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# Baaaaaaaaaad Joke!




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# filth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# no, third . . .
third . . .*re-reads*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha!!
'nings unc!
how art thou?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# 50p for a go on your jumblies!?
here's a quid!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# THeY SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE.
Woo! + lol.

& 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *tries to spang*
*can't for laughing*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Do I have to be british to get this?
Can someone tell me what this is about?
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# no, you have to be able to read
you have to be able to readthat's all


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I've read it five times in a row now.
Is it like "tom, duck and harry" or something?
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# the two ducks have been in and out of puddles.
the third duck is puddles,
it's saying they've been shagging puddles rotten all day.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# How did I miss that!
I'm slapping my forehead right now.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# allow me!
*rolls newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# The ducks have been
in and out of puddles, the duck rather than an actual puddle. They have been raping aformentioned duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# It's about buggery, Eric Harmsen.
Duck buggery.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Haha!
I hope it is.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *backs away quietly*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Harr!
Lovely jubbly =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Qvakkk!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Yohohoho!
Very good, David.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha!
*ZWOMP* *SPANG* *ZWOMP* *SPANG* *ZWOMP* *SPANG* *ZWOMP* *SPANG* *ZWOMP* *SPANG* *ZWOMP* *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Morning!


I'm still doing these...

Previously
Previously2
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# jazz
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# That's no moon...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Cool!
I like your 'previously' ones too.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# argh!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# nicely!
Sorry if anyone can get onto BBC New. They're talking about ass-burger disease!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# i know several people with that.
in fact, i think we all have it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Tits do we!
We've all got cnuting Tourettes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# well i never...
TITS!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# brilliant
see, thats what i aspire to
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!
very nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# blimey
nice one, it took a depressingly-long five seconds before i suddenly realised what was out of place...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# This is ace.
Have a very appropriate pea

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# That's fabulous!
I think that started this whole thing off!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# :D
*inspires*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Nicely done =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Ooh lovely!
I did this a long time ago: Image Hosted by ImageShack.us bit satirical!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely enfattened! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# These are Good
Make a book of these.
(Dr GUID, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# That's great!
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# These are lovely.
And I if could I could just find the graphic......

*looks in bucket 'o delights*

Aha!

have an Esler for your trouble:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Proudest moment of my life
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# DAVE MORMON'S DOUGAL SMACK ADVENTURE
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# what?
/Tennant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Its a play on
'Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure'
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# A super seamy, specialsized smack adventure?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# well I am still learning
and I only use paint.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I was only looking for words to alliterate with :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# try to keep it under 50k
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# YES!
with paint we can take over the world!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# ah
the joys of paint

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# thats a very ace sad seagull!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ta!
it's also a repost from a few days back. i cheated, anyway -- that graining comes from loading it up in gimp and rotating it before using paint's patented "make GIFs that fucking suck" feature and rotating it back in the gimp.

i like the look anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# now i don't believe in anything.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# welcome to my world
in all fairness to me, the thought of manually adding all that speckling in paint was a touch unpleasant

others in my recent "grainy paint GIFs" series:

the chamelosnake
Senor Snake
Bunny and Pylon
SkUGosaurus

It's like kiddy art covered in hundreds and thousands... :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# thanks
i'm quite pleased with them actually. it makes a change from endlessly shopping bernie ecclestone onto shakira :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# have you tried this
www.getpaint.net/

by all accounts it's fairly good, i've had a little play with it and thought it was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# no i'd not heard of that
i'll give it a try this evening when i'm back home (this machine's linux so i can't use it here)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Paint pearoast tiem?


EDIT: Why do I only have that as a .png?

