst. Bomb. Disposal. Officer. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Fluffy go boom
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:09, archived)
# 'noon/'ning b3ta
have some cleavage whilst I draw a chicken.


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# BOOOOOBBBBBBBIES
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Norks!
aw, I lose.

*expects more shouts of words for breasts*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:57, archived)
# BIG
BIG JUGS!
(po po, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)
# KNOCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)
# MELONS!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# BIKINI STUFFERS
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:02, archived)
# SOMEONE'S 50%
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:03, archived)
# FUNBAGS
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Devil’s dumplings
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Funbags!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Georgie Bests
or thruppenny bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:03, archived)
# TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:09, archived)
# BREASTICLES
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Chesticles
(I helped save b3ta! ZoomZoom, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:37, archived)
# fluffy love pillows in
this household ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# DIRTY
PILLOWS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# oki doki skip me old flapper...
*jumper bumps*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# my humps,
my lovely lady lumps......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:00, archived)
# sweater bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:20, archived)
# oooh, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# mamalian protruberances
Blllll la la la la!!!!!!!! ... nice cleavage, don't forget to COOK that chicken well, to avoid contact with H5N1
(de do ron ron Essay?What Essay is that?When?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:24, archived)
# sorry in advance to all you strict christians
but i kinda havent stopped with the whole pancake day thing...

www.freewebs.com/ollie92/Epsiode%201%20smaller.gif

Be kind to me
(po po, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:49, archived)
# SPANGS
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:52, archived)
# How many strict Christians
or strict followers of any religion (except for The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) would participate in such a blasphemous message board?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:52, archived)
# evil ones?
(po po, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Touché
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# It may be my crazy mind
but I'm fairly sure we have at least one priest on here somewheres.....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# I really hope visiting b3ta
is a hell-worthy offense
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:02, archived)
# ha ha
definitely
(Prune, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Nice.

I'd work on your bubble layout though- it's too easy to read all that in the wrong order.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# ^this
nad this www.b3ta.com/board/5714597

just about sums it all up, woo to you sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:57, archived)
# ^ This'm ^
Other than that, it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:17, archived)
# nice
i have no idea who talked first in bubble 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Same
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# yeah, i guess,
but, well i have no excuses!

*sobs quietly
(po po, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# the general rule is,
that you have the person who talks first, in the highest bubble.
thats about it....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)
# I like the background detail
and good spang action
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# friday and saturday
made the tea and the saké!
(I helped save b3ta! cat-biscuit is back, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Haha
and nice tagging.
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I like
what you've done here. Tea-Hee.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHeed, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:46, archived)
# friday
'sold virginity to highest bidder'

saturday

'reminder. take morning after pill.'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:47, archived)
# .
32k?

(woo, by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:49, archived)
# 32k!
Call in the Nazi!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:50, archived)
# heh heh (and I still havent seen it) Have a repost
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# oo pretty
!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Wow!
Nice vectoring!
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# memoirs of a blobcat?
noice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Now that would be a cool film :D
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:17, archived)
# woo
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# i love that one
have another woo
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:50, archived)
# playtime
(irishmark persevering, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:40, archived)
# well i think this is rather nice
even if nobody else does
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:48, archived)
# *jumps on bandwagon*


I'm late huh?
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:36, archived)
# yup, I nailed the bandwagon yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/5710582
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Haha, had to be the best 'Do It Woman' yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Not at all
*lost my 2003 version of that*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# remember this, you must
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:46, archived)
# No pic last time - Oops!


Again apologies for this sick post earlier, I saw the funny side, but those who didn't, I'm sorry, no offence intended!

Drunken Vet.
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)
# *checks Drunken Vet's messages*
wouldn't worry about it, though it'd probably explain why I thought I heard jackboots marching past my comp. a little while ago. ignore them!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Hehe!
AtmosFear Zombie Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:38, archived)
# fnar fnar
Offence? Never! I spent the whole taxi ride home last friday night horrifying the taxi driver with dead baby jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:40, archived)
# haha
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?

A baby takes 5 minutes longer in a microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:43, archived)
# it was the
"how do you make a baby cry twice" one that prompted him to say that i was out of order. I followed it with a few more, not to be outdone.....
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:03, archived)
# silly drunken vet
penguins live at south pole, poor things must be falling of the bottom of the planet as we speak...

