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I THINK THE FACT I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 3 DAYS IS STARTING TO SHOW...

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

I AM MAKING A MOVIE. DOES HE DO ANAL?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

haha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)

oiiii you

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

Quick, doirty & shite

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

That looks very juicy.

Nice work

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

I really like that

Looks like an advert, or an album cover.

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

fruity!

very appetising!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)

I would like to check

that apple out up close . . .

ED: Testing

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

Oooh...

fruity ;)

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

Apple shopping is fun =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)

that...

...is very impressive. Hope I end up that good.

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)

This is Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

Oooh

That's fantastic :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

it's an

iguapple?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

Frapple =]

It was a green tree frog I think, but I prefer red apples, made it look jucier =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)

ah.

i only like granny smiths, i'm an apple purist

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

Too sharp for me sometimes.

I like a nice mellow and juicy apple, but we never fucking get them.

WHICH SUCKS.

IT SUCKS GIANT OSTRICH TESTICLES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

i'm so glad

i buy my own shopping!

i'm also glad i've never sucked an ostrich's testicles, giant or otherwise.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

BIte the apple

before it bites you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

cor(e) nice

i would...*click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)

My cutting jibe at Jeremy Kyle

and a cute little baby zonkey

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:47, archived)

That donkey has very nice tights.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)

Took me a while to get that one

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

wait a minute..

o_o you edited your comment

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

hahaha, and aww, poor little zonkey will also never be a natural mummy or daddy

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

They are called Zeedonks

and my teacher told me off for making them up when I was 6. I brought a book in with a picture of one, and hit her with it...

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)

They go by many names

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)

Does he know about psychedelic zeebs ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:54, archived)

WOW!

O.o

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

love teh kyle !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)

Pickwick with sick Mick

and seams

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

yay for mick and seams !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

Tesco Value?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)

yes !

i'm cheap.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

*gets out wallet*

how much?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)

can't believe I have to pay :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

How much is postage?

*suspicious*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)

Another 7-shape Vector B3tan ...

TopUpTheTea

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If you want to be immortalised and included in
the art project then gaz me. You can find all
the details here - Models Wanted

If you want to check out the ones I've already
done you can here - Non-Famous | Famous
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

That's lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

You're very good at these =]

Am I still on the list? I gazzed you a while back =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

Have no fear ...

you're still on the list ... just done some many geezers now I need to do some more birds to even up my website ... when I finally get round to finishing it and putting it up.

Rest assured everyone that's sent me one will get done. I have 343 girls to fill and 343 boys ... and I haven't even get 10% of the places filled.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)

No problemo =]

Just curious is all ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)

343 b3tan girls? Ha.

Good luck.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)

No just non famous people ...

doesn't have to be b3ta ... was just a good place to start!

If you know any one that wants to take part that's female to even up the numbers that would be great .. I have about 60 b3ta-males and about 5 b3ta-females at the moment

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)

Link to my flickr is in my profile

use something from there if it takes your fancy, but I'm a big fan of cropping so you may struggle to find a suitable one.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

Is this like "Name That Tune"?

"I'll vector that B3tan in 7!"

Nicely done.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

Very nice, once again

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

aww

Aww we love our tutt here on b3ta

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

yay

woo, just sent you my piccy cos i want to be cool too. :D

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)

woo - thats ace!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

Dickens with Chickens (New and improved ... slightly)

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

well i still think it's great, black bit round the edge or not !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

*DUCKS*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

*holds it in the prescribed manner*

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DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

Nicked my bloody reply.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

oh no i didn't!!1111!1!1oneone

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

*retaliates with vigour*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

*takes bets*

cap'n's favourite at 5-4

mongy crawls in at 18-1

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

ooohhhhhh, fawns panders cliques

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

No, I'm just harder than you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

no honest it is because you are a women who posts alot

i've seen a few come and go on here

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

I am a women?

I can't help my gender.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

no you can't, i'm not being shitty

nowt against any women on b3ta

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

I should think not.

