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[challenge entry] it's how I'll always remember her! *sniff*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# with parquette tiles on her face?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# she was playing dominos
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *knocks*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *opens door*
damn kids again
*edit* she looks exhausted
I win
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# She looks exhausted!!!
Woo!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
#
grrrrrr ;)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# You gotta be quick in this game Pzyky!


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# that's what I get from never having learned to type properly

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# she looks exhausted :)

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
That must be from the Hellraiser I haven't seen.

Edit: Sorry, I mean "she looks exhausted"
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# She'll tear your Mercedes apart!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# all that moaning last night
and you still enter her
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I swear it's the only time...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Is that supposed to sound rude?


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# what do you think?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *nods and smiles*



(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
*cough cough*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# PIPEFACE
I mean "she looks exhausted"

O_o
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *adds to the "Did I really just laugh at that" list*
Haha :P
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
*clickety*

:)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# It was the People's exhaust Pipe
woo!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
She looks exhausted!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
excellent

SICK WEBSITE MAKES FUN OF DIANA!

BAN EVIL INTERNETS NOW!

/daily express blog
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# she doesn't look at all well in this pic
those pirelli calenders aren't what they used to be.

*has a idea.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *Steals*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ...she also looks very tired.
woo.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# She looks exha . . . oh bugger!
Woo! Could the mod that likes Prod please do the biz?


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Heh, nicely!
I mean, she looks like she could do with some sleep. Eternal or otherwise.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# An observer could look through that at the stars....
"Sky in the Dai, with Patrick Moore"

hurrah!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Ladybots, TRANSFORM!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] hi all


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hi.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Margarine of hearts?
Or just easily spreads?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Stay on target....
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yay
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# ^ This is what they want!
/Tiswas blog
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# compo corner!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *throws bucket of water over you*



(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *spluffs over Sally James*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# the kids love it when there's a bit of gunge flying about
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# sadly, my defence of "this is what they want*
didn't stand up in court
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Most impressive!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
best compo ever!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Best of the lot :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I'd forgotten how hard even simple animations are...


I thought this would take ten minutes so I can ask a quick question. I was wrong.

And the question is: Does anyone know of any decent Dreamweaver tutorials?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Make a non-animated big version of that and offer it as wallpaper
Because it is lovely.

Doesn't your DW come with tutorials?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Bigger
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# this is teh nice
I only got DW yesterday - free! - FREE! I tells ya and I haven't looked at it yet

/HTML-by-hand blog
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# it's a great help, even if you still code most things by hand

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ahh I will give it a go
I had it years ago when it made the most bloated code imaginable

and I've distrusted it since then
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# the most bloated code (coated blode?) is still produced by MS Word ;)

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# MS Word
that well-known html-editing utility...

0_o
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# well, it seems to be widely used for OUR FAMILY'S FIRST HOMEPAGE
with magenta Comic Sans text on blue background, html-scaled images... *shudder*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# MARQUEE FTW
and looped aiff
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# oh, yes, bg music, the all-time classic

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I tried html by hand...
...but my coding abilities are, well, pathetic and I'm impatient.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# oooh that's lully
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# lully!
for animations like this, why don't use flash? It's a matter of few clicks there
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
#
Because it's been sitting in my programme list for months now and I'm nervous. It's next on my list after Illustrator and DW.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I love it :)
give it a try soon, and pm me if you need help or some ebooks
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# SFSILF
yay - this is never going to get boring

:D

WOO YAY
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Trellisilf?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hell yeah!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *ducks*
christ!
mearly had my head off!!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# merely had your head off?
no harm done then
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Dreamweaver tutorial 101
Source
Copy code
Paste code into DW
Adjust accordingly.

Congratulations. You are now a web developer!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Which DW?
I have a really good guide to DW8. Papa something or another. It's a FLash based video type thing, I downloaded it about a year ago. It's a bit basic, but covers everything.

