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# Can anyone help me with abusing my best mate
Who sadly is so vain

www.ukbkk.com/x1pdd(1).jpg
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:27, archived)
# What?
Are we all your poorly linked `shopping bitches?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:32, archived)
# well don't encourage him buy posting his picture on the internet and asking everyone to look at it...
'ning
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:33, archived)
# is that you on his right?

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Pizza face!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:36, archived)
# heh
Pizza The Hut!!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Brackets?
In a filename? Whilst using open standards which prohibit such illegal characters?

Silly man, interweb is not Windows!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:37, archived)
# they don't prohibit it, do they?
*Rs TFM*
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:33, archived)
# They are perfectly legal
To quote RFC 1738:

Thus, only alphanumerics, the special characters "$-_.+!*'(),", and
reserved characters used for their reserved purposes may be used
unencoded within a URL.

Although this fact should not detract from the titishness of the original poster
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Ahhh, glamour shots
in Pizza Hut.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:44, archived)
# you... are... a... tit
Shop it yourself and post the results. Or be cleverer about getting the board to shop it.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Possibly NSFW
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)
# ha!

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)
# wtf!!
O_O
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:57, archived)
# first CDC hurrah
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Shit
He's gone at it so hard he's knocked the end off!!!

No cheesey stuffed-crust for me, thanks...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:14, archived)
# and so it begins
potentially NSFW www.bobamu.co.uk/b3ta/dontkillme.jpg
it disturbs me that this modification was hand drawn.
so to speak.
oh, and please don't murder me, I'd die.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:33, archived)
# He looks a bit
cock-eyed. Boom boom!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:13, archived)
# oh yes
maybe there's a joke about him seeing himself comming, er.. or something :)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Mmmm, nummy
Hot cdc in my tummy

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:41, archived)
# what's the hell!?!
Ai's best friend is a alien!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)
# ahahahaah
ahahaaha
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Don't fuck around with ducks

Blimey it's quiet :(
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:15, archived)
# thats
most woo
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:16, archived)
# I was very briefly called "Jeremy Beadle's Disformed Hand"
before I was the Coast of Yemen. Kudos.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
'kin right.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)
# It's true, ducks hate Nazi kids
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Heh
woo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Bloody ducks.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Worth
a go...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Christ almighty! What an unholy combination!
Very woo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# is it tool time?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:05, archived)
# great minds ROFL alike
w00.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Yay.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Yay
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:57, archived)
# night follows day follows night
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Hmm strangley caalllmmming
zzzzzz
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:02, archived)
# that am w00
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] It was never really going to take off
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Ring of Fire
You could burn off your piles at the same time. Ouch! Where's that anal memory removal stick?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:51, archived)
# isn't that exactly what they use to remove teh piles?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:58, archived)
# an elastic band I do believe!
just like castrating a sheep, not that ive experienced either first hand...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:59, archived)
# your arse is on fucking fire!!!!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Have a repost cos Im sad
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:39, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:42, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:41, archived)
# w00 for the link
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent!!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:41, archived)
# ta!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:42, archived)
# For those concerned about the cancer
there's always the possibility of snuff tobacco. Pretty potent, fast and unobtrusive. The only downside is nose decay. Oh, and the pain of nasally ingesting anything, of course. :)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:41, archived)
# and the still increasing your risk of cancer thing
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Pfft, what's nose cancer to the average person...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)
# I've got cancer of the season ticket mate
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Mildly entertaining
Not nearly as much as hair cancer though.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:51, archived)
# glad i'm
bald then
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Everywhere?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:12, archived)
# yup
shaven scrote
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:53, archived)
# That and you look like 19th century gentry
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:42, archived)
# atchoo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!
lollerettes
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:42, archived)
# yus!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:43, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# taaaaag it
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:59, archived)
# good answer
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# i do try
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:10, archived)
#
birth defects lol
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:37, archived)
# lol!
brilliant, and to the point :D
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:28, archived)
# why thank you
get cancer woman!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:37, archived)
# woo
*clicks*

*coughs*
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:01, archived)
# cheers!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Bush Wacker
I know I would skip a rub off if all I had was this:

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:59, archived)
# You can stick that one
where the Yankees don't bomb ;-)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:09, archived)
# I dislike the leader of my own country,
*sigh*

It would be funny to suffocate him... for the good of the country and all that:)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:11, archived)
# with an iraqi flag
made of plastic?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Urf!
I think it would make a great anal probe as well... Cheney's best friend:)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:16, archived)
# haha
nice idea!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] nice work!

