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# I THINK THE FACT I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 3 DAYS IS STARTING TO SHOW...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I AM MAKING A MOVIE. DOES HE DO ANAL?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# oiiii you
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Quick, doirty & shite
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# That looks very juicy.
Nice work
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I really like that
Looks like an advert, or an album cover.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
# fruity!
very appetising!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I would like to check
that apple out up close . . .

ED: Testing
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Oooh...
fruity ;)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Apple shopping is fun =]
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# that...
...is very impressive. Hope I end up that good.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# This is Woo!
:D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Oooh
That's fantastic :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# it's an
iguapple?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Frapple =]
It was a green tree frog I think, but I prefer red apples, made it look jucier =]
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# ah.
i only like granny smiths, i'm an apple purist
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Too sharp for me sometimes.
I like a nice mellow and juicy apple, but we never fucking get them.

WHICH SUCKS.

IT SUCKS GIANT OSTRICH TESTICLES.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i'm so glad
i buy my own shopping!

i'm also glad i've never sucked an ostrich's testicles, giant or otherwise.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# BIte the apple
before it bites you :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# cor(e) nice
i would...*click*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# My cutting jibe at Jeremy Kyle


and a cute little baby zonkey
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)
# That donkey has very nice tights.
Woo
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Took me a while to get that one


(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)
# wait a minute..
o_o you edited your comment
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# hahaha, and aww, poor little zonkey will also never be a natural mummy or daddy
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# They are called Zeedonks
and my teacher told me off for making them up when I was 6. I brought a book in with a picture of one, and hit her with it...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)
# They go by many names
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Does he know about psychedelic zeebs ?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)
# WOW!
O.o
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# love teh kyle !
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Pickwick with sick Mick

and seams
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# yay for mick and seams !
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Tesco Value?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)
# yes !
i'm cheap.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *gets out wallet*
how much?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)
# 9p
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)
# can't believe I have to pay :(
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)
# How much is postage?
*suspicious*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Another 7-shape Vector B3tan ...


TopUpTheTea

---

If you want to be immortalised and included in
the art project then gaz me. You can find all
the details here - Models Wanted

If you want to check out the ones I've already
done you can here - Non-Famous | Famous
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(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# That's lovely!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# You're very good at these =]
Am I still on the list? I gazzed you a while back =[
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Have no fear ...
you're still on the list ... just done some many geezers now I need to do some more birds to even up my website ... when I finally get round to finishing it and putting it up.

Rest assured everyone that's sent me one will get done. I have 343 girls to fill and 343 boys ... and I haven't even get 10% of the places filled.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# No problemo =]
Just curious is all ^_^
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# 343 b3tan girls? Ha.
Good luck.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# No just non famous people ...
doesn't have to be b3ta ... was just a good place to start!

If you know any one that wants to take part that's female to even up the numbers that would be great .. I have about 60 b3ta-males and about 5 b3ta-females at the moment
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Link to my flickr is in my profile
use something from there if it takes your fancy, but I'm a big fan of cropping so you may struggle to find a suitable one.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Is this like "Name That Tune"?
"I'll vector that B3tan in 7!"

Nicely done.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Very nice, once again
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# aww

Aww we love our tutt here on b3ta
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# yay
woo, just sent you my piccy cos i want to be cool too. :D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# woo - thats ace!!
Top up the tea gets hungry
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Dickens with Chickens (New and improved ... slightly)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# well i still think it's great, black bit round the edge or not !
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *DUCKS*
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# *holds it in the prescribed manner*
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# oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Nicked my bloody reply.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# oh no i didn't!!1111!1!1oneone
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *retaliates with vigour*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *takes bets*
cap'n's favourite at 5-4

mongy crawls in at 18-1
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ooohhhhhh, fawns panders cliques
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# No, I'm just harder than you.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# no honest it is because you are a women who posts alot
i've seen a few come and go on here
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I am a women?
I can't help my gender.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# no you can't, i'm not being shitty
nowt against any women on b3ta
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I should think not.
We women are marvellous beasties. We've got food sources, creche facilities and 3 different types of real-feel stimulus. All on board, as standard.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# well yeh
the norks do edge it with the betting public

