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Quick one before bed.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:04,
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I looked into his icy blue eyes,
and could see into the depths of his soul. His gaze held me fast. I tried to look away but could not; as he stared at me with his accusing face and murky water. However, I also felt a sense of overwhelming sadness as I looked into his icy blue eyes. Into the depths of his soul.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:09,
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Oh my god.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:09,
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He's still a cunt,
and should be punched in the throat.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:10,
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DEAL
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:11,
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I want to kick him in the shins.
I just got some creative typing disease for a moment. I have a new keyboard and it sounds like a typewriter. It's awsome. I don't want to stop typing.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:12,
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That's good.
Type something here then, about Fences and Badgers.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:13,
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Okay.
I step backward from the fence and tripped over a suspicious looking badger. It was dressed in a dark coloured rain coat and had the collar turned up over his furry face. The room was full of them. I looked over toward the direction in which the creature was headed and saw that they had grouped in the far corner of the room. They had some form of guild, and the leader could immediately be seen. A dirty waistcoat adorned his body, and a cracked monocle framed one bead-like eye. Another member was lighting up a cigar whilst two additional ‘brothers’ were engaging in an arm wrestle, which actually looked very peculiar taking into context the length of a badger's arm.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:17,
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The butler did it!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:19,
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Wonderful.
Just what the doctor ordered.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:27,
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Keep going babe,
keep going.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:14,
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I really hate that bloke.
I don't know why. I just totally detest the twat.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:09,
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Here here!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:10,
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I'd like to see him skinned and raped to death
by Mr Blobby.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:11,
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Ah.
I see I'm not alone then.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:12,
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Whilst being punched in the throat.
I find it interesting that people hate Noel, more than Nestle.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:12,
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i'd sleep with him
not cos i want to. just to say that i have and how shit it probably was.
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sudo is bored ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:14,
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It probably was?
faux pas i say. Was you too drunk to remember?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:16,
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Resistance Is Useless!
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Christopher Martin-Jenkins ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:01,
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this is making me laugh far more than it probably should
so have a woo and a yay edit: i'm going to bed i need to save my posts for nekkid teim night night
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:02,
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I like your user name
what does it mean?
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:02,
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well
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Christopher Martin-Jenkins ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:04,
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how
odd
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:08,
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Is that you?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:09,
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Tomasz Schafernaker will kick your ass, boy!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:16,
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woo,
*waits for crumpled mess when he hits the ground*
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:03,
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woo!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:06,
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arf
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techierob ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:09,
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IDENTIFY?
That's gorgeous.. and quite, quite mad. Woo!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:09,
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Oh yes!
*clicks*
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:00,
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pumpkin!
a tad more traditional than the goatse one below....
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discodaz *generic witty comment* ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:01,
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is it Jade?
woo!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:03,
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My mate fancies your mate!
Happy Samhain everyone.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:08,
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Richard Blackwoods' website is truly shite
so I've redone it for him. I've taken into account the tastefulness of his current site and the high standards to which he holds himself and everything he's involved with and designed it accordingly. Feel free to use it on your desktop - you know you want to! Here's the original: www.richardblackwood.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/news.htm God, I hate him.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:58,
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This news page was last updated in 2001 but we will be adding new news soon!!!
I don't know who he is
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:59,
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It was
making the webmaster's eyes and arse-pipe bleed.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:00,
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me neither
i set it as 'home' years ago and i just wait...and wait...and wait...may not be true
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:01,
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Haha!
Click here for older news: Elvis is dead.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:01,
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Pffft!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:27,
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"some cunt"
sums it up nicely
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:02,
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thought as much
"LyricsCHORUS 1, 2, 3, 4, get with the wicked Can I get a woo woo Chicks get with it Can I get a what what Fellas you know"
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:04,
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is that a gay lullaby/anthem?
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:07,
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do you want it to be?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:25,
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Apparently,
He has a wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Blackwood "...is a British singer, stand-up comedian, actor and television presenter. He currently co-presents a show on London radio station Choice FM and guests as a disc jockey at nightclubs in the United Kingdom." Praise Wikipedia, place of useless knowledge.
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Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:22,
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i think
he's the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:00,
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He really is the maaaaaaaaaaan,
isn't he? Oh yes.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:01,
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WHAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPP
/stuck in Blackwoods day blog.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:48,
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Who is this twat anyway?
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:02,
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Kinks!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:06,
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Why I oughta...
