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# *snip snip*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Repost?
(Dooley, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *glares* NO!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# My mistake!
(Dooley, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# yes it is!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# seeing as I've just spent the last 35mins doing it, I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
edit: you know i'm kidding...yeah?
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# You am a silly sir
'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 5 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 'ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Bah time to goto work already
My time on the Board was short, but least it be forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 5 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I'm about to go get ready for the Rangers vs Celtic game! :D

have fun
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# ooh noes....
how are you going to wank into that sock... now it has BLADES!?
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# YAY......I love these.....
Did I see a 'SOCKNEY' for the compo ??

/ Did you do 'Lock,SOCK and......' yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# yes...and yes! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Sorry... missed it.....
.
/ How about Spiderman Vs Doc Sock ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# aaaah I was going to do doc sock ages ago and forgot..ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# ha ha
great
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
What a marvelous thing to behold first off!

Woo Prodigy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# You know if you do a book
Some cunt will come forward and claim copyright to that sock puppet!

'ning dude. Good election result for you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I've tracked the sock owner down..I'm going to try and get custody/permission :D


election?....same muppets under a different name
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Won't his poor hand get cold?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# it's not a hand sock
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Dear Lord!
He must get faint every time he gets a hard on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I need to free him from his captors :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# do a wanksock
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# how original
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# WHAT A FUCKING BRILLIANT REPLY
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT AND TRAINING HAVEN'T YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# saying my prayers, eating my vitamins and ignoring idiots comments like yours
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# thankyou
you are to kind!
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# The best phrase I heard like that was
Wanky Hanky:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Lizard rag for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# thought you had me on ignore
fuckin liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I never said I put you on ignore

I only ignore people who spack or post stupidly huge images
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# You couldn't be arsed to press the button:P
I think wanky hanky wins hands down!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Lizard rag for the win!
and prod go put some teeth on something!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# well thats me with egg on my face...
but you seriously need to stop being a wanker and learn to take a fucking joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# really?..thanks Dr Phil

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# no problem Oprah!
b3ta.com/board/7159296
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# yawn!

pathetic dig
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# have a hissy
ya big fuckin drama queen!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# wah wah wah wah wah!

on and on and on you go
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ok - i've played this game before
i'll type this now and then you'll type something else - immaturity - im fuckin lovin it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# yea that's it, you're the poster child for it right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Hooray for Sock!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# you are a mentaller
but that's a good thing

edit: have you done Star Wars: Attack of the Socks?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# pffh :)
100% speshul
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# aww
i lurve sock :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ha ha!
another excellent addition to the collection!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I dont think i fancy him so much in sock form
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# wahey
superb sir
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# It's a bank holiday! - Let's hurt Tony!

That's for Iraq for starters!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Yay!
More of this!!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *looks at username*
b3ta twins?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# er...
Huh?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Just rather similar usernames :)
Pay me no mind.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# happy b3taday mate
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Thankings :)
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Happy b3taday to ya!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Huzzah!
Bawoons!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# kick him in the ears!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 5 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Yes!
Jump on his neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I was just about to do a Tony one
Bring on the Tony bandwagon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# heh
someone's going to spend the rest of their life being watched by MI5

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I will, of course...
be wanking *Fwaps*
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
# as indeed, shall I
*faps*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# and claiming copyright
from the MI5voyeursurveillanceporn.com site!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# give it time
they'll probably do something like that

didn't they already (not mi5 related) have something wehre you can view street cams like ordinary webcams

and.. watch... people in your locality

no doubt this'll happen, and we'll be free to ensure every other citizen behaves :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# watch out,
agent Beadle's about!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# the long and short arm of the law!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# it that
the angel of death i spy on teh wall?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# SHIT!
even his squished brainz assume evil forms! Faaaarkin'ell
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Don't push me. Cause I'm close to. The wall.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# you have a bank holiday on a saturday?
forgive my curiosity please,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# head
squish
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# last night i had a dream...
i was checking the weather forecast and saw this



'ning
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# that was no dream...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Everyone knows the typical Clarkson weather on a bank holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# every bank holiday Clarkson is the same

Saturday ning!

just passing through
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 5 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# 'ning!
Best make your way to the toilet then.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Well that's me stopped doing that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# You were going to say that too?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Aha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# It's a spacehip!
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Haha "poor"
Presumably the quality of humour on that day?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# .....and on that bombshell
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sat 5 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *confused*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# OOO!
Candle!
That's 14 dog B3ta years!
Manly hippi returns.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Thankee :D
Morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# God it must have been a heavy night last night
I must have got piss and got knighted:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# happy b3taday wasted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Thanks sir :)
So what DID happen to the b3ta book?

