
slight tj: anyone know the best method of making your own labels for CD-Rs?
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and it took about 3 minutes to make...
lol
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:50,
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lol

but i don't want dough-faced posh cock cameron either
it's not fucking fair
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:50,
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it's not fucking fair

One Man One Vote doesn't work because the general public has an average IQ of 100 - the fucking morons.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:58,
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and are so tied up with big business that nothing actually worthwhile or beneficial ever gets done, cos there;'s no profit in it
international trade agreements keep us from solving any of the real problems of the world, and politiocians lie to make themselves look good whilst never doing anything
i'm depressing yslef typiung this, so i'm going to listen to that radio thing, whch is already coming across as incredbly smug, so we'll see how long that lasts
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:03,
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international trade agreements keep us from solving any of the real problems of the world, and politiocians lie to make themselves look good whilst never doing anything
i'm depressing yslef typiung this, so i'm going to listen to that radio thing, whch is already coming across as incredbly smug, so we'll see how long that lasts

So....
A) People are fucking stupid
and
B) Politicians are cunts.
Not quite enough material for a book unfortunately.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:06,
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A) People are fucking stupid
and
B) Politicians are cunts.
Not quite enough material for a book unfortunately.

Harry Potter and Politicians are Cunts.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:09,
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very much this. Then we'd know why spoiled ballots happened. If 'None of the Above' wins, they should be forced to hold another election with entirely different candidates.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:59,
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did you take a month off work, and go over to California with a cut out magenta CDC and stage this for real?
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:31,
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...I'd love to do cartoons but they'd have to be about the joke and not the illustation because I'm utter shit at drawing. ^ This is it! Top stuff!
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:19,
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Can't draw for shit but wish I could. I can't really wirte either. Or do much creative stuff. I sound like a robot.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:23,
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for crap drawings yet fucking hilarious stuff
check: www.bitterfilms.com
edit: www.bitterfilms.com/anesthetics-billwalk.html
fuck knows what the fucking frontpage is doing, can't navigate that for shit
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:25,
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check: www.bitterfilms.com
edit: www.bitterfilms.com/anesthetics-billwalk.html
fuck knows what the fucking frontpage is doing, can't navigate that for shit

Which I'm sure would take some sort of artistic prowess.
(That's exactly what I thought, couldn't work it out)
Edit: (I have to tell you, your piles photo is the funniest I've seen yet))
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:27,
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(That's exactly what I thought, couldn't work it out)
Edit: (I have to tell you, your piles photo is the funniest I've seen yet))

Hardly!
I was going for the 'hummus over ability' sympathy vote. Which I got from This Week and Trelly and Micto, so I'm all right Jack :)
And I see you're actually complimenting me, so no worries.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:30,
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I was going for the 'hummus over ability' sympathy vote. Which I got from This Week and Trelly and Micto, so I'm all right Jack :)
And I see you're actually complimenting me, so no worries.

The "artisitc prowess" was reffering to the site Micto linked me to but it goes for yours to an extent. I totally agree, hummus over ability wins for me.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:35,
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*learns to read*
(Well, I did base Bob partly on me. Hint: it's not the Megalomania... :-) )
edit/ The 'Jack' part is merely an expression... I swear!
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:38,
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(Well, I did base Bob partly on me. Hint: it's not the Megalomania... :-) )
edit/ The 'Jack' part is merely an expression... I swear!

Can I give it a go and if it turns out OK i'll run it by you before posting?
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:41,
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Bit lazy too. Don't worry. Still, that's my favourite picture since starting this lark.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:53,
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I want an underground lair
*can anyone reccomend a good flash tutorial site?*
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:21,
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*can anyone reccomend a good flash tutorial site?*

He's merely a means to Bob's end. Bob may be Dyslexic but he's still evil!
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:34,
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H&S have overlooked, ever so slightly
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:14,
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telling everyone to be careful and not trip or fall over it apparently.
If anyone does fall however, the bloodstains will be declared art immediately and everything will be ok.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 22:16,
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If anyone does fall however, the bloodstains will be declared art immediately and everything will be ok.

