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In line with current government legislation due to the TRRRISTS

Oh Christ im sorry but it just sat in my mind poking me and telling me to create it badly!

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:45, archived)

Arf!

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Malchick, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

*sighs*

/ac

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

oh dear..

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

hahaha

reminds me of the robot chicken sketch on terrorism

"He said fart!, the time is now!"

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

hahaha, i remember that.

*goes to watch robot chicken on youtube*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)

robot chicken rocks

FF7 made me laff like a loon, but the Skeletor bank holiday traffic jam one was just amazing :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:28, archived)

hehe

good poking

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

If the terrorists didn't exist,

the government would have made them up by now.

Wait... Hang on.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)

needed a gap to fill after the IRA retired.

Wanted: Group to help eliminate rights of local citizens. Please apply in writing to :

T.Blair
10 Downing street
London.

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)

I love Venn

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:45, archived)

A p'roast for the evenin' crew!

Previously..
And before that..

Today, Ural's been saving Vladimir from a hoard of vicious baby pit-demons.
Not too sure where the mother's got too though.

What're you lot up to today?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:44, archived)

Waiting to get drunk,

cross-posting. The usual.

(Dog Pants - 5punker extraordiaire!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

naughty grimmy

read the FAQ n00b

edit: and woo, lovely stylings

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)

You can be quiet.

Be a nice person.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

No! see, repost all you like but not in new threads which is naughty

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)

His sad little face is brilliant

aww.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)

Whore! :)

getting drunk and roasting pulses

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

jesus vomiting christ

I had blocked that out of my mind

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

God that's terrible.

*shuts eyes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)

lol+

now put lily allen's head in there

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)

Aaaahahaha!

That's raised my biggest laugh of the day.

(Dog Pants - 5punker extraordiaire!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)

good times!

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)

I now have a blackcurrant flavoured monitor,

Thanks!!

Woo!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)

...

Can we see the original? As in, pre-blessed?

(TheFunnel, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)

i just had to search for "sick dog sex" to find this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdSOzpZXCTo

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)

love it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)

hamtoucher!

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)

Then I shall roast a pea of my fave at the mo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)

nasty

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

she=cunt

because
keith allen=cunt

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)

nah, sins of the father and all that

she manages it all by her little no-voice self

cunting off & sacking the sound man when her fag-fucked rasp didn't carry to the mic put her on my shit list

soundcheck anybody?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:42, archived)

She's Keith Allen's daughter?

Oh, she is common then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:43, archived)

Bred by Keith Allen.

Raised by Harry Enfield.
She never stood a chance.

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10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)

God

I'd have had a paracetavodka smoothie by now if I were her. Harry Enfield makes me want to stab things in the eye.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

WARNING!

Over-rated MySpace "Phenomenon"!

woo

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)

She seems very common.

Not judging, but she does.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:43, archived)

Looks like she should be standing in salford asking for people to go into the shop to buy fags for her

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:45, archived)

'now there's a pair of shoes that have crunched a syringe or two'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

hahahaha!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)

Who?

What?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:44, archived)

go back under your rock

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

listen to some pop music sometime

shit as it is. you'll keep with the times.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

but it's all tosh.

Seriously. Name one good song out at the moment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)

Smiley Faces?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:53, archived)

Who?

What?

I bet it's just noise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)

Funny how this place turns.

I for one like the album, and the only reason I bought it was because one of the tracks was promoted in our very own newsletter months and months ago when no one knew who the fuck she was. And it was very sweet and I liked it.

/am old and don't listen to music radio ever blog

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)

It's not really my sort of thing

But you all know that anyway. It's very rare for me to like poppy stuff- last thing I like was I Predict a Riot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:58, archived)

I believe you have single handedly raised the level of debate on the board

well done you!

but on the other hand you do claim to be "down with the kids" and look a lot like David Pleat. Just be careful parking in town...

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:00, archived)

altogether now...

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)

That is fucking genius *clicky clicky*

Woo to you sir

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

Weren't there terrie...

... Oh - They vanished! O_O

(irMrk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

hahaha inspired!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

hahahahah

more clevarness
Woo!

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

Two-scoops!!

I loved that guy.

