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F L A P !

for SSG!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)

awwwwwwwww

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

Too much flappge , to the hills!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

*splits sides*

Liffles
Or
Loffles

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)

Aww and haha.....

Use the force young penguin......!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)

hehehe

hurray for pengins!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)

Happy Arms

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)

haha, ace

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Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)

hahaha :)

great.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)

falpfalpfalpfalp

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)

hoorah!

nicely drawn

:)
[edit needs more wings!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

nice wing animation down there :)

edit: no, no, no, purism you see...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)

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Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

Why is this magenta duckie popping up very frequently around heres?

ah well nice little gif there anyways

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

spaz back in /boardtime

and you will discover

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Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

Ah i see now

flap flap?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)

it's getting more and more unhinged

as time passes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)

Yay.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)

I suppose it is tomorrow already

Sorry :)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)

woo!

:-D

(chippy time travel agents, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)

Nice magenta duckie

quack?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)

also :D

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Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)

yay!

I just pressed something and a shiney new symbol i never saw just came up and then it went.
Damn macs.

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Cae1, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)

hahaha great

/has just seen this blog.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)

mm.

DEVIANTART

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sooperdave, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)

it's a delicious redex :D

NOT ANYMORE

WHY DO YOU EAT MY LEMONS

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Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)

mostly jelousy

i want all the lemons.

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sooperdave, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)

0o0o0o0

I love eating lemons. But I am not bitter (I don't think). Have a woo and some sugar becaue of the lemons. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)

Or maybe you're sweet?

And thus you can eat lemons with no problem, whereas a bitter person would be detroyed by them...

It sure is a nicer way to think of things. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)

I think you might be right!

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)

Oh I am

bitter and twisted.
Woo

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)

*shudders*

woo and yay though

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)

k8 nash?

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)

nope.

i thought of it all on my own.

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sooperdave, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)

mmm

lemons

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)

he ated all the lemins!!!!

I like your drawings, because most of the time everyone seems very happy or very cute

:D

edit: having said that, I bet you could draw a spectacular bloodbath :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)

mm, i dunno. it would probaly turn out as a cute blood bath.

nasty things are hard for me to draw.

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sooperdave, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)

a cute bloodbath

:D

I find nasty things too easy to draw :(

I guess I have some issues :/

ah well :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)

i think i draw

what id like to see. and that is nice things.

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sooperdave, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)

I'd like to see nice things too

:D

but, ah well, c'est la vie innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

Oozing fluffiness from every orifice as always!

*clicks as always*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)

LEMONAIDS - LOL!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)

edit/ 198k??

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)

I get the feeling that

the potato doesn't want to be jettisoned into space.
Has he just made a last minute dash from being mashed?
Woo
Edit: That's bigger than Vanessa Feltz's arse!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)

Playing EVE for the past four hours made me want to click that...

and loot it.!

Big hard erect woo though.!

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)

Maybe he loves it really,

but parlicoot just doesn't want us to kno that.

I have the feeling I've drank too much.

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ClanSoul, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)

lllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvs it

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)

BIGGER

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mongychops, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)

EEP!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)

LEGUMES!

How many times must we tell you.

yay.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)

what did he eat to cause jet propulsion from his arse like that?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)

Peanuts in space FTW!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)

That looks like the grinning spoon

from the poster for flavored meds at the pharmacy.

:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)

hahaha

nice

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rogan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)

oh dear!

it looks like he's had his chips now!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)

Just because

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)

needs more flap

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)

Mr Mink

*dons hat only to take it off again*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)

Dave

*Puts hand on head, no hat, extremely embarrassed*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)

muahahaha you fool!

Jolly good stuff, how the duce?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)

mmm tis ok

what the dickens?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)

braw thankee

taking my good lady to meet my Mother tomorrow.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)

for the first time?

nervy.

i'm getting hitched in 4 days!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)

not nervy at all

she's as cool as a cucumber as usual too.
hitched? where the fucks my invite!?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)

I would think of a whitty comment but quite frankly, my brain itches

woo!

