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# Had to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i can raise my right eyebrow
but not my left
*gets all funky in teh face*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I can do my left but not my right?
are you thinking what I'm thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ha HA!
I can do both, seperately and of course together for "surprise"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# to me!
to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# i can do both
and not just at the same time

*waggles one*

*then the other*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *does similarly*
we've lost our calling i feel
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# can you waggle mine as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss them over your shoulders like a something something something Continental Soldier?
Do your ears,
hang,
low?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Like a regimental soldier
And I can waggle both eyebrows together or independantly of each other. :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ?
i've always sung this with
Balls instead of ears??
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# We used to sing it about norks
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# The hippy version was hair.
The teenage girl version is boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I can also waggle both ears
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# i can do the ears!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# huspag for this
huspag i say!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# eyebrow
tastical
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha, nice hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# look how serious they are
did someone steal their mittens?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Table football
is a very serious subject
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# as is
the theft of mittens
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# O RLY!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# " "
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# hamsters? dancing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# NO WAI!

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# YA RLY!




punish me, for i've been naughty...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ningles chappie!

Help yerself to a Woo! from the top shelf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# well, if Cherie signs The Hutton Report..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# spot
on
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# you sir are FAR too clever for your own good... thats great :-)
I suggest you do a 'Michael Winner' and hand over your valuable hummus to the nation...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# that man
what an asset he is (or something like that)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# "too" clever

q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# get yer eyes tested ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# you not so ninja!

*tikkuls*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# *lurves teh ticklin*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# okay


now bend over...!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# move aside Kate
this here be a mans job

*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *frowns*

*videos*

*sells on ebay*

4. profits
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# ha ha
I'll start off with £5 bid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# £7.50
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ooh satire!
very roflable.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Wunderbar
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck!
nsfw
got this unshopped from the bbc website
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck!
www.b3ta.com/board/5970526
got this unshopped from Soup and Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck!
ahhh fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# *fucks it*
needs more lube
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# You have spyware
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# silly nick
myspace is not spyware!
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# thri news site has just gone down
have they been hacked?

did anyone else see this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Took me a moment.
WTF LOL? Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Don't.
Get.
It.

Me thick.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# snap
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# totally shit as usual
(of which 119 have appeared on the front page) *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# 's got to be sleeping with the gods
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# it's alright for some
if you like gingers that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# abso lute lee love lee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I saw one of these in my garden the other day...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
That's perhaps one of my favourite animashes ever. I want one
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# haha
that's toad-ally awesome.
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I newt you were gonna say that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# wart are you on about?
I thought that was a good pun
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# wow.
have a handful of these:
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Pfffffft
Complimentary nuts

But surely covered in 8 kinds of wee.
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# superb work
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# lol
and it looks so proud to be lookin after its teeth !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# he wont be able to stop licking his teeth once they're off
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# that's amazing!
bags and bags of Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# cor blimey
lovely as per usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# well
that's truly astounding!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# how odd
amon and human descent in one morning - the return of the talented oldbies
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# ooo
that's ace
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Damn them. Damn them all.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

now with a colour duck for those that might have seen it before
(pickles, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# now with a colour duck for those that might have seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# not sure if I am sorry - I expect so


Clicketh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# ha ha!
and now i have the theme tune stuck in my head
could be worse i suppose.....
Terry and June
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# took your time!
:)
*plays*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# 5 minutes, you cheeky bugger!
my boss was here . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Tell your boss to stop
slacking and get back to work!
(HowlingWelshman omg hi, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Pffft
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# hoorah
I called in here today specifically to see if this had been noted yet. I am glad to see it has. *Hands commemorative towel over*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# hoopy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I still think it's amazing how the 2nd head is so realistic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# still trying to see the seams here
is it a geniune clinical photograph ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# these are not the seems you are looking for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# here
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5032906.stm
personally I think I'd have surgery...get an extra one on the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# i can't believe the cruelty of the medical profession
If I had three arms, I would be really pissed off if they cut one off just to make me look normal. I mean, three arms!
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# you could sit on 2 of them!
then it would feel like a threesome

hang on - you can do that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I see your point
particularly since you kept both the cocks

(I helped save b3ta! The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# He should hook up with that prossie out
of total recall :D
(HowlingWelshman omg hi, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# can i go home and play puter now pleese
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# strange....
every time i refresh it only displays the top 3 posts...?
now it's down to the top two!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Have you tried
ciijasiie?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# i haven't a clue
but it's working again now
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Cor! s'verreh nice!
No! You have to wait like the rest of us :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# oooOoooh
get yooouu! (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# come on then
*spread eagles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# number 16

#boom bang'a'bangs#
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# number 69
*mustn't talk with a mouth full*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# EEEEWWWW
He's skittered on the floor.