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Micro Prawnvica, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)

Brilliance

It's the only word for it

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)

haa ha ha

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:42, archived)

Very good

The threat levels really are

1 No threat. Everyone starts looking into what's wrong with the government. They might vote us out.
2 Slight threat - People pissed off with the us for not protecting them better
3 Real threat. They're beginning to get behind us. Supporting us against the terrorist.
4 High threat. It's their fault the Bloody foreigners. We can arrest anyone who doesn't agree with us.
5 Great Let's have martial law and ban elections.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:45, archived)

hahahahahah

This makes me extremely sad, but you are missing "never" from the 3rd line

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

hahahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)

Simply brillient

Hahahahaha!

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)

bloody

fantastic.

Woo yay to that.

(b, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

Paris has strange shops

Viva la Real Photo Weekdays!

*runs away*

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

Berlin has strange signs

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

Hehe

Continental Europe is weiiiiird

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

I wonder how many of those sort of things

are inspired by the goatse guy

it's like he pulled open some great tract of inspiration

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)

That and his arse

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)

hahahaha

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)

yes

his great big steaming vacant arse

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)

Mmmm

*licks lips*

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)

If that was inspired, then I take off my hat, and indeed all of my clothes in respect for the guy who made that huge public Goatse!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)

o_0

' I take off my hat, and indeed all of my clothes'

...

'huge public Goatse'

please no. *runs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)

Haha!

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)

hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)

Getting naked for someone who takes inspiration from goatse...

iiiinteresting...

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)

*registers domain*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)

*worries*

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)

3. *profits*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:41, archived)

*robs*

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:42, archived)

*cries*

*becomes destitute*

*wanders streets drooling*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:47, archived)

*sees you wallowing in filth*

*throws you some money*

*kicks*

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

*sets up lobby group*

*makes unrealistic demands*
*profit*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)

*robs again*

when will you learn?

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)

I'll never learn damn it!!!

*demands free money*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:45, archived)

cock ring must be too tight

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

Well, it is a worrying prospect

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)

not as worrying as the tag line...

'A life more pleasant'

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)

That's almost as bad as the AdeZ one

*shudder*

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)

think i missed that one

what is it?

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)

Something like

"Let's stay strong"

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:31, archived)

pfffftttttt!!!!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)

pfffffttttttt!!!! indeed

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)

I always wonder if some guy is sitting in the slogans department

trawling thru b3ta for double entenders to use in slogans

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)

I'm studying advertising

Where do you think most of my pitches come from!?!

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:42, archived)

hahahahaha!

keep me updated on any you get accepted please, double entenders are the way forward.

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:44, archived)

I did try suggesting bananaman should be a mascot once

Not really a b3ta bandwagon type thing, but it seems like it could be, needless to say it was rejected outright.

*thinks about putting all final module briefs on the "suggest a compo" board*

EDIT: I am going to try and work in part of Jacob Dyer's profile to my next piece of work, the only problem is that at the start of next year I'll be doing projects for proper advertising agencies, so it'll be hard work to do.

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

There used to be

a pizza restaurant in Bangsar, Malaysia called Big Willy's.

But they knew exactly what it meant.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)

I hate to ask...

but what was in the food?

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)

Cock cheese, pubes and spunk perhaps

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)

Rest assured I won't be eating there

...again

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)

The normal

pizza stuff I expect, except pork products, what with it being in a Muslim country and all.

I never sampled the food. I ordered a pizza once, but it took such a long time to arrive, I walked out.

Perhaps the chef had wanked himself dry.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)

Muslim country

so... anthrax and c4

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:34, archived)

I R teh racist

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)

Says it all really

/no remourse

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)

What's

remourse?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)

Wouldn't know

I can't spell and an edit would seem less ninja-y now.

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)

oh dear

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)

I know someone that goes to uni in Cheltenham

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)

What course are they on?

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:38, archived)

I don't know

I don't pay attention.

Do you not like Muslims or something?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)

Meh, I'm impartial

I don't like religious extremism and like shock value. It doesn't work as well on b3ta as it used to do at my sixth form.

EDIT: Plus I'm tired of them trying to kill my dad, kinda gets old after a while.

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

what? all of them?

what about little Oamar from number 11. He likes footy and egg on toast. him too?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)

Yeah

My dad is Salman Rushdie

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)

You're right

We should have been in your Sixth form to appreciate the humour

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)

I doubt there were too

many Muslims in his sixth form.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)

too busy hunting down his dad

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)

Yup

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)

Actually

I went to school in Slough, they outnumbered most other ethnic groups.

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)

But my wife

never tried to kill him.

