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[challenge entry] I'm off for a ...
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
#
titface?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# lol :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Hehehe!
That's no Eartha Kitt!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# TJ
not worth a thread of it's own...
IF YOU HAVE THE TELLY ON, TURN TO BBC4.
avengers has what i swear is a VERY young Donald Sutherland.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# you ment Brian Blessed shirley!?!


ooooh it is Donald Sutherland...top bloke :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Needs more beard!
I'm so disappointed! Blessed in a plummeting plane and there was no 'DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# he was young..he made mistakes :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# His shameful past!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# So we're going for
116. The Superlative Seven
gs: Brian Blessed (Mark Dayton) James Maxwell (Jason Wade) Hugh Manning (Max Hardy) Leon Greene (Freddy Richards) Gary Hope (Joe Smith) John Hollis (Kanwitch) Margaret Neale (Stewardess) Terry Plummer (Toy Sung) Charlotte Rampling (Hana Wilde) Donald Sutherland (Jessel)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# obeys
swears at Donald
shocked at smooth Brian
his power comes from the beard
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Exactly without the beard
his voice and girth are greatly diminished!!!

EDIT: Opps someone just tried to strangle the camera man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I know this one
midgetcuntbird indigenous to the California region.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] "Use Photoshop to show us what pops into your mind every time you hear our cheeky, chirpy, cockney brothers say something."
I would do, but whenever I hear someone using rhyming slang, all that pops into my head is, "You are a cunt."

I'd get in trouble for posting a picture of that.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# so instead, you've compo'ed your thoughts instead
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Pretty much.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Argh!
Kill it with sporks!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha
nice pay-off :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# *protects*

You stand behind me, I'll shake lily pollen at it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# edit:
po a
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Shaking a diminutive popstrel at it won't work!

Only flaming sporks will do!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# she reminds me of an Ork now from LOTR
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# that reminds me of that muse song
"super massive black nose"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ahoy-hoy
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# seen a few of these
but that's the best so far
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace! Ring Whitehall 0800 3!

'I'm wearing crotchless bloomers! AND THEY DON'T COVER MY ANKLES!'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# *monocle pops out*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Arf!
Indeed Mr. Cholmondly-Warner
(Andy_T Go do one, you chod..., Thu 3 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# ahoy-hoy
I like that image.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# That be
Reet good that be,
a ray of light in an otherwise drab compo...

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# haha
this is so silly I love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Oh Yeah
:-))
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# aaaargh
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# rah....vector tiem


beeggar
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Toby or not Toby . . .
That is Woo!, that is!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I like that
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# yes! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# mmm! tastimication!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
no hummus, my arse! WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:32, archived)
# actually
this was my lesbian single mum friend heather who gave me the idea.

to quotewhat she said: "well every time you puke in ur mouth a little when talking, a guy somewhere hacks off his own legs with a toothpick, sucks out the fat from the severed limbs while grunting like a crazed boar, then using a small hose blows the fat into his pecs to form a lovely pair of wobbley titties "

i thought i'd just work with the first bit :\
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Boy!
You SERIOUSLY need a new friend . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# i know
although i was asking for trouble just living off of the one. but where else will i find a lesbian single mum soon to be pole dancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# *swings tassels*

nearer than you know, buddy, nearer than you know . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Sockney
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
these are the ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:08, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# great as always!
did you make the original sock or was a google job?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# google..but I'm going to try and get him :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# haha ace!
i want one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# ha ha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*claps and gleees*

'ning Mr P!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Haha
I love that sock
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# ?
What's with the sig?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Someone chopped 12 inches off his cock
and stole some of his whisky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# This post worthless without pictures
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# sorry
special files . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:23, archived)
# aww
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Yo Danno!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Yay! Sockfish approves!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# 'ning!
I'm LURVING Flickrleech!

Lookit! (64Kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Cor, tha's lully :)
And yes, flickrleech is fantastic isn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Woo
I want to click for that
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# if you are to give a sperm sample, you might as well enjoy it
(spunkbasket3000, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Yes
you're right about that
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# What do you think about?