i don't set the odds, i just calculate em then run off with the punters' money before they try and claim
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# bollocks
said the loud bit quiet and the quiet bit loud
AGAIN
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# mongychops might have fantastic moobs for all you know
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i may have fantastic cosmetic tits that i paid good money for
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'm going down the 'grow your own' avenue myself.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# win
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# what about a really big cock ?
would that match up to a pair of norks ? (not literally obviously..that'd just be weird)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# On a male dominated forum, it probably won't stand up to breast I'm afraid.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# what if you have both ??
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Then get back to Thailand, where you belong
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# ack has rikbeen talking again
it's a bloody hindrence i tell you
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
he even showed me photos.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
appeals for sense of humour donors for mongy ;)


could you not spot the pogues reference?? come on, how do you dress yourself in the mornings barbie, putting your bra and panties on all by yourself
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# my funny bone was removed at birth
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# so which one is coming up the rear ?
thats the sort of thing they say when bets are involed isn't it ?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Betting and anal sex, yes.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# they should combine the two.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I bet £20 on an anal rupture
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# right i bet £30 on an sti being caught.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# £10 on poo making a cameo
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# what about a fiver on the guy from cameo making a poo ?
the one with the dodgy plastic cod piece.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# word up
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# christ i've got that stuck in my head now.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# enjoy
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# aaaaaahhh the cod piece is tooo much !
my poor eyes !
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# i'll get in on that
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# i was gonna say
only when it's horses

but you've pretty much beaten me to it
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# they say
'the balls licked the hole' in golf and
'caught in the slips' in cricket and
'he's seen fit to pull him off' when you sub a guy on PES08
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# buy GTASA
and stop with all this sports malarkey. It's not good for you.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# got it, done it, bored, next game pls
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Elder Scrolls Oblivion. Or Lego Star wars Complete Saga.
Just don't buy Jericho. It's shite.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i'm going all RTS at the moment
Defcon, Generals and the total war series
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Bollocks to shooty crawly not solid snake games.
FUCK OFF BLACK. Ruined them for life, did Black. All I could do was bounce from standing to crouching about 9 times and get shot.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# i'm not a fan of subtle games i like games with nukes or vast armies
or even ones with shoving big fuck off guns in to peoples ears. stealth? no.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)
# bollocks to your complete saga
i had to buy them separately

can't get one goal in eps I-III think it's a case of dying too often to get enough coins :(

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# manwife is currently bumming the saga behind me as we speak.
I will have that bloody diner music in my head forever.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# bought em seperate as and when they came out
/geek
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Change ends
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# In "vole" d, eh?
Coming up the rear, eh? With voles, eh?

Bit of a Freudian slit?
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# you suspect she wants to come up the rear of a vole?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Don't we all, sometimes?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# God yes
*sighs*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
*hides*
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# I'm afraid you might get flamed for that.
For future reference, there's an edit button just below your post.
That tends to make people less upset than deleting.
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# Better but don't delete threads.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# nicely
for future reference, people act more favourably if you edit your original post rather than delete and start a new one

:)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# sorry
I did mean to edit rather than delete.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Don't worry too much about it.
By the way, I like the image.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Oh bless.
It's ok.

And a good image idea!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Come on guys chill out...
did anyone have a really important conversation in that thread?

Aaaay forgedabaudit...
/fonzieblog
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# ^this !
*hides*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I will never do this to you again
Well, I have apologised. I gave you chickens, for Chrissakes, and you cheek me like a French woopsy. (Make friends make friends never never break friends etc.)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I missed the start of this...
It appears it did not initially go well.

I am oblivious to the nature of this though, Dickens with chickens made me LOL and so you got a click.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'd play it...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Seamless!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# sealmess
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Haha.
Is that the result of a good night's clubbing?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# oh dear
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# hahahah
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *is jealous*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *smugs*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# yes
yes it is.

and intentional as well as it's an auto complete.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I thought so but apparently no one else did.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# and it starts again...
have some nonce

totally forgot i made that.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# aaah
the poor kiddy fucker's in hospital with diarrhoea. would be such a shame if someone's forcibly taken him up the wrong un
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# :)
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# hahaha brilliant
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# download
the gimp, or steal PSP off someone, otherwise people will post seams horses at you forever and www.b3ta.com/board/7979934

p.s. word to the wise: DO NOT RE-POST THIS IN A NEW THREAD TOMORROW WHEN MORE PEOPLE ARE ONLINE you will be lynched
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Yes
He is lucky to have a comparatively chill crowd tonight.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# lol
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#
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# haha. dennis haysbert.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Ok, so I need practice
This iss only one of my first attempts, I am still learning
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I'll give you a 'C' for effort
But could do better.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# That's the spirit :)
When you've been here a while, you'll understand why people can be a bit harsh on here.
You've caught b3ta at a relatively nice time, which is lucky.
Just download The GIMP and follow some generic tutorials to get yourself used to it.
Yes, it'll take a while, but it's rewarding.

