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# Amy Whitehouse?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# KILL IT!!!!!
pffft!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# That's Robin's sister
AICMFP.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Richard Stilgoe's shiny helmet
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *polishes*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# *buffs*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *gleams*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# *shines*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *glows*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *radiates*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *bleeds the.jokl*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *buffs*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# look!\/
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I saw, perfect timing!
Just finished my meeting :-)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *gleams*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# too much the
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Yes, I noticed
Damnit! *mops*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Teh Stilgoe!
he is the anti-Quo

when he's about, good things happen
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Revered by Mexicans for his sheet music
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# A Day in the life of a F.U.H.L
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# urgh!!!
what an ugly bastard!!
haha!!
*clicks*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# a wha?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Fed Up Hospital Lackie
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# oh...k :)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Fucking ugly hopeless loser.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# thats the one!!
*slaps*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# hehe
what a way to go
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# exciting day in the office?
eh?

:)

what about after the boss sees this? :)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# not a problem.
i swiped his glasses.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hahah
if only it was possible
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# it is,
you just need a really big mug
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# or a small head?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# yakkady schmakady!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# such a great phrase
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is also a FUHL!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# *tries to recognise the device in the background*
\o/ Nice work :-)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# dynamap XZ
it's older than me.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Not got any of those here
But we do have plenty of things older than me, even though the hospital is younger
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# haha!!
it migrates in...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# So when do we get to see the Captain?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# when we can be bothered to think of the next installment of:
A Day In The Life Of A FUHL
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I vote 'Intravenous Alcohol with a Gemini'
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# ahhh
Graseby here.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Even better - 24 hour release!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hmmmm....
*rubs chin*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# geriatric patients don't count
*scarpers sharpish*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# C'mere you!
*chases*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# NSFW!
*sneaks off for a quick wank*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# 'nings mink!!
why do you look so flustered?
=)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# i always get that way when in your company
you big handsome bastard you
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# huh huh huh.
*drools*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# cheer up ivesy
it's strawberry blond if anything.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# WHAT?!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# O.o
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ack ack ack!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# akk akk akk!!!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# bindun
but it is uncanny
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# as is this, i find.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# damn it
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# huge lol's for that
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# compo'd


...because I can
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Because you're worth it?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
*belms*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# haha!!
hey baby....
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *winks*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# great belm!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I was merely trying to make her look
reasonably attractive. Didn't quite work, although I think at least it's an improvement.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# all of those
are great
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# good lord!
woo!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Win!
*click*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Hmmm, why do people always make picknoses in traffic jams?

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Because nobody can see you when you pick your nose in a car
and you are invincible to criticism (like when drunk)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# being both makes you a superhero
;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *scrapes barrel*

In response to this nonsense
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ZOMFG they're getting rid of the other two now ...a bit at a time!

FFS!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *puts hands up*
Ok I did it!!!

There's only me , who could be that shit at shoppery!!!!
and Reuters of course
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# They are so screwed....
Whatever happens now, they are fucked either way
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I know.
It gives me wood.

If they are innocent they will always be suspected. If they are guilty they will have to be put in prison on the fucking MOON.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Ha ha !
I like this.

*clicks*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I'd like a conspiracy theory tool.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I think maddie actually never existed
is ther any proof for her existence? No, of course. All the pics belong to teh McCann and could be very well doctored (as well as the eye. My dog also has an eye like that).
The Sun, to increase its readership and the Portugese tourism office are behind it.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# this would make perfect sense,
now if only there was some photographic evience to prove it
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# we could get the Diaily Mail onboard
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# we could tell
them it was immigrants or black people that did it, then they'd definitely get involved
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
What's wrong with those people?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Fear the links
a large collection of maddie photos *shudders*.

DeGosti would have been preferable.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I am sad that their kid has gone missing.
However, I am outraged by the continual press coverage. This is one out of thousands of small children that go missing around the globe each month, and we don't get constant coverage of those other kids.
This is wrong. I would like to see the introduction of a TV channel dedicated to 24/7 updates on every single child reported missing across the planet.
Of course we might need more than one channel, but I would be happy to replace every single existing TV channel (especially the satellite channels) with a channel devoted to missing child coverage.