Or my daughters.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)

Not a member of Al-Qaeda then

*Disclaimer: Not actually a racist, just a fool, full apology offered to any I may have offended*

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)

Ha ha

I'm not a Muslim. Just married to one.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:59, archived)

Even then

the apology is still up as I appear to have ruffled a few feathers on the board.

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)

"them"?

and you seemed such a nice intelligent young lass too

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)

Those involved in organised terrorism may have a few reasons for wanting to kill my father

Made me a bit bitter

/probably shouldn't talk about on public board.

EDIT: That's not me in the pic, it's my girlfriend.
ANOTHER EDIT: Them was only really meant to mean extremists.

/backpedaling

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)

oh blimey

*Crying Game Moment*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)

Never saw it

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:59, archived)

Ha ha ha

GlosCAT a university - ha ha ha.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)

It's further than I got.

*shrugs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

There's also

The University of Gloucestershire now, comprised of a load of old colleges dotted about the town.

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:43, archived)

dead men's willys!

tj:something keeps on making my firefox belm itself to death at the bottom of the page.
anyone else having this problem?

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)

Coming soon to a cinema near you

Dawn of the Willy, Day of the Willy and Night of the Living Willy

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)

evil willy 2!

"i'll swallow your willy. I'll swallow your willy!"

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

Any more?

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:44, archived)

nope

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)

Bugger

*was secretly hoping a new bandwagon would kick off*

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)

Again, apologies for the repost

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chthonic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

ha ha ha ha

i want a dinosaur with spong eyes to pop up

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

^^ this

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

Arf!

I likes this, good stuff

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

sigh

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WOLF .™, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)

good

god

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)

i know

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WOLF .™, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

bauhaustastic

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

I saw something like that for sale

it was about £8,000 - but it was less readable than yours.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

tate?

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

right

Finds old dot matrix printer and creates 'portfolio' of new and exciting works

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WOLF .™, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

now that you've said that on a public website

someone will probably steal that idea and then make millions off it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

hmmmmm

hmmm damn them

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WOLF .™, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

lyle?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

No, it looked more like

nn94dsk 
      1fs3wp

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

you can buy mine for 8p

+p&p

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WOLF .™, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

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(Stegzilla, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

You made my horizontal scroller appear

*funts you in the cuck*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)

Damn Hezbollah!

(

Rico, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

Lesbollah?

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Actually i was skiving on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

hahaha

the local pub wouldn't allow our quiz team name of 'Quizbollah'

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)

Twunts!

Damn them...

(chinesechipmunk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)

Haha.

That happened to me once, but our team name was "Napalm sticks to kids"

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)

that's always a suprise

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

Oh he's going to flip

*waits*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

*FLIPS*

I really think that's awsome!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

carrots from her mimsy!! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

ROFLMAO

I fucking love this!!!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)

Your letter was only the start of it,
One letter and now you're a part of it,
Now you've done it, Jim has fixed for it you, and you and you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

LMAO

I'm happy for the whole weekend now!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

bap ba baaaaa, bap ba bap ba bap bappa!!!!

I used to love that show

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

He lives near me

He does loads of stuff at our local hospital. Strange then that I've been to that hospital many times and worked for the NHS and never bloody met him. He's there constantly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

awww, write him a letter, hee hee

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)

But I don't really want to meet him

He worries me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)

hahahaha!11!

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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:34, archived)

PHOWAAARRRRR!

hahahaha, toppers!

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

Woo

Didn't Bill Clinton get into some trouble due to a similar incident with a cigar?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

He wasn't firing it though.

He should have done, people would probably have forgiven him, due to being to freaked out to be mad.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

*headbutts monitor*

That Hilton bitch makes me so fucking angry

Woo to the pic, of course but GAH *turns green, starts to grow....*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

I've never met her.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)

neither have I

but I'm sure my first impression of her isn't wrong.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

Woo!

why lucozade though?

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

well

it is believed the plotters planned to mix a British sports drink with a gel-like substance.

They mentioned similar to Gatorade so I'm guessing Lucozade. Might not want to buy stocks in that company for a few weeks or so.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

aha!

every day is school day on b3ta : )

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)

Just a theory mind, please keep drinking the wonderful and energy filling beverage

/covering my arse

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:37, archived)

he he he

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

AGH CHRIST HER CHOPS GET THEM AWAY FROM ME

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

hahaha

(

Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)

Dodgemering Under the Influence...

(

Rico, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

"excuse me sir. Can you asplain to me why you were driving in a straight line, and not crashing into anyone?"

