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# ¿ÃøoöóÒrgh?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:05, archived)
# this is exactly what I want to see of a Tuesday morning
'ning b3ta
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:06, archived)
# ^This, and then some
'Ning all!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:13, archived)
# 'ning Trelly
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:27, archived)
# 'Ning :-)
How's the car hunt going?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Well theres an old BMW 318i going at the moment
or a golf. Going to wait for the garage to get pack to me with prices.

Hows you?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Waiting for Friday when I get to see Pirates
Although a review I heard this morning was not that favourable :-( and Johnny Depp doesn't make an appearance for the first half hour. Not sure I can cope with half an hour of Knightley...
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# don't worry, critics hate everything that's good.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Oh I know
But still: half an hour with no Depp? Harumph!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# well it makes sense really
he got swallowed by the kraken at the end of the 2nd film... it would have been a bit odd if he was magically there at the start of the third
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Granted
But KNIGHTLEY! For half an hour! With no Depp to take the edge off! I may have to hurt someone
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Surely Geiffrey Rush
is there to take the edge off this time.

I reckon his lack was the reason part 2 bored me senseless.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Doesn't sound too bad
Depp doesn't do it for me. He's all hype now
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# So's Knightley
Bloody stupid woman. If I met her in real life, I'd slap her
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# yea, you're right
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# one thing i've learned is not to pay too much attention to the odd review
A lot of critics said the 2nd film wasn't that great, but I enjoyed it almost as much as the 1st
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# 'ning nimby
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:26, archived)
# ning KW
I am working on a terrible idea of yours which you have probably forgotten
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# I have a lot of terrible ideas
Like the time I sold bear traps as "industrial paperclips" or when I convinced george lucas to make episodes 1-3
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# So it was YOU!
That's 7 1/2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
Thanks a bunch.

And 'ning!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# 'ning buddy!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
 
I was just admiring your fine work earlier.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:12, archived)
# :}


(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:21, archived)
# *obeys*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:23, archived)
# GET ON THE BUS.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:27, archived)
# my life is complete
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# this is fantastic
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Holy wow.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
#

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# you win!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Madness!
Yay!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Mummy?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Grandma?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Shoes?

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# on fire?!?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Hell yes
good morning folks
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:33, archived)
# 'Ningles Medi
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# ning medi
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not watching that with a hangover
or I'd be wiping chunks off the monitor

yay!

:D

'ning b3ta
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# 'Ning Meaty
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# I like the word Zanzibar
It should be the name of a chocolate
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# cor yeah
"Zanzibar meat filled chocolates"

yummy!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Meat?
I think it sounds like it should have marzipan in. Although that would mean I'd never eat it.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# oh
what about filled with alchoholic beverages instead?

can't argue with choccies designed to make you drunked :D
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Meatzipan!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# cor
yeah man

I bet we could sell that in japan :D
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# ning meats
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# ningles!
:D
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# 'ning ning!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:16, archived)
# 'ningments!
:D
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Not another dimensional shift!
I just got used to you meatbags *groan*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# excellent!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# I can only think of one response to that
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# ^
Holy shuddering fuck. Thats not what you want to see the morning after a few drinkies the night before.
In other news, :

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# super
stuff!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:47, archived)
# These should be in Flash-
Just so you can add sound effects.

( Also: )
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# that
is some really odd tv show there :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# boolean therapy
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:54, archived)
# I CAN TASTE THE COLOURS
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:21, archived)
# 'lo!
 
I just happened upon this gem; I was on holiday when it made the front page.

www.b3ta.com/board/6676882

My life is now complete.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:24, archived)
# fuck!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:28, archived)
# In a word, yes.
 
Your sig.. Mr Lahey?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:33, archived)
# er... no
our choice of insult around my dormitory
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# A great moment in history.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:29, archived)
# I has a picture.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:37, archived)
# So I saw.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhahhahah!
 
Shit yes.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:41, archived)
# Or if you'd like one of mine rather than macrochan-stock.
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/cumbucket.jpg
was/am saving this variation for mongychops, but not seen him today.
Already posted version 1:
www.b3ta.com/board/7206764
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:45, archived)
# wah wah wah waaaaah!
 