Oh yeah and anyone after a few giggles...

Clicky. No horses contained within.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I haven't the foggiest
I know I delivered page 14, and page 1 to 10 are on the website, and the rest is a mystery

And nice link....I always get angry when I read bullshit like that. Then I start ranting. Girlfriend doesn't like it much :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I get exactly the same thing :)
It usually associates with the Yakult adverts.

Anything saying "probiotic" makes me livid with rage.
I occasionally shout at the tv screen for a full ten minutes at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I start shouting whenever any commercial break starts, and stop whenever they do
hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Sounds remarkably like me!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# oh i hadnt noticed that bit
it was just the clarkson bits that were in the dream
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I had a dream last night
but I forgot it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# I just knew it was going to be a poor day :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# you damn right it will
now I'm here :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha. My last shopped dream was this!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# this is the first one i've done
all the other dreams i have are usually too dificult for me to be bothered to shop
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Strangle I've got a new dream one I'll get round to do at some point this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# 'ning chap
www.b3ta.com/board/7158136
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Well I think the creation has been documented enough publically
to establish overship.

'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# can you make the text a bit harder to read?
i don't feel i'm straining my eyes enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# That made me properly laugh out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# here
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# but, i know where you live anyway.
EDIT: fuck me, it is huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 5 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# that's fucking huge
what has Michigan got to do with anything?

And why does anyone care where you live?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# MATT DAMON
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# yes, I AM Matt Damon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# FLUFFEH
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Hippy whatsitt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Hippy?
That's just my hair.

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Do you wash and go?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Take two bottles into the shower?
Not me.

I just don't wash my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# oh ffs! LOL
i just guffawed on my bacon sarnie! hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I actually couldn't
give a flying toss about where you live.

Pretty building though.
(Marwood, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *mind piss* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# I couldn't give a flying fuck where you live

learn how to optimize you muppet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
#
mod edit: naughty step for you then! we try to keep the file sizes down so that the board is usable. Do try to join in!
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# *bye now*


ignored for trying to be a smart arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
#
oh no ignored by prodigy what ever will i do now
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# You lose at life.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# We could form a lynch mob and go burn him
...if only we had some way to figure out where he lived...
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Hmmm
There is a flaw in your thinking.

Lynch mobs tend to lynch people, hence the name.

I assume that burning people requires a burn mob.

*edit*
Excuse my ignorance - I always thought that lynching meant hanging. I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Even if it did mean that,
there would be no reason we couldn't do both.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# That's extremely true.
Hang him to within an inch of his life, then burn him to within a centimetre, then tear out his entrails and spread him over a 10 square metre radius.

Sound ok?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# o_O
*clicks*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# How the flying fuck is that thing 2.9mb???
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# It has big trousers on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# You live in a grassy field
AICMFP

wow

*gets on with it*

good morning b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# u as brokin
my internets. Ithought that was a comedy "BMP" effect to make it load that slow, no, it really is FOOKIN HOOJ, link or see other comments FFS!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# it's too big captain!
she cannae take ne more!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# How do I say this politely?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# It am teh fluffeh time yes.
(onomatopoeicneologism, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 5 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# You clearly didn't see it when it was dwarfing the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 5 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
*hides from the wrath of Prod*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# you are a grade A fucking idiot...go fuck yerself!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# I'm sorry?
what brought this on? It's a good bit of shopping and a reasonable size?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# NSFE
Not Safe For Epileptics

understandable really
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# because it's a spacky image and I have photosensitive epilepsy

what the fuck does that have to do with you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# hhhhhuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggeeeeeee
You've borked teh internet
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Ugh.
My eyes have been burnt into the back of my skull.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# i think it should become customary to link spack pictures. being marked NSFE.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 5 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# or just don't make them as they're shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# This is very good
although it worked better with a slower framerate whilst it was loading.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# fuck yes
fuyck yes
fuckryesaCnb;DW

