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[challenge entry] looked better in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:43, archived)
# terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:44, archived)
# well at least that's that one ticked off :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Pfft
I like the comedy stink lines
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Pffft!
TJ: In 4 moths im going to have an operation on my feet, they're going to cut tendons attached to every toe except my big one, break the joints in two of my toes then fuse them together differently and on my little toes either cut a bit of skin from my foot so my whole toe can move down and across then have a graft or something, break the joints, cut the tendons etc...or just cut them off, because they're probably gonna curl back up anyway.

Which should I tell them to do, wise B3tards? I'm not sure if I want to loose my little toes just yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:46, archived)
# will this give you super powers?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I will loose a power infact
I have super human grip with my toes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)
# take a camera and record it :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)
# If only I could.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)
# you have awful carpet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# haha,
that went a year back, it had been there for about 19 years
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Do the first thing, then cut them off
On a similar note, a friend of mine once wondered what it would be like to have cocks instead of fingers.

I think it would be quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)
# nah
a mere wave will get you arrested
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)
# you'd piss yourself empty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:19, archived)
# pickle them in a jar and give them cheery names
like "tony" and "lil"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Have them to make fins!
be the fastest in the water!

profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)
# get a better punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Tell them to amputate higher up.
Then get on the phone to Paul McCartney, you'll be well in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:51, archived)
# ahahaha
I'm quite happy with me legs
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Pictures!
Of nice legs or gammy feet, I'll fwap to either.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Youtube?
crap toes video

They've got worse since that was badly recorded
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:01, archived)
# not as bad as I was expecting.
and chickvenue.com looks promising ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:06, archived)
# pffft,
nosey cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Totally true!
If I were to post a vid on here, I'd get a secondary youtube account first!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:12, archived)
# well dont get it done on the NHS
a friend of mine had the same thing done and they botched the operation about 5 times. In the end this person had to have the leg amputated up to the knee :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Are you always that good
at calming people before surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:55, archived)
# That's nothing!
My mate went to casualty once cos he'd sat on a bee and he's like allergic to bees and they took him into the hospital and made him sit in this room and he waited there so long his ribs turned to cheese cos the bee caused calcium build up and now he's in a wheelchair and can't move because if anything touches his ribs they will break because they are made of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)
# this saddens me
*buys his some biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
jacobs crackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# only the best
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:16, archived)
# nah
he's just a bit eccentric

*badum*

*TISH*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:16, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:28, archived)
# :|
perhaps I will go looking for Paul afterall...
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:57, archived)
# sorry mate
i wish it was a made up story
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# yay for doggies!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Good Jiggle Action
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:51, archived)
# more jiggling
that'll make everything better :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)
# This is good
yep
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Haha
You made it move!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# :D
can't let something like that not move about excitedly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)
# argh yuck
it's like something from quake
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)
# your version of quake is much better than mine
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Hah!
Best so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# doing my bit to make films less miserable....
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Ha!
i had one similar about irreversible, but alas, it has dissappeared into the interweb ether :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:46, archived)
# did it have...
...more rape? :)
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:46, archived)
# yes yes, man!
found it, kind of-

web.archive.org/web/20060516105812/http://www.b3ta.com/board/5715515

anyone know how i can save it as a gif?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Haha
Great stuff, although that movie was terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I've heard it's excellent,
though I haven't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Woo Yay!
Nothing to see here, guv ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:46, archived)
# ooh
get her
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)
# oh...
...I took it as a compliment :S
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I think that came across wrong
In fact, just forget this ever happened.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)
# forget what ever happened?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] This was to be the FUNNIEST punch line EVER, until someone decided to think OUTSIDE the box*


(*Can also be Square, depending on where you're from)
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:41, archived)
# You must be punished.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:42, archived)
# thinking outside the box?
hmmm, this competition needs to get in to a higher gear I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:45, archived)
# have you posted this a couple of times before?
or am i mistaken.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:46, archived)
# yes,
just thought it an appropriate pea for the compo.
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)
# but surely
if you are pea ing for compo

should it not be compo'ed ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# did you just make that up?
or would you really feel better if I un-compo'ed it?
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:54, archived)
# erm
notice the absence of a little "c"

ergo, it's not compoed, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:56, archived)
# un-compoed for your pleasure
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:58, archived)
# ARAARRGARGARAGRAG
I wasn't being ironic!!!