Why do I even have it as a .png anyway?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Thankyou
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hmmm... I read that like the Brain (of "pinky and the..." fame)


ninja edit for the bizarre typo
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# PINKY!
narf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# not a looker in the bunch
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I dunno
Bottom right, blonde with the tongue out is pretty nice.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# not even 'slightly mongy' above dougall?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ah Tuesday. Once more I suckle on your foul breast!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I love it when you get sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# blimey
you've gone all wordy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Yeah
Carol Vorderman dry humped me with a strap on last night:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# minor office lol
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Randomly-spaced walri go mad with axes and kill everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# walri? I hearily approve of this
I've still desperately trying to convince my better half that the plural of toothbrush is toothbri.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I hearily you
;¬)

/Ooh, ooh, I quit smerking too last Thursday. Feeling good about it too.
How you going?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Collective nouns and plurals are some of my faveses.
Ninjae.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# He won't be smug for long...


Monkey BeerTM. It's not for smug cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Sometimes I wonder who smug cunt is
And wonder what he is doing now - blissfully unaware of what he has become on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Nah.
He probably knows and that's made him even more smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# ^^ this
i've wondered that before. i've also wondered who brandow actually is and so on. and whether clive is even still alive and if he is whether he's now fat and old...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# he is a lawyer in canada
or america somewhere. he has a webpage
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# That's not bad going
for a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# clive is the law, you are the crime
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ah, so that is true?
I thought that was just someone joking around.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# FANTASTIC!
I'm so badly tempted to email him with a selection of Brandow posts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Probably eating a croissant, reading a paper, and generally being smug
Although how odd would it be if he joined B3ta?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hahahahahah yes
Same goes for vibrating head girl :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# this is what it would look like


Edit: ouch, that were a bit big. Smaller now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# maybe he knows... maybe it was all a cunning plan, one to which we have no idea the pawns we have become in his underhand game...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# it's me
just before the black tuesday stock market crash.now look what i've become.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# i heard he grew his hair long, dyed it ginger and started some sort of website...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# heheh
congrats, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Thanks!
Hopefully they'll be out of hospital today.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# PICS?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# no!, it's not for humans
(pdjpdj, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Skate again li'l kitty.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# he's good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# 1337 kittin skillzorz
me likey
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# That's Rick McCrank!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# No it's not.
The source pic was of Dustin Dollin. Unless you mean Rick McCrank looks like a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I meant the source pic.
I thought it was from Yeah Right. Gosh how embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Jurassic Pylon


My first image on this site. Its not that good but hope you like.
(time2die, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# people will like it more if you stop speaking in txt spk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# lk 4 rl
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# srsly?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# NO WAI!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ya wai
that's orthodox jewish txt spk
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Blasphemer!
*stones*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# OMGDRUQZLOLROLFMAYO!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!one!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Sry.
blsfmr!

*stns*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# yr a gr8 m8
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# omg yr so rght!!
r u nt dwn with kids thse dys???!?!!/111/?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# ya srsly
wts ur prblm?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# welcome aboard.
just a thought as the big version is still pretty illegible, for your next dvd/video cover just do the front bit, make it 280px wide under 50k and bingo, bob's your uncle, fanny's your aunt, and mine's tea with milk and two.

again, welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Welcome aboard!
People got a bit weird when I said lol last week but all in all, they're a crazy bunch!

This place is really fun.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Kerrayzee
Where are those nude photos you promised me, Eric?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# What?
Do we know each other IRL?
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yeh
I'm that cute girl you were chatting to last week - you promised me photos :'-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Haha!
She stopped answering all my messages before last week.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# So go on
which regular are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Please, don't start talking about that "regular trolling" stuff again.
What did I do to get people saying I'm regular trolling?
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Bwahahaha
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Really, I'm still kinda weirded out by this
someone said that it means a person who's already signed up is pretending to be someone else.

That's kinda spooky. I knew someone once who pretended to be two people. He was mentally ill and he tried to attack me one time.

