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Morning all

how are we all this fine summery day ? - I have to rod off down tut job centre to sign on cos I am a scavvy cunt (ok, well just til 30th when I go to Uni).

What's everyone else doing ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)

mourning

of course. duh.

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:36, archived)

duh indeed

but morning anyhow !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:49, archived)

After receiving the quote..

Nasa decided it would be cheaper to scrap it..

(Ninja_Squirrel, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:25, archived)

Tad

on the large size that is.

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itwontbeeasy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)

D'oh!

Yeah...Sorry. I've got a big monitor set at a hugh res, so it didn't look too bad here.

(Ninja_Squirrel, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:36, archived)

Ged it?

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:25, archived)

very amoosing.

someone shoot me.

(jenkis, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:38, archived)

Cow related pun..

..of the day I think!

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:40, archived)

why thank you, young man.

How udderly charming of you.

Please; has anyone got a gun for my face?

(jenkis, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:54, archived)

umm yes.

click here for bigger.

Thanks to Webster for the idea :)

(crazymum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:20, archived)

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:21, archived)

Does it have any special features?

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:21, archived)

yeah, a special

music video by Dame Thora Hird singing 'Stairlift to Heaven' with backing vocals by Phil Anselmo.

(crazymum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:35, archived)

a colostomy bag

and a stannah stairlift.

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new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:36, archived)

tags,

pls

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:22, archived)

i dont understand

which tags arent closed?

(crazymum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:24, archived)

Your Bold Tag

and Hey,who deleted my post!!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)

<b> I think wasn't... is now :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:27, archived)

oh shit yeah

sorry.

(crazymum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:31, archived)

Especially For You...

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:34, archived)

ooh, bit 'o' politics there

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:20, archived)

That's cool, but

wouldn't it have been even better if the Big Brother image was Blair or Bush? Because isn't the teo minute hate thing (or was it one) exactly what they are doing.

Oooo, and another idea would have been to make Big Brother into Jade!

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:50, archived)

Yes, but

Big Brother isn't a person - he's a concept.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:55, archived)

Looks like

the guy from Sparks, but I think that about everyone...

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:19, archived)

I saw two cats caterwauling on a wall last night.

I was waiting outside for a lift and for about 10 minutes wathed then sit a couple of feet from each other just wailing at each other, the pitch rising as they got closer together like an air raid siren.
It was very amusing, but a little disturbing because they both knew i was there and would stop to look at me for a bit then get back to caterwauling.
Has anyone ever looked through a keyhole and seen an animal looking back at them?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:18, archived)

yes, actually

it made me feel really silly.

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Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:31, archived)

It's funny

watching cats try and maintain their cool when you know they have bigger fish to fry

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:44, archived)

yes

they think they know everything.

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Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:51, archived)

Greetings B3tans!

I come in peace!

OK, I've only posted a few times, so I'm still a newbie, and hence I have come for Photo/potato Shop/chop hints/mints.. ahem... Basically, I'd appreciate some helpful tips and tricks that make a B3tan's life easier and more full of hummus...

(By the way, if any of those memes was a faux pas, please let me know!)

(underworlddreams, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:05, archived)

Buy more crisps.

/unhelpfulness

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:07, archived)

But what if he wins another fiver?

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kaydup, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:45, archived)

click on everything in sight

see what you can make the program do.
Honest, that's what I did.

[edit] Although you probably aspire a bit higher than my levels of kitten-obessed hummus.
[edit again] And the Chief is right - layers are good and must be preserved.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:09, archived)

"Play with it lots, see what comes out"

That sounds very rude. :)

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:11, archived)

...it does, doesn't it.

I can't say I know what you're on about, mind. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:13, archived)

Tsk.

You changed it, that's not fair.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:15, archived)

That sounds like good advice

if slightly Frankie Howerdish

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:13, archived)

Photoshop a kitten.

That will get you in with the in-crowd.

