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(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:31, archived)
# lolzoorx 2000
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Iz on you post
Pressinz ingorz
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# ^^this^^
with nipple tassles on
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Cute
In other news, I've just sat through 20 minutes of rugby union. It is not as good as proper rugby. Discuss.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# For some reason, I read that as "drugby"
If I had the patience to shop it, I may just do a bad job of it =]
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)
# it's still better than that crazy fooooozball
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)
# is that better than crazy golf?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Depression incarnate
like a warm slab of lard.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)
# /Waterboy blog:P
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# yes!
/hates Adam Sandler, but endured that film for a star turn by Kathy Bates
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# That the love interest is pretty damn hot too!
*opens can of whooparse*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *ignores*
*blocks on MSN*

*finds and kills*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:37, archived)
# *dies*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# *regrets*
*gives kiss of life*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# *wakes up*
/partially from kiss of life, and partially because I didn't want my dying words to be 'crazy foooozball'
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
That made me do a proper lol.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Well if you want to piss footie fans off
Go into the pub on a match day with a bunch of mates and loudly start supporting the ball. I find a few choice phrases like 'I bet it scores as many goals as both teams put together' and shouting 'Foul!' when ever someone kicks it work a treat:D
*puts teeth back in*
*goes home in a fucking ambulance*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)
# it's sport
so I therefore automatically hate it
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Two words:
Cricket
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Look mate there's three sorts of peeps in this world.
Those who can count and those who can't!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# by proper rugby do you mean
shit chav rugby?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# I just ogle their legs and butch shoulders
/not interested in sport blog.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Rugby is better for that than footie
Tighter shirts and shorter shorts. Mmmmm...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I cannot perve over footballers
I like to think that there is some hope of a functioning brain.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# are you trying to say that
league is better?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Yes
But I think I might be outnumbered here.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# i hope so, because
union is far superior
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# there is an awful lot of faffing around in it
as opposed to running fast and hurting people. i think it is inferior
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)
# From your statement I conclude that
rugby union thighs are not big enough
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)
# That sounded like a very sexist comment Peter
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# That's because
it was

;¬)

Was my deduction incorrect?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# You are besmirching me
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Ooh that sounds sexeh
*besmirches some more*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
Rugby league bores me. Union wins.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# lolololol
dis iz wel funee =]
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)
# lolacaust
nope not really i'm afraid
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I'm on your board goading the nazis.
4/10 see me after class.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# LMAO
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Dot / Amy


I dunno ?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Still would.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Still?
You'd do either of them anyway?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:30, archived)
# At least I have:P
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Good work
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# *bows*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# top shopperidge
good eavnings all
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:31, archived)
# woo pic
sorry but i have to threadjack
i wanted some opinions on photos i took recently for 28dayslater.co.uk forums
Flickr page

all touched up in photoshop for low light do they look ok or shit
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# that is the topness
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's really well done
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)
# this i like.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# A deeply disturbing shop
Woo
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Thanks peeps
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:47, archived)
# oh, i say

jim, get me a bloody mary.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# cowpoke
optimized to buggery



original 88k version: www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/rapeandbrandthem.jpg

...awaits tumbleweeds
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# haha
but how come he understood "brand" ok?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Selective hearing
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# speaking of which...
did you get your amp turned on last night missy?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:22, archived)
# No
The trouble with me is that I have always got work to do and I get attacks of the guilts and refuse myself "entertainment".

It's on my list though. I shall report back.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# goody gumdrops
on that note, i'm off to the pub.

night b3ta
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Nite mate
Sink one for me
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Arf
Top spongage!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# That wrangler
put the Brando on him !
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeaaaah!
Win!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:25, archived)
# :)
Nice one
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# The third panel down
features a flating cow's head?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# yes, all cattle rape results in floating head syndrome
everyone knows that, who knows anything about cattle rape
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] "Osama said, go to Jihad..."

♫"But I said no, no, no..."♪

(Sorry. Better out than in.)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Heheheh
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# that top one's really well done
(s)he looks almost attractive.
i've found her perfect mate though:
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)
# oh alright then
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:40, archived)
# which of them
do you think offends them most?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# The goat
People don't like their cheese for some strange reason.:P
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)
# i don't think i'd like amy winehouse's cheese either
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Better out in this instance!
Excellent, Sir
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# A bit lame really
And also probably bindun.

But it seemed like a good idea this morning...


