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[challenge entry] Bin laden?


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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# not quite as well as this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Well it was all worth it then
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Lazy bastard!
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA


I'll start


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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# O
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# okay then...
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(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Ohhh! Ohhh!
I pick M, top left
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# seeing as its the third week of Nim

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I find this to be dimensionally anachronous
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# difficult manoeuvre...
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(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *winrars*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *tars*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# aww man
now I'm all sticky

*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *zips*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ooooh
Rushton's Gambit!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# time for Bonetti's Defence!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# oooooh Aldwych,
dangerous move!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# that's good that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Bananarape!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
#
that doesn't sound very apeeling.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# How about
a little bit of Nana's grater rape then?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Better than 'gator rape
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Possibly true.
But can you 'scratch a hill of cheese' with an alligator? I think not sir...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# You'd also have a fight trying to sever your arm with a cheesegrater
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# It would certainly take determination.
And lots of painkillers I expect O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Real office titter
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Pfffft!
simple and funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# are you saying I'm simple
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I think he did


*steps back to watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
I will not have my good name sullied... I challange you to a dance off!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *steps back to watch*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *begins the moves*
the ocean in motion... dis - co - cow - boy... the robot... the drunken master ... JAZZ HANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *grabs*
*points in direction of empty cardboard boxes*

:p
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# KENNEH!
*Grabs in a man-clinch*

www.b3ta.com/board/7375784


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# 'ning sir!
*returns man-clinch*

*reaches round*

Haha, ace song sir! Are you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# yeah
not sae bad I was a bit rough last night but well enough to come to w . . . this morning

Still Summer hours so I'm off soon

Have I explained summer hours?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Summer hours?
No, what are they?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# It's a transparent base
to make it possible to see the water and contents below . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I've never heard of a glass-botommed boat.
  
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# yo pops!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Morning son!
I'm still trying to get used to being made of rubber bands, it's most odd.

Next time could you try and use something a bit firmer please?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I yam! I yam!



...soon
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# JESSIE!
*climbs into pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *hides purloined mink snacks*
*tries to sneak them into Jessie's bag while she's distracted*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# i knew it was you!
they're my snacks!

*scratches your nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I'm not surprised you knew really...
...I stole them while she was asleep to give to you, remember?

*hopes Jessie doesn't read this post*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Hey Minky
I'm finding it hard to believe, cos you're so cute and innocent...but I've been hearing rumours that you're chasing b3ta-girls for less than innocent intentions...

*passes newly found mink snacks*
*scratches fondly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# WHAT?!
*shocked*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Don't worry! It's ok!
You can still trust b3ta-boys

*Comfort hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *spots false beard and cigar in pocket*
*doesn't trust*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# hi mum!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Hi son!
Y'alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I think we should have battle of the Profs!
Play Piece
Undercover
K-Mart

any others?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I'm sure there's another one.
*dons battle pance*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# My money's on you chief
*massages shoulders*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# you aint got nuffin foo'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# are you talkin to my boy?
YOU AIN'T SEEN MY BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *inhales*
*exhales*

*does that circley shoulder thing*

*bounces on balls of feet*

*inhales*

*exhales*

*oils up*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *clicks neck five times*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Stop smokin'
you got a fight to win!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# either that
or go outside to the designated smoking area
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *looks at a loss for something to do...*
*painics and starts to do one handed pushups just to freak you out!*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *notices you don't look too freaked out*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# uuurrghgghggghhh
two!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Would you find those pushups easier if I stopped sitting on you?
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# :D
probably, but where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I can see him...
oh yeah - I can see him, my ability to see him, past, present, and future, is not in doubt... my seeing him capacity is high, the equipment I employ to register his likeness optically is fully functional!

*points* he's there

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# play piece is undercover
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# that makes it interesting
2 on to 1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# After that there should be captain battles.
Hood-Butter, I'm coming for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# cor!
*call's Captain Corelli and Captain Sensible*

damn they're busy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# crikey
people would pay to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *thinks about changing name to captain aphex*
*can't be arsed*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Any other Sirs want a fight?
I've already had Sir Edward Bicycle . . . C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# SSG?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# arg
/talk fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# eep!
*surrenders*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# nobody else is mighty
I shall fight myself for my honour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Any othe...oh

*shuffles feet*
*sighs wistfully*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Well you're certainly not funny!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# witty bugger
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# haha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Heh, ace =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] i feel for her!