but now i've seen pics, i really don't need to go see it 'live'
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:14,
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I liked the Sun and the Slides... and the boxes were okay too
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:17,
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i really didn't like the sun/fog thing
my absolute favourite that i've seen was the big red thing anish kapoor put in, and i'm guttedi didn't get a chance to have a go on the slides that were there recently
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:21,
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my absolute favourite that i've seen was the big red thing anish kapoor put in, and i'm guttedi didn't get a chance to have a go on the slides that were there recently

Clearly, you cannot appreciate real art.. :P
Slides were really cool and I still have the scars to prove it!
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:30,
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Slides were really cool and I still have the scars to prove it!

but saw his show at the haywood gallery a few years back, best exhibition, over all, i've ever seen.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:40,
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i loved it all except the blue rocks, which i wasn't fussed on
he's really fucking good
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:55,
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he's really fucking good

basically you shop a picture of picture of pete doherty trying to snort it or something. HE LOVES THE CRACK.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:16,
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london underground mind the gap stripes painted along it's entirety, guaranteed fp, zoo, nuts, the sun, and daily mail.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:22,
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i say from now on
talking is the new acting.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:27,
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talking is the new acting.

...Jack Bauer, cooler than SpiderMan, more practical than SuperMan.
Well, basically, he's the main character from the series "24".
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:17,
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Well, basically, he's the main character from the series "24".

eegod.com/~jon/11Songs/(Bauhaus)%20-%20Bela%20Lugosi's%20Dead.mp3
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:20,
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The band Bauhaus, I don't know their work however.
But I do know allot about the Bauhaus.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:21,
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But I do know allot about the Bauhaus.

cr3ation music search takes care of things.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:24,
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amazing the difference a few minor adjustments can make.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:05,
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i'd have swapped in some more masculine jewellry, but, frankly, fuck it
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:06,
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My suggestion: add an Earl like tache.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:12,
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true, so there's a bit of jason lee, and a bit of keanu
(i wanted to make her look blokish without going too overboard, so i left off any overt facial hair)
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:16,
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(i wanted to make her look blokish without going too overboard, so i left off any overt facial hair)

still good work though
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:21,
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bit too bloody gloomy, i much prefer the happy sunny ones.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:03,
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please stop it British Gas, it's not funny, just annoying
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:15,
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Keep them coming Prodigy! :)
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:28,
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...and Osama needed the coverage.

but as a rule still images should be under 50 k.
if you're unsure how to get the size down, shout and i'll post some optimisation links.
also, use the edit button when reposting optimised image. ta.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:51,
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if you're unsure how to get the size down, shout and i'll post some optimisation links.
also, use the edit button when reposting optimised image. ta.

i quite like the image, it's not too brown and the font is nice too.
but.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:56,
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but.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

should really fix the lighting on the tam o'shanter, but since the image is probably best part of a year old i can't be bothered
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:57,
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which was lucky as i'm not that great at shopping
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:57,
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To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.
EDIT: Not deserving of it's own post. A doodleboy. Shall color him later.


Needs more Kingdom Hearts II *addicted*
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:26,
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why do they need folding?
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:27,
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they are full of clean laundry. Because that is my chore. I'm supposed to do two full loads of laundry a week. And I never do. Heheh
EDIT: The colors under the bins and me are the flooring. Like wood and carpet. But I colored it weird colors for some reason.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:30,
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EDIT: The colors under the bins and me are the flooring. Like wood and carpet. But I colored it weird colors for some reason.

Stop stalking me?
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:30,
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Obviously not terribly well.
Only discrepancies:
My hair IS brown, but not at the moment
FF7 is better, and I'm currently playing XII
I've seen the deathnote movie but have never seen Bleach.
Other than that, you've basically drawn me
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:33,
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Only discrepancies:
My hair IS brown, but not at the moment
FF7 is better, and I'm currently playing XII
I've seen the deathnote movie but have never seen Bleach.
Other than that, you've basically drawn me

I like XII
I wanted to see the Deathnote movie but Netflix doesn't have it yet. :(
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:34,
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I wanted to see the Deathnote movie but Netflix doesn't have it yet. :(

