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too quick and easy...

Apologies....

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:17, archived)

*sniffs*

...do I smell a bandwagon?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

*sniffs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)

No,

that's his fingers...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)

But thats

a Boy... thought he only bum'd girls ?

or something...

i'll ask my dad

(BoB2oo9 I'm not gay, Honest !, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)

How does he know?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:23, archived)

he's a nonce...

(BoB2oo9 I'm not gay, Honest !, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27, archived)

PINK stories?

Fookin' gripping.....

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)

A question for the males of b3ta that have never tried anal

If you could try the whole prostate thing, experience all the pleasures, and no-one would ever know (if teh lady-friend was involved she would not remember), would you?

'ave IT!

Edit: Why?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:15, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:16, archived)

;)

your secret is safe with me...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:17, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

all of them in fact.....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:19, archived)

she just loves kiwi on a stick

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)

ha ha!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)

where did the raccoon go?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)

have you read my profile?

Jessie put my racoon down last year, because it was rabid
that's when i became a cock :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:28, archived)

must...resist...obvious...joke...

~NnnGHHhh~

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)

*must resist Jessie...*

*crumbles*

*snogs*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:33, archived)

slaaaaag

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)

someone say raccoon?

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nocturne72, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

It's "not up my alley"

But if you were asking if I would kiss a nice looking man, well thats a different thing entirely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

The question doesn't really involve other men at all

...unless you'd want it to

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)

Ah, so the question is

Would you jam a rod up your arse for fun?

no, no I wouldn't

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)

If it were able to give me arousal...

...hell, why not.

*wants arousal*

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

It's a fine question sir

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)

oh, it wasn't a proposal then....

*loses interest*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)

It's a shame it still requires contact with people :(

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)

Not necessarily

I've seen it done solo to wonderful effect

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:26, archived)

\o/

My! This certainly is going to be the best finding since sliced bread!

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:28, archived)

You should warm it first, it feels better

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:32, archived)

Warning: Toast is not your erection's friend

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:33, archived)

One question though

how exactly does one perform this technique? Anything else required apart from sticking things up your bum?

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)

A little research as to where you're aiming for

(or just having a play with angles until it starts feeling really nice)

I hear propping a leg up can help with this quest.
And vibrations are rarely that bad either :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:53, archived)

You forgot to mention copious amounts of lube......

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

yes

arf arf!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

I have tried Anal Sex...the girlfriend loved it

Although the willy took a bit of cleaning afterwards :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

ha ha!

i used to date a sexy nurse and she always talked
about how much she wanted to fuck my arse with a strap-on....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

and now you make no "parp" when you fart

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)

*flabbergasted!*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)

Is that what that word means then?

:O

:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)

ha ha! i dunno

it just seemed to fit

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:26, archived)

My ex kept trying to persuade me to try the same thing

For some reason, it never really appealed.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)

Your secret is safe

with the entire internet...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

Also no :\

What an unusual question.
I'm hungry. Where's the duke?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:19, archived)

He's due at 12.30

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)

The male ring

should be a one-way device (except for the odd scratch)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:19, archived)

Why not

It doesn't make you an instant gay

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)

New Instant Gay!

*Just add water*

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)

Nope

...and I hear it has certain FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC advantages :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:23, archived)

So they say ;)

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27, archived)

yep

i would :o) life to short to not try things

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:20, archived)

I agree

I'll try anything once, except smack and morris dancing.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:23, archived)

morris dancing

are you mad - thats like taking a bungie jump into a lawn mower! high risk sports i tell ya :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)

Why?

what's wrong with smack?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)

I hear it can give you

a bit of a gyppy tummy sometimes.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)

Heheh

'ning sir, hope you be ALL of teh wonderful!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)

i am well thank ya

have you seen my new pics?? hows you on this fine day :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)

I'm on a day off

Still in my pajamas and wasting my morning (and recently, afternoon) on b3ta.

They go too quick :(

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:30, archived)

they do go way to fast

:o(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:33, archived)

Yep

*winces*

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)

Then you should

Life's too fucked up to miss out on experiences you have no reason not to fulfil

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27, archived)

too true

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:30, archived)

Sold.