The true rats of the sky!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# This makes me want to kick pigeons even more!!!!
Nice shoppery.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# And what about Seagulls?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Well hell
When it scavenges bits of sandwich in the park, damned if I'm going to say no.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Haha awesome!
Howdy agetwin!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Yay
for English Terrier/Bird mongrels

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] My first ever go at this


OK, so someone beat me to the Beeb thing but I'm cack at arty stuff.

God bless Opera!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Best.
Headline.
Ever.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# You owe me 2 retinas

and its still over the limit.
Try cropping off the toolbars and save it as a gif

Edit: Well done
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# what he needs is a

also god bless firefox web developer toolbar 'edit html' option for these newsmash things
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Then give CPR

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I fucking LOVE this picture!
=D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# :¬)
*inserts sig*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Oi oi ;)
Cheeky p3tey.

Watch where you're inserting that
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# .
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# i take offence at your filesize and the use of the word mong
damn you, damn you to hell
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Still on dial up


Mr mongy?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# this^
i never even bothered to look at the file size, or any further than the headline.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I find her very easy to ignore.
Quite amusing :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# if you crop it down to just the news story
and save it as a gif before knackering it with jpeg compression. You'd get it to about 40k
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# That is a lot of words and a lot of compression
for something so mildly funny
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Coz she ignores file limits?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Points taken
Redone to make it a good bit smaller.

Never said it was that funny...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# You appear to be talking to yourself.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Happens a lot.
I was overwhelmed by the lukewarm reception my first (and admittedly extremely lame) thingy got.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Fore!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Badum...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# i haven't been on b3ta for awhile
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# well, here's some breaking news:
I just farted.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# and i
chewed on it
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# You've got a lot of Maddie and McRae jokes to catch up on
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# He prolly doesn't know these people
without the b3ta news stream and that

Ning

[edit] How rude ..... Woo pic!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I realised that b3ta and sickipedia are my main news sources now..
I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or proud...

'ning
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Ah, the OJ Simpson
approach to crime fighting.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# ZOMG
That's frighteningly good
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# have you seen my keys?
the view from your keys down the back of the sofa
Woo!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# i very much like the way this is going
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] amy brinehouse
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

*tumbleweed*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha awful!
;)

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# nice carp
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Thanks, I've just had it stuffed
hello mongy
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Leave Amy Winehouse Alone!

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Nicely squire
:)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# is she a meme now?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# no she's a compo
:)

edit: oh were you talking about the tranny? haha
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# why wasn't this done sooner?
honestly, why?

this is both woo and yay btw, have a click
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I'm rising like fuck
Who is this boy?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqPOaDgIMZk&mode=related&search=

perhaps not this version though, i didn't play it first.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# 20 seconds
and I've seen enough.

Thanks

Is he popular then I take it?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# apparently he is getting his own reality TV show o_O
another breed of internet pseudo celebrity. He is known for being pathetic and very, very gay.

do a search for Chris Crocker on YouTube for more hilarity .LOLOLOL.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# how gay?
:P
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# would appear so.
also seems to have dragged the bigots out from under their stones, hardly a surprise, he's not doing himself any favours.
i feel a high school massacre in the offing.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# thats a boy? faacking hell...
i thought it was a woman...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# may as well be
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# It's sick
There's not a vet in the land that can save it.

*hopes*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Well at least shop it!!!!



(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# That scares me.
A lot.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] oh hai guys
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Cor nice teefs!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
# that's ace!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# ^this
how come i missed that earlier?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Everyone was 'You fail' the post above it
probably
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I've just ordered a take away as well
oh well
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# That's quite terrifying indeed...
*Cowers*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# o_O
blimey

*imagines that pic but with comedy orange peel teeth in the mouth type thing
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Ugh
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# That looks way better
:)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha!
this is just plain and simple gruesome. woo!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Already 6 years of B3TA, I'm getting old.

I was 17 when I joined
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Not thought about donating a little money towards the cost of running the site after six years then?
Just a thought :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# well ... ahem...
but i bought a t-shirt!!!!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Ha ha
Also nice pic
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# happy b3taday...
lol internets!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# woo!
anything zappa gets my click

*and* Furtive, you're truly spoiling us
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha

Wonderful
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# *echoes*

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# oh ding dong
nicely done

(although I haven't got a clue what this is about)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Does it need to make sense?
I'm clicking, no matter what the rumours say.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# "Creating angel's wings for Dummies"

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Hey
It's Satan!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)
# ring ring ring banana phone
ning ning ning!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)
# "honey, that man on a bicycle is still in here..."
woo, plus great source of his noggin :D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Can you hear the bells toll?
CAN YOU HEAR THEM, MOTHERFUCKER?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Super
Who is that old man?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)
# that's satan
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# You'll next hear about him when he dies.
Not long hopefully.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# hahah this made be do a lol
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Hah hah!
Fucking excellent.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] My Lovely Assistant!