(d4rksab3r, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# if anything
its nice to know people are buying fair trade.
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# so you think gang rape is fair, do you?
do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# depends what you're trading it for
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# gang grape?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# it can be oranged . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I hope you will apple-o-gise for that pun



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# That's the last straw, Barry!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# jesus
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# you should be im-peach-ed for that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# sun comment now sorted
but in wrong order, i'll now be branded racist
also wonder how long it'll take for them to realise what's on the tee shirt.

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007310145,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Ooh
*emails friend who works at Bizarre*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# if they're are paying for it
i dont think it counts as rape.
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Oh my!
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Banana?
Binin'er!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
#
for

tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Bananarape!
You could probably compo that...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha
I like this.

The picture, I mean, not banana-gang-rape.

Although .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *has hands replaced with bunches of bananas*
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *wiggles banana fingers*
_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# tempting ...
... but I ache all over today

maybe a banana-massage?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# hmm
ok.

*drops bottle of massage oil*

could you open this for me please?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# ha! butter-fingers!
oh ... right ... not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# quick
eat the leery one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hahahah
I'M EATING CAKES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# happy bewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# haha
good lord
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Banans!
Are they slipping her one!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I hope you left them in Sainsburys.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I know this is way after the post but...
Everybody seems to have missed the point that they are co-joined triplets. So its like either self abuse or incestial rape?

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I went to the Space Circus...
...it was rubbish.





Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# SEND ALL CLOWNS TO THE MOON
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Woo!
excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha!
*HONK! HONK!*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
nice one doc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# WATTS UP DOC?!?!11
LOLOLOLOL

/bored
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Why don't you draw some sexy nuns
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# holding bunches of wild haslet
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# with pitchforks with fur handles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# all of which have tits
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# swit swoo?
Is she channelling a dead owl?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# 'sup my ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yo yo yo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# what's the haps on the craps?
or some such
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# urban!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 'lo phex
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# 'ning KW
how's it goin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Not to bad mate
Glad its friday

You?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *waggles hand back and forth*
good and bad.
grampas not well but it's the boss's last day
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Hope your gramps gets better!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# feel less bored now?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# at the risk of being redundant and repetitive:
i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I can see the marks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# you deleting knobber!
I just replied to you not knowing what that meant and you deleted! DELETER! *points*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Obviously fake
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Pffft!
Strongman would be rubbish n'all
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# haha
excellent spacepants
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Fellatia!
Fellatia Fellowes!
how the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I'm OK I think
how are you, you slinky Minky type person?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# i'm ok
bit apprehensive today.
my grampa's in hospital for tests, he's not too well.

but it's my bosses last day today, which is good
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Oh heck. Best wishes for yer gramps
and last day japes, like piss in the coffee pot etc, for yer boss!

(and another *smoosh* for you, seeing as it's you)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ooh hoo hoo
multi smooshes

*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hope your granda's alright
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
In space, only the clowns know how bad they smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# (Sp)ace-tastic
woo.
Vermicelli ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# You lucky people! It's the Happy Happy Friday song!
Thanks to Dixon of Dock Bawls and Prodge69 for the suggestion


What Happy song would you like for next Friday?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Arf!
Very good. Can we have Slayer - Angel of Death next week please?

or The Spermbirds - Playboy Subscriber
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *screams*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# :D
Friday on My Mind from the Easybeats
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *Friday Hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *mansmoosh* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Shiny, Happy B3tans
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Holding hands
*holds hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# i wonder
is that vork/supermoore anim still there
or did it die along with vork's site?

that was good stuff

google suggests that it's on your site mr Horse :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I think it's dead.
Song's still here:
stablesound.co.uk/mp3/touchyfeelyspacktards.mp3

(features some BAD synth instruments)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# :D
i miss them both
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Friday on my Rind
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid

and in other news my bog standard b3ta comment's been added to archies sun image.
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007310145,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *disapointed*
I thought it was gonna say 'would would would wouldn't would'

C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# leave it with me.
i got the order wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *big wet snoggs*
*is reminded of Poland*

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Nice!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# then I saw her face
now I'm a retriever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# wwoooooaaaah
hub caps ba dada daa da dada
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Hurrah for Friday
Hurrah for this
Hurrah for you



HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# BOO!
BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Boo?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# :D
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# BOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# and Hooray for Pocoyo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *SMOOSH*
check out this hotty!

