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Dear Sir or Madam, did you read my book?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:03, archived)

It took me years to write, will you take a look?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:26, archived)

It's a dirty story.
Looks like it's been dropped into a bowl of spunk with 3 veg.
Take it out, clean it up and you might have a seller.

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Ratsta, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:35, archived)

I can make it longer, if you like the style.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:43, archived)

that would be
"penis enlargement for dummies - a reference for the rest of us.

also the song, "Paperback writer" is not as good as "I wanna be your dog" by the Stooges

(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:53, archived)

Quite.

..I didn't say it was a good song, just the basis for an extremely stupid image.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:58, archived)

speaking of books, Iggy and stupid images .........

(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:03, archived)

DRRRRRRRRRUGS.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:04, archived)

oh noes

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pickled_babies

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:03, archived)

pickled in semen?

surely that's gay?

(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:09, archived)

Well, no.

Unrelated, but it made me laugh:

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Keira_Knightley_In_A_White_Corset_And_Kate_Beckinsale_In_A_Black_One

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:15, archived)

That's brilliant!

"Arguably, the best pickled babies come from the German pirate area of east Pedophler"
I wonder who came up with that??!!

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:39, archived)

Pickled great aunts

Strange but true - two of my great aunts are pickled in a jar. I've never been to see them though…

(enile_snirkette, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)

I'm sorry, I'm thick.

I don't get it.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:43, archived)

It's based on a novel by a man named Lear.

check the file name

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:46, archived)

OMFG - ROFL - TIFB - STFU

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=88545499171582527&q=genre%3Acomedy

(torbz, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:09, archived)

Hahahaha

Crazy kitty! Have a kitty rave for that!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:12, archived)

I have much love

for Clive.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:19, archived)

SpeeeeeedCOOOOOOOOOOORE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:28, archived)

i love that kitten that shouts "rave"

it makes me warm inside.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:01, archived)

He's similar to the one shouting "PULL" in this one:

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:02, archived)

awwwww! oh noes!

:-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:03, archived)

..and the great struggle continues.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:05, archived)

yes =)

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:07, archived)

pffft!

Perfect timing.

Woo (again)!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:09, archived)

kittens always win.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:20, archived)

aaaaaaaaah

I could watch that all day.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:25, archived)

Hahaha

I like this. dancing!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:26, archived)

Sweet!

Petite.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:34, archived)

Hahahaha

this is grand!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:26, archived)

This really should have

been an fp.

excellent.

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)

M.....E...O...W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might never live to see tomorrow, in which case I have to say right now how much I fucking love that. Best thing ever.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:54, archived)

I'm a cat

I'm a kitty cat
and i dance dance dance, dance dance dance

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:09, archived)

Awwwwwwww

Thats one of the lulliest things i've seen in ever.

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catbwoy, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:10, archived)

Isn't it though?

Almost makes me want to go out and get one .... almost.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:12, archived)

aww

cute, but nothing unusual.

I've known cats who chatter much more than that!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:24, archived)

Yay!

One of mine does that, but she's a bit more chattery and less meow-y. Like a little monkey, only with claws.

(tomsk, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:35, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:52, archived)

this would make breast feeding a little interesting

or erotic

Edit woo!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:53, archived)

Okay then, I'll say it:

frog fucks granny!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:28, archived)

Frog much?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:16, archived)

I lurve

the jiggly frog!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:25, archived)

'ello, you!

..this is great.

Woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:48, archived)

Frogalot!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:27, archived)

Yay Frogs

(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:41, archived)

Self Indulgent, I Know

But it's coming up to the 12 month aniversary of some cunt knicking this from me, and I'm getting all nostalgic.

Photog of me at Phillip Island on Jan 31 last year.

(Pleiades, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:48, archived)

Bugger.

(not that I know anything about bikes)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:11, archived)

Awesome track

Awesome bike

Shame about your kit

(skinwah punted Baxter, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:00, archived)

this live preview thing scares me.... its like a ghost

is typing things...

anyway

it am all of the quiet...

so have a sneaky roast...

