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tom

(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)

Believes in aliens

the weird fuck.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:07, archived)

I think that's the least of his weirdness.

He's got a small head there for one. Possibly due to aliens...

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

I heard that he landed the role of Spock

in the next Star Trek film.

Surely not.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

Haha.

Oh yes please.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)

I believe in aliens

too.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

A haaaaannnndddbaaaaaaaag?!

/I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue blog :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:08, archived)

Tim Brooke-Taylor

I was always a Lady Constance fan
/ISIRTA

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

Erm?

TIOBE blog, shirley?

I've got loads of ISIHAC here, I think I'm going to listen to Ken Livingston discuss GLC plans for a supplimentary Mornington Crescent.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

when I go to London

I always go out of my way to go through Mornington Crescent

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

Do you go up the A40 (North) first?

I like to open the wayt for backdoor suburbs.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

I like an expansive game

enough said

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

Depends

which rules you're playing I s'pose... can't stand the Percival-Thames 1918 ones - line-switching is a NONO! :P

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

Oh fuck off!

How can you play without line crossing.

Admittedly, they shouldn't have brought it in on diagonals, but as long as you stay within a geographical area which excludes Luton I can't see how you can complain.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:16, archived)

I think

excluding Luton should apply to ALL public-transit related pastimes - it's a shitehole!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)

Not compared to Dunstable

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)

this.

pity I have to go there if I want to go anywhere.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)

Quick!

Swiftly ninjaedit it so it looks like you said 'TIOBE', and thus are mistake-free! :)

EDIT: Yaaaays for teh powah of teh ninjaediting!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

Hmm, I did that long enough ago that I have posted three new posts since, so either you sat with a window open for quite some time or . . .

Oh fuck it. Yes, i was wrong.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

*pats on back*

Never mind, have a cuppa and a jaffa cake and relax. ^_^

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

So that's Tom!

He's my only friend on MySpace.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

Can I have a sculpture please?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

He was my only friend for a while

until I knocked him off.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:16, archived)

haha

if gnops is a smallified face, what's this?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

A small headed American fucktard.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

true

but lacks the simplistic catchiness of 'gnops'

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

there was a discussion about this a while back and

a word was proposed and used for the day... don't know if it ever caught on, or what the funt it was...

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)

yay

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

your are Dr Dyslexia

AICMFP

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)

I always love this!

How's things in Kiwiland?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)

oooh! i'm going there next year!

yes, how are things in kiwishire?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)

The orcs are restless, I hear.

but Xena'll sort them out.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:30, archived)

Good to hear!

Doesn't she moonlight as Helen Clark?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

How I wish!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)

Kei te pai.

and your fine self, this crappy spring day?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

I'm good thanks mate - ty

The birds are singing, the computers are running and the Politicians are lying... everything's normal!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

ahhhhh

tis voooooodoooooooo

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

hello

i wus bored, so i drewed over my picture
_{second one on its own}

ORIGINAL HERE

stinking halloween, you trolls

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)

The second one is very nice.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)

the second one took thrice as long as all the others put together

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:05, archived)

The second one alone would have made a better post

peradventure?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:07, archived)

peradventure?

/edit should i consider fucking the rest off and posting a nice version of the second one?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

Yes.

It is very nice and the others look like they are done in a service station passport booth.

They detract from the goodun.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

the ghey team?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:05, archived)

*parp*

yes :D

i can be all of them

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)

i wish my hair was short again...

i would have endless fun bouncing things off it's shiney dome...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)

Nah, shaved heads usually look like penises from behind.

Unless that's the look you're going for.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:07, archived)

the look i have at the moment is 'can't be arsed to cut his hair, quit college, now working at woolworths'

i hear it's this season's black.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

I've had that haircut exactly

for the past 30 years...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

that is the in look for the young 'un nowadays

my look is the, 'im going to steal that old ladies purse' look

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

ahhahah!

Nice.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

get your hair cut like the sheep from the adverts

bleached white bubble perm

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

nice work

some really good directions there

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:07, archived)

I do like the second one!

I was bored, so did this

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

i couldnt get hold of a pumpkin

so i got a swede

and it was too hard to carve, so i threw it away

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

Oh dear.

You could have used it as some form of Halloween victim of some kind.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

It would be easier to shove

up somebody's arse than a pumpkin at least.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)

the second one is good

ummhmm

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

Oooh do me like that

Pretty please?

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grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

The board is almost completely devoid of postbox sex.

i plan to change all that.

