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three of a kind

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

middle one - hull

(but i'd be fibbing if I didn't rofl a bit)

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

MOOOOOOO

GAAAAAAH

TOOOOOOO!

I've just been at the pub with Kenny Martin Jessie and TLH! BRAW!
COR!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

i hope you only had a half.

what brew was it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Directors

(two)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

\o/

how are they both? And your good self?

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

All four of us are Braw!

and hope you are to

*mansnogs*
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

pfft

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hahahaha

now all we need is the other two to die.... :D

WOO

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

amy is going the right way about it

and oprah has good aids.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

just a matter of time...

*waits*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

*checks filename*

Right, you're deaded

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

*filenames*

ooof ;)

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

*SPANGS*

I missed this little gem of a pun until now. Well done, but still get a spang.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

oh good lord!

that has gone through the bottom of the barrel.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

fucking hell...

you legend.

Did you write the ode too?
edit: my gracious tin?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

yes

just now

*edit* yes - i was really scraping the barrel for rhymes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

I like it more then.

*seaches for "I like this more" button*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

You evil man.

Stop this at once!

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Love bit of poet-tree...

Ahem...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

o_O

GAH!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

Nope ... No idea...

(LazyBastard, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

I get the strangest

sense of deja vu.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)

Which one are you?

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

the cannon

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

I get the strangest

sense of deja vu.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

I get the strangest

sense of deja vu.

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

Hmm...

...I'm sure I've read this before somewhere.

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

I get the strangest

sense of deja vu.

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7675074

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7675100

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

I get the strangest sense

of tightness in my briefs whenever I see my friend Michelle.

Why is this, J17 problems page?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

Because you are too scared to talk to her

and end up shitting your pants?

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

only if I'm shitting white out of my cock-eye

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

Daddy, why are your trousers so lumpy?

/hull

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Weetobix, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

Go on, show her

she needs to learn eventually

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

Yay! Family fortunes

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The Tig and me, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

oof!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

seems to me...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

hahahaha

click

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

ha ha ha ha

kerlick!

'brooooooooooon!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

aright prof

I'm jus off to grab some lunch, back in a mo.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

HEY!

have a good one...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

Winner!

*clicks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!!!

hahahahahahahahaha!!!
pfffft!
oh that has really REALLY made me laugh!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

Hahaha

Ace!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

hahahaha!

she looks exhausted!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

Reincarnation's

a bitch.

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

Clunk, click, on every trip.

Except her final one, possibly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

hahahaha

Too bad that this internet hinders creativity. They should shut it down for three year.

How is yourself?

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

I'm ok ta

bit knackered. yourself?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

meh. Trying to force myself to work

but I'm failing miserably at that.

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

bwahahaha

this is fabby!

*clicks*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)

HAHAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

"And it seems to meee"

"like an oportuniteeee"
"to make a charitieeeeeeeeeeeeeee release"
"but in only one teritoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

the twat :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

hahahaa - this is brilliant - nice one.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

Game over man. Game over!

;)

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

Ha!

Awesomely woo' =P

Also, does anyone know how I can make scan lines in Potatosnop?

I'm stuck and my gif is fookin huge =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

have a quick search on google

it's pretty easy ; )

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McBadger COW, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

Heh, never mind

I used initiative anyway, probably a silly way to do it, but it seemed to have worked ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

either

- paint & copy/paste them with the line tool
or
- set foreground/background color to white&black, then run the halftone pattern filter (style:lines) on a new white layer, finally set the layer style to multiply

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

Try this: http://www.moesrealm.com/photoshop/scanline.html

Or this: http://www.bluesfear.com/tutorials/ScanLines.php

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

^^ this

It's the reusable nice fun way.

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

but without the horses

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

with the pen too lat one px

duplicate layer and move it down 3 px
rinse repeat

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)

This was the thing I did

Thanks for the help anyway everyone, I feel like a twat for asking now ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

If only she had paused!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

ace!

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McBadger COW, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

Woo

nicely

:)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

Reminds me of the 11 o'clock Show

where they had a standup arcade machine called Henri Pauls Paris Rally. It had an optic of cognac screwed to the side!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

Woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

In the best ITV traditions, this is a dramatised account based on actual fact*

*may not be based on fact

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WOLF .™, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

that reminds me of that time when I put a frog in the blender

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

Looks pretty accurate to me!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

it's how I remember it

although I was alseep at teh time... and I didn't care about it once I was awake... so... there you go.