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

dangerous times, dangerous times

woo!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)

My Compo Effort

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)

Ba-zing!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)

he he he

I love it!!
grats on the compoingness *clicks*

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)

b'dum tish

if you look at spunk close enough, you can see tadpoles.
my big brother told me so.

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

woo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

yay eyeball!

influenced my prodigy69

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

oh that's lulls

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

Ta very much, lad.

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)

haha that's reet grad...aye by gum! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

haha

it's Fred Caterdibnah!

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)

You are Gary Larson

AICMFP

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)

Ooh!

Me likely this!

(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)

ha ha ha

super

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)

haha

very good

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

hahaha

woo yay dibnah :D

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abandonnship, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:29, archived)

A member for 2 years and 4 months and 1 post

1 post????

bloody hell

I like the picture though :)

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Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)

i've been a "member" longer than that

cheers for the comment. more on the way. for real this time.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:31, archived)

WARNING: MICROSCOPE MAY BE A BONG!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)

a bleem.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

*loves* you

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)

AMAZING

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)

aww

that's lovely!

just a happy fruit having an adventure :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)

what tangoham said

awwwww love matos. I eats them lots.

editio!: oh it's an apple. Er, well I eat them too. I must be a murderer then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)

Do you know what's gay though?

I'm going to be here from 9-5. ON A FUCKING SATURDAY.

Bloody work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

QUIT!!!

I order you!!!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

Can't

I need the money they provide.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

Stand on street corners

I've heard it's lucrative, and if you get arrested ... doing it again counts towards community service!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)

cold though

Plus my legs'd get tired.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)

Rob them blind

then quit

(Milt I like gin., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)

How do you

rob some-one blind? (unless you steal their eyes?)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

you could rob someone already blind

That'd be well mean though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

naughty work

:/

but they gives you millions and that?

so it can't be all that bad

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

The don't give me millions.

They don't even give me 2 million pennies a year. Less.

:(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)

what nawty peepil!

:(

you could always win the lottery tonight and just not go into work tomorrow

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

How about you win the lottery

And I'll come and live with you and entertain you.

I can juggle... (actually I can't, but you could watch me try)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:31, archived)

yay

does winning the lottery involve buying an actual ticket?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:39, archived)

it does

I'll go halves with you. You've got to pick the right numbers though, otherwise I get to kick you in the face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:01, archived)

THAT MAKES ME TOO HAPPY!

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)

*lid goes on box*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)

You

have a lid on your box??

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

No, there's a lid on your box

I can't have a lid on mine, it'ld fall off due to being upside down.

I have a Blossom Hill cork.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)

*joys*

how sweet

especially the bit when he flings himself into the sun. :D

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)

*it tastes so good because 9 out of 10 bleeeeeeems make it*

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)

The bird who does the voice over for that

Whwere the hell is she from? she's got a bit of a west country burr going on, plus some geordie.

Signed

A. Confusedlittlemonkey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)

Hurray for apples!

if you eat them you're a murderer

(

Rico, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)

Triffic!

That brought joy to my miserable last half an hour at work. Thank you.

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Pinecones - had nothing to do with the Hindenberg disaster, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

Haha! YAY!

*boinks*

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)

bleems

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connor, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

Very lazy, I know, but a repost for the compo

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chthonic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)

That spillage looks like Berocca wee-wee.

EDIT: Sorry. Meant to say a 'woo' to your pic; how cuntingdon rude of meh.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:00, archived)

haha

Worst time to post a good funny image :
Friday, 5pm, when everyone has buggered off home early, and won't be back till monday.
Have a SUPER WOO!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)

the funny thing is

I've been home alllll day and achieved nothing. NOTHING!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)

Yay!

I, however, have handed in my dissertation AND been at work.
VODKA VODKA VODKA

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)

Oh well, I suppose that means I can wheel this out again

since it got next to no reception the first time round.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)

hee hee

Very David Shrigley.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

haha

chav-juice

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)

LAZY I KNOW BUT IM BORED

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

needs more white space

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

nah

it's feng shui innit

uncluttered and that

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

BETTER??

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)

needs more lower case

and less punctuation

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6219362

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)

no, it needs more white space.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)

yes

the feng shui has been destroyed

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)

PICKY

...

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)

HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR CAPSLOCK ON AGAIN?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

i really think it needs more white space.
i've been saying that all along.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

erm...

ok then.