We women are marvellous beasties. We've got food sources, creche facilities and 3 different types of real-feel stimulus. All on board, as standard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)

well yeh

the norks do edge it with the betting public

i don't set the odds, i just calculate em then run off with the punters' money before they try and claim

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

bollocks

said the loud bit quiet and the quiet bit loud
AGAIN

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

mongychops might have fantastic moobs for all you know

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

i may have fantastic cosmetic tits that i paid good money for

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

I'm going down the 'grow your own' avenue myself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

win

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

what about a really big cock ?

would that match up to a pair of norks ? (not literally obviously..that'd just be weird)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

On a male dominated forum, it probably won't stand up to breast I'm afraid.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

what if you have both ??

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

Then get back to Thailand, where you belong

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

ack has rikbeen talking again

it's a bloody hindrence i tell you

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

hahahahaha

he even showed me photos.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

appeals for sense of humour donors for mongy ;)

could you not spot the pogues reference?? come on, how do you dress yourself in the mornings barbie, putting your bra and panties on all by yourself

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

my funny bone was removed at birth

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

so which one is coming up the rear ?

thats the sort of thing they say when bets are involed isn't it ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

Betting and anal sex, yes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

they should combine the two.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

I bet £20 on an anal rupture

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

right i bet £30 on an sti being caught.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

£10 on poo making a cameo

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

what about a fiver on the guy from cameo making a poo ?

the one with the dodgy plastic cod piece.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

word up

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

christ i've got that stuck in my head now.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

enjoy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKmtsN_gzMM

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)

aaaaaahhh the cod piece is tooo much !

my poor eyes !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

i'll get in on that

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

i was gonna say

only when it's horses

but you've pretty much beaten me to it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

they say

'the balls licked the hole' in golf and
'caught in the slips' in cricket and
'he's seen fit to pull him off' when you sub a guy on PES08

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

buy GTASA

and stop with all this sports malarkey. It's not good for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

got it, done it, bored, next game pls

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

Elder Scrolls Oblivion. Or Lego Star wars Complete Saga.

Just don't buy Jericho. It's shite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

i'm going all RTS at the moment

Defcon, Generals and the total war series

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

Bollocks to shooty crawly not solid snake games.

FUCK OFF BLACK. Ruined them for life, did Black. All I could do was bounce from standing to crouching about 9 times and get shot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

i'm not a fan of subtle games i like games with nukes or vast armies

or even ones with shoving big fuck off guns in to peoples ears. stealth? no.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)

bollocks to your complete saga

i had to buy them separately

can't get one goal in eps I-III think it's a case of dying too often to get enough coins :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

manwife is currently bumming the saga behind me as we speak.

I will have that bloody diner music in my head forever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

bought em seperate as and when they came out

/geek

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)

Change ends

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

In "vole" d, eh?

Coming up the rear, eh? With voles, eh?

Bit of a Freudian slit?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

you suspect she wants to come up the rear of a vole?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

Don't we all, sometimes?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

God yes

*sighs*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

*hides*

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

I'm afraid you might get flamed for that.

For future reference, there's an edit button just below your post.
That tends to make people less upset than deleting.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

Better but don't delete threads.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

nicely

for future reference, people act more favourably if you edit your original post rather than delete and start a new one

:)

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McBadger COW, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

sorry

I did mean to edit rather than delete.

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

Don't worry too much about it.

By the way, I like the image.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

Oh bless.

It's ok.

And a good image idea!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

Come on guys chill out...

did anyone have a really important conversation in that thread?

Aaaay forgedabaudit...
/fonzieblog

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

^this !

*hides*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

I will never do this to you again

Well, I have apologised. I gave you chickens, for Chrissakes, and you cheek me like a French woopsy. (Make friends make friends never never break friends etc.)

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

I missed the start of this...

It appears it did not initially go well.

I am oblivious to the nature of this though, Dickens with chickens made me LOL and so you got a click.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

I'd play it...