True Story.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

I was sitting in a disused church drinking cider

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WOLF .™, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

My first thought was:

"Shit... nothing on TV tonight then."

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

We all know who did it!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

love the number plate

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

More proof!

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

He was there two months later?

Or in February?
What does that prove?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

he returns to the scene of his crime

like a dog returning to his own sick

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

it's the time of the dancing ducks!!!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)

Yay!

*chicken dances*

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

Haha

Pimp one's ride

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

Pfft

a woo for you!

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Weetobix, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

ha ha ha

nice detail on the skuff

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

fuck.

ing.

hell.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

mictomictomicto!

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogs!

shows off latest image that i'm proud of

fixed :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

a 404?

EDIT: Can see it now. Very nicely done indeed! *approves*

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

hehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

404, Roland

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

Bar code?

*groan*

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in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

verityverityverity!

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

GarethGarethGareth!

How's the sexiest man in Kettering? :D

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in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

He's in Kettering?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

fror my sins!

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

*stalks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

I saw him first!

*readies handbag* ;)

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in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

Catfight!

*readies camera* ;)

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

do you know Kettering then?

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

I was born in KGH!

And my dad still works there - I grew up ten minutes away

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

dunno...when I see him i'll let you know! :D
I'm ok ta... had laser eye surgery yesterday and have only just got home. I'm still having to wear sunglasses indoors as my eyes are so sensitive. It's all good though!

How are you?

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

Fine ta :)

Quite cheerful ashally!

I bet you look HAWT in sunglasses.

Apart from sensitive eyes are you OK?

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in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

hehe

yeah fine :D

Glad to hear you are ok! Haven't spoke to you in ages. But then again, I haven't been on MSN messager for about a year.

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

Tsk!

My sexy must be wearing off :(

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in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

I doubt it!

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

*dies*

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

*defiles*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

gnargh!

*head asplode*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

SPANG

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

Bad Freebs - No Biscuit!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

Poor Freebs!

*sneaks biscuit under the table*

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in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

Typical!

They'll never learn, you know....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

if you don't stop mothering him

he'll never learn...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

... and then what'll become of him eh?

he'll go all soft and end up some poncy media type or graphic designer or something... is that what you want? Coz tha's wotll 'appen

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

He'll probably end up as some sort of Yorkshireman too

:(

I'm sorry.

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in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

heh

nowt wrong wi Yorkshire!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

Depends

... closer to Richmond is better, closer to Sheffield is worser.

That's the LAW!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

*scowls*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

it's the LAW

and it's not one of those puffy civic judicial things - it's a law of physics... the universe tends towards greater entropy and the further South you get the less Good Yorkshire you are...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

*goes a little mental*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

*spang*

What does your sig mean?

(Pachey, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

I am an alien head icon

X files

I want to believe

I want to be leaf

never mind

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

I be leaf!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)

oooff!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

hahaha!

i just downloaded a bar code generator, no idea why.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

I have a bar code font at work

it converts text into a bar code...

...um... I'll go away then

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

I have 2 barcode readers here

they only work in Word.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

i just ran it, the result is less than spectacular, don't really know what i expected from it, but it was there so i had it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

dear jebus

hmmm ... a moment ago I wanted country slices ... and now I want BEER

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

hahaha!

ouch!

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McBadger COW, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

Ooof!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

although - I also agree with Micto...

but with more HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

Everything he said^

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

Terrible

well done.

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moogy boobles, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

Had to look down there^

*spangs*

And woo

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XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

There's always a downside

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)

hahaha!!

too true!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)

Hell yes!

Lovely work BB

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahahahaha

nice work as ever

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahaha!

excellent

I find sitting in a bar is the best to avoid sunburn

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

Drinking heavily

Helps you build up Vitamin C.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

lubbing onself for a nightime of fun!

also is he putting it in his eye in the third frame?

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

on micto in the fourth ...

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

pffft

micto needs no cream. Sombrero is the way to go!

