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# HELLO WHJAT DOS RIS MIN?
HELLO? WAT DOS RIS MEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# DOSE I MIN
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# MEEN
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
#
DOES EVIN
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Oh baldy, what happened here?
You bored?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Yes.
And I just didn't think it was fair that we get asked this every five minutes by flids when it's you people that say it. I am playing the role of Karma.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *glees*
Can I be the front end of the panto horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# YES.
PANTO B3TA YES
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# You be the fairy godmother
and I'll be Jesus.
Now all we need is a girl to play Oliver and somebody to wear the Aladin suit.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Suddenly being the back end doesn't sound so bad...
'lo droogles!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Oh you :)
'ning Weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Yea I guess RIS doesn't actually make sense on /talk
Unless they're really stupid.
In which case we don't want them anyway so they get packed into trucks and send to your side of the boarder.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I am sorry I stopped calling you a cunt for several hours yesterday :(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
#
img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/davew27/Happy_Venn.png
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# .
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# 
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(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *converts to Voronoi diagram*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i like your rebelious signature
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I'm sticking it to the man!
and he has to pay extra if he wants to stick it back to me
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# ASCII Art,
very clever!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# you are a fail
if only your mother had challenged the rules regarding abortion in ireland for potentially braindead children.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# It's still not to late to abort, you know...
*fetches Sharpened Coathanger of Doom*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# preemptive euthanasia
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Sorry.
I'm RISing this post - it seems to be written in a foreign language.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Deary me
20,000,000 sperm present at your conception and yours won!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7152253
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
HELLO? WAT DOS RIS MEEN? I'm a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Stroke me until I feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# c'mon now, you I'm not that sort of guy
but I'll give it a suck if you go and have a wash first
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ROFFLE!!
I fucking love you.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I BET IS BEEF
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# really interesting statement
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# *mind blows*
that is the best thing i have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *wants blue flashy eye wank version*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *wants a million pound*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *stilll wants blue flashy eye wank version*
*a million pounds would be nice too*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# you'll have to ask Freebies
it's his anim
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# This almost makes the thread worth while
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# you're so naughty

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# you know what's funny about it?
nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# RIS....hmmm thats a tricky one
imho: "Im too lazy to even ask what you are on about but i want a stat for this post"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwwwooorrrr.... Look at the bacon 'n eggs on 'er


not been done yet??
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Seamless.
Also, fugly.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i've seen worse
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# So have I, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# i like her
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# You would
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# meaning!?!?
:D

i have great taste
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Apparently not.
Go to your room.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# i don't mind!
i've left Lisa Riley chained up in there....

*storms off to room*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
#
couldn't find a source pic of a frying pan with aforementioned edibles to manipulate into pic.

its a quickie O_o ! What do ya expect!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I expect it not to be a quickie.
If it's shit, don't post it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# whatever happened to quality of the joke?
*nevers posts a paint image again*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Fair enough about quality of joke
but cutting out a square in paint and putting it on top of another picture... well it's unimaginative.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# fucking nazi
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Jawohl.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
#
there ye are. a fucking frying pan with some bacon and eggs in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# tall lily allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# JINX!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# touch wood!
*touches wood*
private padlock
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# is that
Lilly allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# the sister of Brian Peppers has been found!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Carol Vorderman's his sister?
well I never
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I endorse this comment
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# seams
and bacon and eggs doesnt rhyme with vagina

pearoast from last night, jus too late for the old compo, since I didn't realise it was wednesday. I really enjoyed making it. Made me nostalge for when TV was good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# thats some fine work considering you're using a head dobber!
*takes dobber away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# haha thanks i think
*uses nose*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I would buy these like a shot! *covets*
'ningnong
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# 'ning!
you are a lady!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# O_o
that's a bad chat up line, even for you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *checks bewbz*
yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# 'ning
and I agree. these things must be made.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Brucie alone would have swung it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I'd make Virgo and Barrymore have a scuffle
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Virgo would win easy
Walker would leather them both though
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# That's ace.
John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu

That's John Fas-sharn-noo coming up later.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Butterface!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# i forsee the compo
as a series of crudely thrown together images of ladies and their cockney atrubutes in a thin disguise to get saucy ladies posted on the baord.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *suspects you to be correct*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hows the injury?
all healed?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I wish.
It's still in plaster at the moment.