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# you'll have this repost and fucking love it!!! :)
I now deem this a repost thread

[biggererer sock]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# sock it to em
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:00, archived)
# oooh top woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Hi cockalorum indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
Last time I posted that I got five replies of 'RIS?'.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# old skool!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# CAYKE!
Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# THIS!
and Happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Ta matey :)
Figures my b3taday would be on the quietest day of the week...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Happy b3ta day!
from someone who just had theirs.

How do you hi cockalorum a hicockalorum?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo!
I don't think I saw thissun, you hamtoucher!

Have Boutros Boutros Gala Melon


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# He looks lik
Bunsen Honeydew
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# have a


and a


(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I fucking love it :)
Rather than a pearoast have a vector sneak preview. Can you tell what it is yet (without looking at the file name)?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# one of the droids from star wars? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I need a bit more than that...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# sheez...it's a Trade Federation B1 Battle Droid
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# nooooo
not what type of droid it is... something else :oD
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# its a lego one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# YAY!
*gives reacharound*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# wood.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# still
wood!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Haha you muppet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# More cheese, Gromit?
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# It's a beautiful one man bandwagon
ning proddy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# 'ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# i'm not sure what this is supposed to be.

but it turned out exactly the way i wanted it to.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 5 May 2007, 7:30, archived)
# spack it
hard - sectionally!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:40, archived)
#
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 5 May 2007, 7:53, archived)
# RAVE TEIM!!!!!!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:58, archived)
# FAKE!
no beard . . . C];0p

'ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# prodigy69 appreciation thread?
'ning everyone. Why am I up this early?


*edit*
Blimey, it's my b3taday. Who would've thunk it?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# what...got something to say?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Not at all :)
I just know your legendary hatred of spacks.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
# you don't know the half of it :)
*happy b3taday*



now I can really ignore the spacky muppet :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# I hate them too
so I sympathise. Not badly enough to ignore them mind you.

And thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# yays!
(onomatopoeicneologism, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# norks! norks! norks! norks! norks! norks! norks!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# urk
urk urk urk urk urk jellyfish urk!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# *ignored*

sick of idiots who think this is great
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# fuck you.
www.b3ta.com/board/7159077
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 5 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# This
may be a clue: www.mangueira.com.br
(McMurphy, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:52, archived)
# i don't know what that was but it didn't help me at all.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 5 May 2007, 7:55, archived)
# Kryptonite!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:05, archived)
# dynomite!
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 5 May 2007, 8:08, archived)
# One green rose
that you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:07, archived)
# A.W.H.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 5 May 2007, 8:10, archived)
# DrZaarlon...
Recognizes Your Allusion To A Cptn Beefheart Song!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# This one followed me through the forest
Then started painting pictures of my ass in pastels

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:36, archived)
# hehehe
adorable, in a scary way

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:39, archived)
# I still love that fluffy circus of yours
One of your finest masterpieces sah.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:40, archived)
# haha, thank you
thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:45, archived)
# Coitus interruptus
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# the neighbors probably wonder what you do behind the window curtains
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 5:00, archived)
#
mummyxbox.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 7:17, archived)
# Kick 'em in the testicles!!!
interaryesting.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:29, archived)
# feets!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:31, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:32, archived)
# Oh . . .
and those toes are a ten!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:34, archived)
# I grew up in Tasmania.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:40, archived)
# John Kerry salutes this!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:50, archived)
# He's saying
"if they're hanging Chad, they may as well shoot me."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:54, archived)
# Don't underestimate him
Kerry is a Jedi

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:32, archived)
# have a pointlessly crap reapoast

All of my woes come from fingers 'n toes.
(Larry_Mudd, Sat 5 May 2007, 5:57, archived)
# thats
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:23, archived)
# *would*
woo
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:30, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:13, archived)
# .96k over the size limit
read the faQ fuckin noob!
(pffftt for Babs!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:15, archived)
# mr frappa
i never xtach you when i'm awake

can i just say while you're here:
fuck off noob etc etc etc

yeah that told him
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:18, archived)
# mr fanj
you are as delightful as you are diverting
we must do lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:22, archived)
# buddy any time
but i fear you are a foreigner and therefore on +someting (hrs)


