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# Diaz is losing her looks a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'd like to see Cameron Diaz's gorilla.
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I like him
I shall call him Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# he won't be happy about that
his name's Chris
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# moyles?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# definitely not
how very dare you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I will call his name Chris
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# very lovely
but he doesn't look too happy in that dress
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The ultimate natural ninja weapon...


DARKNESS ! ! ! !
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# MINDCRIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Ninja
Tune...

when all is ready I throw this switch...

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# This is a journey into sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# yup
PUMP UP THE VOLUME PUMP UP THE VOLUME PUMP UP THE VOLUME oh yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# 4AD's only no. 1
odd that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# 7 minutes of
madness

FTW!

/loves hip hop like Madonna loves dick
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# only his
friends call him "dick" to everyone else it's "richard"!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# that is a bizarre fact
but I know it's true... i just don't want it to be true

Pixies FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# awesome filtration

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Ninja emboss?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ruugh!
(CHOPCHOP, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# SEXCRIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Cool
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Awwwww how cute
*pets*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
always brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# crikey
in your face maddie!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# OMG they killed Maddie!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# You Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# pfffft
to both of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# IT'S FUNNY COS IT'S TRUE!

(madeleinemccann, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# MADDIE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# pffft!
How's it going down there?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# he beats me with his bony hands
(madeleinemccann, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# it puts the (sun tan) lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I wholeheartedly approve of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Excellent
Lenny looks wasted!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# CHOP CHOP
NEVER STOP
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)
# cooking up something in the Lab?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ppppht!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hi Nibus
Did you get my email?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hello - er, no
I don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# DID YOU GET MINE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# YES
I have forwarded it on to Erwin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# It was regarding Kontraband
...
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# that was you?
why didn't you just gaz me, you divvy? ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hey, they put your tag back on it (along with theirs, still)
www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=8342&genre=0&page=1

Edit: did you send them a bigger version?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# yep, I sent them a bigger version
edit: they didn't take my tag off, someone sent them my original untagged version
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Mine's a 3
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# you must be on acid!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha!
could do with a touch more brown
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha!!
*readies the litmus*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Arf!
Thought you were busy.... Do I have to get my whip out?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I am
It's the "brown" thing from earlier

aaargh

I bloody hate Freehand and all it's devilishness

Finally got the document to a manageable size and into Illustrator

Now to save to RGB

back later...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I'll just keep the whip handy then ;)
And I don't understand most of what you just said
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)
# he did a thing with the computer
whereby some buttons were pressed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# i understood every word
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
mmmmm - I want something which allows me to have HP sauce on it...

WOO YAY you are a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# But what is the pH of HP?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# probably quite acidic
... it's not like Dove soap you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Yummy though
HP, not Dove soap
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# yup
it looks like it's gonna have to be chips for lunch...

(yay)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I have peanut butter on wholemeal bread
it really is too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# add banana
and possibly honey.

You will not regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# this would be lovely
but I have neither to hand

... anyone got a banana I can 'borrow'?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# well - you'll know for the future.
... a clever girl always carrys an extra banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# sorry, no banana here.
I'm just happy to see you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *sobs*
Probably cup a soup here. Utterly, utterly broke this week :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# This was me last week
I had mashed potato and some tinned tuna for tea the other day :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Friday was paaaaaaayday
and I have already had cake that my boss made
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# you work for NHS don't you
wasn't it payday on Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# It's the Mole Asses
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# spicy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *twirls whip*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Litmus be the worst pun ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# woo
Have you tested it?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# woo for science hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# 'ning!
That's ace sir...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot Ninja Pant Boy and the Sausage Dog of Doom
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
frenetic dog drain action!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# This is exactly how they do it in Belgium
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# THIS SHOULD BE A FILM
WITH 7 SEQUELS AND FOUR PREQUELS

AND A GAME

AND A BOOK

AND A TOY

AND A DILDO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# and a lunchbox you can fit them all into
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# silly
you can't put a dildo in a lunchbox
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)
# what?! No dildo in the box?!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Oh, in a box, sure
but not a lunchbox. that already has a sausage in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# what's wrong with both?
especially if one is especially hungy.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# well hungy?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
such a bad girl

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# very hungry.
And there is surely enough room for a piece of pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# HA HA HA
he's unstopable!

