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# i'd like to see more magazines like these.

I'm none too happy with the cover photo,and its for a project,suggestions welcome

Drink My Piss (89KB)
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Needs more Manley
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# who manley
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# that's harsh
you'll hurt his feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# -persists-
who manley?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Manley reporting or being reported on?
Are you a strange thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Sorry, I vomitted and so went home/
I meant nothing, I was just blithering.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# And I'm gonna be......high......as a kite.......by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# to answer the question: "Who actually buys TIME magazine?"
I think the answer is "My dentist, and some GPs"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I've never even seen it for sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Dunno why he looks so proud....


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# That looks a lot
like my last outdoor watercolour painting effort.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# who knew kevin smith liked painting?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# this was just hanging around in my brain...


Click for bigger (38KB)
(bobbysands, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I recognise that child.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# why would a naked child be drinking tea?
they certainly don't drink tea round my parts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Try tempting them with sweets instead
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I like the danger of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry potato head, we've ran out of spuds
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# There's something obscene about that
but i'm not sure what it is.

if you think you know why I think this is obscene, send your answer on a stamped addressed envelope to "Colonel_Dracula, Accountancy Dept, Somerset".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# PataP0RN
erm, new rhythm method PSP game... somebody had to!
click for a bigga one.
(I helped save b3ta! maclondon, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# patapon looks ace!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# pon pon pata pon
patapon is fuckin awesome
though it invades your brain,
(I helped save b3ta! maclondon, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# no reason
a 2 minute timekiller before a smoke break

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# the scream on a roundabout?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# oooh i like that
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Jessica Alba and her many many tashes




(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Something here is not quiet right.....
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Is it my erection?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# no, that quite normal
apart from the colour and the oozing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Would.
Would.

Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Ugh, you can have my share.
I see she's fit, but she's a bitch and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Oh ta!
*puts in pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# optimize fial.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# The Lemmy ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# beard /= tash
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# This is a delicious bandwagon. You must eat it.
(Danski, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrapiiiiiiidooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# haha I miss max headroom :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# who the fuck is max headroom?
His name's Johan Mjallby.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEPq0FvFm3g&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# awesome
I miss him too, but he's only a hazy childhood memory for me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I remember watching him tripping out my skull...so he has a special place in my brain :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I like this story:
www.damninteresting.com/?p=776#more-776
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=cycVTXtm0U0
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
As soon as I saw that video I thought "Isn't that the guy that plays Jim Taggart in 'A Town Called Eureka'?". And sure enough, it is.

YAY ME!

Edit:: www.imdb.com/name/nm0001242/
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I recognised him from the way he moves his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Kaplinsky and her new dancing partner "The Murderer".


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# this is the first time I've noticed the Kaplinsky's chest
I'm not displeased.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# When I kill her
you can have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I still would...
..and she's not bad either.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha lololololzorz see what I did there?

Nurse, the coffee enema!
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry... it's Kate Tash
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It appears that we are both perverts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# card carrying member I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I want a card :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# haha
CERTIFIED PERVERT
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# here's your Boner card
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I want one of those cards
Perhaps with added tickboxes like the donor ones have that say what you can and can't have.

What would be amusing is if I got off my arse and shopped that so you could see what I'm talking about, but, meh, what can you do eh?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Who is she?
Would!

EDIT: She is quite fit! She does have quite manly lats though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# posh tart pretending to be common with godawful affected singing style
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# The accent is bad
but the voice is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# and the lyrics are a crime against humanity
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oh I don't think so.
Who said all songs had to be masterpieces?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# yeah
I'd rather have a piece of toast
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I watched a bit of "Lilly Allen and friends" because she had Mitchell from Peep Show on
and I was amazed by her quite posh accent. I knew she had to be putting on the mockney singing voice, I was just shocked at the extent of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh I didn't watch it.
I thought it'd be poor.

If we're talking about musicians that put on a voice whilst singing:

Mick Jagger
Debbie Harry
Falco

LOADS of people. And nobody whines about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# the Beatles...
putting on a voice is ok. putting on a voice to make you sound like Natalie Cassidy is a bit aht uv ohdah.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# You put a voice on ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# what's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# That Scottish one you do.
I do as well, my executive bumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# that's my voice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# those guys out of the Proclaimers
they've really disguised their Maori accents
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Falco?
Is he not German? If so I shall never sing "Baby baby do, you rock me, baby baby do, you rock me, JA JA JAAAAA!" ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# there's a Falco movie coming out soon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I know.
I need a German speaker to sit next to me and translate the bits I don't quite understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# next to you?
wait, my ears just started ringing. WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Well answer them then.
God, I'm so fucking funny.


