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Ning, peeps.

What should I doodle the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

noodles

ning

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

'ello

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

hello

*waves hand in front of face*

eww what have you been eating?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

nothing yet

*worried*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Meeeeeeeeeenky!!!

*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

mmf mmmmmf*

*ooh 'ello

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

*jumps on*

*wobbles*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

*sits back*

ah, it's good to be back =D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

lovely - that's what I wanted to see...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

bindun

everyday

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mugatu, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

the furry fantasies are..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Terence Stamp having a wank on a tramp on an old river bank

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

bindun.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

bah! and I missed it!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

denizens playing chess

or sculpting life-size statues of Pip

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Someone playing chess with the Denizens

ie, them disguised as pawns

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

So, not actually challenging them to a game, then?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

No, that would be scary

/crap at chess

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

*Queen's Gambit*

*Minces*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

something to cheer me up.

i'm all angry and stuff.

/emoblog

actually, draw something sunny, since it's storming here. with galeforce wind. i'd like some sun really.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

How about..

Some Nurse Sally being covered with sun lotion
by a tentacly monster.?

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Nelson Mandela

in a drug-induced coma.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

a rogue rabbid

rabbit releasing rodderick

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

Scarlet presenting Sesame Street

With Kermit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

'ning JJ!

I'd like you to draw me, but in the style of The Simpsons.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

Heh heh......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

Scarlet

as she would have appeared in The Avengers

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

This! With lycra!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

the SA crew

on the newly formed "no smoking" squad
you know, red armbands and such...

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

tits with squirrels

a horse powered beaver oscilator

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Ning

: Nekkid Girl Avalange

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

yay!

thats ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

SA GOONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION MARKS x INFINITY

(likeajackhammer, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

monkey knife fight.

two gay baboons, dressed up to the nines, hitting canal street on a busy saturday night.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

Curtis Stigers and Rod Steiger dressed as tigers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

>_<

www.b3ta.com/board/7270771

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

SA + supporting cast

do 'Police Academy'

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

A lady's very erect nipple in extreme close up

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

In the days before computer graphics...

(salvadorevincent, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

Oh my trusty 48k+

How I love thee.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

yes

yes and thrice yes!!

(jagathewise, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

hehehe

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

I like this

so much.

Have a woo and a yay!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

hahaha! nice

in the days before computer graphics we played outside with real tennis bats and balls.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

hahah excellent

*clicks*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

Lovely!

I think I've played that version.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

tehe ;)

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

That Russell T Davies...

Not ONE original idea in his head...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

hahahaha

and the doctor looked like zelda as well.

bloody rip off if you ask me.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

I understand the Terrahawks ref

but that's as far as it goes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

Yay, Terrahawks!

'ning everyone =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

'ningles Prof...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

A clean-shaven Master.

*hits Russell on nose with rolled up newspaper*

NO.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

yeah, but you should see his pant beard

massice, like blessed in your pants.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

crikey

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

FUCK SPHERES

cubes were my bag, baby.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

and don't get me started on the shit music he had playing in it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

Oh it was all truly dreadful...

Anyone else spot the Flash Gordon rip-off at the end as well?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

hahaha yea

I now want that to be the Master regenerated but played by Eddie Izzard :D

Cake or Death Doctor...Cake..ok Damn!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

he was on the shortlist for playing the Doctor before Ecclestone got it :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

yea I heard that, but I think he'd make a great bad guy :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

he's had enough practise in other films as a bad guy, he'll get it right eventually

Doctor Who could be just his thing....

A Tranvestite Rani maybe, she regenerates into Izzard. that'd be right up Russell T Davies' street that would...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

That woyuld be good

But he'd make a much better Master.

I like Simm, but he (probably under orders) camped it far too much.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

Good ep though

And very happy the dipshit's left

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

it was poo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

i was on holiday =D

sorry i didn't reply quicker, i got called into a meeting

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

i liked the film the Black hole

why do they never put it on telly anymore?
:(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

old BOB FTW!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

Bend Over Boyfriend?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

you go girl!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

It was ok apart from the music and the sci fi film 'references' near the end,

namely flash gordon and jedi.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

the Jedi ending made me quite aggressive

I bet Davies thought he was winning the sci-fi fans over with that as well

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

yeah, i thought that too.... half the country went 'Jedi'! at the same moment

So, what do you reckon to the mystery woman picking up the ring then?
Master's Wife - secretly the Rani working with him?
Or the Rani in her own right?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

I think I'd probably left the room at that point

what ring?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

The Master's ring, which he blatantly kept showing at every opportunity to the camera on RTD's request no doubt,

and picked up by a cackling woman (who you didn't see directly) when the doctor
had snuffed out his torch and buggered off from the Health and safety Fire Hazard that was the Master

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

What is it?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

hahahahhaaha

it was so shit that finale.