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)

SCRATCH IT!

With a stick in the ear

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)

i'm too tired, if this wangbadon is still goin tomorrow i'll have another go

G'nite b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)

FLAPFLAPFLAP!!!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)

hurray!

'night mr skug

edit:nevermind :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:56, archived)

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)

poor fat bastard bird

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)

*sheds a single tear*

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Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)

*deep fat fries bird and tear*

I'll have chips with that

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)

Hahaha!

The big fat cunt!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)

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Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)

LIKE A GODDAMN SNAKEY, SHITTY JESUS CHRIST!

on a plane

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)

I just realised that without punctuation

"LIKE A GODDAMN SNAKE OR SOME SHIT JESUS CHRIST" reads more like he's a snake OR he's some shit jesus christ, rather than just a person shouting JESUS CHRIST at a snakeburd

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Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)

Hahaha!

Now that you mention it :D
JESUS! THERE'S A GODDAMN SNAKE SHITTING ON MY PLANE!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)

man the band wagons!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)

World's smallest CDC

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)

I didn't see that for a while then.

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Cae1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)

that's what she said

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)

That's almost as funny as

"He's on fucking fire"

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)

Some jokes are meant to killed and stomped upon and turned into bone meal

reingested, excreted, injested again, mass produced, sent to native peoples in remote rain forest communitees, and generally made more basic to everyday coversation than the word "the".

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)

achievement unlocked

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)

that's what she said

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)

that's what she ...

... no, shit.

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)

'squints'

looks similar to my actual

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)

that's what she said

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)

ha ha

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)

that's what she said

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)

pfffft

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)

Yay to that

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

that's what she said

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)

world's smallest magenta bird

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

Approved

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)

You win

Have a cookie

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)

thanks

I'll take it to bed with me

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)

smaller!

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)

I win

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)

But...

Now you have no cookie

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)

well, since I brushed my teeth already...

'night

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)

Goodnight

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)

Takes cookie off pzykozomatik

Here, have this :D

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)

^^ *ahem*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)

that's what his doctor said

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)

i can beat it

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)

hahaha

(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)

(moistness, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

ris?

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

RIS assistance

www.productsandservices.bt.com/consumerProducts/displayTopic.do?topicId=16514

(moistness, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)

hmm

what is broadband?... my head is hurting...

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)

still Queen MacRissle of the Risslworths

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)

well it's been over 20mins and we're still RIS-ing

RIOT

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Mousing, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)

RIS?

But bonus points for use of Matisse

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)

gonna throw a RIS at your face here I go

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)

IRIS.

WERIS.

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Cae1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)

Banana phone?

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)

ring ring ring banana phone!

also

RIS

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)

ARGH!!!!!!

*head asplodes*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)

Don't you love that song?

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Cae1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)

my bananular cellular phone

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

I like it.

Its on my mp3.

I'm sad arn't I?

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Cae1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)

Its a phone with appeal.

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Cae1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)

I'm RIS'ing off my tits

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

Hello? Is Maddle In?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

So who is that fat dyed-blonde ugly woman?

4hrs later I'm still on the ris.

Put me out of my misery, please.

(miniscule connanoncho, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:50, archived)

= P

'edit' sir sand goblin, you have created a legend right there ; )

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)

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Mousing, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)

Hahaha

I dont know why this amuses me so, but it does!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)

"Lol"

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

flapflapflapflapflapflap

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

Yes!!!

Woo!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

PURPOSEFUL BIRD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

lovely

flap flap!

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

hahahahaa :D

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

This defines woo

on so many levels, I just wish Brian Saul was here to nod vigorously, as if on newsnight

or some Italian Chapel

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

Look at him go

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)

FLIPPY!

I just got here. And now I am happy.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)

:-D

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)

hurrah!

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

hooray!

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Mousing, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)

yay!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)

Yay

I should but I really cant

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)

:-D

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)

Stop him!!

He's going the wrong way!

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)

arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)

yay!

look at him go! the little speedy magenta bastard!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)

Missed it but I'll leave this here anyways... :o

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)

...