Randy likes to get hot and heavy with number 2904

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

BOO!

No cock.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

here...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)

999...

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

Please

pass el mind bleacho, if you will!

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

no spunk!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

So an accurate depiction then?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)

he's so happy

woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:01, archived)

no,

he has ralgex on his nob.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)

or he's used one of those mosquito zappers

apparently

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)

he has a magenta squirrel trying to get to his nuts?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)

or d)

all of the above

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

haha

the old problem

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)

arf!

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)

PHROAR!

*frots*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

'ning

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

ningles

y'allright?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)

Not bad.

Pissed off, but then I've had a week off and went straight back in to an itsmymarket meeting which made me want to kill marketeers.

You?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)

Filth!

congrats!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

Whey!!!

Congratjimilations =)

Now im off to bed. Nite all.

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

So that's why

I get all this spunk mail!!

Woo + congrats!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)

first class ;¬)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)

How much

was the price of the stamps for that?

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)

one torn hymen.

sorry...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

Not as sorry

as I am...

:(

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)

Proud moment.

You'll never get it back.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)

what a disappointment

althoug it is rather good

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

hurrah!

you star! How's our thread going?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)

ooh. yeah...

forgot about that... will find it now. haha

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)

here

b3ta.com/board/6456391

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:08, archived)

let's chat there, shall we?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

am doing

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

congrats on 100 successful threadjacks!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)

congrats on 100 successful vaguely sarcastic comments.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:05, archived)

I love it really

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

"..and so I feed him sandwiches

and hope he understands."

Woo to you!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)

awww

just read the whole song again..

funny but it still makes me cry.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

Ah well, here's a mallard making love to a letterbox.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)

Is the board slowing down again? Or is it just me?

/ninja edit. Should woo your pic before a TJ. Sorry and...er...woo!

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)

Hurrah! Congratulations

More nakedness next time, please

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

Charge!

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Microwave, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)

Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

I might bugger off before Will gets his cock out

to be honest.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)

bugger off = get naked?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

Off is my cat.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

do you wank off?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

but nobody should ever

push off

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vladimir, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

Or kick off.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)

or hassle off

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)

naked meatspin times!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

Evening you.

Did you know that the one spinning is the one underneath's son?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

no, I did not

but how the hell do you know?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

He's the father

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!oneoneeleventyone

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

hahaha

g'night kids

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)

Night dad.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:01, archived)

you would only know that if it was you and your dad/son

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

Have you met my dad/son?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

Dressed up for endless Halloweens

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Microwave, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)

"so join me in my bed little boy"

Not that Vincent Price was a paedo!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

maybe over there

but here it's 0:51

I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to sleep
*winks*

night night!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

Goodnight, Mr Funnier and better comic timing than me!.

apparently

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

See?

He did it again.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

(read the following in 'Stewie Griffin's' voice.....)

oh aren't you just sooo funny!!!

waits......

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:01, archived)

The aristocrats!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

bed bugs, bite, etc.!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

*charges*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

o_0

Eeeeeep!!

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

Now listen carefully because I will say this only once

Mnuf mu huhmmmnuhfff fnuh...
Charge!!!

Keep posting them :D I love these!

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)

box-spider looks happily sad.

hang onto your hats...

1
EDIT: fringie. i'm going to tease you. hahaha aww. fukit.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

Post it

Post it hard!

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

Pardon!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

Bless you

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

Filth!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

All of this sequence/theme are damn Woo.

But this is my fav so far.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

woo

and on they rush

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)

I'm running out of good ones

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Microwave, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

the suicide bomber in the hat?

green eggs and jihad?

_₆

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Almost 6000!

you got a special animation ready?

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)

get firefox at the ready for full on high speed action!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:48, archived)

ohhh its spak tiemz!

Im not going to bed untill you hit 6000...

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)

oh nekkidtime milestone

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:48, archived)

aren't they all?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:48, archived)

Would you eat them in a plane?

Would you eat them on a train?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

THERE'S WALLY!

There - look

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Can I have a sculpture please?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

This is lovely.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Running out?

; )

last time i said something like this it cause tons of controversy on the board, so please note the winking smiley.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:48, archived)

Pfffft!

I remember that! You.. you contentious person, you! tsk!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)

The thing is ,

I actually thought it was funny, but the board just leapt to my defence,so I just sat back and rode the wave.
Cheers boarders!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

oooh i have one of these kicking about

(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)

What is its name?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

Ooooh!

what is it?