If you want a copy GAZ me and I'll set up a link tonight.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# A little-known McKenna party trick.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
I was actually expecting this not to animate
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I missed a trick there!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# No Di here...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Inspired by
www.digitalspy.co.uk/programming/a76794/davies-adapts-gothic-ghost-story-for-itv1.html

lesbians
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Where?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# on FTN
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# In my bed
Hevin all teh sexes
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I hope this gets FP'd
Just to see the tone of the google ads change
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Everything needs more lesbians.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# except possibly vegan restaurants
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Ergh vegans.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Best comment
Of the day :)
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# hahaha
and hooray! I used to love Saphire and Steel!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# It used to creep the fuck out of me
but I still enjoyed it
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# yes, me too
especially an episode that featured some ethereal whistling of colonel bogie!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# or
the thing that'd take people out of photo's to play with them....
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahah excellent smirkage!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I recognise that!

Oh no, maybe not...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# ooh she's nice and sturdy
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
subtle...

it was a different asthetic back then wasn't it?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# can you tell me what the two ancilliary prongs are for?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I'll show you ....
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I'll be right over
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# and I'll be all over in about 0.12 seconds
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)
# marry me
you sound easy to please
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# heh not especially
but those rabbit things are incredibly efficient!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I must get one for the wife
it'll save me from permanent jaw ache
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# This sounds like a fine marriage
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# yes, she's a lucky lady
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# nawty
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# haha!
nice!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe
norty
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] No comment
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I thought that was Mark AIDS LOL Fowler
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# haha
'ning dixy!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# 'ning Colonel ives
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# no salute?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# oh sorry
*unzips*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# atten....SHUN!
o_O
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# 'ning Mr. B
did you enjoy the sunny bank holiday?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I was w*rking :(
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# aw, poop

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# hmm
DNA test the little ginger bastard!!!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# to check if he has any?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Imagine having that slimy creep as your father
*shudder*

'noon b3ta!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# ello ivvy
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *waves cheerfully*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# 'noon auntie!!
you're getting quite a group together for your bash!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Isn't it exciting?
*glees* :D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# oh yes!
if only it didn't cost the earth to get there....
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# She is, isn't she?
I'm quite jealous. :S
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i wonder if anyone would come if i did a fareham bash......
*hopes*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# it's closer than Derby
I could also go and see my aged uncle who lives down that way - he looks like Hitler with a hernia
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hmmm....
might have to look into a bash then!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# G'noon
How's ye?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I am very well
enjoying a rare day off :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I'm having a day off from home!
Was sick yesterday :(

Hehehe
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Noongles IVV!
How's you?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Hello!
I am well thank you, hope you are too :)

Sorry for the delay, I wandered off for a bit!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I love these Book Coffee tables
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
woo yay loon

Also - CTILF!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# coffee tables I'd like to fuck?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# yup
it's my new idea... take a word and pit ILF after it...

it's going to revolutionise the way we think about humour.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *thinkas about humour*
*spins*

nice. I'm off to buy a new DVDILF
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# dirty vaginal discharge?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# please
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Humourilf?
I'm not sure I'm getting this, Funder...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# FILF!
haha

I really am going to get dressed now
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Oh dear...
I have to remain seated for a while now
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# 0_0
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
do MFI do a paperback version?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# MFIILF!
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# hahahahaha
WOO!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# jesus you are speedy!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# damn that manic for giving me the ikea
I mean Idea
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# are you on special pills today?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# yes
It's forced withdrawal from b3ta yesterday I blame


Have loads to do now, so I will adjourn (for 3.2 minutes)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# i noticed your absence
i fugured you'd been fired
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# You utter bastard!

I want coffee now ;)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I'd buy 'em...!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# woo!

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I would too!
Woo to you =)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# WOO YAY
I smell a merchandising opportunity George hasn't though of...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
#
... lemon scented bog roll made out of Jedi robes.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Or indeed lemon scented Jedi robes made out of bog roll...