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

KILL THEM WITH STICKS!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

WHAT

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)

AT LAST!!!

THE TRUTH ABOUT EMOS™

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)

They're shit shags, they just lie there and cry

oh wait or is that children?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)

first one

then the other

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)

YES!!!

AND THEY HAVE WEIRD EYES!

wait...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)

hahaha

they have no pipuls!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)

HHHHIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were gone fore ages

get msn, I want to talk to yoooouu

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)

Noo.

If you keep asking, I'll put you on ignore. Fact.

Sorry about the being gone. Was working on a new song.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)

Don't put me on ignore :(

You'll make me sad

New song? I'm interested, let me hear it! :D (L)

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)

(L) is a heart on MSN.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

I won't

if you stop asking.

It's not nearly ready yet. It's for me and my friend's techno band Mix Tape Romance. It's called Plastic Submarines and Overflowing Bubbles. Or, that's the working title. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

haha, you creepy stalker

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)

wot no flap?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)

What IS this?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

It's you.

You scare all the girls.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)

No, I don't think it is me actually

And I already knew that

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)

Yeehah

the plot thickens as it develops!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)

Hahah

of course!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)

can a duck slit its wrists?

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mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)

If he's called Owen Wilson mebbe?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)

Pfffft !!!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)

sure can

with the power of flap

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)

clipping its wings

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

more important: would it want to?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

hmm

poor duck

poor tasty duck

hmm, duck

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

only if he's been smoking quack

/coat

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)

it canard get any worse than that!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)

If it does, you can stick it on my bill.

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)

it's beak-cause

I've been wading to bring that one out for ages

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)

fuck a duck.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)

All these pun posts

are a terrible mallardy.

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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

They'll turn on you, you know

They're wear-feather friends.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)

Heron above!

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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)

if ducks have wrists

then perhaps

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rogan, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

FLAP

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

Why would it want too?

It has the awesomeness of ducky existance
It has the joy of watery swimmingness
It has a type of dive named after it
It can fly zillions of ducky miles without a map and land on a pond it hasn't seen in years
It gets fed bread for free
It can quack

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

two words

bird fuckin flu!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)

that's 3...doesn't matter

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

Do ducks have wrists?

;D
I like this.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)

i drew a happy bird as to say sorry and be happy :):):):)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

Happy fap

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

mind if I put this here?

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

:D:D:D:D

also i just worked out what band the person who was in the pub the other night was in, because they are on the telly and i recognise him! hooray for famous people down the pub!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)

I called Chris Evens a wanker by accident at a pub

I didn't realize he was behind me

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

hahaha

I'd love to have seen that : D

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)

His name was mentioned during an after work conversation,

so I naturally exclaimed 'Christ that guy is a wanker,' sort of thing, only to be greeted with several bemused expressions from mates observing his gingerness behind me..

The twat even had the front to call me sad at this point, where upon we all burst into laughter , and I think he felt a little bit daft..

and shortly left! Ace!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)

hmmmm....

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)

'roffles'

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)

A ting of beauty sir!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)

hahaha

faster!

and does it tile?™

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)

now how would that work?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)

like tiles™

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)

Tiles™?

Isn't that the new and improved brand of tile that's now available at Tilemegastore®, Bob?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

It sure is® bob!

:D®©™

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)

Nicely

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

heh

faster little guy, faster!

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

*meep meep*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)

Faster!!!!!

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Aenesis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)

I'm leading by half a beak :D

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

let the chase commence!

