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# one ticket to hull
Image hosting by Photobucket
with extra spam:
Book on 0115 947 6096
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)
# YARR!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:56, archived)
# they've made a bit of a journey from penzance to nottingham.
bus or train?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)
# galleon
duh....
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Ooo
Good luck with Pirates. I've just finished doing Patience with York Uni G&S Society (http://www.gsyork.co.uk). We've just voted to do Pirates next February.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Liebe


Arbeit macht Liebe
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)
# that's what I meant anyway.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)
# lol
that should really happen :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)
# haha
*clicks*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)
# haha
I like this!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Haha you loon!
Excellent!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Haha!
Skill :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Is it real?
I see no shark!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
# that set off the opening drum roll in my head...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] two for the price of one...

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# *titters*
especially at the second one!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
absolutely brilliant
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:37, archived)
# weird, i remember the top one being 280 wide as well
[edit] that's better
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
# maybe you were squinting at the time
.. squinting and wanking
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# or just sitting very close to the screen
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# .. leaning over, eh?
cor!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# woo yay of the highest order!
especially for the hat in the second one.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Hehe
:¬)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Lovely!
More puppies with hats!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:54, archived)
# awwwww!!!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)
# excellent stuff
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)
# What a mong I must be.
I don't get it at all.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Yay to the second
but boo to the first. I dont actually know what it is, but it looks horrid.
(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] If this were true I'd have a kittin ARMY!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I really needed this compo today
as the guy that lives next to me in halls had his flat brocken into last night and he was robbed at knife point.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
# by you?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)
# PFFT...
*hides*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Probably by the guy who he was dealing for
stupid fuckwit
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)
# oh dear...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)
# hehe
woo indeed!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# ha ha, yay!
smokin'
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Thank you.
I'm now off to smoke a fag.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)
# woooo :D
That's a good reason to quit :)

Done this the other day in case anyone missed it

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:47, archived)
# oh
how i wish that were true :D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Don't Ask
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:31, archived)
# *doesn't ask*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
# why thank you
...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:36, archived)
# eww bacon and plastic cheese
EVIL
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:37, archived)
# be afraid
... maybe, but the sandwich king rules us all
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# ah - that old chestnut.







`
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# ...
huh?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:44, archived)
# (only joking... it was over my head, see!)
`
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Talking of old chestnuts
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Nuclear warhead operators could skive

Edit: Should I made it play Tic Tac Toe?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Ooh, nice!
Get the chainsaw! Blast the bastards! Press "Arm"! Fire!

Oh, hang on...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Those two would do anything for charity
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# goatseface
goatseface
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] If the world was fluffy...


No one can really win this, as you'd probably die the second yo reached the shore... oh well.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Oopsy!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Blessed rocks :D
that made me smile lots *imaginary click*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I still love that
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] for the fluffy comp...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# 3 years and 3 months
and you haven't notice the board uses html?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# <img src="http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lilyab3ta6om.jpg">
should do it
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# but it's a bit big, <a href="http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lilyab3ta6om.jpg" target="_blank">image big, so click for pic</a>
so i'd link it
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# <img src="URL">
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# this thread's a bit of a car crash. have a kitten. :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Nice One Yay
woo!!!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:25, archived)
# That is bloody brilliant
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
#
img src="http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2504/lilyab3ta6om.jpg"

in the pointy brackets as your image is FUCKING HUGE
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# that's too big for a still image,
can you link or remove it please.

edit - cheers.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# kick him in the cunt
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Back to work you!

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:32, archived)
# tomorrow, dear waspy.. tomorrow!
today I have to do the bloody dishes, which is a lot less fun than 1337 server stuff
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
# you shouldn't have bled on the dishes!
Aah haha hahahaha *cough* ha!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# wasn`t me, chief
she ran out of tampax

.. bowls work better than saucers
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:44, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
yarrr!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# sorry should have really checked it out
it wasn't my image :(
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# sorry about all that
Right, sorry 'bout that... havn't been on here in ages... Thanks for the help btw.