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:13,
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Jeebus
that takes me back; didn't he win some award like 'best newcomer' at the brits back in 2001???? What a slopbadger
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:02,
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"Cuntiest Bastard"
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:04,
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I LOLed then.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:15,
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:)
..is your board signature a reference to male orgasm?
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:17,
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In my case....
probably.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:28,
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I love him
he's had my babies Great site, kinks :P EDIT: "Several people have mentioned that they sometimes find the Chat Room empty. The busiest times are usually between 6pm - 8pm " Empty for several years, perhaps?
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wlinden ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:05,
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His forum...
Seems pretty active though, which is quite scary in a way.
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Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:26,
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Is anyone else
In that strange chatroom?
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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:17,
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Or, as Mark Lamar put it...
Won't Smith
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Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:47,
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http://www.richardblackwood.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/topfans.htm
Wow, they actually took the time to list all his fans.
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xHellfire was here on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:58,
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LOLLIES!
No real reason, no idea why i made the text blurry either. Am just bored... help! :'(
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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:48,
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space lollies!
and with that good night I'm going to bed
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:49,
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ciao.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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is that the 40 licks tongue?
woo
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:50,
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*Gurgle*
Errrr duno mannn. /Keith Richards blog
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Glomp Fuck ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:52,
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arf
get back in your tree
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:53,
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get off of my cloud...
/loser blog
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:57,
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not loser
i love that song infact I love all their old stuff (especially the London years - upto about 1971 I think)
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:07,
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are you planning a nekkid time any time soon?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:01,
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christ
i had better get planning
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:03,
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that makes me happy!
*glees* *clicks*
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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Oh that's odd and nifty.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:52,
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but it's good though! :)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:57,
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.
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:36,
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haha!
/nervous laugh blog
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:37,
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^ this very much please
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:41,
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fucking Rasputin.. I thought they stabbed, shot, and poisoned him
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:44,
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I just noticed he has no nose either
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:46,
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And cut his cock off.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:47,
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and kept in a special box.. red crushed velvet
and every year.. on a special night.. the night of Hallowe`en.. Rasputin`s cock once again walks and penetrates all the bad boys and girls across the land
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:49,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!
thank fuck I`ve been a good boy
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:52,
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Ra Ra....
Raaaadiculously big penis.
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Glomp Fuck ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:52,
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:07,
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Hmmmmm
*leans back in a pondering gesture, fingers around my chin*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:26,
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through generations of folklore
it has come to be known as jap o' lantern *carves carrot*
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:52,
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hahaha
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:53,
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pffft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:55,
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hahaha
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:44,
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wow.
err... it's not me.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:45,
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I'm worried :S
'ning!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:38,
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cor!
sexy sexy time *wiggles bum*
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:41,
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put it away
*slaps*
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:43,
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*wiggles harder... faster... we have the technology*
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:45,
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god no!
hahahahaha
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:47,
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I`ve got visions of those two French blokes out of Reeves`n`Mortimer
running about farting
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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Le Corbussier et Papin!
*doffs hat* *parp*
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:55,
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hahaha
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:56,
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oi!
I have to get to sleep soon
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:00,
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sorry pet
I`ll not be long.. warm up the bed will you?
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:03,
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*mwah!*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:06,
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Mum?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:43,
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hehe
looks like a physicist woo
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:43,
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i've got no food,
go and get your munchies somewhere else
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:44,
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Holy bums!
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Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:47,
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...
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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your 'W' is backwards!
woo! :)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:36,
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so is you Y
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The abominable coffee table Likes french fries ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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Hallowe`en III - Season Of The Witch!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:42,
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puss puss
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:30,
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please pop your spots somewhere else
Woo! :)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:31,
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ok
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:33,
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Eurgh.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:33,
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cock nose!
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no friends Tasting your cake. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:33,
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fuck off wooden eye !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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haha!
I remember that, ewwwwwwwWoo!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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Somebody should make a horror movie
where that happens. In glorious colour. Woo.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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that looks appetizing
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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Christ, that's revolting.
But also strangely hilarious.
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generic hybrid ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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Eeek!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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I remember this one
and love it :)
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:35,
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now that, is quality, so I'll post a crap cdc anim
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:38,
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launches interceptor
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:42,
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good job I have backup space ship
It'll sneak round your back! watch out!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:44,
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Bet he never saw that coming!
Sorry.
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generic hybrid ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:49,
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KITTY!
:)
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:31,
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CAT!
/stating the obvious blog
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:33,
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It's a kitty cat.