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

Seamless!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

sealmess

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

Haha.

Is that the result of a good night's clubbing?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

oh dear

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

hahahah

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

*is jealous*

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

*smugs*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

yes

yes it is.

and intentional as well as it's an auto complete.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

I thought so but apparently no one else did.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

and it starts again...

have some nonce

totally forgot i made that.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

aaah

the poor kiddy fucker's in hospital with diarrhoea. would be such a shame if someone's forcibly taken him up the wrong un

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

hahaha brilliant

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

download

the gimp, or steal PSP off someone, otherwise people will post seams horses at you forever and www.b3ta.com/board/7979934

p.s. word to the wise: DO NOT RE-POST THIS IN A NEW THREAD TOMORROW WHEN MORE PEOPLE ARE ONLINE you will be lynched

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

Yes

He is lucky to have a comparatively chill crowd tonight.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

lol

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McBadger COW, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

haha. dennis haysbert.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)

Ok, so I need practice

This iss only one of my first attempts, I am still learning

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

I'll give you a 'C' for effort

But could do better.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

That's the spirit :)

When you've been here a while, you'll understand why people can be a bit harsh on here.
You've caught b3ta at a relatively nice time, which is lucky.
Just download The GIMP and follow some generic tutorials to get yourself used to it.
Yes, it'll take a while, but it's rewarding.

Good luck, and good night.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

Thinking of getting GIMP

Does it take up much space on your computer? I currently have Photoshop Elements 2.0, because I fear the full photoshop would kill my pathetic little laptop.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

Not particularly,

but anything's better then elements.
/can't do without channels

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

Also

There's no masking layers D:

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

Don't worry about it.

You'll improve if you keep trying.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

quality

(or lack thereof) rather than quantity

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

p.s

this is not a pop, look at my pics, most of em are shit, but there's only been about 30 over 18 months

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

good try, i suggest

www.torrentspy.com/torrent/2022936/Adobe_Photoshop_Pro_CS2_v9_Full_Keygen

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

BAH

There are easier ways.
Aside from buying it, of course.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

you know best then young fella

illuminate me?

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

Download the trial

and activate with a keygen.
My friend did it, and she said it worked well.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

not sure you get the full package with imageready then

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mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

She has imageready

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

Did it last night

Seemed to work a treat. The fiance is currently learning how to use it so she can make our wedding invitations.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)

don't worry

it's all good fun, and ignore aggressive troll types, you'll fit in just fine!

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McBadger COW, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

I agree.

And now, I am REALLY going.
'Ning thunderthighs!
/needed to bring them up again

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

hahaha! ning sirrah!

I'm off and all, check yo soon

'throws shapes'

:D

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McBadger COW, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

Thankyou

Thanks, I hope to.
I have been a big fan of b3ta for ages. A colleague of mine actually knows Rob pretty well.

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

We'd better be extra nice then,

for fear of incurring his unholy ginger wrath.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

ha ha!

Nah, apparantly he is lovely.
If ya listen to the buffy swearborard, you can hear my friend screaming 'ZEBRA FUCKER' in the background

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

I used that:

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/audio/?/wma/46b541fd868d4899a81c3656aea12bdb_abc.wma

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

seams or no seams, funny

have a *click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

One thing before I go to bed.

I AM A SCIENTIST, THIS EXPRESSES MANY EMOTIONS.
(Thanks to the Prince formerly known as artist for the tip)

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

Hurray for science!

woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

OH FUCK. NOT MATHS AND SCIENCE.

ANYTHING BUT SCATHS.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

My Physics exam went well today

so I feel like maths and science are my friends again.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

Physics is everyones' friend.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

Not all the time.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

this

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

I. R

baboon?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

I AM WEASEL.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

you don't need pants

for the victory dance

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

Because Baboon is better than weasel?

Is that right, gosh it's been a while.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

yes.

that is right. ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

That and Dexter's Lab were my favourites.