Being my first pic in a few years,
Any opinions?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# keep it about 400px max, and optimise it to about 60-70% quality
and stop shopping Jamie Oliver
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Oi! What're you doing here?
Have we got you back?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# nah have the day off work
had to go and shout at the muppets at the DVLA who reckon my car vanished off the face of the planet for 3 years

had a big row with their head inspector that my number plates weren`t Irish - had to actually explain number plates to him

fucking w... fuck FUCK!! ggrr fuckfuck

edit: feeling any better?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
Have a cup of tea and a cigarette, it'll all seem better
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:32, archived)
# ha
pray you never have to drive to the hell hole that is Borehamwood

and the woman at the desk told me off for being 10 minutes early.. I shot her a look and she nearly shat herself
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
bit better, but still a snotty mess.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# heh
as every bloke knows.. ill women are teh sexy!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# did you state
"I know where you live" in your best terrorist accent? : P
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:40, archived)
# nah I just took it out on the head inspector when he turned up 10 minutes late
fucking cunt...

what kind of a job is it to work 2 days a week, and just write down the chassis number of a car

but it proves that MOTs, the official DVLA car registration document, and all official car documentation from the manufacturer are worth fuck all to some jumped up little twat who doesn`t know how to read a number plate
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Och well
My Dad's needing to get his Volvo MOT'd tomorrow. It has NI plates too. I'll tell him of your fun.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# the first question he`ll get if he hasn`t met the MOT guy before is
"are they personalised plates"

what the fuck?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Hah
Probably. 3 random letters, 4 random digits. Why is that personalised?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Gaaggghhhhhh not teh Borehamwood!!!!!
You poor fucker

Nice to have you back even if it is just for a day :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Borehamwood in morning rush hour traffic
11 miles or something, but took about 1hr 10mins

you gotta love "Great"er London
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)
# What direction were you comming from
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)
# good use of smudge.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:25, archived)
# seeing as everyone is a touch unfluffed, I can't ruin anyone's day by letting you know what she's done this time
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:17, archived)
# what a little mynx!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# would
although I've seen her website now, and probably wouldn't.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Where is
teh quo?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# she is
the new quo
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheers Chunderbunny!


you just reminded me I should probably repoast this for teh compo
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Pfffft! Fantastic.
Some good entries this morning.
(I love it when I get to stay in a hotel, and I can sign the Bible (in pencil) 'Enjoy the read! Best wishes, God x x x').
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Arf!
Glad to be of service :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:17, archived)
# service!
ha de har!

Yay!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:24, archived)
# mmmm, god-bunnies!
lovely.

Nothing to do with the compo, but here's a bible repost
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning

Shameless rehashing of idea from last compo
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# *buys*
*reads*
*starts global thermoneuclear war*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# how about a nice game of chess?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:12, archived)
# too strategic, would rather play something simple, like backgammon
mmmmmm backgammon
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# A strange game...
the only way to win is not to play

Bravo to the bible
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Aww, but that removes all the fun!
I love it when Jesus throws a strop and starts hurling stuff about!
Excellent idea though - hurrah!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Woo
Can we have the Bhagavad-Gita version but leave the jokes in ;)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] If the world was fluffy


the Royal cocking Mail would remember they're supposed to be providing a service and not leaving fucking pillar boxes unemptied for days on end

/has issues with the mail right now

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# grrrr
wooo!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Gosh - despite the compo...
... we seem to be in bad moods today.
In other news: top shop - woo!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I am in a good mood!! And 'ning!!
and in more other news, I have dragged myself off my lazy-ass death bed, and am left with only loads of coughing to do!! Hoorraaaahhhh!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Good Morning, lovely!
I also heaved myself out of my bed of doom-and-gloom.
And I am only left with fuckwits and work to deal with. Hurrah.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# I shall return to my place of work tomorrow evensong
today I will spend with my girl 'just good' friend, and hopefully get my arse into gear and pop the question to rid me of the 'just good' bit, harrarr
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Awww - well good luck with that!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# ta, right, I'm off, gotta be there at 12
and I haven't had a shower yet!!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:23, archived)
# unwoo
for bad moods...