I'm just trying to fit in here, you guys all seemed pretty cool and I wanted to join in.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# If your spelling wasn't so good I'd say 9onzo
but he's quite dyslexic.
So I'll plump for baldmonkey.
Or any of that lot from over there really.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Ok, I'm going to start putting people on ignore if they keep talking like this.
It's really starting to get to me. I'M NOT "REGULAR TROLLING".
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# What, and miss all the fun?
'Putting people on ignore' is a very old phrase from here btw ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Ok, that's it.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Oh hai eric
don't go
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Did you push him too far?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It's all bullshit
May even be Fanj...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# They always end up trying too hard and being too obvious ;D
That's what makes the difference between a ham and a fine actor.

what what
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I'm putting 10p on it being mongy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# not me
i troll properly
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ROFLLOLOMGWTF!!!
*coughs* ..s'cuse me
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Wot hppytst sed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# .

Sorry I deleted the old one, it is Tuesday after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha!!
me likey very muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Didn't we just see this?
EDIT: I didn't remember to click it first time, though
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# whew, got a bit confused there, thought I had seen it before...
still, very woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# what did you change?
*re-clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I made it smaller...
er I fink? Did I, oh heck, I'm getting in a bit of a tiz now...
Your Pylon FP by the way was aceness beyond compare!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# it wants to be 280 wide for a chance of the front page
that's still a touch on the wide side
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# What do they turn into if you feed them after midnight?
/deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Nice one noob!
4yrs 11 months 1 day noob!!


clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Ooh...
...you harsh little tinker you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# That's great.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# a popular misconception
that isn't actually the kremlin, its St Basil's cathedral.

*coughs*

*readjusts NHS glasses*

*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
*saves*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# That is superb!
And beautifully shopped as well =] have a click for your troubles
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# good
but it's not the kremlin.

that's the cathedral of st basil.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Saving Private Pylon


Click for bigger (198KB)

So, So sorry,... it's probably bin'dun already =(
(Looneytwuns, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Haven't seen it yet
So you can have a click from me.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# *peas shamelessly*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Ning!

I made something silly whilst waiting for someone to arrive...

'80s Icon-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# That's Just wrong!
Back in your hole young man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Just seemed the thing to do
I was doing a search for "80's Icon" and these were actually side by side in the search results!

*edit* see:
I mean, what's a man to do with THIS much bait!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah google made you do it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# i thought i told you not to hang around with that google.
he's a bad influence.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Ah, that old chestnut. A classic excuse for many-a-crime!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Yes, see
it talks to me in my mind and tells me to do things for Cheeses!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Spontanious Mr T-ing
that's just excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha! :)
This is why I joined b3ta.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# not for the group orgies?
*orgies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Haha, do you remember the lawnmower man?
Imagine if that future had played out, nobody would leave the house anymore!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# The lawnmower man had group orgies!?
*checks teenage memory banks for missing tape*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# They used virtual reality and the internet
and had weird bodysuits with cables strapped all over them.

I don't know if I'd want to use the same suit twice.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# thankfully that film has all but disappeared into the drak recesses of my memory!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# What, where?
All I got was an invitation to a sheepdog contest. In inner London.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# thats the one!
BYOD
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# :D
Happy to please!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# :) It passed a few minutes, as will doing these replies!
After that, I'll just start moaning at the screen a bit about him being late. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# tardiness.
a b3tans only weakness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# This man I await is not a b3tan,
he is 75, I've known him 15 years now, and I call him Grandaddy,

tho he isn't, he's just a very good old friend of mine...

*edit* and just arrived, catch ya'all later peeps
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# cool!
one of my good friends is an old boy of 66.
he tells the bestest stories!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# He's a lovely lovely old fashioned gentleman, in the mold long since lost of a true Englishman
Has impressive whiskers and the lot, it's normally me who looks after him, physically at least, but today he's returning the compliment.