Good luck, and good night.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Thinking of getting GIMP
Does it take up much space on your computer? I currently have Photoshop Elements 2.0, because I fear the full photoshop would kill my pathetic little laptop.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Not particularly,
but anything's better then elements.
/can't do without channels
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Also
There's no masking layers D:
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Don't worry about it.
You'll improve if you keep trying.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# quality
(or lack thereof) rather than quantity
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# p.s
this is not a pop, look at my pics, most of em are shit, but there's only been about 30 over 18 months
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# good try, i suggest
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# BAH
There are easier ways.
Aside from buying it, of course.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# you know best then young fella
illuminate me?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Download the trial
and activate with a keygen.
My friend did it, and she said it worked well.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# not sure you get the full package with imageready then
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# She has imageready
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Did it last night
Seemed to work a treat. The fiance is currently learning how to use it so she can make our wedding invitations.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# don't worry
it's all good fun, and ignore aggressive troll types, you'll fit in just fine!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I agree.
And now, I am REALLY going.
'Ning thunderthighs!
/needed to bring them up again
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha! ning sirrah!
I'm off and all, check yo soon

'throws shapes'

:D
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Thankyou
Thanks, I hope to.
I have been a big fan of b3ta for ages. A colleague of mine actually knows Rob pretty well.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# We'd better be extra nice then,
for fear of incurring his unholy ginger wrath.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ha ha!
Nah, apparantly he is lovely.
If ya listen to the buffy swearborard, you can hear my friend screaming 'ZEBRA FUCKER' in the background
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# seams or no seams, funny
have a *click*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# One thing before I go to bed.

I AM A SCIENTIST, THIS EXPRESSES MANY EMOTIONS.
(Thanks to the Prince formerly known as artist for the tip)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hurray for science!
woo
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# OH FUCK. NOT MATHS AND SCIENCE.
ANYTHING BUT SCATHS.


(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# My Physics exam went well today
so I feel like maths and science are my friends again.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Physics is everyones' friend.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Not all the time.
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# .
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# I. R
baboon?
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# I AM WEASEL.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# you don't need pants
for the victory dance
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Because Baboon is better than weasel?
Is that right, gosh it's been a while.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# yes.
that is right. ;)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# That and Dexter's Lab were my favourites.
There was another one too, similar but I can't remember what it was.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# cow and chicken?
weasel is best!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# COW AND CHICKEN!!!
That was it! All I could remember was that the Mom and Dad were just legs.
And there was one episode were it zoomed out and they really were just legs.
Yes! I love you for remembering that.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# heheh
it's still on cartoon network sometimes
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I don't think I've watched Cartoon Network in years.
If I wasn't about to fall asleep any minute I'd go now.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Pie!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# In the skie ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# In my tummy!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# sceince!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Science indeed.
And there's plenty more where that came from!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] just a quick entry :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# that made me lol
taking the piss out of northerners is great.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# not half as fun
as taking the piss out of southern pansies
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't know what I am any more.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# pssssh !
at least us southerns don't all shag in bus stops ! thats all i saw when i had the misfortune to go to leeds. that and jo brands plus size fashions - clothes shop.. i wish i got a photo of that.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I've been in Leeds for several months and haven't had sex in a bus stop once.
Am I ugly?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# no
as i have it on good authority from my sexy friends in leeds (and i have no others) that only the munters shag in bus stops

comes from living on t'wrong side of t'pennines that munterness
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Splendid. I was in Manchester for 3 years before this,
so the sexiness must have stayed with me.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# oh wait
in that case it may be the leprosy that's caused you not to get laid.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I was told my leg fell off due to natural causes
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# well in manchester
that is natural causes
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# sexy people in leeds ?
they excist...well bollocks..why did i pick one of the ugly ones. :(
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# they are all female
i'm afraid. i also have it on good authority that the blokes up there are tossers
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Apart from me.
Obviously.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# obbbviously.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# oh yes i can vouch for that whole heartedly.
but it's not something exclusive to the north. sadly.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# no
it's something exclusive to leeds

liverpool has some nice blokes, unfortunately i'm currently in bristol, and most of the other ones i can think of are gay
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# bristol has it's fair share of tossers.
i probably just hate men. =X
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# i'm sure it does
i'm just not one of htem
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# yes
and you have a micro penis.