'noon sir, YOU have the drawing skills
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# skittered?
what strange ginger saying is this?

;) TM
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# He did diahorreas*
from his bottom

*may contain traces of mis-spelling
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Woo
that is almost as good as

A BABY WITH THREE ARMS
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Look Up!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I say they should let him keep both!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# thats a bit good
init
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Remember, he is just as scared of you ...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(pickles, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Raaaar!
Woo! (but *fears* a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha!
that is the most horrible thing i have ever seen, well done
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:09, archived)
# I try
my best =P
(pickles, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Quite right too!
Like the beard! Gives me something to *hang on* to!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Flash!
hooray
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# You appear to have the same name as my blobby orange thing.
His name is also Vladimir, but he's russian.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# haha
*boing* have you tried communism? It's GREAT! *boing*
I also once had a kitten named after me on the messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# well....
it is a Russian name.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# And my surname is welsh
But I'm 100% English. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# my surname is English
but i'm 25% Welsh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# my surname is 23% Greek
and I'm Bolivian
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# *tickles under chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *giggles*
*enjoys*
(pickles, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# scary
mary
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Winner of Cannes 2004


I'm sure some people will know the film.
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:03, archived)
# One of the best films I've ever seen!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# open wide and say ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!
*claw hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# *shudder*
It's not for the squeamish.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Its not too gorey
Just suggestive of pain. never shows it. works well.
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Crouchimus Prime


Click for Read'able Large'ness


(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha
the cheap version

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Pfft!
Woo!
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Prime Fact #4 is all wrong!
He is an utter spazz with his head, but luckily he has "very good touch for a big man" as proved last night. Come on Crouchy!

Woo.
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# That..
Is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Bloody fantastic
Made me lol and everything. Woo to yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:09, archived)
# woo!
very good.
I expect to see it in the sun, sometime next week. : )
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# i flippin' ....
hope not - unless they're gonna pay Mattel© royalities
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Shh! Don't scare him.
He's a bit shy y'know...
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:56, archived)
# *creeps nearer in a non-threatening way*
Hello! Don't be shy! Woo!

EDIT: Wanna biscuit?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# I think he likes custard creams
I'd ask for a jaffa cake
but I think the UN are still trying to sort out the jaffa cake/biscuit question
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *proffers custard creams*

Awww! Lookitisickleears!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# he looks a bit mean
needs a nice shiny hat me thinks
(mark has stripey socks, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# *SPANGS*
Stobbit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Upgrade....
(LE7 Cannot proceed above 3000', without ATC clearance, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# I do believe
you improved upon perfection there
(I helped save b3ta! The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# ^this^
very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# the blinking would have sufficed

in my pointless opinion anyway
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:57, archived)
# more is more
sometimes monsieur toast
(I helped save b3ta! The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
#
and sometimes it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# true
enough
(I helped save b3ta! The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# scuppered by the file size :(

Click for longer better res version
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Grand!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Is Tim Westwood a real person
or one of these made up radio characters like Mr Angry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Sid the Manager...
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Tim Westwood is real
He may be a hilariously accented disc jockey but he does a lot of work for charity his hip hoppy rapper homies
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Any excuse to repost.

(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Wed 31 May 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Strap it up before you slap it up!
Westwood doing the Sunday Emo-ry was comedy geniearse
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# hehe
very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Those ears are teh bestest!
woo!
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Yay!
I fucking HATE westwood with a passion
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# i'm sure
he/his show is a great big joke to inject some comedy into radio 1?
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Nah
That's the sad thing, the guy is 100% serious
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:57, archived)
# haha
well that makes it even more funny to me! i saw him on some car program (fith gear i belive)
where he was trying to chat the female presenter up with lines such as "come and ride with the big dawgs!" haha looser
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# my god, this is so strange
me and my chums have just been having this exact same Westwood piss-takery not 5 mins ago,
and I come on here and find the hatred manifested in webular form. Vere woo I must say!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# it's National Dis Da Westwood Day
dontchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# haha
crazyness! must be some sort of phsyco-kenetic link! ooooo perplexing.........
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:54, archived)
# arrrrrrr yeah
CILLIT BANG IN YOUR FACE!

arrrrrrgh my EYES! WESTWOOD YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:57, archived)
# rar!
lovely ear action there
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Ugli fruit anyone?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# coo
that's ugly!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Sure is!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# yay
a Dave the Hat special!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# SPESHULL!
MNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggghhhh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Yay!
Mata has woken up. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Yippee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:03, archived)
# yum yum
crunchy rotting teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Sexy!
TJ:

BLUE STEEL!!!!! profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=77215142
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
WHAT IS THIS?! A CENTRE FOR ANTS?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# pfft
The Derek Zoolander Centre for kids who can't read good. how are they supposed to read when they can't fit in the building?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# it needs to be at least
three times bigger than this.