CLOSE THE GATES!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# What have you unleashed!
*fears Sausage Dogs of Doom*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Hehehe
Nice

I had an idea to do this the other night.
But couldn't be arsed.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# This is clearly the best ninja
ever invented. You win a click!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Hatstand!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Cattle Rustling Echidnas
/tits optional
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ^This
Administering the required discipline to an errant student who can't seem to get the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# manley?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# A zebra on a motobike
with huge tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Is that
huge tits on the zebra or huge tits on the motorbike?

'Ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hmm...
"Nice headlights' would mean something different, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# who cares?
...
(alloydog, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Something furry, and too brown
Or alternatively Scarlet's first driving lesson
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# ^this
with extra blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# and a bad font
sans ftw
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Hehe this ^
now with added terror!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# WHITE VAN MAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
#
RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# thats right... HONKEY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *honk*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Coleman Hawkins dressed in a sack, defecating in a porcelain sink on Dartmoor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# rupert the wonder llama
being given oral pleasure by a metaphore
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# 'ning JJ!
Draw us picking you up on the way to Chorizowaggon's . . . It might make it happen quicker! C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ooooh
Zat on the cards?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I had a VER' hasty conversation (first in weeks)
with the smashing Ms. Wagon and she said 'I must reciprocate and cook for you' so I'm hoping so

nothing organised yet


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Our Lord Jesus
trying to choose between a ready meal lasagne and a ready meal beef stroganoff.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# easy...
put them both in the bin, go to the chippy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Yes,
but our Lord Jesus doesn't like chips.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# They keep falling through the holes in his hands, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# then he's quite clearly a fool...
I had my suspicions when the ready meals were first put forwards as a viable option, with this extra added and new information regarding his opinion on chips my feelings have been galvanised.

Jesus is a prick!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Jackie Chan, Madeleine McCann, and The Man.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# doing the can can?
in a van?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Being chased by
www.b3ta.com/board/7663659
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# worms doing the lambada
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ======8==
done

edit: damn ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ~~~~~8~~
~~8~~~~~


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# the MOON


please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# aardvarks!
with titts!

b3ta.com/board/7663318
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Ning-jj
stuff stuff stuff
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I still fail to see the difference
not that I'm against any of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# As I understand it, anthro would describe any cartoon animal which displays human characteristics
Furry would describe 2 guys dressed as animals doing rude things to each other
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# nah
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropomorphism
'Furry fandom is a fandom distinguished by its enjoyment of anthropomorphic, often humanoid, animal characters.'
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# The anthropomorph responsible for the redex invasion of your profile.
When I look at you profile I see loads of red x's instead of the cool piccys.

Draw the cause.

(Humour and anthropomorphism can, of course, liberally be exchanged for actual facts...)
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hurray! It's crappypaintmashanimation time!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Unexpected Magenta Horse!
kinda...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
how unexpected

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# UNEXPECTED iHORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# ^ this
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# HAH HAH :D
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# You must have gone blind doing that...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# why, it's not Kilroy-Silk . . .
it's not Kilroy-Silk . . .C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# True, it's not vivid enough
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# :)


Have a loosely related pea
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# too much unexpected horse
and too much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# hehehe
Nay!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Good Morning, Lovely B3tans!
Bananas in Pajamas in my damn cereal
Don't you love waking up to a healthy breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Beware the Tesco's value bananas
they're really just over-ripe yellow fatty beans
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# You seem sir, to have pissed on my mind =)
*mops*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *poke*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Gleetings!
*manhugs*

You well?

*looks forward to Thursday*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Thursday?
*scratches head*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# s'been too long!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# many apalogies for the inconweeniance
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *accepts gracefully*
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# 'ning sir!
Was that a Tesco Value banana?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# how about a croissant with that

(pearoast from teh gay shift!)
(perkusfux, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# That is just the acest of ace things
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
#
thank you sir!
(perkusfux, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *cough*
not sir ... she has boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# ( . )( . )
indeed they are - sorry miss!
(perkusfux, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I think hers are perkier than that
Yours seem to be looking at your feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# his would be
moobs
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# and just the right amount
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# nope sorry
boobies are _NEVER_ big enough

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Oh, I don't know about that.
You can never have too many* though.