*plays*

*rocks out*

*falls over*

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:35, archived)

*points loudly*

it's kind of like having a telepathic evil twin, without the potential catostrophic repercussions

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:37, archived)

What might Roy Walker look like if he was a nonce?

Have this, although i'm not sure why

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:39, archived)

hmmm... roy walker...

gary glitter...

*compare*

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:44, archived)

ah... yes but...

it could have one of these days...

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:40, archived)

Lovely

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:38, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:50, archived)

heheh

nice.

Is that a Brueghel?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:02, archived)

Why, yes

yes, it is.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)

Why, yes

yes, it is

:-)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:27, archived)

no it isn't!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:33, archived)

hahahaha

*clicks

becomes a mon......MNNNNNH

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:35, archived)

Don't worry

I sound like David Bellamy when I say the artist's name...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:36, archived)

cnut

i clicked that..

*thanks the gods of cobol that it was not a disguised tub-girl link*

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:36, archived)

*takes notes*

a missed opportunity if ever there was one

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:38, archived)

*confiscates notes..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:40, archived)

my evil twin has them down in triplicate, you'll never win!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:41, archived)

*confiscates teh internet...!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:43, archived)

*reclaims in the name of Allah*

*creates www.b3rkah.com *

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:46, archived)

*starts ~~tenth~~(oops... we're already in that one...) eleventh crusade.

*creates www.macdonaldsMTVesso.world

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:55, archived)

*takes names*

never mind the notes... just remember the details...

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:41, archived)

Better?

http://www.arthistoryisformongs.co.uk/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:57, archived)

hahaha

/checks

/doesn't click

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:59, archived)

Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:56, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)

/waves

hi jim, how goes it?

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:35, archived)

Fuck, I love that.

Woo, and yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)

yaaay

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:41, archived)

I am enjoying having this learned at my face.

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Shiksa, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)

Jim is Big

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:49, archived)

Jim has a plan

to squash them all!!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:50, archived)

good ol' big jim

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:51, archived)

Rollin' and a-wheelin',

stealin' and a-dealin',
Big Jilm!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:01, archived)

Boll weevil, it's a-pleasin',

it's a-pleasin' my weasel,
Big Jilm!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:17, archived)

jilm?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:21, archived)

jizm?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:27, archived)

Dreamin' and a-schemin',

screamin' and a-bleedin',
Big Jilm!
BIG Jilm!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:00, archived)

Doo-oo do do-de doo,

doo-oo do do-de doo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:53, archived)

BIG JILM!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:37, archived)

woo!

and: happy b3taday!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:07, archived)

perfect

It's just perfect.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:54, archived)

Yes indeed.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:15, archived)

RTFM Ogri

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Grindstaff, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)

Oh, you got skills.

woot!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)

TOUCHYERFACE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:17, archived)

hahahaha

but when the moon is eventually eaten up by Venus in a gravitational anomaly, this book will be in the bargain bin..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)

That are all the good

(budward - dunked in unicorn spit, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)

hurrah for the moon!!

and hurrah for patrick moore who watches the moon!!

(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:23, archived)

HUZZAH!! mooooonboooooook!!

..and a happy b3taday to you Sir!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)

Yay! They're back (Sort of possibly unless I've missed something)

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)

Big guy, little guy!

Big guy, little guy!

bowl of soup

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:05, archived)

+Woo2Moonbook

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:11, archived)

awwww

Hi cockalorum, ho!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:14, archived)

Big Guy/Little Guy

yaaaaaaaaaaay!

*gives big gay hug*

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abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 4:33, archived)

Haha.

Yay.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:09, archived)

More of the same

I'm afraid.

(budward - dunked in unicorn spit, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:57, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)

Haha

Ace

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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:50, archived)

HORSE/MAN 4-WAY HOT SEX ACTION.

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Comma, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:50, archived)

Have you been e-mailing me again?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)

Yay!

I like...

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A Pregnant Dog, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:51, archived)

ooooh! politicol

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:42, archived)

arf

the old ones are the oldest

(done it well though)

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:58, archived)

I am liking this one

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:08, archived)

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Comma, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)

Thats not a pengin!

