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[challenge entry] a quick one :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# haha
doesn't look very safe to me - the weight on that parcel shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# but it's the only way to live
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I can't argue with that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Jesus
That must have taken you literally 1.5 seconds

hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# its all about the expression in his face :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# It's Lord Lucan!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Crouton crouton!

(first compo entry, I suck)
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Your croutons have a fly infestation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# the mighty Boosh is not funny...
although Noel made me laugh when he was on Buzzcocks!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *gasps*
*swings handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *ducks*
its still unfunny
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# That was the best buzzcocks ever
mainly because of the cannon fodder the punk was.
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
punk

cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# True that,
apologies to ones that aren't cunts.
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# what a fucking wanker he is!
Bill Bailey had him covered..

even the little Jewish popworld fellah was scoring points
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Simon Adsell's great.
Very funny. I wouldn't like to heckle him - I reckon he'd be pretty quick and deadly on the put-down.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# why don't you just marry him then
if you love him so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Because he's gay and I'm not.
And I'm spoken for and I don't fancy him, he doesn't know who I am, I don't know him, there are myriad reasons really, to be honest.

Mind, I wouldn't mind boffing that one out of that girl band if she didn't talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# he's easily intimidated though....
when he was on as a guest... Mark Lamarr made mincemeat out of him :)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Really?
Didn't see that one. Would like to. Would like to see him vs. Lamarr now, actually - that would probably be quite fun.

No Cook vs. Morris, but good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# ANSTIIISSSS
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# he and Noel are actually best buddies
and the Towers of London will be appearing in the third series
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# *spangs*
*spangs harder*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
#
not

HA HA - I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
#
win fuck goats :-p
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# the mighty boosh is the pinncale of random funnyness
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)
# erm...
I think in this case, the song is literally true...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# It occured to me that the challenge can be taken two ways accurately
to take something lyrically bizarre (like most Duran Duran songs) and envisage it in a more literal sense - as the compo describes.

Or to simply draw some specific lyrics in a literal form, like croutons in a liquid broth.

Personally I think the emphasis should be put on the amusing metaphors version.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# TAKEN TWO WAYS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ROFL!
LIKE YOUR MUM!!!


/wankhead talker blog
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I agree
I just felt odd about the post. maybe because it's TOAS.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hmmm
it's what we call TOAP round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# tony harrison!
that chap is gold
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# ?
ohhh that song.

ergh
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# 2Unlimited
(__, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# techno techno techno techno
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Pffft hahaha
(__, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Driving to Dibley?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I was trying to figure how to get him in the pic
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# CTRL+V


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# doh!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Counts the "no"s...
All present and correct ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# without your help i'd have ris'd
i thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# yeey
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# There's no limit?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Be you reaching for the sky yets?
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hoho
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I am Marcus' father
I am also a lawyer if you must know. The internet is a free place and if you ban my son from it again it is discrimination and illegal. this is your first and hopefully only warning.
(Marcus de Sade, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# this
repeated for 2 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# You are an hero!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
Opps. Looking like another ban is on its way.

Not very smart for a Lawyer unless you are 10.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
are you 12?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# ban someone
from the internets?

GAH I want paint, this needs a panda drawing!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I didn't know Elton John had a son


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# its the
09/08/07 today


is that anything to do with it
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I don't think so
I think he's just a cuntswab
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# "Cuntswab"
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# NO!
No internet for Marcus... we have spoken!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# haha.... incest!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Sorry
Should we give a shit what you think about, ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Indeed? What is your legal speciality?
Wills and probate? Conveyancing? Criminal defence? Give us some proper legal jargon to prove it.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Claims Direct I'm guessing
either that or legal representative for Emap
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I think he just picked a job he could spell...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*starts a petition to ban Marcus from the internet again*


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Dam right...
Just about to cut his phone line.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# you are ghey
and liek mens bottoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# and poo
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# you need to post this on /talk
thats where they banned you from for breaking the internet
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# that's where they believ this is top humour
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# nah
he just kept posting silly text pictures that were very very big
he got a little spanged and got the huff
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I would imagine a lawyer would prefer his son to stay away from internet establishments such as this.
I like your new angle.