or possible high standards of lady
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# And a girlfriend in a different city.
yes, and a micro penis
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *does secret micropenis gang handshake*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Go go team micropenis!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# you tell em
maybe it's because i'm a lundarnar,
that i luv lanhdarn town
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
you been drinking sir ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# moi?
i had a little sweet sherry after super
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# eeeww sherry is nasty.
so it was just a wee one ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# it was mainly sherry vapor
i don't hold with the devils sweat that is alcohol,i'm a clean living young gent of high moral values
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# why of course old chap
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# only 1.5 litres
you really are cutting down.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# get orf me barra!
gawd blimey, luv a duck!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# You may have missed something here m'dear
there is no job centre in Highgate, and I live one step beyond, but don't step onto the platform to unleash a hearty 'AAAAAAAAAAAAA'
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# AAAAAA
*hits head* oh I get it- ey ey ey ey.


I just thought it was AAAAAAAA.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# it would be funnier if
after 33 years living in liverpool, i'd ever heard anyone outside of an episode of harry enfield saying it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I bet you hear a lot of AAAAAAA though.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# only
when i'm on holiday
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# nooooo
I mean more 'aaaaargh'.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# only
when that one guy woke up...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# weirdly
it was when i moved south for uni i heard people say it

it's even funnier now than it used to be

please note, i can take scouser jokes, but as THFH says, if a joke's funny it's funny "hahaahahahhaha thieving scouser" has worn ever so slightly thin especially since the dirty mancs have a higher theft rate
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# yep
that's stereotypes for ya!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# why are you
taking the piss out of geordies??
just cos the govt have fucked over their largest employer
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# To be fair
the govt. have done Wales, the SW, the Midlands and the SE too.
I'm SE and looking at my 3rd redundancy in 10 years :(
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# nice
but did they fuck you over by causing panic on the streets of Newcastle?

this whole "crisis" would never have come about if the govt hadn't said that they'd been ASKED for a loan. until that point NR didn't need the money they'd requested, it was just an emergency procedure, after the announcement so much money was withdrawn that they now needed the loan.

i may shop a blackadder goes forth/allistair darling mashup tomorrow if it's not already been done

*vent over*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Vent accepted and washed over without harm
I was subbed at Luton when they closed Vauxhall. Literally thousands out of work at a stroke. Me included; and i had just reached a career highlight- on the design team for the VX220. Yes folks, if it catches fire blame me coz I did the wiring loom. I then did a few years in defence. Dont ask coz I wont tell.
Now i work in a fecking warehouse counting suits.
Sob stories? I got 'em and the north don't own 'em.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# A x B x C = X
if X is less than the cost of a recall then we don't do one

*hugs*

i'm kinda a bit worried now cos my sister in law works for northern rock. she's comfortable enough that she's not immediately at risk of losing her job, but if it escalates to the point of massive or total redundancies then she may be screwed, and although my bro earns a fair wage it won't be enough to support the family.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Hugs back
I'm all depressed now so bed time.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Why eye man
Thas propa mint like
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Being in the midlands is a nightmare.
Northerners think you're southerners.
Southerners think you're northerners.

We think they're all cunts.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# You fucking easterners!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# You missed 'whippet'.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hello all.
A small gif for ya, goes on a bit though
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Everand?



/is just being silly
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# No clues ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Clues?
There's no question really. But if you want to attempt an answer that would be ok
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)
# What's a DEVERAN?
Or is it VERANDE? RIS?


(woo)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# For absolutely no reason whatsoever


yes, that's right ...it's a giant salamader on a cloud.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# :) It doesn't need a reason.
Very nice
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hello, giant salamander!
That looks very comfy.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# it's giving you the eye....you're in there ! ;)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Weh-hey!
Let's get amphibious!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Oh it is woo!
I am just uploading a picture of my lizard baby. Two secs...

