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evening all, and good night... I leave you with this...

Also, here is a letter (email) I have sent to Strongbow PLC today :o) I'll let you know when/if I get a reply....

Dear Mr / Miss Strongbow,

I am writing to enquire about the effects your product is having on my friend Simon. He recently purchased 108 440ml cans of your product but after drinking only 13 cans he found he had an allergic reaction which resulted him being violently ill as a subsequence he was only able to consume another 3 cans. Simon a freind and work collegue has reported today feeling particularily off colour. You can understand mine and his concerns as he has another 95 cans left to drink this evening. Although I admit I am not a doctor by profession I do feel that human complexion should not naturally be such a shade of green. Could you please advise myself or Simon of any suggestions / remedies that could help relieve his ill feeling allowing him to consume the remaining 95 cans this evening.

Yours Sincerely

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

hmm.

Faithfully.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

Hmmm....

Not if I don't drink the other 95 cans (92) as I had three after..... Not very faithful then!

Plus we know the name is Strongbow ;o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

Sincerely

Sincerity is the key to everything. If you can fake that, you're sorted.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)

That's all very well and good,

but it's wrong.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)

Grammatically? You may be right, can't remember the rules off the top of my head.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)

The rules:

It's 'sincerely' for when you know the people you're writing to (and start the letter with 'Dear Mr _____') and 'faithfully' when you don't know the name (and start with 'Dear sir/madam).

I used to train secretaries.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 2:54, archived)

Train 'em how?

With a whip, or with a stake?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)

^This.

I always remember it because you have to have faith that it'll reach the right person if you don't say who it's going to at the top.

That being said, I now live in Canada and all the letter writing rules are bolloxed.

(mystery International man since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)

Not bad,

my mate wrote to kronenbourg saying he'd drunk 14 cans and been sick (along the same lines) and they asked to collect the cans for investigation! when will these brewery types learn?

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)

Most places..

..stock the 13 1/2% extra free cans making them up to 500ml so your mate has been short changed by... um....6.48 litres of premium strength dry cider.

Get in the 'bow zone

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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)

In a moment of vanity and profile doing-upage

I decided to have a crack at doing a self portrait, this is some form of early stage I'm at now, following large numbers of blobs, and starting to work with a necessary, but infuriatingly tiny 2px smudge stick in the top left :P Thought I'd post it cos it looks somewhat creepeh!

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:48, archived)

vectorise-like-tastic!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

Howard.

I think he looks like that rock based thing in the fantastic four (five?)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

maybe if he had baby with the invisible girl

and was half rock half invisible (but ALL man)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

There was an invisible girl?

I wish I was invisible, like wonder woman's aeroplane.

I'd probably go to the shops in my pants, or flick rubber bands at the pope.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)

or flick the pope in rubber pants

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

I'd do that opaque.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

looks good.

looks like you're got your work cut out for you though!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

Is that a poor pun?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:54, archived)

if you like.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

Well then,

yes it is.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

ok.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

Yes thank you,

yourself?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

not bad.

i need a poo.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)

Then poo.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

took me five hours to draw gizmo in the same style last time

so hmmm!

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)

pearoast?

i love that little feller.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

What's he doing in goal?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

It is ace.

I wish I could do this, being a massive narcisist.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

That's the secod biggest mug

I've ever seen.

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)

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Bish0p, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

ok then

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

yes and?

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Bish0p, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

a small order of chips

and a baccardi breezer for the missus.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

I know I'm technically too late,

but have a Halloween unshopped er, thing.

Sorry about the size - new computer, no good software yet.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)

hooray for gratuitous haloween thingumies

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

You sexy thang

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

That's Lully.

Very Bacon.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

Goodness

to both pictures.

Most disturbing.

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

It's not in the FAQ

but are you aware that under no circumstances are you to encourage me in any way, it leads to shameless reposting

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:35, archived)

I never did trust babies

and now I have proof

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

I do remember your pictures

I even saved some...