*As long as there are the correct number of laydeez to accompany them, of course.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# You don't think there should ever be, say...
an odd number of boobies? You EVEN-centrist!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# would you date a bird with 1 boob?
i would if I could use a pillow to motorboat with
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Oh sorry.
I was thinking of that girl in Total Recall with the tri-rack. Not that I'm prejudiced against your variety...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# damn good call!
would you share her with a friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Since she was "in the business"
...I believe it'd be up to her!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# he he he
you gave me visions of udders!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# w=B/2
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# ...you need to get out a little more often...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# meh
it's so cold out there and there's people... and it would take my away from my precious precious computer screens

besides, the formula is sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# When they get to be in their 50s
there's a limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Lolo Ferrari would agree
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ah yes ..
and dead girls don't say "no"

*grabs a shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# wait...I meant the right amount (2) not the right size
as I am not privy to their size, I can't comment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i would guess from the pic in her profile
with muchos side boobage - 36 D

but that may be a bit hopeful
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# C actually
You're good ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
#
...adds info to secret Trelly file.

secret not-so-secret
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i'm not good ..
i'm just breast obsessed ;)

I was tempted to say C because of the goddess shot ... but wasn't sure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Oh come on, Nibus!
EVERYONE'S been privy to them by now, surely?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# haha
yes

but I can't tell their size just...er...by looking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# psst!
Meet you out behind the privy, m'lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *drops trousers*
still think so?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *compares*
Hmmmm, can you make it do ninja stuff though?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I can make mine have a slash!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Pffffft!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Perfect...
Comedy...



Timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# nicely done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# This is rather ace!
I'd like you to have this intergalactic cross-series woo in appreciation:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Murderer!
Quality hummus though :-)
'Ning Heff
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Thank you, lovely!
That's probably the first time I've ever been accused of that! That makes this a red letter day!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Of being a murderer?
I take it they haven't caught you for those twenty in Alabama yet then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Quiet you!
They're buried deep. Don't make 'em suspect...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# The humanity!
Methinks... Bananas in pyjamas were taken unawares.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Noooo!!
You killed him
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hahahah
where's the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I was a bit sleepy at yesterday's breakfast
...and didn't notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# and full of teddy-bear
goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I always have bananas in victorian bathing suits
with my bowl of gravel and jism in the morning

so ... RIS?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# gravel and jism?
have you got a voice like Madge from Neighbours?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Actually not far off
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# o_O
...urk!

(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# There's a gag about
bananas in pyjamas coming down the stairs, but I can't be arse to do it...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# No more...
... molesting teddies for you B1

You're right there, B2.
(alloydog, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I don't know... I'm making it up as I go...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# pffft
ost ark ocal off licence
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
#
local offlicence whores
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
If that were a cheeseshop . . . he could be flattened by an enormous rolling edam!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# yeah!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha!
soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# very Woo sir
arseraiders would have also sufficed.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Pffft
ning mate
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ningles...!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Peace and tranquility.

Original here- all from source :)

edit-and clicky the pic for bigger :D
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Lovely!
Tres naturel!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Not brown enough.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ooh
that's rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Needs more wedding ring.
EDIT: This am most woo, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# wow
good use of the sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# WOO!
this is like revenge of the jolly green giant!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# peas and tranquility?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# aha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Woo
That's lully sah!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Too tired to work
So I spent far too long making this


Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I like it
An R0.5?
(driverchris, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ning
that's not Stephen Fry!

Great work though!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Tar

Steven will be done this week .... promise.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# 'ning dude
that must have been some crash
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Ningles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# 'lo Tan
nice midget bike

is it one of those that's 4" tall and is made especially for fat chavs to ride up and down the pavement on?

/grumpy old man blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Ello!
I hate those things too

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# d00d!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# woah...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# NO WAY!?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# yes way!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# gnarley...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# BODACIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# squirly-squirl!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# totally tubular
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ALRIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# it's smaller for the more discerning gentleman
*is too gangly*

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# now all I need is a roundabout in a children's playground
and a couple of idiots...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# oooh me!!!
*sticks hand up and jumps up and down as if desperate for a piss*

choose me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I have something better in mind for you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Was it the jumping up and down that made you think of the 'something else'?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hey Heff!
*smoosh-a-roonie*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Hey devildoll!
How's trix this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Did you change your username because it was too brown?
har har

This is very good ... but where do you put the petrol in? And is it a hardtail? And ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Nought wrong with a nice tan!
'ningles Debbil.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# ningles Ghostie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# ningles you three
wait. *covers right eye* ...you two
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# what's up with your optics ma-an?
you turning into a fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# nothing's wrong with my optics Profs
nothing for either of you to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# arg
someone broke Davey...

you been pon the mushroom brew again?

'tis the season and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# It runs on Monkey pee
You just plug it straight in.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# This is the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# when...:?
now...? is it now....? now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# no
NOW!

damn it's gone again.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *grabs*
I've got it I've got it...!

it's all wriggly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# No, that's me
*enjoys*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# yay
Mrs. T is the future!!!

