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# I don't really know why...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# needs more cream
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Pffft...
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Silly!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Abject silliness
I approve
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# It doesn't matter why.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# This.
TJ: Stop being such a thread deleting cunt, you thread deleting cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I think he's having hosting problems.
If so, he should try www.b3tards.com/ is he's reading this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Things like this don't need a reason :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I did!

but I forgot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# or earlier still..

enough for today methinks
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# blimey
they look a little shocked
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# look at her eyes.....
she wants that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# "hmm, how can I sneak that into my handbag..."|
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I've never heard it called that before.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Sadly, I have.
Many times.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# could be tricky....
i hope she has a alternate hiding place ready....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# look at the eyes on Peter Lorre.
I think he's already had it.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# haha!!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
that is arf worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hehehe
'ave a doirty repost
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Bless you!
That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
#

Big!

The beginning of the R&J storyline.

Click here to vote for my comic! The votes have been reset, so your clicks would be really handy today!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# he's a genius!!
does it work for wives?
no, i'll get tired twice as fast....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# You could just start a religion
and make it the law for all the wives to cavort for you. It's worked before.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ivesism!
come and pray my children!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Children?
Eww! ;)

Judging by an article I read a couple of months ago, Mormonism got there first on that one too. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *likes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# As usual..voted...etc.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Or a little earlier..

I've done loads of these..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha!!
soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
top work *clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahah!
office-lol DAMN YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# My work here
is done.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# "I've done loads of these.."
...well share them, then...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# just for you..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# lovely jubbly
Many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *shakes fist angrily*
"Curses!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Dick Fuller approves
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Safety net too tight...too tight
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# did the parents get out alright too?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm not
...sure, hope so. Poor buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# a russain father threw his baby out of a fourth(?) stroy window to some firemen to save it from the flames.
the baby was completly unharmed!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Judging by some of the other photos
The fire brigade just stuck a ladder up and everyone climbed down.
(Potatoman, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# oh good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Too-whit-meow!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ace!!
*loads Blunderbuss*
BOOM!
we eat well tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'm tired of wells.
Can't we have something different?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# there are some kids that would cut their legs off for wells!
now sit down and bloody eat it!!

or you'll have it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Well then they can have mine.
And I'll cut their legs off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *clips round ear*
right, it's going in the fridge for tomorrow.
NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# that's very good.
to whit, woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# i see
no boat

woo
(katesbush, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Yay! that's sooper!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# as is this ^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Kaw! Kaw!

The Dinner Albatross is currently soaring over the skies of Bangkok delivering Thai food to specially selected homes.
Here we spot him conjuring up a steak to dice and put in to a hot curry.

The Lunch penguin should be along shortly for those in the GMT timezone.
What has he prepared for you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Can the dinner albatross visit me please?
I haven't decided what to have yet. It will probably involve toast.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# nothing.
he doesn't like me anymore after the, ah, flying incident...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Don't the Thai tend to prefer chicken?
/confused blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# The beefs are also popular.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_Thailand
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I'm hungry now.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Sarnies.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Gannet on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Ahh - John Cleese, live at the HB
"It's fucking albatross flavour, of course! Cunt!"
such repartee..
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I haven't even had breakfast yet
Where is the Breakfast Cormorant? Did I miss him?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# You'll be more successful with the Breakfast Pigeon.
www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Breakfast_Pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I see!
*sees*

"The Breakfast Pigeon sniffs around for mushrooms." Teheh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# on the subject of film tomfoolery..