Not being impolite, but do you do bright and cheerful things as well or don't the morning cornflakes work for you?

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)

Poor Hitler.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

that's a no then

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

bright and cheerful enough?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

Yes,

because funeral attire is oft considered gay.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)

oooh that's yours!

I have that picture saved.

Didn't someone make her hover?

/edit tis a lovely picture :)

she is hovering... silly me.

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)

yep

it's my most loveliest thing

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

that piccie is shopped!!

You've hidden it's original dark message.

You cannot run from the tripods.

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)

That didn't make me cheerful

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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)

giggles

tomorrow will be a happy, bright and fluffy day, by order of the Third Reich.

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

hello person I never met but meant to

how are you?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 2:55, archived)

HENRY ROLLINS
HENRY ROLLINS
YOUR HARD
YOUR HARD

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

your hard what?

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

cobweb.businesscollaborator.com/hmhb/audio/index.htm

Check the YOUR HARD link on the page, then it shall come to you. Oh yes.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

bikkies

glad to see another fan here!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 3:23, archived)

well, if you can post an ulttra-late reply, so can I!

*joins the HMHB b3ta club*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 5:06, archived)

My relplys later. HA

*also joins*

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:51, archived)

Late reply?

shirley not!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

EVEN LATER REPLY!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)

Dont get your hopes up.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)

What lovely teeth you have.

And now I must sleep!

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Night night

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

Yay for teh sinister stuff

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

arg! teh captain howdy!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

eeeeeeee

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

Sorry, i take it back.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

Oh alright then

braaaaiiiiins....

(Radio Free iPods "Fickt nicht mit dem Raketenmensch!", Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)

I'M BACK YOU MALADJUSTED YET BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!

I saw something in the news today that truly inspired me, so I thought I'd do the honorable thing and found a charity.

8 bloody months away wasn't nearly long enough...

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

heh!

wait for it....

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

*waits*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)

cup of tea

and soup of the day please waiter

*tips*

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

do you want a bread roll with that?

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

yes please

not tesco value though

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)

smart price ok?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)

obviously

*slaps arse*

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

take me now

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

*time passes*

gandalf is here.
you see a troll.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

Hahaha

had to rewatch for the subliminal bit

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

and if you play it backwards it screams

"BOW TO ME SLAVE CHILD" in spanish

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

Blimey

Where were you for so long?
Welcome back :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)

in darkest lincolnshire working as an adventure holiday instructor

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

So, erm

Playing with children?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

and being told off for making innapropriate comments

"Abseiling is not for the faint hearted, by that I don't mean to exclude people with heart defects"

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)

So you've had 8 months of having to be politically correct

Hahahaha. We'll soon sort you out ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)

no, just 8 months of me being told off for telling children

that if they collect a pint of their tears the tooth fairy will give you a pound.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)

hahahahahaha

The Mongychops school of child-rearing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

if you rear a child

you get beaten up in prison

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

Hello.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

'ey up chum

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

racist?

i like it :D

(Adam Mack, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

it's spelt with a p

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

pacist?

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Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

papist

i support the pope

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

That's two Ps

I wondered how he stood up.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Pfft!

Can imagine it being true too.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

Am currently clearing out the detritus from my images folder

and came across this oddity from years ago.

I call it "Pulling a child's electric toothbrush out of an ear, and then putting it back in again"
I think the title says it all.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)

I fancy you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

Haloween's over

you can stop now...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

Oh, so it is,

As you were.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

haha!

would work better if you used a chocolate covered banana and just ate a little piece of it before you made each frame.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

~~banana~~ cock
~~ate~~ sucked

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

That's a good idea...

But unfortunately I loathe bananas

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

maybe I'll do it, I could actually go for one about now...

I'll give you propers.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

Is that the tooth brush with the aliens on it?

And that looks painful! Woo!

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

Could be!