These damn kittins trying to fool me. I've had enough.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)

You're drunk.

Hurrah!

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Trinosaur, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:42, archived)

Im sure i've seen him somewhere before...

Very lully ~~kitty~~ penguin.

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:42, archived)

Did he win an oscar?

He looks rather dressed for it

(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:43, archived)

best documentary i think he appeared in.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)

well i would fly ashally

but i is actually a kittin ashally

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)

Too fluffy.

I loves it.

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:55, archived)

pffft!

Three cheers for tuxedo cats!

Hip, hip -

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:17, archived)

HOORAY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)

Hip, hip -

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:49, archived)

hooray!

(Chairman Wow, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:07, archived)

hooray!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:09, archived)

Hip, hip -

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:15, archived)

HOORAY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:01, archived)

ha ha

s'lully ashally :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)

Kaiser thought that Dave was working away

but he'd snuck out the back door when he wasn't looking.

(goku, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)

Qué?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)

I can't work it out...

Are those baby tomatoes?

Or Babybel?

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A Pregnant Dog, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:43, archived)

tangerines

and a blue ink pen

(goku, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)

Which would come as a shock

to any physician.

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A Pregnant Dog, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:51, archived)

A cunning strategem.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)

Its coming!!

(strontium190, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)

OMG

the ex de la red!

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)

THE REDEX IS COMING!

*fears*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

you posted this already.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

And it redexed at first too.

I thought I got deja vu.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)

i think they deleted it earlier however,

though my memory's not great.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:32, archived)

Still, boo and hiss.

I'm leaving my redex comment as it is. Cuz I'm evil like that.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)

me too

but im just lazy

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)

BROAM!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)

brilliant!

good last thing to see

night

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)

*broam*

I bloody loved that show.

And oooooh, your book arrived today! S'very good quality! Good old cafepress.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)

Hurrah!

It is rather well stuck together. I bought one myself beforehand to check up on the quality.

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

I agree, they are excellent.

Shame some of the pictures went a bit pixelly during enlarging, but overall its superb! Love the, umm..."creative writing" too.

Also: Happy b3taday! Have some pie.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)

yup still in perfect condition after several reads by several different people

although the first time i read through it the cover got a bit warped :/ Still, a few books on top of it for a few hours soon sorted that out

Edit: Happy B3taday! didn't notice 'til SSS said

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Cunthorse, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)

Thank goodness...

...someone posted a picture to get that spacktard off the top of the board.

Didn't Sir Terry Wogan do the voice for this?

(stotty, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)

Not sure

I think that could have been "Stoppit and Tidy Up" (I think)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3eVh-Pq32o&search=trapdoor refreshed mine memories

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)

I stand corrected

It must be late if my kids' TV memory is failing...

(stotty, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

Haha

mine never seems to fail. I can forget where I put my house keys, wallet, tv remote and even myself, but I can unfailingly remember facts about the most obscure kids tv shows from the 80s/early 90s

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)

More threads!

Less racism!

(By the way, pakis or muslims? What about Hindus? Oh, as if he'd bother to make the distinction between anyone who is "that vaguely shit colour." I thought people like him had died out, but it seems I've just been living in my little multicultural paradise. I'm only even typing this much because I want to look at the live preview thing. Bring it to the talk board please. You know it makes sense. Anyway, goodnight.)

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)

a wonderful homage.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)

Very nice

and happy b3taday

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abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)

Blimey!

Three years, eh? And what have I achieved in that time, I wonder...

*looks at vast and enormous pile of nonsense and insanity*

*feels strangely proud*

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:32, archived)

I'd be proud of that pile

'tis quite a bit of ace, it is

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abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)

/claps

/goes off to laugh at The Comic again

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)

Hooray!

I'd rummage around trying to find my Trap Door video but it'll take ages and probably won't work when I do find it

Also: BROAM!

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Cunthorse, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)

YAY!

I loved this.
and Happy B3ta day!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:32, archived)

Berky berky berk.