RAR
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
that's cruel ... but funny!

Still feeling very dodgy about that whole thing .... all a bit too ... well ... Freudian, really.

/edit/ ning! *smooosh* *sex*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ?
are you having sex with family members


for money?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# you're smart.
a bit too smart
*eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *hides binoculars*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# No
I shagged my mate's dad yesterday.

He looks like Freud.

It's all a bit strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Sigmund, Clement or Lucien?
or a rubbery amalgam of all three?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Sigmund
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Yes....mate's dad....yes....


*Removes Freud disguise*

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# ... ZOMG!
what a cliff hanger. I'll be sure to tune in next week to find out more!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# heh
To be honest it would be better if it was a disguised Ninjabader ... my mate is really not too happy at having to call me mum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I had to do it
sorry.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Oh YOU!
*cuffs ear lightly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *looks sheepish*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Hurrah indeed!
Mwwah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Oh the gleeee
happy friday Mr Sir the Hat Dave :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# and to you and yours!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Medicated Borrower of Daschunds
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# marvellous Mr the Hat
just marvellous!

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# wonderful
made even better by the fact that I have the day off.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# to enjoy the lovely weather?
*looks out of window*

*sees three cows and a tractor blow past*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# pffft
Not the best of weather for a day off is it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I'll tell you what
it's not te best weather for cycling to work either
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# you'd better not go out in the rain
you'll go all soggy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# are they on a yacht?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Cheers Dave!
*loves the cure*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I've been dreading this all week
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *sigh*
C'mon it was days ago that I beat you at i-sketch . . . give it up! Let it go . . .

*hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Wooyay
that's awesomesauce, plus it has the cure :) gets the thumbs up
(Runningwithsporks Something something darkside, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# my only song lyric post ever ... ning dave !

sung in the sixties by sick band the downliner sect
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# that is very very good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Acers! and 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I find this terribly sad :(
but also a top anim
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I watched that right until the end
nervously expecting a 'squelch' from off-screen.

I feel strangely disappointed now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Morning David
I hope all be well?

*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# JESSIMACA!
*suffomacates*

I was gonna ring ya this morning but I forgot to pick up my phone and I don't have your number . . . soz . . . y'awwright chicken? all packed?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Heheh, no
But getting there

And it's finally been confirmed that we are getting the keys tomorrow! YAY!


...which is nice, since that's the last date they promised us, and I have a van etc. booked!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Nice one Dave!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I
Love the cure!
(engekomkommer, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I don't like Monday's next Friday please!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Sod it...I may as well celebrate this small amount....


As I'll never manage to get into the 1000's
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# pft
*obessively starts counting*

also congratulations...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I'll tell you this much
there's more than a hundred there

408
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# arlight maths wiz
... twenty foooouur... twen...ty fiiive

*runs out of fingers and toes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# you have 25 fingers and toes!
wow
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# i think he used his ears and trouser salad too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# wood
definitely wood
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to get your nob/baps out
or something?

/not up with these customs
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# i bet your pencil sharpener's worn out now
and neatly bundled too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Oh you'd be surprised....
My 100 and 1,000 were within a few weeks of each other after nearly a year of lurk...

Congrtumalationings squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Nice one, and congrats
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i thought that too
but look at me now!

*weeps gently into keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Haha this!
I think I posted about twenty things in my first year
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# what's that burning smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# GRATS

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Oh noes!
Looks like i've gone over the 100 mark.
(engekomkommer, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Them's some nice faggots!
.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I wanna clock thread too...
Have a blast from teh 1950's (even before my tiem)

(SignalFailure, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ROCK!!!!!
on a CLOCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Rock around the clock?
/Stab in the dark blog
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# ouch - my dark place
I've been stabbed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Wow, that was lucky/unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Well he's already dead....
so I'd say lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# still
it's not nice to be stabbed... especially there
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Can you still feel when you're dead?
does that mean my 'victims' could still have enjoyed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# well they could have done
but they probably didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# thank god for that
now if you'll excuse me, I'll stand in a dark room and stab wildly completely unphased by the lesson I'd just learned
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# ohhh ffs!!!!
your right...kill me now!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *clutches at chest wound*
Damn... *pant pant*... I was so close!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# DIMRILL NOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# you've punctured his insanity gland!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *gasps!*
*Starts selling insurance*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# oh right
just rub salt in my wounds too...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Well yea, but I don't think I can kill a ghost through stabbing
Unless I killed a knife and used the ghost knife to stab you
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# You couldn't use a ghost knife
You'd have to kill a knife and then get another ghost to use it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# it worked for Lady Macbeth
it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# in this book
called Macbeth