peas
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Woo!
That contraption looks SCARRRY!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:18, archived)
# I had one of those.
They break down after only twenty hours of continuous sodomy. Still, the thing on the left looks reliable.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:40, archived)
# He's got one up his arse here
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)
# christ almighty,,,
what's the source pic, if ye dont mind me askin, it's a true grotesquery..ery.?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Which Source Pic
Are you after?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:55, archived)
# the one..
you've pasted Bush into, up there, the one with the peeps off their mash, god, it's awful!..in a delightful way.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# haha
yeah this pic done its rounds a while back...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Here you go
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4775096.stm

thats the bush piccies collection of priceless images of the tard

the mongoloids gurnning have seen on here before but I know you can get it here
photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5641/1046/400/mongolen%20copy.jpg
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# ...oh...my...god..
I had no idea those people were 'special',..a rarity, I actually feel BAD from laughing at them,...christ.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:06, archived)
# I don't think
they is special apart from what they look like mind
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:10, archived)
# I didn't know that Bush
was visiting Harlow Town.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Dick Cheney
before he dicks you!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Speaking
of dick dicking you

www.b3ta.com/board/5755524
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] MEN IN CRACK
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# erm...
ok then.......



runs
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# i like it
The no guilt approach to bumming
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:57, archived)
# I could do with one of those
it'd come in very handy...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:11, archived)
# pffftt!!!!!
So you have allot of anal experiences you would rather forget about then huh?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:13, archived)
# This was going to be a decent reply
but it turned out too filtharonic and incriminating.

Unless of course you're talking about my obsession with stealing men's bottom virginity, in which case I think it'd come in quite handy...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:31, archived)
# :-\
hmm.. I've heard about your sort.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:47, archived)
# that is...
the funniest thing ever.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Nice and simple, innit
No fucking about, no subtlety or owt. Like a Glasgow kiss, quick and to the point.

And it makes your face hurt.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Nuts!
Was an ode to a friend of mine...

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# no idea...
...bit fast though...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# hmm
All squirrels are called squirrel.. apart from Squirrel Nutkin,

who the result of a unfortunate liason between Terry Nutkins and a lady squirrel was created thus and henceforth etc etc was named Squirrel Nutkin
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# tsk
sill me eh?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# i know that squirrel!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# he he
I hope he's well these days!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)
# This is what happens
if I go for one day without washing my hair.

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:51, archived)
# you lose the bottom half of your face?!?!?!
what experimental drugs have you been taking?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:52, archived)
# don't be silly
experimental drugs cannot hurt you!...

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# ^hahaha
^^haha
^^^ha!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Pffft!
And people wonder why doctors don't particularly want to prescribe off-licence Herceptin all over the place.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Doesn't look very dirty though
Just ruffled up.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:52, archived)
# It's not very dirty
but it's not ruffled, it does that on it's own.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Robert Smith!
Haha and that is one big forhead.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I have
a lot of brain to fit in this noggin.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# i like it when my hair goes like that
i get GIGANTIC quiffs sometimes. Strong gusts of wind can knock me over
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Anyone got
a Rimmer 'H' handy?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:12, archived)
# BTW
Googling the word 'Rimmer' comes up with some fun stuff.... a prize to the person who spots the fire extinguisher ;-)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:13, archived)
# thats what happens after I wash my hair
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] if i may lower the tone
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:51, archived)
# You may indeed...
Do geordie version...

whay aye toy!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# *whey

=)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)
# ..

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# is he practicing for a crucifiction?

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# he's about to stage dive
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# he's playing eyetoy
aicmfp
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
NEW!

EyeToy: Squirm
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
# yes
.. of the human race
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I fucking hope so
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I wish I kept up with current affairs
Just so I could appreciate your stuff.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Haha :D
*appreciates*
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)
# just more
corruption and lies,
id be interested to know ' when is too far' before people decide to take action
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Redex tastic profile
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# i know
servers been down a week and still noword from em :o/
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:32, archived)
# They'll have made
taking action illegal long before that.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Private Eye made a good point.

1) They will now almost certainly steer clear of giving peerages to Labour donors.
2) This means Labour donations will go down.
3) Labour are now saying that political parties should be state-funded.