Fucking Scissor Sisters!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

yep agreed!!

the only bits i liked was the make up/ special effects thing of the head thingy!! also the face of boe thing was quite good!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

TINKERBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

FUCK!
*CLAPYOURHANDSANDSAYDOCTORANDMAKEEVERYTHINGBETTERAGAIN*
I know it's only a tv show but
FOR FUCKS SAKE!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

hahaha

wasnt that just shit!! oh and old Doctor = mini gollum

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

hahaha YES!!...that was just shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

The way they saved the day was shit. Prayers? For fucks sake. At least do some foreshadowing.

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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

John Simms is the best Actor this country has seen in a LONG time

EDIT: just to slightly off topic :D

(likeajackhammer, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

Mummy!!! Daddy!!! It's back again!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

arf!

fantastic!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

hahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

arf! arf! grrrrr! arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

why don't you go where fashion sits

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

dear lord

that's only just less burny than one of DTH's

'ning freebs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

ning Oh mighty one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

ning!

edit: Dear God, how did I miss this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B03Od5kBXXY

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

*arf*

*looks*

*fails to get*

*looks again*

*gets*

how good is this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD6k2P7RlE4&mode=related&search=

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

were you away?

it was on at the cinema as a pub(l)ic information film

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

Away? Ah, that could be it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

You weren't using your microscope?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

moin

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

moin

In other news:

news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1273154,00.html

"Adur District Council's Permanent Mobile Home site."

Trailerpark?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

a lancing party

par for the course.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

Good grief!

'Ning also

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

Arf

heya freebs

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

ning weas

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

ning

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

'ning CK

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

uuuuuuuuuuugh

you broke my punny bone

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

He's the king of the world!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

That is TERRIBLE!

I like your three bees :)

EDIT: Oh bugger - 15k next post! I'd better go and make a picture :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

bzzz

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

Don't trust him!

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The Tig and me, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)

He has a nasty stain on his pillow

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

ahem

don't we all?

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The Tig and me, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Not nasty, no.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

Don't worry its probably MRSA bug

that someone splattered

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The Tig and me, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

hahahaha!

top class punnage.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

haha

must go watch this now.

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moogy boobles, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

hahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

harr

*Likes*

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

Me Gecko

Says Ning

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

*teases with locust*

*gets bitten*

Ning

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

*wants*

Beauuuuuuuuuutiful!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

BBC news

click
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42449000/jpg/_42449244_statusquogetty.jpg
Pffff

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

is that Richard and Judy?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

"I'm taking me mam home now, she's had one too many babychams"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

if only she was fully corporeal

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

She's pretty

Who is she?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

Who's that girl? Running around with you?

Ning

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

'Ning a ling

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

ningking

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

'ning folks

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Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

ning bixy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

Is it Kirsten Dunst?

'Ning!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

I wondered that from the file name

But it didn't look much like her. And she ain't that pretty.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

GHOST!

Wheres that phonebook..

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

Who you gonna call?

Probably an English teacher after that sentence. It should be 'who are you going to call?' People wonder why English skills are falling, but the answer is simple: blame the Ghostbusters.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

Was at a children's centre last week

Posters up on the wall including 'caring for the enviroment' 'plaese clean you're boots' and 'learning to be freinds'.

What hope have they got?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

heheh

stuff like that makes me laugh and despair simultaneously

my fav superfluous apostrophe was on a sign that said "XMA'S TREES £10"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

*shudders*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

how dare he!

selling his ma's trees!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

Whom are you going to call?

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fuscous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

maybe she'll gain substance if I fill her with ectoplasma?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

Top or bottom loading?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

hmmmm, not sure

I'd better try both

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

"The White Zone is for loading and unnloading only. There is no stopping in a Red Zone"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

RACIST!

'ning archie

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

'ning there fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

'ning Archie

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

'ning fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

we all know what this is about don't we archie,

you want me to have an abortion.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

and thus another Andrew McDavies was born

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

Arf!

damn, the secret is out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

Really must see that film

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

you certainly must!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

wouldn't it be weird, you'd be able to see yourself going in and out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

can't be that tricky

those anime guys do it all the time

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

She can haunt me

instead of my ex...

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The Tig and me, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

Well if you insist on dating the dead

What do you expect?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

but I buried her

under the patio

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The Tig and me, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

BIG!

Twelve votes gets me back in the top 50 if you've got a moment, ta!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

lovely stuff as usual Mata

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

Thanks TripleB

I've heard some rock and roll gangsters are stealing a missile in Bolivia. Go defeat them with your Xtreme skills!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

Triple B to the rescue!