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# that would also never work
... we shall not do well in the dizzying world of product development

:(
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# make this a compo hard
i vote for binks punch bags and binks toilet covers. and binks dartboards
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# my current challenge idea is
?ILF...
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# koinkidenk?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# let's make i happen
i just clicked it until my finger turned into a trombone
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# oooh
the deluxe box
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# clicky
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# pfft

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Arf.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Ning, peeps.
Not drawn Fern for a while :)

What should i draw the'day?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Draw a sexy Di
EDIT: Pre accident.
EDIT 2: For added sexiness.

Please!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# A man with a cat on his head.
They're both very happy.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# bindun
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ning Mr.JJ
a musk ox.
or more fern.

www.b3ta.com/board/7672361
doesn't this hurt Chloe's feelings?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Should it?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# maybe
maybe not
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# was that a reply to my question?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# That's fantastic, even by your standards.
Lovely work, JJ.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)
# a loveboat episode
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Draw what he meant
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Excellent.
:)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Good 'ning Mr JJ
I trust you're well.

I'd like you to draw Patrick Moore in a spaceship boldly exploring Jupiter.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# This
except Captain Kerry instead of Patrick Moore, for he is a brave tiny officer.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# an aardvark
or maybe nothing, you've done enough for me at the moment ;)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *Adds extra juice*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# fern marking her territory
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Still waiting for the whole Fern thing to be resolved

My first colouring in thing - any good JJ?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Nice.
The black's a bit TOO black, though. Needs to be a lighter colour.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Which bit of black in particular?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# The disc square in the middle, mostly.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I think you can just about make out that I did in the big one
Here - but I agree it could be clearer
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Still nice :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Thanks - like I say, first one
And given the amount of swearing involved, probably the last!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Wouldn't that make zebra crossings confusing?
I mean if Black wasn't black but was some other....

*medicates*

*feels much better*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# nicely :)

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# very nice indeed
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Hitler vs Churchill
In A marvel comic hulk vs thing type Slugfest
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# That looks nothing like Fern Britain!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Art
being as gar as he possibly can
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Sigh.™


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hewitt might take issue with that
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# aha
that's it...... hewitt paid for the hit
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# ^
this
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# is that the rock?
damn, she really fucked everyone
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ahem


Playing in the Cellar, Oxford tonight for you oxford b3tans. Supporting the lovely Rosie Oddie.

Come on down...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Burger Breath?
No, that isn't you is it.

EDIT: That sounds like fun actually, but alas, I am going to have dinner cooked by my friend's mum.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# i saw that show, and rosie oddie irritated the FUCK out of me
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ^this
she really did strike me as a terrific moron.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# That's me


Allegedly
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Ooooh, if I can get away I'll be there. What time you playing?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# We*'re on at about 10/10.30 I reckon


* We being richard walters' new band.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# righto
I'll do my best to be there. I look like a fat, hairy version of Darius, apparently. No Idea who the fuck he is, but there you go.

If you see me, give me a nudge.and a drink
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# "Princess on Board, something something, Bert Ward"
This song writes itself
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Princess on board, hangin' with burt ward,
Homies in the back, honkin' on crack,
Gonna roll in my Merc, lookin' like a burk,
Buzz the paps, bunch o twats.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Coco Pops
Clippety clop
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Is that Ben Stiller?
Arse, no, it's a pillar


wtf?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ...
Princess on board, how I've adored
That sign on my car's window pane
The bounce in my step, loaded with pep
'Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane
Call me a square, friend i don't care
That little yellow sign can be ignored
I'm telling you its mighty nice each trip's a trip to paradise
With my princess on board!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# That's almost as bad as your song about Mr T
"I pity the fool who doesn't like...he"
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *dianabreak*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# imagebroke
EDIT: thats better and pffftt
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaah
and ning everyone

edit: woo the unbroken image.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Not my fault.
b3ta ate my html. :/
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Image working
mind broke...
*edit* nice happy cat hat!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# what!
no Diana?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# goddam brilliant
the cat looks so happy too.