(and I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance)
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:44,
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sodding awful day
wish i had a cat to purr and make me feel fluffy
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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Oh dear.
You need a soothing beverage of some kind too. Woo!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:25,
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this picture is nice and warm
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CactusEater ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:26,
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^
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:26,
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100% relaxing fluff
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:26,
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yes
a cat, an open fire, and soothing beverage, excellent idea time to break out the port i think
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:27,
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oh I say!
I hope one is suitably attired?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:27,
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Smoking jacket
and an expensive cigar I presume?
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:30,
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yes, that sounds appropriate
after drinking the port, does one have to throw the glass into the fireplace in a fit of rage? that's often necessary
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:32,
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one is...
...nekkid as it is bed time, so glass of port then tomorrow is going to be like today, sigh, moan etc. maybe i should have two glasses
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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splendid!
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:39,
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"a cat, an open fire"
dinner.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:28,
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Naawww.
I loikes that :)
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:28,
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this makes
me happy :)
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:33,
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Boo to your day...
...but woo to your icon.
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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:26,
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Awwwww
I would offer you one of my two, but I won't :)I woke up and my arm was dead. Aslan, my ginger tom, had been sleeping on it all night. sleeping on humping* * Strikethroughs since 2005 so you don't have to
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:27,
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you should have had a wank before it livened up!
woo to the little cat icon, btw. TJ: are the navkeys working for everyone else? I've just tried to use them for the first time since installing FF2, and they don't work anymore :(
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:30,
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Try this:
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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if there was an 'i like this' button next to your post, I'd click it!
Thanks :)
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:42,
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ooh!
woo!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:31,
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Stripy kitty!
yay.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:45,
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Discosaur Halloween
More discosaurs in profile Night all - sweet dreams
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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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oh my god!
all the dinosaurs are dead! and are coming to get us!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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Zombie dinos!
Nighty.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:25,
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Night Night
Lovely animation..! There have been some great halloween posts on here today..!
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:32,
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happy halloween twunts
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sofa jerk ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22,
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phwoar
this is truly scary and amazingly carved
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CactusEater ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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my god
it took _this_long_ for this image to appear YAY!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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I don't know what to do
to woo it or to drink a pint of mindbleach
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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Please
Tell me that's real
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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did this not do the rounds last year
or the year before? there can`t be that many people making goatse pumpkins /old cynic
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:32,
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I believe I've seen one before, yes
but I can't remember if it was this one exactly
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:41,
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seen one gaping anus.. seen `em all :)
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Reckless_Rik ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:45,
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Judas in a lightbulb shop that's horrible.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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Wow!
I've seen some attempts on this but this wins all of tehm.
(
xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
archived )
is pumpkin
incestuous?
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r3no won't be in the next newsletter ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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OH MY CUNTING AUNTIES PISSFLAPS ON MICHAEL BALL'S SWEATY FOREHEAD!
nice work though!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
archived )
Hahaha!
I'd NEVER ask for a treat in your house hold if I saw that... ever!
(
irMrk ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
archived )
Haha. You fool.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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i wish you hadn't,
i'm trying to eat
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the.jokl @jonksson ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:25,
archived )
hahahaha
hahahaha hahahaha
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:25,
archived )
you win halloween
*clicks*
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:26,
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haha!
I like the idea of 'Winning' Halloween.
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:27,
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he can have it. I don't want it.
We only had ONE trick/treater knock at our door this year. I don't know whether to be happy or sad at this.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:33,
archived )
Oh god.
That's brilliant. /thinks.... I bet he had to blow that picture up, print it out and trace it onto that pumpkin. Maybe he will need counselling.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:27,
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Beats mine
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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bob?
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miamistu snagglery ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:38,
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Brill!
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:52,
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Fucking hell
That is truly remarkable, well done sir
(
broadsword now that's fresh ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:11,
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you made my halloween.
you should make that template available to the entire internetweb.
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Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22 ,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 3:20,
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there is - goatse.jpg
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mugatu ,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:29,
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Congratulations
That is most excellent. Must have taken an age to do...
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality ,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:18,
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hahahahahahahaha,
I saw this way too late :¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Fri 3 Nov 2006, 21:42,
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I pity the foo
With Mr T for an icon.
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Mystery_Bob ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:21,
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I pity the bindun
Although mine looks more like an old age Mr T!! Woo to yours
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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22,
archived )
good stuff!