There was another one too, similar but I can't remember what it was.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

cow and chicken?

weasel is best!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

COW AND CHICKEN!!!

That was it! All I could remember was that the Mom and Dad were just legs.
And there was one episode were it zoomed out and they really were just legs.
Yes! I love you for remembering that.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

heheh

it's still on cartoon network sometimes

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

I don't think I've watched Cartoon Network in years.

If I wasn't about to fall asleep any minute I'd go now.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

Pie!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

In the skie ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

In my tummy!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

sceince!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

Science indeed.

And there's plenty more where that came from!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

just a quick entry :)

(philliph, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

that made me lol

taking the piss out of northerners is great.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

not half as fun

as taking the piss out of southern pansies

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

I don't know what I am any more.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

pssssh !

at least us southerns don't all shag in bus stops ! thats all i saw when i had the misfortune to go to leeds. that and jo brands plus size fashions - clothes shop.. i wish i got a photo of that.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

I've been in Leeds for several months and haven't had sex in a bus stop once.

Am I ugly?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

as i have it on good authority from my sexy friends in leeds (and i have no others) that only the munters shag in bus stops

comes from living on t'wrong side of t'pennines that munterness

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

Splendid. I was in Manchester for 3 years before this,

so the sexiness must have stayed with me.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

oh wait

in that case it may be the leprosy that's caused you not to get laid.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

I was told my leg fell off due to natural causes

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

well in manchester

that is natural causes

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

sexy people in leeds ?

they excist...well bollocks..why did i pick one of the ugly ones. :(

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

they are all female

i'm afraid. i also have it on good authority that the blokes up there are tossers

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

Apart from me.

Obviously.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

obbbviously.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

oh yes i can vouch for that whole heartedly.

but it's not something exclusive to the north. sadly.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

it's something exclusive to leeds

liverpool has some nice blokes, unfortunately i'm currently in bristol, and most of the other ones i can think of are gay

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

bristol has it's fair share of tossers.

i probably just hate men. =X

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

i'm sure it does

i'm just not one of htem

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

yes

and you have a micro penis.

or possible high standards of lady

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

And a girlfriend in a different city.

yes, and a micro penis

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

*does secret micropenis gang handshake*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

Go go team micropenis!

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

you tell em

maybe it's because i'm a lundarnar,
that i luv lanhdarn town

(

mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

hahahahaha

you been drinking sir ?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

moi?

i had a little sweet sherry after super

(

mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

eeeww sherry is nasty.

so it was just a wee one ?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

it was mainly sherry vapor

i don't hold with the devils sweat that is alcohol,i'm a clean living young gent of high moral values

(

mongychops, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

why of course old chap

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

only 1.5 litres

you really are cutting down.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

get orf me barra!

gawd blimey, luv a duck!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

You may have missed something here m'dear

there is no job centre in Highgate, and I live one step beyond, but don't step onto the platform to unleash a hearty 'AAAAAAAAAAAAA'

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

AAAAAA

*hits head* oh I get it- ey ey ey ey.

I just thought it was AAAAAAAA.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

it would be funnier if

after 33 years living in liverpool, i'd ever heard anyone outside of an episode of harry enfield saying it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

I bet you hear a lot of AAAAAAA though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

only

when i'm on holiday

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

nooooo

I mean more 'aaaaargh'.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

only

when that one guy woke up...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

weirdly

it was when i moved south for uni i heard people say it

it's even funnier now than it used to be

please note, i can take scouser jokes, but as THFH says, if a joke's funny it's funny "hahaahahahhaha thieving scouser" has worn ever so slightly thin especially since the dirty mancs have a higher theft rate

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

yep

that's stereotypes for ya!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

why are you

taking the piss out of geordies??
just cos the govt have fucked over their largest employer

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

To be fair

the govt. have done Wales, the SW, the Midlands and the SE too.
I'm SE and looking at my 3rd redundancy in 10 years :(

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

nice

but did they fuck you over by causing panic on the streets of Newcastle?