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:24, archived)
# +10
on nights for another 2 mnths so my particular brand of board presence will be sporadic at best!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:28, archived)
# Long pig?
*gets knife and fork*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:22, archived)
# i appreciate the effort
but alas the pun is already there and getting less relevant by the day
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Oh now you tell me! I've already started.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're still at it?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:27, archived)
# hahah! it's back!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:02, archived)
# duh-NOooo-Gawd!11!!
..more JPGs on this subject plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:23, archived)
# mate that's rubbish
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:27, archived)
# yeah i know
so was this:

but i posted it
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# PO
TD! Ripper . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# worf of the dead!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 5:01, archived)
# Zombies like anal
(joggerman, Sat 5 May 2007, 5:52, archived)
# "directed by rob rotten"



...wow.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 6:35, archived)
# Rob's
missus is glorious. Look up Rachel Rotten, she's a right dirty un.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# hahahaha
look "up" rachel rotten!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# that guy is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:37, archived)
# you're full of shit
draw a picture
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:45, archived)
#
Ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:45, archived)
# OMG, I WAS AFRAID I WAS GOING TO DIE FROM NOT BREATHING I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AND IM NOT EVEN KIDDING.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# who is your daddy
and what does he do
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:49, archived)
# YO YO YO YO
IT'S BITCHIN BOB HOLNESS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# LOOK I AM A NINJA.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# I HOPE YOU WEAR A RED SUIT.
DO YOU WEAR A RED SUIT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:57, archived)
# I wrote "BLOOD" on my forearm in red marker and then somebody asked if I was in a gang.
I lol'd.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:59, archived)
# Are you in a violence gang?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Their gang sign
is called "teh lol"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:17, archived)
# VOILENCE GANG, VOILENCE GANG.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:20, archived)
# THEY PLOT VIOLENCE WHENVER THEY CAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:40, archived)
# THEIR KNIVES GO STAB THEIR GUNS GO BANG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Coming soon
to CBBC
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sat 5 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# MY PINKIES ARE THROBBING
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:48, archived)
# no he's not
according to wikipedia : "Holness now lives in Pinner, London and is alive and well despite rumours to the contrary."
:p
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 5 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Mount Gay
Good rum or best rum?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:33, archived)
# ban plz, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:35, archived)
# hey fuck you man
i've got so many ideas for funny pictures

but the softwre has yet to catch up with me
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:36, archived)
# BEST SOFTWARE FOR FUNNY PICS = MS PAINT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:38, archived)
# can you get that for OS/2?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:40, archived)
# SEND FUNDS
WILL ADVISE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:37, archived)
# yay
/would-but-shouldn't blog
(even though she's probably 28
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:40, archived)
# paedo
and fanjita, she's legal this year (so i've been told, *whistles innocently)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wait a few years until she's more
than sticks with a big head.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# accepted
but:
uk.imdb.com/name/nm1559611/
that's her, and apparently all the lazy town eps were filmed 3 years ago so there's a chance she is more than that, and she seems to have lost the pink hair which is a bonus (not that i've ever found her in any way attractive
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:58, archived)
# help.
I need mindbleach, please post kitten pictures.
okay thnx, bai.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:33, archived)
# hello
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Hi, hi, hi!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Hello
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:35, archived)
# you being here is better than any kitten picture, thnx.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:38, archived)
# political gonorrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Best kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:45, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:59, archived)
# that tongue action is mesmerising
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
kity lubs it hummmmmmmmmmmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:03, archived)
# i bet that'd reach the prostate no problem at all
and on that note. bed. tarrah.
*edit* i like your monkies
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Shake that money maker!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:08, archived)
# fail for posting pictures in threadwaste hour
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:00, archived)
# Haha
the mouth is terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Is that
Another cleo's brood:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# how strange
it makes me want to hurl, i blame alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KHAKIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:13, archived)
# pffttt....
*flash to full page Hustler Ad parody "Stalkers wear khaki's"!*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:24, archived)
# naughty step my arse
lick my testes you mod cunts