This annoys me, because the sleeves on my new top are too narrow to get the cast inside, so I can't see if the bastard thing fits.
I wish I could cut it off but B_E won't let me :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# just say it fell off.......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I don't think she'd buy that.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# just say lack of use made your muscles atrophy
and it sled off.
do i have to think of everything?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# i meant slid.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# 'toboggan'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Is correct
x100000000
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Gaaaah!
Still trying to find space to back up all my data!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# have you tried
many shoeboxes lined up with cotton wool inside?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I've ever tried using tribbles!
Think it's going to work this time though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# yay
thank science for shoeboxes!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# That's Teri Summers, a pr0n star I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I do not
want to see the above woman rectally rooted. I shall now avoid her name as I would the plague.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# ^this.
Explains why she has no charm though.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# mindpiss
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Da-daaaa-da-daaaaa
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Pint Guv?
Nah, 8 of em so SHUT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hehehe
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# haha!
Did this one win the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# i think it made the popular page
but it wasn't mentioned in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Bastards
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Wonderful!
Beautifully done indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Why thank you
I was going to do domething along the lines of Mutt and Jeff, but it was too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# These are non flying daleks btw

I have the drawing ability of a 5 year old...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Seamless!
Woo to teh punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Erm
seams don't even come into it.

Paintless, maybe.
I think it's great regardless :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# by the way
ivesb has been caught out by other b3tans.
his grand total must be in the twenties!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Ah figures
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# that does it!
*takes belt off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# your trousers have fallen down
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *shuffles after with semi on*
RRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *walks backwards slowly looking bemused*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *shuffles faster with a full on erection*
Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# nah
8 at least.

your posts are getting geeky.

however, puntastic nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# hehe
i've been here too long i think!
*edit* I need help...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Pffft.
I wish I had the drawing ability of a 5 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# nyuk nyuk nyuk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# haha
that's their booze run to Calais up the creek then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# hehe
yep!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Ta-daaaaa!


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Knob knees?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# no...
cock knees
(Slacker, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# That's what we call
a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# no it's not
it was just hummusless racism.

behave your nasty self. 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I am not racist!
When was I racist?

*behaves anyway* and 'ning back to you.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I wasn't accusing you of being racist.
I was just nonsensing.

But your reaction suggests you're racist. Are you subjigating a minority under your desk at this moment?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Damn straight.
He's been under there for four days now. Still hasn't got my fucking New Rocks clean.

*kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# i know i am
he keeps my feet warm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# A Joke?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# One of them things
that you say and people go 'ha ha'.

Or in my case stay totally silent and leave the room, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# *leaves room*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# hurrah
*gets out jaffa cakes*

ning ivesy ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# hiya!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *tchaw*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I don't know why
but I find this to be hilarious.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# haha
he seems to have had some splashback though
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# *rolls out the barrel*
NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# late again....


he never learns
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent stuff!

Nice work on the spray effect...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
wasn't expecting splatter.

now do it with the line of them
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# haha
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# thats cocking amazing!
how do you get your gifs to run so smoothly?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# er, use more frames maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# this was my answer
but it was your question.

as in, positted to you.

why do i just keep on typing?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# i'm on it
*breaks dbroons fingers with hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *buys head-dobber*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I have the same problem
it's called "trying to be friendly", there's not enough of it in the world if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I agree
*communes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# what the worls needs now,
is love, sweet love.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# that's just the sort of thing
there's just
too little of
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# needs more touretts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWYeAeG4wfU&mode=related&search=
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# wonderful
you are a genious
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# The T1000 has really changed in the last 15 years
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# wicked!
it reminds me of a lemming walking into something nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# hehe
excellent splatter
(I helped save b3ta! onemushroomhunting wombling free since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# WOO!
that blood seems to seep into the ground quite quickly, maybe you have a cenobite living under your lawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# probably something to do with my watered down, weak veggie loving blood
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# that might be it
it just lacks any viscosity.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# aha
needs more cheesewire a la 'the cube'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# That's definitely
one of my top 5 bits of comedy film gore. And also one of the best starts to any film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# :D
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# WOO!
YAY!
HOOPLA!

