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# is it art?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:18, archived)
# yes!
One art please!
*Waves $100 bill in the air*
(User(23,92), Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:19, archived)
# WALLPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPER IT!
this is incredibly cute you bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:19, archived)
# What size d'ya want?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:20, archived)
# 1440 x 900
pleasey

:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)
# :)
Bigness!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)
# thank you
very much sah!!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# bigness.
Pleasethankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)
# I'm rather tempted,
But I think Penolope might get angry if I replace her.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Penelope Cruz?
*gets a carrot*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:23, archived)
# yup!
thinking of her eyesight are you? That's rather nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Family guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Hahaha, i remember that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?*
How have I missed this?

* my best impression of Chris.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)
#
1280 by 1024 please bob
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)
#
80x44 CGA Please -- ASCII format if at all possible
~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# THIS
Hard.

In a basement.

In the dark.

To a soundtrack of chains clanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Regulars are the only people that should be allowed to post.
I have decided.

This am woo. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:19, archived)
# thank ye, cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:20, archived)
# ^ this
.... shit.

I'd best find a good place to lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:35, archived)
# look out for the invisible one behind him!
oh how rude of me, 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Is that not a bigger monster in itself?
at least you know where you stand with monsters.

And that am very Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)
# *gets tearful
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)
# aww, you mushy git.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:48, archived)
# excellent! :D
But I couldn't resist.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)
# that is slightly less invisible than the one i suggested might be there
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)
# haha awesome too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)
# *gets a poker*
I watched the Hogfather last night. It's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)
# THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
Ace!
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)
# i do declare!
that's rather woosome
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)
# sunday = weirdness
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)
# y'know, that's rather funky!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# 'sup?
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)
# This needs a reply
woo
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:20, archived)
# ready steady COCK!
(rupertgayhat, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I can make your mouth run dry
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Now that's a trick I'd pay money to see
or at least a decent handfull of bumfluff
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:12, archived)
# *imagined you in ladies underwear and a feather boa on a podium saying that*
To a club entirely filled by 17 year old boys looking frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)
# you've seen my show?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:20, archived)
# It's stupendous.
I was moist the entire way through.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)
# aren't you always moist anyway? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# top cock not healthy
needs more magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:12, archived)
# or a wash...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:14, archived)
# eeeeuuuggghhg
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)
# its meant to be ainslys cock! black guys have black cocks
dont they??????
(rupertgayhat, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)
# no
thats a myth, all cocks come in magenta
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Actually not all the time.
Sometimes they can be quite a bit lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:18, archived)
# interludes
(creem all over your face, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
# NO.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm new to B3TA
I take it the requirement to shop an image is no longer a requirement?
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)
# paintmashes can be allowed.
Must have lashings of hummus or talent though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# 'k
:p
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# this^
my first two or three pictures were done in paint, but i hastily moved into gimp
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:06, archived)
# If I post an image from work it's a paintmash
But it's a rareity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:07, archived)
# My very first image was on a free download of PSP
and it was FP'd! These days the standard is a lot higher but getting a decent free download of PSP is still possible.

Paintmashing just aint trying :)
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)
# ive herd only good things about PSP
and a mate offered a cracked version, but gimp has so far offered me everything ive needed/wanted, so i see no point in changing
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:12, archived)
# You can buy the latest PSP for £24 off Amazon
Silly not to really as legal software opens your way to making money from your art.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Bugger
I paid full price from PC World.

damn, another name on the "death" list
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)
# meh
im not doing alot of fiddleing with pictures atm anyway, revising like a bitch for the next month, then ill start playing again
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)
# you got a link??
is it an actually psp or an imaginary one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Should be a real one
I only buy legal stuff, silly to pay for shit pirate copies

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B000HL5FQ6/ref=pd_bbs_sr_olp_1/202-5503198-3254269?ie=UTF8&s=gateway&qid=1177867776&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I've bought PSP v11 recently but it was about £50
I think you can still get older versions for free from the website. The first one I used was a freebee from one of those PC mags (PC Pro I think).