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] she went on her own accord...

kind of a pea
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:37, archived)
# It's the HILARIOUS new compo
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:38, archived)
# i'm sure it'll get better
maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Nothing against your post btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:42, archived)
# it was a lazy post anyway
it was a selection of "my wife's gone to..." jokes that i took the set ups out of. feel free to be against it.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Any Better?
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post72611/
(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:40, archived)
# yes
can we all agree there is going to be a lot of people not getting the jokes in this punchlines compo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:39, archived)
# It has potential
but it will be a funny/not funny ratio of 1:Like, a billion
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:40, archived)
# He makes the best of a bad situation

Fan-art for my friend Kay
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:35, archived)
# HE'S....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:35, archived)
# ON...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:35, archived)
# FUCKING....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:36, archived)
# FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:36, archived)
# the way to..
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Talladega!!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Amarillo!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:49, archived)
# BEING ON FUCKING FIRE!
















frog fucks granny
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)
# hurrah to this
and I'll avoid the obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:36, archived)
# what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Roasting !
Is he flame retarded ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:38, archived)
# that's very resourceful of him
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:39, archived)
# girls are SCARY
especially the ones wearing collars.
whats even up with collars?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:01, archived)
# KOIT FLASH PRODUCTIONS PRESENT


2 TURDS : EPISODE 3 : PETS

Click picture for animation link
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Oooh Koit
i've seen your stuff somewhere before, its great.
Good flash, i voted 5 too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Hello Edd
Thanks for the vote buddy.

If you ever want to mate, let's collaborate on an animation. I don't mind doing audio work only....
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:35, archived)
#
I'm not sure about 'mating' but yeah sure it would be fun to do a toon together sometime
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:37, archived)
# oh bollox
I thought I was in there.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:37, archived)
# You wish

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I wish for many a thing
I can certainly admit to not wanting carnal relations with a man.

Now, a manatee is another matter.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:41, archived)
#
I'd rather it was a Cup-a-tea
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:45, archived)
# This is worthy of praise
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:34, archived)
# *poke*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:47, archived)
# ARG, teh PUNNNNNS!
Lo, koit!

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Hello sexpot
how goes you naughty nymph !?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:37, archived)
# naughty as evar...
finally updated my comic...
you?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Nice one Foofsty
Colourful-tastic, in a squirrel type of way.

I am made of cheese and brine. Other than that, I am amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:45, archived)
# mmmcheese...
i am very confuzzled...i feel like i have a massive hangover...
and yet have not ventured down to the bar in 2 days...

voodoo curse perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I reckon someone has invented a time machine
visited your past and spiked your parents drinks. All in an evil bid to have their poison float into your blood stream and attack you later on.

I'm pretty sure that's what's happened.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Damn...
you're probably right...

:( oooooooooor...
i've gotten so used to drinking that i am hungover due to a lack
of alcohol in my blood!


which can only be fixed by DRINKING MORE ALCOHOL!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Goodbye Mr liver !
;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)
# a silliness
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:22, archived)
# ahahahahaha
that's super!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:23, archived)
# CAT RAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Hehehehe
YOINK!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:24, archived)
# how naughty!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:27, archived)
# hahaha!
proper laughed.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:37, archived)
# SPRING!!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ahahahaaa
foolery.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] It is the punchline to so many of my favourite jokes....
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:21, archived)
# AIDS!
it's the punchline to every joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:22, archived)
# AidsAidsAidsAidsAidsAids
AidsAidsAidsAidsAidsAidsAids
AidsAidsAidsAidsAidsAidsAids
AidsAidsAidsAidsAidsAidsAids
AIDS!
(had to get it out of my system)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)
# they were giving out cartons of Adez in my town centre a while ago
i was compelled to sing the 'aids' song from team america at them.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
"Ah-Des"
"AIDS?"
"No no, Ah... Des"
"AIDS?"
"AH-DES!"
"Ah...ah...ah...AIDS?"

ad nauseum
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Hehehe,
As was I in a recent lecture i had about AIDS and HIV and all of the bad things. :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Had a bout of AIDS and HIV?
I'd take something if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Lemsip.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Max strength, to be on the safe side
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Hmmm...
Do they do an Uber Max Strength?
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:43, archived)
# NEW
AIDS Strength.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:54, archived)
# yay!
AIDS FTW!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Felch?

edit: nice anim!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:22, archived)
# i didnt want to break the font!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] seams fine to me


[edit] yay first. smugs.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:19, archived)
# it's going to be a long week of RISing I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:21, archived)
# yeah, i think there should be a rule that the image must have the punchline as the filename
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:24, archived)
# the punchline's not much use
without the rest of the joke...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)
# So they glued him in....
Ha, ha, ha, erm,

Edit: iglue: oh dear me. It's going to be a long week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Something to do with Ig-glue i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:23, archived)
# ahem..
i say, i say, i say.

how does an eskimo make his house?

igloos it together.

*lolmaorolfcopters graciously
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)
# igloos it together?
Please explain, this is confusing. I was not aware that igloo could be used as a verb...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:32, archived)
# hush now
or i'll cake you in the head.

then wardobe you.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Crikey!
*obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:56, archived)
# I just wanna put a 'B'
in front of the name of that glue
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:28, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Episode #19


Click for bigger (113KB)

more disturbing truths here: www.absynthandcheese.co.uk
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:11, archived)
# This makes sense.
Like a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:22, archived)
# haha
when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you, and sometimes it's a donkey.

friedrich nietzsche (unedited version)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:22, archived)
# I love you
If only I had a womb
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:23, archived)
# *hands bomb*










Oh you said womb?