This is the business, hurrah!!!!

Have clicks aplenty!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning!!!
*sexes blatantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# DrZaarlon Says:
This Anim Wins Teh Day!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# that's bloody wonderful!
I salute you!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# wow and woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] .
a bad case of minge blight.
(I helped save b3ta! onemushroomhunting wombling free since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Would you Adam 'n' Eve it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# *Draws in MSPaint*
Also: Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ahhh
'blunt'
got it.
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Apologies for the TJ/Pea, but I need to set the stage for a follow up
RUN! QUICK! IT'S SAUSAGES FOR TEA! COME ON!

I do hope there's enough to go round


last night's post - www.b3ta.com/board/7150854
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Yay!
Save me some!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# haha!
cool
although its a bit slow and jerky on my work computer...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# the one in the blue t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# the one with the girly run?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# And the bad hair.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I want sausages now.
Might have to go and get a sausage sandwich.

Oh and has anyone ever tried to change their email address on MySpace?
They send a confirmation email to your OLD address, not your new one.
What are you meant to do if it's not active any more?
Useless bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Myspace is just like tax
It's horrible, but everyone has to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *tries to reach animation bar*
*can't*

woo and 'ning and woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
#
Why is the link to teh edit page?
(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Good question.
Toasty, why have you linked to the edit button on your original post?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# yes this
PLANK
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I wondered that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# The oddest thing is
it appears possible to edit his post.

Might have to try that...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# tried.
doesn't let you =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Hah
trust you :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
#
it doesnt work, i tried it out of curiousity by adding another D. its not there after posting.
(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# i remember edit.....
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Try this:
207.44.242.20/board

And no, no horses.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# thanks mate but it still won't remain logged in
:(
where's B_E lately?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# She's at home
with no desire to come on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# aw :(
she a larf!
have we upset her?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Not you as such
one particular person.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# not me though?
phew!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# No
not you.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# who then?
you can tell me on the quiet if you don't want the board to know..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# and how would he do that?
type really really small?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Good question...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# email me you clumsy numpty!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# oops, ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# sausages you say!
hang on a second, they're not cardbaord veggie sausages are they?

i've been had like that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# no, sawdust and old bean flavour
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# bah!
*shakes fist at your wanton hippy sausages*

*throws hammer through window*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# i rather like that
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha
winnar! 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# 'ning db!
how the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# no bad thanks
been working my socks off recently and I'm at a bit of a loss as to this challenge being that I'm a non-cockney minority.

how you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# not too bad
but i'm being forced to play trainer for a new boy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# 'ello db
how've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# yeh not too bad
just a bit stressed with work. was wanting to get everything done this month so I could go to Rock Im Park music festival in nuremberg but it's looking ominous

Edit: and how do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I'm good mate.
suffering from a couple of sports injuries and have got to brave the lunchtime bank queues today.

I hate lunchtime bank queues. they take like an hour so you don't have time to eat. I might buy a sandwich and eat it while queueing.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# good call
although i would always go for a cheese and onion pasty. if i was in britannia.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Good call.
Greggs pasties got me through some tough times, Cheese and Onion or chicken were my weapons of choice
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ahah
nicely done

she should go to an STD clinic though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# i was wondering how long it would take for these ones :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Put it back on!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# he could use it to cover his grusome visage.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# mmm
flesh masks ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha
this would make a much less sickening music video than the real one
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I just snorted out loud at that
yup, I SnOled
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hha
that's wwoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# that's a lovely double whammy
(I assume it's both A&E and Blunt)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# erm... wasn't intended
...but is now :]
(I helped save b3ta! onemushroomhunting wombling free since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Haha!
How very Monty Python.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] A whole week of Cockney?


