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[challenge entry] cutbacks on the space programme have gone too far
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:41, archived)
# hehehe!

That lander very much reminds me of the chocolate sauce bottle my gran had for icecream.
/amazing fact
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# was it ICE MAGIC!?
that went all hard when you poured it on?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Had to be done I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Didn't that one get crushed by Megatron?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Oh dear God there's a movie?
*tightens rope*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:56, archived)
# hehe
I can't believe they used the beagle 2
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Almost.
Beagle 2 wasn't a rover, just a lander. It wasn't (entirely) a NASA mission either :P
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:04, archived)
# it clearly said
beagle 2 in the trailer
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Got AdeZ?
No shoppery; honestly, this stand was in the middle of Southampton today:



They've even got a website, http://adez.com/ , spouting such gems as "Your Own Adez" and "Tried Adez? Did you like it? We're so curious. Let us know!"

I was looking for the hidden cameras, but it looks like they're serious.

Frankly, whatever marketing agency came up with "AdeZ" needs to be shat on from the fucking moon...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can't wait for
"mmmm, that's Good Adez!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
(The lord Boo., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's a Unilever product too, you would think they might know better
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Sadly, No they don't
I work for their agency...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)
# pfft
someone's been watching too much South Park
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I want some.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# ooo i tryed that at some 'make your house look better' show thingy
it was yummy but i never thought about the name...things genraly take a while for me to get
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# "If you don't get enough calcium, your body will steal it from your bones"
WTF ??

Mind you, I heard that Sunny Delight started as a marketting test and was a product they never actually expected to take off like it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Until this very moment I hadn't read it as that.
I read it as 'A-dez'. Rhymes with 'A-Fez'. Or 'A-Les'. Or 'A-Bez'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
#

how are we supposed to be reading it?
/tired and not getting it
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Adez ... Aids ....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# aaaaaaah
y'see i wasn't getting that!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# You are excused.
Because you are Ms Pac-Man in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# *glomp glomp glomp glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# I feel a little ashamed of myself...
... seeing as I should be tuned to these things from two years on b3ta.
But then again - I also feel proud that I actively don't go looking for such things. Just cock shaped stuff. Ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# I do that.
I see cock shapes and goatse and all that stuff everywhere. It's annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Geoff the Clownfish informs me...
... that if you search for 'cock' on Flickr, my photos are in the top results. HURRAH!

Edit: I have just tried this. The man lies - I am not on pages 1, 2 or 3 out of 11,660 photos with cock in.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Bah. Look what I spotted at a party the other day (indian themed, in case you were wondering)
clicky
The over-highlighting was probably purely accidental, but it jumped out at me ....
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# haha
"entering"

(;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Pfffft.









you crazy loon
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Haha - Flickr search 'goatse' and what do we find?
Our good friend gaijintendo! Oh, and www.flickr.com/photos/carowallis1/173412678/
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Well ... that sign was surely asking for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:52, archived)
# as in bad adez :)
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Not good adez?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)
# good point.
if you knowingly drink adez from a carton, do you get good adez or bad adez? or does it depend on the flavour of adez?
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Not sure, but there seem to be three flavours...
"good", "bad" and "...?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)
# ugly adez?
a whole new brand of adez we didn't even know about!
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Wow, I've gotta catch that one ...
Must ... complete ..... collection .......
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Arf!
Can't believe I missed that one...
Damn...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)
# It's probably meant to be "Ade-Zed" or "Ade-Zee"
or something. I couldn't face going up to them to find out though. I thought it inappropriate to go up to people who are just cheap hired promo labour and ask "WHAT THE CHRISTING FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)
# you didnt notice the adez stand
until you put your picture of the bird in the short skirt onto your pc did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Other way round actually
Otherwise I'd have zoomed in and you'd have gone without matey...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:33, archived)
# it seems like
we went without because you didnt zoom in
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Ha.
Pity she's not that pretty ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Not just curious,
but
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)
# BOOM!