Marvellous.

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Trinosaur, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)

why is it allowed

why is it that when paki's and muslims demonstrate they write on walls in their own language ( graffitti-vandalism, and shout in their own language ( noise abatement , then ( as in france ) they burn down buildings ( arson and crimminal damage) the government say we won't back down to terrorism yet no one is arrested if they look that kinda diareah colour.

also they dont speak english untill it comes to getting state bennefits( fraud and deception ), they all run business's, its the young pakis you have to watch kill them all

MODEDIT: One day on the naughty step for racism. Please come back in a friendlier mood tomorrow.

(rob2005, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)

Your open brackets and close brackets are not even

also, you're a racist

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abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)

Don't even get me started

on his torturous use of the poor apostrophe.
Or the massive cunting racism.

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jme, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)

cunting racism

is the best kind of racism!

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:15, archived)

The Best Of All The 'Isms

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)

I disagree

jism is better.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)

I generally try to be nice on here as i've not contributed anything of real worth myself

but just fuck off will you?

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Cunthorse, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)

^this

seconded

(stotty, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:05, archived)

being a social snob

I'd say your lack of control of apostrophes is dire.

Apart from that you can also fuck off, racist (STUPID racist) idiot.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)

who cares what happens in France

even the french don't

so fuck off

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)

Yay to trolling on the interdweeb!

Twat used racism as well!

EDIT: just read your profile, o racist cunt. Clear off.

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:08, archived)

^This

and ignored

Goodbye fuckwit

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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)

What the fuck are you on about?

The racist twat is a cunt, so what are you on about?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)

I'd berate you in an intelligent manner

But you really wouldn't understand. So I'll just call you a cock-end.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)

Ha!

I enjoyed that riposte.

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A Pregnant Dog, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)

Firstly

Its spelt Diarrhoea

Secondly - Racist Twunt

(Zephir, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)

you're a twat

/edit: ha ha!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)

Well

done. Ha Ha

(vannoy is fixing things and doing stuff., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:08, archived)

go away

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)

that's nice dear

now put on your white hood and robe, there's a good lad.

(

Shiksa, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:15, archived)

I don't like you

Fuck off

It has to be pretty bad for it to bring me off the real board!

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/board, the original and best!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)

UP WITH THE LINKS BOARD

talk and board are for stinkypoos

(

rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)

When you say things like that

It's like a dagger through the heart of all your children.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)

*weeps

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)

Going again now, but I leave you with this

~~and best~~

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)

Fuck of back to the talk board

and take your ferret with you.

(

*slaps*

T'ra!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)

I haven't posted for a long long time...

But you can just fuck off.

Also, HOORAY!! Hello everyone!! How are we??

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A Pregnant Dog, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)

pissed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)

Fool

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)

you've upset domo, he's calling you a wanker now

he's calling you a wanker nowedit:night all!!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)

LISTEN TO THE BUNNY!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)

*eats bunny*

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abandonnship, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)

Please dont come back tomorrow.

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)

Dick Wart!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)

...

no
go away
now

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)

you fuckin cock cheese!

fuck off

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)

wow

you're a right prick, you

(codeine, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 0:57, archived)

why are people like this allowed on the internet?

The vast knowledge that exists on it is clearly flying right by them, and the Dail Mail uses much shorter words.

Now twat off you cuntbadger.

(mymindisbroken no really, it is., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:15, archived)

hehe

Nice use of the english language. Can you spell "Chav scrote"?

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)

I don't understand why

this guy hasn't been permanently banned. He's not going to suddenly become enlightened to the error of his ways some day and start posting images in place of his inane comments, because he knows very well what he's doing and that's exactly why he does it. He is already perfectly adept at what he set out to do and will simply come back and do this again once he's off the naughty step.

/Shrug.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)

It's because he didn't say:

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!

... 43 different times.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:01, archived)

(burns your embassy)

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:14, archived)

The following is a pic of your mum:

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 3:02, archived)

Hey..

...you should cock off you raging cocktard.

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Jarvichi Yarr!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)

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