I have a hummus shortage today :(
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:12, archived)
# My instant reaction was...
... that this would be some cruel trick on the vertically challenged

Maybe just me
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# quite right too
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Haha
I've just gotten your cake! Yay! So the postal service can't be that bad
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
*refluffs*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)
# fluffy
but not compo-able
Introducing Mr Fluffy McFluffson the Third

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# For some reason that reminds me of
Stoppit and Tidyup!

Woo!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# ARF.....
I had forgotten all about that show!

*goes off to downlaod every episode*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# wogantastic
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# it's like fluffy deeley boppers have come to life!

woo yay FLUFF!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Did you say...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Compo it anyway
Woo
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# *Tries to email the address at the bottom*.
*Fails*. But otherwise, very lovely indeed. Rargh!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Does it have a name?
...I'm guessing Mr Fluffy McFluffson the Third.

Edit: Arf! Ninja! *points*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# flufftastic !
so that's what 'all teh fluff' looks like (:
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# ha ha
I love its little surprised look, like it's just emerged from a spin cycle involving packets of Daz, Arial and Bold Automatic
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Yeah, he was white but someone chucked in some socks....
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# there we go Thor :)

Click for rest as per norm
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Inconceivable!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# pffft
classic film

also classic series of pics
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:17, archived)
# You use that word
but I do not think that you know what it means.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# WOO!
lully.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# well....it was either that or the rabid poodles
hmmm....
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaahahahaahahahahaha
i love this
*clicks until finger falls off*

Best film EVER - FACT
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# ^may not be true
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# the best film ever is Ghostbusters
as any fule kno
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I concur
tis a no-brainer argument, Ghostbusters rocks.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# I think
I'd have a hard time choosing between the two. Neither of them are films I'm ever likely to get bored of watching.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is fucking brilliant
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# I'm STILL not getting bored of these.
awesome!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
clap clap clap
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
But she's not left handed!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# they fought with both...
..makes no diff (I thought about that too lol)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Yep
But that was the joke, that neither of them were left handed.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:26, archived)
# go woman!

another for your fan page!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# fecking brilliant!!!!!!
WOOOOO!!!!!! (adding to page now)

EDIT done :D that is awesome :D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# yay!
just finished reading the book - its as good as the film, if not better.

Womans going to have a job with this one
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# thankfully.....
...she's a dab hand with the sleeper hold, learned to fence for 20 odd years and built up an amazing natural resistance to foxglove.

Unfortunately she's got no chance against the MS Paint "eraser" tool.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:34, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:31, archived)
# can you
add "bake a cake" woman? on a soft interpretation of the "dinner" one !??! Or are suggestions a no-no?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)
# was asked to make a "Make me some Pie" one too....
...just sounds too daft tbh lol

That's good coming from me after the shit I've made lol
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Morning, Folks!

Sorry, it's a tiny-little bit long.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Hehe
Good 'ning lady
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Good 'ning to you, young man!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
woo
Morning Miss Angry
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Raaaaarrrghhhhhhh!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# *trembles*

(...oh, and "WOO!")
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# And so you should.
Tremble, I mean, not woo.
Though that's rather nice too! :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# *trembles some more*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Gah, that makes the world a worse place!
Nicely done though.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Cheers m'dear!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] this took way too long for what it is


(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# i rather like that
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# most fluffay
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Super duper!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# yes!
I am cured of cancer ...

*wanks
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Whee Bouncy?
That's actually bustybabes.ru!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Another close call for NASA
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# haha
cheese
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Arf
But aren't you missing one
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# he's just out of shot...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# He's piloting the remains of the wreckage...
...to FREEDOM!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# that's very woo
yay
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] he's just been to do his shopping...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:44, archived)
# typical, you wait ages for one then five turn up at the same time.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)
# And in other news:
Man riding giant ring-tailed lemur foils military coup.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)

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