Next to me. By my side. Here *indicates spaces to left and right*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# i want to be on you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Fair enough.
I won't be able to see the film though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ozzy
Christ if he sang in Brum it'd sound DREADFULL!

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# FIT
Her song Pumpkin Soup makes me quite randy. The 'I don't want to be loved, I just want to be touched' line.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# She's quite nice looking
But she has a bit of a monkey face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# she looked like a savaloi sausage on the Brit awards
squeezed in to her frock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# what do you mean, 'but' ?
/Ross Noble
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I actually like monkey-faced women.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I think she's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# she is
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# See, I knew I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# cute as a button :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ahahah


God I hate her. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# You are Mrs Greebowarrior
AICMFP

watched the Brits on weds, and she kept bemoaning Kate, while waxing lyrical about sodding Leona Lewis
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Leona Lewis
Cut Price Mariah Carey. Of course, there's less chance of getting the clap just from being in the same room as her, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# that song of hers is really fucking awful
especially when sung by builders high on tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
please record this for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hahah
I just don't like her. She's like, the one that sings like she's a cockney? One of her lyrics is something like 'I was a twat'.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# that's the one
except she isn't a cockney, she's a posh girl pretending to be down with the kids to sell more records
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# This.
Exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# "I would go to the lavvy, but I caahhhhhhhhnt"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# i fink that you are bit-a
you must 'ave eaten to many lemons mate.

*gets annoyed with her psudo-cockney ways*

*and that adele can fuck right off as well, chasing fucking pavements? chasing the fucking pie wagon more like. i'll fucking chase her with a length of 2X4 if she comes round here.*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# 2X4 with a nail in!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# go girl
I agrree
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# did you see her on the Brits (adele)
all the stage presence of a vaccuum chamber
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# the talky bit she did with fern cotton
must have cost her 10,000 copies in the sales of her album as she had no personality at all.

bloody brits school.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *seconds*
i had the misfortune of listening to her both sing AND talk on the brits.
im surprised she managed to find the time, between shovelling pies into her face
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# School's cancelled today! ^.^





EDIT: Flickr!
In other news, I pulled a muscle in my neck. This is very painful. I do not like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# dangerous place, France
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I get this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Awwwww!
*hugs* Can I still send you a picture? I promise it wont be me naked.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Thank you!
*hugs back*
And yes, you can. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# lovely pics
oh, and get well
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Thank you
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ha, I remember school
I think
skips the usual this is not Flickr comments, RTS is shit, etc etc etc..... oh hang on, no I didn't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# x]
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# RPS is allowed if henry is somewhere in shot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I know someone named Henry.
He's my uncle. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yay!
I'm loving these.


Where's the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# chernobyl
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Chernobyl Sauce?
Hmm yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# you can find it in even the darkest cupboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *passes the ketchup*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Maddie!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I think she's called cher nobyl :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Why am I looking at my flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Needs more Henry...
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Jump!
Go on... JUMP! You shadowy freak child!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I like these.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# is she looking for Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Last one.

I've got a meeting to go to.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# No work until then I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Explains those mysterious floating orbs, at least.

150k megafile

The rest of the series...
1 2 3 4 5
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# MEHDEH EEVIE
also: woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Woo!
Now I like this.

*oh bother I've replied to the wrong thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# are you saying you don't like my reply?
*stomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Oh no, it's a fine reply.
Please don't be too 'stompy'
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# hehehehehe
i likes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work. I was watching the videos of our fight in Northampton again yesterday. Awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Damn you, CCTV!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Looks very like a slightly younger verson of my grandpa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Laverly!!
And makes a welcome change...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i rather like that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# yes!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I absolutely love these.
Especially clumsy stair ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That's aces
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# haha greatness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# That is absolutely delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Wonderful!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Awww this is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# a woo would be appropriate
so...Woo!
(william_shatner, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *comes out of hiding*
That is chuffing ace, and I really wish it to be true. w/y/h.

That is all :)

*returns to hideyhole*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I'm liking
all of these
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I never bandwagon
*ahem*



Click image for slightly bigger (61k)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *awaits smallbrainfield*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Sets stopwatch...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I call time of death at 14:39
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I think it's starting to bug a few people now

haha no offense :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# none taken
just didn't want to be the one to post something so shit that everyone immediately went off it... :)

i was away over lunch so missed the entire fest so it's not irked me as much as some.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Kill it
Along with the TV licensing people
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Feck me you're good!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# 3 minutes?
Youre slacking!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# That was pretty fucking quick
It took ages to scale all those bastards to size


edit: though you missed one of the pawns
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# shudders
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
#
(maninthespoon, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now cock off and donate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahaha
now the person sitting opposite me knows I'm not working, you fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I've kicked out the JAMS, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# You are too good.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# the fastest beattie in the west
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# the speed of these is worrying me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Worrying on many levels
In other news. www.angelseyesonline.com/ What the fuck is this about?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# bloody hell
I bet there's some 'anti bumstain' solution as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Getting rid of those brown streaks down your dog's face
But quite frankly why bother?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# it's totally pointless
what if you have a brown dog?