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

Hahahaa

Yes!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)

hahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)

flap to fly

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)

Yay

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)

And he grabs the lead

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)

hahaha!

b3ta had been GREAT today

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

*plays Benny Hill tune*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)

this on moving scenery!

must happen!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)

One for tomorrow I think

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

D'aww

Retarded but cute :)

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

it looks disabled

I think I found a b3tan pub the other day,

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Mousing, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

BURN

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

baby

burn

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Mousing, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

Disco inferno

kills 24 in shock fire

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

I want to see this chicken prod someone with it's beak

and make juices spurt out of them and that

and be smiling :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

you can make happy beaky flaps!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

yes I can!

because I'm now a legally ordained internet minister!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)

FLAP FLAP FLAP

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)

FLAP FLAP FLAP!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)

this will end in tears

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)

That's better

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)

FASHIONABLE VECTOR FLAP

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/3701735

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)

i couldn't care less

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

thought so

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

I'LL SHOW YOU MY COLON :

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)

WOAH

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)

(=O=)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)

THERE IT IS!

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

He could waggle vaguely...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)

haha!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)

Then what's a cat flap?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)

FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

That's really nice.

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Aenesis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)

Excellent

you have obviously observed my earlier comments and examined colour levels. Have a woo:

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)

This is the wooest woo I've ever seen

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

*blushes*

Oh Behave!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)

Never if I can help it!

And on that note, I'm off bedwards.

Nighty night b3ta!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)

I think I'll follow.

Night b3ta!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)

Sleepy tight! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)

I LOVE HER!

I will name her Liza.

It is a her or I will hurt you.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)

Happy fwap

FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

Hello!

What happened to my SBHSITM badge, it looks brokened :(

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)

its hosted on B3tards

b3tards is down.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)

bum, ok no worries :)

Night night.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

I like Happy Flap

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)

this is the b3ta i signed up for

woo yay and fucking hooplah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 0:35, archived)

^this

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)

Can you tell what it is yet?

In light of the lastest Vector fad

=D

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

is what i done or this more b3ta?

i can't work out which is less.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

vectors are becoming increasingly b3ta

but I find what you done to be more fun

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

what i done is stupid

people get angry :( makes what i done make me sad done sad :(:(:(:(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

I like stupid.

Stupid is fun. b3ta should not be serious business :D

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

a television?

this is looking good!

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

Dave?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

is it an alphra romeo?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

mabe it's a beta juiliet

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

tango tango pepsi 7up

lol @ hale and pace sketch
FAT COPS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

I never saw that

so I don't know what you mean!!

*CRIES*

OMG!!!

I don't know what you are going on about!

*bursts into flames and jumps through window screaming*

*calmly walks back in like nothing happened*
*grabs teacup*
*jumps out of window screaming again*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

0_o

been at the caffeine again, have we?

:D

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

I had a garlic bread

and a soup

that was enough

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

....

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

dots!

dots!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

*gets Morse Code book*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You are either a hummingbird or from Yorkshire. Or a hummingbird from Yorkshire.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

personally

I think he's just a bit dotty!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)

But I want a Yorkshire Hummingbird!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

me too

I could train it to steal expensive diamonds like some kind of international jewel thief :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)

If i had..

a record lable i think i would have to call it beta juiliet =D

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

it could be the title of one of the worlds most agressively emo bands ever

well, passive aggressive at least

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

Ian Beal?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

A herd of wildebeest?

A colonic irrigation? Cheese?

I give up :(

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

Fish patté?

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

A herd of wildebeest?
A colonic irrigation? Cheese?

Sounds like the perfect night in.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

so close...

its a herd of wilderbeest having a colonic irrigation - irragating cheese!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

Is it enemployment in Ghana?

you've caught it nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

This is blatantly a ferret

Well done!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

its hard to colour inside lines when they dont finish!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

Hahahaha

buggered up all your paint bucket tools!!
Mwahhahaha

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

A goose

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

An umbrella

or an elephant

We give up

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

I built one of those

Obviously I didn't build a vector piccy type thingy...but I did build a mini...twas much fun

e'nin all that do frequent this place

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

This is my mini..

i built mine too =D

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

Then I applaud you and offer the toast and bovril of minibrotherhood

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)

there we go

www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=952&l=e479b&id=504282087

Love the mini =D

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)

Well done you

*steals licence number for future crimes involving minis*

probably in Italy

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

THE NUMBER PLATE SAYS H537 HPD!!!!
Wait that's not funny.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

When I started doing car pictures in June 2006, I never said other people could do them too

STOP IT! You're all better at it than me.