.. Just about to make a bottle of wine vanish !
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I like her butt - not a lot...
woo!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Thats
worth an edit !
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:18, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] maddiewinehouselol
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:10, archived)
# logotastic
yay!!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Haha, thats fantastic
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# What's the score with that little girl's eye anyway?
It's not It wasn't medical, surely?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:16, archived)
# some people have random lines on their eye
my mate has one on the other eye, which has caused many people to exclaim "i've found maddie!" when they meet him
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# ho ho ho!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:20, archived)
# That's freaking me out
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# You know I've only just got this
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha. Fantastic.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# :¬D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# that is so subtle
my brain was creaking but i got it eventually
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Mwah ha ha
*massages scalp*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# "I'm Shiiiiiining in the rain, just shiiiiining in the rain..."
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Nicely
Very glad i'm not the cop who wanders up towards the end of that scene
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# What a wonderful feeling, I'm chopping again,
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (repeat 10,000x)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Haha, i just did a snortylaugh
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew there was something odd about her
I just can't quite put my finger on it (thankfully)

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# She has Parkinson's ?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)
# She is actually a he!
Our suspicions are confirmed, excellent!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# FACT
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# This is wronger than hamster paedophilia
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# You think so?
*hides hamster*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Good god
How did you survive shopping that?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)
# My throbbing, spent cock was a sign that I enjoyed every second thoroughly
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Red bra under a green vest
That's not just odd, it's a crime against fashion!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)
# reminds me of Chewits for some reason
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:09, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Got a feeling this is a bit too specialist.

Of course if there was ever a crowd that would watch The Mighty Boosh, I think this is it.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# what's the Mighty Boosh?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Only the funniest British comedy of our generation.
Get wise.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:21, archived)
# what about "George and Mildred"
now that's comedy
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Liver Birds FTW
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:26, archived)
# The good life
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# I actually still really like the Good Life
It's just so bloody nice.

/vivyan blog
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:38, archived)
# YAY for Young Ones

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)
# It aint half hot mum


(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# "Sing Lofty"!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Dad's Army
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Duty Free
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha, god, I'd forgot
ok, erm...

Butterflies
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Up the Elephant and round the Castle...
Oh, hang on, we're doing comedies aren't we
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Jokes don't count I'm afraid
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# haha

Some mother's do have 'em
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Citizen Smith
The young 'uns today don't know what they're missing!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooo

On the Buses
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Rising Damp
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Come Back Mrs Noah
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha, that's the second time this month that show has been linked on here :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Blimey, its not exactly well known :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha
My Dad worked on that. Fucking hell! One series. No one watched it.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# 'kin 'ell
if there was a bigger pile of drivel and pants on the tv than that it's going to take a large shovel and a lot of effort to find it :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Three Up, Two Down
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# the goodies
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# how do the youth of today cope without cultural comedy titans like these?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I pity them, I really do
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I'm glad my post has caused such a debate.
I'm off to hang around presincts wearing hoodies doing drugs and whatever else the Daily Mail thinks people my age do.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Spelling precinct with an s,
beating up old ladies.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)
# they kick the cunt out of their peers and post the ensuing hilarity on you tube
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I owe much of my humour to the goodies.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:47, archived)
# *checks profile*




Yes it does :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:49, archived)
# What I don't understand
Is that you're younger than me and yet I haven't seen any of these shows.

/confused
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# What?!
Any of them?!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:55, archived)
# The Goodies?
Surely you've seen the Goodies!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:55, archived)
# No never
Was it on ITV? We weren't allowed much of that in our house. :(
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Twas on BBC
until the last series
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# was on the BBC all through the 70s
but they made one series of LWT in 81 I think.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I was only watching children's telly then
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# It kind of was a kids programme really
early evening Saturday type stuff. Like Dr Who and that.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Had an unfeasibly large budget
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# *zips up fly*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# The Mighty Boosh is closer to the Goodies than most things.
Both of them are big fans.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:46, archived)
# *does that wavy side to side motion with hand*

nearly...but not quite
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Perhaps I ought to specify.
I'm 18 so not only are George and Mildred and the Liver Birds not funny, but they're thankfully not my generation.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# you poor bastard
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:34, archived)
# that's a bit of a sweeping statement there,
and blatantly untrue. Funny in parts, yes (A bit like Mitchell and Webb on that score) but
certainly not the funniest brit comedy of our generation..
/Personal opinion only, you understand, but it is very hit and miss
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# He/she may not be of "our" generation :)

edit: *The prosecution rests*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# but I'm 'with it' and 'down with the kidzzorz'
I know of modern pop 'beat combos' as well