*gets in B mobile*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

Aww!

Bees!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

It's that easy.

Ace as usual.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

done.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

Thanks :)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

Hi-fiving doves!

Or ducks, or geese or whatever.
Love it Mata *clicks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

Ducks, definitely not geese.

Ducks are a universal force for good, whereas geese are the epitome of evil. It's all explained in the archives.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)

There should be some sort of chart to warn us of the goose risk level

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

I'm sure that can be arranged

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

hahaha

Will you genius!

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

g'day

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

Wotcher Phexy!

Not seen you around for a bit, where's you bin?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

haha!

*votes*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

haha

so true

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

Morning all.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

thats a nifty icon you have there...

time for me to donate again i suppose...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

donating will ease your passage.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

Racist Video Suggestions on YouTube

Searching Youtube for the "Barak the Magic Negro" song, written after an article in the LA Times, I was presented with the following racist suggestions under the director videos.
What kind of algorithm are they using to choose the terms?

(BigAl, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)

2 years to post?

Almost 3 even. Crop it to just the key bit.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)

the best crop would be cleverly concealed in the handy 'delete' button....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

i cropped it for him

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)

Much better.

100% fact on the name BTW.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

Wow!

You've been lerking for two years and this is your first post?

This is truly epic fail!

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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

Tuesday already?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

damn

i was going to have fish and chips monday, i wonder if i enjoyed it

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mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

Did you have curry sauce?

Cos that will have made a difference

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)

my fingers look a bit yellow and they smell of indians

so maybe

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mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)

Does your kitchen smell of an overdose of turmeric?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)

jesus loves you

and there is nothing you can do about it

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mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

weren't you in australia as well recently?

or am i looking at the wrong chops?

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)

a while back now, got back on 19th of feb

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mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)

you don't happen to know anyone near adelaide do you?

i'm currently out of places to stay.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

i don't sorry, mind you just leave adelaide, it's for the best

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mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

i agree, NSW was heaps better.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

(xaniac, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)

so that's what breast-fed religion is all about...

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)

that's the kind of Jesus everyone needs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

i think i'm in love with jeeeesus!

praise be to b3ta, hallelujah!!!!

'ning ' ning brothers and sisters
praise the lord!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

BIG R!

i'll guess that the suggestions are selected from tag scouring, but who knows? the oreo one probably confuses most people outside of narrow geographical areas, and 'spook' also varies in meaning depending on where you are.

edit: then there's the fat guy on a flying carpet that i'm assuming gets ignored by all....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

I've been getting more into cheese lately

being a cheese aficionado is a very weird. It's very strange the things you're willing to stick in your mouth once you've accepted it as cheese.

I ate so-so cheese today that smelled exactly sweaty feet.

I once had to stop myself from eating a cheese because I could just imagine french farmers standing around, holding their cocks and laughing about stpuid americans like me as they pissed all over a piece of brie.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)

How d'you think it gets the crusty white rind?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)

I am kinda confused as to the point of this thread

(Northern Lovely, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)

gah

I deplore your post-big-and-not-funny-image-then-run strategy

ning b3ta!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)

'Ning Lord Mighty

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)

ning Trelarellis

how goes it?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)

Just been gassed by Joopman!

Other than that, fine. You?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)

I have pulled two muscles

that I didn't know I had

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

Oooch! I managed to fall into a hedge on Saturday

Sprained two wrists and an ankle :-(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)

;)

'ning all

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)

'lo pzykes

'lo all

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)

Weasel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)

*feels the love*

*smooshes back*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

hiya!

*ruffles fur*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

hows things?

*smooths down tufts*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

the boss/colleague is on holiday, so I'm expecting to have more work to do this week

it's surprisingly quiet atm though...

and yourself? I noticed you're falling out of the stats ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

Yea I know.

I've been spending a lot of time on KoL recently. I donno, b3ta has aggravated me of late.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

haha, that looks like fun

and reminds me of the "Munchkin" card game in its comical style

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

get into it if you have the time

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

ning KW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)

hows you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

I am ooooooooookaaay

my second monitor has gone fizzzzzzz....phut

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

=/ Mine is on its way out too

it keeps going shades of blue/pink/green

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

no idea what the hell that is about.

but 'ning! all.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)

2 years and you still haven't read the FAQ?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

sure cure for insomnia: motorhead+photoshop

probably dunbindun years ago....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:29, archived)

Even his boils rock harder than 99% of the world.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:37, archived)

mmm, boils.

still up, there? i'm dead in my chair. had a fit of energy but it is gone.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:41, archived)

Been watching fireworks, looking at making a late snack.