/pedant
//relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# It never rains but it pours...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Thats gorgeous.
Absolutely bloody gorgeous.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# haha!
top stuff
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Awww
Poor lil guy
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:36, archived)
# *offers umbrella*
aww
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:38, archived)
# I like it
sort of like a self-fulfilling prophecy
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Lovely animation
repost ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# lol
that's damn clever

woo :D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Seasonal accidents cost lives
(I helped save b3ta! cat-biscuit is back, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# it looks like tubgirl was making the mixture
in that kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# haha!
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! cat-biscuit is back, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:50, archived)
# That they do
thanks for the valuable advice
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# thank you baron
don't forget to alert the men
(I helped save b3ta! cat-biscuit is back, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Haha...
Yes. Pancakes = death.


Edit: This is going to sound really odd but I think I know you from somewhere. I recognise the username...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# a sticky end
you may do. your profile mentions Hertfordshire.
I was spawned in Hertford.
(I helped save b3ta! cat-biscuit is back, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Yep. Got it...I've just added you to MSN...If you have it I can explain everything there!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I didnt have any pancakes
*Is a pathetic bastard*
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# **Gasp**
how DARE you!!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:57, archived)
# then you are safe!
just make sure they don't hunt you down predator style
(I helped save b3ta! cat-biscuit is back, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)
#


Edit: now with added goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# WYH
gheyer
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# great minds
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
In other news, I am a window cleaner. I am also a tiny bit afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:29, archived)
# of heights?
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# of cleaning the windows of a dark room
then realising there is someone masturbating in it. It's a fear we all share.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)
# More icon bummage!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# your sig is part of a smiths song
AIJRIATCMFPETSMHMIA*

*and I've just realised it and therefore claim my five pounds, even though someone might have mentioned it already
(trumpet, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# You may claim your five pounds
If you can spot the deliberate mistake
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
Beattie icons!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is SILLY.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)
# i watched poirot earlier too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Haha.
Have a click. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# hahahah
woo to this!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:29, archived)
# HI COCKALORUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)
# been a while since I've seen a proper HI COCKALORUM!
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
HA
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:45, archived)
# WRONG.
wrong wrong wrong.

I just saw it. Pass the eyebleach please.
(busterbeckett BUSTER BECKETT - saved by the buoyancy of citrus, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 18:17, archived)
# who would like a cup of tea?


mmm, pint of tea...
(whatsinaname, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I've got one
but thank you
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# MR SCRUFF MUG!
I have one of those, only mine is super-massive.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# ach
they only had normal sized mugs when i saw mr scruff... :o(
(whatsinaname, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# : (
You can buy them off the website though.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# yar
but i can buy lots of things on lots of websites and then cry because i can't pay my visa bill... *shakes fist at tempty tempty internet*
(whatsinaname, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
You poor soul. Start saving!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Hooray!
I've gotta Mr Scruff mug but mine's different, it's black and white and you can put potato juice or brine in it.

Happy days!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:51, archived)
# yard of tea please!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I must have one.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# FECK OFF CUP!!
*CHUCKS CUP*
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# i got a 'pinky and the brain' one that's bigger then that.

made by acme, so it must be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Acme is a grocery store
near where I live. I have all sorts of Acme-brand products littered around my home.
pfft, it's kind of like Tesco Value, but more cartoony.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# do they sell anvils?

and alum powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Sadly no
I have Acme brand cheese though, and cheese is fucking ace

I suppose you could use Acme bleach and Acme glass cleaner to form chlorine gas...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:29, archived)
# "Cheese is fucking ace"
Couldn't have put it better myself
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# hehehe
I have an unnatural affinity for cheese.
Christ I love it.

edit: I just had some cheese. I am now in a state of bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I own me own mug thanks....
..this one actually
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# mine's
is bigger than 4.5"...
(whatsinaname, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)
# it's not the size that counts......
...it's what Cuppa-Soup you put in it.

Croutons are a must.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# yes
but for a cup this size, two satches is a must. four if you have picked up 'slim-a-soup' in error...
(whatsinaname, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# More experimerimentatiomen


bigger, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)
# vey lully
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)
# lemon jelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Yay!
Hahahaha, is it really that obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# hehe
it's circles within circles,
i think they found a niche.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)
# That they did.
I adore their artwork above all others. Makes buying their CDs well worth it, the musics just a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Always a fan
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)

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