b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 33058 (Older | Newer)

Late night punning for you.

Also, I'm not intentionally spamming, you're all just lazy.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)

Cobbie Williams !

YA DIRTY SPAMMER !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

It's nowhere near as intelligent as that.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

maizy gray!

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

Can you stop coming up with better puns than mine please?

the filename is a clue

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)

clue?

i thought that was the answer

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

The answer is an extremely good clue.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)

gotcha

THERE IS NO SPOON PEOPLE, NO SPOON

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

but

you eat corn with a fork

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

no you don't

you eat it by masticating furiously

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)

HA HA HA!

YOU SAID MASTICATING!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)

lol

Korn

(jonjonjon, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

They Might Be Jolly Green Giants?

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

EVERYTHING RIGHT IS WRONG AGAIN

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)

POP POP POP!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

Is it Rock Corn perchance ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)

Kernel Beefheart?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

HES A CAPTAIN GOD DAMN YOU!

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)

amy winehouse?

(

Ronny Morocco, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:36, archived)

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

mick hucknall !

yay !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

damn you

i thought it was cute til you said that

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

mwuahahahahaha

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

Mick

Hucknall shagged my wife!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

did he ? *tuts* bad mick !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

with what?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

Ginger power.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)

aaah

has been useful for me, but luckily only my beard is affected

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

His

pet monkey, of course...duh!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

There is a support group

for people whose biological father's were in the rolling stones.
I imagine they have more fun than the 'mic humped my wife' meetups.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)

hahahahaha. marianne faithfull and anita pallenberg the patrons of the group ?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)

orangutans > anything ever

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)

How do you feel about them being spliced with birds?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

i not quite as good as an original orangutan but its pretty great itself

night night all

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

That is actually the most amazing thought ever!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:22, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

What on Earth have you created?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

oh that is glorious.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

apocalyptic

WOO!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

Yay!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)

jesus rapehell.

nice.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)

Shopped pictures only pls.

COFFEE TIME.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

He just wanted some publicity.

You try saying no to a face like that.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

*steals face*

*ebays*

HA.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

You bastard.

At least give me half the profits.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

I'll pay you with my Pokemon collection :)

I LIED. HANDS OFF.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)

You have no soul

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

I have tonnes of Pokemon to make up for it.

C'mon! I'll give you a game!

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)

Orangutan bird, I choose you!

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

Damnit! >:(

Cheater.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)

tiredness can kill

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

FOR SURE.

COFFEE GO GO GO GO.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

that's why I nap every 45 mins

IF I NEED IT OR NOT.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

Check out my lightswitch

(CAPSLOCK V=I*R, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)

I did that in my little brother's room

With less teefs.

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)

Did you use those stickers from red nose day?

(CAPSLOCK V=I*R, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

Nah

I just drew it on.

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

Needs more teeth sparkle!

Do you have a tonne of these, or do you draw them just before you post them?

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

I have a few.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)

They are very woo

Then again, I just love your style.

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

Cheers

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

And with that

I bid you and b3ta goodnight!

*bows out*

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

eeep its an invisible cat!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)

Of the cheshire variety!

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

CAPSLOCK? SHIFT KEY.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)

shift, shift, shift, shift, shift

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sticky keys noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

(jonjonjon, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)

buckawoo!

don't you hate it when you spend ages on a pic and then after it looks like shit?

(jonjonjon, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

doctor dyslexia

lives for moments like that

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)

I like this.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:59, archived)

Pufferfish is sad :(

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

*sniffles*

*hugs very, very cautiously*

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

*tentative hugs*

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

:((((

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

twenty minutes.. out front.. pufferfish.

www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2831-Zero-Punctuation-The-Witcher

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

he shouldn't be such a spiky cunt then, should be?

fucking fugus. think they own the cunting world.

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

Oh you're on his list now..

You'd better run.

Well, actually just stay out of water.

Tropical waters where they might be able to survive.

You know what, I don't think you need to worry, he can't hold a pen and has a shit memory, so you're probably off the list already.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

Awwww

He looks sad :(

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

*hugs tightly*

I always wanted body piercings!

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

Well,

he can fuck right off..unless he has the cash.

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)

Imagine I'ma noob for the sake of Tom's new "Read the FAQ"

O hai thar. I yam nub.

B nice plz.

Kthnxbai

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

i can't work out why

but this is amazing.

ps i hate you you noob

(jonjonjon, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

it's funny

cos it's true

(

Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)

What's amazing?