He's just popped out to get me some milk for the tea as I've run out, what a star!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Today I has mostly been listnin to...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Ah that's made my morning!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# This is very bright and happy
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Happy B3taday, sir
CAKE AND JELLIES AND STREAMERS!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Many happy r3turns!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Wow, you've been here for five years?
Any advice you can offer a noob like me?
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Remember to get some work done
if you are at a job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I just got home - I live in Perth, Australia.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Don't use that kind of foul language on this board!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# oooh, happy B3taday!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# merry b3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# still c an't read that....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta - Ewe'll Never Leaf!
I mean - what else did you expect it to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I thought it was
Ewe'll Never Loaf
Because b3ta is the anti-bread.
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# happy b3taday old chap


i really must do another one of these, a better one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Ace!
Cheers fella, and thanks all! :)

I've got to get some work done now, see ya all later :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hooray!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# What's happening, you bunch of freaks?


This last week I don't know how much disgusting stuff I've seen. You guys got me started last tuesday on the goatse, so here's a picture of me at the start of my enlightenment. The internet has some pretty horrible stuff on it, doesn't it!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# happy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I had no idea that I'd be so scarred after just a month on the internet.
I didn't realise people were capable of things like this. I guess I had a pretty sheltered upbringing.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hey wow, I can add friends now!
That's pretty cool!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# This is some bizarre new feature
that apparently has been around for a while, but I only noticed two days ago.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# It definitely wasn't there yesterday when I was here.
My L plate has gone (even though I think I need it a bit longer), so maybe that's related?
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I think it's when someone adds you as a friend
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Oh cool!
This is what I came here for!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Did you just add me?
'cos I've got it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Yes!
This is really fun.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Thanks
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# this isn't a chat room for making friends
this is primarily a make photoshopped images and animations forum.
The friends bit is irrelevent.

If you want to just chat, try the /talk board (top of the page, second tab along)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I remember you from last week
Everyone else has been really cool, why are you being like this?

I'm making pictures, I've read the FAQ like ten times or something and I'm just trying to have fun here.

I don't want to put you on ignore but I will if you keep telling me to leave. No one else seems to have a problem with me.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hehehehe!
do it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I've never used ignore before.
I don't know if I want to, but he's really putting me off.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahahaha
feel free, I'm just offering you polite advice. take it whichever way you want
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Telling me to leave isn't polite advice.
I'm putting you on ignore.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I didn't tell you to leave
I suggested you try the talk page. It's still B3ta and some of the people on this page are on there too. But as the name suggests, its more about talking than this page is.


for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Could be
In which case, I just haven't been paying attention, and the add friend option's been there for ages
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# The result of yesterday's suggestion:
Didn't have time to post it then.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# a Smart car barrel rolling through a street full of 'Allo Allo fan club members
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# A smartcar with tits!
or have fern or scarlet riding a unicycle!
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# The Biscuit People
little people that live amoungst the bikkies!


Dear Lord! Wher did that come from?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Squirrelpeople on a boat
With a giant eel coiling up from the depths towards them.


Still rooting for this :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# leonard saving the world
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Chiang Kai-Shek receiving a £100 fine for illegally hoarding guano in his Wakefield council house
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Zits
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Two of work collegues at home pretending to be ill
when in reality they have gone to Rio and are dancing a samba with some flamingos
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# heheheh
happy b3taday!

my girlfriend is exceptionally jealous of your job
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# :)
Not many jobs where you get to say nings to a tiger when you go for a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# A grumpy fox
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Oh! Oh!
Sherlock Holmes stumbling into a Victorian bawdy house, where he is shocked to find young ladies showing their ankles and décolletage wantonly.

Pip can be Dr. Watson.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Spider and Scorpion !!
there's not been nearly enough of this sort of think lately!!


Meh
(Johnus the Arse, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# tits!
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I should write for the NME
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Ha ha...
In every way.

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Pfffffft
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I know not who this is
I mean, I think it's someone that the BBC recently touted as the Sound of 2008 but I'm not sure even on that. This doesn't mean I can remember her name or would recognise anything she sang (I'd confuse it for Alison Moyet, by the looks of this...)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# No, you really wouldn't
confuse it with Alison Moyet.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# She chases penguins
even if it leads nowhere.


Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I thought she was chasing payments
/works in finance blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Adele
number one selling album this week.
only 2 good tracks on it, the rest is just Alison Moyet without any range or effort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hmm
sounds...... "really good". i think i'll avoid her. cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# i borrowed the album the other other day
after seeing her on richard and judy, a couple of tracks are ok.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I read that as 'I borrowed the album off Richard and Judy'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha!
richard and judy keep me up to date with what's happening on today's music scene, can't remember the last time i listened to a wireless, other than in someone's car or a shop.it'd be years ago rather than months though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha. 'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D seeing as you asked...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# i still think this is one of the best.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Ahahahahah!
Excellent :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# And at what age did you do that to yourself?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Haha!
nice one

morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Oh well
www.myimager.com is shagged, all blocked by work filters! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# don't be daft
you're not wanking yourself silly over her. it's at least 36 hours before they turn against her
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# It's dead so I did this. Don't like the outcome but ho hum.
Bounding magestically through the icing...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I loike cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# How graceful.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Tigercake!
Now I want cake.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Needs more ice skaters

'ning Ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# That cake looks
yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah
but the think I was a cat hair in it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Or loads of Esso petrol...
'tis most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# The cake is a lie!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit closer.... just a bit closer...


EDIT: Aaaaaand ningles!

EDIT AGAIN: I heartily aplogise for killing the board...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha
'ningles.

EDIT: Barhamster! I think you'll find I order the No 11 tumbleweed not the No 4!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# indeed
all the tumbleweed
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha!!
all the birds on the wire would poop on her!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:57, archived)
# the hills are alive
with the smell of burning

'nings JS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# If the Nazis can't do it
You can bet your arse the pylons can! Come on, round up that family!
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# That'd be a shock for historians...


Sorry, I really am
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hehehe, damn do I hate that film/musical
Oh, and ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Pork Farms presents.....


Is the image uploader no longer thumbnailing things for size?
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:32, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:34, archived)
# that would be preferable to watching him....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# That's a bit on the biggity size but woo though
I'm going to do a sneaky pea from yesternoon.



cfb
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:42, archived)
# her hair is raaaaaadical!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:44, archived)
# She uses tim-ewe-tei shaaaaaaampoo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:54, archived)
# darn!!
i can't think of any puns this morning!!
so tired....*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Feeling Sheepy?
;)

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# i need to lie down and count.....SHEEP!!
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# no
fail!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# AIIIEE!!
BLEEDIN' 'ECK, I'VE OUT FOR HALF AN HOUR AND NOTHINGS HAPPENED!

whoops, capslock...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# the ramification could be terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# ...I'll just hoof this pun in here...
If you wool let me, of course
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Adele
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:30, archived)
# yike!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:32, archived)
# a good strong chin...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:34, archived)
# have you made her hair redder or something?
what have you changed?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:35, archived)
# ^THIS^
Ning chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# McManus?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I thought the very same thing while making it.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# /Have
damn that alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# CherryHead


Click for bigger (199KB)
(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 6:32, archived)
# did you paint the wall?
i must know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 6:53, archived)
# hey Post Bear
I did not, this is a very cool mural in Berwyn, IL. I took family photos there and just photo-shopped for fun.
(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 7:03, archived)
# ah, thanks.
i was half joking, but one never knows. good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 7:25, archived)
# Berry funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 6:57, archived)
# CornHead


'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 7:55, archived)
# I bet he's got an 'ear' for a good song....
fuck off, it's early...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# *fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:17, archived)
# *offs fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Sir, I';m arresting you for the murder of fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:24, archived)
# he had it coming!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:25, archived)
# I read that as the mother of fuck
Then I blinked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:38, archived)
# *OFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:24, archived)
# pour some amarillo on it and we're in business!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:21, archived)

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