YAY
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# HatCatHatCatHatCat!
Woo!


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# HATCAT HATCAT HATCAT HATCAT HATCAT HATCAT
I like your hatcat

Edit - and so does Dave
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# he won't like it when it does it's 'business' on his head.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I dunno . . .
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# :)
Can I get an extended version on DVD?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# true story!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *backdrops*
this is fucking ace
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# thank heavens
for people who can draw amusing things on this humour website!

Have a gold star (which you have to imagine)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# \o/

Yay for goddamn cats on heads!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a coffee table book
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# eww!
you wank on your coffee table?

Ace! and Woo!


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# doesn't everyone?
i sneak into his house when he's out and do it.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# a game of soggy coffee table?
GO!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *repost opportunity*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
bet that took for ever to make

however long it took, it was worth it...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# it did take a little while, yes
and ta
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I dunno
once they got over the initial embarrassment it was wood all the way.
Allegedly.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I thought glass coffee tables
were only invented for sexual depravity
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# HA!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I would like to categorically state
that that jerk is NOT me and I love all manner of darkies dagos and furrners! Thankyou.


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ok.. I'll belive you
I found out I had one of them darkies in my family tree the other day...

Went outside this morning, poor bastard's still hanging there.

Courtesy of my little sister. Honestly, what ARE they teaching kids nowadays?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ew!
knocking one off over a dead toff's tits
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# good job you're no toff!
and erm . . alive and . . . *shuts up*


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I'm so not
apprently I sound like some bint off Corrie
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *b-doinnk!*


(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# the corries?
.. come fill up my cup, come fill up my can, come saddle my horses and call out my men, unhook the west port and let us gae freeeee, for it's up with the bonnets of bonnie Dundee!

*sigh* wishes he was in Scotland ... and it was warmer

true story
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# also - this is all the ace - I'd forgotten how good it is:
Sleep oh babe while the red bee hums the silent twilights fall
Aoibheal from the grey rock comes to wrap the world in thrall
A lyan van o my child my joy my love and heart's desire
The crickets sing you lullabys beside the dying fire
Dusk is drawn and the green man's thorn
Is wreathed in rings of fog
Sheevra sails his boat till morn
Upon the starry bog
A lyan van o the paley moon
Has ringed her cusp in dew
And weeps to hear the sad sweet song
I sing my love to you
Sleep oh babe for the red bee hums the silent twilights fall
Aoibheal from the grey rock comes to wrap the world in thrall
A lyan van o my child my joy my love and heart's desire
The crickets sing you lullabys beside the dying fire

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# pfft starry bog
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# no - BAD DEBBIL
it's beautiful...

*whistfully drinks whisky*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# why aren't you in scotland?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I am
... well - Edinburgh.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# oh
thought so
*wanders off confused to get dressed*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *chases*
*catches before you have a chance*
*has wicked way*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Dead Toffs Tits
great name for a band
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Was there any topless shots of her?
*reaches for kleenex*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# we've all done it.... it's nothing to be ashamed of
the queen mum was a hottie!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
So. Who's been dead for funtin' ages, that we can shop for next weeks unimaginative compo?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# boo...
I'm enjoying this muchly
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *grins*
Just seems like a repetetive theme, is all.
Elvis... Dead... Check.
Diana... Dead... Check.
Winehouse... OD's sometime soon... Check.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# "Open your mind... Halibut"
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I'm not listening...
*covers ears with fins*
Lalalalalalalala
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ninja weapons...erm
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Yeah I didn't like that one
prolly cos I only did one and it was shit
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Dianasaurus Rex
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Who's going to waste precious seed on her?
apart from Charles, James, Will, Dodi etc.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Yours for only £3999.95 plus VAT (fully fitted)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# fucking hell freebs!
:)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Doors?
*spangs*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Died wood?
Lovely stuff :-)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Diana Dors?
badum tish...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Well at least it's given me
another blonde 'died-before-her-time' type to think about...