The McRobot?

Haha! I was in McDonalds toady and I overheard some american guy on the phone to someone.

"I'm in McDonalds you fucking shit!"

It had me and my mate in stitches for some reason*

*Could have been the weed

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

we like to go and ask for McCaviar

and McDon perignon 69
I am very mature

(jonjonjon, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

Heh

I tend to make a "RRRRAAAAAWWWKKK!!!!!!!" noise at them. and then say "Yes, I want fries with that."

Then again, I make that noise at pretty much everyone in the city center. Especially the old people in Morrisons.

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)

does your mum slip hallucinogenics into your hot chocolate

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

Hello new person!

Don't forget to read the Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

You know now I look at it, I don't hink that was worth the wait.
Thanks though. I wish the kind robots really did work for McDonalds

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)

hahaha, every home should have one.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

I want one!

\ac

It looks pretty cool =p

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

thanks!

I've been working on trying to make gold look real from scratch, its bloody hard to get right.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

hey if your playing noob can i post my fail here?

edit: no i can't its not uploaded and its on my home comp...*phails*

(

k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

Feel free :-)

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

well I just found this one I never used

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

that cat

is seriously freaking me out. i'm off.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

took I while but I found his flickr set:

www.flickr.com/photos/merwells/sets/72157601242103661/

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

creepy cat

I just found this one as well

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

*Strokes*

Looks like my aunt's kitten.

It'll probably be grown now anyway.

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)

yep!

(

k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)

I SAID BEEF MILKSHAKE!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

for the record DOND is crap

that triangle in the corner by the way is a pylon

(jonjonjon, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

On the whole, I approve of this.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

on the whole i don't understand this

and not in a the Neville way, in a world hunger way

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

Hmm...

On the whole, it feels good.

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

what?

preparation h?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

durex fire lube

um.... i guess...

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

That too

~~But I was thinking Gary Glitter's tongue~~

I forgot that I'm not an underage girl.

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

nor am i.

not anymore...
*sigh*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

There there *pets heavily*

And good luck with the smoking.

I've been smoke free since Tuesday. ;)

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

heheh

heavy petting, now that takes me back!

i'm off to bed, it takes my mind off smoking ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

Haha!

Chewing the edge of my pillow works for me.

Makes me think of JollyJack's Scarlet though.

Goodnight ;-)

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)

PILLOWBITER

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

Yes. You have problem with that? ;-)

I also chew my little finger o.O

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

me, I just smoke.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

its easily that can happen

especially when you ask little boys to play doctor

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

i cant wait for the next just altered version

trim the red

WOO

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

What's with the

AdGif Unregistered thing?

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

cos i don't have a proper gif thing

unless i buy it (which i won't) it keeps putting that at the top of my screen. I might just change my profile from jonjonjon to adgif unregistered and pretend it's a tag

(jonjonjon, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

woo

excellent
also, I just discovered the pylon appreciation society

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

there's a quote from a contributor

'and I thought I was the only one who thought pylons are cool!'

This makes me happy!

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

i think fraser is the founder and just wanted more visitors

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

I think I'll join

£10 is a small price to pay for pylon satisfaction

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

is that an innuendo?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)

i discovered them earlier

i thought it was some manner of performance art

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

Oddness abounds!

What version of AdGif do you have?

(

kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)

Advanced adgif animator

how did you guess i used adgif?

(jonjonjon, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

Been done to death no doubt but....

I'm posting it anyway (even though it is shit)

Here's hoping for a better compo next week.

oh and BTW. the filename has another shit joke in it. (like you realy wanted to know)

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

Not seen this one *click*

compo it!

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

I had a really good idea for a compo

I just can't remember it.

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

was it....

2 girls 1 cup?

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

YES!

Was waiting for someone to do this.

(Spikey, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

Well I have to lok at the bloody thing every day

It's a wonder i didnt do it days ago.

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

it shits all over anything french

let alone the fact that frog pylon has been posted about 20 times in the past 2 days!

(Spikey, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

I feel sorry for you ...

I know what it's like to live in that hitshole...

(Poison-System-X, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 7:39, archived)

A Certain Charm

(Pelle ghola, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

stylish :D

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

HEEM GOTTA FEESH ON HEEM HEED

This is fucking excellent...you people are morons.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

It's all the rage in

New York...