this whole "crisis" would never have come about if the govt hadn't said that they'd been ASKED for a loan. until that point NR didn't need the money they'd requested, it was just an emergency procedure, after the announcement so much money was withdrawn that they now needed the loan.

i may shop a blackadder goes forth/allistair darling mashup tomorrow if it's not already been done

*vent over*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

Vent accepted and washed over without harm

I was subbed at Luton when they closed Vauxhall. Literally thousands out of work at a stroke. Me included; and i had just reached a career highlight- on the design team for the VX220. Yes folks, if it catches fire blame me coz I did the wiring loom. I then did a few years in defence. Dont ask coz I wont tell.
Now i work in a fecking warehouse counting suits.
Sob stories? I got 'em and the north don't own 'em.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

A x B x C = X

if X is less than the cost of a recall then we don't do one

*hugs*

i'm kinda a bit worried now cos my sister in law works for northern rock. she's comfortable enough that she's not immediately at risk of losing her job, but if it escalates to the point of massive or total redundancies then she may be screwed, and although my bro earns a fair wage it won't be enough to support the family.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

Hugs back

I'm all depressed now so bed time.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

Why eye man

Thas propa mint like

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

Being in the midlands is a nightmare.

Northerners think you're southerners.
Southerners think you're northerners.

We think they're all cunts.

(

Muns, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

You fucking easterners!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

You missed 'whippet'.

(

@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

Hello all.

A small gif for ya, goes on a bit though

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

Everand?

/is just being silly

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

No clues ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

Clues?

There's no question really. But if you want to attempt an answer that would be ok

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

What's a DEVERAN?

Or is it VERANDE? RIS?

(woo)

(Jokel, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)

For absolutely no reason whatsoever

yes, that's right ...it's a giant salamader on a cloud.

(focusnet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

:) It doesn't need a reason.

Very nice

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

Hello, giant salamander!

That looks very comfy.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

it's giving you the eye....you're in there ! ;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Weh-hey!

Let's get amphibious!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

Oh it is woo!

I am just uploading a picture of my lizard baby. Two secs...

Edit:

Here she is!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

awwwww

(

McBadger COW, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

Isn't she cute!?

Awww, she is my baby.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

Your baby has a fat tail.

She's very nice though.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

She has to, it's where she stores her fat.

I was told that was good.

eidt: it's also closer to the camera, so it does look a little larger than it is.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

I'm just the same, but I keep my tail round the front.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

you keep it close to the camera?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

When prompted, yes.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

Well that's useful.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

Very handsome . . .

can a female lizzard be hansome ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

I think so.

She is the epitome of loveliness too. Very pretty, she's got green eyeshadow on like her mummy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

That is way choice . . .

does she have a name ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

Fran. Like the lady in Black Books.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

hmm

why am I looking at your lizard?

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)

Best reason of all.

woo.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

trippy !

yay !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

glee!

my favourite cloud based amphibian!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

You owe

me a keyboard.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

Yes!!!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

yaaaaay!

s'lully

(

McBadger COW, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Nice . . .

but I hope it doesn't rain . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

Dora the Explorer in a tigerskin cowl?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

I for one

welcome our new amphibian overlords...

(

kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

who needs a reason :)

xxx

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popt_art, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)

Lonely Planet

Click for bigger

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

oo thats so neat !

wooooo

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Thanks :D

I'll admit the background's not mine:
When finding something to possibly replicate, I couldn't not use this:
www.nasa.gov/images/content/174503main_image_feature_805_ys_full.jpg

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

wowie thats one hell of a picture.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

I thought that too.

I had to make the planet smaller just so I could have more room for the background! :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

now you need to somehow sneak your fabby vector of mr gilmour in there just to add to the excellent-o factor

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Hahaha

Mrs Manwaring (one of the school counsellors) wants a print of it.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

hehe excellent !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

i love the water bit

one of the best i've seen

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Haha!