PSP seems to do everything you need except animation.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)
# PSP9 comes with Animation Shop
still one of the simplest and most effective Gif animation packages about. Not sure why they ditched it for the later versions. But you can still buy it seperately from the Corel website.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)
# I actually have v9 somewhere...
I think I'll re-load that and use V11 for just images.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:24, archived)
# how much is a legit copy of Anim Shop?
I use a slightly *cough* version at the moment, but would like a proper one. It does rock the animatronics house.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)
# :P
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(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)
# That is just ace on a cake
You sir, are a god.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)
# please.
you give me too little credit.

/Zap Brannigan
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:23, archived)
# not as such, but it is nice to have a little hummus


just a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# It never has been as far as Im aware.
"funny pictures" seems to be the criteria.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:08, archived)
# You're more dead to me than your dead Mother.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# *no7 on ignore ;ist
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# *checks calendar*
im rising, mine says there's still two days to go....
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:07, archived)
# i cant bloody read that 2nd panel
.
(rupertgayhat, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Dear mrs. ibetyourgay
your son is falling behind the rest of the class and cannot even produce readable comic strips, we are moving him into the remedial or "ignored" class.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)
# he's also the 'smelly kid'
please buy him some soap.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)
# They showed off the first pics of the Iron Man movie today.
Showing the main guy and his "prototype" Iron Man suit. So I thought I'd give everyone a sneak peak at the final model...



Sorry for immense lack of 'shopping, but it didn't really need much.

Edit: Whats the best way to optomise jpgs?
(MrBeansHoliday, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# pffft
hold on, 232K?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!!!!!

er, optimise fella, here, swap it for this one www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/ironman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# yay! Kryton!
Toasty wherever you are, have you done a Kryton?

edit: do i mean kryton or kryten?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Alright, toastperson!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ello missy
good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Yup
I got a yellow top, I am happy.

Vous?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# No yellow top for me
But I have bought a cracking book on game art, drunk alot and watched Bjork's live set at Coachella which was fucking awesome.

And to top it off I found the old Bjork and Skunk Anansie footage from Top of the Pops (the one they aren't allowed to show again because it scared so many viewers) :D

Here if you never saw it www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQzRFwVFIKU
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Oooh, I shall in a mo!
It's just buffering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)
# that makes my toats happy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)
# I think I came cos o that
but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)
# brilliant :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# That's acetacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
# ha awesome
why isnt it zombied? aside from being a robot thingy...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# er, because I only zombie normal people
and do non-zombie pictures than zombie ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:08, archived)
# i know
i cant think of a good reason for saying it...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)
# that is great
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Oh, the first Kryten was dire.
That PVC suit thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# And the lips...
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Oh yes!
Ningaling dearie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
# pffft
I hope they make a good job of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# You are straining my already limited bandwidth.
*stays in bunker sadenned by the lack of care shown today


*edit
nicely ninjad
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)
# fuck me
i hadn't noticed that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# why thank you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# My goodness.
T'are a bit big, aren't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
#
Yeah, well at least I didn't post the 4.5meg animated morph.
(MrBeansHoliday, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)
# you could still try a bit of image optimisation
it doesn't hurt... promise.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
# may as well have done,
christ on a stick, link it or optimise.
i'm pretty sure you've read the faq.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)
#
I changed it to the optimised one some guy posted. Sorry, I thought people had broadband here. Whats good software for optimisation anyway? I'm a noob at art stuff.
(MrBeansHoliday, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:06, archived)
# most shoppy software will do optimisation.
and you might want to read the FAQ, since you obviously haven't yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)
# i bet you've seen bigger
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha
smee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Actually,
that photo from Iron Man came out last week. This week there was a photo of the man minus the suit...