(Pelle ghola, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

Your work reeks of talent.

Love long, and eat feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

Haha!

I didn't even notice the fish.

*half asleep*

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

Tis a lazy-feesh.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

This started out as having a punchline

then it got a bit serious...
Very much in progress. I thing it looks a little flat at the moment.

CFB
original image

(

thiswasmyclone, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

Compo it?

Woo!

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

i like it

because it looks like johnny 5

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

cor

we didn't expect art!

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

i really don't know what you hoped to achieve there

but the result is excellent. what was the punchline?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

I was going to remove the lines from the front pylon

and have him as the only one with eyes leading the blind ones. I didn't really think it though very well.

(

thiswasmyclone, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

perhaps not. but the result is grand.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

why not just post it when finished then

ffs, should i just post my google image results

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

go on then. i dare you.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

makka pakka

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

haha.

you love in the night garden don't you !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

my mate

(father of an 18 month old, with a new one on the way next month) loves it, mainly cos he loves the porn style story lines, i've never watched it myself

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)

I think there are laws against that mate.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

because sometimes people point things out

that make it better. I think they call it making a positive contribution.

(

thiswasmyclone, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

oh ok

finish it and then post it

POINTED OUT

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

I think it's very good as is

And while I personally wouldn't mind you posting both this and the final version as new threads, it might keep all members of the board happy if you were to post one of them in an existing thread.

(

JimM, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

WHAT IS IT LOOKING AT

it looks a bit post apocalyptic. Which I like.

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

yoink!

interesting desktop.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

LOL PILE ON!

(

CTU_Bauer, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

It's been done.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

bin... never mind

dagnabbit... I want a proper fail. I've made a new read the FAQ today and I'm itching to use it

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

lets do 'em all again one more time shall we!

*is excited*
*really leaves this time*

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

'scuse us, but

which way to the golf sale?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

ask sturdy

woo

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

BEWARE!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

HORSE IS A ALIEN

I wrote in my english coursework that Santa's reindeer are radioactive and have red eyes and glowing green nostrils.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

Actually she says it's extremely good.

Well written and she was pissing herself laughing throughout.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

U Ungraded

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

I will upload it when it's finished.

I need to find one more thing to hate.
It's things I'd put into room 101:
Waiting rooms
Other people's children
Satan Claws (Father Christmas)
txtspk
and ???

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

people who walk slowly on pavements

(

thiswasmyclone, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

people who reserve seats in trains

AND THEN DON'T SIT IN THEM

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

hmm

it would appear that this was a very personal hate and maybe I should have kept quiet

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

Haha

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

I honestly expected lots of people to say

'Oh gosh, me too, those twats!'
but they didn't

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

You might be right.

Personally I prefer it, because it means I can sit in their seats.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

I never thought of that

this must by my fault for being English

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

I'm English too and have been travelling on lots of trains lately.

I find the people with loud music on their headphones or annoying children far more problematic.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

Yourself D:<

Haha what's wrong with other people's children? It's funny when they run around and fall over and stuff.

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

But it's not so funny when you go to visit a friend and have their child clamp onto your leg

using its special powers that make you need the toilet.
IT'S NOT FUN GOING FOR A SHIT WITH SOMEONE'S 6 YEAR OLD WATCHING YOU.
/never experienced that

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

what the fucking hell kind of a situation is that

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

A sexy situation.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

I don't know, I made it up.

My favourite is the Satan Claws one
Father Christmas comes down your chimney, emptying his sack, asks little boys and girls if they've been naughty and offers them sweets.
Next he'll be offering them a ride in his sleigh.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

I'm surprised you didn't put in comic sans.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

I might now that you mention it.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

made-up words

like funbelievabuble. i hate them so much.
and catherine tate, of course.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

Yes, Catherine Tate deserves obliteration.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

indeed.

she needs to be terminated with extreme prejudice.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)

I don't want

to watch Dr. Who any more :(

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

It has a horse

I love horses.
Best of all the animals!
Edit: And golf sales! They rock!
http//:www.misworldgolfing.com

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

not drop bears?

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

I just wish I kept my pet mongy

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

the feed is cheap

but the vodka redbull bill/ guinness costs render the mongy as a pet a lifetime investment

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

why do you think I am giving up the grog?

Next time you aint leaving pal!

Well,
Off to AA and the tattooist
(replacing pleasure with pain;)
See yas!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

DON'T CROSS THE MEMES!