Just midnightish, must be well into
the 3am zone for you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)

2:45.

fireworks died off a couple of hours ago. now it's all sporadic gunfire and terror from the gutters.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:46, archived)

Not much terror in our gutters...

...damn tweakers'll comb up anything
left for 2 seconds and try to smoke it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)

durned tweakers. they ruin everything for decent drug addicts.

i'm off to bed shortly. have a good snack....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)

Cya pb

Sweet dreams of the end of humanity and all that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

'night!

soon, so very soon....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)

Hot in...

was going to animate flames behind the grill but then i thought "fuggit" this prolly bindung to deaths

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:20, archived)

Hot hot...

hotter than Dell!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:22, archived)

ning fella!

nice fp!! hoorah!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)

thanks...

animate the flames hard!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)

*scared

will takes ages to do....then some git will say "Bindun"
Or worse.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:29, archived)

so?

you shopping for them or you?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)

this is truth.

*sets to work

(worked the smoking ban last night....busiest area of the whole club was the open air smoking terrace..rammed full to the gunnels of smokers and non smokers, maddest scene ive ever seen)

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:35, archived)

you'll be surprised how fast that'll change.

smokers here adapted quite quickly: "might as well give it up, was thinking about doing so anyway...."

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:35, archived)

everything i do, i do it for you

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mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:02, archived)

you are bryan adams.

aicmfp.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:34, archived)

hell is other computers.

*ai twenty minutes after self-awareness is reached*

edit: just saw your typo. "bindung" is now coined for 'shops that have been done, and the new one being offered is by far inferior to those of legend'.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:31, archived)

hell-dell-hell

a joke that never gets old in my IT department

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

Weighty issues or just blubber?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:10, archived)

It is all relative

woo

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

i'd like a whale for a doctor. my human doctor is a skinny fucker who thinks everyone should weigh what he does.

my hair weighs more than him.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:33, archived)

prophet mohammed leads a raid

(xaniac, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:54, archived)

CHOOK HATS FTW!

hahahahaha *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:02, archived)

he's a wily one, that mohammed.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:36, archived)

my cat is trying to tell me something...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)

Is your cat a mutant in disguise as well?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)

90% mutant

10% weird!
bizarre pic!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:52, archived)

yes, get him/her a lid for privacy.

i have friends who toilet trained their cat. he used the toilet for a long time, then just stopped and they had to revert to litter again.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:38, archived)

Achtung! Meinen?

Attention, this belongs to me?

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Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

RTFSP!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Vote 1 Ed Gein

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:05, archived)

Bit of rebranding is needed these days...

SwiftJay's all Irish low fat breakfast rounds.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:08, archived)

vegetarians taste bland

but the meat is usually tender

(xaniac, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)

a bit of fresh ground pepper

and a few air dried hippies sorts that out!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:13, archived)

Mince . . . smush . . . eat . . .

It's all good . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:13, archived)

i wrote a poem about ed gein a long time ago.

i've been meaning to illustrate it for here - was one of six poems (albert fish, juan corona, a few others) about multiple murderers.

being vegetarian, i know we taste better. well, the parts of me i've eaten do.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:40, archived)

Self surf training . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:04, archived)

She'd be moving like that!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:06, archived)

trained to surf

chained to the surf!
Nice!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:07, archived)

i think surfing is hilarious.

looks like such fun, then i hear surfers speak and if they're not braindead they're busy claiming that surfing is a serious sport. yeah, like lawn darts and pinochle.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)

mohammed tempted by jesus

(xaniac, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:45, archived)

*bums embassy*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:46, archived)

*burns 72 virgins*

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:48, archived)

*puts masking tape on their necks*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:53, archived)

*accuses them of sounding like Barnaby Bear*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)

*throws apples at French people*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)

French are from . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:38, archived)

B - )

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d d, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:50, archived)

Hooters - Religion....

Hooters - Religion....
Hooters - Religion....
Hooters - Religion....
Hooters - Religion....
....dilemna

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)

Dilema collapsed:

Worship tits (like 95% of straight men).
What could be more transcendant.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 6:55, archived)

hahaha!

i like this very, very much. his scuttling motion is perfect.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:47, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:15, archived)

Fluff!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:22, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:35, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:36, archived)

Now I have lost my marbles . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:26, archived)

AWWWW KITTY

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Shiksa, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:29, archived)

lima! or tuna!

good fluff.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)

frude freude umpff

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)

Hat!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:14, archived)

He is a train driver.

His name is Charles Potsnipe.
He is married to Gretchen.
She is a wet nurse in a zoo.
She is currently nursing a litter of rare Indochinese piglets.
The piglets' names are Darcy, Frutillada, Purndunk, and Fullington Hespmunt.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:19, archived)

FULLINGTON HESPMUNT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)

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