I think I still have the battery lodged in my brain

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

"One Duracell in the morning keeps me going all day!"

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

I'm watching the 1998 made for TV movie "Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.E.I.L.D"

starring David Hasslhoff as Nick Fury.

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d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

I've seen that twice

he smokes a ceegar

(wsdhgt is a focking lumberjack, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

I think I've seen that

in my dreams.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

are you 12?

(r3load, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

I was 16 when I did this

Now 20, I still look 12 though.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)

Took 4 years to master imageshack?

(r3load, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)

Hahaha

not quite, only just found the photos in a sub folder of a sub folder marked "Self indulgent photos that make me look like a prick"

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

That foldername was a subfolder?

You know there is a limit on the maximum path length. 259?

(r3load, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Reading this made me die twice

say what now?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

no idea.

come and do my assignment for me.

(r3load, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)

I would...

but alas I'm off to bed

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

ooh, that's clever

I suggest a flannel for the wax, though.

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)

needs more cdc

edit: now with added balls

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

Hooray!

I was expecting this

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)

Always make time for cdc

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

That looks more like an iced lolly of some description.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)

mini milk?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)

Good point

Well made.

Needs more balls...

Edit: that's more like it. Top job.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)

magenta cock

is always the answer.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

heh

like it

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

help, its catching up

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

No it's not,

it's just shaking a bit.

[EDIT: fuck me your profile is scary.]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)

tinitus

of the eye

/edit its rude to peek

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

WANK FASTER!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)

Argh!

Step on it!

Very bonzer first post, cull up a mitten, you'll lever Neath. Or something.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

thankyou

have lurked far too long

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN MAN!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

lady drivers

are far more careful of kittens and other small things on the road.

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

This is not true.

There is no such thing as a lady driver.

Ladies do not drive.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)

I wouldn't let anyone else

go out on the road at the wheel of Daisy the dormobile.

Traffic slows for miles around.

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

Turn that cat into a kite.

Thatll do the trick.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)

even kittens diving through the air

obviously intent on doing horrible, hideous, and downright fiendish stuff if they ever catch you?

but point taken

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)

"Objects in this mirror are cuter than they appear"

nice.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

Kittens are the best

thankyou :)

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

You've tied some wire round a kitten

and then thrown it out of the window whilst driving. You bastard.

(Excellent postage!)

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)

How cruel.

My kittens are well looked after, I'll have you know.

(Thankyou :)

(theratatatmystery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)

objects in the mirror are closer than they appear!

and fluffier.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

I scared myself making this

Frightfully large

Happy Halloween

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

still would

wouldn't
would
wouldn't

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

Had

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

wrong.

tits are too small

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

AAAAAArrrrrrrrr

.....its almost midnight and the monsters come out

(sunsetdreams, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

Geurgh!

Like when you notice someone from behind and think they look quite lovely . . .and then they turn round.

/awfully shallow

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

Yes.

That happened to me a couple of days ago.

The girl behind me was very disappointed.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

Awww,

I think you're gorgeous *huggle*

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

Awwww

/reciprocates

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

There are a lot of women out there who are very attractive at range

but deteriorate when they get closer.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)

I class how drunk I am

on how many people in the room I find excessively attractive. When it gets to the point when I think 'Wow. Everyone's delightfully sexy' I know I'm quite tipsy.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)

I get fussier as I get more pished.

I work on the principle that the higher the chance of my not maintaining an erection, the better looking she's got to be to justify the potential embarassment.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

Well you pair would make a great couple.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

You do realise that you are complimenting one of us,

and the other not so much.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

Errrr

hang on... let me think about that one and I'll get back to you.

Edit: No, I can't work out which one I am complimenting, it's far too late for me.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

cunt.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)

Oh err.

Get her.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)

ha.

All fine by me though! :)

Nightio.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)

Woo

I know how you feel after making this.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

and this...