*fwaps*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# lol
filthy beast!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# In her 60s pomp she was a FOX!
And underrated as an actress as well...

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# i definitely would have
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# she was pretty fit in the early days
unfortunatly most of my memories as a kid were of the fatter (too many sex parties with animals) older version which looked more like Divine (as in the New York transvestite)
In fact one of my first rubbing session (didnt know how to wank properly back then) was seeing the nude pic of her in some biography someone had left in a holiday home
too much information...*runs and hides*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Like in the Prince Charming video...
Watch Yield To The Night.

Even in prison gear still would
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# haha
what a charming story
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely done
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# you're smoking so bad mary jane
and I want some

WOO YAY
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Appologies

For everything
especially if you now have that song stuck in your head also
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# pffft... racist
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Oh yes
so much racism the page runs red with the blood of millions of b3tans
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# misunderstanding...
Song of the South, from whence the song came, has been suppressed by Disney for years because of its racism.

I assumed the pfftt would act as a wink.

Aplogies
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hey I was just testing the ground
As there is a distinct smell of poo around here on the odd occasion due to
there being too many arseholes about.
I knew you were joshing but just making sure in an ambiguous way ;)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# aaahhh....
*huggles*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I wish they'd show it again
so we could judge whether it's actually racist, or just another bit of reference to a history we wish hadn't happened now.

I s'pose I could buy it from Amazon.com if I really really care...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# 'simpler' times
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# "Hey, you ever heard of the emmancipation proclamation?"
"I don't listen to rap music"
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# i was very pissed off when they changed the sign on the 'black boy' pub near henley
from a little slave boy to a twee picturesque chimney sweep

the ignorant fuckers
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# They did the same
to the one in Tottenham
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Oh you arse
*tries to think of any other song*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# my oh my
what a wonderfull day...
Come on join in ;P
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Try something by The Carpenters
If it doesn't work at least you can be thankful she's dead ;¬)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I'm on top of the world looking down on creation
and the only thing I can think is, I could murder a cheeseburger right now, but I can't have one cos then I'll be fat and ugly and I don't want to be fat and ugly. maybe I could eat it and then throw up afterwards, then i won't be fat and ugly and then everyone will love me... (cont p.94)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# argggg
it burns us
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# When there's no getting over that Big Mac...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
biggest office lol today

I hate the Carpenters, but Mrs S loves em.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# heheh
I don't mind some of it but it's just the whole sorry tale that just cracks me up.



Fat bitch.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# 'ningles, all
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ning
fish type
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# silly spunker!
fish can't type!

:D
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# What do you think they do with their fish fingers?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# why do you think they are so fishy?
it isn't off typing :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# You'd better believe it...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# valid point
*makes notes*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# gusset typing
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *wiggles gusset typing fish fingers expertly*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# \o/
I was going to make a comment about a dongle

but I'm feeling weak with hummus at the moment
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# 'noons more like
what time d'you call this?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# ^THIS
:)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm really liking this challenge :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Haha - Dead innit!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Really?
I was sick of it a decade ago.
(Nice pic though)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I was sick of it
before it started (but good picture, yes.)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I don't know...
...once the reposts are out of the way it's not as bad as some we've had this year.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# diPod.
Nuff said
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I like this!!
I like this very muchly!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Rei!
I'll wipe your tears away with my fists.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# That's because you're a sick little monkey
;¬)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I'm fucking sexy and you know it.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Indeed
but don't call me sexy
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Oh, but you are, you beast :)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(cries at the end)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Heh, nice!
Have a pea from last night...

It's a Real Picture Sunday thang
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] What REALLY happened...


Click for Supermarionation sized!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *sympathy woo*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# aw
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# thanks...
*sulks in corner*
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# the press were dyslexic
It was an Overpass
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

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