Who/what is the chap stood next to manbear?

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

No idea but I just noticed NoobMaster in the ambulance!

*clicks it*

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

THE COUNT.

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=scrotula

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

WHAT?

BERK ACTUALLY USED TO POST HERE?

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

back when he was called ape something or other.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

Uh oh.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)

aaaahhhahhah!

YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

<---- THIS WAY! FREE AIDS AT THE DOOR!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

And when Bagpuss falls asleep....

(strontium190, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

Spiffing!

*Click*

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

FACES ON THE BOARD.

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

WHILE MR PINEAPPLE IS NOT HERE

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

The little peoaple run wild?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

I don't understand this post

but I like it muchly

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

so that's

what fraser looks like

i dunno, some of the entries have been quite inspired, and lets be honest it's not a subject most people would have thought to do without inspiration

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

How Very Dare You

How dare you have a varying opinion to the rest of us...especially me!!!

(strontium190, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

i do apologise

i appear to have wandered into california again
damnit

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

pylon hater >:(

(

Shada, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is super !
sums the whole fucking thing up nicely.

thread hijack - i'm on a smug bastard appeal, anyone have the rest of the series or know where they came from or anything like that ?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

i can help

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

YEAH YOU COULD IF YOU GOT OFF YOUR ARSE AND PLUGGED IN YOUR LAPTOP !

ahem.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

my laptop is over there

and it might not even know, it might be on my other pc, dont bully me

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

but dont you want to make me smile and all happy.

go on ;)

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

I'd offer to help

but unfortunately my love for scat porn would only hinder my searches and I would come up with no result.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

ahhh

good old veronica moser

(

mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

buggered if I know, but he's been circulating as a b3ta meme since mid-2002 at least.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

Umm...

I found some here but I'm not sure about any others.

(

Hokerou, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

I have learnt

not to click the purple links

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

Arf!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

YES!!!

hell, yes!

those in charge - read and learn

x

(clut, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

Fucking ^this!

click and woo for the pic - made us all LOL at work!

(

mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

Sorry, probably been done loads,

but I've been at work since 8 this morning until just now.

(

handd The World Will End On, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

'fraid so

edit: also why does the coffin keep having a small handle? I would have thought he would be on the inside?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

cos coffins dont have handles on the inside?

maybe?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

Well why in the hell not?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

because they open the other way silly

there should be a doorbell or something inside mind you...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

deaded people dont require handles i'd say

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

Because the corpse cannot hold on.

It's the bumping around inside and subsequent shifts of weight which make competitive pall-bearing such a popular spectator sport.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

genuine laugh out loud

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

*slide* *bump*

"Ouch!"
"Sorry Beadle!"

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

The coffin bearers include a midget?

Will he have little flailing legs as he gets lifted up?

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

hmm sounds amusing....

*writes that into will*
yep that'll do :D

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

does your mum still stalk you?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

No, she has other things on her mind right now

(

ClanSoul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

I was

waiting for it to animate. :(

/dissapointed

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

Why couldn't it have been Britney or Winehouse?

(

McBadger COW, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

Be patient, it'll only be a week or two.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

*hopes, like he's never hoped before*

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

I reckon they'll meet up,

and reach a critical mass of crack and heroin.
This will tear a hole in space time.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

What happens,

if this doesn't happen, and they just smoke and shoot up more and more crack heroin, and make crack-whore babies.

This will make me sad.

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

That's when we need to hire a maniac with an axe.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

i reckon we'd be better off surgically attaching a baggy of smack/crack to their hearts

telling them about it and seeing if they top themselves for it

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

That sounds like an interesting approach.

I'm sure there are more efficient ways, but probably not many more fun ways.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

fuckin' A, I don't know about you but I'd pay to watch that

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

To kill the parents...

or the masses of awful, awful spawn babies? :(

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

Both, of course.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

*gropes like he's never groped before

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

Ooh,

tingly.

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

He has 3 hands?

(

Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

Keith Chegwin's Dead?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

yeh

but his agent is in denial

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

It's another one of those lazy days for the cats.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

REOOWWWWW!

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

I pictured either that, or some kind of blood curdling scream as the sound effect.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

I love

the eyes!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

Thank you.

I spent far too long on them

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

well worth it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

Have some more cool eyes

www.glumbert.com/media/thx

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

That is terrifying.