I'm off to the bogs, back in 10 minutes.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:32, archived)

yeah, i probably would

no reason not to try it.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:30, archived)

Braw pic!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

nice attempt to alter the subject...

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drunkenoaf, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:39, archived)

i say

yes, why the hell not? Everything's good. Well, not everything, but most things are worth a try at least once.

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Wed 3 May 2006, 13:19, archived)

one thing i really don't get:

most blokes seem to believe that doing a lady up the wrong'un is one of the highest goals in the world of sex, yet those same men, if asked to try it t'other way round, seem to regard it as some form of aberration. this despite the demonstrable presence of a prostate, and all the fun that can entail, in a man, and its equally demonstrable lack in a woman. odd, that. can't help but think that many, many men aren't 100% comfortable with their sexuality...

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hubris, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:50, archived)

Beware!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:14, archived)

*wares*

woo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:15, archived)

I predict a

~~riot~~ bandwagon

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:16, archived)

Arf!

She doesn't really look much worse thatn in her original pic. Does that mean Meth is good for you?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)

Don't worry John

Help is only a phone call away.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:05, archived)

I read your sig as 'Jessie' as I was scrolling then

/proud

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:06, archived)

Jessie?

*Offers monocle*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:07, archived)

*bares nipples*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:07, archived)

I hope

they're clean
/edit *nibbles anyway*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:08, archived)

You're such a whore for the girl-b3tans ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:08, archived)

ha ha!

i'm just a slag in general

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:16, archived)

*bear's nipples*

*suckles anyway*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:10, archived)

If you like them hairy then...

http://www.b3ta.com/board/5889922

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:11, archived)

should've seen that coming

still would...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:13, archived)

You should

get out more

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:14, archived)

Noice!

poor me, poor me, pour me some gravy!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:10, archived)

She can't lead him on then cry rape!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:57, archived)

you bad man

very bad man

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:58, archived)

Have I seen her before?

Audrey Tautou is a bit hot!
Is the change too subtle?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:56, archived)

would

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:58, archived)

you wouldn't be first in line!

nor would I unfortunately....

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:59, archived)

NO IT ISN'T

IT'S GREAT!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:02, archived)

Wasn't sure

if people were just too used to seeing that pic and glanced over it thinking I hadn't changed it!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:03, archived)

I know not why this has got so few replies

for it rather takes my fancy.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)

Blatantly stolen from an image earlier

I apologise.

(Celera, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:55, archived)

Oi!

we don't steal images here! We err . . . *runs away*
see ya later!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:55, archived)

not if i see you first

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:56, archived)

Sideshow Bob?

www.b3ta.com/board/5889855

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

one of those meth addicts looks like you!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:55, archived)

you two are the same person

AICMFPs

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:56, archived)

Prove it

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:00, archived)

you both moved to dumfries at an early age

you both like teh hard cock analy
and i've never seen you both in the same room at the same time

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:01, archived)

You'll never take me alive copper!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:05, archived)

*shoots*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:08, archived)

*gargles*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:10, archived)

This^^

it's a secret conspyrascy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:14, archived)

what? just like 4dams FP??

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:17, archived)

*rasberries*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

Shut it you!

I'll have you in court!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:01, archived)

Haha which one?

edit this one?: www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/photo_9.html

Are tehy supposed to be before and after pictures?
Because i can hardly tell the difference

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:58, archived)

hell no motherf*cker

you can't
get no money from me
because everytime i give you a dollar
you tell me that you're
drug freeee
you aint drug free motherf*cker
so you'll get, no money from me...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:00, archived)

Mister mister

can i get five dollars
so I can have something to eat

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5890084

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:04, archived)

yup

that one!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:02, archived)

I'm clean now though

Just do a bit of Skag down the toilets in Dock Park every now and then

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:04, archived)

smashing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 12:01, archived)

Grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:15, archived)

stroak me pleeas?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:46, archived)

*strokes

Eeeeeuuuuuwwwwwww! it's wet!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:48, archived)

did you see the happy toast?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

just it's cock

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

I remember 19

www.b3ta.com/board/5889697 ?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

That's me

after I've done it with a lady

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

A real Lady?

or one of those special ladies made to fit nicely in a wardrobe

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:58, archived)

I had to cut a bit off her legs as she was too tall

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:04, archived)

but how would you know?

HAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:59, archived)

*runs off crying

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:04, archived)

*points n laffs*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:07, archived)

*comes back with big sister

(who kicks you in the willy)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:09, archived)

and that's the nearest

he's come to sleeping with a lady!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:15, archived)

*winces*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)

is it after cheap sexual gratification?

*hopes*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:48, archived)

WANK LIZARD!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

Wank!

Wank like the wind!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

just a fooool

just a fool to believe.....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

she wanks like the wind....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:55, archived)

take a wank on the wild side?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:56, archived)

i said, hey babe

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:57, archived)

I got woo babe

Babe

I got woo babe

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:13, archived)

Wank the lizard

or a lizard that wanks?

Either way, I'll take one!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:53, archived)

ha ha ha!!

*tickles*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

*Gurgles*

*Burps*

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

*offers breath mint*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:58, archived)

Fluffei!

ewww... it's all wet and icky!

(xa7om, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

Cor!

That's a big spunky puddle on his belly

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:53, archived)

cor!

*tickles*

w00t!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:58, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:45, archived)

Oh dear

DTH - distorting truth since 2004

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:47, archived)

you berra believe it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:48, archived)

*shames*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

Hehehe!

NOOOOOO! I'm pleased!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

*goes home to try it*

I do like a nice pickled onion.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:47, archived)

hehehehe yay pickeled onions!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:48, archived)

MOIDER!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

Don't start that again

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:53, archived)

eh?

start what!?
I never started nuthin!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:54, archived)

*whispers

the whole bestiality thing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:57, archived)

Is that how it really works?

hoorah!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

oh dear...

www.b3ta.com/board/5890029

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

Guess the artist:

And the related historical period:

(Pachey, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

Michaelangelo

Ren Ace Ants

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

Congratulations

You win a prize!

Edit: you get half a prize for your sneaky ninja edit.

(Pachey, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

but he edited the second one in!

);

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

OK, you can have a prize too, for getting the Renaissance part right. :)

(Pachey, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:34, archived)

YAY!

apart from the spelling (;

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:35, archived)

*witnesses this*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:34, archived)

*hugs*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:35, archived)

You've got something sticky on your trousers miss

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:37, archived)

sorry

that was me . . .
I spilled my Kia Ora!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:38, archived)

renacannscecescecs

/carnt speel

dunno bout the first!
edit: yeah what he said

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

michaelangelo renassanciessiesse

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

yay i'm not the only one who can't spell it

(;

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

never been able to, never will be able either! Fat fingers you see

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

i'm just stoopid

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:35, archived)

i'm a fool for you hun ;)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:44, archived)

*adds to list of stalkers*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:45, archived)

Hmm

This reminds me, I've not stalked any b3tans for aaaaages...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

*glowers*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

Look out, Tutt!

www.b3ta.com/board/5889778
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:46, archived)

grassy arse!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:53, archived)

michelangelo,

and the renaissance

edit: bah! *goes to meeting*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

You get a point for correct spelling though

*points*

(Pachey, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

Yippee!

BOB ROSS!

erm . . . before he died?
Arf! Ren Ace ants!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

Leonardo da Vinci

and the Dark Ages

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

Prince?

Neolithic?

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

Rolf Harris

Pre Animal Hospital

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

You asked for it

b3ta.com/board/5888958

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:54, archived)

haha

No YOU asked for it:

www.b3ta.com/board/5878562

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:02, archived)

THAT

IS

WRONG

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:08, archived)

microphone cave and dessert

dog card ants

aicmfp

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HatBeard, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

mike hell and jello

ren ace ants

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:34, archived)

'nin' Dear

Are you a happy busy Bunny today :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:39, archived)

Yes, yes I am

How are you?

(Pachey, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:43, archived)

I'm just busy and shouldn't be on here at all :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:54, archived)

Try to think about the last 9 years...

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*points this out to you*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

He had to come up for air eventually

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:37, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:38, archived)

ha ha!!

great!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:40, archived)

I would vote for this if I could :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:42, archived)

You can vote for my shark below if that helps :D

Or better still my Rolf Harris that everyone missed :(

b3ta.com/board/5888958

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:46, archived)

Already voted for your shark...it's well woo

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:03, archived)

yay!

a vote!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:14, archived)

You utter utter utter git

*gets mind bleach*

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

WHY?