Are you pulling my badly optimised jpeg?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
#
edit: hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# how old are you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
#




32
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*administers 32 slightly too hard punches to micotoboys back*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *loads cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Happy Birthday to you!
Squashed bannanas and stew
Bread and butter down the gutter
umm...and you look like one too!

swish
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# 'Appy birfday
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# JACK. (Sorry...)
Just logged in. Have we all seen and got bored with this vid of the mona lisa in MSPaint?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# That's pretty awesome
what I bothered watching of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Well, yeah - likewise!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Neat.
Doesn't beat that mario video on the links board at the moment.
I laughed for like 20 mins at that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Where is she now...
NSFW Warning... this picture may contain an arse!

click here
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# edit, not delete
for future reference
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# ^this.
Log on and this is the first thing I see...


'Ning all! How is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# alright, i suppose
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I'm ok.
Bit late for work this morning due to queuing at the post office, which is becoming all too common...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I'm fine
how are you?


I've forgotten my ftp upload details and I can't get on to alter my website - grrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# diddy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I'm cool :) See above.
Contact your host...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# check your old emails for your account info, it's probably in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I do have them written down, in mty wallet
which is on top of the fridge




at home
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# morning!

Grr..I have this all the time. Dozens of accounts, and changing servers all the time. I really need a secretary to take care of these things :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Of sound hearing, thank you very much!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# i'm sick of having this bloody new boy following me around.
it's hard enough for me to pretend to be busy,
but with someone else in tow!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# You are the Artful Dodger
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# consider yourself one of the family!
the board is very musical today!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Are you in trainer mode today then?
I hate that. With a passion. Thankfully I've only ever had to do it once.

Oh yeah, found a link you might be interested in: xrl.us/veqs
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# oh you BASTARD!
i'd forgotton about that!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
*adds to list for 9th time*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# hahahaha
it's more like 13th or 14th time
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# shaddapayourmouth!
*clips round ear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# It's 9th :)
Have a look at my profile for all the others...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'lo!
it's my birthday today, i brought cake
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
Cake is always good. What type?

*edit*
Fucking hell I'm rude.
Happy birthday too, you ginger cunt :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# doughnuts and brownies
and i got a sracastic card from my cow orker who's noticed how much i b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Oops.
Ah well. Hopefully brownies will do much to ease his pain.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# happy birthday old man!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Yea what is he now? like 39? 40?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# 46
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Happy Birthday micto!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Happy
Birthday : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Ok
ta!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7151852
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I do feel a bit sorry for the non-Brits with this compo
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# i'm a brit and i'm rissing...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# nat king cole = dole
it should be rock and roll = dole though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I thought that was just the North Londoners that used "rock n' roll"
The "Scots" or whatever they call themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# ahhh!!
got it.
hows you misery guts?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# i would say
nat king cole = hole

ie "i got my nat king last night"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# hmm.
how's you mink boy?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# not bad ive not bad
how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# i'll be better when the new boy has sodded off our other hospital
and out my way!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# ditto
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# rock and roll?
dole?
(prostheses, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# non-brit?
Non-Londoner morelike.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# a little experiment
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# =D
I loved that game
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# cheeky pea from last night


And woo to your pic, I remember that game : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# mmmmONE eighties pop band singer...
mmmmmTWO eighties pop band singers....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Nice Crash (if you know what I mean)
Crash Team Racing on the PS1 was/is great fun
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# he's big in Japan
but i can't stand him!

nice vectorage though :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# But its easy when you're big in Japan...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# i'm big in japan.

mind you i'm 6 foot, and most japanese are tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# may be that was so in 1942 mate....
i'm 6"2 and did not feel tall at all in Osaka
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I think you're turning Japanese, I think you're turning Japanese
I really think so
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I'm Ian Brodie
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Woo!
Like!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# a rat-trap should take care of that.
SNAP!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# nice work bruv
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# fanks bruv
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# ggggnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# it certainly took some pushing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# sounds like he need more fiber
it's probably a bad diet, what with being on the road all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
#
littlest hobo blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# maybe tomorrow i'll want to settle down
maybe tomorrow i'll just keep moving on.
that programme made me cry my eyes out when i was a nipper!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# *administers EX-LAX*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I know this one!
Scatwoman!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] OOF


'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# awww
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# What an oblidging young lady!
woo.