*hides trombone*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:50, archived)
# He had said something to trigger that.
Thought you'd like it, having done a "bucket" yourself.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:58, archived)
# ; )
 

 
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:01, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# i made a little flash thing


www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/swf/boat22.swf

only does 3 things

/worse at flash than i remember

edit - the flash file for you internet fucks to mess with

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/fla/boat22.fla
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:28, archived)
# Cute.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:40, archived)
# I know you are, but what am I?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:08, archived)
# FAQ!
'tis actually quite lully
the fishermans eye linked me to b3ta
more please :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:41, archived)
# Very neat!
Interactive is well . . . interactive . . . fun!

Clicks 4 things
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:42, archived)
# neato
but put it on the /links or maybe even /talk board next time to please the Nazis.

people just love to tell you what to do
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:46, archived)
# nah
i have diplomatic immunity round these parts.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:48, archived)
# oh right
that'll do
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:49, archived)
# says you!
*fires AK-47*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:52, archived)
# hahahaha
*6am giggle*

t'is lovely btw, needs more tsunami
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:03, archived)
# and hellicoptor!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:21, archived)
# Yay!
That's great :)
I did some (pseudo-)random ambient flash thingies, did you ever see them?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:22, archived)
# Here:
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:25, archived)
# ah yes
those were/are great

i was more inspired by www.theganzfeld.com/

the flash on this page. by the same bloke who does the vectorpark site.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:31, archived)
# OOooh
the melting E is particularly good.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:34, archived)
# yeah i wish i knew how it was all done
www.smithpix.net/ - pity the blokes website seems pretty empty..a few nice paintings
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:38, archived)
# lully

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:23, archived)
# Half six is NOT good morning tiem
...especially when you went to bed at 2am

*stalks duvet further*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:49, archived)
# Woo!
I like =)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I find the concept of dance exams confusing...
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:38, archived)
# i now have vivid on my monitor
arse
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:42, archived)
# #3
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:47, archived)
# #1 is wackin' it
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Mambow
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:38, archived)
# that is not how one performs the mambo!
You fail the test!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:35, archived)
# Fail!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# ok, so this didn't quite work


(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:04, archived)
# Nice eyes, though!
*likes*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:05, archived)
# did it not work?
I hadn't noticed
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:06, archived)
# no, it's my 1982 Ford Capri . . .
'ello you, it's beenn waaaaaaaaaaaay too long!

y'awwright?

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Fluff always works!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:07, archived)
# It's
a linear kitten accelerator.

Clearly you are at the forefront of innovation in high-energy kitten physics.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:52, archived)
#


(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Wow!
9 x wow!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:31, archived)
# evil hypnokitten approves
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:33, archived)
# Hahaha
that's deeply disturbing :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:35, archived)
# \o/
Hahaha!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHAHHHUUHAHHHAUUHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHUUHHAHHHHH!
 

I think I broke something, inside.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Hey, only 3 seizures!
HEy, OONly 3 siizures!

HAYS oneley 34 seiao;zues

haoe['s seuizure tiems ajk;sfio...............blargh
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 7:41, archived)
# fuck
that messes with my head, man

@_@

:D
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# What a cutey
can I stroke it?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# that's lovely
sealion?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:14, archived)
# ratatat
woo
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:31, archived)
# Nice eyes :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 6:23, archived)
# oooo i really like that
it's almost my new wallpaper

(just can't get rind of the pika's)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Moosefest
Not quite pearoasts coz I've worked on em both...
Link1
Link2

Oh yeah, here's a psd for moosehorns, should you require them.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Your mum's a moose.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:34, archived)
#
That's where I got the horns for the psd from.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Wow
a repost in a new thread, with an 88kb free gift thrown in. That's super.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Oi!
BAH! Bloody hell! LOOK!!

*points at wreckage of sarcasm-o-meter*

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:47, archived)
# I know
I'm in a crappy mood and I was a sarky twat :( I've apologized to halfcut.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:09, archived)
# psst.
you missed the awesome web address of that psd...
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:49, archived)
# oops.
sorted now.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:52, archived)
#
better? Or I can delete the thread and restore whatever picture. State your preference.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:50, archived)
# You know what
actually I was being a complete arse, and I apologize. There was no need for it, and you were kind enough not to be an arse in response.
No harm done I hope :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:07, archived)
# I'm crap at this sort of thing
so apologies.

click for bigger
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:11, archived)
# RUBBISH!
Even that Nikon Fella could do better than that!