You cruel bastard!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

veeery nice

I'm liking the backgroundy bit an awful lot.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

The only bit that's not mine! :)

I nabbed it off nasa and filtered it twice (once per layer), played with transparency and blending modes. It came out well. :)

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

You've done well with it.

the planet is nice too, I just...didn't say that. Sorry.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

Hehe

Thanks ma'am.
I wasn't sure if I could get away with filtering the background, but oh well.
It'll still go toward my art grade.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

aaawww, poor planet!

draw it a friend, then it won't be lonely.

woo to the pic, btw

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

Cheers :)

This one has a friend:
clansoul.deviantart.com/art/Water-Planets-74882932
But it's sinking.
Not sure how the water is still holding its shape, however.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

that's so cool!

it looks like a space marble!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

Cheers :)

It's a whirlpool through it :)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

physics says no

_{you get in a lot of trouble for breaking the laws of physics and i'm not talking about police trouble}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

Physics can get nasty.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

you get

Scotty chasing you with a phaser?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

Worse.

Stephen Hawkins beats the crap out of you.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

Let's go . . . space bowling . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

Sorry

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

HAHAHA YES

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

That is the "trick" !

Pick up a spare with it !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

Nice pic....

'Grade, Counsellor' since when has Cornwall been a state of America?

When I were a lad it were marks and teachers ;)

(

juanking ...and then it fell off, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

Well:

Grade because "A" isn't a mark.
Counsellor because they aren't teachers, they are Pastoral Support.

Besides, they're just words.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

I need help with my spaghetti, can they assist?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

Like I said old, also may I add drunk.

Still liked the pic though.
Edit: It was still only teachers mind, although there was a careers adviser.

(

juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

Thanks :)

I'm off now, night everyone :)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

Uff..

Click for bigger (77KB)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

In relation to these posters...

...didn't put this together myself, but my christ, if thats not one of the most amazing photos Ive ever seen.

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

This will work

I have a good feeling about it

(

McBadger COW, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

People really do deserve it sometimes.

edit: are they in a corporate car park?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

HAHAHA

I doubt very much that those are really plugged in!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

Also, at 110 volts, it'll only tingle for a second before the RCB kicks in.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

^This

(

ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

that's one gene pool

that really needs chlorine.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

~~chlorine~~ sharks

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

with

fricken laser beams?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

laser beams and a taste for human flesh

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

Hahaha

Needs more electrical violence

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

it is a good picture

but they are very safe

(

mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

I suppose if the pool is made of a decent insulator they should be ok.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

water is not that good a conductor

not in that that volume with such a low voltage and ampage

(

mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

I choose to believe it's a hot day and they've been sweating buckets.

Creating a saline solution.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

as a spark i hope they blow the main fuse and i earn some money out of it

(

mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

Best of luck with that.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

water from the mains

is fairly good, due to the high volume of solutes

pure water is shit

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

I wouldn't try it

but aren't they protected by the rubber insulation?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

If they step half out of the pool it could be a problem

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

Was thinking about going to see "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days"

and this popped into my head:

I apologise about anyone who is icky about foetus's, I am too... imagine having to search through pages of google image search of foetus's until you found one good for photoshopping. *shivers*

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

foetus?

woo :)

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Sorry

Got so used to the American spelling :(

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

kindly update your picture

and I'll promise not to exile you to the wrong side of the big pond :)

(I'm not actually that much of a pedant, plus I'm pretty sure both spellings are acceptable in british english)

I have to be at least 14 to view your website?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Engh

I'm pretty much gonna have to start from scratch to update it!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

That'll teach you to go American on us.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

it's OK

I'm well over 14, I just haven't spotted any unsuitable content, yet.

Or maybe that's just me..

Actually, while I'm at it.. "misogynist" ;) hehe

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

You have to 14 the view my site?

Strange. Might be my server doing that.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

re: "misogynist"

Duh, will change. Got me I & Y mixed up

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

I updated anyway

Just cropped the bit with the text at the bottom, then added new and improved text (tm).