foreword by Konrad Bartelski
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# i've read macbeth
and you sir are a liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# this is a different Macbeth
in this one he runs a haberdashery in Stockport
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I wonder if you can hire ghost assassins
Pay them with freshly burned ghost money
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# YO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Can a ghost assassin kill a man's ghost before they're dead?
More importantly, what do ghosts eat?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# yes
and we're all kept of a diet designed by Gillian McKeith... so it's mostly poo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# but I bring a packed lunch of crisps and a jam sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# So we've established that ghosts eat normal non-ghost food
So they are affected by matter.

Is it possible to make a ghost-bag that you can trap ghosts in?
And what element are ghosts made up of? Ghost carbon?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
#
smegma ectoplasm
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# You sure? I thought ectoplasm was a ghostly by-product
Do they eat ghost fruit from fruit that died but wasn't eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# all food you've eaten becomes ghost food
stands to reason if you think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Well no, surely fruit is dead when you buy it.
Like steak and such forth. So at the point they're picked/chopped up, they'd become ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# no
when they're picked / killed they become ghost versions of what they were... every bite you take out of a sandwhich the corresponding bit appears in the ghost world. It's getting a bit cluttered.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# So does that man if a man gets his arm chopped off, there will be a ghost arm?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# yup
waiting for the rest of him... there's whole room full of them... they wrestel and play the piano and do finger painting - it a whole world of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Ghostland sounds scary
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# nah - it's pretty cool
and all the finest women in history are here... but old, unless they died young... which a lot of them didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# sounds like a lot of work to me
I wouldn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# rock out with your clock out?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Get your clocks off,
get your clocks off, honey?

Edit: what happened to the wanking baby watch up there?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# flav!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Yeeeeaaaahhhhh Booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Flava flaaaaaaaaav!
*puts viking hat on* wassup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Did you see that dating program with him on?
Oh it was masterful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# no, I didn't

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# 911 is a joke in my town.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7375728
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# how now black cow
word to bird
word to bird


/flava flav blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# rock will rot your teeth over time?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# sitting on the clock of the bay?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# woman where's my dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# In that case...
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# that's nicely done
took me a while too
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# most kind, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# But it's a
coolish, wet day in July...

Top Shop.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It was indeed called 'Orwell's Clock' when first posted, many moons ago...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# nice
1
(SignalFailure, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I'd love to have one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# clock time sugar treat seaside stars!
As sung by Buddy Holly and the Crickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# space clock... in a bucket of white wine
while comets attempt to fertalise it? And sticks of rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Everyone, to B3ta-on-sea!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# \o/
*jumps in rubber ring*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Britain's Most Dysfunctional Resort
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Christ, can you imagine it?
It'd be like Skegness, just with more cock
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# MORE?
Skegness has a fair bit of cockas it is doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] HINT: Perspective is your friend


Everything is lying flat on the table, though Liz's image is in a book, which helps to add depth.
Take a peek at what this image looks like from directly above here.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Clever clogs
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *brain melts*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# This place is determined
to make me think naughty thoughts about our Majesty...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# i love this compo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# oooh ooh new compo!
I've not managed to guess what it is yet so it must be a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# That's rather confusing
and disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I see your 2012 logo in ZOO, and raise you...
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007310145,00.html
/de-tagged, of course
last Week I was a 'top graphic artist' in the Independent online article.
This week, I'm a 'computer expert' according to the Sun online,
Next week I'm gunning for Home secretary
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Oh, please tell me you're gunning for Wade
:o)

edit: How terribly rude of me not to do this...