You're gonna sue someone if he sees something bad on this, aren't you? Can't be happy, you lot. Pfft.
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL SO SOO ME LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Time for another cat
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# cats are built for comedy
pity I'm allergic to them :(
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# What?
Do you find this amusing? hmm?

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# your reply made me chortle also
:D
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I'm playing my harmonica
and your ears are full of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# If he was banned you wouldn't be able to use his account now, would you...
your first, and hopefully only fuck up before another banning.

Stop being silly now, we know it's the Summer Holidays and you're just trying to fill time, but don't throw a teenage tantrum and spin bullshit like this please. Play nicely and we'll be nice back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Read the Fa Q
Read the Fa Q,
Read, read, read, read,
Read the Fa Q,
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *breathe*
If it is a members only board shirley the admins can ban who the fuck they liek.
Especialy mongtarded children liek yours!!

read the faqs and post a fucking picture otherwise /talk!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# My favourite part of this
is the implication that a lawyer wouldn't know what discrimination is.

I am a law student, and it's all we fucking talk about these days, discrimination this, discrimination that. It's all the fault of those fucking women.

But for the benefit of Marcus' dad, here's the definition of discrimination:

Something that is different to banning someone from a website.
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
what?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# read the FAQ
if you dont, you'll probably end up just like me...



...raping sheds until they collapse
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# MARCUS IS A COCK PILOT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I bummed your son rotten and buried him by the canal
ENJOY
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] think tony montana
(GiacomoLeopardi, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# gta3?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Christ yes.
Sadly I got it from the GTA mention.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# love that game
...
(GiacomoLeopardi, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# therefore... I will give you an imaginary* click for not being obvious...
*because I cant click due to using the barnesy mirror :-/
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!
boo-hoo-hoo-hoo....emotion *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I missed Toni in San Andreas!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# he wasn't even in vice city...
was he?
(GiacomoLeopardi, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# 1000 posts for me (woo)
1 badge for you lot. Well those of you that play isketch anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Aha!
Perfect, just what i needed :P
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Woo to you!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# congrats!
*takes badge*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# also we need an b3ta animators badge..
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# You're the animation master
And nice showreel BTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# :D thanks
But i'd like people to have a badge so i know if i can challenge them to animation battles and sorts :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] whatever you say pet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# nice work there fella
been reading a few "speciality" mags have we?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# polythene bag monthly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# The only mag that arrives in a wrapper
And the magazine gets thrown away
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# o_O
mrs trellis!

i am shocked and horrified and a bit turned on
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# That's what I'm here for, just doing my job ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# it's a quality read
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Now the beauty of that magazine
is that it comes IN a polythene wrapper. Bonus.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# just like happytoast!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# the songs you pick have in your 30s
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# pffft
she looks really similar to jo guest... or lesley ash...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# A young Leslie Ash
...Hmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# oh yes indeed
one of my mates got me the men behaving badly collection for christmas, which, upon opening it, filled me with disappointment... however, I ended up spending each evening for a week watching them all. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Yeh I loved it for a few series but then it got all too cosy, twee and smug
and now I have an inexplicable hatred for Neil Morrissey
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Before the...
...poor girl's facial Chorltonisation began!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Haha yes!
Nice description!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
I still love that song

such a drama queen anthem
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
#
anthem am i
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# pfft!
says yoda
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# i was debating on
am i
or
i am

i stand by my choice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
#
drama

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Lovely work sir!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# aphixifuck you!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# did someone say my name?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
I have that original single somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Had to do it. Just had to.


/me lives for lame jokes....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# You no Nissan Maindealer?
(__, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Afinkawan, you busy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# you didn't have to do it
you could've just looked at all the others that have been done. tis a good joke though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# ...to find me waitin' for him!
/is it not Sheena Easton then?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Hurray!
Apparently my youngest stepson (who rarely gets a mention by me) is having his hand shaken by Golden Brown today



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Poor kid
What on earth for?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# for being systematically abused since
I married his mother . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# They give medals for that don't they?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# no
just handshakes . . . it was only phyical and mental abuse not sexual


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I would never, ever imply such a thing
But, you know, condemned out of your own mouth and all that...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# this is much more like it.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Yay! Supurb!
Didn't even need the subtitles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldn't be arsed findong a walrus
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# WOOO
*fondles walrus*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# eggsactly what is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I love them
But how do we know they are eggmen?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# they have arms and legs and eyes
tcho
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# But how do we know they're men
As opposed to eggwomen?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# they don't have egg boobies
it's huMAN not huWOMAN