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Text on an image


Coz real vectors confuzzle me
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I have no idea what that means or even says
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)
# he is suggesting
that his dog's sense of smell is so good it can tell your IP address by sniffing a cable in Basildon
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# quick lesson
ips are internet protocol addresses. it's how your computer connects to other sites.
(eneville, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)
# this^
+what a Strange Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# ^This
It's been very hit and miss hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Because
its not some random kitten found on the internet with text on it.
And possibly because our not in a pub
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# *sigh*
2 comments on my image and it gets knocked down by this...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# your image is redexing for me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I clicked and commented, so shut up!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# No one even bothered commenting on mine
I thought my manipulation of the logo was ok too :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# major RIS from me, otherwise I might
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# The current Playstation advertising slogan is
"This is Living"

Last month to launch the God of War 2 game in Greece a dead goat was laid out as part of a feast type display and competition (eat warm offal to win a PS3 or something).
It's front page of the Daily Mail today.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# how utterly bizarre
i shall write to my MP
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Yeah, yours deserved far more attention


...haha! God, I love sarcasm.
(MNNNNGGH, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Yays! Teeeeeeeexxxxxxxtttt!
If vectors confuse you, get a vector plugin for your image application! :D (BTW, does such a thing actually exist?)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# See the author's previous posts today.
Xara one-click vectoring.

Just looks like a filter really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:07, archived)
# That was
kinda the whole point of the original post - I didnt understand the point of a lot of the vectors - as they looked like a photo with a filter applied - but the board was "nicer" this morning
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:24, archived)
# NO.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] POPE JOHN PAUL!
(creem all over your face, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Free advice of the day...
Black text on a dark/black background is not so easy to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)
# *heads for the bunker
*makes tea
*thinks happy thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Any extra room in your bunker?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Why am I looking at your Pope?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# probably because you don't have your own pope to look at
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# This is really rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Has it bindun yet?

Bad advertising? Front page of a Sunday paper, so I would say not.

Wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# While
I understand there is a bloke wearing a dead animal - I dont get it - I would say RIS but I dont know what it stands for
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Although
It does remind me of a bloke who sell's used cars I did a web site for a while back.
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Responsible Imatation Sundries. Fact*



*fact
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)
# TuTT's acronym was better, if more painful
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:06, archived)
# which one was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Rectal Insertion Scorpion, iirc
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Rectally Inserted Scorpian?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Sony advert for a new computer game
The blood is fresh goats blood
specially killed for the advert
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# why did you
cut out the hottie on the left with the painted bra on??
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# because they liked that aspect of it
Typical Daily Mail, get all annoyed and outraged over some aspects but sneak off for a wank over others.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Ahh - Daily Mail
that explains it - I never read the papers only online stuff - Im scared of daylight
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:06, archived)
# it's reported in various places online
here for instance www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269087,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)
# thats where
i got the daily mail link from. put it on /links this moring!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Ahhh
Makes sense now

*clicks* - I originialy thought it was something to do with the "I am a plastic shopping bag" thing
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:14, archived)
# beep
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

My Site
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahah!
Laughing... too much... to ... click...
*recovers*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)
# hahaha
clicks
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# it's the reversing back over them that did it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# hahahaha!!
love it!!!

got my test on thursday....cock!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbo314 is drunk on, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Passed mine today
12 minors. I am a hazard to motorists. =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tamashii the other beige meat., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Ha
And pedestrians apparently.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 21:51, archived)
# based on a true story (not really)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:41, archived)
# So he used a flannel, right?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)
# i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd buy one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Woo!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# HELL YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I'll take 8!
/wise investing blog
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
# cool!
thats awesome! who is it?
(eneville, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Nyeeeeeow!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Hahah!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# 1-0 for the german shepherd
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# strange
the popemobile's gone a bit zardoz
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
thankfully no Sean Connery in red pants/ponytail combo in sight
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Severe Popeage
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I like this a lot
hahahhahhahahhahahaa
(Sun King ga ga ga ga ga, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)
# heat seaking Mitres? the sneaky fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
# arf!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# My other puppy
was miffed I hadnt done a fake vector of her and posted it on the interweb