Woo!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

Sorry...

*stops drawing cars...*

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

i drawed a toaster, and i haven't posted in a while

So i thought id share. Sorry its not funny! Although it will talk to you if you're nice, and slightly crazy.

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)

oooh

pwetty

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

Mmmmm

Toasty

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

I have to say

that is a damn fine toatser

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

it fits warburtons bread too!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

Nice!

interesting subject...
What an ARTS!

IT DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE....UH..CASING!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

ahah the morphy richards edit : elegance is it? i forgotten...

only £24.99 :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

Howdly doodly do!

Toast :D

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

great!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

I like that

I think I'll have to draw a toaster now

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

i want that

for my crumpets

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

Cor, that's a lovely toaster.

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Aenesis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

very nice!

how'd you go about making it, tis very woo indeed

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

get a picture

and spend ages looking at it. then make some vector paths with colour and gradients in.

et voila!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

Yay

That's the loveliest toaster I've seen today! Woo :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

Ooh, that's very good.

For a split second I thought you'd simply posted a photograph of a toaster, but then I realised what it was.

:D

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

perhaps ill do that next,

and see if any one notices!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

exactly! It's not a toatser at all.

It's a trained frog who works as a mechanic on the side.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

That is awesome!

plus, I'm slightly crazy, but mostly nice

/grooms

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

I KNEW I had seen that before....

Argos cat number 420/7658 (well your's is the two slice version at least.!)

Wooo though.!

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

I like the bit that says "toaster"

: )

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

flap flap

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)

SKY MANGLE!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

harold bishops cum, that.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

art though et une troll?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

OH TUCK IT UP YERSELF

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

sorry i got you confused with the other troll down the page...

but carry on, this is the internets afterall

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

seriously, i want to see someone try to tuck it up themselves.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

Just did.

Hurt.

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xandmi, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

photos?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

NSFW

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xandmi, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

green spunk?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)

Make more use of hankerchief little red tshirt wearing woman!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

hello

did this really require a new thread?
FLAP FLAP FLAP!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

HOW COULD IT NOT ?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

congrats on the rapid FP

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

cheers!

awesome!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)

you should have linked it to the horsey website

www.b3ta.com/frontpage etc :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)

what's all this then

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

Stop being naughty.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)

MORE OF THIS PROACTIVE BEHAVIOUR

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP!!!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

flapping is better than whinging, on the internet!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

What IS this?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

I would join in your flapping

But unfortunately:

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

noes!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

I would like to see this on channel 5

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Aenesis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

They had a triple bill of it tonight

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

Ooh!

*sets TIVO*

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Aenesis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

flap

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

lap

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)

LAP!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)

BEAT YOU TO IT

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)

BEAK you to it

loffle

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

wap!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)

FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

AMBULANCE SHOTGUN!

/fontgeek

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

tescos?

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

For the first time ever I am going to be highly critical of a post

your colour settings are all wrong, I am shocked you didn't check this before posting on this online equivalent of the National Portrait Gallery

that and this is shit :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

i know what else is shit

my tea has gone cold :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)

Make more!

Nobody should be without tea!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)

don't worry

i'm drinking it cold (no milk - lady grey)
just as nice :)
btw did i mention COR! 'grats on all them posts :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

You may have done

Many have and do, I lose track!
Thanks :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

There was no tea when I woke up this morning

Panic in my household or what!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

This is A Bad Thing!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

The situation was saved

when I was ordered out of the house..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

you can fly little bird

TJ : fishki.net/comment.php?id=23954 or goto links and click i like this :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

That's no good

make it 280px wide, SSG!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)

haha!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

I am SSG and blow my nose in your general direction

Because I am SSG, I can get away with posting shite.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

people posting shit on b3ta!

:( must be stopped.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

'burps'

evening all

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

Photoshopped pictures only please

etc etc. Woo!