Edit:

Here she is!

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# awwwww
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Isn't she cute!?
Awww, she is my baby.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Your baby has a fat tail.
She's very nice though.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# She has to, it's where she stores her fat.
I was told that was good.

eidt: it's also closer to the camera, so it does look a little larger than it is.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I'm just the same, but I keep my tail round the front.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# you keep it close to the camera?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# When prompted, yes.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Well that's useful.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Very handsome . . .
can a female lizzard be hansome ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I think so.
She is the epitome of loveliness too. Very pretty, she's got green eyeshadow on like her mummy.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That is way choice . . .
does she have a name ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Fran. Like the lady in Black Books.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# hmm
why am I looking at your lizard?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Best reason of all.
woo.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# trippy !
yay !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# glee!
my favourite cloud based amphibian!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You owe
me a keyboard.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Yes!!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# yaaaaay!
s'lully
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Nice . . .
but I hope it doesn't rain . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Dora the Explorer in a tigerskin cowl?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I for one
welcome our new amphibian overlords...
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# who needs a reason :)
xxx
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Lonely Planet
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# oo thats so neat !
wooooo
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Thanks :D
I'll admit the background's not mine:
When finding something to possibly replicate, I couldn't not use this:
www.nasa.gov/images/content/174503main_image_feature_805_ys_full.jpg
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# wowie thats one hell of a picture.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I thought that too.
I had to make the planet smaller just so I could have more room for the background! :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# now you need to somehow sneak your fabby vector of mr gilmour in there just to add to the excellent-o factor
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Mrs Manwaring (one of the school counsellors) wants a print of it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hehe excellent !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i love the water bit
one of the best i've seen
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Haha!
You cruel bastard!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# veeery nice
I'm liking the backgroundy bit an awful lot.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# The only bit that's not mine! :)
I nabbed it off nasa and filtered it twice (once per layer), played with transparency and blending modes. It came out well. :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You've done well with it.
the planet is nice too, I just...didn't say that. Sorry.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hehe
Thanks ma'am.
I wasn't sure if I could get away with filtering the background, but oh well.
It'll still go toward my art grade.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# aaawww, poor planet!
draw it a friend, then it won't be lonely.

woo to the pic, btw
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Cheers :)
This one has a friend:
clansoul.deviantart.com/art/Water-Planets-74882932
But it's sinking.
Not sure how the water is still holding its shape, however.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# that's so cool!
it looks like a space marble!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Cheers :)
It's a whirlpool through it :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# physics says no
you get in a lot of trouble for breaking the laws of physics and i'm not talking about police trouble
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Physics can get nasty.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# you get
Scotty chasing you with a phaser?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Worse.
Stephen Hawkins beats the crap out of you.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Let's go . . . space bowling . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Sorry
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# HAHAHA YES
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# That is the "trick" !
Pick up a spare with it !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Nice pic....
'Grade, Counsellor' since when has Cornwall been a state of America?

When I were a lad it were marks and teachers ;)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Well:
Grade because "A" isn't a mark.
Counsellor because they aren't teachers, they are Pastoral Support.

Besides, they're just words.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I need help with my spaghetti, can they assist?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# 'k
Like I said old, also may I add drunk.

Still liked the pic though.
Edit: It was still only teachers mind, although there was a careers adviser.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Thanks :)
I'm off now, night everyone :)
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Uff..

Click for bigger (77KB)

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# In relation to these posters...
...didn't put this together myself, but my christ, if thats not one of the most amazing photos Ive ever seen.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
# This will work
I have a good feeling about it
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# People really do deserve it sometimes.
edit: are they in a corporate car park?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
I doubt very much that those are really plugged in!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Also, at 110 volts, it'll only tingle for a second before the RCB kicks in.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# that's one gene pool
that really needs chlorine.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
#
chlorine sharks
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# with
fricken laser beams?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# laser beams and a taste for human flesh
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more electrical violence
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# it is a good picture
but they are very safe
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I suppose if the pool is made of a decent insulator they should be ok.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# water is not that good a conductor
not in that that volume with such a low voltage and ampage
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I choose to believe it's a hot day and they've been sweating buckets.
Creating a saline solution.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# as a spark i hope they blow the main fuse and i earn some money out of it
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Best of luck with that.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# water from the mains
is fairly good, due to the high volume of solutes

pure water is shit
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I wouldn't try it
but aren't they protected by the rubber insulation?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# If they step half out of the pool it could be a problem
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Was thinking about going to see "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days"
and this popped into my head:



I apologise about anyone who is icky about foetus's, I am too... imagine having to search through pages of google image search of foetus's until you found one good for photoshopping. *shivers*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# foetus?
woo :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Sorry
Got so used to the American spelling :(
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# kindly update your picture
and I'll promise not to exile you to the wrong side of the big pond :)

(I'm not actually that much of a pedant, plus I'm pretty sure both spellings are acceptable in british english)


I have to be at least 14 to view your website?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Engh
I'm pretty much gonna have to start from scratch to update it!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# That'll teach you to go American on us.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
# it's OK
I'm well over 14, I just haven't spotted any unsuitable content, yet.

Or maybe that's just me..

Actually, while I'm at it.. "misogynist" ;) hehe
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
# You have to 14 the view my site?
Strange. Might be my server doing that.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# re: "misogynist"
Duh, will change. Got me I & Y mixed up
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I updated anyway
Just cropped the bit with the text at the bottom, then added new and improved text (tm).
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# this
is woo worthy in itself
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# very well done!
now you can have a click lol
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Thanking you kindly, guv'na
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# no, they're not
fetus is wrong as it is pronounced fet-us not feet-us
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# But
Foetus seems like should be pronounce fo-ate-us
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# im neither a linguist or a classicist
but there are reasons why foetus is correct,
if i got the original reference then your pic would be very woo, as i only know the meme it's merely yay worthy, blame my ignorance
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# haha :)
I'm afraid he's right about foetus though. Still very funny.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# As I said above
I'm used to the american spelling, because all the pro-choice communities I frequate are very US-centric. This is the only community I'm in that actually has a majority of British people.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Fixed
Enjoy
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# OK, I will.
*enjoys*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
Profile for Fetus:

* a member for 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
* has posted 0 messages on the main board
* has posted 0 messages on the talk board
* has posted 0 messages on the links board
* They liked 0 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# good thing Fetus was never born
sounds like a dull addition to humanity
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I saw that.
Damn ninjas.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ahahahaha!!
'edit' I'll stick this here, as it's basically a toap and doesn't deserve a new thread.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hehe
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# fact is that
at least one member of the site is probably working for these guys.

Jesus!

we've got a breach, who knows how deep the mole has got.
OMG it could be rob!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I don't know whether your user number belies a rich knowledge of B3ta
but for McBadger's benefit -

Yes Emap had a hand (or some drunken fumbling behind the photocopier) in the creation of B3ta and there was a ginger pimp involved.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# arf!
I KNEW IT!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I work for them.
Emap, I mean.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Long long time since I posted here..........................


Click for bigger (130KB)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# That's a bit of a niche market, isn't it?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# That edition is not restricted to just two hobbits though.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# does that say hobbit or nobbit?
Time to book another speccy appointment.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i'd love to see
judith chalmers on a tour of mordor
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Separating the wheeeeeeeeeeee . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# teehee!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# tehehehehe
very arty !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# thats so silly!
love it
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# but the frame's in one piece!


no one's gonna understand that comment, Gareth you fool
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# and a side order of ris.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Gareth, you fool!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *looks foolish*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Thought she was looking a bit sickle-y
Still, scythe isn't everything.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# You're such a pun-hoe
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# but he's got a s-wheat smile. :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Oh ha har.Vest stop doing these now, I think.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Oa tRye harder.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Stop this punning or I'll have you spayed
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# That's a bit
axetreme.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Fork off
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Nice pitch !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Let's stop before be b-rake something
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hay!
Play nIce Pick a fight with someone your own size.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# That's the last straw !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Wait a mow...
I may have another.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# You reap what you sow !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Such are the trowels and tribulations of a punner
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I think I better
shovel off now.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I am missing something here.
Jim says 'I want to see the crabaret one again!'
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Crabaret you say?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Yay
silly Russian peasants talking back at old women leaning out windows yelling stuff about ducks going to Moscow

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# reap oats!
heh heh!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Yay! Art.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Still taking lessons . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I can help there
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I like those rhythms
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Everybody loves to fiddle !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# What a cheery chap!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Giggle
now play this music to this picture and we have a winnar!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tng7qQlCqdw

Edit it is in time and everything!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Yee haaaaaw !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Oh yeah
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Oh, that's good.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Gettin' with it !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# By the way, what program do you use to animate? I can never get mine to go that fast.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# CS2
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Well . . . I'll eat my . . . Teley !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# That is equally woo :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# pffft!