From across the room.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Oi, who said you could leave the bed?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Who said you could wear that hideous shirt ever again.
TUTT, you know the one I mean. (I'm actually quite warming to it though!)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# oh god NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:49, archived)
# But I like this shirt very much.
It has pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Pockets is an unusual word for me.
I always want to say it the way Dumbledore does in PotterPuppetPals.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Hahahah
"We also chose this carton because it is energy efficient, airtight and ensures that your AdeZ stays fresh"
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Honestly, that site is a gold-mine:
"If you are having any troubles finding AdeZ near you, let us know!"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# hahahaha
what, they'll send someone round to help out?
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# And they've got a comments board:
"People are talking about AdeZ! And we like that."

Social responsibility, if not grammatical...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Hehe.
I know I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:54, archived)
# BA(by)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:16, archived)
# I pity the fool
that changes that nappy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:17, archived)
# I fiddy the pool!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Cross
should be a whistle, but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 1:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:17, archived)
# HAHAHA!
You genius.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)
# HaHaHaHa
I ain't getting in no cot fool
(The lord Boo., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)
# but he gets the best supply of milk
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Awww a real young'in! Not even any big bling yet.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Ha hah


(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Mr T is just the best ...
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# he has a wobbly head
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:44, archived)
# How curious.
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:01, archived)
# *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 3:08, archived)
# giggle, stumble, fall
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Nighty night toasty toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:16, archived)
# goodnight buttery goodness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Haha, you two should get together,
And find someone called Jam ....
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha
*points and laughs at the drunkard*

Night Mr Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
who's nicked me bed?!


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Are you in the kitchen?
are you trying to crawl into the fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# good idea in this heat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Bad idea if you value your back muscles.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)
# ahhh, I do actually have a trapped nerve in my neck
best not eh.


Right, night night all, sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Nite-nite
Sweet dreams of bloated superheroes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:16, archived)
# they're all floating about
they need some adventures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Not to jostle your elbo...
Scenes of them recast into old movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Night night! Oh and by the way ..
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:17, archived)
# poor Mr A,
never minds, it's only meant to be the first inch that a lady wants anyway.

(or at least thats what the scientists with an inch long penis will tell you)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:18, archived)
# but if you really do wobble the whole time...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# hahhahah
I like the way you think.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# [something about sonic toothbrushes and their "deeper penetration" claims]
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# night. toast
same goes for me, actually.
goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:17, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# night you big pisshead
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Temos que chamar a polícia
You're not allowed to leave ever
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)
# okay RPS me up

says it all really
(Spikey, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:02, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:06, archived)
# woo to that
(Spikey, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:08, archived)
# HAHA.
Nice one. That made me laugh. I also laughed when that Portuguese guy scored. That was funny too. I hate football. Also long sentences.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# I was laughing most of the way through
the penalty shoot out. When that last one went in I went outside and shouted "Now take your stupid flags down."
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:03, archived)
# no..
..you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 2:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaha
quite
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] three points on your space license...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# best of the binduns!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:57, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)
# No!
If you don't speed, you don't pay.Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:00, archived)
# exactly
what better way to promote road safety, than to make us take our eyes off the road to look at our speedometers!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
# You only have to look once,
very quickly, if you keep the same amount of pressure on the accelerator. When you apply more pressure , you look again, quickly, you don't have to stare at it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:04, archived)
# in theory, yes
but the statistics have shown that in areas of england that have no speed cameras, there has been a reduction in the number of road accidents, and yet, in areas that have speed cameras, the accident rate is going up. Have a look at www.abd.org.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:06, archived)
# But that'll be the bloke behind,
who is too close, so when you see the camera sign, you slam the brakes on and then he runs into the back of you. Then you sue his ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:08, archived)
# This is bollocks.
What about going up and down hills? I have been had twice now for 'speeding' apparently, and both times I wasn't going an excessive speed. Now I spend a lot of time looking at the speedo. Safety? I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:55, archived)
# if you have to stare at your speedometer to see how fast you're going
then you're obviously shit at driving q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:09, archived)
# we've been here before
they haven't learnt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:12, archived)
# yup
those new "track your registration plate" speed cameras are the worst, they're using them in 20mph zones which means you have to average below 20mph for the duration of the zone and the only way to reliably do that is get out and walk, or look at the speedometer for most of the journey

and anyway, whose speedometer is 100% accurate nowadays? the one on my car starts at 10!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# yeah,
my speedo goes up to 120mph!!!!!
It's a fucking ford escort!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
someone in the car industry definitely has a sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Speed cameras (should) have
an intrinsic leeway for error. Plus most modern speedos are usually relatively well calibrated. Probably worth getting faulty ones seen to...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:51, archived)
# it buurrrnnnss
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Frodo?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# no,
it's only the way I walk...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:00, archived)
# I am oddly attracted to that
And I cant think why