(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# *Starts humming the Blue Peter theme
"get down shep"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I've heard peanut butter works...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:41, archived)
# can i be the 8493850989483209th person to ask why in particular ginger girls are FTW today?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# great
you found a one click method in xara. Your mother will be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Fucking Penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I only see one penguin
and it's not fucking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I see no ships!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Better put that tissue away then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I'm holding on to it
just in case, you know, someone decides to post the promised pics
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Frosty wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# facts^
hahahhhhhhha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# This makes me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# /\ this
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Sundays....
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# oh my
b3ta.com/board/7138385
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# peapeapea
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Its not a pea!
Might be a bindun tho...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# noooo...mine is a pea...not yours,,,silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Just saw this on your page
Excellenty
(strontium190, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# wet zombie action!

Buy my Book, you know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# ooh dead and Moist
let me at her
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# even in death zombies have accidents?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Im rather tempted to buy a book
what exactly is in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# That picture 50 times
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# 50 zombie pictures
32 B3tans, 3 or 4 friends from other places and 14 made up zombies.

Plus a bonus zombie identification guide at the back and some nice layout-ness

All in super glorious ultra shiny print quality
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# am i in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:11, archived)
# zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Oi Happy!
Have you read the "Handbook to surviving a zombie attack" and "World War Z"? If not I heartily recommend
(strontium190, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# The acid test is does anyone recognise her?
(strontium190, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:05, archived)
# she's
BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# the lass i kicked out of my bed this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# she's off making the tea int she?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)
# yeah
and by kick I mean "left in whilst I went off to make breakfast in bed for her, like the bitch I am"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# you woke up still pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)
# no, Just started drinking really early so as not to see the true nature of the beast
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# a beer with a fry up is the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# or a "Champagne Breakfast" as it as known as in these parts*
*my place
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# mum ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Thats my Cuking wife...how very DARE you sir!
Pistols at dawn?



WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# is it the bird from
charmed?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Rose Mcgowan!
Phwoar!
But I don't think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Your Mum?
It's Kate Green isn't it.


I have no idead who kate Green is, but That's what the filename says.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)
#
www.hundredthwoman.com/media/KateGreenBWHeadshot.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# well spotted sir
in other news, did you see your ant I abused?

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/b3ta/jpg/deviantcol.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# that's fab on both accounts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Don't know who she is, but I probably would
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)
# the Lollipop lady
that stands by the Post Office?
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)
# you have a (possibly) naked lollipop lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# of course not..
why would she be naked?
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# because clothes would get in the way of the lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# that bird what is in lost?

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Kate Beckinsale?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# That's some ace work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Happy toast is the winner!!!!
And for that I will email you he rnumber...or are you spoken for?
(strontium190, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I am, but you never know, If she's up for a threesome we could sort something out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Yes.
But I couldn't tell you who she was.

Top vectoring!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Nice pic
but she's an evil bugger to kitties....
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:30, archived)
# hahahahah w/y/h
hitting stop at the right moment gave me the pfffts
(moondust, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# She's just misunderstood
I'll forgive her
(strontium190, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# HA HA HA
WOOOO!!!!
YAY!!!
HOUPLA!!!
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!
( 4 )
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I'm watching this at the same time as listening to
Deelites "groove is in the heart" even funnier if thats possible
(strontium190, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# bunny
teeth
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Funch.


source
EDIT: Some NSFW banners on the source site.

Not quite up to Mr. Hin's level yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:05, archived)
# she is rather too thin :(
(in the source image)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Ha, noice!
These big handed / small bodied people are freaking me out, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I find they make ones cock look small.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Just be confident that it didn't actually shrunk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)

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