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)

WHAT THE SHITTING CUNT!

p.s. you fuck

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)

WHAT THE CRAPPING MIMSY

PS. That's just mean

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

HOLY SHITTING CUNTFUCKS!

p.s. your all gay have a lovely weekend!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

cunt

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)

Thank you ;)

You too!

PS. Arse raping donkey apple eater

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)

MMM...

apples

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Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)

Dear Mr Zedsmith

We are not being intentionally mean, just shouting random abuse at random intervals.
Any offence caused to anyone should be ignored, like you'd ignore the drunk man on the park bench.
Yours sincerely
- Nonny
p.s. call me a fucking cunt if it makes you feel better
p.p.s you cuck

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)

drunk old tramp on a park bench

eating stolen sandwiches and shouting "ARGFHFhfhdRrrr!!! BASTARDS!!!" at a group of children who pass by laughing at him.

What a nice traditional summer image :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)

Yeah

what does everyone else do for their summer hols?

(And I do wish the kids wouldn't laugh at me!)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)

they'll stop laughing

eventually

if you play with the chainsaw long enough :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)

I found that

crapping myself stops it ..
But it's only comfortable for the first 30 minutes.

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)

hmm

sounds like you need some kind of extracto trousers or something

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)

Aww bugger

I thought the site had contracted torrets.

PS. I get it, just randomly taking offence keeps people on their toes.

PPS. Thanks for explaining anyway ;)

PPPS. Cucking Funt!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:03, archived)

contracted?

torrets?!

you dont fucking spell it PISS CUNT like that.

cuck.

:D

I love you really :D

Have some funt :D
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)

its a...

spoonlegged duck with the man's head standing on a white rock in the middle of a puddle of dulux in the arctic, listening to his iPod.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)

best answer ever

p.s. you sausage

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

well

it's Dale-bird McSpoonlegs, DUH!!!

don't worry - i have no cocking idea either!

(jagerman, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

haha

nice

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connor, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)

CUNT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)

has any one got a gag?

or an axe for removal of fingers? :D

only joking spamheads!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

we need to take away the

CTRL keys, Insert and V. and the mouse.
And the computer.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

OOPS

I CUNTED ME GAG IN THE CUNTARD.

...ooh...

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

i do that all the time

i've only just managed to maneuver my splunk from a letterbox 'cos my seam was burning.

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)

Aye

And it's never on the insurance forms, the bastards.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)

bupa only cover banjo snappage, the cunts

but when i got my trowel severed the NHS sorted it the next day. What a crazy world we live in

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)

yup

and as Fiona Bruce said, "IT AM A CRAYZAAAH WORLD, MASSA!"

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)

Term starts again sooner than you think

Have you done your homework?
Or have you spent all summer looking for your first pube?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

...but mummy said she loved meeeee....

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)

bandhag!

hang on...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)

If you press Alt+F4 several times you get a £500 grant from the government

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)

jesus

pigfucking christ! what the cunting fuck is that???

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)

is that dale winton?

[edit] yay it's bigger

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)

SPOONLEGS

Kill it!! Kill it!! Kill it!! Kill it!! Kill it!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

You see that key just to the left of 'A'?

Press it and see what happens.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

Shush,

he might actually be using shift all the time, that'll just speed him up.

(tomsk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:00, archived)

Must.Try.Harder

(

wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

glad to see you didn't take the time

to cut out both hands

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:50, archived)

Hehe

Ring nazi

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

Just one hand

would leave you severely scarred ... doing both would leave you so warped you'd obsess about bunny girl's mimsys and rapid fire carrots

(not that i'd know of course)

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

hahahaah

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

PS?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)

It is all about quality

The 'other' hand is a bit Beadle to be honest. it leaves a lot to be desired for image composites. A lot of people just mirror the one hand. Those who pay attention to detail shop out the ring on one though.

:-p

(Milt I like gin., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)

If I'd Bothered With That...

I might have added some hummus too. As it is...

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)

FINGERS OF FUN

ARE JUST THE ONES
TO GIVE YOUR KIDS A TREAT

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)

*shudder*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

Try again

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

YEAH

YOU MUCKEEEEEY BRAIN FUCKTOIDS

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:45, archived)

p.s. YOU CUNT

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

# "I want to take you to a gay bar!" #

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

Emmanuelle?

(

jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

I CAN

i cunt LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

I have nothing to say

P.S YOU CUNT

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

Dear Nonny

your comments were greatly appreciated.