*washes self with Cillit Bang*

Nice pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Would!
or Wood even!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# We all know that!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# looks like Elijah Woods eyes
are they?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# it's elijah wood's whole face
on alison hannigan's body
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# who?
is that the ging from Buffy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Totally could
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmm......
What an enduring image.
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaand hes back!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahah
not for long though, just remembered I've got to get up early to take the cat to the vet to have some stitches removed



Poor fella!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Oof!
Sounds....fun. Pray for air conditioning.

EDIT: awwwwwwww! Poor kitty, give him some fuss from me.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:10, archived)
# *snags picture for later*
*furtive glance to make sure Dr.D's not around*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:15, archived)
# do anything too dodgy to that picture
and I shall remove your eyes via your rectum
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:16, archived)
# LOWREZZZING
And caps, but you're passed out now so I don't fear you. hahahahaha. [/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:18, archived)
# I might wake in a drunken rage!


;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Don't let it out
in the rain!!
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:03, archived)
# But then he's a friend of Asbolinia's
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# wow he's pretty for a boy
he really looks like a girl, and a pretty one at that :( GOD DAMN PRETTY BOYS..... haha
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:22, archived)
#

Click for my site.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
# HIS HAT IS ON FUCKING FIRE!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
obvbiously]


^this

I apologise for my drunkenesssssss

oh dear, tomorrow is goinbg toi behell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:56, archived)
# hahahaa
While that was loading for a minute it looked like he was just folding up the paper and then eating it.

Ace as per!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:48, archived)
# how wastefull of him
very nice anim, though
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:48, archived)
# It cant be that wasteful
His pile of paper is magically staying fully stacked.

Perhaps it regenerates.



Ooh, Timelord paper...
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:52, archived)
# No...
if you keep watching it will run out eventually.

*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# *Stares intently*
*realises I'm being made a fool out of*



*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# *looks up over monacle*
i do believe you're having a jape, young boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
This am for teh win!
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Heehee.
his hat looks like a boat. and it's on fire. and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:49, archived)
# *something about being hot-headded*
Top animationing!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Like woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Fire in the disco!
What's black and white and red all over?


A flambé'd nun.
(let's hope these synch...)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:50, archived)
# PANDA RAPE!
Goddamit! :)

(Possible animation material, there...)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Ace. woo
If he didn't fold it so fast, it maight not set alight!
Oh he has a lot to learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Your sense of timing is....
Non-Existant Impeccable..... I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Haha
sweeeeet.

Although it needs more Deal. Or No Deal
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Make it so, man.
Make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Surely it can't have both...
or can it?
I just don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:56, archived)
# See this one?
b3ta.com/board/6085040

It could quench your thirst.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Haha
that's satisfied me where no other gif can reach!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
I likey
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I love Norwegian zoos.

dinner suits. hehehe.



More importantly, I got my exam results and I made my uni offer. YAY!
I know I never come on here anymore, but I'm just happy and want everyone ever to know. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:40, archived)
# congratulations
I'm off to Norway in August
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:42, archived)
# yaay
it's lovely but damn expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:44, archived)
# hooray
can't wait....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:45, archived)
# It's also coolld
i hear. though i'd still like to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:46, archived)
# nah
not in the summer, me and my mulletty friend were quite happy in our summer clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
# top shop.
well done though

*fires up CDC machine*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:48, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:52, archived)
# yay!!!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Thank you for introducing me to a new experience.
I actually giggled at one of your pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:23, archived)
# yay
underwater critters!

ah, yes. rps, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Congrats!
on the uni stuff! Woo for the random pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)
# arf
penguins named after linux distros... Whatever next... ;-P
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:44, archived)
# those are hucking fuge.
congrats on the offer though. where are you going?
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:44, archived)
# oxford!
not brookes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:45, archived)
# oooh, nice
/wants to go to cambridge
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
# psk! snob!
(i went to school in the secondary next to brookes)

[edit: how rude of me! congratulations :)

oxford is a really lovely place, be sure to go to port meadow and punting as soon as possible! ]
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:57, archived)
# woot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Hoorah!
Congrats to you.
Also: Penguins rock. Tell everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:46, archived)
# yep.
i like how they walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Is that in Kristiansand?
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Any Trailer Park Boys fan in the hizzzeuzze?
Apologies for the slightly large file size...