7

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

greyscale

and static required

still, it is very nice as it is :)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Static is greyscale isn't it?

It is on my telly anyway

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)

yes,he looks smug....

but then so would you, if you were stood at the door of your very own giant passenger carrying cock!

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

I like his hair.

*stands up and walks around for a bit*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)

What a huuuge cock!

Nice plane, woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

I think it's a plane

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

so do i

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:42, archived)

it's a nice plane though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

yes,nice and magentary

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)

heather mills wated a plane......

cos immac wouldnt work on her wooden leg!

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

You sire

are the reasons why the exquisite compo got teh busted!

... funny tho :P

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

no...

not me,i never even entered! lol

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

I wonder if he has

tubular balls?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

doo, doo, doodoo, do^, do^, dodoo doo ...

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

never mind the bollocks

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surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

it's the transport of the future

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

Woo-ness!

*clicks*

You are in a long pink tunnel.
Exits are to the north.
You can see a large bell end... wearing a suit.

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)

not a virgin anymore, eh?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:42, archived)

congratulations

did you and davew27 have a pact?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)

suicide pact?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Only if a "pact"

is a make or brand of car

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)

nice spunking detail

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

not just spunk,

but top grade fuel spunk!

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

this makes me laugh

have a click from me

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)

hahaha

CDC air

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

I'm not kissing the owner.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:37, archived)

Now would I,

The cunt's wearing tracky bottoms.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

And

he's got all lipstick round his arse.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)

A dog in tracki bottoms?

He must be a Daks hound

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:42, archived)

or an

Adidaschund

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

Oooo Dusky Scarlet

my favourite shade

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surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

I prefer

Musky Dalek

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

You know you want to...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:48, archived)

I hate this drawing

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Microwave, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

Oh Noes!!

Teh mushroom armageddon is upon us!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:37, archived)

"Teh"

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Microwave, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

Teh teh teh teh!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)

tee hee!

heh

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

it still makes me smile somehow

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

Do you work in sales?

I like it.. if that's ok

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

Yeah I guess I'll allow you to like it

But rest assured, you're incorrect

(

Microwave, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)

keep paddling!

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

'What's in the box,

bitch?'

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

I like it

but it reminds me of the times I have OD'd on truffles and Bolly*

*Mushroom pot noodle and Blue Nun (circa 1988)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)

hahaha

these are brilliant :D Keep posting!

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)

This reminds me of a

little known John Wyndham book the name of which I cannot remember right now.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

i like it.

it's like a view into your mind.

it scares me. yet has me aroused.

8

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)

An icon

The force isn't strong in this one, oh no, any resemblance is purely coincidental

This is not the Evil head of the Imperial Empire, for legal reasons. Oh no.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

that's quite a nice one, that.

woo and yay

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

Do you know,

That may be my favourite yet.

Diesel Sweeties?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

Vergood

Have a jaffa cake

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

Impressive, most impressive.

The icon is strong in this one.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

ohhhhh,

that is v.nice

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

i really like this one

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

Impressive

/Darth Vader voice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

Like what I just said ^

: )

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

He said it better.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)

I DID THE WHOLE FUCKING QUOTE!!!!

AND THEN ANOTHER(slghtly changed to match the image)UNDERNEATH!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)

Nah,

sorry,

It's his presence on the board.

Presence and comic timing.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

*bows*

night night now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

Aha

that would be the head of "Dark Father"

*nudge*

*wink*

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

Yes.

That's him. The name had slipped my mind for a moment.

*winks back*

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Tart Monkey, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:42, archived)

; )

www.b3ta.com/board/6477833

also this has probably been done better, by a real pixel wizard.
www.b3ta.com/board/6474663

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Fine stuff on both counts

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Tart Monkey, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

I'm sure tweaknik could do it better

but I'd pay double, for a manbear by my name!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

i find you lack of copyright observance disturbing

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

hahahaha

woo Tart!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

Blimey!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

eep

that is most woo and yay

speaking of WoW - i did this earlier. yes I'm threadjacking. sorry.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

Nice one!

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moohalaa, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

why thankyou moo!

_{it is scary here in the other place...}

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

I don't like it..it's full of pictures

and meaningless three-letter praise!
*scarpers*

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moohalaa, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

as opposed to

ascii and in-jokes?

_*hides*

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)

Woo!!

Yay!!
..whatever comes next!!