And be sure not to start a thread with a repost, or you will be thrown to the bears :)

Ed: Oh. But I can't help you with photoswap, soz.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:10, archived)

in-crowd?

on b3ta.com? Surely not. This ain't popbitch you know.

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:19, archived)

Well the in-crowd

consists of everyone. Because everyone loves a kitten.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:23, archived)

except Hugo

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Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)

apparently

so.
What a freak ;)

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:46, archived)

no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens

no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens no kittens
arrragh!
*coat*

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Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:34, archived)

what he said!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:44, archived)

oh hugo...

why?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:49, archived)

It's all about

layers.

Remember that and you can't go far wrong.

[edit] and filters. I had a lot of fun with filters when I first discovered Photoshop but now I find I don't use them much. Funny that. Apart from the unclear bomb of course.

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:10, archived)

Like an onion.

Onions have layers, so does Potatoshop.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:15, archived)

but

not ev'rybody like onions.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:29, archived)

I'll tell you what ev'rybody likes.

Parfait.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:34, archived)

Parfitt?

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:37, archived)

A ho ho.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:38, archived)

You never hear anyone saying

"Hell, no, I don't like no Parfait."

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:38, archived)

i had

never heard of parfait until this moment, and even went so far as to look it up at dictionary.com. it sounds nice. why have i never had it? *sob*

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)

Have you a tissue or something...

and I cant remember the rest of the line.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:50, archived)

Parfait sucks

But then again I like Angel Delight so what do I know...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:05, archived)

now if photoshop was like parfait.....

....everybody loves parfait

(pingu, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:38, archived)

Another (brief) question then...

If you were trying to extricate, say, a kitty from a photo, how would you go about it? And without hurting the poor (evil) kitty...

(underworlddreams, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:19, archived)

What I do is crop the picture as close as possible

then I draw around the kitten with the lasso tool or I sometimes use the pen tool.
Then invert the selection and delete, clean up the remaing image and thats it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:21, archived)

Trace round him

with the polygonal or magnetic lassooooooo till it goes all wiggly (ants) and then cut and paste elsewhere

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adverse_camber, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:21, archived)

And adding a bit

of feather after you have traced round him never hurts (too much)... And it means your cut out will blend in a bit better :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)

i tend

to make it a new layer and then delete everything using the selection tool and the eraser

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aubergene, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:27, archived)

Create a layer mask

around the outlines of the kitten, then feather the edges until the background disappears. This method has the advantage that it's non-destructive, so you can always restore the kitten if you cut off too much.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:27, archived)

And I use the image extract tool a lot

I find it easier to use than the lasso tool

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Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:56, archived)

Am I the only one

That uses the "Extract-> inteligent edge thingy"?

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kaydup, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:57, archived)

Gonna be one of those nights...

Full size

(jubhosking, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:05, archived)

bravo...

not even gonna turn on the tv tonight..
video games, reading, talking and music methinks.

gonna put that on my hard drive for emailing argumentative bores...

(longboy_mcgoo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:11, archived)

i know what you mean

it's not that i'm not sympathetic, just that there's thousands of other people dying horribly every day and just because it's flippin america this anniversary must be forced down our throats.

as i said i'm sympathetic and all that, just give me an opportunity to get away from it.

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pip, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:30, archived)

I also made a Wall Paper Size one...

wall paper size!

(jubhosking, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:16, archived)

Jaysus

Is it going to be a complete 9/11 themed day on TV?

Is a plane going to crash into the Teletubbies' windmill?

Am I a sick bastard? Ans: Yes.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:05, archived)

It's hard to remember

a day in the last 12 months when there hasn't been something about bloody 9/11 on TV.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:08, archived)

and yet

no-one mentioned it at all before then... funny, isn't it?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:10, archived)

I like the way

there is *no* other news today. The rest of the world has effectively disappeared.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:11, archived)

So..

does this mean the politicians will issue press releases today safe in the knowledge it'll be buried by 9/11 coverage? Or is that sooo last year?

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galanthis, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:14, archived)

not true (he delurks!)

this made me happy:
news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20020911/en_nm/people_reeve_dc

(he relurks)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:15, archived)

Yay!