Hmmm....
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)
# 4) Profit
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# You don't like 'em do you?
Bastards!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I spotted something
Poo!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:49, archived)
# He has africa under his armpit!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:52, archived)
# the fraud
and yet he talks about looking after them. what a scoundrel
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# well, africa is a stain on the world's conscience
AND his pink shirt
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# That explains a lot
He keeps saying Africa should get more money but doesn't actually do anything about it.

He's been keeping it as his backup plan.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:06, archived)
# i drewd a plane

bigger is better
soon i shall show a picture of the real one that i made out of wood and paint and stuff (:
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# More of a winged bomb
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:25, archived)
# ditto
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)
# ok , so i can't draw planes
who knew?

the real one is cocking ace though (:
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# shape the wings and it will be ace
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Like a paper aeroplane
But more face damaging
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:32, archived)
# winged submarine
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:42, archived)
# It is
an american plane. Tbh.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:27, archived)
# silly topupthetea
hindenburg disaster is not plane!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)
# hindenberg disaster is burning german blimp
Look at the germans dropping from the sky!?
What are you doing burning germans!
You must stop!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# i feel a cheeky pea is in order!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:35, archived)
# HAHAA!!
Thats brill that!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)
# that would be the best book
ever!!!

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:41, archived)
# very good,
except jews are excellent popcorn.
*chomp*
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Compo it?
Sorry.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# is it for a game?
:)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# i like that

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# .
Image hosting by Photobucket

Squintywings!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Woo that's good
Planes + pearosts =
Image hosting by Photobucket

I need to redo this pic though, the edges are crinkly.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:18, archived)
# last one for today


*edit*gives up on imageshack
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:22, archived)
# huh?
where's the pic?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# cache blight?
try a refresh?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# nowt
I am behind a LAN firewal though

That may be the problem...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:29, archived)
# or it could be that
imageshack is poo and I should sort out hosting properly.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Try that
I'm not seeing a pic or a placeholder.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)
# hmmm
imageshack works ok from here. Odd that I can't see your pic.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)
# gah, oddness/crapness
I guess imageshack is being selectively rude :/

funnily enough sometimes I see other folks postings as just a link to image shack and no picture.. guess they needed all those extra adverts for a reason then.
Guess it's definately time to use some alternate hosting then
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:44, archived)
# You could try
just posting the link?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:09, archived)
# am edited
and after all that... wasn't worth the wait :)
heh, and I'm going to use the alt *free* host until I get shouted at. :)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Silly MEmo
Self is not for love
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:26, archived)
# I'm not but..
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:34, archived)
# how colourful
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(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:20, archived)
# eep
hypno-hypno
O_O
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# ooh
hypno-tartan
*buys some for hypno-kilt*
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:27, archived)
# It's a rather colourful dancefloor
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Hypno-tartan?
Sweet...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Erm...
Very?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Techno-tartan
Now make me a kilt out of it!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
# can u guess what it is yet?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:51, archived)
# i do like these!
i dont know if they're neccesarily worth their own thread, but hey-ho, its all swings and roundabouts really innit
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)
# You pinko liberal hippy crap.
</intollerance>
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:20, archived)
# i love artpad
its awesome :D
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)
# is it
a hyperlink?

edit: oh thats not all, *clicks link*
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Hurrah
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)
# As John Morris one said
"Now thats fucking magic you fat cunt"
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:02, archived)
# that's purple
not magenta
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:43, archived)
# "There is a lack of magenta"
(, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 4:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:09, archived)
# No
Because it relies on cocking javascript.


/hates
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Poorly written script by the looks of it
my firewall is blocking it.

Am I missing anything interesting?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Crude and childish drawings mostly
JavaScript makes me want to vomit lightning at my monitor



Only Flash is worse.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Christ...
you might want to get that checked out
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Pft. I have worse after a curry.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:30, archived)
# That's
fantastic.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:30, archived)
# The difference between brush sizes is much to big too
So it's impossible to realistically draw anything. Also, it's highly dependant on processor usage, so most of my curved lines are incredibly jagged. Damn.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Yeah
I had real problems getting a good-looking jap's eye on my CDC.

Also, there is a distinct lack of magenta.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Pervert.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Prevert
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Their merchandise range just got bigger. (And bigger. And bigger....)
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Ha
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:05, archived)
# haha
oh arse hot potato in my head now.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] A re-marketing
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# pfftt

Get drunk and do something silly without the hassel of buying and drinking lots of alchol?

ROHYPNOL
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)

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