*cowers*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

My GOD!!!!

that is terrifying!!!
and i was half expecting an evil smile halfway through

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

Weeeeeee....!!!

The eyes are great...

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

:) Cheers.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

Floss while you eat

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Aaaarrgh!

Fuck no!
*click*

That's ace

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

(

Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

Hahahah! XD

Love it! Woo!

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

excellent!

and also ewwww

i love playing spot the tag in your pictures

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

Did you find the one in the AT-AT pic?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

i didn't actually, gimme a minute and i'll look again

edit: is there one? i tried to tell a friend about this picture earlier and kept saying ATM-ATM

edit2: found it! thats subtle

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

BTW

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7220175.stm
I'll be there, taking pics for photoshopping...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

dress as an AT-ST

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

This is

made of awesome!

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

done by anyone else it'd be really good.

but as it's by you it's most excellent

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

I fully and wholeheartedly second ^this

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

Haha ....

makes me wonder what part of him I'd be eating...!!!

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

cocks hicks

blatently

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

you're eating bits of me!!!!!!

i wondered where my hair went after i had it cut :(

clicks

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

clicks i like this repeatedly

some awe

(jonjonjon, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

martika not included

(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

Woo!

That's neat, is that !

(

McBadger COW, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

lovely book

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Oh god, Martika.

9/11/2001 NEVER FORGET

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

Is the image hosting still spannered?

put more coal in and kick it

(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

I have that album!

And it was 1988, not 2001 :)

(

Ratsta, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

win!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

awwwwww!

she looks all of the fierce, but really she is lully

:D

(

McBadger COW, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

She is :D

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

I can practically taste the puberty in here

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Funny.

It's in return for the picture she made me.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

it'll be mix tapes next

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

Tapes? Bah.

And no.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

You're still into Cherry.

Innnit?

(

Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Yep

love her to bits

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

Ah, I don't want any tapes. I don't want any, for any amount of money.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

i'm having the time of my life

(

mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

That makes me think of Family Guy

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

^this.

Ace episode.

(

Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

It is.

And you have bumlice

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

no smug bastard pictures ?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

it's too far

(

mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

dave !

pleeeeeeeeease pleaaaaaaaaaase pleaaaaaaaaase pleaaaaaaaaaaaase !

it'll make me so happy.

*panderfawn*

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

don't though

you may get arrested for it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

wise words

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

voice of experience

and i'm allergic to the damn rubber on the tag strap

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

It's like watching a soap.

Can we run a sweepstake on their first internet kiss?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

5-1 badger and warlord neckin' within the week

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

Count me in

I like these odds

(

McBadger COW, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

With or without tongue?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

With.

If we're going to do it, best do it right.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

OK.

Don't be offended if I vomit while watching it.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

It's ok, I'll just put it on a cup of shit and share it with McBadger.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

Awesome.

*gets out wanking cap*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

hahahahahahahaha 'BOKE' hahahahaha!!

(

McBadger COW, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

Haha

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

DON'T EAT ME

D:

woo!

(

Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

awww

that's wonderfull, the colours and the sentiment

(

mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

do more like this

(

mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

Nooo

I can't draw!
It took me ages to just do this :(

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

well then fix your sarcasm meter :)

(

mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

Fix your...erm...

uhh..YOU HAVE BAD AIDS

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

HAHAHAHAA!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

BRA KING:

(

d d, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

JOCK STRAP QUEEN:

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

THE KING HAS SPOKEN:

HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

I don't like you either

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

heehee very nice! nice teeth

TJ:has anyone else seen this news?
www.tvsquad.com/2007/10/30/american-version-of-spaced-to-be-developed/

simon pegg had this to say:
"I feel utterly bemused by the issue of Spaced being transferred anywhere. It is an extremely personal show that grew out of a very specific set of circumstances. There is no way on Earth it could ever be reversioned without becoming something completely different. If you take away all those specifics, what you're left with is a very conventional log line for a fairly mediocre sitcom. "Two strangers decide to pose as a professional couple in order to secure an apartment". I'm sure anyone who appreciates the show would agree that 'set up' is probably the least relevant aspect of the show's appeal. I am really pissed off that we weren't even contacted out of courtesy or respect. Long live Spaced 1.0."

is nothing sacred?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

shit show

(

mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Apparently not.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

i'm so very upset by this

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

I've been sitting on my leg.

my foot is dead.