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

How sad :(

I rather fancy a hot sunshiney holiday now. Woo!

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in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

~~sunshiney holiday~~ steamy rubdown

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

hahahaha

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mugatu, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

nicely.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

Ha ha ha

It's funny cos it's true. :)

(Pachey, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

lovely

lovely stuff - very good.

... I thought those palm leaves in the first and last frames were the Sydney Opera House... but they're not, they're palm leaves and I'm an old fool!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

haha

I love you

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

I love your stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

....

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)

Hahahaha

But how much does the Declining a photo opportunity cost, and a millionaire boyfriend?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)

LIFE.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)

A number and a name

Don't know what to do, don't know what to say, oh life - sometimes green and sometime grey,
Well life is like a book, so

*shot from stage left*

/Levellers blog

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)

shut up hippy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Come and see the violence inherent in The System!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

*buys ticket and popcorn*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

always give the public what they want

in this case repressing hippies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

it's time for a good old fashioned hippy ass whoupin'

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

*mumbles something about the failures of the working class*

*adjust monocles*

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

price

you can't put a price on everything Cap'n

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)

You can if your job

is to price things in a supermarket

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

not anymore

it's all fancy barcodes these days

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)

Bloody computers

They come over here, taking our jobs...

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)

speaking of which

Cadbury's is getting shot of 1000 jobs and moving a factory to.....

POLAND!

You couldn't make it up

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)

it'll stop the buggers coming over here and stealing our jobs,

women, houses, cars, mobile phones, swans, common and crucian carp, daily mail headlines etc.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)

I remember when it was it was all 11p

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

I bet you can, you know.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

21.99 £

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

I think you're forgetting our motto

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

those things over the windows evoked hellraiser in my cake-addled mind

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)

You have cake?

What flavour?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

mr kipling country slices

and i do not technically have cake anymore

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

they are lush

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)

I now *officially* love you to bits.

*sniff* She likes Country Slices as well....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

Come on now

surely every sane person likes them

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)

Oh.

ok

*cries a little*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

*comfort-smooshes*

I think I might have to go to the shops ...

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

it's the crystals of sugar

that set them off perfectly

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

^ this.

Oh god, yes - THIS!!!!!

*heads out to shops*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

Ew, no, raisins

I have a hummingbird cupcake, what I made myself.

(Pachey, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

hummingbird cake?

made out of humminbirds?
how decadent!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)

is the hummingbird used as a garnish, not unlike a cherry but with less meat.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

I think it's called hummingbird because it is sweet

Pineapple, bananas, walnuts and something else.

(Pachey, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

cor!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

I probably shouldn't admit to this

but those sculpted shrubs, coupled with the Prof's PILF inspired a very peculiar train of thought for me

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

Those sculpted shrubs, coupled with Prof's PILF

And Debs pointing it out have just inspired probably the same train of thought for me...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)

to be honest I think your three-pronged rabbit might have helped

too

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

those sculpted shrubs

evoke kind of loose cat poos in my cake-addled mind

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)

Cake?

I'm disappointed in you. It's a fuggin disgrace.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

Man, don't do it!

Think about your Shatner's bassoon!

(

Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)

Her last pic ever

posting it here as I can't be arsed making a new thread for it

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

just lovely

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)

ta :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

Pfffft!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

just crowbar this one in here, in that case

just don't ask where I got the source

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)

O_O

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)

where did you get the source?

;)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

not telling

*folds arms*

Edit: on second thoughts, I'd better snip that

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)

A ha

I saw that!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)

Be Quiet - You Fool!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

Sussed! YOU are Lord Lucan

AICMFP

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

Damn!

Foiled again!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)

Hooray!

I can see!

Nicely done :D

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hahahahahahahahaha

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

I give this 3 points of extra woo

for having weston-super-mare in it

(

Weetobix, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

my home town!

got out as soon as I could

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)

same

and same

(

Weetobix, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)

no WAY!

Prepare to be gaz-ed

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)

Yup - came from Sandford

living in Bristol

(

Weetobix, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

Is this Al Fayed's piss poor attempt

to frame someone for 'murder'? :P

Also - WOOYAY!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

People die in car accidents everyday

What makes you think it was MUUUDEEERRR!

