I looked into his icy blue eyes,
and could see into the depths of his soul. His gaze held me fast. I tried to look away but could not; as he stared at me with his accusing face and murky water. However, I also felt a sense of overwhelming sadness as I looked into his icy blue eyes. Into the depths of his soul.
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I want to kick him in the shins.
I just got some creative typing disease for a moment. I have a new keyboard and it sounds like a typewriter. It's awsome. I don't want to stop typing.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:12,
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That's good.
Type something here then, about Fences and Badgers.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:13,
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Okay.
I step backward from the fence and tripped over a suspicious looking badger. It was dressed in a dark coloured rain coat and had the collar turned up over his furry face. The room was full of them. I looked over toward the direction in which the creature was headed and saw that they had grouped in the far corner of the room. They had some form of guild, and the leader could immediately be seen. A dirty waistcoat adorned his body, and a cracked monocle framed one bead-like eye. Another member was lighting up a cigar whilst two additional ‘brothers’ were engaging in an arm wrestle, which actually looked very peculiar taking into context the length of a badger's arm.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:17,
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I really hate that bloke.
I don't know why. I just totally detest the twat.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:09,
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Whilst being punched in the throat.
I find it interesting that people hate Noel, more than Nestle.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:12,
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i'd sleep with him
not cos i want to. just to say that i have and how shit it probably was.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:14,
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It probably was?
faux pas i say. Was you too drunk to remember?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:16,
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this is making me laugh far more than it probably should
so have a woo and a yay
edit: i'm going to bed
i need to save my posts for nekkid teim
night night
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:02,
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edit: i'm going to bed
i need to save my posts for nekkid teim
night night
Richard Blackwoods' website is truly shite
so I've redone it for him. I've taken into account the tastefulness of his current site and the high standards to which he holds himself and everything he's involved with and designed it accordingly. Feel free to use it on your desktop - you know you want to!
Here's the original: www.richardblackwood.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/news.htm
God, I hate him.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:58,
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Here's the original: www.richardblackwood.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/news.htm
God, I hate him.
This news page was last updated in 2001 but we will be adding new news soon!!!
I don't know who he is
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:59,
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I don't know who he is
me neither
i set it as 'home' years ago
and i just wait...and wait...and wait...
may not be true
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:01,
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and i just wait...and wait...and wait...
may not be true
thought as much
"Lyrics
CHORUS
1, 2, 3, 4, get with the wicked
Can I get a woo woo
Chicks get with it
Can I get a what what
Fellas you know"
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:04,
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CHORUS
1, 2, 3, 4, get with the wicked
Can I get a woo woo
Chicks get with it
Can I get a what what
Fellas you know"
Apparently,
He has a wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Blackwood
"...is a British singer, stand-up comedian, actor and television presenter. He currently co-presents a show on London radio station Choice FM and guests as a disc jockey at nightclubs in the United Kingdom."
Praise Wikipedia, place of useless knowledge.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:22,
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"...is a British singer, stand-up comedian, actor and television presenter. He currently co-presents a show on London radio station Choice FM and guests as a disc jockey at nightclubs in the United Kingdom."
Praise Wikipedia, place of useless knowledge.
Jeebus
that takes me back; didn't he win some award like 'best newcomer' at the brits back in 2001????
What a slopbadger
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:02,
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What a slopbadger
I love him
he's had my babies
Great site, kinks :P
EDIT: "Several people have mentioned that they sometimes find the Chat Room empty. The busiest times are usually between 6pm - 8pm "
Empty for several years, perhaps?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:05,
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Great site, kinks :P
EDIT: "Several people have mentioned that they sometimes find the Chat Room empty. The busiest times are usually between 6pm - 8pm "
Empty for several years, perhaps?
His forum...
Seems pretty active though, which is quite scary in a way.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:26,
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http://www.richardblackwood.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/topfans.htm
Wow, they actually took the time to list all his fans.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:58,
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LOLLIES!
No real reason, no idea why i made the text blurry either. Am just bored... help! :'(
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:48,
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No real reason, no idea why i made the text blurry either. Am just bored... help! :'(
not loser
i love that song
infact I love all their old stuff (especially the London years - upto about 1971 I think)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:07,
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infact I love all their old stuff (especially the London years - upto about 1971 I think)
fucking Rasputin.. I thought they stabbed, shot, and poisoned him
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:44,
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and kept in a special box.. red crushed velvet
and every year.. on a special night.. the night of Hallowe`en.. Rasputin`s cock once again walks and penetrates all the bad boys and girls across the land
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:49,
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LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!
thank fuck I`ve been a good boy
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:52,
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Hmmmmm
*leans back in a pondering gesture, fingers around my chin*
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:26,
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through generations of folklore
it has come to be known as
jap o' lantern
*carves carrot*
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:52,
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jap o' lantern
*carves carrot*
I`ve got visions of those two French blokes out of Reeves`n`Mortimer
running about farting
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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Somebody should make a horror movie
where that happens. In glorious colour.
