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#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# This is clearly NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# It's clearly a child standing way too close to a novelty petrol pump.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# is this nsfw?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Yeah, fuck it,
why not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# good, that gets me all excited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# that is quite possibly one of the top 30 things
i have ever seen on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# That one is particularly woo.
I like the one you put on my 'zilla bandwagon bestestest though.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# you mean

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:55, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:59, archived)
# it's like gazing into a mirror....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
yes, it is for me too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxyvPJvy2j4
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# oh that's rather good
:D

I wonder what software I'd need to put something liek that together

maybe could wing it with flash
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:58, archived)
# more of the good stuff:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7wLIaLAZV4
Ø)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:02, archived)
# *buys 10 dozen of whatever they're selling*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I love these thingies you do.
Do moar kthx
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I will
when a few more neurochemicals misfire :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# ^^this
DISCOMEATS I LOVE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# that just gives me the raging hornment
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# ITS TAKING OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:53, archived)
# just building up a head of steam innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Only IF ITS COMING TO LIFE!
*smashes screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# it's already alive
and hiding under your bed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Looks too much like
Ian Paisley
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# it may actually be ian paisley
subconsciously trying to escape from within my bowels
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Best leave him there
You may get to shit him out and do Northern Ireland a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:00, archived)
# too late
loudest toilet trip I ever had
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:08, archived)
# split the bowl in two it did
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# How do Mircowave
Have you done any Mad Max 2 characters? :D
Here is your Woo as per usual!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Which one is max?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I do not understand this
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# its called the internet Dave
would you like to know more?
click yes to continue

_____
| yes |
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# it wont let me click it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# not again
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:54, archived)
# You?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I see only ignore, hide and reply
*clicks them all at once*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# A vector of my boglin
Flurp
(I helped save b3ta! Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I once baught a crate full of boglins from ebay for a tenner.
There was about 100 in all, mostly the little'ns but a few of the bigger ones too. Most in good condition.

Best tenner I ever spent.

Was I the only kid who used to stretch his boglin over his head and wear it like a mask?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# what the fuck is a boglin?
*fuckinggooglesit*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# I used to have a semi-permanent impression of the eye-movement mechanism
emblazoned on my forehead in compressed flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Maybe
But I have a massive head.
(I helped save b3ta! Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# my goblin is purple
my mate had a lobster one and was forever pinching me with it, the twunt
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# pshaw sir
it is most clearly a geodude.

Who eventuially becoems a golem who looks like a spherical turd.

/useless knowledge taking up valuable brain space that could theoretically be used for greater advantage, personal gain and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Yay! Seal of Approval :D

edit : its a leopard seal for those interested, they got some mean teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# YES!
MOAR!

(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Eye nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Choc full of Awesomeness!
Woo!
Attention to detail seal approves!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# THAT'S MY WANDBAGON!
*GLEEZ*
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I forgot where the background was
so I had to bodge it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:59, archived)
# that is hideous
yet i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# b3tans in black and white #2


also in this style #1 me
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# jesus is a member?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# These are great =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# thanks!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# *power chords*
*poor quality translations of finnish into english*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# GRRRR!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# haha
have they caught up with you about those church burnings yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# What a fantastic subject.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# thought you might appreciate it
hope you are less tired now

question is, who next?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Ooh, there's a tricky question.
Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# can do
cheeky boy's got some pics of you in his flickr stream right?
may not be tonight though
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# He has... or there are some in my profile.
*glees*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:05, archived)
# pic in profile
sexy boy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# will do
you're next on the list (after the prof)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:57, archived)
# I am not.

Click for more and bigger
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Is it me?
Lovely, he looks just as tired as in the original photo. Also quite Christlike.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# It could be, we are Siamese twins.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# ha ha her hand is down your ass crack
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# That's why I put that in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# aw that's sweet
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:55, archived)
# pedantichristlike in fact
i'm still trying to get the backgrounds right, hope this one is okay
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Can I have the original please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# yes of course
how?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:01, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Here's one
I made earlier. It's a remake of the Johnny Red fansite logo.

www.falconsquadron.sevenpennynightmare.co.uk/intro.htm



Click for bigger (88KB)
(monkey_spanker I AM THE LAW!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Reminds me of the time my wife killed a chicken and I made her this:
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha
either that
or it's a comment about her skills as a fellatrix
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Heh.
There, that's tomorrow's stats board quote sorted.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# my quote today is quite good
for a change
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# see mine for reply
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Nothing quite says "I love you" than a picture of a big dead bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# WHat?
(now with added capital H).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# And WHy not =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# needs more pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# What's a remake?
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# get carter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Remake
I meant I copied it and made it gooderer. Remake makes it sound less like copying and we all nose that copying will make you EVIL and go to the dustbin for food.
(monkey_spanker I AM THE LAW!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:55, archived)
# no, I think you mean resize.
It's an easy mistake.