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

this

is woo worthy in itself

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

very well done!

now you can have a click lol

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Thanking you kindly, guv'na

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

no, they're not

fetus is wrong as it is pronounced fet-us not feet-us

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

But

Foetus seems like should be pronounce fo-ate-us

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

im neither a linguist or a classicist

but there are reasons why foetus is correct,
if i got the original reference then your pic would be very woo, as i only know the meme it's merely yay worthy, blame my ignorance

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

haha :)

I'm afraid he's right about foetus though. Still very funny.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

As I said above

I'm used to the american spelling, because all the pro-choice communities I frequate are very US-centric. This is the only community I'm in that actually has a majority of British people.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

Fixed

Enjoy

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

OK, I will.

*enjoys*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Profile for Fetus:

* a member for 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
* has posted 0 messages on the main board
* has posted 0 messages on the talk board
* has posted 0 messages on the links board
* They liked 0 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

good thing Fetus was never born

sounds like a dull addition to humanity

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

I saw that.

Damn ninjas.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

ahahahaha!!

'edit' I'll stick this here, as it's basically a toap and doesn't deserve a new thread.

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McBadger COW, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hehe

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

fact is that

at least one member of the site is probably working for these guys.

Jesus!

we've got a breach, who knows how deep the mole has got.
OMG it could be rob!

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

I don't know whether your user number belies a rich knowledge of B3ta

but for McBadger's benefit -

Yes Emap had a hand (or some drunken fumbling behind the photocopier) in the creation of B3ta and there was a ginger pimp involved.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

arf!

I KNEW IT!

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McBadger COW, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

I work for them.

Emap, I mean.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:43, archived)

Long long time since I posted here..........................

Click for bigger (130KB)

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Chumfatty, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

That's a bit of a niche market, isn't it?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

like this you mean?

www.amazon.co.uk/Atlas-Middle-Earth-Karen-Fonstad/dp/0618126996/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=gateway&qid=1200957106&sr=8-3

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

That edition is not restricted to just two hobbits though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

does that say hobbit or nobbit?

Time to book another speccy appointment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

i'd love to see

judith chalmers on a tour of mordor

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

Separating the wheeeeeeeeeeee . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

teehee!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

tehehehehe

very arty !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

thats so silly!

love it

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

but the frame's in one piece!

no one's gonna understand that comment, Gareth you fool

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

and a side order of ris.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

Gareth, you fool!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

*looks foolish*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Thought she was looking a bit sickle-y

Still, scythe isn't everything.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

You're such a pun-hoe

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

but he's got a s-wheat smile. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

Oh ha har.Vest stop doing these now, I think.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Oa tRye harder.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

Stop this punning or I'll have you spayed

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

That's a bit

axetreme.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

Fork off

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Nice pitch !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Let's stop before be b-rake something

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

Hay!

Play nIce Pick a fight with someone your own size.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

That's the last straw !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Wait a mow...

I may have another.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

You reap what you sow !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

Such are the trowels and tribulations of a punner

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

I think I better

shovel off now.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

I am missing something here.

Jim says 'I want to see the crabaret one again!'

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

Crabaret you say?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

Yay

silly Russian peasants talking back at old women leaning out windows yelling stuff about ducks going to Moscow

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

reap oats!

heh heh!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

Yay! Art.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Still taking lessons . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

I can help there

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

I like those rhythms

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Everybody loves to fiddle !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

What a cheery chap!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

Giggle

now play this music to this picture and we have a winnar!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tng7qQlCqdw

Edit it is in time and everything!!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Yee haaaaaw !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Oh yeah

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

Oh, that's good.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Gettin' with it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

By the way, what program do you use to animate? I can never get mine to go that fast.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

CS2

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Well . . . I'll eat my . . . Teley !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

That is equally woo :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

pffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

pfffffffffffft!

INSANE IN THE BRAIN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Comes from rubbing elbows !

Rub !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

Macbook air VS c64

[Mod edit: Puh-lease, stealing stuff off of The Register? Try harder next time.]

picture NOT made by me.