... and she's fun to grab

What's the future like Mrs. T? Is is good, or is it bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *grabs too*
you're right!


hang on, that's not Mrs Ts ... oh well *grabs more*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# It's shiny and sparkly
But it is good for some and not for others
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooh
Soylent Green!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Mrs T?
It's all of the above - woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# awww that was the future just then
you missed it

"when will then be now?"
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# no, THIS is the future
www.b3ta.com/links/faveo_freedom_bra

mildly nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *bookmarks for later*
'ning

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# good 'ning sir
i highly recommend faveo freedom bras.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# this is a glowing endorsement
you should promote other products!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# what the pickled fuck?
I'd lik to see half a bra stuck on with a bit of pink selotape control these unruly puppies!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I'll train them
but it'll take time... and brandy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Yip! Yip!
*nuzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# so nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I think I speak for a fair few other b3tans when I say...
...this ^

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# top work sir!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# :)
Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Nice work
Why the name change?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Ningles
I dunno just got bored with .... wanted something more simple I guess.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# haha
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# DAN!?
DANDANDAN!?

'ello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hiya!
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Braw!
Where you been?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# gigging
supporting my album! It's been rather fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Arf!
Have an early one of mine



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Dunno
It'd be great for doing stationary wheelies:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hasty newsmash

story


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Haha - needs more Kilroy!
'Ningles DTH

*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# There's no fecking way
I'm googling Kiljoy at work! err . . . or home . . .'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Fair comment!
How's you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# none so shonky, ta!
ta!you well? driving hither and yon?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Hell yes!
Drove over to see mum in Npton on Wednesday morning - only I hadn't told her I'd passed ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# cool!
you and mr trellis can drive down here for a visit!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I could!
I could see your snazzy painting :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# i 've got to get the frame first!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# that's just because you have so many pictures
of kilroy around you that one more on your pc woulm cause a kilroy critical mass
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# would it implode to form a super-dense Kilroy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# maybe we should ask DTH
professor of kilroy studdies at the university of wankshaft?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# come and see me for a semenar
no no . . . I spelled it right


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# could have been worse
an alternative spelling for "come" would have been very poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# that's got to be the least orange i've ever seen
"the duke" look.

redo it david
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# EVERYONE pales next to Dale Winton
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# reeeeefresh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# good lad
*grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# hahahah
top tan-job
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Needs more Treguard
I'm sure I remember him being an orangey bugger =]

HAHAHAHAHA! Quality edit =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# too orange
and I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *cries*
Hahahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# perfect orange now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# it's also too this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Game over, man.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# You like the game yes ?
1 - kalout
2 - kinout
3 - good
(_klaus_, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# this are confusement
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hahah
that's fantastic. But I might need a walkthrough
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I AM SCARED
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *comforts with speshal comforting-stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Is that what you call it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Mind your own business, you!
*is comforted*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I call it 'Benny'
cos that's what's written on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# ?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# that's all he has
the space to write on his .. mine's called "Lord Necuthbert Thribble the third, son of Lord and Lady Necuthbert, duke of derbyshire".
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# nah
mine's in 901pt Univers Bold Extended
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# wow
the brian blessed of fonts!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Kasto kasto krut!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I am your father
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# you are indeed a strange one

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Poligen HA!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I winned!
CUCUMBER EYEDOG.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# the prince of orange!!
'ningle uncle!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# 'ello!

EDIT: seen this? 'I'll just ask mum!'Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# haha!
*rubs hands together*
come on parents!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# no thanks!
They can come on each other


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# silliness...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Too brown
Nice :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I thought the font was a bit off...
Very woo though =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Fuckin' game over man. GAME OVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# that's nothing I'd let my face be hugged by
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Glo'ul stop-ah!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Aym'm nort afrayd of dying, Aye just don' wanna be there when it haaappens...!"

Hohoho you're shagging your step-daughter who's less than half your age.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# that's a vicious lie
she's my adopted daughter who's half my age
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *clicks twice*
just in case
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# there's this HR girl who works with us
Amazing body on her, but a face like Woody Allen - needs more paper bag for her head.

Plus she's fucking useless too :)

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Been playing with that software they use in CSI
You know, perpshop, and to be honest, I'm worried by what it reveals:

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Haha! Yay!
If you zoom in even closer, you can see Maddie on his back
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ACE!