i wouldn't necessarily say it to his face though...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# so much tomfoolery
that the film doesn't even show up?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i keep bloody doing that..
it's a blessed nuisance. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I used to do it all the time
It's ok, you corrected it rather than deleting it :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# redexing for me
edit- not anymore. nice pic! have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# erm
hostage probs?!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hostage probing.
Best of all sports.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You ^ are both obviously psychic.
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I knew you were going to type that.
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# haha!!
he's no problem now!
he's old and weak, look..
*flies to california*
*pushes arnie over*
*flies back*
what a girly wussbag.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# His bodyguards are quite burly chaps tho.
:@ ]
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# oh yeah!
*tenses*
gragh!!
bring it ON!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# One of Wodehouse's later efforts...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# That Bertie Wooster.
Fucking chav.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha!
A tragic story of the alcoholic demise of a statesman.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# i'd read it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha...
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Mmmm nyaah, certainly sir.
Perhaps sir was not aware that as a lad I used to fuck off for my local school, and for a few short glorious months, I even fucked off for my county?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Unleash the pies!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# As long as i get 10% of the goods.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Haha!
I love the kitten posts here!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# At the risk of starting something horrible,
salmon ought to stop him.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# there is a time and plaice for that sort of thing,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I wouldn't bream of doing anything inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I hope he gives mackeral the stuff he stole.
(back, all)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# These puns aint got no sole
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# for cod's sake, stop it now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Get trout of here, it's not safe
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# you'll be singing a different tuna if you keep this up
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Well if there's going to be singing, I'm glad I'm hard of herring.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I'll play bass
Again.

Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# And I'll not shark my duties as a guitarist.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# (I have to repeat, I'm sorry)
For cod's hake, why do people always start to snapper at puns? They're not exactly high up the scale of annoyances. Although, i suppose they are just used by people who won't mackeral attempt at humour. Still, I'm sure they don't make you feel eel or anything. So stop whaling about it.

How many puns in a roe?


*ducks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Now you've used all those up we'll all start to flounder.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Oh, you git
and, fucksticks, i meant to finish that pun stream with

fin
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Pollocks you did.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# that makes you sound like a cockle
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Don't worry, there's a whole grouper fish puns he hasn't used.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Why does it always end up with fish puns?
Anyhow... I learnt to shoal off with puns in school.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# can't blenny-one stop this?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# This pun rampage IS going rather swimmingly
guess we'll have to sea river or not it carries on...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Are you just throwing out these puns Parrot Fishion?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Not at owl
I figured the mention of parrot meant we could branch out...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Oh God, it'll never end.
That pun was like a Sparrow straight through my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ahaha
Nice :D

Wren will this end, though?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Are you Robin my puns?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Maybe we should shut the Dory on this whole issue.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# His behaviour was quite bass.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# In the goddamn plaice?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Someone call a Sturgeon, that pun cut deep.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# oh stop carp-ing on about it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I fish people would!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# he robbed the balls of string shop next!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# How did he rob someone with a slough arm?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# oops...
(harrypsauce, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Marvlius!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Those were some scary pictures.
I hope I never have to do something like that.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Why would you ever have to drop your child out of a window?
Bar it being on fire.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# To teach it some manners?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I dunno, maybe the room is full of acid fumes?
Or it could be full of rabid dogs
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Surely then you'd throw them the baby and escape while they were busy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I was talking about if it was MY baby!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# That's pretty harsh, dude.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Do not come to B3ta for polite chit-chat or afternoon tea.
'Cos it won't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# NOW YOU TELL ME
fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Yeah, I've learned all about that.
But your own kids? That's pretty full on. I guess I should stop talking about it.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I was probably joking.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Everything is fair game.
Whether or not you decide to take offense is up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# To test a trampoline?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Wuss.
I chuck babies out the window all the time.

Well - potential babies, anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
I only just got that.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# You're gay.
Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Bye
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# heheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
*sneezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *coughs*
lollity
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Album anyone?
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ferris doberman bells?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# lol
close!
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Demi-Broderick's Dogbed of Bells?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ah, "fourbell dog-ferris", by Tentaclit.
one of my faves.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# sleeping ferris dog with bells on?
in other news, a post has gone missing...