I hope you know how to defuse that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Are you the postie?
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:28, archived)
# bombwat
best of all the spoonerism animals
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I love these
they rock
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:38, archived)
# This news might be a bit too new


and I just missed compo

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/6339711.stm
(Skcone, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:11, archived)
# what a naughty mans
"I would rather use the word untruth."

the mayhem this must have caused, could end up with a lot of legal fallout innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:21, archived)
# "I would rather use the word untruth."
Best quote of the whole article.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Topical, but football related

I've well been watching the news.
(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:09, archived)
# what is this news you speak of
?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:10, archived)
# BBC1 Scotland.
(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:11, archived)
# top shop*

*may contain traces of nuts*

*bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:11, archived)
# whoopdy doo
yer pictures shite
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)
# I Ken That!
tell me something about Jaques Chirac.
(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:32, archived)
# :D
Chirac wanted to rally Gaullists behind Prime minister Pierre Messmer
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:37, archived)
# HOLY HELEN!
Really?
(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:38, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Punchlines. It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.

Challenge suggested by mictoboy and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)
# but Mictoboy's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:02, archived)
# I don't get it.
RATS

i was enjoying the gillian compo.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:10, archived)
# To get to the other side
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...being gang raped!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:20, archived)
# WINNAR
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:05, archived)
# islands. ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Fellate a ringpiece?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:07, archived)
# fellate
verb
provide sexual gratification through oral stimulation
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:10, archived)
# i think
fellatio is more specifically penile in it's orientation, at least that's always been my understanding of the word
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:14, archived)
# I think M3 is right
in the defintion sense of the word, but I always think of it as being penis orientated
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:18, archived)
# like.................................... a ringpiece

;)

how about tonguing my ringpiece, would that be better for you?

...oh well, onwards and upwards.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Nah, i'm good with what you got.
Isn't ringpiece arse orientated?

Oh, and how rude of me:

Arf to image!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:23, archived)
# *pffffft*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:07, archived)
# thats more disturbing than anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)
# do it. he's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Sorry.
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Oh Rubert, you silly racist bear,
don't you realise that island is full of canibals who will eat you for your silly bigoted ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:06, archived)
# ah I see.
This is a Lost spoiler right?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:20, archived)
# probly bindun
BUT I'm proud of it so have it anyway you goons :)

(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Haha
you should put some big skittles in front of him
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)
# actually...
... the idea was to turn him into a pin, but it looked funny like this....like "quick indie, hide in the finger hole!"
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:06, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:12, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOel.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha
that's silly!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Haha!
Daftness!

TJ: I've just put myself on ignore. I wonder what happenes...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# did anything happen?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:55, archived)
# he won't be able to see any of his own posts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Yeah, that's it.
Dull really.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:57, archived)
# well at least we all know now
not to put ourselves on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I've also opened some kind of continuum
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:00, archived)
# joooooooooooooooooode!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:00, archived)
# that's proper ace
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:55, archived)
# i want to imitate this action. but i fear it may hurt.
or my face will turn in to noel edmonds.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Ahahahaaa!
how gleeful!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:57, archived)
# no deal!
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)
# awww
look at the little leaping bastard!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:00, archived)
# might as well keep it going
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)
# hahah wow
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)
# cor?
:S
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:40, archived)
# oh yeah just like that Marmaduke
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)
# *yiffs*
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)
# send that dog to dog borstal
they'll sort him out
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# I drewed a young Keef Richards, I did
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(Yes, I know it's a bit too big but I can't seem to get it down to 50 kb..)
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:37, archived)
# near enough
but you could have just reduced the actual dimensions! :D

and woo, nice job.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Yeah, I'm sorry
I tried that but it ended up being really rather small and still more than 50 kb. Woe is me!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)
# just make it 450 wide
and set compression to about 15%
Should do the job in future
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I like it, I like it,
yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)
# that's really nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Thass quite nice and shiny
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:40, archived)
# looks surprisingly like noel feilding
except noel feilding isnt immortal
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Who knows, perhaps he won't die either..
And Noel Fielding is excellent, I'm honoured!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:55, archived)
# making tjings smaller
download irfanview free from download dot com
then you`ll be able to resize yer pics
(i laugh a lot at starving african children sickfucker, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)
# that's nice
and it's not that big.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)
#
looks more like Ron Wood
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:01, archived)
# But then again..
Keef and Ronnie look a lot alike ;)
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:01, archived)
# perhaps..
sorry, bad manners...

I forgot the WOO!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)

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