/love charlotte wassername from Hot Fuzz blog

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)

Quality, sir

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

hahahaha!!!

aceness

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

Arf!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

that's very bad

but very good

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)

i aim to please

and disgust

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)

harr harr harr

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)

ahahahahahahaha!

straight to hull with you!

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)

(

Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)

Princess in disguise...

(

Collatallie Sisters, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7674827

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

Why don't you read the finance news any more?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

Seven's a bit heavier. Chris.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

Edgywedgyledgebarge.....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

If I ever own a company

I'm going to legally rename it Watney Heckbulb nnnnnnnnnnnnnn

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha

I'm loving b3ta at the moment

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

hahaha

this compo turns out to be much better than expected at the mo' :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)

Think I'll take the stairs...

(

Ninj, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

hahaha

nice swears Mr Lift

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

hehe :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

The Iron Chicken Approves of This

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

quality swearage

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

How rude!

(

in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

I likes this

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)

RUN AWAAAAY!

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

\o/

bang, kepowie etc!

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

YES!

:D

/edit/ ooh I didn't mean to reply to you, oh well

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

there you are!!

*nipple twists*
you know i meant 'nearly'!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

*innocents*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

ZAP CRASH KABOOM*

/old Adam West batman was the best batman blog

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

yeah I've been watching that this week

also: www.funjunkie.co.uk/images/capwank1.jpg of course

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

...and now I feel so rejected

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

*acceptance-smooshes*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

Don't feel rejected!

Do more funny stuff and feel the love!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

NNNOOOOO!!!

the evil denizen!

i quite liked him...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

Excellent thoomage!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

THOOM

That's ace!

(

Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

IS THIS THE END OF EVIL JACK?

stay tuned to find out!

woo!

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

IS ART GOING TO BE THE NEW LEADER OF PIPINGRAD?

stay tuned to find out!

'morge

(

Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

He'll come out of the melting tank

with his hair all humourously smoking

(

Weetobix, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

Why am I

downloading 062.mp3?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

I don't know; why are you downloading 062.mp3?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

You made me.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

JJ is such a nice guy

he could horse us all every single day

(

Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

hahaha

so true
I never hover a JJ dot

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)

Exceptional Use of the C&C Ion Cannon

Woo to you, sir

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

I'm more a 'scud storm' man myself :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)

Hmmm. Interesting.

Bit of a GLA man, are ya?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

Wheeeeeee!

Nice music.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

Today is a good day to die

*dies*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

*dies*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

kitten skateboard

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

christ

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)

hahahahahahaha

*breathe*

hahahahaha

Tag it. Tag it hard!

(

Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

Hahaha, that's bloody great

But shopped images only please

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

dumpdumped

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)

She looks exhausted!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

I was waiting for this to happen :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

It's like "ris" all over again.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

I think it's been happening every 10 minutes since last night

b3ta.com/board/7674652

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

A business that lets you love your family?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

*proper tea splurt*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

(Pachey, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

hahaha

I want a tap that does that

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

I want demi spider!

*presses to summon*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

You called?

;)

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)

haha, crisps made me snort with amusement

I might go picking neat mushrooms at the weekend.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

Pacman is eating your bum?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

Spacman

(

sock more tea vicar?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)

I love these

Hurrah for you and all your youness!

(

in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

hehe

'time for a manicure' has made me glee

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

hehehehe!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

pacman is not eating your bum

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

HA!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

I love this

(Pachey, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

Hahahahaha!

You'd definitely want to know if Pacman was eating your bum.

(

Baglady, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

ha ha ha

I'm probably now on of the unsafes people on the building site I work on, and it's all because of you!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha

"Pac man is eating bum"

I too, love these!

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

that's no mushroom!

(

Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha!

keep 'em coming!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

hahahaha

I hate it when my crisps are over-agitated..!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

*agitates crisps*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

Oops

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

that makes me sick through my eyes

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

hahahahaha

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

this is compellingly repellent

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

nasty

but rather well done

woo!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

im all hard now

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

hahaha

smashing

you should post more

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

Dirty man!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

ooh fp'd

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

ooh crikey!

*falls off chair*

How unexpected! Thanks mr mod (whoever you are!)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

Well done!