*runs back to the warm, dark embrace of /Talk*

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moohalaa, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)

*Loots*

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

Fancy!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

I think I've seen him, crapping on the lawn.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

that was me

sorry

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SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

Arf!

That's a fine doggieman. WYH

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

Evening chap :)

Excellent stuff...!

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FoldsFive, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

Frightening

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)

I've met him!

He's barking!!!

woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)

Colonel Kay

Woof, Yay

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

Wow - I've never seen a mandog before!

*wonders of they're related to manbears

Woo!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

and this is his wife

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

haha

What a bitch!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

phwoar

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

WOOF!

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rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

shame she's not single

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

She's a total shit,Sue!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

Top Shop!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

Amazingly done

*siphons off Mr Sanity's talent with a length of hose and an extra strong peppermint*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

top shoppery there sir

woo(f)!

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

Kilroy?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

This is William Divane

From 24.
proof

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

hahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:37, archived)

cor

w/y/h

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)

Have some fruit

(JingleBells never feels Christmassy, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)

That shit's bananas!

And that banana's... pretty damn good!

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CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

have you seen my plums?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

Yes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

possibly

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

Fuck me

that's sexy!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

Why are they upside down?

Woo!
edit: ok, maybe just the right one looks upended.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

aaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh

/edit I like this version better. toffee-apple looking beasties

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

Either way they're ace.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

sweet jeezus

they are looking. right. at. me.

(

spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

Cool!

But I've had my 5 today

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

*Pac Mans*

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

Best...Verb...EVAR!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

Speaking of Pac-Man

(JingleBells never feels Christmassy, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

forgot the grapes!

(JingleBells never feels Christmassy, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

Beand 'un ?

(spunkbasket3000, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

Is it a Jaws related image?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

All glory to the HYPNOTOAD!

Okay, now I give up.

(

Maladicta, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

i know we didn't make it clear in the compo

and your images is FUCKING GREAT, but only monotone images will be used as icons.

(

rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

Whoops.

Ah well... I can greyscale him tomorrow. Glad someone told me before I made a total fool of myself.

(

Maladicta, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)

no worries

we like greyscale coz it doesn't clash with the multi-colour-insane images that are on the board

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rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)

explain the L plates, then.

they're coloured...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

yep

I know we're not entirely consistent. But still, we're not about to introduce any other multicolour icons anytime soon. (Unless we really, really want to.)

(

rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

not even....

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

nope

it looks like shit

(

rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

That's fucking ridiculous.

It looks nothing like shit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

pfft

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)

You see, I think that there could be an argument for magenta.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

why don't you write up your argument

and post it on a blog?

I'll be sure to read it.

Heh.

(

rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

Oh, I don't blog.

It's web 2.0

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

I'm old school muthafucker

finger my .plan

(

rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

We're on web 2.1.4 down here.

Fucking London losers with your old hat webbery.

*quietly cries into his floral shirt at the knowledge that in 9 hours he will be once again working with people who believe that what we do is web 2.0 and that this is in some way different to what i did before they came up with the stupid fucking name.

CUNTS!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

^ This

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)

I'm glad I nolonger give a shit

I used to, and I really do understand your pain.

There is a way out, and I won't patronise you with advice, 'cause your route (if you take it) will be different to mine.

/obi one kenobi blog

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rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

Yours benefits a great deal from starting 6 years before mine.

I just keep doing the sculpture and hope that one day i'll get rich!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

nah bollocks

it's not about 6 years ago.

It's about going, "Do I have the courage to act on what I know to be true?"

Maybe you do, maybe you don't. There's no shortage of clever people who die frustrated.

Ah fuck it. I'm off for some cheese.

edit: btw: I know you're Lord Manley, and if you don't act like a cunt, we won't ban you. It's fucking boring to keep doing it. Play safe kids.

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rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

Enjoy.

I do and I have done, but I can't sell for shit and, to date, every venture I have tried outside of emploiyment has been fucked up by a salesman.

[EDIT: Oh fuck, I am writing a bastard blog now. fuck off and eat your cheese so I can enjoy Will's cock in peace.]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

all 256 levels?

or are there preferred values/colours?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

just nothing that clashes

If you want to be sure, use a colour picker on the furtive.

(

rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

cheers

i kind of thought that anyway
I just wanted to check, as there have been lots of colour icons
and i wasn;t sure if i'd missed some sort of official rules

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

we are not running coloured icons

yes we did [L] but that was because I thought it was a good idea, once, whilst drunk in 2004.