I love it like swimmnig in raw sewagethis actually means I really love it, btw
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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Cunting, cunting Ikea
Putting a bed together was like assembling an Apollo rocket.
(
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:18,
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HAHAHAHAHA
Oh, how I want that to be true. Is it, is it?!
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20,
archived )
There's something to be said
for buying pre-assembled isn't there?
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20,
archived )
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20,
archived )
or maybe your Apollo Rocket
looks suspiciously like an Ikea Bed... ;)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20,
archived )
Pfft!
You had to buy the deluxe model with the lube tap and the coin-operated vibrating feature, didn't you?
(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22,
archived )
i know what the ladies like
being able to make flat pack furniture without the instructions
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CactusEater ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22,
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Rubbish
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:32,
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hahaha, mind if I go and post this elsewhere?
it is most woo :)
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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Feel free :)
I really should redo it NOT using paint though.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:35,
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Haha!
Not sexist at all.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:36,
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Ooh no
Perish the thought :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:43,
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Hai, Me FReD
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no friends Tasting your cake. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:18,
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MISPELING, And Capital Letters At The Beginning Of Each Word
[/nazi] If 16% are abused, the Greeks did it, the Japanese did it, Casanova did it then maybe we should just accept it as a social norm... Or not, dirty, eeeeww.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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The Japanese used capital letters at the beginning of each word?
sheesh!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:26,
archived )
Well, you can never tell with them sodding pictograms.
I bet their grammar's shit too. (Do the Japanese use pictograms? I know they stole Chinese characters, but do they use them in quite the same way? I'm too lazy to google it... WINGED B3TA MUNKEES, DO MY BIDDING!)
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:29,
archived )
no
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sudo is bored ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:02,
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You probably won't get this one, as it's not very good
so the clue's in the filename.
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asdfasdfasdf ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:17,
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you lack of faith blah dee blah!
It's good!:)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:19,
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ta muchly
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asdfasdfasdf ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22,
archived )
Is that the guy
who took the elephants over the mountains?
(
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:19,
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The Roly Poly's Tour Manger?
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:25,
archived )
Ha!
Genuine laugh out loud then. Cheers :)
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:33,
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had to check filename and gets it now!
/thought it was boobies over a corset at first
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20,
archived )
haha!
it's like a hidden message...
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asdfasdfasdf ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:21,
archived )
I thought it was gartered boobs for a second
but I worked it out.
(
0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:21,
archived )
ditto
i thought it was wonder woman
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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Icons: Gah, I'm spent
As it's pub time, have a pint of Guinness, and one of those daft top hat thingy's the irish dwarves wear.Pub Pub Pub Pub....
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Tart Monkey ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:13,
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i love guinness
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mongychops ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:14,
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you are too darned good at these, fantastic
I'll stick to simple shapes.... Lucky Dice.../back to the drawing board
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:16,
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I can't even do simple shapes.
I have tried about 7 icons up to now and scrapped them all. Not trying again. So woo to you and anybody that can make icons.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:18,
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Its quite a challenge isn't it
still, all good fun
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:19,
archived )
top of the morning to ya!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:17,
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oo, a beer icon
Might consider donating to get one of those
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:55,
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MUHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
BorisBot will destroy you all!
(
Cogwulf unsober ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:13,
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I hear he's real
(
Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:16,
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i hear he's 9k too big.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:37,
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no longer...
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Cogwulf unsober ,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:05,
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the challenge is always open
people have just been responding to this one because Virgin yanked theirs off our board.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:00,
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It is?
Damn I would have spent more time on mine too then
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:02,
archived )
Has anyone done an icon of a lovely black and white cat?
if I make one I'm not going through all the competition pages to check
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:06,
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I haven't seen it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:06,
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MORE CAT.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:07,
archived )
PUSSY GALORE!
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:11,
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ALOTTA VAGINA!
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:19,
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A LAMPSHADE!
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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Do my cat
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:11,
archived )
Awww!
He's cute!
(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:12,
archived )
I'll do your cat*
*Statement may not be true
(
Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:14,
archived )
Did you see this one?
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:03,
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Cheeky!
Wouldn't catch me doing anything like thatwww.b3ta.com/board/6482866
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
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heheh
it was quite excllent. This one's probably more up my alley:www.b3ta.com/board/6479110
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
archived )
Flip.
(
NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:04,
archived )
Really?
So this a replacement challenge then? What was the Virgin one?