(robtoo excluded;nice guy, good wang)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:58, archived)
# Dude don't
You'll regret it tomorrow. Or Mod, please don't bar him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:00, archived)
# they will never ban me
same as they'll never FP me

/it's all a big pansy-clique blog
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Well I'm so much better than you!
I got one in 2002!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# sounds like FPs are a measurement of worth to you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:50, archived)
# aahhh regret
daddy?
yes son
what does regret mean?
well son its a funny thing about regret, its better to regret something you have done rather than something you haven't done....and by the way if you should see your mom be sure to tell her
SATAN SATAN SATAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:02, archived)
# You got a new litter yet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# not till next year
gotta give her a good spell!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Well if a good spell means
not getting laid...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:09, archived)
# AI mate
she's a lezzer bully if ever there was one!
She wont have a bar of the male when in season!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:10, archived)
# It's whatever time in the morning....
And I'm worst for wear ........ Is that "The butt hole surfers"..???.... it is isn't it (stairway to steven)..???
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:11, archived)
# BUTTHOLES AND PINKYCAPS FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:14, archived)
# God I must be pissed .......
If you can reply .....before I can hit refresh...!!!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:19, archived)
# YES!!!
THIS is the Fanjita I used to respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 5 May 2007, 3:01, archived)
# hey you
you're a fucking noob

and i demad you fuck off.

is the talk board active this tine of night?

i might put my pseudo-intelectual-but-lonely hat on and trolll the fuck out of them pricks
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:03, archived)
# I miss it when you'd call me a n00b.
:(


/talk's still going. I'm still the hero on it.
Full of cunts, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 5 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# marvellous suggestion
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# Yaaaaaays!
Field trip to teh /talk! We should all goes over there and INVAAAAAAADE! :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 5 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I should come back to /board's side one day and be awesome on it.
Like I used to. Back in the days when it wasn't shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 5 May 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Can you troll the talk board?
How would anyone be able to tell?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:08, archived)
# i'll be the one without my tongue up the regulars; arse(s)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:10, archived)
# I bet I could.
I'm the world's best b3tan.

I hold power over all of the Fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 5 May 2007, 3:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:06, archived)
# HE CAN NEVER TURN HIS BACK ON SAFETY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Tractor FTW!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:14, archived)
# I agree, those fuckers put me on there endlessly for the most asinine shit.
LONG IMAGE, NAUGHTY STEP
TOO MANY POST WHEN NO ONES HERE, NAUGHTY STEP
FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE WHEN ITS SLOW AROUND HERE, NAUGHTY STEP.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:34, archived)
# go mod go mod go
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# basically
your all cunts
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Well
it's a redeeming feature.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:34, archived)
# yeah and i had a shave today so
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Iz stubbly
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# i love the way those mags make out people send the pics in
when in reality they just go fucking stealing

i have never read either. because they are shit.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:40, archived)
# That would be about my signiture.
I want to see someone win a 78 inch plazma TV and they live in Oz:P

Lets see them deliver it then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Mr A Grey
Sanctuary Building
Floor Minus 16b
Behind all the barbed wire and guns and mines and shit
Area 51
America

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Trust me
Trying to track down a image winner when it's not tagged every week. That takes a while!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:48, archived)
# i have the copy of zoo that some bastard wonn all 6m episodes of csi form or something else as rubbish for posting my picture tucked up away out of reach of irresponsible people such as myself
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# oh btw riverghost
if i ever appear as being a cunt to you i hope yo u don't take it as that

unfortunatly you just stand out i te crowd as one ofthe many cancerous cells that are illing b3ta
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# No you're right
I take pride in being a cunt:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# one of many
though i don't think you're a cunt

you offered me a floor when noone else would at that bash i met you on

/found somewhere eslse more comfy blog

i just like being a cunt on here., if only to meet people at bashes and be nice to them to throw then oofff guarsd
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Well I still have a floor
And bacon sarnie included
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Well you know you can always see the weekly stuff in my profile
I never can decide if I hide the Zoo in the Nuts or the Nuts in the Zoo when I leave the newsagents
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# you hide your nuts in the zoo?
what must the monkeys think
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# The're just working on infinate typewriters
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:54, archived)
# fairy muff
at some point though, I bet the number 42 comes up.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# I was on iSketch
And the word was mattress and I got it as soon sa they wrote flollop:)