Even though I'm too young to remeber it.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)

hehehehe

deserves more woo!

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

Why thank you!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)

They're all at it

(lemmiwinks, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

For some reason, I thought he'd be hairier

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

he shaves

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

Not waxes?

Shame

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

waxing is for pussies

erm

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

Jesus shaves?

(

Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

Aaaaaaaargghhhh.

^{I hate you!}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

Phwoar!

he's come a long way since running his multicoloured sweat shop

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

That;s really quite horrible

(Pachey, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

ha ha ha

pants or no pants?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaand

there goes my lunch.

(

Your watch is BACK, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

Eww

*brings up lunch*

Mmmm 2nd helpings

Wooo!

(

XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

Voms..!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

is the bottom half from..

a britney spears source pic?

:)

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

prepare to be bludgeoned with my seemingly incessant libido

number 1 of ???

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)

hell no...

hence the use of the words 'bludgeoned' and 'incessant' ... this has legs.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)

stumpy legs

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)

Hummina Hummina!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)

'lo Dayve!

*smooshes*

(

in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)

1 of 1 pig

but what about the other animals?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)

they'll have to wait their turn

I've got an open mind, so why don't we all get inside and see what happens

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)

oooh it's dark in here

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)

and warm and wet...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

and a bit smelly

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

guys .... I don't think that's his mind ......

o_O

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

that'll explain the sweetcorn niblets

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

if there's a heart shaped bed

with red velour sheets, it is

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

sorry - that's my pituitary gland

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

CONSULT YOUR PINEAL GLAND!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

that's the part of the body in charge of pins, right?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

and eels

SCIENCE FACT

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

the doctor will see you now

just take your clothes off and leave them in a pile on top of mine

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)

that's right

not to be confused with your prostate, which is in charge of the late Alain Prost

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)

...and what he ate

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

jesus, you wouldn't want to be in there on your own

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

it's ok, Harold Shipman's in there too

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

Piggy!

in a top hat!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)

paedoyiff

etc

I do like your style

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)

woo hoo

you have amazing artistic talent

I'd like to see it realised in Jelly

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

this most much^

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

ha ha ha

1) draw lump
2) add eyes
3) add shadow
...

7) colour blind

:D

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

But hippo doesn't begin with P

;)

Woo!

(

in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

ha ha ha

cheeky - although hippo will probably make it onto the list... perhaps in a tutu

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

You're bringing sexy back

RIGHT THERE!

(

in vino veritas, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!

deal with it!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)

Sorry, she's lost her tutu...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

HA HA HA HA

uuurrrgggghhhhhhhhhh

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)

not HWTILF?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

well - yeah - that too

but also *shudders*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

hippoflaps

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

right then

with that ringing in my mind... I'm off for lunch.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

I know he's wearing a hat, but seriously...I would :)

PS seen the AVP 2 trailer yet? They've actually decided to make what looks like a good film out of the franchise - the trailer looks 36.2 times better than the first :D

Enjoy

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

is Terence Trent D'Arby in it?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

unfortunately not no

And neither is Arthur Atkinson....very sorry to hear that too.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

JESUS

an expression of betterness to 1 DP! that is some accurate figure!

WOO YAY.

also - thinkiung about it now - I probably should have made the pig a lady pig... hmmm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

Well it was 36.166666666 re-occuring, but I thought it would be better to round it off.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)

sensible

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

hilp, surely?

that's a hippo, isn't it?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

the curly tail screams pig

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

Mama mia!

I never got why it was called "Carbon" anyway

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)

that looks a bit disgusting

like maggots on a carcass

woo anyways :)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)

Compo it!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

stick di in it somewhere and the comps yours

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

Burnout: Diminator

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

I've picked maggots off a corpse

and can confirm this

P.s. woo pic

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)

I think it was "carbon"

after the fake carbon-fibre stuff glued on by boy-racers, increasing the thickness and mass of whatever they were sticking it to without intending the irony

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)

Hahahahahaha

That got me right in the mirth hole.

:)

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Carlossus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

*applies ointment*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

*wagon wheels*

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Carlossus, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

Whoah

I ate a delicious carponara yesterday, at a posh italian restaurant

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

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