That made me so happy I had tears in my eyes.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:19, archived)

That is

a nice story :)

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:21, archived)

Yeah, but

he'll never fly again. And he will take at least two bounds to leap tall buildings.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)

ROLF

That made me laugh out loud.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:52, archived)

did you

see that link a few posts down? sums it up really

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:15, archived)

I couldn't find my

t-shirt with an upside-down American flag on fire this morning. I got some fucking e-mail about a minute silence as well - I replied to all mentioning the 35,000 people who died of starvation that (and every) day.

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helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:21, archived)

i got

some cunting email saying "this has been going since sepetember 11th 2001 please keep the chain going". ffs i hate chain emails but that just took the biscuit!

blimey i haven't been around for a while and i come back with a rant, sorry folks

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pip, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:34, archived)

As I pointed out a few days ago

US civilian deaths < 3000.
Afghan civillian deaths ~ 5000 and counting (conservative estimate).
Do they get a minute's silence?

(tomsk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:35, archived)

here here

nuff said

(yorkpete, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:45, archived)

*tear

boo hoo, cry me a river.

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Allanon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)

I made this a long, long time ago...

So sorry if you've seen it.

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Darryn.R, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:53, archived)

Mr Criticat says:

"Although an easy target and much abused, the phrase 'pukka cuntstination' has to be admired"

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:58, archived)

Hooray

for Mr Criticat!

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:00, archived)

yes.

HOORAY!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:02, archived)

Mr Critcat

should be added to the toolkit methinks.

What say you?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)

class

and not far wide of the mark either...

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youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:00, archived)

errr, dont mea to be a prick

but wasnt that a entry in hairytongue.com's we all hate jamie oliver gallery a long time ago?

if it was you who entered it then no probs andill quite happily sneak off into the night

(skagg, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:10, archived)

Yes it was..

And yes I did..

Like I said I made it a while ago..

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Darryn.R, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:13, archived)

So what you're saying is

the clue was in words you used. Cunning!

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:44, archived)

serves me right for not reading huh?

(skagg, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:20, archived)

morning everyone

since the four hommes de equine quadrapeds apocolypse are due early this afternoon I thought I'd listen to Mozarts clarinet concerto (LOUDLY)...

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thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:49, archived)

wouldn't something like

Holst's The Planets better? Especially 'Mars'
It helps you work, rest and play y'know

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poshpaws, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:14, archived)

This is

quite entertainingly mental. "Are cats for true christians?"

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:42, archived)

on a similar vein ...

http://baptist-city.com/Books/Shorthair.html

phil....

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:46, archived)

Therefore

long-haired cats are particularly evil.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:54, archived)

i have evidence

devil kitten

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spassmonkey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:14, archived)

you see

cats *are* evil!

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rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:48, archived)

Crikey

It's proof that kittens really are evil.

No wonder I like them.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:48, archived)

'a contemporary housecat with all of its beastly identifying characteristics and behavior.'

sounds about right, my cat sits on front of the TV and licks it arse

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:51, archived)

Hehe

"widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on. What sort of example does this give our young ones endeavoring to faithfully serve Jehovah? "

Insanity. Although I do find the bit that advocates stoning cats to death a bit disturbing.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:06, archived)

Good working in of a disclaimer though,

at the end after quoting the bible to tell you to stone your cat to death with stones (what the fuck else would you use, marshmallows?) he adds.

Of course, we can take no legal responsibility for anything which results from your voluntary application of your interpretation of such Biblical principles as you may believe that we have brought to your attention."
As you may believe? its fucking there on the page fool!

(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:32, archived)

hehe

I emailed lycos/angelfire asking if advocating cruelty to animals like that was violation of their terms and condidtions. :)

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)

LOL! Go you!

I'm gonna have to book mark that now just so I can try and go back later to see if they do anything :)

(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)

Stoning cats

You read that far? I hope you are having a nice sit-down now to recover your composure.