'ning mate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# laaaaaaaavly!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# 'ello Minky!
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# 'ey up weaselly
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# not too bad mate. Nursing a plethora of unrelated injuries
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# feeling a bit groggy today, reckon i'm coming down with something.
how did you get injured?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Startings of a cold/flu?
www.b3ta.com/board/7152015
*edit* and my back aches. And I'm at work. I donno, maybe my body is telling me that I shouldn't have got up this morning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# yeah i reckon so
you're bodies telling you that you're too old to be playing lacrosse dude =D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# or just too spazzy =D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Cor blimey ... nice brass !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Ah hahahahahahahahahahaha
That cat is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# heheh quite.
For Zank Frappa:
IT'S TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Thanks Geoff
as thruppenny bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Mmmmm......Bikini Joos.

(Drawn yesterday. Didn't have time to post)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Braw!
I love bikini season!
and she seems to love her joos.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Sluuuurrp!
Saw this one on your site - is lubly!

See you at bristol then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# do you mind if i ask what you do with all these wonderful sketches?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Some I sell.
Some I keep.
Some I feed to the poor.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# please sir
can i 'ave some more?

*holds out bowl*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *hits with ladle*
*breaks out into song*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *pinches watch*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *pinches ear*
♫ put that back ♪
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
#
♫laaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?ô
cool
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ô?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# the other note didn't work!
hang on
?ô
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ♫ and ♪
= ♫ and ♪
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# lets see...
♪
♫
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# thanks
the poor like cat food
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# woo!
Joos is niyes.


(minor TJ: Can someone suggest a font that looks good as the text in a "tesco value" image? I can't seem to find one that fits. I promise it's not in order to make loads of un-funny board posts. It's for a t-shirt.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Comic Sans!
er, I donno, Arial?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# if I ever use comic sans
in a non-ironic way
it will be a dark day.

I hate that font and all its weasely kin. (no offense to weasels)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Well obviously
Tescos Value Font!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# ouch
/walked into that one blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Arial Black with a bit of tweaking
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# didn't have time to post.
i likely story!
you've only just done it! admit it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I finished it at 4:59pm yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# well..........
lies!!
*beats with 2 feet of hose*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *feels mildly aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# mildly?!
=(
you are my wife.
aicmfp
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# your wife gets aroused when you beat her with hose?

mine would call the police and have me sectioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# thats why you remove their tounges and lock them under the stairs!
sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Doh!
i am a fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# it's ok its not too late!
here, take my tounge-b-gone tongs....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# she'll get bugs up her bumbum
Grasegrape! I'm having to reinstall my PC! Oh, sorry, how rude, woo and 'ningles everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'ningles ghosty!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Just backing up my My Documents
The sods taking 27 minutes and that's without the audio files!


Gah! I just knocked the enter key when I was checking how long I had left. Have to start again now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# we have no access to our main work drive!!!
Wh00p!

and all the managers are away on a 2 day course!
Wh00p! Wh00p!

I've got tomorrow off work to celebrate the lovely Queen of Hat's Birthday!!
Wh00p! Wh00p! Wh00p!

*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# hooray!
and happy b3tairthday to mrs hats!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Do you really need to back up all the pr0n too?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Don't be silly!
That's on a separate drive:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 9.2 GB if chickboy pron doesn't back itself up you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# where's the foot and finger gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# nowhere
They're just not participating due to injury
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# ouch!
how did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Lacrosse one way or another.
Hurt my foot off a jump shot and cut my finger while trying to repair my stick.
Thus I'm limping and typing is awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# lacross is dangerous

you should take up martial arts, it's far safer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning spectre!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# nice
wide child bearing hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# erm
kitten bearing hips.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# well
bearing hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# what do you do when you wana have a poo
in an English country gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAr~den?

pull down your pants and smothercate the ants
in an English country GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!den
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Remember to do the pause before 'garden'
Or you will be under bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Oooh lovely
Now draw a curvy milkmaid!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Another
in the increasing line of 'things talking' cartoons. Sorry about the length of it.