'ning Merkins and Insomniacs

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Arf!
'Ning Dave!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:16, archived)
# american insomniacs with really early bed-times


[or, conversely, american insomniacs who stay up extra extra late]


also certain small mammals i heard can do it too, only it takes them a little longer. which explains the time. little hands. sharp little fingers. takes all of them to hit one key. slow-going. not to mention the difficulty of translating mammal letters into english letters and then locating them on the keyboard. plus there's a whole host of other problems. getting a computer into the woodlands, securing access to the internet, locating a messageboard, avoiding predators while typing, the list goes on and on.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:17, archived)
# *pokes head out of igloo*
*makes rude hand gesture*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:17, archived)
# *cries*
'ning!

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:32, archived)
# 'Ning!
I don't think I could do any better.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:18, archived)
# nah, s'Braw!
I was jus' having a poke 'cos he changed his username . . .

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:33, archived)
# perhaps you should consider going on the pill?
if the monthly visit is often this violent
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# DIY abortion ftw!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 5:15, archived)
# WTF? This just spontaneously popped into my head.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:30, archived)
# So that's what the mullet is for
*grows one immediately*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# pffft!
Retard in the front, redneck in the back.

www.mulletsgalore.com/

and the word you're looking for is 'spontaneously'
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Oh.
Wait. Why not randomly?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Heh.
 
I'll leave that for some other dirty pedant to explain, since I have a meeting to go to.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Oh, yeah.
That whole thing about using randomly in that context doesn't make sense blah blah blah. mofaha lectured me about that the other day. Heheh.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:01, archived)
# blah blah blah
and so forth
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:03, archived)
# moooooooo
faaaaaaaa



ha
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Yay!
Yay yay yay!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:14, archived)
# and so it happens once againe
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:17, archived)
# the rules of grammar no longer apply
we're talking postmodernism here.


fixed meanings? fuck that. i'm an english major talking here.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Oh...
Post post modernism? WTF?

alos: Hallo there. How's are you, sir?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:02, archived)
# hello hello
i went back and changed post-post-modernism into postmodernism, lest i get into some kind o' argument

though i would argue that the age of postmodernity is over! blah blah blah!

anyway, i'm just fine, yourself?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# I am good.
Tired, and I have fuzz stuck in my throat, but I'm good.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:28, archived)
# goodness,
you are flexible!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 4:33, archived)
# I think mictoboy would oblige
if he was here :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:02, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:02, archived)
# discohair
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Yep
that's pretty disco right there.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Sorry.
Had to get it out of my head. And onto your retinas! MWAHAHAHahahaetc.
*strokes cat, plans world domination*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:10, archived)
# lordy!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Blunt hands
BLUNT HANDS!!!!!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# Recycling is good.

Possibly should be in the other thread...
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# yes, yes it is
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:10, archived)
# we're all agreed then
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:18, archived)
# what fucking the shit?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# what in ass jesus backwardsland?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# what in christ's holey trousers?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# what in christ's sphincter is wrong with his fingers?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# what in god's name...
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# what in hell?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# what in jesus's bathtub??
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# WHAT IN JESUS.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:15, archived)
# what in SHITTING shit?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:15, archived)
# what in shitting?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:15, archived)
# what shitting jesus?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:15, archived)
# what the bleeding cunt.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# what the bleeding shit is a duck steak?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# what the bleeding shit?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# i was going to keep going with autocompletes of similar exclamations but there's too many of them.
so i'll stop.
(i didn't even get to the what the fucks and what the hells.)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Itsa
CHOPA!

(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:19, archived)
# hahaha
freaky
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:19, archived)
# wooooooooooooha
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:29, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:31, archived)
# Now that's
a great advert for Head rackets!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:32, archived)
# i giggled
it sounded like this: "mmmhmmmmhmmmhmmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhm"

and i pointed at my monitor with my left hand index finger and said aloud, "that's pretty funny!"
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:10, archived)
# BAM! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!
 
I fucking love this.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# NICE FOREHAND
RRRRRRRTTT
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Family Force 5
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Yay!
At least one of us is making pics :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Heheh
I was about to yell at you to look at my picture. :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:55, archived)
# woo
whats the , much?, in reference too ?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Uhh...
I...don't know. It's just an expression I use, like 'like' and 'or whatever' and 'you do that'.
:)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# oh
im sure i have seen it in other places.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Probably.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# xD
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:11, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# hahahahah
I dunno WHY that made me crack up in my head.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:17, archived)
# toaplol

aicmfp
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:58, archived)
# xD
:)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I did an internets :)
nice pitcher, just felt like I should attack it in some way :) nighty night
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Hahah
g'night.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:04, archived)
# happy



Edit: Now with added unpleasantness!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# that's not pleasant
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:39, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:41, archived)
# needs more bloodbath
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Eat it yourself!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Jebus on a crotch rocket!
I turn on b3ta and this is th first thing i see!