Love Horrible xxx

p.s. you cunt.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

Yay!

I was feeling left out that you hadn't called me a cunt. It's quite cathartic, isn't it.
P.S. you twatting flanging vaginaing cunt.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

Dear Nonny,

in reply, I must say that it is a great way to de-stress on a Friday afternoon.

Yours Faithfully,

mr horrible.

p.s. you fucking cunt.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:50, archived)

Call me a cunt

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

you fucking cunt

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

you cunting fuck

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

you funting cuck

. :p

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)

who are you to call me a fucking cunt?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

fucking cunt

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:00, archived)

Dear Captain Wow,

please fill out the following form in order to be insulted.

Your Sincerely,

mr horrible.

p.s. you rancid cunt.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

what form?

Dear Mr Horriflibble

I noticed in your letter dated Friday 11th August that you did not actually attach a form for me to fill out. I can only assume that this is because you're a fucking bender.

Yours sincerely

Captain Wow

P.S. You make me want to vom.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)

VIMTO

is an anagram of Vomit.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)

Dear Captain Wow

I did not enclose the form because you are already a cunt.
I trust the matter is now closed.

Yours Faithfully,

mr horrible.

p.s. you cunt

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

LOL

Dear all,

due to the following response to mr horribles first lettter, there transpired an undesired ribena/monitor interface.

I therefore move that you are all floppy-titted-drag-queen-whores.

Love CW xxx

p.s. I hope you all have a cunting good weekend!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)

dear Mr horrible

I have enjoyed our varied and rigorous discourse over the last few hours, and I would like to take this opportunity to wish you a very pleasant weekend.

you fucking cunt

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)

you're a cunt

and you know you are
you're a cuuuunt
and you know you arrrre!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

y o u

c u n t

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

Naughty naughty

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

git 'wizard'

(Abel wants to see if that new thing works, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

I'm with you...

...and Marcus Brigstock.

Humiliation and obscurity to the Git-wizard!

(

Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)

Screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdos

LOL

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

haha yaay! :)

unleash the pies!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

I was gonna say that!

P.I.E.!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwww

Samuarai (pizza?) cats, Woo!!

(

Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

Who you gonna call when you want a pepperoni?

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

teenage samurai pizza killer tomato busters!

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

wow

it's like my childhood memories have been put into a blender.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:50, archived)

Can he lick 'em while smiling?

Woo!

(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

he can leave them to hang : )

/ballbag blog

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:50, archived)

Much Woo!

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

Hurrah!

I like this cat from Japan a lot

(

Baglady, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

he's like a leper messiah!

: )

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

more ziggy related boredom spaff

from debbie mcgee's models

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)

That looks like...

...a bloke I know.

(Milt I like gin., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:00, archived)

ZOE L!

YOU SAID YOU LUUUUUUUUVED MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!11!1!

nice shoppagaatta

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)

: )

cheers, i'm still trying to learn that kind of stuff

(

mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

lol i was...

in teh garden, cleaning up teh apples and i made this!

Click for increase in size

EDIT: shit i just looked at teh size, ill upload a smaller pic lol

LOLZ im sorry guys heres a smaller file size!!!

(Stegzilla, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)

APPLOL

(

abandonnship, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)

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jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)

How bored were you?

Next door has an apple tree, but I can't reach far enough to nick any. The place behind us has a big plum tree that's dropping it's plums all over our garden, however.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)

Very

not much to do here lol

(Stegzilla, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

plums dropped once ....

(

jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

Prove it.

*is waiting*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

heh

don't my velvet earthy man-tones suggest post pubescence ...?

/complex

(

jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:45, archived)

tones?

you type in a very low voice .....o_0

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

I watched that fucker load !

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)

me too

it was like the blood that drips through my ceiling

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)

hahaha

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

I thought it was one of those comedy animated "image loading effects"

How wrong I was

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

it was like the comedy cartoon ostrich that has swallowed an anvil

I saw the lump coming down my net cable!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

That was no anvil, baby ;)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

was it you and your big beadlehands

covered in pants?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

yeh!

*planning photo* :)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

You should animate it

you, your big beadlehands wrapped in your pantage, ready to fight and bouncing like a tekken character.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

Such a pic can haunt one for the rest of their internet life

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:45, archived)

But I'd love it

And that's important.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

wow thats quite a load

Do you wear some sort of support? They'll only sag if you don't* ;)

* creating atripping hazard later on in life

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

Christ, you should go over to /talk

at the worst of times, you're just staring at a white screen waiting for it to load.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

and that my friend is why I don't go there.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

That and it's totally different people.