'THERE'S SOME DNA . . . AND IT LOOKS LIKE A MATCH!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# You got the last page on Zombies II:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# LAST!?
Bah! Everyone will've fwapped themselves dry by then . . . C];0D Hurray for Toasty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# that's usually happened
by lunch time ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I am the first nonfictional personage:P
EDIT: Gaaaah! Toasty. Is the Chris Evans on the front?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# what ..
a ginger tosser hasbeen?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# am i in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# No sorry.
You'll have to wait for III.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# aw
i have to wait for IV!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Or MLDXI
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Repeat after me 'I am a silly loon'
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I am a silly loon
Yup. The cap seems to fit.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# That's not a cap
That's a corgi
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
WOO!

splendid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# pfft
who's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Before or After?
Before: possible crim who shot Rhys Jones in Liverpool
After: See Halo...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# ahh it was the after I was...er..after
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# pffft
I want it
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Hehe!
Have a bee pea from last night in place of a woo

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I've just spotted the shitty magnets!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Computer, ENHANCE!
/ac ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I love CSI
particularly when they use this software and go

"yeah, they can't actually do that... no, they can't actually do that..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I love CSI
especially how that main bloke is just like a condom full of putty and his face is totally different in each episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Gary Sinise?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Gary Glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# William Petersen
Does he have a beard? Is he clean-shaven? Is he old? Is he young? Is he fat? Is he thin?

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# their DNA analysis software is the best
I whish I had something similar. That would finally impress (convince) my family.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# It wasn't his fault....Cortana told him to do it.
/Halo nerd, awaiting for postie to deliver it
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] always wondered what this was for...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# bet he's popular with the
ladiez... or not very efficient at wiping his botty

good ning gentle fing

WOO YAY

Edit// I bet Debbil knowed what they're really for... she's so clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Section?
*rocks at knowing the names of obscure typographical symbols*

It's for denoting a particular bit within a page. These days people are more likely to use a pilcrow though *shakes head in dismay*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# is still used widely for legal documents
at least here
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Hurrah!
but I don't like your font
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# bollocks
I'm using a high quality DejaVu sans with Opera all wonderful anti-aliasing.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# well, it's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!
*runs to hide in corner*
*sobs*
IT'S NOT TOO BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# nerr-nerr-na-nerr-nerr
BROWN-FONT! BROWN-FONT!!

*dances and points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I just
use my finger like anyone else ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha, ninja knob!
Also, I'm on the front page of the BBC!
here
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# is that an eruption
or are you just happy to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# You are George Osbourne!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# which bit is you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# are you george osbourne?
cos that would explain an awful lot about the state of this country.

it's ok .. I know you're really the volcano
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# what with all th power and influence
George Osbourne has...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# very true ...
but it would still say a lot that these are the people we "choose" as leaders/representatives
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# are you the muslim extremist
or George Osborne?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# ooh going down the legion road there
perhaps he's both?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Resurrected Nasser FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# President Nasser?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Chocolate AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Volcano erupts on Red Sea island
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# why is my
eye drawn to that thar ninjawang?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
lolpenis

*hi5*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I assume that's his belt...
'Ning freebs *smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I'm very much assuming tyhat also
ning Mrs T

*mpoertnvn*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# That's just cheating at scrabble!
How's you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# you wish
.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Kak !
were it is Mr Horrible ?
(_klaus_, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# probably working
How're you klaus?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# were is working ?
Mr horrible at the work :

yes
ullo
(_klaus_, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# this is rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
KRUT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# poligen ha!
he had a birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# klaus
ümlaut, giger, vestibule?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# bilbobarneybobs he likes the vestibule yes !
Poligen ha!
(_klaus_, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Woo!
WANG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# hahah
oh that!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninjaipod
(Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ...

EDIT: Whew.
EDIT2: RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# BIGGAR!!!


EDIT: Thanks. And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# that just broke my screen
psst... smaller... quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Holy-giant-purple-Moly
could you possibly resize this?

Please?

/edit/ why thank you. That's very considerate of you, and despite the done-to-death-ness of Iwhatever images, this is quite nicely done and I award you one solid platimun WOO set with amethyst YAYs
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# IT'S A TINY MIDGET WITH SMALL HANDS!
*hides in fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Equal Opportunities Ninja is Popular Ninja's stunted side-kick
Good mor-ning Prof(essor)!

*Great big slobbery SMOOOOOOSH*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# kak !
(_klaus_, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Hello _klaus_
long time no see

You well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ullo
well, yes you too
(_klaus_, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# can you make it
physically smaller and a tad smaller on the file size as well please.

ta!