It used to be on there, so did Deathnote 2, but it went down. I think Deathnote is still up.
And don't you laugh at me, just because youre either semi psychic, or I'm just the ultimate cliché...
*hides*
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:38,
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And don't you laugh at me, just because youre either semi psychic, or I'm just the ultimate cliché...
*hides*

that's where I watched Death Note anime.
Is it possible we are either alike, or both cliches? Heheh.
Off to the shops. Be back soon. Bye everyone! :)
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:39,
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Is it possible we are either alike, or both cliches? Heheh.
Off to the shops. Be back soon. Bye everyone! :)

And we are probably both clichés.
Either that or you're programming my thoughts, which is just plain rude.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:45,
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Either that or you're programming my thoughts, which is just plain rude.

Fight the power, joint the uprising!


Yet another excuse to ask a question: I'm looking at buying a tablet for my home PC, but being pikey I'm wondering whether I'll get away with an A6 one? I've got an A5 one at work, will I notice the difference?

I'd say go as big as you can. Especially if you do stuff like this.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:19,
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when you say size matters, you only mean the tablet
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:52,
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Will girls infer things from owning the bigger one?
Thanks everyone btw, I'm going to go for the bigger one (I figured it would be so, but I'm feeling poor as I'm about to move house).
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:12,
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Thanks everyone btw, I'm going to go for the bigger one (I figured it would be so, but I'm feeling poor as I'm about to move house).

i was thinking that, but i'm too polite* to say it
*may contain traces of lie
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:30,
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*may contain traces of lie

Yes, you'll notice, and it will bother you.
I'm with SSS, if you use it for this kind of thing then buy the biggest you can afford. You're only going to want to upgrade later anyway.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:31,
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I'm with SSS, if you use it for this kind of thing then buy the biggest you can afford. You're only going to want to upgrade later anyway.

even if you can afford a bigger one.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:36,
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its wacom and has bite marks on the pen.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:41,
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bite marks make it unique
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:53,
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cos they know what they're talking about, i use a twenty quid A5 trust one. and it does everything i want, but i don't want it to do much.
also i thought the pen movements were relative to screen size, so it didn't really matter how big the pad was, but i guess i'm wrong.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:49,
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also i thought the pen movements were relative to screen size, so it didn't really matter how big the pad was, but i guess i'm wrong.

He thinks Only Fools and Horses is crap.
Philistine!
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:52,
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Philistine!

only fools was shit, only found humorous by the chav classes, and ex pats.
also my pad thing may be a A6, can never remember which is which , which is the bigger one?
also, i've never been anywhere near the middle east and my step grandad was a russian jewish tailor, already.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:57,
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also my pad thing may be a A6, can never remember which is which , which is the bigger one?
also, i've never been anywhere near the middle east and my step grandad was a russian jewish tailor, already.

A6 cheap asda pad ftw.
although the newer ones have a crap plastic pen thingy
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:00,
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although the newer ones have a crap plastic pen thingy

so with a larger pad it's more sensitive, because the same physical distance represents a smaller part of the screen. you dig?
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:58,
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like i said i'm a amateur old hack, as long as it cuts and pastes it's good enough for me.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:02,
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I suggest rubbing clotted cream on your temples and deciphering whether money is available for a decent A5 one
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:55,
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it was rubbish! They promised it would make my penis larger, and no matter how often I plugged it into the USB port it clearly didn't.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:57,
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and do you use the tablet to represent the screen or as a base (i.e, if you move your stylus halfway across the tablet and then back to the side and half way across again does it flick back to the side or add the second motion on)
I use the tablet to represent the screen and never use the tablet for tracing and I actually prefer to spend my money on smaller ones. For the same money a smaller one will respond much better. With larger tablets you're paying a lot for size and I don't feel the gain.
I like your image, btw.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:11,
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I use the tablet to represent the screen and never use the tablet for tracing and I actually prefer to spend my money on smaller ones. For the same money a smaller one will respond much better. With larger tablets you're paying a lot for size and I don't feel the gain.
I like your image, btw.

and a good desk doesn't come cheap, also requires more time spent on maintaining it.
these are things that are often overlooked.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:14,
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these are things that are often overlooked.