Woo.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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Woo.
It's a kitty cat.
(and I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:44,
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(and I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance)
sodding awful day
wish i had a cat to purr and make me feel fluffy
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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wish i had a cat to purr and make me feel fluffy
yes
a cat, an open fire, and soothing beverage, excellent idea
time to break out the port i think
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:27,
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time to break out the port i think
yes, that sounds appropriate
after drinking the port, does one have to throw the glass into the fireplace in a fit of rage?
that's often necessary
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:32,
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that's often necessary
one is...
...nekkid
as it is bed time, so glass of port
then tomorrow is going to be like today, sigh, moan etc.
maybe i should have two glasses
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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as it is bed time, so glass of port
then tomorrow is going to be like today, sigh, moan etc.
maybe i should have two glasses
Awwwww
I would offer you one of my two, but I won't :)
I woke up and my arm was dead. Aslan, my ginger tom, had been sleeping on it all night.
sleeping on humping*
* Strikethroughs since 2005 so you don't have to
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:27,
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I woke up and my arm was dead. Aslan, my ginger tom, had been sleeping on it all night.
* Strikethroughs since 2005 so you don't have to
you should have had a wank before it livened up!
woo to the little cat icon, btw.
TJ: are the navkeys working for everyone else? I've just tried to use them for the first time since installing FF2, and they don't work anymore :(
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:30,
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TJ: are the navkeys working for everyone else? I've just tried to use them for the first time since installing FF2, and they don't work anymore :(
if there was an 'i like this' button next to your post, I'd click it!
Thanks :)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:42,
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Discosaur Halloween
More discosaurs in profile
Night all - sweet dreams
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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More discosaurs in profile
Night all - sweet dreams
oh my god!
all the dinosaurs are dead! and are coming to get us!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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Night Night
Lovely animation..! There have been some great halloween posts on here today..!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:32,
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I don't know what to do
to woo it or to drink a pint of mindbleach
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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did this not do the rounds last year
or the year before?
there can`t be that many people making goatse pumpkins
/old cynic
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:32,
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there can`t be that many people making goatse pumpkins
/old cynic
I believe I've seen one before, yes
but I can't remember if it was this one exactly
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:41,
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Wow!
I've seen some attempts on this but this wins all of tehm.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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OH MY CUNTING AUNTIES PISSFLAPS ON MICHAEL BALL'S SWEATY FOREHEAD!
nice work though!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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Hahaha!
I'd NEVER ask for a treat in your house hold if I saw that... ever!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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he can have it. I don't want it.
We only had ONE trick/treater knock at our door this year. I don't know whether to be happy or sad at this.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:33,
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Oh god.
That's brilliant.
/thinks.... I bet he had to blow that picture up, print it out and trace it onto that pumpkin. Maybe he will need counselling.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:27,
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/thinks.... I bet he had to blow that picture up, print it out and trace it onto that pumpkin. Maybe he will need counselling.
you made my halloween.
you should make that template available to the entire internetweb.
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Congratulations
That is most excellent. Must have taken an age to do...
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I pity the bindun
Although mine looks more like an old age Mr T!!
Woo to yours
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22,
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Although mine looks more like an old age Mr T!!
Woo to yours
good stuff!
I love it
like swimmnig in raw sewage
this actually means I really love it, btw
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:24,
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like swimmnig in raw sewage
this actually means I really love it, btw
Cunting, cunting Ikea
Putting a bed together was like assembling an Apollo rocket.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:18,
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Putting a bed together was like assembling an Apollo rocket.
There's something to be said
for buying pre-assembled isn't there?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20,
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or maybe your Apollo Rocket
looks suspiciously like an Ikea Bed...
;)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20,
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;)
Pfft!
You had to buy the deluxe model with the lube tap and the coin-operated vibrating feature, didn't you?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22,
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i know what the ladies like
being able to make flat pack furniture without the instructions
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:22,
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hahaha, mind if I go and post this elsewhere?
it is most woo :)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:34,
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MISPELING, And Capital Letters At The Beginning Of Each Word
[/nazi]
If 16% are abused, the Greeks did it, the Japanese did it, Casanova did it then maybe we should just accept it as a social norm...