And I only barely know you lot.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

Aw come on, you already know I have bigger hands and a bigger pants collection than you

That's more than my mother knows

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

Bet you're tall too

That's three things.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

6' 2" and shrinking

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

my god I really do hope you have some kind of support for that!!

edit: you must knock yourself out when you see a pretty girl walk past!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

Cast iron knickers

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

I'm focusing on the knickers part.....

...and chuckling

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

If it was that big he'd pass out from the sudden loss of blood

and if he got a hard one just from seeing a pretty girl walk by, he has some serious self-control issues.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

pretty girl?

That would be a very big problem indeed

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)

That's 10.5 inches taller than me.

You ARE a polar bear. In a cap.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

/talk is great

I mean, really, where else can you get so many comedy strikethroughs and rape jokes?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

It is where we keep the untalented b3tards

(Milt I like gin., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

Well, the b3tans who have better things to do than draw stickmen with big cocks

and alter pictures of animals so that they have bigger eyes or false teeth.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

It's a talent

of sorts

(Milt I like gin., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

oooh *raises pink handbag and looks at Prodigy69*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)

I take it you've not got into a converstion with MikeyBoy then

it can scare the bejesus out of you - iven if you are Jewish!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

I met him at the last Oxbash

he's actually quite a nice chap.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

oooh, oxford

I could go there. It's not far.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

COME TO BRUMBASH!!!!!

pleaaaase!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)

I doubt I could

When/where?

I only know where the custard factory is in Brum.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)

we talked about real ale, while getting drunk

if that helps. Ahhh, Coventry.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

pffffffffft

you ate me early....obviously it meant nothing *sniffs*

;)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

I won't forget it in a hurry

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

I beat you too

but I'm over it now.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

It meant everything to me.

Course it did.

you know I love you baby. I can't help it if you make me hit you. Why'd you act so stupid, huh?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)

me too

this psp isnt fast

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

wooo welcome back tutty

you have fun? *hug*

the pencil is being well used :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:45, archived)

Hahaha

Trying to surf on a PSP?
I does pity you
But good 'noons sexy miss, still in Spain?

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

lol indeed

you stole my bandwidth!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)

LoLeS

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

using

width and height tags DOESN'T make the image quicker to download.
Thumbnails are your friends.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

They sure are

They pick the biggest bogies

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

you raped my internets

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

er...

aren't they plums? they look suspiciously magenta!!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

naa

they are horrible, worm ridden apples which have been on the ground for like 2 months

(Stegzilla, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

mm plums

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

LOL!

THAT AM SAYE LOL!!!!!1

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

(

jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

DUX!

p.s. you cunt

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)

heh

You know I wouldn't be able to resist:

p.s. would someone ask Santa for a graphics tablet for me :/ my wrist hurts ... and no ... not because of that

*edit* now with less redex

(

jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

don't deny it!

be proud! wank for charity!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

yeah - wanking for the NSPCC!

think of the children!

while you wank

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)

Ooooh, and me

Along with t'intertard at home please.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

I bet if you got one

you could fit a million of duck in there.

(We don' need no steeenkin' badgers! said a very wise Mexican., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)

they're cheap enough these days...

cpc.farnell.com/jsp/search2/browse.jsp?N=500011+401+411&Ntk=gensearch_003&Ntt=graphics+tablet&Ntx=&_requestid=133065

unless you are a student? *narrows eyes* You are not one of them are you?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)

omg

no!

(

jamiem, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

yeah

maplins have some nice ones 'on cheap too:

www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=48393&criteria=tablet&doy=11m8

(doos hows my random?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)

what a build-up to a redex!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

Dr Dickheadlexia was asking about you earlier

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

Why?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

no idea

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

Because he misses you.

he was crying and everything. He said that you'd said you'd never leave him, and now he's all pregnant and stuff, and he's worried about money and stretch marks and....

Sorry.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

hahahaha

that's funnier than you can imagine.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:45, archived)

flap flap flap

*KABLAMMO*
*fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*splat*

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

*Bloodhound pops up from behind grass*

*attempts to shoot that also*

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

HE NEVER F*ING DIES!

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)

YaY!

I'm not the only one who did that!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

i think everyone did it

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

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