That's sooooo bad made my eyes burn!

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

*bokes*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

you're not convincing me

woo pic

boo sentiment

vote Cardinal Wolsey

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

Vote

Cardinal Richelieu

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

yeah, that's who I meant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:28, archived)

Bah he's real!

I thought he was just a dogtanian character :(

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:29, archived)

get that theme tune outa my heeed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

Best theme tune ever!

_{and it's stuck in my head now too}

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

We're going to vote Boris...and strike a blow for comedy gold at No 10

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

yay for boris

he's more cute than tony (:

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

And thicker than a brick sandwich

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

but cute!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

Not to me he's not...his "bewildered orangutan" look turns me on not at all :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:34, archived)

LIES

PIES

ermm...well yes i really fancy him.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:36, archived)

Blimey...I'm beginning to just understand how it's possible

for that fat ugly git John Prescott to get shagged by his secretary :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:38, archived)

*read 'horny'*

*shudders*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

mmmmmm hairy!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

see NOW you know what i mean!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

ha ha!!

i was waiting for your comment :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:24, archived)

eeeeeeuuwwwwwwwww

Shirley you jest

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

about the hair in funny places

i'm not sure what you're thinking!!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

*moons fluffeh bottom*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:27, archived)

bottoms can be a little fluffy

the thing is, there's fluff, then there's FUR

*bokes*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:28, archived)

As you get older

you'll look for that in a man :)*

*or so my ex-girlfriend's mother once said

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

erks!

noes! my man is hairy enough for me as it is...

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

a miner's hemlet?

on a state pension?
you're dreaming, pal.

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:34, archived)

Shirley you jest?ok...

*sit on your legs holding up your arms around my waist and embracing your neck885*asking:have you had lunch yet?:)

(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:42, archived)

*pulls out eyes*

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

Dear Brian Ftang,

Please would you pull mine out too?

Best regards

Dave the Hat
and then my eyes! Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

*stamps on them*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

Bah! i have a meeting to go to in a minute,

HOW AM I GOING TO HIDE MY ERECTION!?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

*chokes on tea again*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:24, archived)

Use a book!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

ROFLOLOOLFFFLF

*hurts self

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

*awards prize for best response*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:03, archived)

Aaargh!

Kill it!

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:24, archived)

omfg lolz

/autoselfdestruct

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

AAAAAAARRRRGH

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:24, archived)

All it needs now

is Edwina Currie peering out from behind him, and Charles Kennedy lying down in the bath with a bottle of scotch.

(Astatine, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

All it needs now

is Edwina Currie peeing out from behind him,

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

All we need now

is Edwina Curry pee

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:29, archived)

I actually shuddered

and nearly gagged when I saw this

you cunt

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

The ladies will be loving that

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:34, archived)

he's trimmer than I'd have thought!

Splendid.

I tried to do this, but I the seams defeated me and I got bored/revolted
NSFW

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:42, archived)

I know, before you say

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

THIS!?

this is it!?!

ha ha ha ha haaa!
:0

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

sadly yes

Ah well, these banners won't design themselves....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

same here......

post cards first though :(

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

hehehe!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

arf

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:24, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

hehe!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:37, archived)

I knew that was a Bilbobarneybobs post before i even saw the name!

However I don't know what a Satir is so it's gone right over my head. Is it a goatbeast?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

by the looks of it

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

it's one of those sort of things that are in the pic.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

should be spelt satyr strictly speaking

edit: How rude of me...Woo BBB

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

check file name

I know.... :(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

I was saying that to 4dam so he could google it mate :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

OK

;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:29, archived)

Ah I see now!

Cheers

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

its a two legged goat man! A bit like mr tumnus from Narnia! (I have kids, honest!)

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

I object!

one of my 4 year-olds brought home this reading book from school at the weekend...

a: Would YOU let that bloke babysit for anyone?
b: what is that dubious gay porno literature he's making the kid look at?

Pah!

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

"pink stories"

"happy tater" ?