GAH! but Woo!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Anyone for short tennis?


Click for bigger (130KB)

aaaand source .
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# what you got there
is a fucking midget making a racket

noisy twat!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# me neither!?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# You neither?
That's not good.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# it could be the way I'm sitting
it might be wrong
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# probably
try standing

and drinking

drink is good

mmm

drink
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# i vote for that
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# seconded
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# drink
now there's a temporary solution!

:D
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:43, archived)
# noice!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# He is so
short in his short shorts in the short court.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# He He!
poor fella, short AND bald!

*Click!* that am most woo!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# pips


also in sad news my website has died today
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# it's like wheelybird meets james and the giant peach
very woo sir
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Nice pips . . .
is the bucket in your profile an indication of your site getting bucketed?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# that's
lovely
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# lulley
apples + such :)
was any of it painted before it was shopped ?

woo + click
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# thanks
all painted in ps.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# APPELS
apfels

I like
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# mr. connor
ace as usual!

what's happened to the website to make it die?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:31, archived)
# thanks
i presume i need to pay for more hosting which i cant afford just now. i was going to take it down at somepoint anyways.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
# :(
that is most bogus
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# AAU
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# This is the cutest thing
I ever did see.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Lovely pic
but I am sad for your webfail :(
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:52, archived)
# *phones the internet graveyard*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# I heart your style
It's is Awesome with a capital O
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:21, archived)
# lovely!
too bad about the site though
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# that is just lovely
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# in my head all day
optimisation times one millionty :(
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# pfffffff
that's terrible
FP! FP!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Always with the sexy nuns.
 
woo!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Nun
too good for the wandering eye.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# ow!
ow ow ow!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Noooooo!
*Groans*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 3:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:15, archived)
# day-o
daaay-o
daylight come and me wan' go home
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Work all night on a drink a'rum
Stack banana till morning come
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# His look of concern
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Smug banana boat man
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# WILLLSOOOONNN!
WILLLSOOOONNN!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# the multibeast?


... tela?



how about


wilson, king of prussia! i lay this hate on you!


perhaps i missed the reference
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeelloooow bird
up high in banana tree,
Yeeeeeeeeellow bird,
You sit all da....oh hang on it's a banana.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# naana naana naana naana naana !
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# *engorges*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# you engorged
the skin aswell, eww

*funny story, my sisters mate had never had a banana before (wtf) and they gave her one and she took a huge bite straight out of it with the skin still on, eww eww eww hahaha priceless
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# like the movie with kevin spacey

... k-pax it was called.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
# rrrrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtr titititititiit ttooooo
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:31, archived)
# SCHNURRRRRRRRRRR!
 
*debags*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# High nabana
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Its WiP Monday or something!!
Because I'm getting really bored of this silly woman now. I have a really good picture of Ray Lamontagne, and I want to draw that beardy twat instead.



Tell me its shit so I can chuck it away :(
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# its shit, chuck it away
/eager to please
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# :-)
he could draw her beardy twat
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# draw ray
ray is ace
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# 'tis this one
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Damien Rice
can't sing for toffee. Now Lisa Hannigan on the other hand...god knows what she's doing with him when she should be with me, me, meeee. La, la, lah, lah, la, la
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# you'll be pissed off to know.
that she's left his band last month.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Well I think it's a nice picture....
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Sorry to disappoint
but that's some awesome drawage you've got going there.

:(
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# that is pretty damn good
your work is brilliant *clicked*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# brilliant
woo
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:11, archived)
# still
not finished it ? :(
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Yeh it is a bit crap, throw it away.
The heads out of proportion.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Maybe it was only funny at the time but...


Was looking at kittehns with text under them alllll weekend. And i had this idea.. so i decided why not?

Been coming on b3ta for years so here is my first image post..
I didnt even use paint..word hehe.
Although, i have other software which i shall try sometime.

I have studied the faq..
hopefully i didnt mess up to bad..
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# TOAP
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# I've had it with this muthafucking text
on this muthafucking .jpg!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# hehe
Sorry :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# would a gif be better?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# always change the dimensions a little, wouldn't loose any detail.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# gifs have frams that work.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Too big, my friend
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# didn't mess up toO bad
you mean to say. Also, the text on a picture is spelled correctly.