Please arrange this immediately.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I used to want to be a pop idol
but now I want to be a missing child
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Of course
you need to have a photo taken where you're looking like the Devil's own child if you're planning on letting your parents drug you while they go off out for a night on the town.
Otherwise the press won't print your picture.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# and, as someone pointed out the other day, I will also need to buy a football shirt pronto
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# pfft!!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# milk carton tv?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# OMFG
but her arm, his sunglasses, those big metal birds that magically fly without flapping their wings...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I've just been looking at the original
thread on that forum by some nutter who rambles on for far too long.

It seems to boil down to "perhaps the time stamp on the photo was an hour fast, not an hour slow".
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hahah
the big collection of maddy pics made me laugh.

How many different girls are there here? Your guess is as good as mine...O.O

THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THE SAME PERSON. Have these people never heard of growing or aging or even having more than one photo taken of them in their lives?

ZOMFG I've just found two different people on the internet called JFK! FUCK!


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# There's also a pic of someone called JFK
whose head is half that size! Go figure...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# haha
Is it the same person though?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Top one, nice one, get sorted
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
ONLY FOR THE HARD CORE ONLY FOR THE HARDCORE ONLY FOR THE HARD CORE UK RAVER!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Reeeeewind
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Raver!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha
*licks monitor*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Oooh
What are the pictures on the inside like?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# bindun
18 years ago ;D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Has it been that long?!!!
*zimmers*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *strokes 4 remaining neurons*
I'm afraid so
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *dribbles*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# are we talking acid
or acid

maybe more than 18 years, eh :)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Wo!
Ay!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# why is the backpage
oldskool guardian but the front page not?

/pedant blog
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Is comin in strong, is comin in strong
DJ long day long say hut hut*




*or fucking some such bollocks
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *sigh* :)
ah the good old days
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I like it


not in that way
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Arf!
*click*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Pffft
nice one...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# *click*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
though the Paul ones should be 20cm above the skirting board
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
most chucklesome
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# haha!
Wonderful
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# the ehehehe
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
"a masterpiece" - The Times
"his best work" - The Guardian
"bravo!" - Artists and Illustrators magazine
"dun't geddit" - The Sun
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *giggles insanely*
ta toasty


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Haha, ace
:)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Nicely done.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
marvellous
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
*does the click thing*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# that's nicely done
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# A mii wine-house
seemed like a good idea at the time!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# l33t skills :D

[edit] you posted it down there a second ago you mong! :P
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# backwards repost?
how odd
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# prepost!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *bends time*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# fuck, I now have 86 browser windows open
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# yes, but that's because you clicked on that dodgy site
robmanuel.com
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hate it when that happens
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# aaaah
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# this looks awfully familiar.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# double gah!
with a bit of haha
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# genuine off license in Banbury...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Been there :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# there's a shop in Sutton
which appears to be called 'Cheap Booze'. I keep forgetting to have my camera out on the odd occasion I go past it on the bus.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha we have them in Germany too. Cheap booze in German is called Lidl
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# There's a block of flats in Purley
called "Badgers Mount"
I think I have a picture somewhere..

'ning all
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Say no more, Purley!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Also
there's a pub in Thornton Heath called "The Horse Shoe" which for a while was missing the 's' from "Shoe", renaming it, effectively, to "The Plough"
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Purley squire?
famous place, famous place
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Purley as in
used to be called "Caterham Junction" after the train station. Soon to be renamed to "Tesco's" as that's all that'll be left there.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Are
you selling something?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Bank Chief Defends Roll in Crisis
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Yum! Swiss Roll!
Now I want cake!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Pfffft.
Dammit, I want swiss roll now. Preferably with custard.


And I want proper British swiss roll which tastes proper, not like these foreign swiss rolls most shops seem to have these days which tastes suspiciously of tiny amounts of cheap alcohol like foreign cakes do.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# what about minirolls?

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Not as good as they used to be
FACT

Who's that in the picture?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Bank of England governor Mervyn King
I followed the link...

edit/I have jaffa cakes today anyway.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# He kindly signed a £10 note for me when I met him last month
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I'd buy it for a tenner
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Bank Chief?
Some sort of Northern Rock guy at a guess.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# "Bank of England governor Mervyn King"
Apparently.