*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# try and edit that spelling mistake, Barnsey Boi :P
er... eggs, those eggs, er

edit: ahhhh coocoocachoop
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
# spellong mistake?
what spellong mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# goo goo g'joob!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
# coocoo
cachoo
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
# you should never findong a walrus
you change it's sex.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# google a jade
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# They're not the eggmen
I am the eggman

A doop doopy doo
(Alexander Graham Smell, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn right, it's better than yours...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# heheheh
nice
(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Ha! Yes.
And I just remembered, I owe you a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# it rings a bell...
but why do you owe me a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# When I first posted my Jesus/Dino pic you said it'd go viral
And after reading that I tagged it with my username.

And you were right :)

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
# wahey!
where's it been infecting?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# It went mental for a few days.
Including a request from TimesOnline to illustrate a Libby Purves column.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# haha excellent.
I'm glad you tagged it then. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Remind me about the pint if we ever meet ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# i certainly will!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# ha haha
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I could teach you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahah!
best yet
(simod, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] all true...


Check out the lyrics... last verse
homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.hart/lyricsb/brotherhood.html
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Jesus
The most ill advised lyric ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# yeah?
garypucketttheuniongap.lyrics.info/younggirl.html
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Yeah
but he's telling her to sod off
The 'Hood were saying "soon baby... just wait a bit longer"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# It always sounded like
he's telling her to fuck off after he's shagged her and realised she's only 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# To me it just sounds like he knows it's wrong
but he can't help himself
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# That can be interpreted different ways...
But 3?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# the song was about one of their children
it's a nice song
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Another
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# ha ha
Thats great.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!
This needs more attention
(__, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# help us out then!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Not even from the filename?
oh gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I knew i should have put tits on it
ta! btw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# "I tell ya, life ain't easy for..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *spangs*
Bloody hell, boss!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# hehehe, it's all part of the masterplan
pun them into submission
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Oh, a masterplan!
Is there insane cackling?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# always, and half-egg swivel chairs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Haha!
It was hard for him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# a buoouuu ey?
suuey

why the hell do some people pronounce buoy as buuu-eee anyway?

is it some fear of sexism or something?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
#
some people Septics
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# learn to spell and speak !
silly mericanos!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Americanos
Blue jeans and chinos
coke, pepsi and oreos
Americano-oo-o-os
In the land of the free
you can be what you wanna be
oh yeah... ye-ye-ye-ye-ye
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
# How hollow those words sound now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# like bitter empty bile
spat from it's vile resting place on my tongue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# It's because they're absolute idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer given by afinkawan
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# haha woo
see my post above for coincidence...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Buoys will be Buoys
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# great stuff :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] couldn't think of a better deeper!
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
excellent

Edit: why have I written this here? do I particularly love your laugh? perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# The one on the end in black and white looks like my work colleague
*rocks out in too-tight stonewashed jeans*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Mong Mong Quo Mong?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I'm RISing too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Downs downs, deeper and downs
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
# MADDY!
(Woody999, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# erm
Spaz, mong, cave, mong????
(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# cave = deeper.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Oh
I gotya now :-) bravo
(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Just got it...
I'm spanging myself for being so thick...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahahullhullhahahullhullhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain Beefheart
(pirateneddy, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# arf!
him and zappa can provide major nonsense for this compo
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] and then some!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# haha!
*harvests dental floss*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Mint!
But did you take your dental floss???
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# vampire jelly baby yiff orgy!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# so that's what Doc G and Sid are up to now...
*cries a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:46, archived)
# oh yes.....
this indeed - woo yay and the other ones + a *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

Ting | Tang
(Woody999, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# oriental lady
oriental man
fat singer
fat singer
some cunt off friends
BANG!

What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Asian Girl
Asian Boy
Lard arse, lard arse
cunt
boom

B Side to Livin' Da Vida loca
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Jap
Jap
Rick
Rick
Bing
Boom?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Ooo, eee, ooo ah ah....
"... ching, chang, walla, walla, bing, bang."
(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Winner.
Would post a link to it on Youtube.

But its not on there.
(Woody999, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

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