/poor eyesight

and no, i wouldn't! SHAVE DAMNIT!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:13, archived)

*Shaves*

*gets brazilian nut...*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

never trust a man with hair in funny places

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:16, archived)

that would be all of us older than 13?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

no!

not THAT funny... i'm talking chins!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

well i was going to sa.... *ew*

*removes pube from between teeth*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

*chokes on tea*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

pffft!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

Happy Tales.

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

*squints more*

whatever

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:16, archived)

I prefer Happy Tater!

Have a story of mine!
I wrote it for Jessie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

That hippo has sexy moobs

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

hungry, hungry HIPPOS!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

how lovely.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

BRAW!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:24, archived)

hurrahs!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

TA

TOES

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

"Happy falus"

its a story about an illiterate happy penis,

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

the way it should be

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

hahaha

If I ever had to draw a nonce that's what he would look like.

He's even trying to cover his erection with a book

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

if you stare at it for long enough it moves...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

Pink stories?

how queer!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

i dunno!

but the dog on his P'jays is certainly liking what he sees!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

Written by Rod Hunt

which isn't rude. But could be.

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

Woah

i actually have the book from when i was six, and that babysitter always freaked me out.

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

all new hair bear bunch

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

Ooh! ooh!

Mr. Peevely! Mr. Peevely!

'ning Doctor! You need this!
Help! Help! Here come the bunch!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

help help here come the bears

help help here come the bears

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

Morning Fran!

I forgot how catchy that theme tune was

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:16, archived)

Ah!

They don't write 'em like that anymore . . .

Is he from Budzbar?
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

She's from the newsletter

www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/photo_8.html

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

It's Sideshow Bob!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:36, archived)

Bloody good site, that.

I made a lovely CD of TV themes, Van der Valk, Kick Start, Crossroads, the lot!

They even have the Kia Ora tune in the adverts section....
I'll be your dog...

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

splish splash

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:06, archived)

COR!

COR CRIKEY BLIMEY KAZOO!
That's awesome!

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:07, archived)

ha ha!!

woo!
nicely done
but may i ask
which spread makes toast happiest?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:07, archived)

legs

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:08, archived)

*ding

two points

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

Badum

Tish!

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

but not eagles?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

especially eagles legs, yes

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

matron!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

nuttela

(duck Quack !, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:11, archived)

why?

what did ella ever do to you eh?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

Marmite!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

and cheese

mmmmmmm

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

mmmmmmm

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:28, archived)

mmmmhmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmm

(

Micro Prawnvica, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)

thass ace!

horrah

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:07, archived)

Noice

(

Woo!

Thass loads better than anything you did on isketch . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA

I'll get you next time

hey, and I won one game!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

Ace!

Now make it eat the hoccalopter and the bridge.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

wow

that's quite impressive.

(

mozza, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

Huspag!

Malcolm the Mountie always gets his man (even if it does involve wearing a shark costume)!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

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Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

hahahaha

ace!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:13, archived)

Most woosome sir.

Eat less bananas, and you will die young...

(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:13, archived)

Cor!

Fabbo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

Amazing!

And real...

(

teedyay, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

WOW.....

...just WOW

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

great stuff.

you win three internets!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

I've got that first one

*puts it back for others to play with

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:28, archived)

Lovelyly done!

(

MartinH, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:30, archived)

A big sharky woo to that!

Looks more real than my version anyway :)

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Canker, Thu 4 May 2006, 9:54, archived)

Wins.

The FPed pic was great though, I still wonder how they managed that.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 4 May 2006, 12:00, archived)

They LIE!

It WAS real!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 4 May 2006, 17:25, archived)

oh that is fantastic

top woo

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 May 2006, 22:13, archived)

This is fucking incredible!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 5 May 2006, 15:13, archived)

Finally!

Closure!

(Universal Hamster Saddam Hopper fucks your mother!, Fri 5 May 2006, 17:48, archived)

and to think people thought it was fake!

tuh!

(

Flash_Bastard, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

CHRIST ME THAT'S SPECTACULAR.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 6 May 2006, 22:14, archived)

Humpty Goatse

Saw this when I took my son to the swings this morning and thought of you lot.

(

mozza, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:01, archived)

ha ha!!

you should move
Chernobyl isn't the greatest place to raise children

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

yeah - it's a bit Threads, isn't it?