Edit: Gah too slow. *injects hands with speedy-uppy*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# moppety mop mop

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# He's got awfully long hair for a bank manager
How times have changed.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Yes
What on earth is that?
I went through a period a couple of years ago where I was all "I don't remember them tasting like this... I must've been wrong in my childhood"

(Then mum made a home-made one, mmmm)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# you have defined foreign cake perfectly
*adds to wikipedia*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I double dare you
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# bingo!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# lololol
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Yay!

Now cite my post as a source!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Pfft
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# guess who's going to Switzerland tonight
*does swiss roll in belly dance*
*and nusstorte*
*and proper croissants*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Dame Judi Dench?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# cold
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Funniest of all the hobbits.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# warmer
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Nice!
Have some clickage. Woo!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Barry Took?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha
He does look like him. It'd be ace having all the bank notes signed by Barry Took, too. :P
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Done in paint cos im at work
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# on ice?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# only if its made from
frozen polar bear sweat.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# haha
it's Tesco's own-brand testing labs
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# how odd
that's exactly what I call my jizz
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap tattoos anyone?

Also do face painting ;n)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# now this is Art
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Is that David Bowie's grandchild in the b/g?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# looks more like maddie in disguise!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# she's done a good job of drawing attention away from her gammy eye
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# you noticed
;)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# ha ha
good work Star-Child
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# one of my only claims to fame
is speaking to David Bowie on the phone

he said 'Hello'
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# brillage!



(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
v'naas.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] A mii wine-house
im sorry, seemed like a good idea at the time

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# haha that's dreadful
I love it!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I am stuck in a loop :(
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# you have to kill your father before you are born
then become the king of Denmark
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] She's mad as a brush
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# bah, sod the rest of these non commenting bastards
i like it!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I do to
nicely shopped old bean
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Thanks to you both
*unslits wrists*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] if it stopped at 4......
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha! Nice.
It should be pints of heroin, though.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I have no idea
what that looks like :-)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# well dodged
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I recognise those pints!!!!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# love
x
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I like the subtle McDonalds advert.


Hooray for burgers!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Courtney?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# you're so cocking talented the faq doesn't apply to you

EDIT: eh?


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# im
resizing haha
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *manhugs*
Sorry I am teh antifluff today . . . *sniffs*

*expectorates*


(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I think that's the first time i've ever seen you reply.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# yea this kinda pisses me off with a few so called 'b3tans'

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *doesn't reply*
...damn it!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Penis.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# LOL TROLL ON A BOARD!!!1!

yea I guess they are talented, unlike yourself.

oh my god look at this photo of me doing something me me me me look, this is me doing something else lol look it's me
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Now then
what's going on here?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# It's art
Symbolising the fall of mankind from favour in the universe, the plight of the rainforests and possibly the ultimate truths of life, the universe and everything.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# oh
*yawn*

are there dancing kittens?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hooray for dancing kittins!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# it's a world-famous internet comedy board
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# for graphic designers
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *glees*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# who are either skiving or without jobs

(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*waits for comedy to start*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *yakety saxes*
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I'm sure there was a pic there a minute ago...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Where did the pic go?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I haven't used this in a while
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# stabber!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Jambon Touche!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# BLACKEX
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# By the word of Christ how long does it take to resize?
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[challenge entry] ..
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# yes!
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# nuts,
i'm not getting this one.

EDIT: got it!
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# Nuts ?
you need to go here :
nuts2zoo.co.uk/
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# haha sorry, bad choice of words there.
I meant it in the sense of "fiddlesticks"
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# You fiddle with your nuts?
Send him away!!!!
/1800s
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# Müller Light?
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# why am I looking at your ch***tmas wish list?
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# I don't get it ....
;)
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# *sniff

*puts on makeup


*emo blogs
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# *GLOOMS*
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# Haha!
Nice one.
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# Ooh, subtle
I like very much - have a clickety woo!
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# If I didn't already know you were a man, I would know now
Nice idea though.
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# ?
how?
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# Lack of make-up knowledge
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# in a way,
this is a relief...:-)
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# now i see
/i'm a man to, so I don't really see, but now I know I don't know something I didn't know before I knew
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# heh
my missus has 3 makeup bags

yesterday she went to work and I stayed at home and had to tidy up - only she'd left the contents of one of her makeup bags on the sofa

I've never seen so many bewilderingly odd items in my life. What are they all for?
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# More to the point, where do the girls all disappear to when an opportunity for a make-up conversation comes up?
*mutters to self about new Bobbi Brown eyes and lips palette*
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# my missus goes wibbly when it's gift time at Clinique
I don't understand it
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# on /talk
I'm pretty sure everyone there will be passionated about such a topic
:D
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# *checks*
Yup, I'm a girl, I'm around!
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# Bobbi brown eh?
*goes off to download the Ghostbusters 2 theme song*
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# Blackeye make up for Whitney!