*applause*
*applause*
*applause*
*applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Thor_Sonofodin has just pointed the article out to me
and it's been 'detagged' - obviously.
Oh, what to do!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# get riverghost to bring 'em down!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Issue an invoice
No excuses, no questions. It's your image, they used it without permission and even detagged you. Fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I'd be interested to see what the response to that would be
EDIT: How about an EVENT! "Live AIDS" we could do a dirty protest in Fleet Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I was just reading this somewhere...
oh yeah it was further down the page :p
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I hadn't noticed that!
thanks for letting me know guys, much appreciated!
/anyone know if they've done the unthinkable and printed it in today's 'newspaper'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# That'd be the clincher
They've already pissed away the "You'd think he'd be happy with the publicity" defence.

edit: If you have to go out and buy it for evidence.. charge them whatever you like for the picture (I'd they'd asked, *then* they could have negotiated) plus 30p
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I've just gaz'd you after noticing something about the pic....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Lol, the publicity they haven't credited him with
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hahah this^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# i'm still waiting for my comment to appear on the page.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# It's up there, fella, thanks for that
did you try and link to something in it, cos the linky no worky?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# you won't forget us when you're rich and famous?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I won't forget you
*waves off on platform*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Those lazy, lazy journalist slags
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Not that lazy...
They took the TAG off!! CANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# At last, a king who looks the paaaart
At last, a queen who looks good naaaked!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# The Queen is dead buff!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# This is giving me the fear

well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# nice work
i approve of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
that's terrible and awesome at teh same time.

No Jim Dunlop Stubbies though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# No,
but there IS a pirate one.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# yarr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I bought a pirate one the other day....
It was far too thin for my liking, but it has a skull and crossbones on it and so makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I've got a signed Yngwie Malmsteen one
I usually have on in my pocket

but not today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Rising Force!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# "I like the way
he calls himself Yngwie J Malmsteen, just to be sure he's not confused with all the other Yngwie Malmsteens"

/David St Hubbins
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# hahahah
I'm Yngwie Malmsteen

No! I'm Yngwie Malmsteen

/Spartacus blog

ps the 'Tap are playing this Live Hearse thingy...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
#
www.theonion.com/content/node/34676
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# yay for visual puns
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# ZX Plectrum
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Spang me while your at it
it took me far to long
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
I was thinking Pickzx? That's not funny. Unless it's a new guitar type goatse thing.
(jagathewise, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *slaps* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
i can never find a bloody plectrum when i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I'm tripping up over the buggers.
Folk keep leaving them behind.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *spangs*
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# and so you should be!
'nings the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
*pounces*
*gives a reet good sexing*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# cor!!!
*sexes back all enthusiastic, like*

'ning prof! Still dead i see :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# sorry
that's never happened to me before
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Pffft!
*resurrects*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# if everyone just thinks of my name at the same time...
my inflated ego might just get my heart started again!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *thinks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Never mind that, think of his name!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# spoilsport!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Ok, you think hard...
I'll see if I can use my new powers to do something for the lad...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Psssst!
*waggles eyebrows*

*waves forked tail*

'ning Debs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# 'ningles broomster
*strokes tail*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *purrs gently*
I'm enjoying this Satan lark...

*prods co-worker with pitchfork*

*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *polishes horns*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Nice deep shine as ever.
Were it not a physical impossibility I could see my face in them...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Thanks
for hurting my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# If you stacked male sheep in a box
Would that be a RAM Pack?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha
I was going to 'write' EMO in razor blades, but I can't be arsed.

Woo for ZX plectrum! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# HA HA HA HA AHhhhhh
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# deary me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
I expect they've painted a tunnel on the side of a mountain a bit further on, too.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# they've been taking tips off Wile E
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
that is total genius
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# R2 Detour?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# pfft
wag
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# yup
that one has been FP'd a long time ago, in a galaxy far away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I'll just reiterate my earlier comment to Thor about getting me coat...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# yup
better just get yourself to the pub early... drown those sorrows
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# it is a bit chilly in here, isn't it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Arf!
Theres a couple of them waiting on top of a cliff with a big boulder, too.
*click*
(creem all over your face, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Ooooo.... so many levels....
*awards badge*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# ning
how many levels?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I've spotted two....
that's a lot for my brain...

I suspect there may be more but I don't know the cheat codes...