sorry I'm just fuckin' wicha

or am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Tefal toasters?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Still would.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# shopped pics only
/tediously obvious response
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Oh
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Would you like me to wipe your mind for you there?
It appears to be soaked in piss...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Thank you
You're a gent.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# No unshopped pictures please
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# telekinetic powers!!
arrrgh

ha ha woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Dang !


Brakes, dammit !
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# What a lovely idea.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Ning you horrible cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# alright fuck nut?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Food & wine festival was good,
Drank beer & wine , smoked cigars / spliffs, rode machanical bull, came home drank tequila, slept quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahahaha
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# he he
weeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# haha excellent
needs to come back into shot from the right
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# NO!
He needs to be on a revolving background and to stay almost still.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# ok, let's all calm down
we've had a nice evening, everyone's had a couple of drinks

let's just all shake hands and go back to our tables, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Fuck you
Nark.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# personally
i like how the grass you can see through the big wheel becomes scrub as the chair moves away

/picky shithead
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# You have orange shit?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# dae?*




*ris?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I think he's referring to the dashing auburn colour of your tresses
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# i got that
but i lack the progression
from my statement to his
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# You were being a picky shithead
Your head is "orange", therefore your shit is also?

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# You referred to yourself as a shithead.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# you're a fucking odd bloke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:02, archived)
# *looks around guiltily*


'kay
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# i'll stand at the bar if it is all the same to you
sitting is ghey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# depends what you sit ON
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# marvellous
have a dance
(I helped save b3ta! Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# you are the shittest karate kid impersonator
i have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# flagellates
(I helped save b3ta! Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# That reminds me of something that almost got me kicked out of school.
In the 'puter lab at my school they had these CO2 fire extinguishers 'cause the water ones obviously don't combine well with electrical equipment. Also, it was furnished with pretty expensive office chairs. Office chairs that had wheels with bearings. One day we were left unattended for quite some time in the 'puter lab, so we had an idea. We wheeled a bunch of chairs out into the corridoor, and pulled out a few of the CO2 extinguishers.

I think you can see where this is going.

With practice, we achieved propulsion (initually we'd just go into a spin or tip) and we started racing.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# before the end of the second sentence
I could see where that was going

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Henry Merrick The original Footage


not really a pea as its all old looking and stuff now
previous
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# That, David, is excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# ah Praise from Caesar
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# ha ha
(it's hard to write in nelsons accent)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Fuck, I am daeing hard.
[EDIT: Is it a telly thing?]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# what is 'dae'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# It's like a lworths
It means I have no idea what is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)
# how is it derived?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# From a Daewoo?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# That'll be the
Oh fuck, I was going to type that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# but
surely that'd mean 'woo' not 'ris'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Erm?
It'd mean that someone had failed to grasp the meaning of a post where DEAwoo was displayed, much like WOOlworths or MOrisONS?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Nothing to get really
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Merrick
I'm just maiking him more interesting for an Assingment I have to do
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Ah no, I get your image.
I don't get the 'Nelson' reference.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# from the simpson maybe
dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# nelson muntz goes 'haha!' at people
it's a simpsons thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I see.
I know of this, I thought that the nelson accent referred to the Praise from Caesar is Praise indeed comment.

I know need that one explaining please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Kiss me, Hardy!
:P

/wilfully misleads
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)
# how many times do i have to tell you!
My names not Hardy.
*leaves bedroom*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Crikey, it's like you were actually there.
'ning Meester =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# *shakes warmly by the hand*
You well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# thats not my hand
and I am now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# *wipes*
Oh well, always glad to help out.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# hurrah. cyborg!

pr
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Watch out Les Dennis.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# dustin GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# +++NAME: DU5T1N G33+++
+++PRIMARY OBJECTIVE: 1MP3RS0N4T3 V3R4 DUCKW0RTH+++
+++SECONDARY OBJECTIVE: D3STR0Y L3S D3NN1S+++
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hehe
++++++THIRD OBJECTIVE: DIE OF CANCER A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO++++++++
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That made me laugh too hard. Too much Ribena for me!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# i really wish you wouldnt do that
*prods you in the ear with a soggy biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# this is quite literally WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Excellent
I am imagining the flickering reel noise to go with it.

Woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# as soon as I figure out flash I'll get that done
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Good 'nings lully laydee =)
*rubs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hello Kerry
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# That's about as close to a pea you can get without peeing.
So I'm going to pea my 'bot too.



Instructions: Sit 2/3 feet from your monitor, depending on its size. Line yourself so you're directly infront of the image. Focus on the dividing white line. Begin crossing your eyes until the two versions of the robot overlap. You should perceive it with depth.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# was worth it to look at that one again
/grooms
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# OOOo
That is ver clevar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)
# personal problems are the other board
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Dear /talk, My willy feels all funny when I look at naked ladies, what should I do? lol
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That's something no boy needs to be taught.
But techniques will always vary. I used to beat off with just forefinger and thumb, 'cause that's how I started and that's how I continued to do it. Then eventually I saw a porno where some guy beat his load out over a broad's face, and he used his whole hand. I was all like "holy crap, that's fucking genius! The whole hand? Wow. Now that's innovation."
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Progress, eh? It's a wonderful thing
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Not really.
My technique has progressed now to the point where I can only whack out a wad if I have a large ceiling mounted leather harness, a buttplug the goatse guy looked at and said "no fucking way, dude", three pints of fresh honey, lighter fluid, matches, a pink monkey with a studded paddle, spray cheese and 5000 volts of direct electrical current.

It's a lonely world.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Bizarrely I have a similar tale.
I used to hold my cock and thrust, rather than move my hand. It was quite a revelation when i learned to transfer the movement from my hips to my wrist.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I had a friend who used to lay on his belly and hump is palm.
When he admitted this to us, we ripped the piss until he eventually changed schools.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# If I had changed schools then that would have been me.
except I am not too shy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# ^this
my eyes are not interested, however much i may be.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)
# I can do these
but then i find it hard to focus on normal things for about 2 days
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I read somewhere that this kind of stuff is really good for your eyes
if done in strict moderation. I dunno if my eyes are just accustomed to it, or I've strengthened them with these kinds of pics, but I have no problem with stereo pics at all, not even the huge ones. I've been doing 'em since I was a wee bairn and my parents baught me my first camera though.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I like these
Have you done any more?

I used to do them with photos, good fun.

It'd be good with animation too :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# An animation is currently rendering ;)
I did this one too:
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# aha!
i can make it work with that one!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Practice practice and you'll be able to do the robot.
The 'bot is much more rewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# It's huuuuge

This is a sample of my daughter's work. She's doing a computer game graphic design course at college and is into japanime. I can't draw a straight line with a ruler (so I use a pencil instead).



Click for bigger (383KB)
(monkey_spanker I AM THE LAW!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# zwhoaz.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# That's rather woosome...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# very nice
could i get into your daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# tsk
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Not with those shoes on.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Errrr

don't be offended but how about fuck right off.
(monkey_spanker I AM THE LAW!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Haha, good answer =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I'm not so sure.
It clearly offers an invitation for intercourse and I presume 'right off' to mean straight away?

That would only be a good answer if it were acceptable to offer up one's children's orifices.



And it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# O_o
You appear to have me there.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Don't worry
he won't be offended :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# but i'm so in touch with my feelings
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# I know, I know
*soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)
# but they bully me
they must all gaz each other and say pick on mongychops, and no one cares, it's so unfair
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I'll protect you
*comforts*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# *lenors*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)
# *bounces*
haha, made myself giggle then!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# 'ning there
long time no 'ning, how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Fine ta
:D

Watching Crufts this evening and giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Me too
I hate Claire Balding and Ben Fogle but watching collies spazz out running through tunnels made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)
# It was the name of the winner that really amused me
Fabulous Willy: bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# He was fabulous though
But how could he not be with his Queer Eye entourage behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Fabulous DAHling!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# The only thing Ben Fogle ever did to make me like him
was when he threw that frisbee across the studio and went "FETCH, Claire!"

I only liked him for a second though. Then I remembered he's a twat. Who none of the dogs liked. Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Awwww
I quite like him. He's kind of posh and dim but affable.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# i'm just starting to ache
parents were here this weekend and my Dad helped me replace all the crappy upstairs doors with natty bi-fold ones which give us more space.

it looks cool, but right now i'm starting to realise how fucked my muscles are going to be tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I prescribe one Radox bubble bath
Stat!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# that is an excellent idea
and i wish i'd thought of it earlier.

if i had one now i'd fall asleep in there and drown. gadzooks.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Ning bird.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Ning bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# i'm fairly clean
though i've yet to be tested from my trip to bangkok and i'm sure she's had worse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Cool
japanime drugs
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# 'ning mate!
I've sent your money.