(Bogbean, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

hahahaha wonderful!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

For the love of all things sacred

NSFS fella!!!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

NSFS?

whats that then? (apart from that pic)

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)

SANITY!!!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)

bah.....

another thing for my "things I'm irrationally afraid of list"

1) Clowns
2) Bluetooth headsets
3) Electric drills
4) Space hoppers

cheers for telling me what the second S stands for though!

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)

1)Clowns. Agreed
2)Bluetooth headsets. Agreed.
3) Electric drills. Agreed.
4) Space hoppers. How can you hate space hoppers. They still bring fun to a newly 30 year olds life.

FEAR

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)

click Jaheld's link...

and you will see.....

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)

sexeh!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)

*looks at nullo.com quickly so I dont dream of george doing cheerleading*

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

Well Mr Presscot.

You sure like George.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)

George and his pom poms of mass distruction.

W.....ew!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 2:17, archived)

I always wondered what went on inside them...

(Bogbean, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)

This is truly awful.

Woo.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

this
truly
Well done....

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

and that is a true compliment

(Bogbean, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

Have a panowie / groan combo

with medium fries.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)

Pi = 3.142

*awaits flamage*

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

*flames*

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

eek

*burns*
*dies*

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

*Flames with 3.141 flamethrower*

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)

pwns with 3.141582

im hungry now, thinking of pie's

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

*Hammers with 3.141592653589*

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)

Pi isn't a function

It's a constant, or a ratio, depending upon how you look at it.

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SpoonMeiser, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)

if your programming....

you could create a variable called Pi, then set it to whatever value you want e.g.

Pi = 3.141582

/geek

(LargeDoner, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)

The sad thing is...

...I understand it...:(

(Mr Dan is the man, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

Better just slash your wrists then

(Bogbean, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

give them the willies

rape them in the brown hole

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Then PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)

that made me giggle like a twat!

hahaha

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

Beware

the spluff marks of a b3ta Halloween......

*Bwuhahaaahhahah*

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)

spluff !

It is a real word dammit !

(Mr Dan is the man, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

Sorry

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spluff&x=0&y=0

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

it means to cum by the gallon load

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spluff

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)

Oh,

forgot about that dictionary. Ho hum, off to find a fluffer.

I ams 30 now.

*sobs*

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)

You don't see that every day

No entries were found in the dictionary. Would you like to search the Web for spluff?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:36, archived)

Just did,

nothing much really. Altough, apparently, Captain Spluff is a B3TA user. Well I never.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16131

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

KILL THEM

in the face

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)

YEAH

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

Hello kids!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

how rude!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)

"fuck you, asshole"

is what he is thinking... i imagine.

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)

"It's not face paint,

I was born this way"

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)

It's not rape

it's suprise sex

(Mr Dan is the man, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

*attempts some form of 'rape is deliciously funny when you're dressed as a clown' joke*

Oh sod it.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

Bassie is indeed quite the prick.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

a lickle dance

will post full longer version when my tired eyes allow me to finish it

(gmcs, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

In time, beautifully with Haddaway's 'what is love?'

despite the lack of headbangingness.

Noice!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

I fear you now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

I have a very vast variety in taste of music.

I'm currently listening to the opening theme to Beetlejuice, and before that I was listening to Oingo Boingo and Cab Calloway.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

i read that as...

"will post full longer version when my third eye allows me to finish it"

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miamistu snagglery, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

ummmm

mmmm

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

*wins Ipod*

very nice.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)

FASTER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

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Brims Spurts., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

Pahahaha

What the . . ?

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

Oh, wow.

You win!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)

aaah

this is teh fucking ace!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)

napoleon dynamite

right?

(harrietthespy, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

It's like a 007 movie intro.

I like it.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)

shoooooooshhhhhhhhhh......

(earlier...)

(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

Here I go, down the slope.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

Looks fun.

Is there an army of them, or does he keep going round again?