(

mozza, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

Hello! Ning! Greets! 'Ow do?

I drew some nasty things! Roar!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:00, archived)

Ant and Dec!

Woo!
I just noticed! This is too big!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:01, archived)

Ooh, there is a passing resembelance there, isn't there?

Well spotted sir! You win a scotch egg.

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

Yippee!

*drinks scotch*
*hatches egg*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:03, archived)

*lays egg

(typical night out)

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 3 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

WOO!

NASTY!

FILTHY!

*spluffs*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:01, archived)

eeks!

thass ace woo yay

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

*kiss chases*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:08, archived)

*cries and hides in corner hugging knees*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

*swings in on the light fitting*

AHHHHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHH!

*saves Tutt*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

*cries anyway*

hmmm do you think chocolate would help this mood?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

Always

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i don't have any

*feels even more rubbish*

BAH!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

*sends tutt chocolate*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

*cries*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

*hugs*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

*melts*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

*falls over due to thing i was hugging melting*

ewww! you're all over my ruddy trousers!!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

ha ha ha!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:28, archived)

Yippee!

I am SICK of fecking salad, Kerazzey or otherwise!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:45, archived)

Hahahaha!

Never seen the point in cucumber. If I want crunchy water I have perfectly good ice in the freezer.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

cheese and ice sandwiches somehow don't have the same appeal

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mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

More appeal

if anything.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

ABSOCOCKINGLUTELY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:51, archived)

*shakes head*

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mugatu, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

Arf! loon

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www.b3ta.com/board/5889746

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

Welcome my man of iron \o/

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Watch him!

He's after your pancaykes!
Arf! so am I!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:53, archived)

Watch you!

and i'm just after the maple syrup :P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

Jessie's syrup brings ALL the boys to the yard

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:58, archived)

and they're like

it's better than yours

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:59, archived)

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

Grrr!

*obliterates*
you nawwty sneerer!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:58, archived)

phew...!

i miss-read that as obliette....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:00, archived)

Yet Cyril's the one spazzing?

...interesting ;)

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indeed.....

*rubs chin*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:04, archived)

That's not your chin

you perv

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

He's doing a happy dance

because he knows that Raccoons are spazzy

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:04, archived)

Hahahaha!

He's flicking the Vs at you every time you turn your back!
and so am I!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

That's cos he's EEEVIL

But he's not a spaz

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:11, archived)

all the more reason

to cut it

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

Is that fire or smelly?

*considers calling in rescue team*

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it is steamy

so possibly both

I think it makes it look distinguished

EDIT: can I join the racoon club please? :)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

As long as you're not abusing your little fella, yes

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. . . or your raccoon . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:04, archived)

*doesn't admit to spending the last few minutes giggling at how her last message could be read*

/mature

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hahahahahahahahahaha

you nutter!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 10:54, archived)

Whoops!

I'm sorry! I forgot to knock you!
eek!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:55, archived)

That's OK

I had to switch off for a while, whilst I went downstairs

to the Print Room

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

i never saw you.....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:58, archived)

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
take on me

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:55, archived)

hohoho

well done me

(Utopia Planitia, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:55, archived)

Hello, me!

I haven't seen me for ages! How am I?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:59, archived)

we're

doin just fine bro :)

(Utopia Planitia, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:00, archived)

*spots an essential difference*

;)

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size

isnt everything

(Utopia Planitia, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

the smell?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

no raccoon badge in the profile!

\o/

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:08, archived)

so too

(Utopia Planitia, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:16, archived)

*shoots self*

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

Hehehe!

Top punnage!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:00, archived)

*sobs*

(;

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

hahaha :)

I fucking hate cucumber

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:04, archived)

unless it's lubed . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

Even then it's not big enough

Give me a marrow any day

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:16, archived)

hahaha

there's a twisted logic to this that really appeals to me.

*imagines picture of bell ringing "to me"*

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:11, archived)

Now you're thinking!

Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:16, archived)

'ning!

Alternative energy sources... my feeble effort...

how long before someone 'cocks' this... it's why I made it magenta to save you the time...

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

'ning chap!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:41, archived)

Haha

Imagine being fisted by him.

*tries really hard not to imagine*

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Tarsus, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:42, archived)

I think you just did

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