The board is grey for a reason. A good reason. Not to clash with peoples work.

(

rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

yeah

it hides very well inside visual studio's MSDN help pages.
especially now they have made them tabbed

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

They have?

I need new ones.

Why not have a SFW stylesheet - or is there a Greasemonkey for one?

In fact, where is the b3ta greasemonkey script, is it any good?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

i used it on my last pc and it was pretty good

but i now have a corner desk at work, so nobody can see or ever walks past

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

I'm allowed to look at porn

in fact it is often part of my job.

It's sad when you reach a point when you grade porn on how they spam, rather than on the jugs.

Anyway, I miss the 'new posts' part of the 4rthur script - is there a b3ta equivilent?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:42, archived)

What you need

is the greasemonkey

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

yes.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

do they have to fill

15x13 or can they be a little bit off that, like 14x10

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

nope

15x13

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rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)

I had to leave that page open while I copied him

The noise nearly drove me (totally) insane.

(

Maladicta, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)

Haha!

It was worth it

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

Thank you

after about 10 minutes I cottoned on and the iPod went in.

(

Maladicta, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)

I'm betting you went for....

RAMMSTEIN!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

Sadly no.

In the land of Maladicta's iPod it's mainly all about Guns N' Roses at the moment.

(

Maladicta, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

RAWK!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

Oh yes.

*taps foot impatiently waiting for Chinese Democracy*. Mind you nothing can top Appetite For Destruction in my tiny world.

(

Maladicta, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

hahahaha

or you could have the Mattel/Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobots

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

Or even better,

the BATTLING SEIZURE ROBOTS!

(

Maladicta, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)

\o/

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

maybe the journo did his research too well

this makes me giggle

www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2167581/virgin-pulls-compo-website

(

rob, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:16, archived)

Sod being a museum curator...

... I'm going to be a journalist - it's as easy as quoting board posts and reading the FAQ!
Edit: While I'm loitering: can anyone recommend a fantastic/sexy semi-pro digital camera for about £250?

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)

Ha ha ha

(

King Ralph is drunk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)

Tell me,

if they say that they will give xBoxs to the best images, and people do work based on this, are they not contractually obliged to supply the boxes to the best entrants, even if they pull it?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

I think

it would take a brave man to ask. They may not be too receptive right now. Got 'em some publicity though.

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

Fuck 'em,

I'm a brave man. If they are daft enough to ask, despite warnings, then they get what they deserve.

Speculative work is seldom fruitful, but if one submits speculative work ont he basis that there is a guaranteed contract for the winning bid then that has to be honoured.

My freelancers'd go tits if I asked for submissions when there was no work.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)

Good point, well made.

They should have known what was going to happen if they'd done their homework. Tell you what, I bet someone's bollocks are on the block for it.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

Fucking chase the Virgin cunts for the compo stuff

fucking turncoat scum double-dealing pussy wankstain bastards.

Press release if they don't cough up by next week. MediaWeak, The Guardian and others would love to run on them welshing on the deal in their diary columns.

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

hahaha

there's a spy among us...

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)

hahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)

Christ is this website aimed solely at creative geeks?

I've been loitering here under false pretences....

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)

Hahaha

I thought the same thing :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

I like being thought of as a 'creative geek'.

It sounds kinda sexy. Infact, I'm going to put that as my board sig. Hurrah!

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

yes, but it's different for girls

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

yes

creative geek women have tight blouses that the buttons threaten to burst off and they chew the arm of they specticals suggestively.

or so the interweb has led to me belive.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

This is all of the truth.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

it's all true

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

It is. It is.

I have white blouses and chewed spectacles to prove it.

(

CaroWallis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

huzzahs!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:37, archived)

Can I have a sculpture please?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

So he has been giving you dirty phonecalls?

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)

Sod being a forensic scientist...

... I'm going to be a journalist - it's as easy as quoting board posts and reading the FAQ!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)

better pay too

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

It;'s the biggest cock I've ever seen!

Well done mate.

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)

"UK website aimed at creative geeks"

certainly beats being a "puerile digital arts community" hands down :)

Who is going to own up to being Bobby Pickering, then ?

(

FoldsFive, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)

and now, YOU get free advertising!

All's well that ends well.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)

we've been infiltrated

is it research or is he just another lazy waster like the rest of us?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)

Sod being a professional party crasher

... I'm going to be a journalist - it's as easy as quoting board posts and reading the FAQ!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

silly bearded cunt

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

Ahahahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

The world needs more b3ta in-jokes in the media. The first person to get a "your all gay" or "uplaod codez" or "werz da rude stuff" in a tv advert wins all of the internets.