oh, the confusion
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Would it make it white?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# perhaps it's just Tippex
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Then they have black streaks
But the ones that are most prone are the little white yappy types like Maltese Terriers. And quite frankly, if you've got one of those you're going to put bows in its hair so you should be shot anyway...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Hello Mrs.
How far along are you NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# 15 weeks :)
And slightly lumpy....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# REALLY!?
*runs around in circles*


I think I'm probably more excited than you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Haha, you think so?
You've got a while to wait...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I will be broken with excitement come due day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# cor
my sister is 13 weeks now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Youre preggers?
Congrats! My brothers girlfriend is pregnant at the moment and we're trying to convince them to call it Winston. May I take this opportunity to try and convince you to name yours so? If not, Colin or Trevor. But if it should so happen to be a girl, please call it Agnes or Maude!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I am indeedy
Colin and Trevor are both uncles, Agnes was Colin's sister - and I like the name, but Mr Trellis won't use it cos of the Tom Lehrer song...

Maude might work though :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Theyre dogs Mrs!
They are made to be eaten! Not cleaned!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# needs more party hat & napkin
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# His name is Tiago
He's 19, from Staines, listens to Jay Z and 50 Cent and is currently doing 5-7 for aggravated theft and carjacking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Compo it!

Click for bigger

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# is it 'cause i is black?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Quoth the big ginge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Henry had just been to the Eddie Jackson Convention
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear.

*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ok..
i have just come on, and i am so very confused.
Will someone take time out of their busy life to explain this bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# see my post below
as i replied to my own message for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# character
being put in different locations

now crossing with existing memes.

beattie sub bandwagon following in its wake.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# 5,000 points for precis skills, there, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# For me the joke is he's in extraordinary and/or dangerous circumstances
and looks completely oblivious and is probably going on about how it was all different in his day, grumble grumble...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# he remembers when it was all fields
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# And nobody ever listens anymore, everyone just rushing about,
all mixed up in their own problems, not a care for his...

No respect, kids these days.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Lets not
over-rinse this now.
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Nice!


(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Haha!
:D

I feel the need to join in...
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# HAHAHA!
You Loon!

Nicely done on the cane, btw..
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Dammit
Websense has beaten me. I cannot Beattify your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I shall just imagine it then
I was thinking about you this morning in the car
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I hope it was a nice warm
feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# haha
Eddie ftw

jesus, it's been Henry/Beattie overload over lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Eeeeep!
Sorry just caught this on camera.
Dodgy guy writing down phone numbers from the hooker adverts in the phone box.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# He could've at least made it less obvious by going IN the phone booth.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Or the perv mac:P
I think, maybe, it's Richard E Grant:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Speaking of Macs, I'm getting a second hand 1st gen iMac soon.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# These days
We call them pocket calculators:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Oh.
Well, it's FREE.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# those are crazy pjoneboxes
where do you live
(jonjonjon, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# They have these in Newcastle.
I think they're built by one of BT's rivals.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# These are the phoneboxes we have
in London now. Why? What are the phoneboxes like where you live?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# is this better?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
You have that on PSD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# infinitely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# And Beyonce looking model.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I have to say, your attention to detail is impressive...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# HAhahaha!! Nicely!
My god that's woosome!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# freakishly,
despite having never seen one before, the source of those cards is the same kind of phone box.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Oh yes,
what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# "bloody newfangled 'doors'"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I knew this was you
Without scrolling down...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# aaaawk ok then...

waits for zombies with beatie 'tashe/hat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# fuck
am i the only one starting to think henry is approaching brandow in the annoying-as-fuck catergory?

I thought you were on my side, prodge.

*weeps*

I like the art though. Good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Brandow was just stupid...
Henry you just want to cheer for!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# yea..the big boys made me do it!! *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# smallbrainfield is keeping this bandwagon funny, in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha!
and i believe the correct comment for here is;
needs more milly and rupe.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *chokes with laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *obliges*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# "Now the circle is complete...."
Edit: But thank you, sir. Cracking post, if I may say.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
#
Derek? Derek? Is that you? I can barely hear you. Say that again. You want a... no. No, I can't hear. What? You want a discount? No? Viscount? You want a viscount? But I'm a prince!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *vants to be alone*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# if there's any henry in the newsletter
I'm jumping out the windows with pencils skewering my genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Don't forget to post it on YouTube, mkay?
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I hardly think that's fair.
If you don't want them any more you should give them to somebody that has a use for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

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