There is a Douglas Adams font you can get from www.1001fonts.com which is taken from a Adams handwriting sample he gave from that purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:59, archived)
# ^haha
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# i'd have to nick it
i'd be far too embarrassed buying it

besides, they nick your stuff, why can't you nick theirs?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:54, archived)
# You get over it after a few months:P
The thing the worries the guys at the store is I ask them to go to the store room the get them as soon as the get them is on a Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Lick scabby kitten pucker
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:34, archived)
# It normally does pictures
Have you fed it ackimohol?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:36, archived)
# No but I'm about to feed myself ale
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# I've had too much too night:)
And I have to open the office at 9:)

But soddit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# That's the spirit! :-)
I was hungover today and paid a little bit for it during the first part of the day but now I'm ready for more pain.

:-)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Well I have 6 hours to go:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Coffee, lots of it
:-)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Luckily I have a beeeeg coffee machine
It will come in useful!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:01, archived)
# morning Dave
have a crap pic for that post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:35, archived)
# They stood at the jetty at midnight.
Their lips all a quiver.
She gave a cough.
her leg fell off.
and floated down the river.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:39, archived)
# The boy stood on the burning deck

Eating peanuts by the peck
He gave a cough
His leg fell off
and floated down the river

RIP Milligan
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 5 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# hello new person
you maybe want to try this section..

www.b3ta.com/talk


failing that, how are you keeping you cunt calling person you?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:36, archived)
# i'll be honest with you
i'm pretty drunk

P.S. i'm gonn abe in houston for the next 3 weeks, any late-night b3tans from those parts fancy some beverages?

/fear of lonliness in the states blog
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:38, archived)
# That's why I said uooz drunk
that's why what I said to Buttam
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:41, archived)
# For a drunk guy he spells pretty good
I should be so lucky.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
# i have controol
i really do

/king of mistakes and correxting then
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# That's a long way from here
In fact I don't think ANYONE lives in Houston except astronauts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Whitney does!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Only way to be on mercin land
I was going to dare you to go on a subway tomorrow and shout "alah be praised die infidels" but you may not survive that, so don't.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:41, archived)
# the only subway you'll find in Houston,
has an angry 17yo mexican behind the counter asking if you want mustard on your sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Eat Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# hahahahahahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:18, archived)
# mmmmmm
flesh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:34, archived)
# i figure the first thing i say to my transatlantic "friends" is:

"Houston. We have a problem!"
"
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Iz that a personage?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# It's the greeter
at the doorway to lack.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
# There is much stonedness there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Yeah
to be honest it's Liquify Tool enhanced stonedness, but it's stonedness all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
# epic fail?
sounds like 4chan talk to me.

but obviously you're breaking rule 31

/making the rules up as i gp along blog
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
"epic fail", I wish I'd thought of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# unfortunately b3ta as a whole
"wishes it thought of that", but in reality didn't

/barbara werner/dick beattie/apostrophe pedantry (what happened to that)/houpla (why does noone understand that anyomre) plus loads excluded

/b3ta: "funny pictures or digital arts?" blog
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Lots of good things
have originated here though, and it's evolving all the time. And after 4 years I still think b3ta's the most fun messageboard on the web.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:00, archived)
# barring /b/
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# no no no no no
"your all gay"
try again do
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
I do love these.

Well, I'm off to eat drink and be merry ... or pipin.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# shouldn't it be you're
you cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
etc..

i wanna have your feckin bbirs
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
this is made all the better by the lager and stuff i have consumed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 5 May 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Tuff sea turvey.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:22, archived)
# *barfs*
*falls over railing*
*bums passing whale*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Bummed whale . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:31, archived)
# why can't i meet someone like that?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Plenty of fish in the sea and all that, what-what!
Tuna anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:44, archived)
# One and a half bottles down........
That's made me sea sick ...!! .... nice ...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:16, archived)

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