[edit] well done on the resize, it looks like a thalidomide victim using an ipod to me. maybe it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# WINNAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# ningles davy wavy
how are you on this fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Braw!
you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# fair to middling

didn't get a job last week, but on the other hand i did get a call from someone wanting to meet with regard to a job i'd applied for, so we'll have to see. meeting them for coffee tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ninja post? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# what?

you didn't see anything, right!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# That's somewhat large
but it's nicely done. Might want to resize it a fair bit because people will say it's too brown.

edit:much better, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# This is being blocked by my internets
I take it this is a good thing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# That's too brown
Also, you used a font I don't like.

Game over man. Game over!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# pfffft!
quote of the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# :D
and several new catchphrases were born
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I want to have sex with this reply
And have little reply chidren that will scurry around /board taunting people who post links
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Looks like a midget ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# The general way to go with B3ta is not do any iPod advert posts.
There was a compo a while back and I think it had about two original idea and drove everyone mental for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Wasn't that *every* compo? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# ^THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!^
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I think that one was far worse than any compo to date.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I HAVEN'T SLEPT SO YOU GET A LOUD SEMIWOO AND A PEAROAST AND A COMPLAINT ABOUT FILE/IMAGE SIZE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# that is
asbolicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I fankyew =]
It's the picture that was finally good (not terrible) enough that someone told me to join b3ta and post it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Green and sticky


'ning all! I would say it's good to be back home, but I think i'd be lying...
nice to see you all again, though... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Twig porn!
'Ning BB, good to see you back :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!
=)
hahaha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha!
ace as always, morning toobs
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha this really shouldny give me the horn
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# are you pyrosexual?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# or a Dendrophile?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# is that when you get the wood?
oh, no, that would be a xylophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# i had to google that.
bloody hippies and there tree hgging.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# fan fucking tastic
as always!



todays word of the day is - fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Word and action of the day?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# sure
follow me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
# *follows*
my goodness

it seems that all of the porn on the interwebnet comes from your bedroom.

*closes door and attaches "do not disturb" sign*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# word of the day
173643673576374612378618973281638725475237 days running

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# FUCKING A!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
# FUCKING AARDVARK!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# DIRTY YIFFING PAEDO
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Aardvarks can live to be over 24 years old in captivity.
Ktching-Ktching, guess who's getting lucky tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Cor!
In which case ... GET IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# I'll gaz JJ
so he can replace all those underage rodents and felines with the all-sexy titts-juggling tail(?)-waving aardvarks!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# michael jackson
or gary glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Lois Maxwell
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# they're banging Lois maxwell?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Pavarotti is
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# ew
pavarotti porn *bluuuuurrrrggggh*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# haha
When hard wood meets soft wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# hehehe ace!
needs more boy scouts

I do love your stuff.
By which I mean these comix, not, like your secretions or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# hehehehe :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# They are on FUCKING FIREEEE!!!!
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# i've missed these
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Excellent!!!
just excellent!
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Was it a forensic match?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# There you go you see...
Why to shave your pubes. Kindling.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# kasto krut!
poligen ha!
(_klaus_, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sexy and funny!

should always use lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninjas 9 - Things are getting out of hand!

Previous ones in my profile
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# thats ace but....
a horrifying image in my mind for monday morning
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Not the most pleasant Google image search I have done!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# turn on the hoses!!!
bring on the bleach!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And I thought ninjas were meant to be honourable!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# woo.
*zooms 800%, wants naked feltz image.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
I love this serie
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# hehehe i would love "cunty top trumps"
wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I'm feeling sick as it is....
...that's just adding to it

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Feltz, I choose you!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# evil monkey

fly pidgey fly!
From some newspaper story last week was gonna post on Fri but home time was fast approaching so I left it enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Chuck it into the sea
before it eats yer fags man!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I think I chose the wrong time to post this
the post below seems to have got the tuesday new person argh monday fury!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# How rude of us!
Tis lully. In a freaky, not lully-at-all kind of way...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# it's fun to laugh at people who are angry
i dont think i could ever get so pissy before noon. (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I'm too comatose to feel anything
it took me ages to post I crashed the interweb and everything
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *hugs*
there there,
it's all good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# yay!
i feel alot better now
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Quick, order it some food before it eats you
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# thats ace
pidgeon monday I say!
*edit - even though mines a dove
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I only made one pigeon pic
and it's rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha, that's awesome - I got this one as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
That's lovely, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# This thread
is magnificent. Congratulations all round on the pigeonpics.

Especially this one because I love the monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

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