I have an A4 wacom and a very big desk. Along with all the other crap theres barely any room for my tea.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:27,
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no one ever thinks of this.
i have a little flip top school desk, and i had to get a new sawn-off keyboard, a rubber, tea proof, no numbers one, which incidentally is crap, because with tea, ashtray and other assorted crap, i had no room to move.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:32,
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i have a little flip top school desk, and i had to get a new sawn-off keyboard, a rubber, tea proof, no numbers one, which incidentally is crap, because with tea, ashtray and other assorted crap, i had no room to move.

i'm descended from proper no mucking aristo's.
look up the whiddon's when you get a minute, used to own half the world,in the court of 'enery 8 and whoever came after him. and even had a fair named after them, and got the starring roll in lorna doon.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:41,
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look up the whiddon's when you get a minute, used to own half the world,in the court of 'enery 8 and whoever came after him. and even had a fair named after them, and got the starring roll in lorna doon.

I'm mucking about with drawing stuff in Illustrator so I do find I'm doing quite long movements. Although it's hard to gauge as I'm not thinking about my hand movement as I do it.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:15,
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but I tried several and I bought a smaller tablet because I found it to be more useful.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:29,
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I'm hopefully getting an A4 tablet next month. i think it's best to see what you prefer. I tried an A5 one and it just felt a bit too small. I know it would do me but I prefer the A4 for comfort.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:22,
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given how I remember my Scalextrics races (and crashes) in the seventies
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:39,
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Nicely
TJ:
Those of you who have a telly, tune onto Channel Five at 7.25pm for a short 5-minute documentary about my brother, with me in along with a number of my drawings...
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:09,
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TJ:
Those of you who have a telly, tune onto Channel Five at 7.25pm for a short 5-minute documentary about my brother, with me in along with a number of my drawings...

highest bid decides whether i post it or not
and to prove i'm not bluffing here's the first five words:
Series of short films exploring...
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:23,
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and to prove i'm not bluffing here's the first five words:
Series of short films exploring...

Series of short films exploring how music has played its part in the lives of five people dealing with mental health issues. This programme tells the story of James, a 23-year-old post op transexual living with HIV in namibia schizophrenic. James tells of how the music of Pink Floyd - and in particular the song 'Wish You Were Here' - helped him cope with the traumas of life in a psychiatric ward.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:28,
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Series of short films exploring how music has played its part in the lives of five people dealing with mental health issues. This programme tells the story of James, a 23-year-old schizophrenic. James tells of how the music of Pink Floyd - and in particular the song 'Wish You Were Here' - helped him cope with the traumas of life in a psychiatric ward.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:31,
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but a shame that they're only giving it 5 minutes, could make a really good series/docu on that theme (obviously with other people, not just your brother)
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:42,
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I had eyes on this source picture, guess I don't need to now :)
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:37,
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Easy enough messing it up.. but re making the pic..wow
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:06,
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on b3ta this week they can do it on CSI so it must be real (never watched CSI as it looks shite)
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:59,
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.. no-one knows what goes on or why. Then there's British politics where no-one knows what goes on or why. We're told things might happen and then they don't and we're supposed to say 'Ah, that's lovely, what's on next?' That's what this is about. Needs another frame, though. First post so be kind, but maybe I'm in the wrong place anyway?
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:27,
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"I know I didn't take the insurance out, but it's got a full tank of petrol."
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:46,
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also, whilst looking for the fingerpuppets i came across the below product, picture completely unshopped. It gave me teh fear!

The Rapper Snapper


and they say the worlds gone PC mad!


the hump making the process of giving the power of giving retardation of thought is a fast one. Sort of advertising?
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:39,
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like? over FIFTY MILES PER HOUR!!!
is that speed even possible?
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:40,
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is that speed even possible?

it is not the man who is fast but the flag. The man is there to slow it down.
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Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:42,
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Don't say I didn't warn you. Soon you will have the Council of Red Flags Against Abuse From Rocket Launcher Wielding Fools Who Don't Know The True Power Of The Red Flag (or RFAAFRLWFWDKTTPOTRG for short)against you
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due to an excess of religious hats on the road
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