Click for bigger (126KB)

(apol to Frank who did the picture)
(ntmb, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Woo
Sorry

The B3ta room is open

Abandon work all ye who enter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Dammit
I wish I could. I have some Real Work™ to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# shockwave
gah - it no workee on this box
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# same problem
you would have thought they would have fixed shockwave by now
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:20, archived)
# ZX Spectrum huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I think about paint
and I think about glue.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# What a jolly boring
thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I thought of this..
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
*calls for instant-taxi*
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I mostly think of this

It keeps me happy.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# mmmmm
i now what you mean!!!!
(GIbbonsrwild, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Bit of stoicism for a late thursday afternoon
(Chance1234 up for parole on, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Annaeus was a cunt
FACT!
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# he spoke
very highly of you
(Chance1234 up for parole on, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
# evil orange pretending to be a lemon so that all its lemons friends don't laugh and point and say "hey you're an orange"
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# its jebus!
quick sell it on ebay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Happy B3taday SkUG!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Thank you!
6000 posts today too!
www.b3ta.com/board/7152341
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# i saw that at home earlier - well done
keep em coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Ooh happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# thanke!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# That is blatantly a lemon
Or is it so evil it disguises itself as an lemon?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I think it's a Meyer lemon.
ccpp.ucr.edu/variety/images/vi319f.jpg
They're delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# weeee
(ntmb, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# eh?
RIS
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# just something that popped into my head
after seeing Dr Hawking' space flight
(ntmb, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Sanesbrees?
(KingOfMyCastle, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# more rabbit than sainsburys :)
which is a stupid lyric, because I have never in all my life seen any rabbit in sainsburys. bah.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Saw some in the co-op years ago
It was yummy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# it is delicious.
I shoot them sometimes. They turn in to pies in my kitchen :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Not had any rabbit in years
Stick with the conventional stuff: chicken, pork, budgie, dolphin...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:47, archived)
# gertcha gertcha gertcha gertcha gertcha gertcha
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# In today's paper
Ah, the North Devon Journal..



(inflateable, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# pfft
I want a 800 sq ft penis damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# ha ha ha penis in the paper, someone's got other things on their mind...
silly The Neville, penis don't have feet let alone 800 square feet!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# All feet
are quares! 'Specially 800 of thems! Look at all 'dem sqaure feets! Dancin' in the moonlight
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# *admires*
o0 square dance!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Dear The Neville
my feets is feet shaped. Is this wrong?

yours,

Miss Bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# *arf*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I
I like the way it's in Joy Street too...
(inflateable, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# hehe
we should all write and complain

and send in 'photocopies' of similar typos on other pages
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Terribly sorry...


Click for bigger (78KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Why thank you...
...kind sir! Nice pair by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# .
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# RAWUMESM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# i wans going to say that :(
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# RIS
an infratable thing at burningman ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# this is fucking fantastic
really cool man
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:27, archived)
# ta
.
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# just deleted three pages of people moaning that there wasn't a new QOTW up yet
I've spanked the relevant staff

You new QOTW:
b3ta.com/questions/graffiti/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Hello new person
please - oh, you know the drill
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I haven't heard the word 'drill' in a while.
Thanks for that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Then I presume
You haven't heard the words 'chuck key' either?

True story: I broke my finger when I was holding the chuck key and the drill started, pulling my hand all the way round.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I have no idea what 70% of that sentence means,
but I enjoyed it immensely all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# It didn't 'just' start you know

user error
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Well ok
So maybe I accidentally started it, just to see what would happen, but I'm not likely to put that up on the internet am i?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# if that is really your chest on the 1k post then I stand in awe

perfect!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# It really is :-)
Memo to self: colder shower next time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Glad you think so
Now what do I do for 2000?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# just a bra
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Push up or not?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# definitely not!
just slightly sheer as to be a touch revealing. Cold shower prior for bonus points.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Shall bear that in mind
I'll save the completely see through one for a much higher milestone
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Tubgirl!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# *wikis*
Oh, really not
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Pah!
Another suggestion down the pan. Or plug.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Do it as text on a picture! WITH CATS!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# O_o
I'll try and break it down.

Drill, key thingy for changing drill bits, me holding key thingy, drill starts spinning, takes my hand with it.

Me, in tears on floor.
My dad (doctor) - 'It'll be ok, it looks fine'
Me 'But it's gone BLUE!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Cor.
Blue fingers are profoundly erotic*!