Can I have the photos back now please?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Ta!
Drat, I've blown it already on this t-shirt (can't remember who's stuff it is)

What photos?
*slams bed-side cabinet drawer shut*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# monstrino de biscuito
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# 'shopped pics only please!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# hahahaha
he finally had cosmetic surgery!
fucking woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# This makes me think "Fox Mulder"
Woo!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Soupoirb
pukka
(monkey_spanker I AM THE LAW!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
i was talking holidays with rik yesterday, we could all have fun
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# budapest!
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Heh!
Good stuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# come on, shopped images only please
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Coffee Mug, consume away the haze
Liquid proof that I can win this race
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# would.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# for
.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# play
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# erogenous
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# crisps
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# coated
in
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# chocolate
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# up
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Splendid!
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# mmmmm coffee
unofficial crutch of amateur insomniacs world wide WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# here are your meth moths

I call the one on the left Chris
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# groovy
maaann.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Is that a purple brundlefly?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# i really like this.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
#

click for source
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I fourt it woz Ricci
Job's a gud'un
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# it is ricci
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Yer, I werz juz confurmin' see
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# probably still would
and woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# ^ this =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Would!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# THIS BURLUDDY WEBSITE
I read your username as something else you were King of.....
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Breasts...
hehehe, happens lots :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Needs moar pr0n
We're allowed to post papnorks, arsecakes and vaginaflanges now.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# No we are not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# We're not?
Odd. Seems that way lately.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# no we aren't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# let it go
his panties are all bunched up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# I'm just confused.
I've been edited for posting pictures of fully clothed girls at 10pm on a Saturday night. Lately there's been a rash of nudity on the board that has gone completely ignored. It's weird.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# it all depends if there's a mod about
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Not just mods. Everyone...
My exorcist Read The Faq pic got the beatdown even though there's no nudity or anything overtly obscene. Countless times have fully clothed LNAs been shouted down as NSFW because of something dumb like "their hand is in a suggestive place."

I'm just wondering if the tolerances have changed? I've got a backlog of more risque work that I never posted 'cause I know it would probably get shouted down as NSFW. I'm not sure if I should perhaps post one or two.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# indded it does
and it depends if it looks like you are looking at porn, which a 10px by 10px shot of tits in a cartoon picture doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Twice in the last week
my daugher has looked over my shoulder as I was looking at B3ta, seen a pic from across the room and yelled "Ewww! Mom! Mark's looking at porn."

That says it all, really.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Yup
I got naughty stepped for 10 days for posting a picture of a fully clothed woman holding a board bearing the legend (o)(o)

It wasn't even sexy looking.

I guess it depends whether the right person likes the image.

On boards I admin I generally have as much trouble controlling stupid ovezealous mods as I do with actual modding.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# And right now we have some guy who's posting an animation
that clearly shows a guy fucking a girl then throwing her into a pool.

( i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/TomHazelgrove/WooYaaaaypool.gif )

I don't care about the actual content. I'm just wondering if the rules have changed or something.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I agree.
You ill note that I replied in negative fashion?

www.b3ta.com/board/6962815
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# yes we aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# No you aren't
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
#
she's done a lot of growing up
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# She looks like me now.
Clearly Micto is in love with me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# clearly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# good work
i never know who these people are
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# 'ning micto
\m/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# aiiiiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# flying the arse flag...
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# oh noes arse bandits!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# technically, arse pirates
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# thank god you corrected me what would the ambassador of thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# you wouldn't be getting any goddamn Ferrero Rocher that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
All for my Garden Ribeana Girl. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# i can smell arse, cap't, due east.

*splices main brace*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Pfffffffft
Thats ace that
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/6962802

link
see there
damn fast sir


(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# 'twas a good idea
so it didn't take much time ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# ye0r
That's INSPIRED!
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# i've been rocking with stick men
what you been up to?
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Looking at this site
www.graphxstaff.com/test/baby/baby.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# best site ever...Fact*
*may not be fact

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
quite scary how Michael Moore resembles an angry baby
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Listening to Prince

on some DEATH STAR speakers I just bought
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Tell me more of these Death Star speakers of which you talk.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# arrr, they're not really DEATH STAR speakers, they just look a bit like one
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6962870