edit omg that too long for me to get Chew-bueller bells
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Synthesiser classics, volume 6
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# One less bitch.
NWA.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# OBVIOUSLY U GUYS KNOW IT
But for those who don't, chew-bueller-bells.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Never heard of it.
Is it Slipknot?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Aww
I would love to hear Slipknot cover the whole of Tubular Bells.
How dya make a 'ding' sound angry?
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Distortion
and dissonances, make it jarring.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Distortion and growling, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# By beating the fucking living shit out of it.
Always winds them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Distorted growls, Dissonance by the jarful, and jarringly distorted growling dissonance.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Magic
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Distortion. Dissonance. Magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Some sort of dissonant growling and distortion
seems to be the order of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Scream it, with expletives
And distortion.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# And wear a shit mask.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# or perhaps just a latex one...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# It's not as sexy.
Which makes it sexier.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Literally?
Made of actual defecation?

(If that's not a word, it should be)
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
#
*groan* :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# doof!
*SPANGS*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# mind fuck gabba rape core 6?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# 7
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Wicked album.
KT Tunstall, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Leonard, volume 6?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Is it the soundtrack of Xanadu?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# The Best Dog-Loving Christmas Album EVER

* till the next one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Pan pipe mood rock classics
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I AM JUST TAKING IT AS A HUGE COMPLIMENT
That everyone is talking about it, and nobody has yelled 'seams' like usual. Hopefully this means I am improving
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# It seams like you are.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# don't take it to heart
if everyone yells "seams". they do it to each other, too. if they don't like it you get about 2 meg of animated ways of saying "fail".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Sorry, didn't quite catch that...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Fried Green Magnets at the Whistle Stop Cafe OST
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# seams like a waste of a post to me!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I like that!
But I'm not going to click it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# More 80's film tomfoolery
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# looks like she's been using her fitness video.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# you can't polish a turd
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# fucking right
that girl has such a pramface
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# A face you could punch all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# ...
fitness video photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# quality.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# When bad 70's TV programmes collide...

incidentally, 30,000 posts and NO nudity! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# i 'ate you butler!!
congratumaltions!!
not too long until my 30000...
hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# christ
haha, 30,000 post, christ
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Dave the Hat's almost at 70k
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# i never check people profiles
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# no point
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# oh.
ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha awesome work

well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# nice one sir
congrats, but get your kit off.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Also this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
Congrats!
Can I send it to the other Mr the Clownfish? He runs a bus garage.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# please do :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Brilliant
I say make it a double-feature with Night of the Living Blakeys
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# good work that man
and congrafubulatulationorialations!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# 'grats matey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Superb!!!!
and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# WOO YAY HOUPLA!
30K of Krusty Brand Kwality!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# congrats are in order squire!
so; congrats!


(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# this programme must be made
even if there's only six of them.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# The seventh member of the team is the bus
Tch.
(I helped save b3ta! divy, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Bindun a while ago I'm afraid...
although not with so many characters.

Or a london bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# 'ning peeps

Click for biggerer and betterer (370k)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha!
What IS this?
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# In japanese tradition, badgers have enormous testicles.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanuki
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Japan is totally crazy, a friend of mine went there a while ago.
Tokyo looks awesome.
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Tokyo is awesome
as is the rest of Japan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I feel like I'm missing something
may I ask WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# link down there


vv
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Haha!
What the shit?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# haha!
ace!

also, poor old mr walken...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha! wtf
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# haha it's from this ^_^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8xuVnB-Pk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha!
*favourites
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Was it from
JJTV?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# haha ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# HAHA!
I've finally got something weird to send back to my friends!

Thanks!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Is it supposed to look like that lady has
just fired the ball out of her spam purse?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# heheheh!
I think I'll have to go and watch Pom Poko when I get in now
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Big balled racoon dogs!
Heehee!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# SYSTEM FAILURE. RESTARTING IN NEW DEFAULT MODE: FLUFFEH TIEM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Yaaaaaay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Cool!
This is beautiful!
(Eric Harmsen, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *winces*
i'll get the tweezers and ointment...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# AWWW!
YAY!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# awwww! Hehehehe
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Haha!
=]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# this is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

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