HOPEFULLY(!) my bandwidth issues are sorted today, so feel free to Clank Biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# ankles!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i like it
and not just because it makes me think of Nacho Libre!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Yet to see that.
Naploleon Dynamtie was great, but I think I'll wait for Sky to start showing NL. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# i loved it
i had low expectations and was pleasantly surprised
it's got a really nice Charm all of it's own

and it only cost me a penny to rent! whoop!
other than that LSD laced fizzy cola bottle i bought from dodgy Dave's corner shop,
it's been the best penny i've ever spent :P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Are we talking Napoleon Dynamite or Nacho Libre here?
'Cos ND was painfully overhyped for me.
My friends seem to overhype a lot of films. its shite.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Nacho!! Nacho man!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Yea I liked Nacho.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# i was surprised he kept that accent up for the entire flick
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Haha yea
Although it quickly died whenever he sang =D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# alot of people sing without their accent
it's strange
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Like amy winehouse
She's textbook strange
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# and textbook stick thin as well
she looks like she need a good meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I can't decide if I would or not.
But yea. she is a little skinny
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# i would have the fear of breaking her
or knicking her oversized head off of her sholders.

she like one of those bobble headed figures
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# they tried to make me eat at Nandos
but i said, no! no! no!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# i watched ND without seeing any hype about it
and was pleasently surprised, it is a nice pop culture film for it's generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# i liked trying to figure out
if his brothers new girlfriend was really a bloke
although i don't think she was...

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# i'm sure she is a woman
but she is very much the built like an amazon princess.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# lucky swine....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# mmmmmm
Super sexy nun.
She was lully
(Alexander Graham Smell, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha
I bet that burns.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Yay!
More of this nonsense! More Boffo!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# ... and you might ask yourself ...
David Byrne
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# oh dear!
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# watching the days go by
woo yay flowing underground

same as it ever was
SAME AS IT EVER WAS!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# david byrne appears to be see through
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# now do the shotgun shack!
why is it that just the word LICE makes you scratch your noggin?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *scratches balls*
i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*points at baldy!*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Works with louse too:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Not Rovers...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# The beautiful people, the beautiful people!

It's all relative to the size of your steeple
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# now there's a blast from the past
*goes back in time to the land of the scary Goth ex-girlfriend*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# its not the size of the steeple,
its the cock on top........
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Hahah!
Oh, and I gazzed you those nekkid source pics you were after the other day.
Sorry it took so long, I had to wade through loads of them to find the right ones
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
see profile see profile!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# she's kidding with him
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Stop ruining my dream!
I was happy in my ignorance!
'lo freebs
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# leave the poor boy alone!
my mum should email you this afternoon so you'll get those photos....
perv...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I was thinking of doing that
but couldn't think of a way to denote Bristol.

So have a big WOO!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# An NCP car park on the way to Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# From teh South do you mean?
/Northern monkey blog
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Ah, yes.
Just off the M4 from Lahndahn.

EDIT: *hands banana*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
# ook
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Blimey!
AND PLEASE DON'T DELETE THREADS
You can edit & link them if they're Not Safe For Work
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# could you please explain the rhyme in this one
for a dumb aussie who has been perplexed by this for many a year
(then 'll give you a woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
# YOU just want strangers off the internets to say rude words to you.
titties
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# ooeeeerr
fwap fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Bristol Cities
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Never quite understood rhyming slang.
There are no real guidlines as to what it means.
"fuzzy kitties" could also mean titties.
And "bristol cities" could mean kitties.