(

Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

It'll probably go the way of Red Dwarf (America)

i.e. as far as an appalling pilot and quietly forgotten about.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

with any luck the pilot'll bomb

worse than the yankee red dwarf and the studio will cut funding. or even better it'll get canned after filming

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

www.variety.com/article/VR1117975292.html?categoryid=2526&cs=1

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

That's rather excellent

*Have some dice*

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Chicago likes teh dice.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Awwww!

^.^ This made me happeh! *hugs*
*profiles*

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

Glad you like it.
I do :)

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

Hahah

And you got the hair perfect. XD

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Thanks

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

Nice art

Can you do more art?

and less self absorbed complaints about things and girls and your feelings and stuff?

but seriously, the art is fine.

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

A fine example of the carrot and stick approach.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

I don't do enough art?

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

haha

this rocks!

(

Milkman Dan, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

Cheers :)

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

eh, not much funny about pylons anyhow

But there should be some rule about them being more attractive.

Apologies for shitness

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

I don't know why people keep saying 'ooh there's nothing funny about pylons'

It wouldn't be a CHALLENGE if you were given an obviously funny topic.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

in that case

i'm glad I said "eh" instead of "ooh". But yeah, I know what you mean, I was just trying to shift blame onto innocent pylons.

Bad worksman and all that.

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

Bindun thrice within five minutes on the first night.

Epic mindpiss.
Edit: Where the hell are my manners? Woo! *click*

(

ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

it's a pylon. by the nile. that makes it a nylon?

(poinless pearoast to add to half arsed compo)

(

doph no time like the precedent, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

Is this a spaceman fixing a spylon?

(What the fuck is a spylon?)

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

like a cylon

only much much better.*

* may not actually be better

(

doph no time like the precedent, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)

the force is strong in this one

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

*squints*

hahahahaha

edit:
his name is 'quint' so he's squinting, geddit? i'll get me coat

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Poor Chewie,

he doesn't get it, does he?

(tomsk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

That's silly!

Gets a thumbs up.

The pic, that is, not the "moon".

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

shit , what a great tag , i missed that one

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

Are they politely laughing at one of George's onset dire jokes

or latest plot developments?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

fact: I am currently making a 2 minute long remake of new hope

with nothing more than tinfoil and card. Expect it in about a week.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

i once attempted to make a version of aha's video to take on me

but with the cast of 'aliens'

i gave up rather quickly

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

this is for a competition i'm entering.

it involved x-wing costumes made of cardboard boxes, tin foil death stars, egg box special effects and christmas lights.

i'm hoping it'll be awesome

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

youtube the fucker when you're done

and wang it on /links

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

the compo requires a youtube upload anyway

and there's also a public vote based on youtube votes, so i think a bit of ye olde spam may be required ...;)

It's going to be a lot of fun though.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

I always loved Star Wras

www.youtube.com/watch?v=24qfpGm86dc
Excellent origami action

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

ha ha ha

was expecting huge explosion at the end

always like the unexpected

quality

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

Can't you include a bit of stale cucumber for added realism?

I mean come on fella

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

it's got the cockpit of the Falcon made of sofas

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

by which i mean WOOOO

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

That is no moon!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

lol

you saw the whole of the moon... do do do do

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

i made you a wallpaper

Click for bigger (355KB)
Made with paint.net

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

is it a schooner?

(

mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

MORE FILTH

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

give me a while, i haven't finished my tea

(

mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

cor !

had him...still got the bruises on my back.

ok that was wrong. i'm sorry.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

haha

you dumb shit. It's a boat.

(

The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

a schooner is a sail boat

you stupid head

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

Yay!

\o/

"You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit! "

(

The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

i am unsure as to the precise definition of the word 'nubian'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

I love

Kevin Smith...but not in a gay way.

he wont let me...

(

The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

i have grown out of him

clerks is superb though

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

Easily enough done

I find I still watch his new movies when they come out, kind of like visiting an aged grandparent, it can sometimes be a bit of a chore, but is generally a pleasant experience and gives me something to laugh at...

(

The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

i'd suggest you tried his brother

but he's been married for two years so i doubt his husband would be too happy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

*begs to differ*

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

It's the first world in Mario Galaxy

but in reverse.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

thats such a very very awesome game

I'm about half way through at the moment and the game keeps on giving.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

I see a bee.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

Thank oo!

*right clicks; saves as background*

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

yaaay

....

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

make it tile

(

Bed has a bee!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »