If you want to be immortalised and included in the art project then gaz me. You can find all the details here - Models Wanted
If you want to check out the ones I've already done you can here - Non-Famous | Famous ---
(Logovendis doing arts and farts!,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30,
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That's lovely!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31,
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You're very good at these =]
Am I still on the list? I gazzed you a while back =[
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31,
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Have no fear ...
you're still on the list ... just done some many geezers now I need to do some more birds to even up my website ... when I finally get round to finishing it and putting it up.
Rest assured everyone that's sent me one will get done. I have 343 girls to fill and 343 boys ... and I haven't even get 10% of the places filled.
(Logovendis doing arts and farts!,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:37,
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No problemo =]
Just curious is all ^_^
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:37,
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343 b3tan girls? Ha.
Good luck.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:50,
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No just non famous people ...
doesn't have to be b3ta ... was just a good place to start!
If you know any one that wants to take part that's female to even up the numbers that would be great .. I have about 60 b3ta-males and about 5 b3ta-females at the moment
(Logovendis doing arts and farts!,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:00,
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Link to my flickr is in my profile
use something from there if it takes your fancy, but I'm a big fan of cropping so you may struggle to find a suitable one.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:01,
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(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:17,
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Come on guys chill out...
did anyone have a really important conversation in that thread?
Aaaay forgedabaudit... /fonzieblog
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:15,
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^this !
*hides*
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16,
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I will never do this to you again
Well, I have apologised. I gave you chickens, for Chrissakes, and you cheek me like a French woopsy. (Make friends make friends never never break friends etc.)
(the_whore_of_mensaYou are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:23,
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I missed the start of this...
It appears it did not initially go well.
I am oblivious to the nature of this though, Dickens with chickens made me LOL and so you got a click.
(Jamie_WIf your life had a face I would punch it.,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28,
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I'd play it...
(bobman500enjoys a grope as much as the next fella,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58,
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Seamless!
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58,
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sealmess
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59,
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Haha.
Is that the result of a good night's clubbing?
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00,
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oh dear
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02,
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hahahah
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03,
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*is jealous*
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03,
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*smugs*
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05,
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yes
yes it is.
and intentional as well as it's an auto complete.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:08,
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I thought so but apparently no one else did.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:10,
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and it starts again...
have some nonce totally forgot i made that.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00,
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aaah
the poor kiddy fucker's in hospital with diarrhoea. would be such a shame if someone's forcibly taken him up the wrong un
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00,
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(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:46,
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Ok, so I need practice
This iss only one of my first attempts, I am still learning
(bobman500enjoys a grope as much as the next fella,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04,
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I'll give you a 'C' for effort
But could do better.
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05,
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That's the spirit :)
When you've been here a while, you'll understand why people can be a bit harsh on here. You've caught b3ta at a relatively nice time, which is lucky. Just download The GIMP and follow some generic tutorials to get yourself used to it. Yes, it'll take a while, but it's rewarding.
Does it take up much space on your computer? I currently have Photoshop Elements 2.0, because I fear the full photoshop would kill my pathetic little laptop.
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16,
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Not particularly,
but anything's better then elements. /can't do without channels
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58,
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I. R
baboon?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50,
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I AM WEASEL.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52,
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you don't need pants
for the victory dance
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54,
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Because Baboon is better than weasel?
Is that right, gosh it's been a while.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56,
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yes.
that is right. ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57,
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That and Dexter's Lab were my favourites.
There was another one too, similar but I can't remember what it was.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58,
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cow and chicken?
weasel is best!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00,
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COW AND CHICKEN!!!
That was it! All I could remember was that the Mom and Dad were just legs. And there was one episode were it zoomed out and they really were just legs. Yes! I love you for remembering that.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05,
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heheh
it's still on cartoon network sometimes
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07,
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I don't think I've watched Cartoon Network in years.
If I wasn't about to fall asleep any minute I'd go now.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:11,
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(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44,
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not half as fun
as taking the piss out of southern pansies
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47,
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I don't know what I am any more.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48,
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pssssh !
at least us southerns don't all shag in bus stops ! thats all i saw when i had the misfortune to go to leeds. that and jo brands plus size fashions - clothes shop.. i wish i got a photo of that.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50,
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I've been in Leeds for several months and haven't had sex in a bus stop once.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02,
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only 1.5 litres
you really are cutting down.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59,
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get orf me barra!
gawd blimey, luv a duck!
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57,
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You may have missed something here m'dear
there is no job centre in Highgate, and I live one step beyond, but don't step onto the platform to unleash a hearty 'AAAAAAAAAAAAA'
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48,
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AAAAAA
*hits head* oh I get it- ey ey ey ey.
I just thought it was AAAAAAAA.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46,
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it would be funnier if
after 33 years living in liverpool, i'd ever heard anyone outside of an episode of harry enfield saying it.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48,
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I bet you hear a lot of AAAAAAA though.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51,
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only
when i'm on holiday
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52,
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nooooo
I mean more 'aaaaargh'.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54,
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only
when that one guy woke up...
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56,
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weirdly
it was when i moved south for uni i heard people say it
it's even funnier now than it used to be
please note, i can take scouser jokes, but as THFH says, if a joke's funny it's funny "hahaahahahhaha thieving scouser" has worn ever so slightly thin especially since the dirty mancs have a higher theft rate
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51,
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yep
that's stereotypes for ya!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59,
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why are you
taking the piss out of geordies?? just cos the govt have fucked over their largest employer
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46,
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To be fair
the govt. have done Wales, the SW, the Midlands and the SE too. I'm SE and looking at my 3rd redundancy in 10 years :(
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52,
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nice
but did they fuck you over by causing panic on the streets of Newcastle?
this whole "crisis" would never have come about if the govt hadn't said that they'd been ASKED for a loan. until that point NR didn't need the money they'd requested, it was just an emergency procedure, after the announcement so much money was withdrawn that they now needed the loan.
i may shop a blackadder goes forth/allistair darling mashup tomorrow if it's not already been done
*vent over*
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57,
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Vent accepted and washed over without harm
I was subbed at Luton when they closed Vauxhall. Literally thousands out of work at a stroke. Me included; and i had just reached a career highlight- on the design team for the VX220. Yes folks, if it catches fire blame me coz I did the wiring loom. I then did a few years in defence. Dont ask coz I wont tell. Now i work in a fecking warehouse counting suits. Sob stories? I got 'em and the north don't own 'em.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07,
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A x B x C = X
if X is less than the cost of a recall then we don't do one
*hugs*
i'm kinda a bit worried now cos my sister in law works for northern rock. she's comfortable enough that she's not immediately at risk of losing her job, but if it escalates to the point of massive or total redundancies then she may be screwed, and although my bro earns a fair wage it won't be enough to support the family.
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:11,
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Hugs back
I'm all depressed now so bed time.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14,
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Why eye man
Thas propa mint like
(mesoiamQuote unquote "ultimate belt",
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47,
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Was thinking about going to see "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days"
and this popped into my head:
I apologise about anyone who is icky about foetus's, I am too... imagine having to search through pages of google image search of foetus's until you found one good for photoshopping. *shivers*
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16,
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foetus?
woo :)
(imnotplayinganymoreLike a rock. Like a planet.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:17,
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Sorry
Got so used to the American spelling :(
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:18,
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kindly update your picture
and I'll promise not to exile you to the wrong side of the big pond :)
(I'm not actually that much of a pedant, plus I'm pretty sure both spellings are acceptable in british english)
I have to be at least 14 to view your website?
(imnotplayinganymoreLike a rock. Like a planet.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:21,
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Engh
I'm pretty much gonna have to start from scratch to update it!
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:24,
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I'm well over 14, I just haven't spotted any unsuitable content, yet.
Or maybe that's just me..
Actually, while I'm at it.. "misogynist" ;) hehe
(imnotplayinganymoreLike a rock. Like a planet.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:25,
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You have to 14 the view my site?
Strange. Might be my server doing that.
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56,
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re: "misogynist"
Duh, will change. Got me I & Y mixed up
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57,
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I updated anyway
Just cropped the bit with the text at the bottom, then added new and improved text (tm).
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:29,
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this
is woo worthy in itself
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31,
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very well done!
now you can have a click lol
(imnotplayinganymoreLike a rock. Like a planet.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:32,
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Thanking you kindly, guv'na
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45,
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no, they're not
fetus is wrong as it is pronounced fet-us not feet-us
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:28,
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But
Foetus seems like should be pronounce fo-ate-us
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35,
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im neither a linguist or a classicist
but there are reasons why foetus is correct, if i got the original reference then your pic would be very woo, as i only know the meme it's merely yay worthy, blame my ignorance
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48,
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haha :)
I'm afraid he's right about foetus though. Still very funny.
I'm used to the american spelling, because all the pro-choice communities I frequate are very US-centric. This is the only community I'm in that actually has a majority of British people.
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:20,
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Fixed
Enjoy
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30,
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(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:19,
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good thing Fetus was never born
sounds like a dull addition to humanity
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:26,
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(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01,
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ahhh !
hides
(suttona non-prophet organization!,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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humm zune ... on a mac ...
i have a zune coz it were free woo
(suttona non-prophet organization!,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:58,
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got given an iPod nano last year
spent more time playing solitaire on it than music!
iTunes is a pile of shite, you can't just drag'n'drop mp3s onto iPods because of it's database crap - I've been using an iRiver H140 for years, brilliant little player
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57,
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yes you can
you just have to set it up not to automatically synchronise. I've taken music from other peoples' iTunes before by taking my iPod over to their house and dragging and dropping files... or just enabling it for hard disk use and holding the mp3 files on it until I get home, which works perfectly.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59,
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This ^
There's all knobbers up there. I said Zen not Zune. As in the small player made by Creative.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04,
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it was ment as in "have you tried the Zune" you moose !
not "what the hell is a zen he must mean zune"
after working with mac server i hate anything mac .. die mac server ! die , plus people think an mp3 player is an ipod not an ipod is an mp3 player and this makes me mad /rant
(suttona non-prophet organization!,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:07,
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hmm
maybe I'll try and find it and see if I can get it under my control
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04,
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But you need iTunes
As opposed to dragging and dropping in hard disk use mode and then being able to play the songs.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:10,
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my Dad tried
a zune a zen an ipod and new iriver and went back to his old iriver .... silly old folks, but if it works it works
(suttona non-prophet organization!,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01,
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if it ain't broke
don't try and fix it
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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I have an old 20gb fag packet sized iriver
they rock.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:09,
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well thats what you get for macs
not as crashy and unsecured as windows not as geeky as LINUX still dosn't work very well
ho hum i'll have to keep my dual boot going till someone does better
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57,
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Macbook Air? meh!
/Asus Eee owner
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53,
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Stop making up words.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53,
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sqibble?
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54,
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