Or not, dirty, eeeeww.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:23,
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If 16% are abused, the Greeks did it, the Japanese did it, Casanova did it then maybe we should just accept it as a social norm...
Or not, dirty, eeeeww.
The Japanese used capital letters at the beginning of each word?
sheesh!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:26,
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Well, you can never tell with them sodding pictograms.
I bet their grammar's shit too.
(Do the Japanese use pictograms? I know they stole Chinese characters, but do they use them in quite the same way? I'm too lazy to google it... WINGED B3TA MUNKEES, DO MY BIDDING!)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:29,
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(Do the Japanese use pictograms? I know they stole Chinese characters, but do they use them in quite the same way? I'm too lazy to google it... WINGED B3TA MUNKEES, DO MY BIDDING!)
You probably won't get this one, as it's not very good
so the clue's in the filename.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:17,
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had to check filename and gets it now!
/thought it was boobies over a corset at first
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:20,
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I thought it was gartered boobs for a second
but I worked it out.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:21,
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Icons: Gah, I'm spent
As it's pub time, have a pint of Guinness, and one of those daft top hat thingy's the irish dwarves wear.
Pub Pub Pub Pub....
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:13,
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As it's pub time, have a pint of Guinness, and one of those daft top hat thingy's the irish dwarves wear.
Pub Pub Pub Pub....
I can't even do simple shapes.
I have tried about 7 icons up to now and scrapped them all. Not trying again.
So woo to you and anybody that can make icons.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:18,
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So woo to you and anybody that can make icons.
the challenge is always open
people have just been responding to this one because Virgin yanked theirs off our board.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:00,
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Has anyone done an icon of a lovely black and white cat?
if I make one I'm not going through all the competition pages to check
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:06,
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if I make one I'm not going through all the competition pages to check
Cheeky!
Wouldn't catch me doing anything like that
www.b3ta.com/board/6482866
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
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www.b3ta.com/board/6482866
heheh
it was quite excllent.
This one's probably more up my alley:
www.b3ta.com/board/6479110
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
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This one's probably more up my alley:
www.b3ta.com/board/6479110
Really?
So this a replacement challenge then?
What was the Virgin one?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:04,
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What was the Virgin one?
a substitute for any talent in the marketing department at said company
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
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I've got no talent
does that qualify me for a highly paid career in marketing?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:06,
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A little bit illegal
those four words crack me up every time I see that story :-)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:18,
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ah well, sometimes shit happens,
I hope you manage to get back on track mate,
you sounded really keen :-) It can all get a bit
'hairy' to start off with, but persevere and it can pay off
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:57,
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you sounded really keen :-) It can all get a bit
'hairy' to start off with, but persevere and it can pay off
I think I was hoping for too much too soon,
and got a bit disheartened when FUCK ALL HAPPENED FOR TWO AND A HALF BASTARD MONTHS. Sorry.
Eventually I didn't even bother putting any more ads up 'cos I thought they aint doing anything so what's the point eh? eh? EH?
I should have stuck at it, I have thrown those three months work away now I suppose.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:01,
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Eventually I didn't even bother putting any more ads up 'cos I thought they aint doing anything so what's the point eh? eh? EH?
I should have stuck at it, I have thrown those three months work away now I suppose.
not really mate, sorry to hear that, but its funny how advertising works
I started mine from 'feelancing' outside of main
work for about 6 months, persevered for 6 months
of evening and some weekend work, and it paid off,
luck of the draw I guess, and it depends where
you are
pitching the advertising for what you are doing
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:05,
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work for about 6 months, persevered for 6 months
of evening and some weekend work, and it paid off,
luck of the draw I guess, and it depends where
you are
pitching the advertising for what you are doing
I'll get back to it when I feel ready.
I just have to get it right in my head first, and get that "Yes, we can do this" feeling back.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:11,
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Is That Indian Jones bottom middle?
Woo to your fine colection
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:53,
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i am not happy about woner woman's demotion from top left...
but ACE!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:53,
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but ACE!
How about
Loner Woman?
Fights crime by never having any contact with anyone else ever, at all.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:02,
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Fights crime by never having any contact with anyone else ever, at all.
i thought it was
david copperfield
and gene simmons is on the top row,second from the right
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:56,
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and gene simmons is on the top row,second from the right
curses.. overkeen with the cut and paste it would appear. *checks and is relieved didn't delete the original*
Sorted..!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:57,
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Sorted..!
Woo sir!
*tries to think of something else to say*
*fails*
Woo sir!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:58,
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*fails*
Woo sir!
ha ha ha :)
Funny you should say that.. Doing Jay Garrick and Impulse now :)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 22:25,
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