Where will the madness end?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# i gotta go fill me car up wiv keyboard weasel
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I've got to go ... uh ... something my sock.
damn you and your monosyllabic non-rhyming name!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# I see you survived the grilling
www.b3ta.com/board/7151835
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Yeah but
imagine Sid James saying 'Fuzzies' instead of 'Bristols'
it's just not the same
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Yea that guy.
no idea what he looks like so in my mind I've replaced him with Ted Danson.
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_James
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# He was born in a slum not too far away from me
cool.
I still stand by Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# now i know why i never got
its cause i never go it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# wow, pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I've been there
it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# yu vill obey
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:29, archived)
# i vil obey
i vant to play and so i vil take vun a day VOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# just dont count the spots
i now know why i'm bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# gAk!
to late!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
# ok!
who do you want killed?
'NING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# 'ning son!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:33, archived)
# MAM!
how the devil are you?
you are looking radiant today.......
can i have some pocket money?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Aww, you little rascal! course you can
...when you've finished your chores

Now, I didn't think you did your best work tarring the shed roof last week, so I think you need to try a bit harder today doing the house...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# but the doctor said i can't breath in tar fumes for 4 weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# It's only a guideline dear
*hands overalls*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# *climbs ladder dejectedly*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# 'lo ives
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# 'lo KW :D
*ruffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# 'ello jess!
*shakes fur*
*pats down tufts*

Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# I'm actually pretty good, thanks :D
Despite this being my day off, and me having had very little sleep.
What I have had was simply wonderful though.

Y'alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Grand!
I like the summer time because it now gets bright around the time I have to wake up, so I can have a nice natural wake up instead of the alarm.

I'm doing well, my foot is on the mend, but I sliced my finger while restringing my lacrosse stick last night so it's all wrapped up in plasters
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# you clumsy oaf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# yea it was a bit spazzy of me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Hahah!
You're like me, can't be without an injury

And yes, I love summer time for the proper light in the mornings too. I find it very difficult to convince myself I should be up when it's still dark
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
# This^
Work should start according to when the sun comes up.
And if I end up working 4 hour days in winter, so be it.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# howdy partner!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Ning!
I woke up deaf in one ear at half six and it's only just working again.

/fact of the day blog
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# hmmm, that sounds a bit odd...
take yourself off to the doctors if it happens again!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# I can't stand going to the doctors or hospitals.
Too much maltreatment already
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Ooh, that's brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# wah thenk yu, yung missi
^^^ chinese transliteration to give you flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Er...

...thanks?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# well grill my socks and call me Kate
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# 'ning Kate!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Y'alright Kate?
Hope you're hungry mate, I found loads of grub in the wash basket bread bin
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# sock au gratin
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Moss or Winslet?
'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Excellent work
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# SCHWA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I'll get you pesky Zeta Reticulans if it's the last thing I ever do!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well post this now
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
What the hell?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Vomit.
I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast.
Forgot to compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
#
I SAID BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY'VE GOT A ROBERT PALMER T-SHIRT IN THEIR TRAVEL BAG
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY'VE GOT A PRICE UPON THEIR HEAD
I SAID BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
HAVE GOT SOME FRIENDS
WHO JUST FLEW IN FROM LA YEAH
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY HAVEN'T REALLY MUCH TO SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Ok.
Er
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
#
I SAID BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY RIDE TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR PUSHBIKES IN THE PARK
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THEY WON'T ADMIT IT
BUT THEY MAKE LOVE IN THE DARK
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
SNAP FROZEN POTTED PALMS
IN THE CORNER OF THE LIVING ROOM
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
THE ART-DECOR SONIC BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# *Googles*
Ah. Interesting taste in music ya got there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# AUSTRALIAN CRAWL FTW
and like most bands they had a couple of gems before fading into the banal!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Wallace and Vomit?
(Wombatovic, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Wallace and Gromit=vomit
recent rhyming slang.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# haha
What the f---!?

reminds me of this (original by someone else, sorry I can't remember who - I just animated it)

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:12, archived)

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