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

: )

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

T.J. OK Kids, you know the drill. Trolls only hang around if you respond

Next post, just ignore it. Don't comment. He/She will fuck off after a couple of posts go ignored.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

so this

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

Wrong thread?

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xandmi, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)

agreed

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

i love trolls

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mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

best of all the...

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)

monsters?

Personally I love:

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

pffft!

*awaits pile of Terry Schiavo reposts*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

Make more conciousness little human!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

The artificial respiration inhales *merm*

The artificial respiration exhales *schmerg*
The artificial respiration inhales *merm*
The artificial respiration exhales *schmerg*

*sings to funny tune*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

can just imagine that

everyone standing around the bed, looking sad

the doctors face, so dour

and then a bunch of midgets burst in with sparklers and a 1950's style crooner guy sings that

man, it would be beautiful

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

mythical creatures?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

...cereals.

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

it's a BOARD EMERGENCY!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

I like responding, though.

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)

then they'll keep coming back

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

good, I'll keep pissing around in their threadwastes

Turn the thread into something fun if you don't like how it begins.

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

so?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

a needle pulling thread?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

I know, I know

it's just that I have this big bag of peanuts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

Shopped pics only etc etc

Nice!

Edit: Gah, seconds too slow! Chuck me a mop someone....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

'hands mop'

she does dribble, does our Wimnehouse

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

I wee on your mind Trellis!

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

Only just!

This is why I should start drinking again

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

SHe had a lip reduction

For those who don't have what ever that twat's name is on ignore.

Old b3tian decided to do a webcam.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

Ris

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

I posted it below but I realised it was on that mac twunt so I realised that everyone had him on ignore.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

Ris

Is that you?
I am still rissing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

*gets puncture repair kit*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)

Syncubus?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

I can't for the life of me remember.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

his cock is saying hi

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7550869

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)

I shouldn't but I will...

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

pffft!

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

hahahaha

but; yes, yes it is.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)

Replying to myself with my "special" lady friend's offer...

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

this is the sex

all of it

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

'ning

Winehouse!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

Gurntastic!

Woo!

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

Christ on a flangemat!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

Make more exhaling little pretending not to be coke snorting and on an agressive exercise regime woman!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

Has she had a lip reduction?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

Argh!

Steven Tyler!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

What the ladies said above me

Howdy *wink*

Tra la, tra la.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

Psssst - stressed much?

V Down there?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)

mmmmmh collagen

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

I was out the other day and somebody told me I looked like her.

I was not impressed.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

Had you coincidentally impacted a beehive with your cranium and failed to notice that it had taken up residence.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

I don't recall doing so.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)

ok.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

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Hankster, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

needs more heroin abuse

but "pfft!" nevertheless

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

grannys

click

mod edit: yeah look, it's er... it's not working out is it. It's not me, it's... well it's you. Try making something actually good maybe? something that'll make people laugh, or something. You know, puts some effort in.

(TheDirtyMac estimated time, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

frog fucks

Edit: modwin

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

You're really funny, what say you kill yourself now?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

Who ARE the Mods?

This one is rather funny.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

insert magenta cocks here and here.

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caffeinefreak, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

You're pushing decent threads off the bottom you fucking cuntshitter

why don't you do us all a favour and eat some little capsules saying HCN on them?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

Say nice things instead.

this guy wants abuse. You can tell :D

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

Exactly

Dont feed the troll

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

ha ha this is you

when they told you to get on the internet

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

why don't you try this?

*M*A*S*H* theme tune

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

eh?

i ris

(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

I think we all did

She be a troll, me thinks

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)

Yup. Great new thread!

You'll be loved.
Hard.

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xandmi, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

Hehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

YAY for mods!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

^ this very much!

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xandmi, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)

Ho hum

I just discovered that there are 60827 registered users on b3ta. It appears that most of the recent ones have the same user names as painkillers and penis pills.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

I'm looking forward to chatting to 'Gain 3+ Inches In Length'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

Ooooh

www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=60794

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)

No good...start the dance..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

Don't lie to me.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

*does a little dance*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

You can dance, you can dance

Everybody look at your pants!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

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