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)

Second

*Offers his share of the internets*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

Ahem?

Links board?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

Someone had to say it I s'pose

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

"an image of Richard Branson relieving himself over a man dressed in a baby outfit"

if he'd done his research a bit better then he'd have named that 'man' ;)

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

can't stop; won't stop

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Microwave, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)

Love the shadowing.

Great stuff.

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FoldsFive, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)

This is splendid.

I think you may get my coming of age click.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

These are all of the awsome

Much woo to you, sir!

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

what is with the massive green turban he's wearing?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

it's the latest 'it' thing.

like emos. oh, how i despise them.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:16, archived)

everybody hates emos

in emos hate emos

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

it's not only the emos.

but the popularity of emo.
my chemical romance are number 2 in the album charts this week. i just don't get it...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)

I get what you're saying

but sooner that than Robbie Williams

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

Beats crazy frog

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Microwave, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

Haha

I'm sure you know this but it was supposed to be like a blanket on the seat behind him

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Microwave, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

Don't stop

carry on,
these are woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

this reminds me of subway vigilante on the spectrum

only with better graphics

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)

You are in a large room.

There are 8 blue space beds.
You can see a brief case and a bomb.
You are wearing a large green afro wig.
There are exits to the east and west.

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

For no apparent reason...

Is it Fluffeh Teim?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:04, archived)

Stretched pussy?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)

what do you do with a massive pussy?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)

Encourage him,

show him the drop, ride through it and don't put too much pressure on him to do it.

Why do you ask?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)

catch the massive meeses

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

cat-erpillar?

Edit: sees filename, ah!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)

TROMP TROMP TROMP.

MIAOW.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)

hehe

The Germans used them in WW2 as all-terrain vehicles

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)

will they stop at nothing?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

No, nothing. NUSSING!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

You never need a reason

for fluffeh teim!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:06, archived)

Ahh

does he answer to the name "Reuters"?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:06, archived)

Pfft!

if ever i get a multipedal cat. this will be it's name.

either that or i'll get two and name them tickles and tess.

Tess... tickles... geddit!?

/coat

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

A fluffepied!

The woods are full of them....

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:07, archived)

viridian forest?

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CactusEater, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)

Pika Pika!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

i think i love you

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CactusEater, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

Yay!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)

That's

a lorra lorra legs. How does he.....?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

Alaska.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

Are you hanging your dog?

A tap on the nose usually suffices!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)

yay!

Is it a Quattro hound?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

this scares me slightly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

Looks like a magic eye picture

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thistle, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

When he uses the litter tray,

he digs up more than he buries!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

You should see him scratching himself!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

hahahaha

woo :)

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)

Did someone say Fluffeh Teim?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

Mondays, eh?

Never did get the hang of them.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:00, archived)

Tell me why?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)

I wanna shooooooo

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)

The whole wor

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)

ld down

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:04, archived)

~~world~~ day

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)

Oh yeah.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:07, archived)

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Brendaannspencermugshot.jpg

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)

Never liked that song anyway

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)

Looking after number one was ace though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

meh.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

I'm alright Jack.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

down

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:06, archived)

Chips

In my head (and stomach)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)

I don't like Mondays

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)

haha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)

Crash my car, woman?

woo =)

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)

stickwoman drivers eh?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)

Like the grin.

though it's Thursdays, I've never got the hang of..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)

Yellow.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

lovely

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)

hehehe

OK this was from 'honey'. I can't decide what song to try next!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

everyone already thinks he is morrisey

so... the Smiths? Or did you do a smiths song? I forget?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

Girlfriend in a coma!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

I hate the Smiths!

Besides he was called Robbie the other day too. I nearly entered him as Robbie in the celeb death image challenge for this bit:

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

Again!! *Thuck* Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

Last one for tonight

Does anyone know how to get a good glow-ey eyes kind of effect in Fireworks?

Green Lantern,
Spidey , Supes and Bats , Frank and Vlad, Zombie and The Mummy

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 22:58, archived)

Use copper in with the gunpowder.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 22:59, archived)

PUT FIREWORKS IN EYES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 22:59, archived)

stick one in your skull and stand back?

...oh not bangy fireworks

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 22:59, archived)

/firework pun

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:00, archived)

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