6/10
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# uh oh spagetti-os.
someone better read the faq again.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Back to the FAQ with you
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# helllooooooooooooooooo
snuggle in my bosom! how did your first pic feel? did it hurt? the first one always hurts :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I spent an hour ....
Trying to pluck up the courage to post my first picture..!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# mine was a little over I think
baptisim of fire it was, my ring piece still bears the scars
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# i like to go on glassco.cx
type in id:2556 in the search box then click oldest first...relive the good old days :D
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# 5 years and 23 days...
And it still haunts you ..!!!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Just done mine
everyone was nice, well only one reply on the first one, "READ TEH FAQ" or something like that, second one went down better. And I never left since then.
/sleeps on keyboard blog
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# when i joined everyone was really friendly to each other
if you messed up people would clearly explain what you did wrong. oh for the days before this place was filled with negativity and taking the piss out of everyone...it all used to be so fluffy.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:11, archived)
# lordy!
was i ever that much of a noob!
but looking back at it my first post went very well.
look! actively friendly comments! www.b3ta.com/board/3715189
the pictures gone now, but it was an ipod with the apple replaced with a death star and it probably had some witty one liner on it (the shame)
/shock
/edit: wow! first post i got a bumhug from hankster!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# dickhead and shit face eh?
Oh my lovely paint mash pppffftt *titters*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:15, archived)
# people were nice when i did my first one
but i had spent ages making sure it looked acceptable
but when i got cocky and posted some other ones, people told me they were shit
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I was treated VERY kindly.....
Untill I think it was my 3rd post .....and was then TOTALLY AND UTTERLY torn to shreds....!!!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# It took me from finding b3ta
Until now, to think up an idea.. and even that isnt great :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# see you again in 5 months and 22 days, then
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Noooo
Thats when i got an account... id been looking on here for atleast 2 years!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Haha..... I looked for over 3 before I joined ...!!!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# thats right up there with:
1. Its home baked
2. I wont come in your mouth!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Just keep at it dude....
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Hellllooo
Not too bad thanks :D
Its only text on a picture so i was expecting criticism for that, and i thought i got the size right.. but i shall have too look into that more. Everyone seemed nice about it though :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# *high fives*
sweet!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# hello, i stood next to him bending a spoon once
and although i have to say the man is a charlatan of the highest order, it was very impressive.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Aren't you
thinking of Tim Burgess?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# pfft
you silly arse
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# I HATE Urine Geller already.

He gets his power from doing that head thing
but he hides it through misdirection. FACT.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# wow, coolo :)
hehe
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# yay
And maybe now you know its been HIM bending your spoons, then maybe you'll hate him some more.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Much hilarity ensued!


Edit:
This was my first post, I managed to get the codez wrong.
www.b3ta.com/board/4528104
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Genius!
think of the time this device will save us all!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# It certainly is a very handy template,
and just in time to educate all the tuesday newbies!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# see above for my tuesday animation
only used it just now and the last 20 times because i got all excited, like a kid before finding out he's really adopted.
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:13, archived)
# yay :D
Dont blank my blank though! :O
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# *les dawsons*
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Thanks for not giving me too much criticism!
Gotta sleep! a/s Computing exam tommorow :/

Bye!
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# good luck
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# So my country can be free!
Hey... arnt i that noob?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# spoon bending twat
:D
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Well, I like it.
 

 
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# I'm watching Point Break :)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 1:49, archived)
# quick & dirty


Click for bigger (52KB)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:40, archived)
# is that Jimmy Carr?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# /rings bell
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# rob carr?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# it's jimmy crossed with random woman
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# just had ginger hair and the same pose as Rob in that over used photo of his.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# is that aphex twin?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# almost
bob ross ;)
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# hahah
wonderful

edit: dammit I just got it:
the girl is Diana, right?
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# TfL has been quick off the mark...

It's been in my head all day...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# now all the 'timing nazis' will start bitching because they were up early
and saw Cutty Sark images, and now everyone that posts one is a mannooble.

woo anyway

ftn!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:38, archived)
# achtung!
it has been done at least twice (by the same person)
plus, yours only shows part of obligatory oddly-named london tube station 'mudchute'
c-
must try earlier
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# this makes me sad
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# it was quite a good picture really, though
cheer up! worse things happen at sea
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# make love
not war!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# make tea
not love
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Yeah I know
but this was the first chance I had to do it
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 23:58, archived)

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