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

funny

ha ha

edit: now do one of your own

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

great

now post something you made

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

Here.

(artiglio = claw)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

is that cat giving me the...

...it doesn't bear thinking about.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

see now thats more like it

*deactivates condescending mode*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

yay

wolverinecat

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

backlit keyboard?

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.

And it's thin. THIN.

edit: if you didn't make this, why is it here?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

Oh dear

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

happy b3taday

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mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

yes, this

get your orchestra to play us a celebratory choon ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

This is not good for two reasons.

1. Apple are god.
2. If it's not your work then it belongs on the /links board.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

iPods suck

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

You suck.

I agree actually but the zen doesn't work with my macbook.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

the zune?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHA

HAHAHAHA
HAHA

HA
HA.

ha.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

when you haxxx the fook out of it

it's quite nice :) - any m$-ness

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

and admittedly

the adverts are bloody awesome

edit: and inspired by pills.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

ahhh !

hides

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

humm zune ... on a mac ...

i have a zune coz it were free woo

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

got given an iPod nano last year

spent more time playing solitaire on it than music!

iTunes is a pile of shite, you can't just drag'n'drop mp3s onto iPods because of it's database crap - I've been using an iRiver H140 for years, brilliant little player

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

yes you can

you just have to set it up not to automatically synchronise. I've taken music from other peoples' iTunes before by taking my iPod over to their house and dragging and dropping files... or just enabling it for hard disk use and holding the mp3 files on it until I get home, which works perfectly.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

This ^

There's all knobbers up there. I said Zen not Zune. As in the small player made by Creative.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

it was ment as in "have you tried the Zune" you moose !

not "what the hell is a zen he must mean zune"

after working with mac server i hate anything mac .. die mac server ! die , plus people think an mp3 player is an ipod not an ipod is an mp3 player and this makes me mad /rant

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

hmm

maybe I'll try and find it and see if I can get it under my control

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

But you need iTunes

As opposed to dragging and dropping in hard disk use mode and then being able to play the songs.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

my Dad tried

a zune a zen an ipod and new iriver and went back to his old iriver .... silly old folks, but if it works it works

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

if it ain't broke

don't try and fix it

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

I have an old 20gb fag packet sized iriver

they rock.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

well thats what you get for macs

not as crashy and unsecured as windows
not as geeky as LINUX
still dosn't work very well

ho hum i'll have to keep my dual boot going till someone does better

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

Macbook Air? meh!

/Asus Eee owner

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

Stop making up words.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

sqibble?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*killkillkilllstabbydeath*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

now who's making up words?

tut.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

I'm allowed.

I've got a TITLE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

*bows*

yes cap'n, sorry cap'n.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

That's right.

now drop and give me many.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

ooh, cap'n.

I've gone all a-flutter!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

I SAID DROP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

*sigh*

*drops and gives many all night long*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Attaboy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

*does Norwegian Blue impression*

are you coming to my funeral?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

Can I come and heckle?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

yes

but Cleese has already taken the crown for being the first to say fuck at a funeral

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

surely

he wasn't the first.
maybe the first to say it and for the majority of the congregation to not get mad

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

I don't know.

Are you cheese?

Is anyone else confused?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

mustard

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

Can I sing happy birthday?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

only the "squashed tomatoes and stew" version

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

:-( I wanted to do the 'you live in a zoo' one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

we're already in a zoo

if b3ta isn't an internet zoo I don't know what is

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

Lovely place.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone

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mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

Things tend to go down a lot better here if you made them yourself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

like my daughter

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mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone

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mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

To YOURSELF.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

Haha, I'll take your word for it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

why

WHY

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

second that

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

One day, at the Tickle Me Elmo factory

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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

What kind of factory hires clip art staff?

Nonetheless, woo.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

the old joke factory, of course!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

DAVE?!

Woo though =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

*spang*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

Oooooold joke!

But acceptably silly.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

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