classic film
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:58, archived)
# as you can tell from my username, I'm a fan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# haha
thought you might have been.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# giz
a kiss
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Yes ..it's guess the mystery film time again....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

*and win yourself a free ticket to any over-hyped badly acted and poorly scripted movie with tom hanks in ..of your choice !!!!! *
(I helped save b3ta! The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Space Truckers?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# is it 'BIG'?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# *zzzzzips* see for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Death Race 2000?
*hopes is correct*
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# wow
that's real!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Three men and a little magnet

or The Groove Tube?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Rutting a Deformed Magnetic Otter Academy 5
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# The Da Vinci Toad.
*Sets someone up for a repost*

P.S. Personally, I think the comedic value of your picture would be improved if you got rid of all but one of the ?s in the middle speech bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Try this easy one instead

Don't type the answer, click to see if you know it! (Clues on the page if you need 'em.)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Don King: The White Years
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Doctor Who - last weekend...
WHAT DO I WIN!?!?!?
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# a week in Swindon
for 2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# do you live there?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# yay!
got it without any clues!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# 'ningles!
What a fabbo site it is!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# woo
I've been so busy saying 'Space Truckers' to all your posts, I don't believe I've said how woo I think it all is!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Why thank you.
I'd kind of guessed that you were enjoying it!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# One of the worst films ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# The Turbanator...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Hurray! for Monty Panesar!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# but Mr The Hat
Harbhajan Singh is the turbanator!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Hmmm . . . it would appear that they share a nickname . . .
Meh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Morissey:My life in pictures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I see what you mean.
How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Death in Venice?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# The Maeve Binchy Code
The Highway Code

What it's Snakes on a Plane 2: A Snake at my Table.

What have I won?!?
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# A free trip
to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# muppets treasure island
?
(mark has stripey socks, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Tis an owl.... and a dog.
And i shall call him, Sabastasion.
(LE7 Cannot proceed above 3000', without ATC clearance, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# hello Sabastasion!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Cor!
He's mighty ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Is he in Indonesia?
Or Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# lovely
nice background
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# That is aceness.
woo!
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Orly?
(in the middle)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Right next to the B374
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# i was gonna say RIS
but i saw the owl by the villeneuve-saint -georges
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# oi
loikes that very muchly
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# if its bindun i'll eat my hat



*sprinkles salt and pepper on to my hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# what is it with shit cider adverts?
cider is not a classy drink! Get this in your thick heads, you trendy fuckers who keep buying it!
Aargh

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# haha
totally, and apples give me headaches for some reason?!?!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# If I wanted a headache
I'd have lots of nice ale
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# hangover?
mmm teh ale is all of teh nice :)
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# cider is the tops
8 cans of 'bow for £5 at the co-op

its fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# i had the same deal recently....YAY!
but didnt drink it in a bus shelter ...shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# you need to go for the combined cider n' superkings offer to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# noo you dont drink it!
you use it for bobbing for apples at haloween! my eyes are still stinging lol
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# cos you're a gayuns
simple as that, *points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Excatly!
Just because its irish, or its served with ice, doesn't make it sexy!
(maddave, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# ^This
I keep expecting them to change the label to Magners Oirish Coider.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Grand!

When did cider start arriving with fecking ice in it?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# if they but it in my pint of beer I will get angry.....
and you wouldnt like me when i'm angry!



ning sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# *waves cheerily*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *runs dangerously fast in your direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *holds arms out for hug*

*braces for impact*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# *misses and falls over on arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Awww!
*picks up and cuddels*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# since Withnail and I
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# That went out
When they started managing to chill drinks on draught. Magners is kept in bottles in the fridge! It's already cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# when the marketing people came up with a ploy to try and sell it to trendy young 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Pah!
Cider shouldn't be fizzy, shouldn't be see-through and shouldn't be full of fecking ice!

Grrr!

And how horribly stereotypical are those crappy Magners ads? I keep expecting an Alan Partridge voicover going, "Dere's more to Oireland dan dis."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
sunday, bloody sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# pffffff.
^ this

^ this, and

^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Cider shouldn't be drunk in any form.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Now you're just being wrong.
There's plenty of forms it should never be drunk in e.g. Woodpeckers, White Lightning, Magners etc.

But there's plenty of forms it most definitely should be drunk in e.g. Old Rosie, bought straight from a farm etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# The ads have been around in Ireland for a few years.
They're not so much stereotypical as just a bit shit. And I happen to think Magners is a lot tastier than Stronbow/blackthorn.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# I have no idea why!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# great work on that shadow
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:22, archived)
#
seconded!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:23, archived)
# haha
this makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# That's tops!
=D
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# ......
Why thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# weeeeeeeee!
yay!
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:35, archived)

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