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Uncle Joe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:32, archived)

moohoohahahahaha!

...no, that's clearly not true. If I had Satanic powers I'd have hexed the neighbours, and I haven't, so clearly Kittens do not have Satanic powers.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:01, archived)

Yeah, but if owning cats

pisses off Christians, it's got to be a good thing.

(tomsk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:04, archived)

woo!

cats!
*does little dance around the office*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:05, archived)

You must be able to use

your new kittens to annoy the neighbours downstairs.

Tie a bit of string around them and post them through your neighbours letterbox. Then when they've ripped the curtains, destroyed the carpet and been sick you can retrieve them safely.

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:14, archived)

....that

is a MASTERFUL plan.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:25, archived)

LOL

(oops, everyone in the office is looking at me!)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)

Morning All

been reading a few of the messages from this morning, and it feels weird to have lots of bad things going wrong, 'specially today. Hope everything gets better for you all.

On a happier note, the beast arrived yesterday. Took it up to about 5 and it nearly broke me. Woo to metal!
shite picture BTW. I was all excited and shaking when I took it so it's crap. A better one is here.

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shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:42, archived)

When you thought things couldn't get any worse

the board goes all ickle!
/edit closed small link

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:42, archived)

TAGS.

you naughty boy - fixed now.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:42, archived)

tht is indeed

a beast.

did you have to lug it up many flights of stairs?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:45, archived)

Yup.

took me and a mate a while, and plenty of sweaty effrorts. The whole thing together weighs 50 kilos. It fucking rocks.

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shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:48, archived)

Oooh Ooooh

Have you played stairway on it yet? Or are you not going to hell?

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:46, archived)

Looks nice..

Tube or solid state?

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Kaiser, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:48, archived)

Solid state

but I'm very happy with it. And I don't need it any louder

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shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:15, archived)

ooh nice ampage - Bring it on!

not mine - just nicked it

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:56, archived)

I've got

a 100W H+H bass bin. Just right for annoying the neighbours.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:07, archived)

Morning and Sorry

I'm scared to spazz back to find out what I did last night! Sorry if I offended anyone.

Somw words of wisdom, don't drink a shit load of Blackthorn and get on b3ta!

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ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:35, archived)

For general information:

This is Archive Page 3000! Woo!

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:40, archived)

How about that then

I just got back from work.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:44, archived)

fookin eck

fnord. Not sure if I want your job when your done with it. Do you work with clippings and stuff to deadline? Is that why your always working?

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:56, archived)

You can have mine

when I'm done with it, which should be before Christmas at the latest...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:03, archived)

the main problem this month is that someone's just left to go to university

so suddenly there's someone elses job to do as well as my own. It's all very smalltime - a total staff of about 6, mostly part time.
I would be happy making adverts and setting out pages but this month i've had to do a few articles too and then at the last minute we change printers so i have to finish the mag a different way for the new printers. I'm not totally sure if it'll work out alright but i'm home now and my phone seems mysteriously broken...

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:09, archived)

Where do you work?

What did you have to write about?

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:13, archived)

...and do you need someone to

answer the phones and make the tea and occasionaly do some nice drawings and stuff?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:17, archived)

rubbish wages

no, no, really rubbish, this is Worcestershire.
The boss is not very well educated at all, can't spell anything. Was talking about hay bales today as we've got some bails on the cover.
The only reason i'm still there is because it's easy and it's local and it funds my trips to London. (just about).

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:24, archived)

I work at a magazine based in Worcestershire called the Weekender.

Basically it's a free mag you pick up from supermarkets in the places you see AutoTrader etc. It's supposed to be a guide to things to do, a lifestyle mag.
The circulations 25,000 once a month - this month i've written some stuff about a guy organising a jazz night to raise money for a Gambian school, refugee and asylum seekersm. It's not big clever journalism type writing really. I did have an occasional computer games column though.
I'm starting to nod my head forward in an unconscious slumber every now and again. Not slept since Monday.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:31, archived)

Well me boyf would love to write your games column,

if you didn't have time and it didn't have to mention Worcester....

At least, I think he would. He used to do that stuff.

Edit: and *hug* to help your sleepless situation ;)

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:36, archived)

thanks, I've reached the stage now where i'm trying to stay awake

to seee all the strange hallucinations. B3ta is obviosly the perfect choice because my hallucinations will probably not be too different to what appears here anyway.
%).
Ooh here comes one now./..

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:54, archived)

Woo!

Flavour Country! Where abouts?
me be there too

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ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:34, archived)

Kidderminster

Are you on the m3ss3ng3r map?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:58, archived)

i see ya

you look like maybe Evesham side of WOrcester, ppossibly just near the M5

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:00, archived)

I Love September 11th

www.doyourecall.co.uk
"I'd like to think the other Spice Girls would have done as much as I did but to be honest, they didn't."Geri Halliwell on *that* day.

(Dominic Jumpers, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:35, archived)

pesky hippies

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:32, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:32, archived)

nice

pic!

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rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:50, archived)

Have you made

some stuff with your new tablet?

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Kaiser, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:54, archived)

A Flash animation I made.

Its a spaz but I dont care, I made it last night and its the first Flash thing I've ever finished.

Here it is!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:31, archived)

what a kind hearted potato

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:32, archived)

thats lovely bovine

I love flash, too preoccupied trying to convince anyone that Im worth hiring at the moment tho.

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:35, archived)

woo/yay

me like, will we be seeing more of gary?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:34, archived)

I'm not sure.

If I get any more ideas I probably will.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:36, archived)

hehe

like it. nice. simple. classy.

(hazey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:16, archived)

Bad day for b3tans

I've had a bad week.
On Monday I sat on my bed and it broke. The slats broke underneath it. Had to ask my girlfriends dad for some screws:

"Hello girlfriends dad, my bed has broken *(probably as I was trying to have sex with your daughter)*. Can I have some screws so I can fix it?"

Then this morning my car is sounding like a gokart and there is a bit on the bottom of the car **very** close to the floor... uhoh!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:30, archived)

i've done that

i was with my ex on my bed, then she left, and i walked back in, lay on the bed and fell right through. totally knackered, had to get a new bed. when my parents asked what happened, i had to say "we'd just been sitting there and..." and got abruptly cut off with "actually it doesn't matter, we'll get you a new one".

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:32, archived)

The reason my bed broke is

because the landlord didn't fix the screws in properly. I just have to spread my weight evenly on my bed from now on... no more curling up :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:33, archived)

carepenter joke

how many screws in a lesbians bed?

none, it's all tongue & groove..

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:35, archived)

har har

so are you going to send me a mail with more about yourself or do I have to get the rest of b3ta to tell me.... ( ie. the regular 20 q's like: where are you )

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:51, archived)

what's your address then?

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:52, archived)

Ooo dear,

Norwich and Winchester, maybe we don't need to buy hats just yet....

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:56, archived)

Have we had any b3tan match ups

yet?

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:59, archived)

Hugo

& Popt_art....

Can't think of any others.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:02, archived)

Well that's a good start

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:10, archived)

heheh

for some reason that made me giggle a lot. i dont know why. im in a shit mood too, so good on ya

(hazey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:01, archived)

I expect you're giggling

cos you're picturing me as Cilla :)

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:04, archived)

probably.

in a hat which looks like a shit terracotta plant pot. ahhhh...i love this place, even in a shit mood i giggle.....tops

(hazey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:08, archived)

*Looks dignified*

I have more taste than that.

Well slightly :)

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:14, archived)

clare dot tedds at uk dot pwcglobal dot com

tada

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:26, archived)

Sort of a preview of my next "big" thing...

It isn't as sick as the pic would imply.

(Kimbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:30, archived)

I would.

Gah! I mean, thats great.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:32, archived)

ooooooh - helllooooooo bayyyyybee!

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spassmonkey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:18, archived)

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