/he lied through his teeth. old fart and proud :)

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Gosh and golly
your beat is groovy* man



*maybe gravy
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# *offers a spangle*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# *swaps for a chewit*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# *gets his clackers out*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:36, archived)
# not a word attila...not a word
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:38, archived)
# with age comes wisdom
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# ... now where did I leave my slippers
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)
# *hands over canaries*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I watched it once and didn't understand it
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# What's to understand
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# haha like a pink bitch
/doesn't bother clicking
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I still say Mitchell & Webb was better on the radio.
Not that the TV series didn't have its moments.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# aye, a fair and valid point there
same with a lot of comedy of later years really, radio is a great breeding ground for it
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Let's see your funnyometer readings to prove it.
No claims about humour levels are valid until verified with a properly calibrated hilarity scope.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
**************^

Funnyometer Thread Machines Inc.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Does this rate my image
or The Mighty Boosh itself?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I don't know, I lost the instruction manual
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Ooh, the needle's moving.
*waits for it to settle*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# No hilarity scope is properly calibrated until checked against a formally approved ribaldry unit.
And so on.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:35, archived)
# the water episode of the first series of Look Around You
gets my vote

But I am a big fan of Boosh.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:35, archived)
# 'ning ftang
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:36, archived)
# 'lo there!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# ^ this
hello
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# hello!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# All of the first series of Look Around You was amazing
Especially the music one (speaking as a musician...) =]

"This song is in the key of 'S'"
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Indeedy the whole first series was genius
but that particular episode is a favourite of mine.

Thants...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# You've made me want to watch them all again =]
I'm going to be busy for the next hour or so now.

Cheers =P
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Speaking of Look Around You,
Does the board reckon Peter Serafinowicz' new show will be any good?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)
# a new show? Tell on...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Starts 4th October.
Sounds a little like his YouTube stuff.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Blimey
I must investigate.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# *fingers crossed*
some of the trailers are looking good, and looks like a fair
budget has been allocated for him to really do something cool
personally, I really hope it works
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# AHAHAHA.
Some call me ... Secret Peter.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I'm so glad someone else got it.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:21, archived)
# It's a little known fact that all the music in The Mighty Boosh is composed and performed by
a pig.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha! nicely.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] mind if I avoid starting a new thread?
I got sick of looking at her face, so



PS. Most rude of me, top pic :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Not at all
Thanks
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] nein. not at all. ist gut
i should probably enter this pearoast from a bit ago here
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# oh dear
that is now another entry to make me laugh out loud. Excellent :D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Ha
This is good, but would have been better with the teeth =]
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Didn't occur to me but you're right.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Is it something off tv?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
wtf?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)
# She doesn't go by many names, does she?
:D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# You have passed the 'coke test'
Now suck my balls!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Series 3 soon.
Haha.
Rudi was a complete legend.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# A wrong turn somewhere...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# pffft
nice one
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Please to be forgiving...
...black seams around Mr. Jizz.

I have only acquired PSP today and am having a play.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Haha!


(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# good spongy action there
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:21, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# YOU!!!!
get making some more freaked out 'celeb' pics please.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:23, archived)
# but...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# No buts!!
I was dreaming of your creations last night and struggled when I awoke to retrieve your username from the librarian in my head.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Yes
it is I. I have been playing with vectorage lately. Not the colour ones often seen on this forum, but more on the bezier (much tracing). More for my practice, so there hasn't been much to post. Perhaps I will work on one this evening and post it during the gayshift (I live 6 hours behind b3ta time).
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# 8 hours behind here
keep up the good work man/woman/badger
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:36, archived)
# nice!~
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha!

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Clearly I need...
...to work on my speech bubbles. Nice examples there, riverghost.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)
# heee heee i remember this
it still gives me much amusement
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's really good

*clicks*

Welcome to B3ta, please mind the gap, etc
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Thank you!
I just couldn't get this image out of my head.

*Raises a glass to image editing programs*

(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:36, archived)
# haha :D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hello! :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# most woo sir
welcome, pull up, shop, etc.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)

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