Guten Ningle
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# fruitini! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# I had to Glasscockz this reference
*puzzled*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# the Jawas say "Utini!"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# R2 Detour
pesky jawas "Hey, what are you trying to push on us"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# DO A BARREL ROLL.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha
how sneaky
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Very ha
poor R2 unit
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# ooteenie!
the humus is stong with this one... something I've not felt since... indeed you are powerful as KoH has foreseen... Simba, you deliberately disobeyed me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Father!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo... I hate sand... do or do not... So Leia's....Hakuna Matata!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Yay!
Here's his brother:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# hahah - ace
right -I'm off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# can't be arsed to go
/bad motivator blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# you still awake?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# well wake up, you're missing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# OH, LOOK DYSLEXIA POSTED A PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF:
RUSSIAN HAT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# go

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# to

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# bed

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# . Close
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
#
bed,closejail
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Do not pass go
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# do not
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Make the man?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Make him pay with...
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# collect
doghorse ruins my first chevron
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# NEWTON OWNZ THROREAU.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# umm ok then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
gayest post ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# That's wider than the size recommended in the FAQ
/nazi struggling to find something to complain about blog

I enjoyed your policemens
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# thanks, after they took the hacker to jail they kidnapped some children and killed them
as a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# But did he ever find some brown sugar?
oh, he wasn't talking about sugar was he.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Russian hat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Dave the hat's cousin
They don't meet up much any more.
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# RUSSIAN HAT.
RUSSIAN HAT.
PART ONE OF RUSSIAN UNIFORM.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Will we have the opportunity to collect the other parts?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# MAYBE IF I WAS DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# BEST ENTRY YET.
YOU WIN SO HARD AND IM NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I HAD THIS EXACT SAME IDEA.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Thank you, come again!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# WINNAR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I always love these, but this is the best yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# HUZZAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# back to the fuhrer

clicky for the entire poster thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! johnsto, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Vaht ze hell ist ein Gigawatt?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# it's "Jigawatt" ;)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# I think you'll find that a search on the net will bring up pages and pages
of it being both and all of these pages are tosh.

Jiggy with it watt.
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I know, but I can't bring myself to spell it that way
I fear Mictoboys red pen
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# in the movie, it's pronounced 'jigga'
but it's fiction
so it's a tricky one to pedant effectively

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Fiction?...but...the flux capacitor...the Delorean....skateboards...
mummy said it was true
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Mummy is a liar and a cheat.
go punch her dirty womb.
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Fine, if I must
work, work, work...grumble grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Ve ask de Qvestions.
*Slap - Slap*
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# There is a joke I have never had the guts to tell.
Ask someone "Have you heard the one about the Gestapo officer?"

When they say "No", slap them round the head and shout "LIAR!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# i have told that on numerous occasions
it works best if you've got gloves
so you can slap with the gloves, and it hurts less
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Leather nazi gloves?
That you take off, hold in one hand and slap into the other?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# well, any gloves will do
except maybe steel gauntlets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Who isde whore dat bore you?
Mine moder is not a whore.

Lair! >slap
Who isde whore dat bore you?
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Who's on the line?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# :D
takes with one hand news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6276388.stm
gives with the other news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6276076.stm

Ofcom and Channel 4, its a big love hate relationship
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# it does seem that they are in bed with one another.
the dirty swines.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# haha
Excellent...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# haha
"You Say, You Pay" more like

did anyone see a certain Mr T Bliar on that once?

god it was awful, I felt like chewing my fingers off in uncomfortable despair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# i work for a living so don't get to watch any daytime telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# me too
but I get home nice an early :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Bah!
damn you early leavers

*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Those crazy watchmakers eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I've never seen or heard that joke before
in the name of love
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Look in to my eyes....
Nice watch...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# haha!!
i'm only going to be here sporadically(?)
so i'll say a big 'NING and i'll be around a bit
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ning ivesy
your tea'll get cold
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# i don't drink tea....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# that's why it'll get cold
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# 'ning Ivesmeister!
*hi 5s*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Brain trainer, face trainer, whatever next?


Latest bizarre Nintendo DS game, now with "Facening"!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# does it call you a Bum Spastic if you get it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# hahahaha
SUPERBUMSPASTICTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# spackers need bum love as much as anyone else

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# NFSW!!!1 ;)
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Is there a site
with stock bottom photos?

Is there? Tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# yes, its called Google
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# pfffft
I'm still waiting for the wanking trainer for the Wii :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# It'd be like
Daley Thompson's Decathlon all over again

*waggles Kempston*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# *breaks keyboard membrane*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I considered doing that one, but thought it might be too rude
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
"too rude for b3ta", that's a new one :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Shooting against the bluescreen wasn't going to plan...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I don't get this
what's it from?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Nothing...
Just a movie blue screen...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# aahhhh
I was thinking of the wrong type of shooting
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

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