(Clive Bavels, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:36, archived)
# that
actually made me burst out laughing. bravo!
(karls, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:38, archived)
# wow
not only is that massive, it's also nearly as unfunny as b3rnard's cdcs. congratulations.
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Yes, and YESWOOYAY
Doink!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:40, archived)
# HAHAHA
Most amusing.

Bet they didn't see that "coming"

/Punnage off
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:41, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Dooley, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:41, archived)
# I have read the FAQ
Hence the apology. I'll try and get the file size down, I'm fairly new to this gif lark.
(Clive Bavels, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahh
I have no idea wqhat that is from

but it is all of the woo (except for the ridiculous file size)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# trailer park boys
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Hehehehehe.
Take that you little tit.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:10, archived)
# two things for ya'll
This from my sketch book:


and this video I made:
A Trip Upstate

Video = Footage from upstate New York on my digital camera.
Music = Samples of my roommate's Alesis HR16 and a recording a made of a high-end photo scanner at a lab in NYC. All heavily tweaked.
(karls, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:32, archived)
# You are a jack of all medium trades, aren't you?
I like this picture quite a lot
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:34, archived)
# never met a medium in which
i didn't like to sample, sequence, and up the contrast
(karls, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:50, archived)
# ^this!
With the tabs off of tetrapak juice boxes glued on in a spiral pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Little showoffs
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:31, archived)
# are they
Japanese kittens? Why can all Japanese people play table-tennis!?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Haha!
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Woo, but I prefer to play cat table tennis like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
# like a pint of xxxx.....really shit.


Original
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Rolf is one bad mofo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:33, archived)
# "whhhheeeeeere do bad folks go when they die ?"
i should stop listening to this song.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:34, archived)
# They go to some firey lake.
Serves them right for being bad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:36, archived)
# i'm listening to blondie ! I WANT TO DANCE !
DANNCE YOU BASTARD !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Is that Gordan Freeman
Without the hazard suit?
(rpozz, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:45, archived)
# That's
what I thought!
(squidjuice, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 0:04, archived)
# I'm off to bed now... 'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:23, archived)
# PINK BEAVER!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:25, archived)
# haha
someone's having a relapse!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:26, archived)
# g'nite
And a belated 16K, Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:26, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:27, archived)
# night


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Random pea-roast
I'm knackered. G'night mugatu

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry]


#...and let me play among the stars
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:22, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:23, archived)
# HA HA HA
Nice one Vicar.
You are still a Vicar aren't you?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Is the Pope a Catholic?
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:24, archived)
# No he's a Nazi!!!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:29, archived)
# ....but fair?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Had to be done!
Most woo!

Ace to see a fella of the cloth here as well! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:20, archived)
#
classic
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Yay CEE! DEE! CEE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:23, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:56, archived)
# seen this?
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/filmnetwork/A11607040
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:57, archived)
# I'll have to look at the anim at a box with M$/RP later.
But the still gallery hints that this is ace. Ta'
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Oh, b3rnard!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:24, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:30, archived)
# how very original
i can see this getting the frontpage

/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Leaving for a night shift in twenty minutes so it's....


Previously: 58 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 49 48 47 46
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Biro art
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Wayne Roonys head
imaled on a big spear
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Imaled you say?
i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:22, archived)
# yes
imaled for all to see.
smart alec bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Imaled:
to be made male

it would work well, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:24, archived)
# yea it's his fault they where shit at penalties :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:36, archived)
# "Do not kill him!
Ve shall neet him later."

*twists moustache in an evil manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:45, archived)
# a yak
having particular fun with a spinning top.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Yaks are ace.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Spinning tops
are also ace.

live with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:25, archived)
# a despondent turtle in a beret
smoking a pipe whilst sitting on a child's swing.
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:34, archived)
#

Previous adventures of Little Miss Asbolina from yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 22:19, archived)

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