*may contain traces of fib
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Not if you can't move them
Then they are painful and swollen and not at all pretty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# ahaha!
*chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# having been shown gruesome safety films at school about what could happen if you leave a chuck key in
i never even vaguely contemplated doing something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# i have to do training courses on that kind of thing
like why wear safety glasses and stuff

very vivid pictures are used - some i can't even watch anymore
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# i thought that changed on a friday?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# No 17:21 on a Thursday!
The slackards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# ok dokey
good enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Ooo candle
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# thank you!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# oh no
the question of the week is a mysterious beast...which decides to change it's colours when and where it feels like
(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# like bus time tables
i see
ROB - ROB - ROB!! im confused about the icon thingy, i donated again and i've still got the same icons, is that right? its not very clear in your FAQ section
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# the current icon set is the geeky 80s computing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# yea i had that one already though...
if i read it right, its meant to change? no? im confused
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# nope
if you donate twice in the same period then you don't get new icons. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# ok dokey
fair enough, how we know when different period is here? does b3ta get all stroppy and throw things?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# there's usually one period a year,
it's announced on the front page.

in other news: happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Thank you!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Yay!
thank you
www.b3ta.com/board/7152341 6000 posts today too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Meatspin!!

woot!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# *plays polka music*
da da da da dat dat da, dood doo do ba ba ba
oh wait www.leekspin.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Can I have my paddle back then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# what about the 10 pages of people bitching about apeloverage?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Why would they want to?!
The love between a man and his ape is a beautiful thing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# not if you have to read his posts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# you are fail
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Urgh,
I'm sick of reading that damn HDDVD number everywhere.

/Edit : Sneaky Ninja there..
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# what number's that then
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Urgh.
*Shoots self in face*
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# pardon me, not trying to also be a moaner
but wasn't this a QOTW already once? I remember it being one of my favorites, along with "cruelty to small animals..."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Wasn't there one about Sick Jokes too?
Should write a book about them.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# yes
but it was from before we had the special QOTW board - hence it's not in the archive
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Found it!
weetobix.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/web/BestGraffiti.zip

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# ah
sorted



...in that case, you should bring back the "cruelty to small animals" qotw... heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# we probably will
we've been reusing the best ones.

Housemates from hell was a old one too.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# What abouta QOTW
Why was the QOTW late?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Erm
didn't we have this as a QOTW about 4 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Is it real?
*touches*

*gets banned*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# my head hurts
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# You could have just stuck a title above the 3 pages:
"what's the most petty thing you've ever moaned about"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "We're all going on a Leo Sayer"
(Stumpy Pepys, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I've RISed at pretty much every single one of these. RACIST CHALLENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] i didn't see it, so i did it

my first animation
(seadog i should have stayed in bed!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# don't you mean
betty + wilma = bilma?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# betty + wilma = phwoar
apparently...I never got into that whole "fancying Flintstones women" thing that Red Dwarf started
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# I'm sure eveyone here fancies them
any cartoon hole's a goal for this lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# what, even with no ears or tail?
that's just perverse
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I thought the thing on the back of her head was he ears

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# true
Betty's not far off being a yifftastic JJ caricature

I'll suggest a three's-up with her, Fred and Mr. Slate tomorrow. Dino is watching and using his tail to penetrate Fred.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# If BamBam is also watching
tugging at his little cock then it's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# duly noted
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Yeah that's just stupid...
Wilma's NEVER leave fred.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Wilma+Betty
=Spaghetti, shirley?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# hehe
i was waiting for someone to do this one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I'd go with Betty
But I'd be thinking of Wilma.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Dwarfage!
Hehe ehehe ehehe eheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# appy polly lodgies
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(invisibliss, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# bunt + coke = boke
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# TJ
Looking for a good Key Logging \ PC monitoring free program, to find out ifpeople in the flat using my details. Any suggestions peeps?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# pois0nz on teh space bar
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Nice idea.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
#
www.whatareweyourkeyloggerfindingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
#
www.youbloodywellshouldbebecauseiamawesomeandyouloveme.com
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# ok
this site has a good one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Arf!





Needs more horses
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I used to use
iOpus Starr PC and Internet Monitor
does the job pretty well
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Cool.
Need an Activation Code?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# sourceforge has a few, though I've no idea how good they are.
sourceforge.net/search/?words=keylogger&type_of_search=soft&Search=Search
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Well
What's green and goes down a hill??


I like what you did with it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

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