(
Tart Monkey ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:04,
archived )
a substitute for any talent in the marketing department at said company
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
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I've got no talent
does that qualify me for a highly paid career in marketing?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:06,
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if it does, you'll have to compete with me!
(
Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:10,
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I have all the intalents I need!!
and it shows! haha :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20,
archived )
i'd buy it!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
archived )
me too!
:D
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
archived )
'what if you said yes to everything'
or some bollocks.
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:07,
archived )
.
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Mystery_Bob ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:12,
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Haha!
I love that headline. edit: why didn't rob comment?
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:14,
archived )
haha! That's excellent .
'A little bit illegal'
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:15,
archived )
A little bit illegal
those four words crack me up every time I see that story :-)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:18,
archived )
It's almost perfect.
(
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:26,
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crazy insta-yank reaction
what a silly virgin!
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
archived )
residual
.
(
r3no won't be in the next newsletter ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:07,
archived )
Have Virgin icons
bin dun yet?
(
Harry ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:10,
archived )
oo
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
archived )
Have 12k of DC super-hero-and-villainy goodness
...as a few more are added to the collection :) EDIT: Added the missing Joker :)
(
FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:51,
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Fantastic work!
/as per
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:52,
archived )
In answer to your question....
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:56,
archived )
ah well, sometimes shit happens,
I hope you manage to get back on track mate, you sounded really keen :-) It can all get a bit 'hairy' to start off with, but persevere and it can pay off
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:57,
archived )
I think I was hoping for too much too soon,
and got a bit disheartened when FUCK ALL HAPPENED FOR TWO AND A HALF BASTARD MONTHS. Sorry. Eventually I didn't even bother putting any more ads up 'cos I thought they aint doing anything so what's the point eh? eh? EH? I should have stuck at it, I have thrown those three months work away now I suppose.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:01,
archived )
not really mate, sorry to hear that, but its funny how advertising works
I started mine from 'feelancing' outside of main work for about 6 months, persevered for 6 months of evening and some weekend work, and it paid off, luck of the draw I guess, and it depends where you are pitching the advertising for what you are doing
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
archived )
I'll get back to it when I feel ready.
I just have to get it right in my head first, and get that "Yes, we can do this" feeling back.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:11,
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These are all
double-plus-ace.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:52,
archived )
pure genius !
i love em
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:52,
archived )
Is That Indian Jones bottom middle?
Woo to your fine colection
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:53,
archived )
i am not happy about woner woman's demotion from top left...
but ACE!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:53,
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Woner Woman?
(
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:56,
archived )
she meant boner woman
I'm sure
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:57,
archived )
How about
Loner Woman? Fights crime by never having any contact with anyone else ever, at all.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:02,
archived )
These are superb
and I like your tag.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:53,
archived )
I like yours!
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:57,
archived )
mmm harlow solid itallic
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CactusEater ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:58,
archived )
I can't remember the font
but I modified it a bit.
(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:01,
archived )
rather!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:58,
archived )
Ah, this takes me back.
(
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:58,
archived )
It makes me taken aback, too!
(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:02,
archived )
is that the bloke from liveaid?
(
Mr. Johnson ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:02,
archived )
what a horrible way to travel
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:25,
archived )
Ptesaord
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:52,
archived )
Cheers
It shall remain then..!
(
FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:02,
archived )
Woo!
Are the Guardian adding a Super Hero section?
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:53,
archived )
Is the last one
Jerry Sadowitz?
(
Mystery_Bob ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:55,
archived )
i thought it was
david copperfield and gene simmons is on the top row,second from the right
(
CactusEater ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:56,
archived )
Thats exactly what the missus said
(
FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:56,
archived )
and some removed, it seems
where'd the joker go?
(
0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:55,
archived )
curses.. overkeen with the cut and paste it would appear. *checks and is relieved didn't delete the original* Sorted..!
(
FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:57,
archived )
hooray!
(
0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:04,
archived )
wow
they also look great at 400% zoom :)
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:55,
archived )
Utterly amazing!
Woo, yay, houpla!
(
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:57,
archived )
absolutely marvelous!~
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:57,
archived )
Woo sir!
*tries to think of something else to say* *fails* Woo sir!
(
chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:58,
archived )
This wins the internet
(
xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:59,
archived )
Oooh Super!
:D
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:01,
archived )
Lacks impulse.
(
Rev. Cleo still alive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:15,
archived )
ha ha ha :)
Funny you should say that.. Doing Jay Garrick and Impulse now :)
(
FoldsFive ,
Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:25,
archived )
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