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# Hahahaha
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# They are largely animal fat and power station ash
and they are for making some people rich

I think.
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# we are talking about makeup
not McDonald's food
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# I think I'm out of my depth
;)
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# so it seems
 



me too. Just pretend you know what's going on and nod politely
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# *nods*
*smiles*

*has look of fear in eyes*
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# watch out
the can smell fear a mile away!

*smells*
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# *covers up smell with incredibly over-priced plant oils in alcohol from ornate bottle*
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# don't forget
the whale vomit.
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# Only the finest aged whale vomit, natch
also the arse-gland sprayings of various mammals etc
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# *inhales*
*vomits*
sprouts?!
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# why not
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# I clicked because it said dirt-women
and I though it was a typo.

I was not expecting that someone could have thouhgt out something so stupid.
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# Apparently it actually does smell like dirt
mmmmmm
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# dirt like soil or dirt like hobo?
nothing advertises a night of romance and passionate erotic love like the smell of dirt on a woman.
It also has some necrophiliac undertones too it.
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# soil
I mean soil can smell .. quite pleasant .. that earthy loamy after the rain in the countryside type sketch ... but as a perfume?!

the necrophilia angle never even occured to me ... but I like it ... 'darling - you smell as if you've been freshly disinterred!'
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# not my first choice for sure
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# Winehouse uses mascara around her eyes
The stuff in the pic is blusher. I think. Is that right? I can't believe I'm asking for make up tips.
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# *shakes head sadly*
That is powder eyeshadow, with sponge tips for application and brushes for blending.

Winehouse wears liquid eyeliner, which is applied with a fine brush.
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#
fine brush aerosol
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#
with an aerosol in the same way Mr Bean redecorates
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# Tsk
I've failed my make-up test seven times now. Always on the bloody theory questions.
I can read a numberplate across a car park, though.
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# sorry...
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# Ha ha ha
this is funnier than your original post!

Compo it!
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# handy.
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# time to go to work
have a pearoast from last night and i'll be back later this evening



if you were wondering... its a dandy lion
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# Will you be posting it again this evening when you return?
'cos I might wait for that one instead.
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# no...
just thought i'd share it with the day shift...
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# Have this spang and be happy with it.
*spang*
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# arf
nice one

make sure you polish the tank properly
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#
www.b3ta.com/board/7632627

= P

he looks rather handsome
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# duly noted
wont happen again
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# we've all done it before
: D
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# I don't want to be rude, I like your dandy lion
but I'd suggest you take a look at the FAQ
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# that's a happy meal for me,
with a sprite, no ice.
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# yay for animals in top hats!
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# Yay for animals in any kind of hats

(repost from last night, which despite lots of woos didn't even make it to popular. *cries*)
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#
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# Indeed...
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# :)
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# may as well pearoast this one too then.
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# And bowlers
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# \o/
happy b3taday!
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# :D
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# :)
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# haha
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#
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# I say!
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# and this one
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# oh, and pearoasting this one!..
and pearoasting this one!..

Ok... decided now I spend far too much time shopping hats on animals...
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# Hamtoucher.
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# Half-baked ideas #437


Demn these skillz!
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# that's no /ac
:)
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# waits for animates
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# Who do I look like?
Happy Toast?
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# Is this some sort of Georges Méliès homage?
or a baked bean approaching head-on in a cupboard?
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# ...
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# hahaha
:D
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# She looks very lonely up there
Does she need a hug?
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# I thought this was someone looking through a hole
at me
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# Barrel of a gun...
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# it's always watching...
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# That's quite scary!!!!!





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[challenge entry] ...
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# Hahahaha!
:D
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# Cheer up moon!!..The sun is happy!
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# Argh this melges my brainmeats
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# 'Noon Debbs
Weren't you ever told "never look into the Sun"?
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# *dribble*
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