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!
 
INSANE IN THE BRAIN
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Comes from rubbing elbows !
Rub !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Macbook air VS c64
[Mod edit: Puh-lease, stealing stuff off of The Register? Try harder next time.]

picture NOT made by me.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# funny
ha ha

edit: now do one of your own
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# great
now post something you made
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Here.


(artiglio = claw)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# is that cat giving me the...
...it doesn't bear thinking about.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# see now thats more like it
*deactivates condescending mode*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# yay
wolverinecat
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# backlit keyboard?
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.

And it's thin. THIN.


edit: if you didn't make this, why is it here?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# yes, this
get your orchestra to play us a celebratory choon ^_^
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# This is not good for two reasons.
1. Apple are god.
2. If it's not your work then it belongs on the /links board.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# iPods suck
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# You suck.
I agree actually but the zen doesn't work with my macbook.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# the zune?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHA


HAHAHAHA
HAHA


HA
HA.



ha.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# when you haxxx the fook out of it
it's quite nice :) - any m$-ness
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# and admittedly
the adverts are bloody awesome

edit: and inspired by pills.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ahhh !
hides
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# humm zune ... on a mac ...
i have a zune coz it were free woo
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# got given an iPod nano last year
spent more time playing solitaire on it than music!

iTunes is a pile of shite, you can't just drag'n'drop mp3s onto iPods because of it's database crap - I've been using an iRiver H140 for years, brilliant little player
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# yes you can
you just have to set it up not to automatically synchronise. I've taken music from other peoples' iTunes before by taking my iPod over to their house and dragging and dropping files... or just enabling it for hard disk use and holding the mp3 files on it until I get home, which works perfectly.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# This ^
There's all knobbers up there. I said Zen not Zune. As in the small player made by Creative.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# it was ment as in "have you tried the Zune" you moose !
not "what the hell is a zen he must mean zune"

after working with mac server i hate anything mac .. die mac server ! die , plus people think an mp3 player is an ipod not an ipod is an mp3 player and this makes me mad /rant
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hmm
maybe I'll try and find it and see if I can get it under my control
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# But you need iTunes
As opposed to dragging and dropping in hard disk use mode and then being able to play the songs.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# my Dad tried
a zune a zen an ipod and new iriver and went back to his old iriver .... silly old folks, but if it works it works
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# if it ain't broke
don't try and fix it
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I have an old 20gb fag packet sized iriver
they rock.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# well thats what you get for macs
not as crashy and unsecured as windows
not as geeky as LINUX
still dosn't work very well

ho hum i'll have to keep my dual boot going till someone does better
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Macbook Air? meh!
/Asus Eee owner
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Stop making up words.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# sqibble?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*killkillkilllstabbydeath*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# now who's making up words?
tut.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I'm allowed.
I've got a TITLE.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# *bows*
yes cap'n, sorry cap'n.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# That's right.
now drop and give me many.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# ooh, cap'n.
I've gone all a-flutter!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I SAID DROP
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# *sigh*
*drops and gives many all night long*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Attaboy.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *does Norwegian Blue impression*
are you coming to my funeral?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Can I come and heckle?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# yes
but Cleese has already taken the crown for being the first to say fuck at a funeral
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# surely
he wasn't the first.
maybe the first to say it and for the majority of the congregation to not get mad
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I don't know.
Are you cheese?

Is anyone else confused?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# mustard
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Can I sing happy birthday?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# only the "squashed tomatoes and stew" version
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)
# :-( I wanted to do the 'you live in a zoo' one.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# we're already in a zoo
if b3ta isn't an internet zoo I don't know what is
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Lovely place.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Things tend to go down a lot better here if you made them yourself.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# like my daughter
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# To YOURSELF.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Haha, I'll take your word for it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# why
WHY
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# second that
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# One day, at the Tickle Me Elmo factory
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# What kind of factory hires clip art staff?
Nonetheless, woo.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# the old joke factory, of course!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# DAVE?!
Woo though =]
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *spang*

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Oooooold joke!
But acceptably silly.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

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