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)

How much longer do I have to wait for

that bloke's camara to run out of charge.

(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)

Awr awr

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

Yarrr

Jimlad!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

ehh?

looks like the maddox pirate.. :P
crossed with che guevara

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

MAAAADDDOOOXXXX!!!!

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

maddox???

who's that?

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

gtfo

lol ;)

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

Rob Newman is a pirate now?

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

A bit emo for me, but I've beaten myself up for hallowe'en

Didn't really work but I thought I'd share it anyhoo.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

The blood shot eye on the left makes me feel a little queesy.

I beat myself up for hallowe'en too . . .I accidentally ran into a wall this morning.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

oof!

did you do any damage?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

Bruised my shoulder a bit,

and the knuckles on my left hand are all bruised and swollen. Luckily I must have been running with that side of my body forward, as I hit it with my arm and rebounded away, so didn't smash my face into it or anything.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

Sorry, I'm just having major deja vu at the mo.

It's all a bit odd.

Nice pic though :)

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miamistu snagglery, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

Do tell . .

I am curious now.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

I meant to the wall

ahahahahahaha

ahem. I'm sorry for your pain.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

:~(

The concrete wall was fine :(

I just look like I've given someone a good thumping.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

nice...

looks like you had a good quality picture to start from too, pretty convincing etc.

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

ta muchlee

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

Well that would make me either

a) hide behind the Independent
b) pull the fucking emergency chord

..if opposite on the tube..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

Awwh.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

haha

I hate it when that happens

Das ist sehr woo

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

Poor big eyed man :(

Needs a *schluew pop* sound effect, but acetastic!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

i was considering one

but decided it something or other.

*forgot the end of the sentence*

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

I, unfortunately, have started doing this more and more recently.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:42, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

Spaaaaace MONKEY!

Apeonaut (3.62MB mp3)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

likes this

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

Check out his site..

I downloaded all of Kill Them In The Face a few weeks ago, and there's a couple of tracks for the forthcoming album, too.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

^ what he said

this is quite Mr. Scruff-esque

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

I only found it recently

thanks to this classic thread:
www.b3ta.com/board/1765492

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

Arghhhh!

Will it ever end?!

Woo!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)

all this poor monkey got

was an one way ticket on the express elevator to hell!

/sheriff john burnell

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

Haha.

I lolled.
I occasionally narrate things in my head with his voice.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)

yeah he is the don of voiceovers...

...and he's even better when you see him, always chasing cops and riding in choppers, setting up roadblocks or breaking sieges... What a hero!

_{/sarcasm hurts my teeth}

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

i generally assume his voice (for i can do it passably well)

whenever i'm in the car with friends and someone in front is being an arse in a car.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

woo! making a new adventure?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

i am waiting for a copy of toon boom

to do it on its suposeded to be the bollocks annim prog

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)

i tried the demo and found it ok

but then i only really used it for half an hour.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)

Can you tell what it is?

edit: And that monkey flails in time to that mp3, perfect :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

SCRIBBLESES!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)

sexy cock!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

it's almost as big as yours

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

my cock is very small

but I don`t care.. it still purrs when stroked

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

*strokes*

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

you`re too young to be venturing into such dark (but small) places!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)

yes, grandad

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

why am i looking at your dog?

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

YaY

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

can you milk it?

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

which one?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

The turd!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

Why you kick my dog and call it fuckoff?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)

love,love,love

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:07, archived)

All together now.

You best tag that before it gets ALL OVER THE INTERWEB..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)

Tag it?

I want to get it all over the net...It's a statement!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

put your name on it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)

i'm not that vain

even if i put my name on it..Who the fuck will know's who i am ??

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

At least put b3ta on it

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

Nicely done!

Almost makes you believe that maybe if we all tried as hard as him, the world might be, you know, like, that much better.

Almost.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

Haha!

I like this.

More images like this and the world will be peaceful for ever and ever and ever! Huzzah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)

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