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# steve mcqueen's spacky younger brother!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# steve mcqueen = good
spacky = bad
:)
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# im loving your look of confusion as though its not usual for there to be stickmen on your headstock
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Hehehe
They seem to be enjoying it.
Good stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Today I did a drawing
Rofl
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# yay for the shins and battenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# aww
that's somewhat depressing when the one falls and goes splat

but YAY!
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# You have all the Steve McQueen going on
Which must be better than Steve McFadden
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# zub-zub-zub-zub-zub
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# JANET!
ROCKY!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I like a bit of that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I'll assume we don't need roads where we're going
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
#
it's the M5 southbound! JA JA JA!!!
zub zub zub zub zub zub zub
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# which bit?
it's a big road.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# just...
South of Bristol. A fine road and no mistake.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# isn't that when it starts getting Westbound rather than Southbound?
i hate* to be a pedantic cunt


*lies!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
#
I think you may well be right.

Still...

zub-zub-zub-zub-zub-zub-zub-zub
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# no it's more south, south west.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# **hums radar love**
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# this is ace,
double ace!
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# that is the least annoying spack ever
i actually like :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# i know what you mean
spacks can be wack
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I think she like you
Linked cos people find it NSFW - Fairymuff (as in fair enough :P)
Click for Biggar and unbutchered by optimisation (218k)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
# mmm
would she mind a little rape?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Not sure
Just shout surprise first and it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# but if i shout 'supprise',
it aint rape.. just supprise sex
which is fun aswell...
i shall ask her

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# if you ask her
it's not a surprise
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# But what will she rape with?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# with her eyes!!!
that penatrating gaze

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# COR!
fantastic stuff

TJ: anybody use browser based spam filtering? i'm getting hit quite badly at the moment and i need to do something about it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# any time
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# there is an addon for firefox
that blocks spam
tis pretty good..
i use it but i know not the name
just search the addons

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Want me to link it?
Please don't punch me in the dick :(
Edit: She is purple though... so i didn't think it would be an issue
S'only a bit o arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# nice
she likes me? aw how sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I spy arse!
*flies the arse flag*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hmmm
arse flag
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# *shines thorch in ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# freaky

Ning evryone!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# That is just porn
it's got a cock in it for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# No it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Bloody lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# you can tell from here?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I use
Gaydar
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# mighty good'un if it works on shopped images :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# OH NOES! MOAR PR0N ON T3H BOARD!
Are we allowed to post NSFW now? Seems so.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# try it tomorrow at 9am
and see.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I didn't think the NSFW rule was time sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# It's not
but i didn't think a purple nekkid arse would be too much of an issue.
I'll link if it is demanded of course
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# it's not
technically it's NSFW but i cant be arsed to do anything at the moment.

and i'm not a mod either.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Fuck off.
[EDIT: It's linked now, so you can stop fucking off if you like.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# recoloured pron?
she'll catch cold in her girl bits standing about in teh nuddy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Baa daa baa baaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha!
i actually bought that when it was originally released, to my undying shame.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Heheheh
Noice,
Your subject line... is that the music when you get something good on Zelda?
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Yes,
er... no
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
bloody hell, haven't seen you in an age!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I have been on a sabbatical
i.e. no hummus
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
# well it's good to see you back again
*nods head toward you*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
#
*nods back*
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha
and it's good to have you back sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6962774
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Haha!
ALWAYS keep the receipt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# correcting god's biggest mistakes...
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# there are worse mistakes that god has made
Me for example. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I'm pretty sure he did you on purpose ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I'll do you on purpose
/squeezes out some lube
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# hello miss
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
# It is 'Ms'
actually

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:38, archived)
# can it be milked?
nicely dwarfed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I want one.
nice
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# And they're still bloody useless as a riding animal
I want to go to the shops on one of these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ahahha
HAHahahha






hahahahahha amazing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# damnit
i've been meaning to do this!
Edit: Woo!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 2:47, archived)
# H-H-H-Hancock


Click it for bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Is your sig that song from
Bedknobs and Broomsticks?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# It is
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)
# ohh
I like the contrast alot

very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# It was originally
just going to be a black and white image, but once I'd done it I decided to try my hand at colouring again.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# hello dave!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Hello Dai!
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
# :)
nice sig, you spod!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# It's been that for ages
I just never post!
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# fair do's!
when i posted i was thinking 'harry potter'
but i quickly realised it was bedknobs & broomsticks, so it's less shit than i thought
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] HASHASHAHHASHAH


Scooby Doo. Gerrit ??? LOL :)))
(MNNNNGGH, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Have you seen the size of them sammidges he eats??
His poo should be ENORMOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
#
That's easily a two-hander there.
(MNNNNGGH, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)

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